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carlosalpalacios · 4 months
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So, DreamWorks Animation is working with Peacock to make more installments in Megamind's franchise after all! Terrific! Just one question though: After seeing the official trailer myself, would it really kill them to make the animation just a biiit better? 🤏🏼
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aye-of-newt · 2 months
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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.
and I think about it every day.
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Nancy investigates why this troll is trolling 😂
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5ummit · 2 months
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Don't ever, ever listen to the jinn. The jinn? Jinn. Desert spirits. They whisper at night. They can posses you.
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theminecraftbee · 8 months
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since i don't think someone else has posted this clip yet: the warden, everyone. greatest final boss in minecraft. greatest threat of all time. very dangerous. yes,
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cinemagal · 2 years
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“CHAPTER 8 - PAPA” STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 (2022)
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 238
[At a Chinese restaurant]
Jason, reading fortune: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."
Tim: That's pretty direct.
Jason: Right?
Jason: What does yours say?
Duke: Mine says "you will witness a crime in three minutes."
Jason: Tim, what does yours...?
Tim: "You will die in three minutes."
Duke: Jay, I think you're going to kill Tim.
Jason: No, I'm not. Why would I do that?
Tim:, standing up: I got to get out of here.
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pizzee · 1 year
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miles “B in Spanish” morales
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high-voltage-rat · 3 months
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I think it's fascinating that the quotes:
"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."
"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."
came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:
"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."
"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."
"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"
...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.
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bebx · 2 months
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imagine this, you died and they read that ao3 fic you posted when you were alive out loud during your eulogy
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theabigailthorn · 7 months
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my TV series pitch just got rejected by a production company who said it's too funny and not commercial enough, which, frankly, BEST FEEDBACK EVER??!!!
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Nancy loves her Barbie and can't believe how uninformed this troll is 🤪
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❝you fucking pathetic sewer rat,❞ me to my favorite fictional man, with profound love and affection
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inafieldofdaisies · 2 days
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Hit Man (2024) | Adria Arjona as Madison Figueroa Masters and Glen Powell as Gary Johnson 
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emotinalsupportturtle · 3 months
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..and he wrote them for David Tennant
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