My thoughts on all the Criminal Minds characters part 14
LOML I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BESTIE!!! Garcia is amazing and I hhhhhhh her vibe is iconic. Her fashion sense just *chef’s kiss* she looks like a goddess. I would totally spend all day in her batcave vibing with her. The outfits, the hair, the makeup, the pet names on the phone just ahh I love her so much. She is so sweet and amazing and she cares so much about her friends and her vibes with Morgan are iconic. I love how she vibes with literally everyone, even Hotch? Like, Hotch is so professional and she’ll answer the phone the same trademark Garcia way and when he says he’s putting her on speaker she just goes “oh you totally suck.” Like who would have the nerve to say that to Hotch except her?
She’s so soft and she definitely comes up with the best truths, dares, and never have I evers. Infinite hugs and kisses to Penny G. XOXOXOXO
Masterlist for this series
BAU being children
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Chapter 5: garcia/morgan/reid (sunrise, norah jones)
Penelope: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Luke: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
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dating derek morgan pov
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penelope garcia and emily prentiss - late season icons -
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You probably followed me for supernatural or marvel but tbh you bitches(gender neutral) are stuck for whatever bullshit I've decided is my special interest for the next however the fuck long so strap yourselves in bc i am OBSESSED with Penelope Garcias Vibe.
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Spencer being from Vegas is always cold. It’ll be like 60 and be like 🥺 ‘it’s freezing’. And of course Penelope can’t let her boy genius freeze!! So after an infodump about wired heated blankets Penelope buys him a microwaveable one. It wasn’t a surprise he knew when she asked but he still lights up when she gives it to him. It goes to other precincts with him and if his tummy hurts from too much dairy he sleeps with it. There’s one night where Penelope comes over for a marathon of the most recent season of Doctor Who before the Christmas special comes out and when she opens the door she finds him knocked out on the couch. When she gets closer she sees he’s curled around the heating pad. Which makes her 🥺🥰 and she just curls up on the couch after picking out a book from his library and making a glass of wine. When he wakes up he’s so apologetic but she waves him off cause it’s nice to see he appreciates the gift. And that makes him blush. Another time Penelope is on location with them and can see that Spencer’s getting overstimulated and is touch aversive and she heats the pad up for him and places it on his temporary desk. They don’t say a word because they both know what the other would say but Spencer smiles and presses it tight against his stomach.
I had more thoughts but I got distracted by work so I’m just gonna tag @drreidsboyband and if I think of anything else I’ll reblog it.
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hotch: i know we don't always see eye-to-eye on things, but at the end of the day, you're still my problem.
hotch: my burden.
hotch: i mean, my subordinate.
hotch: my... responsibility?
hotch: my son! there, i said it!
morgan: *has already left the room*
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Ugh I don’t know if anybody else thinks this but “Machismo” is one of the worst episodes of Criminal Minds.
Not only are “women are obviously being murdered by a serial killer while the government insists there is none” but the killer literally dresses, puts on makeup, and ‘acts like a woman’ during their crime sprees-(basically in drag, or a incredibly misgendered trans woman) which the majority of homophobic/transphobic cishets would immediately blame on the trans and lgbt community and use this episode as their ‘example’ of their ‘mistrust’ of trans people.
At least they (not the actual police force in the ep-just the BAU and the district Secretary General) are upset that the police went and found all of those who dress in drag (though they do use the word “transvestite” which in itself is wrong) and briefly mentioned that they did in fact profile that the killer would be dressed femininely.
This isn’t even everything wrong with this episode, basically just the incredibly obvious parts 🙄
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can we just talk about how rapunzel’s hair glows and how penelope’s hair would too
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PENEMILY in JONES ( 2x18 )
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Criminal Minds Headcanon
Whenever Spencer babysits Henry he reads to him to help him fall asleep and he ends up falling asleep with him
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I want to pegg Spencer while derek sucks his dick, and elle is eating out penelope next to us😏
oh. my. god. this is—wow. spencer would be sobbing bc everything feels so good. and the mix of penelope and elle,,,,,it’s all so overwhelming in the best way. and ofc elle is telling him to shut his mouth and stop crying like a little bitch. but derek’s all soft telling him it’s alright, that he’s such a good boy. penelope’s a writhing mess. she keeps squirming all over the place so much so that elle has to pin her hips down with all her strength. and she tells penny that if she doesn’t stop she’ll leave her there and make her watch while everybody else gets to cum. meanwhile, you’re thinking you could cum without even being touched at this rate.
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garcia and hotch as lance and nina from portlandia
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If Hotch is busy or going to a meeting where a sugar glider wouldn’t be appropriate does Spencer go hang out with Penny in her lair? I imagine she has some soft tiny caves likes this for him to keep him comfy.
God thats so cute!! After she finds out what his shifter form is, everyone shows up the next day and there are a ton of little perches and little hanging things like that around.
She has at least three in her office: the one above and these two. The one above is up high for when he doesn't wanna be disturbed. The pink one is hung close to her on her desk so, if he wants to, he can get scritches! And the tube is hung above her computers for when he's more playful!
She has these little pouches in varying deaigns hung all through the bullpen (and somehow managed to sneak one into Hotch's mail. She's quite pleased when she sees it hung on the side of his desk a few days later):
And she gets this for her house and puts it over her sofa so he can come over and watch Doctor Who with her while shifed <3
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Erin and Alex have interesting conversations with Hotch and Garcia as the team arrives to save the day.
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*everyone standing around a broken coffee maker*
rossi: so, who broke it? i'm not mad. i just wanna know.
jj: i did. i broke it.
hotch: no. no you didn't. emily?
prentiss: don't look at me! look at morgan!
morgan: what?! i didn't break it!
prentiss: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
morgan: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
morgan: no, it's not!
garcia: if it matters, probably not, but luke was the last one to use it.
alvez: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
reid: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
alvez: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that reid!
jj: okay. let's not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, dave.
rossi: no! who broke it?!
tara: rossi...matt's been awfully quiet.
*everyone arguing in the background*
rossi, to the camera: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
rossi: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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"There is a fellowship more quiet even than solitude, and which, rightly understood, is solitude made perfect." —Robert Louis Stevenson
gifing every single episode of criminal minds: 10x7 “Hashtag”
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