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damnyoucully · 30 days

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Friendly reminder that Steve and Bucky probably have absolutely wild Brooklyn accents. Maybe it’s mellowed out over the years but sometimes, woild, goil, woist, poifume. Cwafee. Wourder. Fugeddaboutit.

#1940s stucky #stevebucky #stucky #prewar stucky #brooklyn idiots #otp brain rot #circa 1918 #star spangled ding dongs #english dialects #it’s just his neurosis that oughta be coibed he’s psychologically distoibed I’M DISTOIBED #steve rogers #bucky barnes

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denebolablack · 8 months

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Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!

Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*

Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!

Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.

Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.

Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?

Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.

Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?

Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.

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incorrectbuckandeddie · 1 year

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#source: Brooklyn nine nine #source: b99 #Eddie Diaz really said I picked a fucking idiot #but he still loves him anyways #911 on fox #incorrect 911 quotes #buck #evan buckley #incorrect buck #buddie #eddie diaz #edmundo diaz #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect eddie diaz #911 fox

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leonsgotit · 9 months

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you can’t convince me this has never happened because EYE know that crowley is chaotic enough to do this

[image ID: brooklyn 99 cold open—jake (crowley image overlaying him) saying “i know these guys. i know everything about them. and if i run and leap at aziraphale, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.” he turns and runs at terry (aziraphale) and he yells “coming in!” whilst terry (aziraphale) tells “NO! I’M HOLDING TEA!” aziraphale drops the mug, shattering on the ground as he catches crowley. end image ID]

#good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #good omens meme #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #ineffable wives #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #brooklyn 99

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summerfrwrks · 1 year

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guess who dipped back real quick in lore olympus:

#daphne and thanatos are okay now so i dropped the whole thing content then BOOM spoilers on psyche and eros then BOOM THIS I HAD TO GO BACK-#lore olympus #lo hephaestus #lo aphrodite #hephaestus x aphrodite #rosa diaz meme #brooklyn nine-nine meme #i was legit alright with ares and aphrodite at the start but he just became a bigger idiot dumpster fire and since it is greek mythology #i expected hephaestus and aphrodite to marry BUT i didn't expect they'll be this cute okay i have feelings about them #like i absolutely adore daphne and thanatos plus i also love psyche and eros #NOW IT'S THEM AND I WANT TO CRY #cause i know for sure the focus is always gonna be on hade and persephone which #okay i get it but rachel it's okay we can rotate on different couples #[insert an image of me begging for hera and hades crumbs cause i have accumulated so much angst in my head about them i desperately need #more context about their past i can't keep going like this anymore]#[now add me being thirsty for more hephaestus and aphrodite content]#summer.txt #smmrdts #smmrdts: ships #smmrdts: lore olympus

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amarriageoftrueminds · 2 months

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thinking about how before catfa was released there was some scepticism about if Captain America would work for modern audiences.

a lot of people not really familiar with the comics thought his character was too old-fashioned and outdated and would not be relatable in the 21st century.

fast forward and after making several movies showing Steve does in fact belong in modern times they end his arc by sending him back to the 40s, proving those ppl right who thought he was too outdated for our times.

what was even the point of all his movies?? i know the answer it to make money.

but even from a business point of view it's mind boggling that Disney was so careless and put so little thought into how they ended the story of one of their most popular characters of the first 3 phases that now a good chunk of the audience believes Steve is some racist and sexist guy.

i'm sure they'll bring him back one day, either for some avengers multiverse nostalgia fest or when they reboot the MCU, and it won't have the same effect because Steve just isn't as beloved as he used to be. not that i care about the success of this soulless megacorp but i'm still baffled after all these years about how stupid his ending was.

The entire point of Steve is that he was a main out of time in his own time. He was ahead of his time. Which is why he does work, (and why he is needed!) in the future. Whenever that future may be.

I'll tell you what it is... the people in charge of Steve in the MCU are exactly as ignorant of the character as people who don't know anything about who Steve is in the comics. (I.E. the 'well he's wearing the stars and stripes so I assume he's some kind of jingoistic pro-imperialism figure and therefore I don't like him on sight' crowd, closely related to the 'well he's polite and neatly-dressed and not a dick for attention, so he must be a boring goody-two shoes boy scout type' crowd.) Wrong on every count!

Markus & McFeely think the way to 'do' Steve is to make sure we know he's straight, while love of Bucky, relationship with his other men, and his passion for fighting fascism, are all reduced to the status of footnotes in a story whose only question is 🙄 '...yeah yeah, fighting Nazis is fine or w/e but when is he gunna get a girlfriend??'

So they don't see anything amiss in an ending where Steve goes (back in time) to get a girlfriend. Because they think that was the only relatable or important thing about him. Making sure the handsome hero is just like them!

And why they also don't see anything amiss in him being a walk-on part in a Mary Sue/Captain Brexit story. Because it's just more of the 'Steve's only important trait is heterosexuality' narrative. 🤷‍♀️

(As far as they're concerned, stucky was an embarrassing and completely unintended side effect, something they want stifled by any means necessary, and when it comes to Steve being as full blown antifa as he is in the comics- oh, well, we musn't alienate the Republican shareholders/CEOs/customers. Walt Disney himself would be completely on board.)

#mcu critical #...and if that doesn't ring alarm bells I don't know what will!#toAyourQ #dat's me #hey nonny #steve rogers #steve meta #mcu meta #meta #remember that one interview where they were talking about steve as a small town boy #A SMALL TOWN BOY #WHEN HE'S FROM INNER-CITY DEPRESSION-ERA BROOKLYN??#said it before but if these idiots had written the movie terminator 2 #they'd have made it a story where sarah connors #(now played by someone who looks like one of their wives; full hair and make up at all times)#spends all her screentime trying to get The Terminator to date her #because that's the most important thing!!#not this 'protecting john connors' or 'saving the world' bullshit #but making sure we know that muscley robot man is a STRAIGHT muscley robot man!!

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sonch · 1 year

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i'm not sure if this is gonna reach its target audience but still: zach kornfeld is a real life jake peralta

#they are both jewish #both a little bit of an idiot #both are very supportive of their lgbtq+ friends #both make constant jokes about their trauma #so yeah that's my hot take #jewish #jake peralta #amy x jake #jake x amy #jake #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #andy samberg #zach kornfeld #zach from the try guys #the try guys #try guys #behind the try #ooh! also someome said they have a beautiful latina wife

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cupiidzbow · 4 months

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my headphones are at my dads house so I can’t enjoy a two headphone experience but I’m listening to funky voice clips ( yknow like a normal person ) and there’s a bunch of them that’s sooo silly he does like a lil humming thing from mkwii that I’ve never heard and there’s a “BABY!” clip i can’t take his ass seriously I love him so bad

#HE LOVES GOING ‘HEY MAN !!!!!’ ‘YOYOYO!!!’ yeah we get it ur a cool guy 🙄🙄#ough god I have a bunch of f/o voice clips saved and yknow who really does it for me.#dribble.#idk the deep voice brooklyn accent thing and his voice gets so low sometimes ….#yknow when someone’s voice is so deep that you feel it in your chest ……. lord have mercy …….#anyways freddie being a gay idiot what’s new #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊#🐶🚕🐾#txt #gush tag! 💌

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hyperfocusthusly · 9 months

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Aziraphale: Maggie, can I talk to you for a second?

Maggie: sure, let me guess, you and Crowley are having problems again and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Aziraphale: what? No, stop that I know how to kiss I’ve read books

#this is how I’m choosing to deal with the end of S2 #aziraphale #maggie #Crowley #incorrect quotes #incorrect good omens quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #chat post #my incorrect quotes #my post

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orangesand-lemons-234 · 2 months

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In my brain, all of the Brooklyn Newsies I've ever seen are canon to my brain, and now I just have, like, a whole universe mapped out in my brain.

Spot is the head, while Mack and Hotshot are her second and third in command. The three run the Borough with an iron fist. Well, the iron fist is probably hollow as they let their newsies away with just about everything.

Pips and Graves are extremely close, always being selling partners and usually selling by the Brooklyn Bridge. They always sell the most papers, mostly because they win over the adults with puppy dog eyes.

Splint, Joey, and Bart can't stand each other. Nobody knows why, but they won't even speak with one another. Ritz thinks it's incredibly funny to put them in situations together and watching as they try to do it without even looking at each other.

Speaking of Ritz, her and Snaps are siblings, Snaps being older by 2 years. Despite the short age gap, Snaps does tend to baby her sometimes, but she has put him in his place on numerous occasions.

Scope, Rafaela, and HoHo escaped the refuge together when they were each 14, 9, and 11. Lucky found them trying to steal apples from a stand and brought them straight to Spot, who made them Newsies the very next day.

Specs used to be a Brooklyn Newsie with his sister, Stray, but was far too scared of Spot to stay any longer and joined Manhattan instead. Stray still picks on him for this.

Hildy and Myron both help out at Medda's theatre when they aren't selling papers for some extra money. Hildy sells the food outside the stage, and Myron works as an usher. The Bowery Beauties have a soft spot for them and allow them to hang out backstage with them from time to time.

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makeyouminemp3 · 5 months

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kendrix: you could've died, leo.

leo: the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. that's where the blood's supposed to be.

#he's an idiot (affectionate)#power rangers #lost galaxy #power rangers lost galaxy #leo corbett #kendrix morgan #leo x kendrix #<- this doesn't have to be romantic. it can be seen as platonic as well #incorrect quotes #incorrect power rangers quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #kai is side eyeing leo during this (real)

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svampira · 5 months

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elias in 🏨 oppure brooklyn in 💀

they're going to the 🦇club

ask game

#thank you green muah muah #ill draw the others tomorrow💕💕 thank you guys ilyyy #i tried doing this without searching for refs and it took me a whole hour. no lineart #<idiot!!! its fun tho #anyways #vtm #/elias #/brooklyn #vtmb #<theyre going to the asylum. will jeanette let elias in yes/#yes.#ok goodnight now i have an exam tomorrow ^^ this is normal #anyways this was the anime girl anatomy art i was talking about. elias has transcended semirealism #just realised they both only have one eye showing this is so 13 year old coded #scarabocchi

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denebolablack · 7 months

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*Bucky and Steve relaxing in Tony's lab couch while they wait for him to come home*

Steve: Tony inherited his looks from Howard.

Bucky: Yup.

Steve: What do you think he inherited from his mom?

Bucky: *Shrugs and takes a long sip of soda*

Tony: *Out of nowhere* My mental disorders.

Steve: *Screams*

Bucky: *Spits out his drink*

Tony: *Chuckles* Oh, and also my love for playing the piano and cooking italian food.

Bucky: Doll, I love you, but next time you give me a heart attack like that I can't promise I won't shoot you.

Tony: *Smiles smugly* I really wanna see you try.

Steve: *Moaning* Boys, stop.

Tony: Sorry oh captain my captain *Kisses his Brooklyn's boys noses and walks away* If you both hurry, maybe you can join me on the shower.

Bucky: Move that America's ass punk! Our love has spoken.

Steve: Don't get all bossy, Bucks. That's Tony's work.

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spn-lesbian · 2 years

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Dean: Cas

Cas: Dean

Sam: Sam

Dean: you just said your own name

Sam: it was the only one left

#my precious idiot #source: brooklyn nine nine #spn #supernatural #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #dean x castiel #deancas #incorrect destiel #sam winchester

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robyn-118 · 8 months

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Just thinking about Eddie laying in the hospital bed having just woken up and Steve is telling him about all the injuries he recieved and things the doctors had to do to fix him after Steve dragged him out of the upside down.

"The internal bleeding was what really scared... "

"Wait... internal blee- but isn't that where my blood is supposed to be?"

#i heard this on brooklyn 99 #and immediately pictured eddie being so confused #when steve mentions internal bleeding #the mixture of pain meds and grogginess #from being unconscious for 2 days straight #and steve just chuckling to himself at how cute eddie is #even when hes being an idiot #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington

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menace-behaviour · 2 years

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*Eddie has to testify for an arson case*

Athena: Eddie, you're testifying for that arson case again tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. It's a pivotal point in the trial.

Eddie: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*Flashback to Testimony #1*

Eddie: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Eddie: *To the jury* MAN LIT HOUSE ON FIRE.

*Flashback to Testimony #2*

Eddie: I'm sorry, could you make him stop doing that weird thing with his face?

Defense Attorney: *Standing next to the crying defendant* ...Crying?

*Flashback to Testimony #3*

Eddie: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the court stenographer?

#911 fox #911 incorrect quotes #theyre idiots your honor #firefam #idiot (affectionate)#my beloved idiots #incorrect quotes #eddie diaz #athena grant #eddie 911 #athena 911 #brooklyn nine nine inspired #station 118 behaviour #station 118 extended family #b99 #911 on fox #diaz like diaz #bisexuality is a diaz trait

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