Happy birthday, dear nephew
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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.
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It's wild to me when people try to frame their dislike of a fictional character as objectively correct by citing how they imagine that character would behave in some hypothetical circumstance. Like, you're not even making up a guy to get mad at – you're taking a guy who's already made up, making up a second guy based on the first made up guy, then getting mad at the second made up guy.
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only him on my mind
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The parallels are brilliant (Twitter credit to quibvs)
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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
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may my sanity chip and shatter 🫠✨
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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna
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Ultimate meetcute for @mercurialmisfitmusings
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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other old art i found doing spring cleaning lawl
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It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently
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Dune Part Two (2024), dir. Denis Villeneuve
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