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So I wrote a little something loosely based on this post I made about Eddie subconsciously associating his future wedding as being with Buck- I haven't written for ages but I thought if I was gonna make it into a fic I'd also have an accidental drunk confession to Buck in there- and this is that. If I ever wrote a whole fic of this there'd be no cheating so dw dw

"It must be nice," Buck says from the floor, "Marr-Marriaging, -having a wedding. I want that, I'd want-"

"I know what you want," Eddie laughs confidently from the empty tub. It feels very zen, lying here with his legs hooked over the circular tub, like lying inside a big cereal bowl. He is so drunk, and giddy and totally at peace with everything, "You want a spring wedding because you want a frankly ridiculous amount of flowers. You want it far enough away from the city that you can see the stars at night, but not so far that it'd cost too much for everyone to travel there. You like the idea of releasing lanterns but you're worried about the environment so you'd probably want - like- doves or butterflies instead-"

"Butterflies," Buck says from the floor, his voice thick, "Eddie, what-"

"M'not finished," Eddie continues with the gravitas of someone so hammered they cant feel their legs but who is nevertheless making an Important Point, "Butterflies, then. You want a light coloured suit, something that breathes well because you'll worry about sweating. Bobby would be doing the ceremony, so maybe Athena to walk you down the aisle? And of course Maddie as your best man. Woman. Person."

"… Maddie?"

"Well yeah," Eddie shrugs, transfixed by how the ceiling seems to be slowly tilting to the side, "Because Chris would be mine, and that way they can both be involved."

There's a frantic shuffling noise from the floor, and Buck's voice is much clearer when he speaks again, "Eddie. Eddie are you talking about- me and you getting married?"

"Who else?" And in his alcohol-soaked state, it's as simple as that- who else. God knows he's tried to fit other people into that role and they just never fit right because the void in his life is so decisively Buck-shaped. Haha, God knows, his chest begins to shake with silent laughter, it's funny, right? Because of the Catholicism.

"And that's-" Buck sounds kind of upset, which makes Eddie pause, why would Buck be upset when there's good booze and the ceiling is tilting and they're getting married? "That's something you want- the-the spring wedding and the butterflies and the-"

Oh, Buck's simply misunderstood, that's easy.

"I just wanna be the guy standing next to you."

#chewing glass op #I AM INSANE FOR THIS FICLET

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#[chuckles] I'm scared... #what does this mean!!

#release the Kinkley sex tape #genuinely would be one way to say fuck the haters #I mean it’s been canonically established that Buck owns a cock ring so I guess it was only a matter of time #reblogaroo #not an incorrect quote #911 spoilers #well I mean idk if it’s spoilers because it’s kind of vague but like better safe than sorry

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Also full offence to Phillip Buckley but I hope his entire head explodes when his son dares to bring a male date to his daughter’s wedding.

#he doesn’t give me the vibes that he’d be chill with his son being bisexual much less being so openly bisexual and ‘embarrassing the family’ #and for that I think he deserves to be punched in the dick #phillip buckley #anti Buckley parents #911 abc #911 speculation #I guess it’s not really spec because I’m sure it’ll be generally ignored but like you can’t convince me this bastard isn’t homophobic

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ABC I am in your walls reminding you of this very important post that you clearly are ignoring

Hen better give the best (wo)man speech at the Madney wedding or I will riot! And bonus points if it finally tells us the story behind Chim’s name.

#hen not being at the bachelor party presumably means she isn’t chimney’s best woman #which frankly is insulting to me #I guess they wanted to have someone for Maddie’s wedding party but she’s got friends from dispatch who could be on her side #JOSH COULD BE HER MAN OF HONOR #ffs #reblogaroo #911 abc

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Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.

Hen: Congrats Buck!

Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?

Hen: Was he in the army?

Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?

Hen: Does he have abs for days?

Chimney: Do we know him?

Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!

Hen and Chimney: WHAT!

#I would love to see their faces personally #no one knows what to do with the betting money given that Buck is dating Eddie’s clown #in all seriousness I love the BuckTommy development on the show but they really did give Buck a legally distinct not Eddie boyfriend #evan buckley #buck #buddie #eddie diaz #incorrect buck #incorrect buddie quotes #911 abc #incorrect hen #henrietta wilson #incorrect chimney #chimney han #incorrect 911 quotes #although I’m sure I’m not the first to make a post like this #source: mine #oops that tag was supposed to say Eddie’s clone not clown but evidently autocorrect decided otherwise

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‘buck should end up with tommy’ ‘buck should end up with eddie’ buck should end up with a firefighter played by misha collins

#this is arguably the funniest possible outcome #like I’m a Buddie shipper through and through but the idea of Misha Collins firefighter man intrigues me

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I’d like to personally sue Oliver Stark as the energy of Bi Buck managed to completely nullify my sleeping meds. I got almost no sleep last night. But it’s a fair trade.

#evan buckley #buck #not an incorrect quote #911 spoilers #911 abc #Oliver stark

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So how long do we think it takes Tommy to realize Buck is head over heels for Eddie? And also importantly how long it takes Buck?

#side note in case this sounds bitchy I am incredibly overjoyed at the development of this episode #like getting bisexual Buck is such a big win #I love it #buddie #911 spoilers #buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #not an incorrect quote #911 abc

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The shippers waiting for Buck to come out as bisexual in the 100th episode.

#MY MIND #CANNOT HANDLE THIS ALL #911 spoilers #turns out my clown makeup was not for naught

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911 fake tweets part four

#these are so good! #gaze upon these tweets with glory #the Steve from blues clues tweet is iconic #reblogaroo

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Buck: What if Eddie makes Tommy the legal guardian of Christopher in case something happens????

Hen: Buck that’s insane. Why in the world would he do that!

Buck: Well he made me Christopher’s guardian in his will years ago.

Hen: 👀 He what now?!

#look this is the kind of insane conversation I’m hoping for from the new episode #my man is insane enough to be jealous like this #he can and would think he’s completely replaceable by someone Eddie essentially just met #evan buckley #buck #buddie #eddie diaz #911 abc #911 speculation #henrietta wilson #incorrect buck #incorrect hen #incorrect buddie quotes

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Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you

Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(

#op I just want you to know that this post made me do a real life spit take #thankfully I was standing over a sink at the time but my bathroom mirror definitely needs a clean now #reblogaroo

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If I was Frank I’d be preparing to have my ass handed to me once Athena is back on dry land.

#look normally I think he’s a good therapist but he kind of vaguely mocked her fear rather than fully exploring it #and now her boat do be struggling #she has full right to suplex that man to hell IMO #Athena grant #Frank #not an incorrect quote #911 spoilers #911 abc

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*Buck and Eddie on the cruise instead of Athena and Bobby*

The bad guy: *points at Buck* you!

The bad guy: give me your dongle

Eddie: excuse me??

Buck: babe-

Eddie: *shoving the guy* you want my husband’s WHAT?

#this genuinely made me laugh out loud #thanks op #I definitely needed that after all the feels this episode #reblogaroo #911 spoilers

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Okay I know we were all hoping thinking Buck Bothered and Bewildered is the Buck comes out as bisexual episode. But I’d like to propose it’s actually Eddie coming out as Bisexual. Because knowing Eddie is interested in men would certainly leave Buck a little bothered turned on.

#do I think this will actually happen? no. do I choose to live in delulu land? yes #evan buckley #buck #buddie #eddie diaz #not an incorrect quote #911 abc

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“end up like me.” a disappointment. a failure. a walking mess who can’t hold onto a relationship to save his life.

“you didn’t end up like you.” you’ve survived. you’ve coped. you’ve grown into the exact type of man that i hope my son will become.

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9-1-1 very correct and canon dialogue 6/?

#reblogaroo #love the idea that they are getting dressed while having this conversation #they may be banging but the clothes stay on #Buddie