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bambinafangirls · 2 days
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luke: where have you been all my life?
spencer: math camp
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cull3nblaze · 19 hours
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Reid & Alvez - Criminal Minds Season 14 - Night Lights
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ralvezfanatic · 3 days
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗
shdhaiaj picking these were surprisingly hard
1. Kiss me! Kiss me!! Kiss me again!!!
2. Sleepy
3. Not so secret Valentine's
4. First Bite
5. Arrhythmia
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gaypoetsblog · 3 months
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Luke Alvez after listening to Spencer ramble about something: I am gonna protect this man with my life.
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bnushtird · 3 months
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Some soft sketches of Luke and Reid
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incorrect-ralvez · 1 month
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Derek: I have a question.
Spencer: Shoot.
Derek: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Garcia: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Spencer: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Derek: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Garcia: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Luke: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Spencer: Luke is not allowed to talk anymore.
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spritehouse · 2 months
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luke, peeling a banana: may i take your coat for you, sir?
spencer: you know everyone else can hear you, right?
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Derek: so how did the doctors appointment go kid?
Spencer: really good she said I was really artistic!
Derek: i-..kid I don't think she mea-
Luke: don't you dare
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bucker3911 · 8 months
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Luke, whispers: are you seeing anyone? 
Reid, whispers back: you see them too? 
Luke: what? 
Reid: how’d you know i was seeing ghosts? 
Luke: that’s not what i- wait you’re WHAT?
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snarkylinda · 3 months
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I love them actually.
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thatsadfem · 9 months
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moodycat42 · 1 year
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Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.
Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Tara:
Tara: Water you doing?
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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?
Reid: Swimming..
Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
JJ: Elephants.
Luke: Blocked.
Matt: Camels.
Luke: Extra blocked.
Garcia: Donkeys.
Luke: Ultra blocked.
Reid: That dick.
Luke: ...Followed.
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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
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ralvezfanatic · 2 months
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Emily: Reid can't be good at everything, I bet he's a bad kisser
Luke: No, he's good at that too
Emily: What?
Luke: What?
Taglist: @starch1ldz, @the-gregster, @jaden-reid, @lover-of-books-and-tea, @eli-chris
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cherryspence · 1 year
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the whole bau was in love with spencer at one point
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bnushtird · 11 months
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backgrounds and me are not so good friends tbh
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