#brook x male reader

[sanjisboyfie]

day in the life as a strawhat pirate

-> very messy, very cute, very fluffy.

-> i don't think any pronouns are used except for "you" but i had a male reader in mind when i was writing it...SHOUTOUT

you wake up - luffy's foot is in your mouth, but also at the same time, his other foot is wrapped around your legs??? he stretched in his sleep and has trapped you in some very odd body trap...it takes you yelling at him to even wake him up.

sanji is the first to wake up, usually, and when you get to the kitchen the breakfast is waiting for you. now you have to sleepily fight for your share of the food because luffy is hangry (his default mood when he wakes up is hangry because he hasn't eaten yet...since he just woke up...) and then also there are 9 other hands that are fiending for all the dishes on the table.

after surviving a war in the dining room, you hope to take some time to relax. but that doesn't exist on the thousand sunny since chopper and usopp are quick to get into their shenanigans. they call you over, wanting to show you a creation that the sniper made, only for you to get a pie of whip cream to the face. they called you over so that they could prank you and now were rolling on the deck laughing about it.

instead of skewering them alive, you decide to take the peaceful route in going to the bathroom to wash your face off. oh, but franky is already in the bathroom taking his morning shower.

you get a face full of cyborg and a very girlish scream escapes his mouth when he realizes that you are standing at the entrance, watching him sing into the shower bottles - naked and all. he then screams out for how he can get no privacy, but you're just too determined to clean your face of the whip cream that you don't really pay him any mind.

when you get out of the bathroom, now having peace in mind, there is a rabid sanji and zoro fighting each other. they're at each other's throats for whatver reason and when they catch you walking down the hallway, they involve you in their fight...for whatever reason.

they're asking you to take a side, who was right in their idiotic fight, but they're both shouting so loud and at the same time you can't even process what either of them are saying. you can only blanky stare back at them as their huffing and puffying to regain their breaths from their nonstop yelling.

and then their expressions go back to being angry, but not at each other - at you, for seemingly being too neutral and not staking a claim to one of their sides. it's all just their adrenaline ramped up to a thousand (even though it's barely been an hour since they've woken up) and now they're trying to make your reaction the same.

you can only sigh, shoving your palms into their faces, and making them clear a path for you to leave the hallway. this makes their bickering turn back to each other instead, their shouts echoing all over the thousand sunny.

just when you finally think, maybe robin or jinbe could offer you comfort in peace, no! brook and nami are actually fighting about something on deck. as you listen in you hear about how brook is the one stealing their undergarments at night - that's enough for you to step in and deal with the perverted skeleton. a punch to his skull is enough to knock some sense into him (nami laid out a couple of her own on his head before you arrived)

nami thanks you in a sigh of exasperation. she offers you a slice of the tnagerine she had peeled, which she gingerly feeds you when you accept. and her face mimics that of an angel, eyes closed as she smiles kindly at you...before she barks at brook to make up for his odd, perverted actions by playing her her favorite song.

and even though you do enjoy brook's violin playing, that is just not your definition of peace right now. maybe any other day, but just not right now.

so you go below deck and finally find your favorite people: robin and jinbe. you practically collapse on jinbe, murmuring about how tired you were despite the day just starting, and robin laughs at your fatigue. she begins to read aloud for the three of you whilst jinbe's hand comfortingly goes up and down your back. she looks at your figure, observing your peaceful expression, before fluidly going back to reading aloud the history book she picked up.

jinbe is laid out against the cushioned seats so really, he's acting as a big bed for you and you definitely do not pass up the chance to catch a quick cat nap. and hopefully this time when you wake up, your captain's foot won't be in your mouth <3

(tags are platonic - its just to reach the audiences)

#one piece imagines #one piece x reader #one piece x male reader #luffy x male reader #usopp x male reader #zoro x male reader #sanji x male reader #nami x male reader #franky x male reader m #brook x male reader #robin x male reader #jinbe x male reader #very cute fluffy #i wish we got more one piece fillers of what the crew just does on sunny when its floating through the sea #not at an island #because thats a different type of filler #on sunny theyre really left to nothing but their own devices #entertaining one another as best as they can so no one goes actually insane #UGHHH give us more filler like that i beg

[nishikiace]

second half of the sub!strawhats hcs 😩 no chopper for obvious reasons, brook is written for his living body

sub! strawhats

[grand line crew, spoilers up to ch.1051]

Warnings: dom!reader, gn!reader, allusions to amab anatomy (can be read as strap)

[p1] p2

[masterlist]

♀️

Vivi

(inexperience, intimacy, dirty talk)

being as driven by emotion and morality as her, its unlikely she has experienced herself, especially given the expectations placed on her as a princess

start slow because she wouldn't be able to handle much yet. she wants to understand what she needs at her own pace

lay between her thighs! she will moan with every inexperienced convulsion of her hips - you don't have to move, just press her down, because she just can't control how her body is wanting to feel more. let her grind against you

lean down and whisper dirty talk into her ear when she's under you like this. tell her how deep you'll fuck her and the noises you'll force her to make, only for you. the closeness of your bodies lets you feel her nipples stiffen against you and her cunt heat up and soak through her clothes

please just completely consume her and make her feel safe. she wants to be enveloped by you, pressed down deep into a mattress with your arms and legs locking her own. naked, clothed, it doesn't matter when you can feel every moan and scream she makes as you push deep inside

she can never hide her reactions - she's too open about herself, too vocal to hide from you

Robin

(seduction, shower sex, edging, guided masturbation)

this woman knows what she's doing to you, and she knows what to do with herself. she did not climb ranks by being naive, and she's learned a lot about her tastes along the way

robin loves flirting with you and setting the stage. she's all about delayed gratification and spends her time using her devil fruit to brush against you with a secretive smile, and let your eyes follow the smooth curve of her hips pressing against yours

tempting you gets her impossibly hot and dripping all day because she knows the payoff will be twice as messy

her favourite time of the day is when she showers with you, with one leg over you and arms around your neck. grip the skin of her wet, shining hip and slick inner thigh, real tight - and pull her spread pussy onto your sex. she makes the prettiest moans in your ear when you don't let her close your legs and rub into her in firm circles, under the shower spray

if i mentioned all the uses she finds for her devil fruit, it would be a thesis

but robin especially enjoys when she's exposed and spread out in front of you while you command her to edge herself. masturbation becomes much more intense for her when you guide her to pinch at her own clit and fingerfuck herself with the angle your hand would reach, by her own ability

control when she gets to cum with your voice and words alone. she loves the sound of her own pussy reacting to that dominance

♂️

Franky

(toys, transhumanism, blowjobs)

he's an inventor and he often creates untested toys. the testing is when you volunteer to help him out and use him as the experiment

somehow he's always so surprised when his creations make him cry when they're held tight to his reddened cock. but maybe thats because you're the one who applies the pressure

to the surprise of absolutely no one, this man is incredibly loud, and something about the touch of your skin against him makes him shaky at every thrust. the thought of him, a man built by his own design, reduced to so animalistic and human always makes him whine and flush to dizziness

don't get it wrong though - he's confident in the body he has created, and not inexperienced either. franky can prove that by taking you impossibly deep in his mouth and looking up at you through those teary long lashes

slide your hands into his speedos in a not-so-private place and he combusts. he's built for this, though. literally

Brook

(manhandling, flexibility, exhibitionism)

when still alive in his prime, brook definitely got fucked like he was paid for it - he was a skinny twink with a guitar and a sense of humor

and when you get your hands on him, please manhandle him into any position you want. push those thin limbs in contortions that leave him unable to clamp shut at your staring and touching

brook loves having this weakness for you, and getting taken advantage of in a way that leaves him used, sore and shaking. the way you bend his body in half just to hit deeper inside makes him want to cry

he knows he'll feel every stretch the next morning

he's definitely a showman and loves the attention he gets, in every way. he would really enjoy sexual pda with you and feeling your hands explore every crease between his thighs and ass and he isn't embarassed to show that love with his voice in your ear

did he wear panties when he was alive?

Jinbei

(handjobs, fishman anatomy, intimacy)

a seasoned man who has lived through a lot, jinbei is still very traditional. he's all about honour and respectability in his personal moral code, which definitely bends a little when he's ambushed by you

he has a very big heart and would not be cut out for something casual. he seeks out loyalty in his life so only then will he allow any intimacy to blossom

which is somewhat funny in retrospect, when you listen to his gasps and grunts and watch his thick build shake as you jerk off both of his hard cocks at different speeds. he is traditional - new to the contrasting madness you introduce his body to

he's so pretty too. purple blush high on his cheeks and completely soft in your hands. he loves when you take it slow and passionate and gives out the most gorgeous vocal gasps when he's about to cum

trad wife jinbei

Yamato

(praise kink, anal, hairpulling)

yamato is still discovering a lot about himself in canon, and around you. like zoro, he is too focused on his goals and self aspirations to indulge in the things that make him feel so... heated, when he's near you

you have to praise him like a little puppy between every kiss because he's out of his depth with how good this feels, and can only confess so many times before he needs to hear you acknowledge his efforts and validate him

he'll grind on your lap and move things too fast and try pulling on your clothes, but you don't have to take it slow with him - teach him

one thing yamato definitely learns, you find, is the sensitivity of his rim. his trembling moans and babbling only increase with your fingers teasing his hole and he arches his back so beautifully, fat ass raised like an animal when he wants to push your fingers deeper

he loves when you pull at his hair and fuck into him from behind. he wails and rolls back his eyes if you grab him by the horns and fuck his body at a punishing pace, hips loudly slapping into his red ass

he's addicted to the feeling of his own slick dripping down to his stretched hole, and he thanks you for it in dazed mutters and weak whines

#dom reader #top reader #top male reader #gn reader #female reader #male reader #anime x reader #x reader #bottom character #one piece x reader #one piece #nico robin #franky #vivi one piece #brook one piece #jinbei #yamato #nishikiace s #nishikiace writes

[anystalker707]

Giving him silent treatment

Pairing: Vinsmoke Sanji x [gender neutral] Reader Words: ~ 1 400 Summary: You end up giving Sanji a silence treatment after the latest events. Tags: Sanji is very boyfriend / But also very dramatic / Just a little lack of communication

Requested by anon

A/N: i feel. nervous about this. ooc, maybe?

• Sanji will notice it right away that you're a little different with him, not glancing at him whenever he is around nor making a comment about how his good dish tastes

• You even decide to go with Usopp, Luffy, Robin, Franky and Zoro when you stop at this new island instead of with Chopper, Nami and Sanji like the usual (Brook had stayed back to watch the ship

• You’re there watching Luffy get chased by a local animal while Franky and Usopp uselessly try to help him out—now you understand the reason they never get anything done—when you comment something about just helping them out at once

• At first, Zoro just hums in agreement as he was there along with Robin and you watching the three fools, but then he pauses and raises an eyebrow at you. "What are you doing here? Where is the shitty cook?"

• Your face twisted in a way Zoro decided not to ask any further

• You’re back at the ship and Sanji will ask where you were, met with no answer once again

• Maybe you're distracted? Busy with something else? So he will let you be for a while and later come by, more of testing the waters, asking you about what you were talking about with Robin or if stupid Marimo bothered you too much

• He will feel completely lost with you not answering and absolutely reduced to a shrimp size once you glare at him in a quiet acknowledgement of his presence because he needs to know you're aware of him and just not answering on purpose, otherwise he'd just be convinced you're distracted again

• Absolutely devastated. Will enter in collapse mode and go over every single little thing that he did because he can't handle (y/n)—his beloved (y/n)—stopping loving him under any circumstances, even more for something he may have done without conscience. He won't be able to live a single day without you giving him attention, he might as well die if you're never going to talk with him again—his mind does escalate that quickly

• Will be found obsession cooking for the next couple of hours because cooking helps him think and Luffy doesn't see any problem with it

• Later, he comes to you with your favorite dish and that lost puppy face when you're sitting at a table on Sunny's deck

• ...It’s hard to resist to it, but it's for the best, so you just send him a look before returning your attention to the sea and wait until he walks away so you can eat the dish he leaves on the table

• Okay, Sanji will give you a while longer, still trying to make up with you until the end of the day, but the fact he doesn't get any good night kiss nor good morning hug starts to drive him crazy

• Baby boy will fucking cry. He cries the same way he did when you were captured by Crocodile and then again by Enel, with this angst heavy in his chest with the sensation he will never again have you cuddling him to sleep or kiss your cheek when you sit on his lap or even receive an adoring look from you because he's just that insecure with finally getting a partner after many failed attempts

"(Y/n)?" You looked to the side to see Nami standing there; you were sitting at the same place as the previous day, messing with a book you fixed on the last island. She furrowed her eyebrows a little, scratching the back of her head. "Is everything alright?"

"...I would say so, kind of, why?"

"Well, you and Sanji seem a little... off, y'know." Nami pulled the other chair back to have a seat. "You weren't buying spices with him yesterday, he seemed pretty lost. Also, he is crying."

"He's what?" Your eyes widened at how she'd dropped the bomb with such casualty and no more explanation.

Nami nodded, crossing her arms over her chest. "Like, go talk with him! That's what I'm saying."

You cringed a little, sighing as you closed your book and leaned a little forward on the chair. Maybe giving him silent treatment wasn't the best way to deal with it in long-term; not only Nami had to approach the situation, but Sanji was fucking crying, also. Not that you weren't used to his dramatic behavior, but it was true it'd been a while since he last showed up and it usually wasn't a good sign if he was stuck in the galley like that.

"Take care." You slid your book to Nami with a sigh before you stood up and moved to go find Sanji.

The ingredients for whatever other dish Sanji was preparing received all the feelings he had supressed, being chopped quickly and with more force than needed while Sanji cried alone in the galley. You sighed at the sight, rolling your eyes half-heartedly before you closed the door behind yourself and approached him. Sanji looked over his shoulder and sniffled before he cried more.

"Hey, San, I—"

"I'm so sorry, my love, I don't know what I did, so maybe I'm not so worthy of your love anymore and..." He continued rambling without stopping chopping the vegetables.

You stood there for a moment, observing the mess he was in—you could ruin him just like that? Not like you wouldn't be desolated if you thought he happened to stop liking you, but knowing someone felt this way about you was quite different.

"Stop!" You grabbed him by the lapel of his blazer so he would finally stop what he was doing. "I never stopped loving you or anything, stop saying shit!"

Sanji blinked a couple of times and sniffled, looking at you. "Then what happened, mon amour? Every second without you feels like endless torture, I—"

"Sanji." You sighed, loosening your grip and playing a little with the fabric before you let your hands fall, fumbling with your thumbs at the lack of what to do under his confused gaze. "It's just that... You had..." Hell, it felt pathetic to say it out loud, to explain how your thoughts had twisted everything. "You promised me you would go with me to a clothing store as soon as we reached a new island, then you started making plans and didn't mention it. I thought you'd just not mention it to the others, but then asked Chopper and Nami to tag along as usual, and..." You paused to take a breath, swallowing dryly as your eyes followed along the buttons of his blazer. It would be shit if your voice started cracking and failing and got teary. "I got angry and frustrated, so I left because I didn't want to be rude to you because— because what if you didn't like me and everything I say doesn't matter? But then, what if you were just distracted and never noticed we had agreed on this little date thing? I didn't want to talk with you after that because what if I said the wrong thing? Did something I shouldn't just because I was angry and impulsive? I'm so sorry, I didn't want you to..." You sighed, shifting your weight, and motioned to him.

At first, Sanji didn’t know what to say, standing there with wide eyes. "No!" He mumbled, wrapping his arms around you to hug you close. "I didn't mean to make you feel like this! Didn't I tell you, my love?"

"Tell me what?"

Sanji blinked slowly as he looked at you then frowned, letting his gaze fall to the ground at the same moment his cheeks gained a red color—he didn’t really hug you anymore, more of just holding onto your sides with his hands balled into fists around your shirt. "I—I could swear I had told you to, um, wait until we got to a nicer island than the last one... There were many things to take care of, I could swear I had told you..." His eyes filled with tears again, and you hummed understandingly, wrapping your hands around his shoulders to hug him close and press a kiss to his head. "I—I didn’t want to m—make you feel that way—"

"Oh, no," you sighed as you cleaned his face, mentally cursing yourself. "No, c'mon, no need to sacrifice yourself at this, pretty boy, it happens!"

"But—"

The way you glared at him had Sanji falling quiet with a pout, making you grin before you pecked his lips in return.

.𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟.

#one piece x reader #one piece #sanji vinsmoke #x reader #x male reader #x female reader #gender neutral #imagine #oneshot #fan fic #fan fiction #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #usopp #nico robin #nami #brook #franky #tony tony chopper #queue

[alexa-fika]

Ghostly mischief (Sanji x male!ghost!child!reader)

A/N I'm also kinda meh on this one, this is part of the three part request of @spiderman-er our beloved < 3 I hope this is to your liking!

Reader here is re-placed by Dokucha which stands for reader in japanese

Dividers by @/saradika

“Sanji-nii, what are you making this time?” the small boy asked, floating next to said chef

“Some cake.”

“Can I help?”

“Hm, all right. Just do what I say.”

“I got my eyes wide open, ready to learn! Even though I don’t really have eyes!”

“…I think you spend too much time with Brook”

“I spend just the right amount with Uncle Brook Thank you very much.”

“I beg to differ…; just get me the flour; it should be up there.”

“Okay,” he smiled, floating his way up to the drawers looking through the different shelves

“This one?”

“Yeah! Grab it for me.”

“Can I have a piece of the cake when we’re done?” he said, handing Sanji the pot

“Last time you had one, you were bouncing off the walls.”

“Come on! I promise I will just have one this time, pleaseee?”

“Alright, fine. But only one.”

“Yahoo!”

“Alright, you little scamp, now go get the flour.”

“Hehe, of course!” he said, floating towards the ingredients and taking a hold of the flour, though rather than handing it to Sanji, he simply dropped the flour on Sanji

Sanji stood there for a second, blowing out flour from his mouth and wiping the one in his eyes

“…”

“Dokucha?”

“Yeah, Sanji-nii?” he said with a grin on his face, flying upside down and watching his brother try to pull himself together

“I'm giving you a chance here. Was that an accident?”

“Nope”

“Come here.”

“I'm good over here.”

“You don't get off the hook that easily, you little scamp,” he said, pulling his sleeves up and grabbing a handful of flour

“So remember, you were the one who started this.”

Listen with the way you made the request I had to put a Brook Joke myself, I just had to, was mandatory

Taglist:

@imaginarydreams

@amethystviolin

@h0n3y-l3m0n05

#one piece x reader #one piece imagine #one piece fluff #one piece #one piece x child!reader #sanji x child!reader #with: sanji #straw hat sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji x reader #op sanji #one piece sanji #black leg sanji #sanji #brook one piece #one piece x male reader #one piece x masc reader

[gatitties]

May you please write a Strawhat, Heart pirates and Kid pirates with an autistic and/or ADHD young reader ? Who have zero respect for adults and hates them unless they were cool/kind to them

─ Strawhats, Heart Pirates & Kid Pirates x reader

─ Summary: It's just you having your little autism/ADHD moment with this crews

─ Warnings: none

Part two

I don't know if I related the autism or ADHD aspects well, sorry about that :s and I don't know why whenever I write something about Kid pirates, reader tends to bite people jhadjhs omg it's a headcannon that I can't get out of my head sorry 😭🤚

─ You and Chopper are the spoiled and protected of the ship for being young.

─ Although they are more careful with you because well, you'll simply end up lost in some random place due to your attention deficit at the least convenient times.

─ It was hard for you to trust them at first but your weak point was Brook and Franky, they were the most outstanding and cool, of course Robin's kindness also captured your sensitive part.

─ They find it adorable how sometimes you just ramble out loud about everything you see in the place or think about something that catches your attention.

─ I can see how Zoro, Brook and Luffy think that you are just a little stupid and distracted (like their captain) and that the ones who really know about your ADHD are the rest, maybe Usopp thinks that you are also something wrong with directions just like Zoro.

─ Robin tries not to overload you with the tasks you have to do, she always gives you a hand if she sees that you are starting to dissociate more than normal.

─ Luffy will be the one to end your most hyperactive side, he will make you tired when playing with him, although he have to change games every so often because you'll simply get bored.

─ Franky or Usopp will make small de-stressing or sensitive objects to help you if you need them or make you feel better.

─ You don't know how you do it, but you always end up in all the villains' speeches, you try to listen to their story but you just get bored and end up ignoring them until the fight breaks out, you have the nerve to even sleep while someone tells how miserable their life was, but you know, you don't care for and dislike most adults.

─ But don't worry, you have a whole crew that covers your back while you sleep on these occasions.

"My parents were killed by pirates, my daughter, my wife… everything was destroyed by vile beings like you all, that's why I swore revenge for-"

The words of the angry person next to you went to the back of your mind, you let out a yawn even though your head continued to watch the surroundings as you fiddled with your hands, somewhat impatient for all the chatter to end.

You tried to stay focused on at least one thing, which was usually Usopp's nose, why? No idea, you just liked it because it was unusual, even though you don't think the crew you're with is normal.

You didn't even notice how a knife was thrown at you for simply not paying attention to your surroundings, Zoro's sword quickly deflected it as Nami pulled you closer to her, you looked at her silently asking if she needed anything, at this point you had forgotten that you were in the middle of starting a fight.

"Just stay by my side, okay?"

"Why- Oh, careful!"

Pulling out your own weapon you fended off an attack coming towards you, your mind coming to its senses as to the current situation, taking another approach, your hyperactive side taking over the rest of the battle where luckily you could focus on an enemy, although you had many weak points, Sanji took care to cover them so that you could concentrate on your fight without distractions that could injure you.

"Nice, you're giving them a beating!"

And in the middle of the battle Luffy took it upon himself to break all your concentration with his praise, which you loved to receive like a puppy hungry for acceptance, you turned around ignoring your opponent's attack, smiling at Luffy as you gave him some thumbs up.

"Luffy, this is not the time!"

Jinbe deflected the attack coming at you for paying attention to your captain instead of the fight you were fighting, again preventing you from getting hurt, though before you knew it the battle was already over and now everyone was just scolding Luffy while that Chopper checked if you had hurt without realizing it.

─ He took you as a patient to analyze for your unusual behavior.

─ Then he simply appreciated your skills without giving importance to your ADHD or signs of autism, at least it was something that made you look at him with different eyes, he didn't treat you as someone different just because of your small condition.

─ The relationship with them at the beginning was a complete tug of war of insults, absurd fights and a lot of disrespect towards them for the simple fact of being older than you, maybe the only one who was saved from all your crap was Bepo because an animal that speaks? It was the coolest thing you've seen so far in your short life.

─ After a while you started to get along better with everyone, Shachi's and Penguin's jokes started to make you laugh, Law easily earned your respect, Ikkaku was very nice to you as was Jean Bart when you joined permanently.

─ Although from time to time you mess with them as a joke, only small harmless fights.

─ Law takes care of your problem with attention deficit, giving you activities that keep your mind active efficiently, however Shachi and Penguin end up messing up your concentration somehow.

─ You usually help Ikkaku in the kitchen, although sometimes she's the one who has to help you because you try to do so many things at once (and end up not completing any) that you need her to organize the things you have to do.

─ Normally they have you in the rear when they fight, they are not risking your little habits hurting you, although Law is not one to confront someone directly, he is more cunning than that.

─ Of course, on many occasions you have broken that moment of secrecy that they need but they have never thrown it in your face, they know the consequences of your distractions but they will not leave you behind.

You were on an undercover mission with Jean Bart, both of you acting like family having a drink in a bar while what you really want is to listen to the conversation of a few pirates that Law wanted to steal a map from.

The others were also around controlling the rest of the crew and their movements, and you were really doing well, behaving like a minimally normal teenager without anything distracting you for more than a few seconds, you had been training your concentration but there are moments when those intrusive thoughts win.

Today and now seemed to be the right time for your impatience and impulsiveness to drive you enough to break the role you were playing, listening to the conversation of an adult who seemed to be an idiot, although everyone seemed so to your eyes, it was a breaking point.

"You're so damn annoying! Just tell me where you got that damn map you stole!"

You jumped out of your seat pointing your weapon at the man who nearly fell over in shock at your aggressiveness and spontaneity, and immediately everyone jumped into the fight aware that you had exposed your stealth strategy.

"You've lasted longer concentrated than last time, keep it up!"

"I don't need your stupid flattery!"

Ignoring the guy you were threatening Shachi distracted you, which led to Jean Bart stopping a small blade you didn't see directed at your abdomen, Law switched your location to his and did the job of the threat quickly with the help of his power.

"You have to control yourself more, we will not always be there to cover you."

You crossed your arms a little annoyed that they didn't let you finish the job they had given you, also blaming yourself internally for messing it up again, but Bepo took care to make you think of other things when he asked for your help to organize the new loot obtained, although it took the rest of the day because you just stood around taking a good look at all the cool stuff.

No one would blame you for your little outbursts or for your curious habits, that's how you were, that's how they accepted you and that's how they love you, after all, you were unique in your own way.

─ You probably looked like a wild animal to them the first time they saw you because you attacked them for trespassing on your property, more like the forest you lived in.

─ You were practically a wild and completely impulsive, simple-minded person who was raised by, in fact, animals.

─ Adults normally came to destroy the nature of your home, and you developed a certain hatred towards them. Kid noticed this when he found you again biting a villager who tried to hunt a rabbit that was originally your prey.

─ It was so hilarious that he thought you would be a good addition to the team, you were just as rude as them although he also noticed that you had concentration problems, he thought it wouldn't be a big problem.

─ Ah yes, the reliable old one, he just dragged you onto his ship and at first it was like you were an abused cat getting used to a new life where they didn't abuse it, lots of scratching, biting and hissing if any of them dared to get too close.

─ Once you gain confidence or at least, accept their presence without hating them, they will find your impulsiveness amusing when it comes to battles, they just sit and watch how you fight against five men much stronger than you, keeping them at bay because your lack of focusing on a single target makes you somehow attack everyone at once.

─ Although Killer always has an eye on you, you are too young to end up dead because of your impulsiveness.

─ They don't care about your strange nature, they simply interpret your autism as if it were the fault of your contempt for adults for being away from society for so long.

─ I can see that these idiots only increase your attention deficit instead of helping you, as if they had competitions to see who can distract you the most.

You were calmly observing some fish, everything was strangely calm, you frowned, touching the tips of your fingers to your thumb in succession as you turned around only to be greeted by a necklace that was swinging slowly between Wire's fingers, your attention being immediately stolen by some floating bolts because of Kid.

You shook your head back to your thoughts, you knew they were trying to have one of their silly competitions over who could get your attention the easiest and you were simply too proud to fall for their tricks again.

"Oh look, a sea king!"

You cursed yourself internally when you fell into the trap of one of the boys, getting your attention back to the immense sea in search of that creature, you returned the gaze with some insults that only made everyone laugh, they continued trying to steal your attention but you just focused on other things like the seagulls or the clouds.

Inevitably your brain shut down and got carried away when you saw a big blaze of fire as well as the slightly warmer environment, no matter how many times Heat did that trick, he would always gain your attention by spitting fire, making you forget everything and focus just in the fire.

"Looks like I won again."

"You're just cheating! If I had more metal I could do a lot better than your stupid little flame."

And then started a discussion between Kid and Heat about which of the two would be better, Wire sneaked up to you, you looked at him while you moved your arms impatiently as if you were waiting for something to happen, he knew that when you started to move so much something was irritating you and if he didn't you want to start a fight where you'll probably end up biting someone's ankles he decided to take you to the kitchen with Killer.

"Have they started fighting again?"

It didn't take a word from Wire for the blond to know why you were there, he just nodded and left you both, Killer always knew how to make your hyperactivity not hurt you too much as well as your impulses, he gave you self-control methods, although they didn't always turn out well.

"Killer, I think I want to stick a fork into someone."

"And why this time?"

"It's just… an impulse, can I do it?"

"No..." you opened your mouth to complain but he continued "not someone from the ship, we'll talk about it when we disembark on the next island."

"Yes, sir…"

Killer smiled vaguely as he saw how in a couple of seconds your attention simply went to the kitchen stools, you had been in the habit of placing them in a specific way because if it didn't bother you, at least he thought this helped you to forget your desire to stick a fork into someone.

#op #op x reader #reader is not specified so... #fem reader #male reader #gn reader #one piece #one piece x reader #strawhats x reader #heart pirates x reader #kid pirates x reader #Luffy #Zoro #Usopp #Nami #Chopper #Sanji #Franky #Brook #Jinbe #Robin #Kid #eustass kid #killer #wire #heat #law #shachi #penguin #ikkaku

[cyborg-franky]

Hi Franky :)) I love your writing and headcanons sm you're a huge inspiration to me I hope one day I can write as smoothly as you do! I've never been sure how to ask or request anything but I was wondering how you think the strawhats would react to being called babygirl by a male significant other? I was thinking about this yesterday and it cracked me up and I wanted your take too if possible! You dont have to of course and either way hope u take care and have a nice rest of your day or night!!

Oh thank you! that's very sweet of you <3 such lovely compliments aaah and I'm sure your stuff is good too so shhhhh, have confidence! and these were fun to do so I hope you enjoy!

Luffy

He sort of tilts his head and gives you a look, not sure what you mean by that but also not really that bothered.

Just decides you are in a silly mood and laughs loudly and calls you a baby girl also.

Now he thinks it’s your thing and always calls you baby girl. 

Everyone is confused it’s become the go-to for you and Luffy to shout at one another.

Nami

If she could crush you in the palm of her hand she would.

You can see the vein in her forehead and hear how she grinds her teeth.

Trust me, if anyone is the baby girl here it’s going to be you.

Doesn’t hesitate in kicking your ass.

Robin

Just thinks your silly and chuckles, and goes about her business like you’d say nothing.

If you try it again she gives you this grin over her book, one that promised she was about to make you the baby girl unless you drop it.

And you do because Robin will end you.

Usopp

“What?” He says, not sure he heard you and he blinks.

“I said, come here, baby girl.” You said again and he huffs, cheeks going pink as he considers why you called him that in the first place.

But he doesn't mind it, he feels cute and precious and just goes along with it.

Sanji

Will kick your fucking ass.

You will call him it once and get away with it.

After that prepare to have your head beaten with a very expensive leather shoe or launched over the side of the ship with a grumble of I’ll show you who’s a baby girl, shithead.

Brook

Not phased, just laughs and sips his tea, looking at you as you repeat it and he nods. “Perhaps I am, do you want to see my panties? YOHOHOHO.” And completely turns it on you and now you have no idea what to say or how to react.

Jimbei

He looks at you confused, arms crossed over his chest as he tilts his head slightly.

Was that some kinda human thing? Was it some kinda ‘young people saying’ or was it both?

Either way, he just ignores it and gives a good-natured laugh and slaps you on the back, telling you to go play with someone else.

Zoro

“Did shitty cook tell you to say that?” He asks with a sneer on his face as he stands up from where he’d been napping, cracking his neck, and flexing his fingers.

“What? No?” You said and he’s already done listening to you, walking past you, enraged and you just hear the kitchen door slamming open and all manner of screaming and shouting and things breaking.

Franky

He looks at you, flips his shades up, and squints.

“Babygirl?” He repeats and you nod.

He hmmms about it for a moment before letting his shades sit back on his nose, turning to his work, and laughs. “Yeah alright, I can dig that.” And now you are confused about how this middle-aged man can be so chill about it.

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[lilithizhere]

can you do one piece characters dating a pirate that's the top 5 most wanted or someone that's well known

Sure!

Zoro:

It was a shocker for the crew to find out Zoro was dating a pirate that is too 5 most wanted. That pirate was you. You are apart of White Beards crew after he helped you and saved you.

Zoro met you when they met Ace. You and Ace were looking for Crocodile in Alabaster. When you met Ace's little brother Luffy.

You liked Luffy and he liked you so you to got along good.

When Luffy introduced Ace to the crew as his brother , he introduced you as a friend of Ace. Zoro liked you because you were good with katanas. You both spared and he fell for you.

He confessed when you got a bad injury and he got worried.

Luffy:

The crew was surprised Luffy of all people could have a significant other and one that is a top 5 most wanted pirate to.

The crew liked you, but you were a little monotone and nonchalant. You weren't one to show emotions, which was the opposite of Luffy.

Luffy met you when he resued Zoro. You were actually Zoro's Sibling. That was forced ro do the marines dirty work. Zoro was the most surprised on your and his relationship.

Luffy liked you cause you always were there to help and listen to someone only talking if they wanted you to talk. He liked you.

Ussop:

The crew was double surprised that someone,who is a pirate and that is the top 5 most wanted one, could like that lier.

But then again, the crew loved you. Zoro liked you caused you too would spar together, Sanji liked you cause you can cook very well and kept Luffy and Ussop from eating the food when it's not done.

Chopper liked you cause you were kind and knew Medicine.

Nami liked you cause you kept the boys out of trouble.

Robi also like you cause you loved reading and you, Robin, and Nami would have a spa day sometimes together.

Ussop met you a long time ago when he was running from village people and met you a famous pirate. You invited him into your little cabin that you would be staying for a little while.

You also knew his Dad. He was surprised and wanted to know more. And so when he went with Luffys crew you went two.

#brook one piece #ussop one piece #one piece #one piece x male reader #one piece x reader #one piece x nb!reader #one piece x y/n #rogers one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #ussopp #Nami #One Piece Robin

[nanivinsmoke]

Oh can I get Robin with a male S/O that she betrayed in her days before the straw hats that she genuinely loved but betrayed them out of fear of being sold out by them and they meet again while she's with the straw hats and while they both still love eachother he's still hurt and angry that she betrayed him but they do end up back together so basically Fluff to agnst and back to fluff.

yes you may! here you go, also thanks for the male sub, i need to grow with this.

Robin x Male!Reader | Feelings

before thriller bark, but after enies lobby.

angst and fluff

more down below ↓

She didn’t expect to see him again, she didn’t know what to say. How many years has it been? It didn’t matter, she couldn’t forget about him. Not after what she did and said to him. Her heart banged in her chest, as she stared into his eyes that had pain all over them. ‘Y/N, im sorry’. Robin began apologizing, feeling every emotion she felt that day come back to her. She had hurt you, the person she loved.

The male chuckled, and shook off the loosened hands of the woman’s crew mates, before he spoke. ‘Save your apologies for someone who cares’ He glared at her, that day replaying in his head each time her stared into her blue eyes. She sighed and looked at her friends, she wanted to be alone with him. She needed him to know how sorry she is, and to hear him out on everything. Even if he would hate her in the end, she would be okay knowing that she finally got to hear how he felt.

‘But I don’t want to go! Ouch!’ Her captain poured before being hit in his head by the navigator, before being dragged away finally leaving the tow of them alone. ‘Y/N, I know how you feel—‘ She began but was quickly shot down. ‘No! You don’t know how I feel, I gave you my all and you threw it all away. I put my trust in you, I believed in you. I never gave you any reason to think I would betray you. And on top of that, you made me love you, Nico Robin’

Tears were forming at his eyes, this was the first time she seen him cry. ‘I knew about your history, I knew about your island, and how the world government was after you. I knew that and I didn’t care. I just knew that I was always going to be there for you, I was going to protect you’ Hearing that warmed her heart, she was so scared of being alive and hunted, that she couldn’t see this man would do anything to keep her alive.

But, she realizes that now. Thanks to her friends that helped her realize living isn’t a crime. She stood up and moved closer to him, engulfing him in a hug; as the tears he so tried to keep from falling, fell from his eyes. ‘That day you left, it felt like I died and way in hell. When you told me you were using me and that I meant nothing to you, I didn’t believe it. But when you left and didn’t come back, I knew you were serious. I didn’t sleep for days, I barely ate. That sadness soon turned to anger, and I pushed away everyone who cared about me’

He paused and pulled away, while she sprouted an extra limb and grabbed a tissue for him. ‘I began to think about what I would do and say to you. I thought about being cruel and calling you names, but deep down in my heart I knew I couldn’t. I couldn’t do anything mean to you, I couldn’t hurt you because you had been hurt enough. I still loved you. I still do to this day’ He admitted.

Her mind was all over the place. She was trying to decide what to say. But, her heart made a decision for her. She grabbed them by their chin, kissing them with passion. She still loved him. Tears cascaded down her pale face, and she pulled away. ‘I was scared, I didn’t know if I could love someone again. No matter how much I tried to fake it, I still loved you Y/N. But, do I deserve your love?’ She questioned with a smile, that was dying to collapse.

‘If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I think I would be at peace with how things end today. If you could trust me once more, I promise I won’t break it. And maybe, we could work on us’ She spoke hopefully. She wanted to be with him. He said nothing and turned away, and she took that as a no. She sighed, and her lips trembled before she forced another smile. ‘Goodb—‘

‘Okay, I forgive you. Robin’

Those words made her swoon. From that day, the two old lovers began to work on their relationship. That same day, Robin asked could he join their crew, and her captain immediately said yes. He was the perfect addition and fit right in.

#one piece #nami #nico robin #one piece strawhats #monkey d. luffy #mugiwarapirates #sanjionepiece #one piece brook #one piece franky #one piece usopp #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #nico robin x male reader #nico robin x reader #nico robin x y/n #one piece angst #one piece fluff #one piece relationships

[bulle-d-bulliver]

My Dear Lover Boy

i participated in the @onepiece-blorboexchange again ! a pleasure to write for @cryptidsandcatacombs ! it was really fun to write, and i had an opportunity to write some loving for our favorite skeleton. hope you enjoy it !

Fandom : One Piece

Rating : Teens and Up, SFW

Pairing : Brook/Reader

Tags : Trans Masc Reader, Masc terms used, Short Reader, Height Difference, Fluff, Kisses, Fun Time, Brook is a skeleton, Dancing

Summary :

“Please feel free to do this again anytime, my dear Lover Boy.”

Dork.

The day was a sunny, warm but not hot one, the wind feeling nice and appreciated. And of course, on days like this, the Sunny was not quiet, full of laughter, pranks, activities, yelling, fighting and music. Sometimes separate, often all at once, much to the responsible ones’ chagrin.

Today was no different, of course, having started by a very unhappy skeleton finding a creepy doll followed by the distinctive laugh of your captain and sniper. You’d soothed the scare with a hug, picking up your very tall but very light favorite spooky boy into a princess carry. He would have been embarrassed, as usually was when you picked him up, but Brook was quick to wrap his dangly arms around you, squishing your head to his neck, his own laying on the top of it, sobbing about needing a good amount of rescuing. Dork. 

Now you were on the grass, sitting with everyone, banter and chatter in the air. Sanji had given everyone their drinks, replenished the snacks. Smiles all around, of all sizes, discussion flowing fluidly. Brook gave a laugh, jumping to stand, catching people’s attention and moving a bit away, grabbing his guitar from who-knows-where again. Your excited smile did not miss his attention, and he gave you a wink and finger guns, looking as if stars were coming from his face. Not waiting for people to grow tired, he started, easily captivating the party.

You clapped your hands, following Brook’s imposed rhythm, adding to the music, prompting Franky and Chopper to add as well. You got up, tapping your feet on time as you went to Brook, moving your hips and shoulders, still clapping. Thankful you were wearing pants that let you move around as you pleased, you added to the party, circling around Brook, your friends cheering the both of you. Since the first time you’d danced to your partner’s music, along with the others, you’d noticed he’d always get excited about it, and had decided to keep doing it. And with his tunes, it was easy to get lost into it, just having fun. 

So you clapped, moving and twirling, shoes shimmying along the floor, sliding around the skeleton, mouthing the words of the song as you went along, punctuated by the laughter of your beloved. Nami wolf cheered, wolf whistled, and grabbed the acoustic guitar she’d been strumming on a few hours earlier to join in, taking over the melody from Brook’s guitar, motioning for him to give it to Robin, have him join you. Ecstatic, he did just so, the two women playing a cheery tune, the archeologist adding a bit of a tinge to it, eyeing you with a smile full of teasing.

You laughed, Brook grabbing your hands, bending slightly to see you. You had to crane your neck, to see him, but you did gladly if it meant seeing his smile, his face weirdly expressive for a skeleton. He took the lead, twirling you around, keeping you on your feet but giving you the time of your life as you followed along. The way your lover handled tugging your hands to shape the dance was nothing but gentle, easy to get free from if you wished to stop. You snickered as you both got too excited, him fumbling with his long limbs and you stepping on his foot. Brook laughed eagerly, falling back into the rhythm, boney hands squeezing yours. You wouldn’t dare break the moment, feeling sweat down your back, but keeping up with him; although you didn’t miss how he seemed to notice your predicament, slowing down and soon enough, only really swaying your hands along the music.

After all that excitement, you needed a break, throwing your hands up to say you were done, laughing as a few cheered. Brook and you bowed, and he took the opportunity to show his angle skeleton skill, like a dork. Nami and Robin continued to play the guitars, changing to a different song, one Luffy decided to add lyrics to, prompting Usopp to follow.

As lovely as it was, and as much as it made you happy to see such a sight, you wanted to do something else, at this moment. Hand still grasping Brook’s, you tugged him to follow you while everyone was busy watching Luffy and Usopp, taking him to go on the upper deck, away behind a curved wall. The skeleton followed, keeping a laugh in, understanding you wanted some alone time - although he didn’t miss the little wave Franky gave him, making him chuckle, a hand on his hat to keep it from falling.

“Yo-ho-ho ! This was quite the impromptu dance we had there, dear Lover Boy !” He mused, rolling the R and stretching the Y, bending to your level, making quite the sight with the height difference. You seemed to have different plans, pushing him to stand back up. He did as requested, confusion somehow clear, leaning against his cane. You looked around with a hum, ultimately seemingly deciding on something. You rubbed your hands, moved a few steps to the railing, and climbed it to stand on it. Brook laughed, again, catching on to what you wanted. He took a single step, catching up the distance you had needed few for, standing in all his glory in front of you in an elegant pose. You smiled, and muttered a ‘c’mere’, grabby hands motioning for him. His skeleton smile seemed to look more genuine, full of emotions, instead of a plastic like placeholder expression.

Brook bent down a few inches, still too tall for you to reach, both hands on his cane, feeling delighted when your warm, soft - no matter what you’d say, soft to him, - hands on both his cheeks, sweet lips pressing a deep kiss to his mouth. You felt him press back to you, smile unchanging, letting deepen the angle. Both of you were happy since you’d just decided to kiss however the hell you wanted, and it worked. Brook nuzzled you, bumping his mouth on yours as if he was pressing pecks after pecks. The skeleton may not have had a fleshy mouth and respiratory system to get caught in the kiss, he felt himself choke when your hands held his face tighter, kiss rough and violently given in all the right ways. He stumbled slightly when you ended it with a loud smack, catching himself before he slipped, a little ‘fwoo !’ exhaled noise leaving his mouth.

“Please feel free to do this again anytime, my dear Lover Boy.” Brook said, ending it with a laugh. The musician took his hat in hand, raising it to you, putting it back and twirling his cane in high circles, walking back to the others whistling a happy tune, as you got off the railing and followed him with a smile.

Dork.

hope you liked it ! leave a comment and reblog !

#my writing #one piece x reader #brook x reader #soul king brook x reader #fluff #kisses #skeleton #male reader #trans reader #transmasc reader #romance

[sanjisboyfie]

halloween with the strawhats !

little headcanons i have for halloween !! ! ! ( a a couple days after )

male reader, platonic pairings, straw hats are just a cute lil friendgrouip + don't ask me why zoro and luffys are so short, i don't know why either. i think they just got longer the more down the list you go sooorrryyyyy

also more so modern???au

— luffy definitely wants to do a group costume, something silly and fun. he tries his hardest in convincing everyone to get on board with the idea, but it seems like usopp and chopper are the only ones hearing him out </3 luffy would try hitting you with the puppy dog eyes, but you were already committed to your costume for a while so you had to reject the poor boy.

"b-but, [name]!!!" it was obvious the man was putting on his best whiny voice, elongating every syllable in your name just to sway you. he was also rocking the both of you back and forth in a hug to woo you over in joining his group costume. "it won't be the same without you dressed up with us!"

"luffy, i already decided my costume much earlier in the year, i'm sorry," you said, petting down his raven hair with an apologetic look on your face. but your words only sullened his mood further and made the pout on his face turn into an outright frown.

"but, [name]!!!" luffy began shaking you even more roughly, turning you into a bobble head figure basically. you couldn't do anything to break out of his strong grip and just had to take his torment with a smile.

"i'm sorry luffy," you said softly, runnng a hand up and down his arm to comfort him.

"i don't forgive you!" luffy childishly whined, releasing you from his hold and walking off to a different aisle in the halloween costume store. "whatever, you're the one missing out!"

"i believe you, luffy," you called out, laughing when you heard him grumble under his breath and stomp in annoyance.

— zoro definitely has a lazy ass costume, mainly because he thinks the holiday is a silly thing for children (usopp, luffy, and chopper all lectured him on how it wasn't like that at all). i'm thinking he jsut wrapped himself in toilet paper and said he was a mummy, also using his costume as an excuse to just speaks in grunts and groans to everyone else.

"zoro, could you pour me some more punch!" you had politely asked him as he was closest to the juice bowl. he simply shook his head with his arms crossed over his wrapped chest, giving you a firm, "arrhhggh,"

"zoro, what?"

"uurghghruuhg"

"okay, fuck you too,"

— nami is invested in making some money off of the holiday!! she's committed to it. she has a really pretty costume planned out and forces everyone to participate in a costume contest with a submission fee of 50 bucks, even though it was just your friend group participating. either way, she decides that the winner of the contest gets all the profit. so she wins - obviously in a non-rigged way - and cheers in victory. but even with all of her focus being on getting some cash out of the holiday, she does compliment your costume and slide you a couple bills.

"hm, i was scared you were gonna beat me, y'know?" she mused, looking at you with a mischeviously look on her face, "because i really like your costume, [name]! you look great!"

you grinned at the compliment, "thanks, you do too! and that's why you won, you have the best costume. plus, sanji would have never let me won that prize since he knows how badly you wanted the reward,"

she playfully rolled her eyes at the mention of the blonde, "yeah, well, sanji doesn't have to know about this then," she said, pulling some bills out from her pocket and putting it into your own. "next year don't expect this treatment though! i was feeling generous just now,"

you smirked, taking the cash from her happily and watching as she joined robin's side.

— usopp is the life of the celebration. he is the best story teller of horror stories, even if he himself gets scared of his own made up tales. he brings everyone into the center, under a huge blanket fort and tells the scariest story known to man. but when he reaches the climax, luffy suddenly pops his head into the enclosed space, loudly asking if anyone else wanted food, and completely threw usopp off of his game. the poor man let out a loud girlish scream and jumped into your lap to hide from luffy's grinning face.

"and then when the killer," usopp took a deep breath, looking at everyone's face individually, "finally came knocking on poor little billy's door, he was greeted by the sight of-"

"oh!! i'm getting more food from the kitchen, do you guys want anything?!" luffy had got up for a bathroom break earlier and completely ruined usopp's horror story. his make-up drenched face pushed the blankets aside and completely surprised everyone in the fort. especially usopp.

usopp jumped off of his sitting position and into your lap, hiding his face in your neck for some comfort. he was practically crying and whimpering from fear, eyes screwed shut as he refused to look at the demon (luffy) that was there to terrorize him and his friends (ask if they wanted more food).

"begone, demon!! begone!!" usopp pathetically cried out, also not even looking up at the supposed demon to condemn them.

"usopp, it's just luffy-"

"demon! demonic activity! demon!!!"

— chopper really enjoys the nature of halloween despite being scared very easily. while the place is in an uproar of just ultimate chaos, he's very kindly giving out candy to whoever comes by. unfortunately, not everyone that comes around is dressed in peaceful, cute costumes.

just as you were pouring another drink for zoro. there was a loud, girlish scream that was coming from the front door. the green haired man took the drink for himself, grunting at you. you could only guess what he meant by that.

but you didn't dwell on it further, moving to see what was at the front door. and lo and behold, there was chopper stiffly standing in front of someone in a freddy krueger costume.

"ah, sorry, he scares easily," you explained quickly, resting a hand on chopper shoulder and asking if he was alright. seeing that his shaking eyes were still trained on the figure, you decided to take the candy bowl from his hands and protectively stand in front of him.

even though this guy definitely didn't pose any harm to chopper, it would make the scared guy feel better (probably) to have a physical barrier between the two.

"here, have a good halloween," you said with a smile, making the freddy krueger nod in appreciation and then walk off of the porch. when they were gone, you closed and locked the door behind them and turned to chopper with a grin.

"c'mon man, they were just in costume," you teased, relieved to see chopper was out of his fearful state and instead blushing in embarassment.

"freddy was a scary guy!!" he argued, but it only made you pinch his cheeks in a harmless way.

"right, right, well you were very brave just now chopper,"

"of course i was!!!"

— sanji is dressed up as a prince and goes around proclaiming his loyalty to robin and nami the whole night. he becomes more playful, though, so he doesn't really give you guys (literally, the guys) a hard time. if anything, he joins in the shenagians and lets loose a little bit. one of the rare times you get to see sanji being a mischevious little shit.

"bleh! who put salt in the cupcakes instead of sugar?!"

cue sanji giggling behind his hand and shooting you a knowing look. you laugh with him, fist bumping him under the table while he watched luffy run around and wash his mouth under the kitchen sink.

"why is the frosting sour cream?! sanji, i'm gonna beat your ass up!!"

zoro chases after sanji, those being the first coherent words he says the entire night, mind you. and now they're both running in circles around you. sanji is laughing his ass off while zoro is spitting out globs of sour cream at him.

"sanji!!! why did you pout bittermelon in the stew this tastes like ass!"

"oh! i'm sorry, [name], that was supposed to be for franky," sanji apologized, going through the cabinets and finding some stew he put in the tupperware. it was still hot, you could tell from the bottom of the container.

"why are you so mean to them today?"

"i can just get away with it by sying it's a ghost," sanji shrugged, half-assedly answering your question. "besides, don't you think it's funny?"

"it is, but sooo heartless," you laughed, making the blonde nod his head in acknowledgement.

just as he was about to say something else, there was another shriek coming from the living area, "sanji!!! this isn't strawberry glaze, this is hot sauce!!!"

"why are you yelling for me, it was the ghost!!" sanji shouted back, making the both of you collapse on each other in laughter.

— robin enjoys how everything is so lively during halloween. she loves the spookiness, the decorations, the horror movies!!!, she just loves everything about the holiday. it's a genuinely fun time of the year for her so she just loves to take it easy with you guys.

robin was slumped against the sofa, chuckling at the way chopper and usopp shrieked at the character on the screen killing another person. it was a classic slasher film she suggested and no one had a problem with it, except for usopp and chopper being scared straight through their teeth.

meanwhile, you and robin were enjoying the movie with grins on your faces. you'd sometimes feed her popcorn, her doing the same for you, and then you'd both laugh quietly whenever usopp and chopper started getting really spooked.

after the movie, you and robin reconvened in the kitchen to get more refreshments. you were talking about the movie, chatting in good nature.

"i don't know, i still think stu macher is the best ghostface," you said with a smile, "billy is the one people always talk about, but stu is my favorite,"

"well, maybe the best ghostface, but i don't know about best slasher," she said in amusement, "i like jason,"

you grimaced, "really? his mask is so creepy,"

"that's why, his character is cool," robin shrugged, taking a cherry from the platter of eating it with a hum, "also, the movie was good, i liked it,"

you grinned, ruffling her hair as she shot you a mischevious grin. her affinity towards slasher, or any horror, movie was known amongst the friendgroup. she enjoyed the rush scary movies gave watchers.

"remind me to never cross you, who knows what you might do," you joked, making her scoff and lightly jab her finger into your side. she allowed you to rest your arm around her shoulder, the both of you walking back to the living room with a big bowl of popcorn and tray of drinks.

— franky is a big decorations guy. he makes everything so festive!! plus he goes all out. don't ask him why he decided to put a fake skeleton in the shower, he'll just respond that it was his creative vision and it was a good one too. you appreciate his dedication to the holiday, although you do wish you could just walk around the house without fearing for your life at hyper realistic decorations all around.

when you first arrived to the party, you told franky you were going to drop something off in the bedroom of brook. it was some prop he was asking for his performance coming up.

you were supposed to just drop it off in his bedroom. but why was it that after you turned around from brook's bedside table, there was a figure in a scary mask standing behind the door and staring right at you. you were about to scream before the figure suddenly fell ont he ground, showing that it was just a paper cut out.

"franky!! what the fuck!!" you shouted in frustration, stomping out of the room and going to give the man a piece of your mind.

but as you were walking out of the room, and into the hallway, a figure jumped out of one of the many open doors and scared the shit out of you. this time your fist shot out and nailed the masked figure in the face, making them fold over and hold their nose.

"c'mon [name]!! what the hell!!"

"no, franky, what the hell at yourself!!" you screeched, seeing the familiar face after he took off his mask. you fretted over his face, apologizing over and over again at him. "i'm so sorry, but - seriously what was that thing in brook's room!?"

"it's called a halloween decoration, asshole!" franky cursed, holding onto his nose.

"yeah, and i thought that someone was there to kill me! why'd you put shit in his room anyway?"

"to scare you, obviously!" franky said, allowing you to examine his face and wincing when you saw the damage that was done. "sorry for scaring you,"

you softened at his apology, lightly tugging on a strand of his hair and murmuring an "i'm sorry, too." he grinned at your apology, smiling ear to ear as he assured you he'd be fine.

"they were scary, i'll tell you that," you said, standing the both of you up and guiding him to the sink. but he shook his head, nursing his nose with his hand.

"you know how many time i've broken my nose, this is just a scratch. didn't even make my nose bleed," franky assured you, laughing as you realized that what he was saying was true. how many times franky has broken his nose when he'd been working was uncountable.

"yeah, let's just forget it happened then," you said, making franky hum in approval.

"oh! but don't tell zoro about that thing up there, i plan on scaring him too,"

you laughed, nodding your head and deciding that it would be funny to hear zoro scream out in fear.

— brook is another person that like robin, enjoys anything horror related. he hides around corners or in closests and waits to make someone his victim. and if it isn't anyone in your friend group, he will go around terrorizing the trick or treaters.

"boo!!!"

"ahhh!!!"

there was a scream that followed brook's and then a parent could be heard yelling at him. the rest of the strawhats all ran to the window to see what was happening and everyone winced when they saw a parent was easily chewing out brook for hiding in the bushes and scaring their poor child.

you sighed, running a hand through your hair and walking over to the front door to collect brook since everyone else was too busy laughing their asses off at his predicament.

"ma'am, i'm sorry for his behavior," you started, walking up to brook and taking ahold of him by his elbow, "i'll just bring him inside,"

"no! i'm not done yelling at him yet!"

"have a lovely night, ma'am," you said, turning away from her and taking brook inside to scold him yourself. you looked over your shoulder and saw the woman was disgruntled, but instead focused on comforting her scared to death child.

"what is up with you?! that was a kid who wasn't even 10 years old!"

"but-but!!" brook's laughter echoed in the home, making everyone else join in, "his face was so funny!!!"

you bit your lip, trying to keep a level head and be responsible instead of just joining in on the laughter. but when brook was beginning to mimic the kid's expression, you broke out laughing along with eveyone else.

"and his mom was so mad! and began scolding me like i was her own kid too!!"

"just quit scaring the shit out of kids!" you shouted, slapping him on the backside of his head - but your words didn't really get your point across because you were laughing as much as he was.

— jinbe doesn't really understand the hype of halloween, but he can see how enjoyable it is for everyone else. he doesn't rain down on anyone's parade, bearing through the scares that brook and franky get up to, while also being a reliable figure for usopp and chopper during the horror movie. let's just say by the end of the night, you and jinbe are all tired out as you were being the "baby sitters" of everyone for the whole day.

on the night of halloween, it was basically a big party and sleepover for everyone in the friend group. you and jinbe were working overtime basically to make sure everyone was alright. luffy could possibly be eating suspicious candy, but thank god jinbe knocked it out of his hand before then. you were on duty to be comforting usopp and chopper whenever a shadow passed over the window - even though it was just a tree branch swaying in the wind.

finally, the night was over (it was the early hours in the morning by the time everyone was tired) and you and jinbe were tiredly spread acorss the couch. the group had set up a fort on the floor with the couches surrounding them. they were all sleeping on the mats and blankets they set out for themselves, cuddling to their hearts' content.

jinbe sighed in content of finally being able to rest, putting on a calming nature show on the tv instead of the horror movies that we were all binging.

you laughed at his obvious exasperation and he just waved his hand to you dismissively, showing that he didn't care about showing just how tired he was.

"i can't believe sanji made the glaze tabasco sauce," jinbe said under his breath, making another rouse of laughter come from your mouth.

"did you hear zoro finally say anything besides belrrhh and uurgghh," you said, exaggerating the sounds zoro was making. jinbe covered his mouth to stop his laughter from waking everyone else up. "i mean, seriously if he wanted to just not talk to us, he could've just stayed home,"

jinbe smacked the couch cushion as a means of hiding his laughter, turning to you with tears in his eyes, "you know he enjoys arguing with you and sanji more than he'd admit, there's no way he would have missed out on this,"

you both broke out into loud laughter, making zoro turn over and throw a pillow at you in his sleep ridden state. he sleepily told you to shut up, making jinbe point a finger at his sleepy state.

"see! like i said, in his sleep he can't help it!!!!"

the strawhats are just the cutest ugh. happy halloween everyone 😻☝️school is my biggest opp rn so i ltr have noooo chances to write or upload but hipefully this weekend i can ‼️‼️‼️

tags - platonic

#one piece imagines #one piece x reader #one piece fanfifction #one piece x male reader #luffy x male reader #zoro x male reader #nami x male reader #sanji x male reader #usopp x male reader #chopper x male reader #jinbe x male reader #robin x male reader #brook x male reader #franky x male reader #cuties celebrating halloween because i love hallowee #halloween is my favorite time of the year #FUCK CHRISTMAS FR #thts a joke but i just love halloween a lot #also i think stu macher is so much hotter than billy loomis because also matthew lilard is SOOOOOOOOO

[onlinesuccubus]

klitz/eli x gn!alternative reader slight nsfw

i’ve got paul dano brain rot recently and i had to force you into the horny abyss that is my brain

also i think this is gn but it’s 2am and idk if i wrote anything gender specific so lmk if i fucked up

KLITZ~

-i feel like klitz was the type of kid to have had a crush on all the goth characters in cartoons. you cannot tell me he didn’t feel flustered when the hex girls appeared on screen when he was 13 when watching scooby doo.

-when he first sees you, regardless of your gender, he feel intimidated.

-you two got partnered up in class because everyone else had partners and you were forced to do it together.

-while doing the assignment he can’t help but look at the ways your piercings highlight your face and the way the fishnets you’re wearing curve over the contours of your stomach and legs under your clothes.

-this man is hooked on your first time interacting.

-you’re the one who had to work up the courage to ask him out even though you overheard the way eli and matt would try to encourage him to grow a pair and ask you out.

-when you are finally official i can 100% see him asking if you can paint his nail black for him and he’d want to try on some of your clothes so you two can match but he takes it off when he leaves in fear of being made fun of by eli and matt

- he even thought about dying his hair to make you think he was all cool and rebellious like you but he talked himself out of it.

-one time he forgot to take off the eyeliner you put on him and they didn’t let him hear the end of it but you chewed them out and klitz never felt more turned on in his life.

-he even let you buy him black ripped skinny jeans and fishnets as a thank you and damn did those long slender legs of his look good you couldn’t keep your hands off his thighs and ass.

-when he feels attention starved he’ll put them on, just for your attention ;)

ELI~

-this horny man probably got a thing for alts from an emo girl in the first adult film he watched when he was younger.

-ever since, the dyed hair and tattoo combo get him going more than the normal person. (although he is not picky he will take anything he can get)

-he’s not very shy when it came to you and your unique form of fashion. he let you know from the start that he was attracted to you

-he would often stare at you in class and would ask you about the band on your shirt he knew nothing about but would pretend like he’s been a fan since the beginning just so you think he’s cool

-after watching his failed attempts of asking you out you finally said yes and he was over the moon.

-when you two start a relationship he immediately raids your closet and makes mental notes of what he should steal from you.

-he wears your graphic t shirts regardless if they’re too big or small, he doesn’t mind wearing a crop top either especially since it seems to make your hands wander and he’ll certainly not complain about that

-without a doubt would let you tattoo or pierce him

-when you two first kiss you tugged on his bottom lip with your teeth and he felt the cold metal of your lip piercing graze his warm lips and he let out the sluttiest noise that sounded like it came out of one of his adult films.

-if you have tattoos he will definitely ask if they have some deep meaning but you’ll tell him that you did it yourself with a sewing needle and pen ink cause you were bored and he’ll be swooning.

-when you showed him your tattoos/piercings in a hidden spot ;) he definitely popped a boner and was on the brink of going feral.

-eli is always ready to get on all fours to kiss your platforms if you asked, please step on him!!!

-hell, this man would start barking and drooling if you blew smoke in his face, cigarette,vape, or weed smoke, it doesn’t matter just blow it in his face and watch him lose all sanity he had left.

-overall i can only see this man with an alternative significant other

#paul dano #klitz x gn! reader #klitz x male reader #klitz x female reader #klitz x reader #eli brooks #eli brooks x reader #eli girl next door #klitz the girl next door #eli the girl next door #klitz girl next door #eli brooks x gn! reader #the girl next door #the batman 2022 #edward nashton

[ssa-atlas-alvez]

100 (y/n hotchner)

Warnings: Panic attack, death, vomit, all the stuff that happens in the episode happens here basically

Word Count: 4.7k

You’re gathered around the table with the rest of the team, choosing to sit down so that you could anxiously bounce your leg while listening. Apparently, there was a possible lead to Foyet. Aaron hadn’t told you what it was, which wasn’t unusual, he didn’t like to repeat himself often. On the way to Garcia’s Batcave, Aaron had asking everyone to gather in the briefing room. 

You listen during the geographic profile, choosing not to say anything. Geographical profiling wasn’t exactly your strong suit - and you weren’t going to attempt it now, not with your family’s life on the line. You’d have to get better at it some other time. 

Your head snaps to the door a moment later, Garcia running in. “Hey, me and the boy found a thyroid medication that has no substitute over the counter, you have to get it from the pharmacist. But a lot of people are on it,”

“Find the midpoint between the two cities and isolate within a twenty five mile radius” Rossi replied.

“153 names.” 

“He’s not going to use his own name, what kind of aliases should we be looking for,” Derek said.

“He could have easily stolen someone’s identity,” 

“No, he’s a narcissist in love with his own mythology,” Your brother said, “He’d use a name connected to the case,”

“A victim, maybe a cop,” Rossi suggested.

Nothing,” Penelope said, shaking her head.

“Wait a minute, guys, Foyet likes things to have meaning to him,” You watch as Reid and Aaron bounce off each other, Spencer coming to the conclusion of ‘Peter Rhea’. 

“There’s a Peter Rhea in Arlington,” 

After identifying Foyet, Garcia had an address in seconds and you all split up, making your way to the address. You made yourselves comfortable in the parking lot outside the apartment, waiting on Derek’s orders. Eventually, Morgan gave the all-clear for Swat to go further and you were all watching the check. You felt your eyes widen when you spot the clump of letters on the floor. 

“That’s his mail,” Rossi said, Aaron gave a ‘yep’ before running off, gun in hand. You sighed, gripping your own gun before running after him. Honestly, your brother just ran into danger sometimes without even thinking about the possible dangers. Typical. You made sure to keep close to him as you could whilst running. You weren’t about to let him get shot or anything, not on your watch. 

“If he’s in a hurry he’ll make a mistake,”

“Yeah, but when Foyet gets cornered, he starts killing people,” Aaron said.

“We’re not going to let that happen,” You promised firmly, holding eye contact with Aaron until he looked away. You weren’t going to let anything happen to your family. 

“We need to get Garcia on this,” Emily said, bending down to take a closer look at the computer. You furrow your eyebrows.

“I think he’s erasing the hard drive as we speak,” You said. 

You watch in awe (as always) as Garcia starts to repair the system Foyet was trying to erase. It doesn’t take long before surveillance photos of a man start appearing, almost like a slideshow. 

“Oh my god, isn’t that-” 

“That’s the US Marshall assigned to my family,” Aaron rushed, immediately fishing out his phone.

“Foyet’s been watching him this whole time?” You ask, Aaron doesn’t answer, instead, he dialled a number on his phone. He doesn’t answer, so Aaron leaves a message and hangs up, mind racing. 

“We need to deploy another swat unit,” Derek said.

“That’s gonna take another half hour,” By the time JJ had finished speaking, Aaron was already on his way out of the apartment. 

Your eyes widened as you ran after your brother, “Aaron! Aaron!”

You note that Rossi is right behind you, but you don’t slow down. You needed to try to talk some reason into your brother. When you finally caught up with him, he was out of breath and in a panic. Placing a firm hand on his shoulder, you make direct eye contact with him. “Aaron, Aaron, you need to take a deep breath and try to stay calm,”

“Calm? He’s- He’s going to find out where Haley and Jack are-”

You squeeze his shoulder for a moment and Aaron’s eyes flick back up to you, “We’ll stop him,” You said, your voice leaving no room for argument, “We always catch the bad guys, okay? Always.”

Aaron’s calm(er) when Rossi joins the pair of you and the three of you jump into the car. Despite the dread flowing through your veins, you couldn’t help but noticed how much like a father Rossi had become to the pair of you - you almost felt like he was driving you home after picking you both up from school. 

When you reach Kassmeyer’s house, the first thing you notice is the droplets of blood by the front door. Aaron enters first, then Rossi, then finally you. Aaron heads straight over to the couch, where Kassmeyer’s laying in front, a pool of blood staining the carpet around him, you quickly clear the rest of the house while Rossi calls for an ambulance.

“It’s all clear,” You say, Rossi nods saying the same, before you both turn to Aaron. 

“I tried, I’m sorry,”

“What are you sorry for?”

“I tried,” Your head snaps up as Derek and Emily enter, guns lowered. Spencer and JJ enter next, but you pay them no attention, fixating on your brother’s conversation. 

“Are Jack and Haley safe?” Aaron asked, panic seeping through his voice. “Sam, tell me what happened,”

“I don’t know how he got in,”

“Sam, I need to understand, does he know where Jack and Haley are?” Your hand goes to your mouth as you begin to bite on the nail of your thumb, ignoring it as it tremored. “What about her phone number? What’s her safe phone number?”

“It won’t matter,” Kassmeyer muttered, “I tried Hotch,”

The paramedics rush in and Reid spouts off the injuries. You can’t hear them over the light ringing in your ears. 

“Hotch,” Sam mumbled.

“It’s alright, I’m right here,” Was your brother’s instant reply.

You watch as your brother climbed into the ambulance with the Marshall. There was only enough room for one person. So you watch, standing next to Rossi, panic flowing through your veins as you wait for your next instructions. You had no clue what to do. What were you supposed to do? Aaron always knows what to do. 

Relief floods through you when Aaron phones Morgan. Your still at Kassmeyer’s house, helping process the place. 

“Foyet called haley from Kassmeyer’s phone.” Aaron said, voice echoing over the speaker. 

“Alright we’ll get garcia to trace it, JJ.” Morgan soothed, nodding to JJ, who quickly left the room to make the phonecall to Garcia.

“He told her that she was compromised and that I was dead,”

“Have you called her?” You asked.

“No he said to throw away her phone and to buy a disposable,”

“Hotch we’re gonna come get you right now,”

“No Anderson’s bringing me a car.”

“You want to meet back at the office?”

“I’m hoping that she’s just going to call me at least to check,” 

You swallowed, “Aaron, Foyet posed as a marshall, even called from a number haley recognised,”

“And then he did what gets him off, he scared her,” Rossi added.

“No he paralysed her, he overwhelmed her,” Emily chimed.

“And now she trusts him, where do you think he would take her?” Reid asked. 

“Witness protection had her living in New Jersey,” 

“He has a headstart, he could be there now,” You listen, silent, as Reid and Emily theorise.  

JJ walked back into the room, phone in hand, “Garcia’s got a trace,”

“He’s bouncing around a few towers,”

“Where?” Aaron’s answer is immediate, nearly cutting Garcia off. 

“Fairfax county,”

“He’s still local?”

“Send the coordinates to my phone,”

“Done,”

“Why isn’t he on his way to New Jersey?” JJ asked. 

“Wait that phone’s on?”

“Yes,” 

“Hotch?”

“He hung up,”

The dread in your stomach doubles and you subtly take a step back from the group, just needing some air. Somehow, it didn’t feel like there was enough air. It felt suffocating. Suffocating. Danger. Death. Haley and Jack. You curse your mind for playing ping pong with the worst-case scenarios, but you can’t help it. Jack and Haley were on the way to the man who had killed thirty-six people and stabbed your brother nine times. And here you were, doing nothing. Offering no real help. You gulp in another breath of air, feeling only a fraction of it reach your lungs, so you try again and again. Soon your breaths are shallow and fast-paced. 

“(Y/N)?” You hear your name but it’s distant and you can’t quite place who it is, so you ignore it, continuing to try to breathe. Except, now, that mundane task seems particularly hard. A hand is placed on your shoulder, firm. Not too hard, but enough to ground you.

“Kid?” Rossi. His voice feels close and safe. You trust Rossi. Rossi’s always been someone you could trust. You force your eyes up, meeting with the man dubbed ‘Dad 2.0’, “Take some slow, deep breaths for me,” 

You follow his instructions, watching his chest rise and fall, listen to his counting slowly guiding you through. When it’s over and your breath is finally reaching your lungs, you give him a strained smile. “You okay, kiddo?”

“Yeah,” You mumbled, biting the inside of your lip, embarrassed. Rossi, reading your mind, gives you a reassuring smile and pats your shoulder. 

“What’s that?” You asked.

“Hotch is calling Foyet,” Garcia rushed out.

“He’s what-” You’re cut off by Foyet’s voice. 

“Agent Hotchner,”

“If you touch her-”

“Be gentle, like I was with you.” 

“What the hell took you so long? I was beginning to think this phone was dead or something,” Foyet’s voice made your stomach churn. “Why so quiet you usually lash out when you’re frustrated,”

“I’m not frustrated, you’re more predictable than you think,”

“Am I?”

“You didn’t know where Haley was so you made her come to you,”

“You make me sound lazy,”

“It's just another way for you to show control,”

“Oh, that’s terrible,” Foyet mocked, you shuffled in your seat, wanting nothing more than to track him down and-

You force yourself to zone out, not wanting to hear the rest of this conversation. You couldn’t deal with the back and forth between your brother and Foyet. 

“You know what I’ve been thinking? Haley looks pretty good with dark hair. She’s lost some weight, must be all the stress you’ve caused her. Where’s little man? Oh, there he is. does he like Captain America because of you?” Your breath catches in your throat. A faint ringing sounds over the phone. “That’s your wife. Sorry, ex-wife, now isn’t it? Either way hold please.”

You listen as Foyet fakes an accent, getting Haley to open the gate and let him in. 

“Aaron? I really gotta go,” Then the line goes dead.

“No,” You shook your head, “No, Garcia, keep tracing it,” You point at the screen, ignoring how your fingers shook, tears getting ready to blur your vision.

“I- I can’t there’s no signal,” Garcia said, tapping at her keyboard. 

“Oh God,” You mutter, “He’s got Jack and Haley,”

 “Foyet has to be in control, he has Haley come to him,” Derek said, snapping you out of your panic. 

“Yeah, but where would he take her?” Reid asked.

“He wants Aaron to find him, to see where he was, to see what he did,” JJ stated, looking anxiously at the rest of the team.

“Which means…?” 

“He said something on that call which tells Hotch where to go,” Rossi summarised. 

You listen to Reid reciting the phone call, furrowing your eyebrows, “Aaron and Haley’s house has a gate.”

Within seconds, you’ve all piled into cars, speeding towards Aaron’s old house. Derek whipping his phone out, calling Aaron. “He’s going to your house… I’m sending a full tactical deployment… We’re on our way.” Then, the phone call is over and you’re all sat in silence. 

You phone starts buzzing moments later, and you immediately answer it, seeing Garcia’s name flash on your screen. 

“Foyet’s calling Hotch,” 

“Garcia, can you get us on?” Morgan asks. Normal Garcia would answer that with a witty comment about being magnificent, today, however, she didn’t reply, instead simply patching the phone call through to your phone. 

“Foyet,” Aaron’s tone is sharp. He’s pissed (understandably).

“Aaron? You’re okay?” Relief floods your body hearing Haley’s voice over the phone. You could make it there in time. You could. You had to. 

There’s a pause before Aaron answers. The dread making its way into his voice, you hear it crack ever so slightly towards the end of the sentence. “I’m fine,”

“But he said that- oh Aaron,” You heard the moment she realised in her voice. How she choked up, eyes probably welling with tears, heart racing. 

“He can hear us right?”

“Yes. I am so sorry,”

“Haley, show him no weakness, no fear,”

“I know,” You hear Haley take a deep breath in an attempt to calm herself down. “Sam told me all about it, is he, um?”

“No Sam is fine,”

“Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, is that why your marriage broke up? Because you’re a liar?”

“Don’t listen to him, Haley.”

“I have Sam’s service phone right here, they sent out a mass text about his death, you can take a look if you want,”

“He’s trying to scare you,”

“Did you even tell her what this was about? About the deal?”

“He’s just trying to make you angry.” Desperation leaks through Aaron’s voice despite trying to keep himself together as much as he can. He’s just a man, he can’t help it. He so desperately wants to get to Haley and Jack. To his family. He wants them to be okay, he wants Foyet dead or behind bars, he wants him and Haley to get remarried, and he wants the life he once knew back. But you don’t always get what you want. 

“Well, she should be. She’s gonna D-I-E because of your inflated ego.” You clench your fists, ignoring how the nails dig into your palms, tensing your jaw you continue to stare ahead, willing Derek to just drive a little faster.

“Ignore him, Haley,”

“I’m sure you don’t want her to know this part either,” Foyet paused, “You know all he had to do was stop looking for me and we wouldn’t be in this mess,”

“Don’t react,” Aaron responds. 

“What is he talking about?” You can hear the plea in Haley’s voice.

There’s a small pause. “Tell Jack I need him working the case,”

“What?”

“Tell Jack I need him working the case,”

“Jack, did you hear that?” Muffling sounds come from the phone as it’s passed over to Jack. 

“Hi daddy,” Your hand moves up to your face, covering your mouth as you look out the window. You wanted nothing more than to sob, knowing what was going to happen. But you had to hold it together. You had to. There was no choice in this, you had to get to that house - the one that Aaron had taken you into when you went to live with him at sixteen. The one you had tried to sneak in drunk at 1 am when you were seventeen, Aaron chewing you out about being responsible before Haley made you go up to bed. The one where you had watched your nephew grow up in. You had to get home and save your family. You had to be there for them. You had to be there for your brother. 

“H-i buddy,” 

“Is George a bad guy?”

“Yes he is, but Jack, I need you on this case with me. Do you understand? I need you to work the case with me,”

“Okay, daddy,”

“Jack hug your mum for me,”

“Mum you hug me too tight,”

“I’m sorry,”

“Why are you sad?”

“I just love you so much.” You sniff, wiping the tears from your eyes in a quick motion before you take a deep breath, your gaze out the window growing hard as you force your emotions into a small box the best you can. 

“Mum I gotta go I'm working the case,”

“Okay.”

“He’s so cute he’s like a little Junior Gman, I’ll be right up jacky-boy,” Your breath caught in the back of your throat. 

“Is he gone?”

“Yes.”

“You’re so strong Haley,  you’re stronger than I ever was,”

“You’ll hurry, right?”

“I know you didn’t sign on for this,” 

“Neither did you.”

“I’m sorry for everything,”

“Promise me that you will tell him how we met, and how you used to make me laugh,” You had given up trying to wipe away the tears that traced down your face, opting to tilt your head down and hope that Rossi and Morgan couldn’t see them. 

“Haley-”

“He needs to know that you weren’t always so serious Aaron - I want him to believe in love because it is the most important thing but you need to show him. Promise me.”

“I promise.” It’s silent, the only sound being Haley’s heavy breaths as she desperately tries to calm herself.

You flinch, hand going over your mouth when the gunshots start. You blinked the tears out of your eyes. You couldn’t let your emotions get the better of you. Not now. You had to get there, get Jack, be there for your family. 

“Drive faster,”

“(Y/N)-”

“I don’t care about whatever the fuck you’re gonna say, just drive faster,” You snapped.

When Derek pulls up, you’re out of the car before it’s fully stopped. Gun drawn, ready to shoot if needed - and you firmly held the belief that you would not hesitate if it did come down to that. 

“Aaron?” You ask, making your way past Morgan, approaching your brother, watching as he repeatedly punched Foyet. “Aaron? He’s dead, Aaron, stop!” When he failed to stop, you moved forward, wrapping your arms around him. “It’s okay, it’s okay,” You murmur, desperately trying to get him to calm down at least a little bit. He turned his head into your chest, sobbing loudly as he did so. You sat, holding your brother, trying to keep your breath steady. 

“Aaron, Aaron, I need you to listen to me,” You said softly, “Where would Jack hide?”

You follow Aaron as he stands, pushing himself away from you and staggers to his office. His strides were long and desperate, but you kept up. You watch, close behind Aaron as he opens the seat.

“I worked the case, daddy, just like you said,” The relief that flows over you is indescribable and you shut your eyes and thank God for small mercies. 

“You did a great job, buddy,”

“What happened to you, daddy?”

“I’m okay, I want you to go outside with Ms Jareu, okay?”

“Come here sweetheart,”

When you see that Jack is okay, you head over to the master bedroom. Seeing Morgan about to bend down, you shake your head. “I’ll do it,” You mumble, ignoring the lump in your throat. You don’t wait for him to agree, instead, you kneel beside Haley, gently taking her hand in yours before you check her pulse. Hearing footsteps, you watch as your brother approaches, kneeling down opposite you, taking in Haley’s features. 

“I’m so sorry, Hotch,” Morgan says behind you. You watch as he scoops Haley into his arms, bringing her close to his chest as he sobs into her shoulder. You sit, a silent witness, as your brother sobs over the body of his high school sweetheart. The one woman he’s ever loved. The mother of his child. You stand up.

 "Can you- Can you watch him?" You asked quietly, turning to Morgan. Morgan nodded. "Okay, I just- I just need some air," 

You stumbled out of the room, thankful that it was unnoticed by Aaron. You blink, the image of Haley's lifeless body flashes against your eyelids. You ignore everyone you pass asking if you’re okay. You follow the hall, down the stairs, trying to ignore the bloodstains that scattered the floor. When you reach the living room, you realise they’ve moved Foyet’s body. You walk out the front door - it’s already open, so you don’t close it behind you. You walk down the front steps, heading straight to the corner of the front garden. You grip the fence tightly as you throw up what little food you have in your stomach, after, you let out a loud, heart-wrenching sob seeing that no one else was outside. You place a hand over your mouth for a moment before you’re throwing up again. And again. 

You jump when a hand softly touches your back. Turning your head slightly, you see the concerned gaze of Morgan. You face the fence again, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand, ignoring how it shakes. “Aaron-?”

“And Jack are both with JJ and Rossi outback,” Morgan reassured. You nod slightly, your hand returning to it’s previous position on the fence. Morgan takes a step forward, ready to continue to comfort, should you need to throw up again. 

“I’m fine, you don’t need to stay here,” You whisper, waving him off.

“I know,” He responded. “Sometimes we all need a little company,” Any other time, Derek’s reply would have given you butterflies. Now, it simply choked you. Haley would say that to Aaron when you were younger. You would turn up at their door, unannounced, you, Aaron, and Sean (if he wasn’t at a friend’s house). Aaron would apologise for taking up her time and she would chuckle, placing a hand on his arm. 

“Sometimes we all need a little company,” She would smile. You would watch as your brother gave her a shy smile in response, pink dusting his cheeks. 

What were you supposed to say? You don’t know you’re sobbing until Derek pulls you tightly to his chest.

“It’s okay,” He mumbles, gently rubbing his hand in circles on your back. You grip the back of his shirt tighter, sobbing harder as you shake your head.

“No, no it’s not,” You whisper, “She’s gone. She- She got Aaron- both of us- through so much. How are we gonna-? How’s Jack gonna-?”

“You will all be fine, do you hear me?” Derek asked strongly, “You will all be okay,”

You gave one last sniff before removing yourself from Derek’s embrace (despite wanting to stay there forever). Wiping away the evidence of tears, you take a deep breath. “I’m okay now,” You said, nodding before you repeat it. This time stronger. “I’m okay,” 

Derek looked at you, unsure, but didn’t argue. 

You swallowed, “I’m going to go check on Aaron and Jack,”

Morgan nods, following you around back, saying that he needed JJ and Rossi for the reports. On any other day, you'd see through his excuse. 

You wake up, turning over, a groan on your lips. A few days had passed, and you were currently sleeping on the couch in Aaron's apartment. Aaron and Jack both asleep in Aaron's bed. Jack hadn't wanted to leave Aaron's side recently, which was completely understandable and expected. You had to go back to work today, Strauss wanted a run down on everything that had happened. Aka, she wanted a way in which she could pin everything on Aaron. 

You were all up and dressed for the day before Jessica came round. Jessica had offered to watch Jack whilst you two went to work, you for the day, and Aaron for the interview. But Jack had cried and cried until Aaron said that he could come with you both, Aaron telling Jessica to make herself at home in his apartment whilst they were gone.

And so, the three of you walked into the bullpen together. You and Aaron both in suits, Jack holding Aaron's hand dressed smartly and clutching his beige rabbit teddy (Snuggles) in his other hand. Garcia greeted you all with a hug (and some sweets for Jack, and then you when you looked at her in betrayal). Everyone was hot on her heels in greeting you. 

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news," Anderson said, walking up to you, "But Strauss wants to see you,"

You walk into the room, not sure what to expect. You're one of the last ones to go in, but you haven't seen anyone who could tell you what's going on. You sit in front of Strauss. 

“Please say your name and rank for the record,”

“Supervisory Special Agent (Y/N) Hotchner,” 

“How long have you been working at the BAU?”

“Er,” You took a moment, “Four years? No, no, five, sorry,” 

"Do you think Agent Hotchner acted irrationally?"

“Oh my god, it’s like you just want to say this is all his fault and be done with it,” You groaned, “And honestly, if that’s all you’re going to do, just get it over with,”

“Agent Hotchner-”

“What?” You asked sharply. “You’re keeping me from my family right now and they need me,”

Strauss sighed, “Do you think this could have been prevented if Agent Hotchner waited for backup,”

“I think my nephew would be dead too if he did,” You answer bluntly. “Is that all?”

"Yes Agent Hotchner," Strauss said tightly, knowing she wasn’t going to get anywhere asking you questions. "That is all. Please send your brother in,"

"Yes ma'am," You shut the door behind you and head straight to the briefing room. "Hey Aaron, you're up. The bitc- boss wants to speak to you," You smile innocently as Aaron gives you a glare for your close call with bad language around Jack. 

"Okay. Watch Jack for me, and no bad language," 

"Sir yes sir," You respond, Aaron rolls his eyes. When he's gone you turn to Jack. "You're my favourite," You whisper, Jack giggles running at you, hugging your legs. "Come on, shall we go explore?" When Jack nods you pick him up. 

"I can walk uncle (Y/N)," Jack giggles, placing Snuggles on your shoulder. 

"I know, you're like ten!" You exclaim. 

"I'm four," Jack laughs. You stop, looking at him in confusion. 

"What? No, you're not, I could have sworn you were getting ready to learn to drive,"

"Nu-uh!" Jack says, "Daddy says it's bad you swear,"

"Your Daddy had a mouth like a sailor when he was my age all those centuries ago," Jack looked at you, confused. "I'll tell you when you're older,"

"Otay!" Jack chimed, turning back to Snuggles. 

"Hey, Jack," You whispered, "Shall we go beat up Uncle Derek? I reckon we could take him down together,"

Jack giggled, nodding his head, "Yeah!" 

"Charge!" You exclaimed, Jack quickly joining in as you ran towards Derek (who was just trying to get a cup of coffee).

"Agh!" Derek yelped as you charged into him (gently, not wanting to hurt Jack). "Alright, you got me, you got me! I surrender!"

"Never let them give up!" He yelled, you gave a cheer, setting Jack down so you could both attack. Derek 'fell' to the floor. 

"Rossi, quick, help!" Derek called out, extending an arm to the older man, who shook his head with a chuckle. 

"Ha ha!" Jack laughed. Derek scrambled up, exaggerating as he did so.

"That's it," Derek said, shaking his head, he grabbed Snuggles who had somehow fallen to the floor. "Stay back or Snuggles gets it!"

You and Jack exchanged a look before tackling Derek to the floor. 

"What's going on?" Aaron asked eyebrows raised at the three of you. 

"He started it," You and Jack chimed, pointing at each other. Derek gave a loud snort.

“(Y/N), what happened?” Your brother asked, turning to you.

“He started it,”

Jack looked at you in disbelief, you turned, whispering, “One of us had to take the fall, man,” 

Aaron rolled his eyes, “I’m grounding you,”

“Ha ha,” Jack laughed seeing the confusion on your face.

“What? I’m not a kid you can’t ground me-”

“Yes I can,” Aaron grinned, knowing your next question would be why, he continued “And I’m grounding you because you’re trying to blame a four year old,”

“Ugh, this is so unfair,” You groaned.

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid #david rossi #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #x male reader #y/n hotchner #male reader #hotch has another brother #reader is said brother #brother reader #hotch x brother reader #haley brooks #jack hotchner #jennifer jareau

[anystalker707]

When he's a damn tease (Sanji version)

Pairing: Vinsmoke Sanji x [gender neutral] Reader Check out: (Roronoa Zoro's version) Summary: Headcanons about him teasing you because he knows you secretly like him (there are two versions) Tags: version 1 has gentleman sanji treating you like a royalty while you're shy / in version 2, he is that too, but you make him flustered

A/N: anon requested something regarding giving sanji a silent treatment--gonna work on this next

MASTERLIST

• Maybe it’s just immense luck, because Sanji apparently just started to be more lovesick at your sight after he caught onto some of your comments, such as “I feel like it’d be safer if Sanji joined our group” or “probably the best cook out there, really”, which aren’t even too different from what the others comment, but the fact that it was you saying it had him swooning and nose-bleeding more than usual

• You don’t really know how to deal with it, so your reaction most of the time is to look down and turn your head away whenever he is being that extra

• “Oh, you’re so cute when you’re shy, (y/n)-swan!” he says with heart eyes and hand clasped over his chest

• Sanji always has that stupid grin on his face whenever you watch him fight, making sure to you’re watching him while he puts on his best show—if it’s a difficult opponent, he’ll start ranting about how he can’t lose because he needs you back home and whole

• If you’re fighting with him, he’ll do his best to help you out and be the most perfect pair, very sweet, actually

• The others are worried, at some point, that you might not really return his feelings since he is extremely invested in you—Sanji does love cooking and fighting, but it seems to gain a completely different tone when it comes to you—and you don’t respond a lot, however, the worry fades away once they notice you keep every single note that Sanji leaves for you with the dishes and how you’ll even eat whatever he prepares you slowly to appreciate every bite of it

• Sanji doesn’t stop treating Nami, Robin and the other ladies well or fancing them, it just becomes different. It’s clear by the way he starts wearing that specific shirt just because you commented how nice it suits him, and the way he doesn’t start complaining when you walk into the kitchen during his alone hours—he actually likes having your company while he cooks

• Then, he wants more attention from you, what leads to the actual teasing

• Sanji will be seeking your approval almost the whole time just to make you react and, of course, because he loves your company and pretty much anything about you. It might be the simplest thing, but he will be there helping you out because you deserve it

• “Sanji, we need you to go buy stuff, we can’t have you watching the ship!” “...Only if I get to go with (y/n)-swan.” Sanji crosses his arms with a pout. At first, he was worried he would put negative pressure on you by saying that just to find out how amusing you thought it to be after he made a joke with it

• “You’re still here?” Zoro raised an eyebrow seeing Sanji still hadn’t left after the crew split up to gather what they needed in the new island; he was staying to watch the ship, so there was no reason for Sanji to be there, unless, of course... “Only with (y/n)-swan!” Sanji grinned in a smug manner that immediately turned into a mess the moment he saw you.

• And of course you go, trying to hide how flustered you are because you will hear a thousand comments like “oh, it’s a beautiful city! Such a beautiful view, but not as beautiful as you” before his eyes turn into hearts and he’s melting again because it ends up getting you shy

• Prepares every single dish you want. Once, he sits down next to you with your dessert in hand, but refuses to let you hold it. “You seem so tired, do you mind if I help you out?” He holds a spoonful of it in front of your lips, and despite how it makes your cheeks burn, you find yourself accepting it, much to his happiness

• Sanji may put on a serious and smooth posture to impress you, but he’ll either be a mess in seconds—like when the two of you are hanging out—or just internally, keeping that face when he’s confronting any enemy or scaring off someone who shouldn’t be too close to you

• He will hold your hand because it seems fit, always saying stuff like “I’m afraid you’ll get lost,” or just keeping it in his grasp after he holds it just to inspect “how lovely it is” and press a kiss to your knuckles—really just treating you like a royalty because he loves it even when you’re too flustered to even hold his gaze

• Also, Sanji might find out about it if you have a weak spot for him speaking French, so he will always be slipping some words in French in whatever he says to you. It might be the simplest thing said in the right way, just a “here’s your food, mon amour,” with a soft wink, and you’ll already be dying internally

.𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟.

• Another version in which Sanji is all over you, but doesn’t know how to deal with it because your reactions aren’t that easy to read, then you actually crack a genuine smile once in a while whenever he does something and you’re the owner of all of his attention

• He might be swooning over Robin and Nami that he’ll just stop and come right to you the moment you show up, asking if you need something

• Sanji is walking around with the first buttons of his shirt undone and handing out drinks until he puts on the best grin he can to hand you yours. “Even on such a hot day, you manage to be as beautiful as always, (y/n)-swan,” he comments while you get the cold glass from the tray he holds out. You smile in response. “Ah, true? It might be your eyes, Sanji! You seem to be handling it much better than me.” “Maybe, but my eyes are never mistaken, that’s for sure.” You let him win just that one time, eyeing his proud posture with a soft smirk

• Will do anything for you, whatever you want or think about (he may notice you’re bored and kick Zoro just because you think it’s funny when the two argue). You do recognize what he does, of course, but it’s fun to play around for a little, right? Tease him back

• Unlike Sanji’s teasing, yours will just lead him into situations that will actually fluster him to no end and/or never give him what he want, but it seems more like another reason for him to keep trying and trying, as if he will come up with the right response at the right time, even if you never let that happen

• “How does my dessert taste, (y/n)-swan? Probably very sweet, but not as sweet as you!” As much as you want to let yourself get lost in his compliments and just give up already, you’re not ready to give up on playing with him just yet. “Maybe as sweet as your lips, then?” It’s loud enough for him to understand, but not to make sure it’s exactly what you said. “Wh... What, (y/n)-san?” he mumbles, uncertain and with red cheeks, growing even more out of place when you just chuckle, never answering it

• He will get really jealous when he sees someone else hitting on you. Once, Nami decides to present you someone else so you can hang out with just to reach Sanji indirectly and you play along with it, pretending you don’t see him biting his shirt and dying in silence behind you until you question “how could I want someone else with Mr. Prince right there?” and he miserably tries to play it cool after that

• Sanji will get a little too frustrated at some point and try to make you jealous as well, but it doesn’t really go well because he thinks his flirting just doesn’t work if it isn’t with you, then he notices you’re observing him from the corner of the club and things just get worse, to the point he can barely face anyone when he’s walking away from whoever he tried to use to get to you

• You chuckle as you follow him, pulling him by the arm just close enough to whisper into his ear, “don’t play around, you know that when I catch you, there will be nothing left of you”

.𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟.

#one piece #sanji vinsmoke #x reader #x male reader #x female reader #gender neutral #sanji x reader #fan fic #fan fiction #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #nico robin #nami #brook #usopp #anime

[godlyaffection]

Falling For You

(Tiger and Bunny) Barnaby Brooks Jr x Male Reader

Warning! Reader near death experience!

You, a reckless filmmaker, have fallen for the one and only Barnaby Brooks and since his debut as a hero happened you are desperate to meet his new partner and your long time idol Wild Tiger. You may just get what you wished for, but perhaps not under ideal circumstances.

A/n: i had to write for barnaby, i just had to. also this takes place very very early in the series, i was thinking somewhere around s1 ep2 timeline wise. (also might write a part 2 where they’re all in a poly relationship with each other… who knows)

Chaotic, reckless and determined are three words Barnaby would use to describe you. You are also sweet, caring and the best thing to happen to him but you’d never hear those words come out of his mouth. He loved you and he knew you loved him, but in moments like these he seriously questioned if you loved him more than his new partner Wild Tiger.

“Come on Barnaby! You literally get to see him every day for the rest of who knows how long, you could let me see him just this once!” You’re words came out in please.

This was not the first time you asked Barnaby about this, and he doubted it would be the last. Stubborn. That’s another word Barnaby would use to describe you.

“How many times do I have to tell you no? I don’t even see why you’re so obsessed with other meeting that guy. He’s nothing special.” He huffed out.

“Nothing special!”

Barnaby knew his mistake he heard the tone in your voice.

“No no, he’s nothing special. He’s only the guy I’ve idolized since his debut was a hero. And now my boyfriend works side by side with the guy, so I actually do have a chance to meet him finally. No no, nothing special.” You rambled

Barnaby sighed at you as you rambled and paced in front of him. He thought it was cute when you got like this the first few times, but now that the two of you had been seeing each other for a while he swore he felt a different way.

“Any you know—“

Your words were cut off as Barnaby pulled you down onto him where he sat. It took all your concentration not to fall onto him, and the position you landed in certainly couldn’t have been that good for either of you, but it did effectively shut you up long enough for Barnaby to kiss you.

His lips were soft, as always. His kiss was gentle enough, but you could tell he was doing it to keep you quiet and not just for fun. Which almost made you pull away from him, almost. But he was to sweet on your lips for you to muster up the strength for that.

When he pulled away from you it was too soon, and you knew he could see that feeling on your face too. He rolled his eyes at you before forcing you to sit next to him.

There was a moment of silence. One where you stared at him as he sad there with his eyes closed. But it was broken by a beeping.

The life of a hero left no room to rest for anyone. And Barnaby was quickly realizing that.

“I have to go.” He sighed out.

Before he could get to far away from you, you pulled him into another quick kiss. And as he pulled away from you you gave him a wicked smile.

“Tell Wild Tiger I said hi for me.”

He only rolled his eyes before he dashed off, leaving you alone too your own devices.

With your plans for the evening ruined, you had to come up with something else to entertain yourself. Your mind found itself wanting to get some footage for you’re most recent film project. So grabbing your camera and a jacket you headed to the roof of your building.

It wasn’t a special place, but the view from the roof was stunning, and you knew that if you were going to get any footage of the city at night you wanted it to be from up there.

The wind was blowing aggressively against you when you made it onto the roof. Almost making you stumble with how harsh it was but you kept your footing and made your way closer to the edge of the building.

It was a beautiful site, all of the buildings and the lights could be seen from where you were. You only hoped your camera could capture what you were seeing well enough. You were about to pull it out to film when you heard a loud crash.

You had no time to look for the cause of that sound before you felt a large thing knock into you. And then you were falling.

The wind was knocked out of your lungs, maybe because of the initial impact or maybe because of the falling sensation itself. No noise came out of your mouth except for a strangled gasp, and you almost weightless as your speed picked up, hurdling your body closer and closer to the ground.

You heard a distant shout as you closed your eyes, but the noise was too far away to understand. You expected pain to overcome you very soon, but it never came. Instead the numbness faded and you could feel arms holding onto you as you landed on the ground, much more gently than if whatever, or whoever, hadn’t stoped you from your free fall.

Your eyes shot back open, more than ready to figure out what had just happened and be left in the dark any longer.

With your eyes quickly adjusting to the now bright lights of the city street below, you could make out what, or in this case who, had saved you.

“Are you alright?”

The Wild Tiger. The exact Wild Tiger that you had just previously been talking to your own super powered lover about was holding you and asking if you were alright.

You could only muster up a nod of your head. The shock from your near death experience and being saved by your idol to much for you to deal with in such a short span of time.

He looked at you cautiously, before slowly lowering you to stand on your own feet, clearly not sure if you were actually okay, but willing to let you stand on your own. You stood there taking in deep breaths and staring at the hero before you until you heard a thud and a voice from behind you.

“What we’re you doing on the roof!”

It was phrased as a question, but you knew your lover well enough to know that his tone was not one that wanted a response.

Barnaby rushed over to you leaving the apprehended person, the one you assumed to be the cause of your fall, for Wild Tiger to look after. His hands came to grab at your arms and he looked over you for any sign of damage.

With the face covering of his suit up you could see the concern on his face. And in that moment you remembered the shout you previously heard when you first fell. Knowing that shout probably came from Barnaby had you feeling many things. But most of all you felt relief. Relief that you were both okay.

At that moment you would have buried yourself into his shoulder but his suit did not look like the most comfortable thing to bury your face in. You settled for holding onto his arms and smiling as confidently as you could.

Barnaby sighed, and shook his head at you before his face contorted into something strained. You were about to ask what was wrong until he turned to Wild Tiger and spoke.

“Thank you for saving him.”

The words didn’t sound the friendliest. They were strained and very clear that Barnaby didn’t want to be saying them, but you could tell by the look on Wild Tigers face that even he could tell they were genuine.

“Yeah, well… I’m just doing my job.”

The interaction almost made you giggle. But the Wild Tiger turned to you and spoke before you could truly find the humor in it.

“Who is this anyway?”

You straightened up immediately. Overcome with excitement at your idol being right there and you quickly pushed past your lover, much to his annoyance, to speak to Wild Tiger.

“I’m Y/n L/n! I’m a big fan!”

#.written-word (fics) #x male reader #x reader #tiger and bunny #barnaby brooks jr #kotetsu kaburagi #wild tiger #tiger and bunny x male reader #tiger and bunny x reader #barnaby brooks jr x male reader #barnaby x male reader #barnaby brooks jr x reader

[gatitties]

"Owing its speed to his metobolism, the user can quickly process poisons and alcohol before their affects can damage the body, making them immune to such attacks. The speed fruit enables all parts of the body to become faster and strong, including metabolism. As such, the user's body can become starved of energy to the point of near death if they overused it, allowing the user to have a bigger appetite than other members of the crew." Imagine Luffy and male! reader participating in an eating competition tho? (Btw love your works 🥰)

─Strawhats x male!reader (Platonic)

─Summary: Your devil fruit gives you a huge appetite, but it seems you'll always get second place.

─Warnings: none

Part one / Part two

jdshaj this is so cute I can see they totally doing that every time they can, both could leave an entire village without food 😭🤚

"Ready… set… let the competition begin!"

The announcer started the little festivity on that island where you stopped, a festivity in which both you and Luffy signed up because it was nothing more than a competition to see who could devour the most food.

You fought hard against your captain, the other contestants gave up pretty quickly, but your pride took a beating, you weren't able to beat Luffy in one of these competitions, at least, not the vast majority of the time.

Yes, your fast metabolism makes you have an increased appetite, but not enough to win it, however, you were able to beat it only once, although it was after a fight in which you racked your brains because you did not stop running all day, you almost died from overusing your power, but that was the only time you could beat him.

"I… I give up!"

Your body collided so abruptly with the back of the chair that you fell directly on the floor, your arms and legs spread out like you were a sunbathing starfish, your chest rising and falling rapidly from the speed at which you ate. Luffy smiled proudly, still eating, he reached out to lift you up, you nodded as a thanks, albeit with a slight frown in defeat.

Since you had nothing to do here, because Luffy continued to eat even after winning, you decided to continue exploring the surroundings a bit more, the different stalls that the festival offered, small games, a lot of symbolic souvenirs of the place, lots of traveling merchants looking for buyers. It didn't attract much attention to you and you just went to say hello to Robin who was looking at some books together with Chopper.

You didn't know where the others were, but it didn't take you long to find Sanji and Nami, the blond seemed very focused looking at the different ingredients that a vendor was displaying while she was engaged in a verbal fight with a guy who didn't seem to listen to the attempts to Nami's haggling, you decided to stay out of their business since both seemed busy, you definitely didn't want to end up listening to Sanji rambling about what to cook or embarrass yourself because of Nami being so loud when it came to buying things at a good price.

You met the rest in a bar and it looked like it could be your second attempt to beat someone from the team in a competition, you shared looks with Zoro after you sat down at the table where Usopp, Franky, Brook and he were, you both had seen the paper that was stuck on the wall, 'drink 50 beers without passing out and get a prize, if you don't make it you will have to pay'.

"Are we betting?"

"Hell yes, what are you waiting for, old man?"

He clucked at your behavior, calling for the bartender to bring a hundred beers, you split them up and Franky counted down for you to start drinking. You were a little younger than everyone on the boat, but old enough to drink alcohol, the bad thing is that apparently not enough to handle the bitter taste, thanks to your metabolism you managed to drink the fifty beers barely without them doing some kind of effect on you, though… not before Zoro.

"You have done well, but you will not be able to surpass me so easily."

"Just wait and see marimo!"

"Someone is spending a lot of time with Sanji…"

You narrowed your eyes at Usopp making him go back to his drink as if he hadn't said anything, again, completely defeated you shrank back in your seat savoring the second loss of the day, you didn't even care that you won the award for drinking all on time, you just wanted to wallow in your misery of being the eternal second in the team.

#op #one piece x reader #op x reader #male reader #request #one piece x male reader #one shot #luffy #platonic reader #zoro #nami #robin #chopper #franky #brook #sanji #usopp #strawhats x platonic reader #strawhats #strawhats x male!reader

[littleoddwriter]

I have a request for an Eli x Male reader where they're at Eli's and they have a play fight which turns into a make out session, just the fluffiest shit you can think of.

Playful | Eli Brooks (TGND) x Male!Reader

Hey there! Thanks for the request (and for clarifying in another ask which Eli you meant), I really hope you like this! :') I'm a bit unsure about the play fight because I didn't really know what that could look like, but I tried. Hope it's okay! ^^"

summary; See above.

notes; Male!Reader; Domestic Fluff; Play Fight; Kissing; Making Out; Short Fic.

At this point you spent most of your time at Eli’s place. His parents usually weren’t home, which gave you the freedom to do whatever you wanted. Often that just meant sitting on the couch in the living room and watching movies. Sometimes you listened to music and simply talked for hours on end. No matter what you were doing, though, you always enjoyed yourself, just because you were with Eli. 

Right now, the two of you sat on that very sofa again. You had just finished watching Shrek in preparation for the second one coming out soon.

To be fair, you should have expected what Eli did then. He poked your side, causing you to jump and swat his hand away. He always did that when there was a quiet moment between you two. So yeah, you should have definitely seen it coming. But it was your weak spot. It was very ticklish and so a single touch could make you flinch almost violently. He enjoyed that a little too much every time.

Laughing at your reaction, Eli poked you again. 

“Stop it, Eli!” you grumbled, slapping his hand away again before you held your middle protectively, trying to shield your sides from his index finger.

“Oh, come on! It’s fun,” he retorted with a huge grin on his face.

Glaring at him, you scoffed, “For you maybe.”

None of this was serious, though. Sure, you didn’t particularly like being poked like this, but it was Eli and so it was fine. He could do anything and you wouldn’t really mind. Besides you had fun bickering with him about it, so it paid off. Kind of at least.

“You’re worse than Donkey, you know?” you shot back when he tried to tell you that you were secretly having fun - and you did - and he poked you again.

Gasping, Eli looked scandalised, “Dude, shut up! I’m not! Take that back!”

Grinning, you leaned in and whispered, “Make me.”

Looking at you with wide eyes, Eli hesitated for a moment. This was still a new territory for you both after all.

But then he closed the distance between you and captured your lips in a fierce kiss. Immediately kissing him back, you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him further in. 

Eli shifted around a little, brought his legs up and straddled your lap without once breaking the kiss.

“You’re stupid,” he panted, grinning before he dove back in to keep kissing you.

“Says you,” you murmured against his lips in a short moment where he let up a little. Both of you chuckled heartily.

At last, Eli slipped his tongue into your mouth, deepening the kiss significantly. You actually haven’t done that before, but it felt good. It felt right. 

Soon, though, you broke it off, turning your head to the side. He stopped immediately.

“You okay, man?” Eli asked, getting off of your lap and sitting back down beside you to give you some room. 

“Yeah, I’m fine. Just went a little further than usual and I just kinda- you know. Got overwhelmed,” you answered, still out of breath and feeling a little hazy.

“Me too,” Eli smiled shyly. You returned it, brushing your hand through his hair lovingly.

There was a comfortable silence between the two of you, then. Whatever had been pent up was released now and you were both at ease and simply enjoying the other one’s presence. 

“I hope you know that even if I don’t listen to you when you tell me to stop poking you, I would never-”

“Eli, shut up,” you interrupted him, knowing exactly what he was going to say, “I know that. And don’t worry, I was having fun. We were just playing after all. It’s okay.”

“Okay, good,” he breathed softly, cautiously taking your hand into his. “I just don’t wanna mess things up.”

“Babe, you’re not,” you assured him simply, leaning in to kiss his cheek. 

The moment you were just having was ruined when the phone rang and Eli’s parents announced that they would be back soon. 

In a rush, you both cleaned up the mess you had created and went up to his room, where you would have to pretend to be just friends, rather than boyfriends. But that was okay. It wouldn’t be for much longer. Once you could - and would - both move out, none of it mattered anymore.

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