#and it was only ALMOST an explosion

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?

Harley: trust me.

Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated

Peter: that can't be good

Harley: oh come one! That was one time

*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*

#it was one time #and it was a whole 4 months ago #and it was only ALMOST an explosion #luckily peter threw it out the window in time #it hit a washing line #peter parker #harley keener #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes

[betterthanbatman1]

Jason really crashed an aircraft with himself still in it in order to save others not once but twice.

#He really has a thing for flying in a ship and sacrificing himself and proving Bruce WRONG #what a king honestly #And he did this in the same universe #Like the only difference is the art style #This boy really got out of one aircraft explosion and went straight to the next one #5 times Jason sacrificed himself saving people and almost dying in an explosion #+1 time he actually did die from doing that #Too soon? •_• #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #zur en arrh #Gotham war #joker the man who stopped laughing #holy queue batman

[companion-showdown]

Who do you most wish had become a companion?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

#almost companion: semis #li shou yuing is the only non new who left #vote for her #to give ace a girlfriend who likes explosions as much as she does

[fruit-colored-ninja]

finding cool parallels in ninjago is always like. nice! now on a scale of 1-10 i wonder how completely unintentional this was on the part of the writers

#thinkin about morro and how he died in a fiery explosion deep in a cave #i know someone here has already pointed out that lloyd almost died the same way and only didn't because kai was there to save him #while morro had no one but i'm also just thinking #kai nearly died in that volcano too. the only reason he didn't was because he finally realized he couldn't be the green ninja #he was willing to give up and so he got to live #and then there's morro who wouldn't take no for an answer and refused to give up... kept going deeper into the caves until he died for it #AARGH. it haunts me #ninjago

[commanderfloppy]

What? Me drawing a trending thing WHILE it is trending and not 2 months later???

When you're in the Whispers and have to snoop around in the places of higher ups, getting arrested is par for the course.

Tybalt is not looking forward to having to get bailed out by the Preceptors, Tori is used to this.

#gw2 #my art #Tybalt Leftpaw #Tori Dawnmoon #Tori probably has a tally somewhere of all the Jails he's been to #not that many honestly #For someone so explosive she is surprisingly evasive #I mean the Seraph only managed to catch them when they were basically almost beat to death #Probably got put in Ebonhawke Jail for punching someone #most likely same with the Grothmar valley jail only for a whole ass fight (he didn't punch first) #Has only been to Lion's Arch jail once or twice which is surprising #Went to Rata Sum jail once for 'wanton destruction' #probably just had a golem he was trying to help fix blow up on him and got blamed for it #or did explode something in a college or two #Only really went to Divinity's Reach Jail a few times #he's been in soooo many temporary Ministry holding cells though

[itspileofgoodthings]

I JUST LISTENED TO HITS DIFFERENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE—-

#speechless at her ability to take a feeling bottle it and recreate it in song/verse form #the tightness of the structure (and literally I don’t think there’s another songwriter in the world who has song architecture on lock #the way she does) #Somehow the perfect outlet for the explosion of emotion #like this is what the people don’t understand. Taylor Swift is the HEIGHT of craftsmanship and discipline #combined with the most uninhibited emotion #she’s the fusion point between structure so strict it’s almost cold and emotion so unbridled it’s almost embarrassing #but she holds both at the same time #it creates something that’s so hard to look away from #I sometimes think people only hear the one or the other #but it’s the meeting point that matters #Sorry but Taylor Alison Swift is a little more Johann Sebastian Bach than any of us realize #anyway. Like sometimes I fool even myself into thinking she’s normal #and then I wake up and remember she’s a genius #Anyway anyway I am sooooo scared of tortured poets department #because Taylor albums scare me before they come out #where is she going to drop kick me to next time #what preconceived ideas of her is she going to blast into pieces #like I just. She is astonishing. no other way around it #and it takes all my breath and energy away

[fated-normal-767]

definitely posted this before but. well I don’t care. #girl

#theproject. #literally the pure embodiment of Women’s Wrongs #she killed and ate people #she runs a very corrupt part of a governmental and legal system #almost beat her only friend to death for fun #she’s so cool. + she’s even transgender and a lesbian #my posts dont forget this tag bro. #she only has 6 years to live. she’s an alcoholic. she almost died in a catastrophic explosion but she’s still looking cool as hell

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

not to be absolute twinleska trash, but i traced a pic for my BOYS❣️❣️❣️

i'm no artist, i was bored and feeling bold but i do adore to imagine post-canon non compliant scenarios in which jerome has a humoristic Keep Up With The Valeskas sorta online presence and the first comment is ALWAYS ecco

#gotham #valeskacest #twinleska #jeromiah #jeremiah valeska #jerome valeska #mine: art #uh i guess? #jerome taking pics of them randomly and annoying miah hell yes #snuggling and miah's almost falling asleep but then outta nowhere FLASH ON HIS FACE #'ecco said she wanna know if u took ur migraine pills' #'then TELL HER and LET ME SLEEP?!' #god help him miah's paying for all those abandonment issues he caused #sometimes it's just a pic of them looking sexy in their matching villain outfits with an explosion in the bg #don't worry tho folks #the real intimate funny business is for jer's scrapbook only <3

[vvanessaives]

this is both the funniest & most chaotic screenshot i ever took

#rena.txt #the explosion. the dead legendary deathclaw to the side. the brotherhood guy coming out of the explosion with that light on as if #i'm about to get killed by a terminator. 'valentine liked that'????????? LIKED WHAT. MY ASS GETTING ALMOST BLOWED UP??????? #also i can't be the only one that gets caught up in explosions every 3-4 minute. why everything is this game explodes

[maegalkarven]

Me, creating whole ass backstories for the ocs in the cult of Bhaal: I am normal.

The current number of children Nemo dragged into the cult is about 8:

- Clotilda.

- yet nameless tiefling sorcerer

- three urchins

- the only surviving child of some noble house

- two children of the cultist of Tiamat

+ two or three victims of the necromancer, but only one of them was adolescent, others were adults.

#dark urge: nemo #durge #dark urge #the cult of bhaal #clotilde was nemo's second in command what pissed orin off so much #the tiefling sorcerer is a darling and has no place in the cult of murder #only he is very dangerous bc his magic is violative and explosive #the life expectancy of unholy assasin is low so nemo did his best to sustain the cult #once in like decade half of it died in some idiotic incident and he was like “again??? are you IDIOTS???” #one of the children of the cultist will take Orin's side and another - Nemo's. the one taking Orin's side will win #the current number of assasins is about 50-60 rn #funny what most of the people nemo brings into the cult stay alive and loyal #almost as if something other than bloodlust guides them... #i wonder what would it be

[lesbianstarlightglimmer]

Me: I have horrible chronic migraines like my mom has. Can I have meds that’ll help with the previously described migraines?

Gyno: is it during periods?

Me: it’s all the time. Not just then

Him: take this birth control

Me: I’ve taken it for nearly a month and I had the most painful period I’ve had since I was a teen, I’ve had migraines nearly daily, and am having irregular spotting and literally feel like I’m having a period only a week and a half since my last one

Him: try for another three months.

#meows #like I get some meds take time to get used to #but literally all I wanted was to have meds for my headaches #and he INSISTED it was bc of hormones during periods #despite me saying it’s all the time #remind me again why there’s this many cis male gynos #and that’s not even what he gave my mom when she started her issues?? #the meds are making me extremely moody #like almost always seconds from snapping #and before you smart off and say ‘aren’t you already like that’ #no actually after I started my anxiety meds #my short fuse started creating small explosions inside that #only stayed inside instead of out

[inupibaldspot]

Walk him like a dog

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x Reader

Note ₊˚⊹♡ : The first year trio are watching Gojo who is completely head over heels for you.

To the world, Gojo Satoru is the strongest but to the people who know him Gojo Satoru is a menace.

When he was in high school, he was a different breed. Yaga could not sleep at times from all the stress Gojo would cause; be it either an earful from the higher ups or checking the news only to find out there had been an explosion conveniently where Gojo’s mission was assigned.

Sometimes he would get pictured sent to him by the problem student himself, a picture with a beaten up enemy and Gojo winking at the camera with a note saying ‘Yay~ another victory! I mean it’s as normal as breathing for me (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ’

Even when Yaga would use his authority and lecture him, sometimes Gojo Satoru would not listen; be it simply ignoring or rebutting it with his opinion— an opinion no one asks for.

And when that happens, Yaga would pull out his secret weapon ‘You’! He didn’t use this card all the time but at time Gojo was simply so uncooperative, he had to! Any word coming from you would be listened to by him as if it were law. Right now, at the age of 28 he seemed to have matured- no stopped acting as childish and Yaga didn’t have to rely on you so often.

That same Yaga watches from the window at his new first years— Kugisaki Nobara, Itadori Yuji and Fushiguro Megumi— behind a bush, hiding peeking over to you and Gojo who were on a bench.

“Ah…” Kugisaki sweat dropped at the pair. “Gojo-sensei is so smitten.” She said observing at how you were simply reading a book, as Gojo yaps away but one thing very obvious was the gentle look he gave you.

When you finally looked Gojo’s way, their white haired teacher suddenly stops, they notice a faint blush peeping under his blindfolds and when he does starts talking he stammers. THE Gojo Satoru was stammering, biting his tongue simply because you were looking at him.

“Kugisaki, let’s leave.” Itadori covers his eyes, his right eye peeps through the cracks of his fingers. “Sensei is doing such a bad job at flirting with y/n, I’m getting embarrassed.”

Kugisaki lifts her hands and grabs the collar of Itadori’s and starts shaking it. “This is the closest we’re getting to romance in this school and I want to be the witness.” She grits her teeth.

Just then Nanami walks along the path, making the pair look over. You smile as you call out. “Nanami-kun.”

Nanami stops and waits as you stand from your bench, walking over to greet him. The students stare; as soon as you got off the bench and walks Gojo follows suit not even a millisecond later.

Kugisaki cringes. “He is like a puppy…”

They could vaguely hear Gojo start to make fun of Nanami, but when you think his ‘joke’ was a slight bit too harsh; they watch you give Gojo a side eye and almost immediately their teacher shuts up.

‘y/n has the strongest sorcerer at the palm of their hands .’ Kugisaki and Itadori collectively thought.

Before Kugisaki could comment she senses a small wet feeling on her forehead, then another and then she was drowning in it. Suddenly it started raining.

“Geh. Let’s get out of here.” Kugisaki says as she quickly brought her hands up to cover her bangs. “I don’t want my hair to frizz up.”

Itadori and Fushiguro follows her lead as they walk away to the nearby building and when they did reach shelter, Kugisaki quickly turns around to check on their teacher and you, a fellow sorcerer.

Her mouth drops slightly taking in the situation at hand, Nanami was no where in sight. She assumes he left because of the rain too.

But that wasn’t the focus.

Her eyes were focused on Gojo and you, holding hands smiling fondly at each other, she also noted that he was using ‘Infinity’ to not get wet from the rain.

Gojo laughs as he raises one of your hands high which makes you let out laugh, but complies as you proceed to twirl. As soon as you make two twirls, their teacher places his hands on your face as his leans down, his lips on yours.

Kugisaki and Itadori squeal and blushes at the intimate scene infront of them, jumping. “Sensei, finally did it! He kissed y/n—!” Itadori smiles.

They watch you smile into the kiss and you bring your hands up behind his neck, slowly trailing them into his hair, deepening the kiss.

“I’m so happy,Kugisaki.” Itadori wipes his tears with the back of his hands, extremely happy for his teacher’s happiness and success in his love life.

“I don’t know why you guys are making such a fuss.” Fushiguro finally decides to add into the antics of his classmates.

“Huh?” Kugisaki quickly turns and glares at the dark haired man. ”Is your heart made of stone or something,Fushiguro?”

“Yeah! I heard Gojo-sensei basically raised you.” Itadori chirps in. “You should be more happy for him.”

Kugisaki nods in agreement.

“I mean…” Fushiguro sighs as his hands are up massaging his temple, mentally preparing for the outburst to come.

“They’re married…”

“Ehhhhh???”

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#jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagine #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo imagines #gojo imagine #gojo satoru imagine #gojo satoru x reader #gojo fluff #gojo saturo #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jjk

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?

What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?

Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?

Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?

When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.

Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.

The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.

Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.

Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?

Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?

And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew farmer #stardew cryptid #cryptid

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.

Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.

And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.

So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.

Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.

After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!

During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.

So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.

Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.

A new plan begins to form.

He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.

Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.

Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.

Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.

Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.

He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.

Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?

Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.

Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.

Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.

Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.

He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)

David Cain is never heard from again.

Damian shows up at some point.

At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.

#Jason takes over the league of assassins #because it’s the most dramatic option available #jason todd #red hood #theater kid Jason Todd #batfam #talia al ghul #batman #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #ra’s al ghul #league of assassins #Jason comes back au #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[csmtmra]

thinking about…

bestfriend!bakugou who lets you hang out in his dorm room as he’s sleeping. who constantly complains about the noise but isn’t actually able to sleep unless he can hear your comments about the book you’re reading or a movie you’re watching. softly smiling in the mornings when he sees your coffee cups on his desk and little notes littered all around his room.

bestfriend!bakugou who loves watching you crochet next to him in bed as you two are watching a show together. watching as you treat the project with so much care and attention it makes him almost jealous of it. laying his head on your lap and looking towards the screen.

bestfriend!bakugou who listens to you rant to him about how your kindle doesn’t have a series you want to read, telling him that you wanted to find out if it was good before buying the paperbacks. he just laughs as you grab one of your books and start flipping through pages trying to find a quote you wanted to show him.

bestfriend!bakugou who buys the series you wanted and writes a small ‘tell me all about it after you finish it, sweetheart’ inside the book and watches you freak out when you see the collection of books sitting so gently atop your bed.

bestfriend!bakugou who gives in with a sigh when you ask to wrap ribbons and put red kiss marks on him for pictures to put in your wallet. even smiling brightly in one to make you happy.

bestfriend!bakugou who holds you as close as he can to himself when you guys ride the subway. wrapping an arm around you and putting you as close to the wall and himself as he can, trying to shield you from whatever danger that existed.

bestfriend!bakugou who holds your hair back with one hand, heating his palm up as he moves his other hand in circles on your back. leaving soft kisses on your head and whispering how you shouldn’t of drank as much as you did. only leaving your side to grab you water and his clothes for you to change into.

bestfriend!bakugou who asks you to be his girlfriend with a bouquet of picked flowers and a blush on his face. looking anywhere but your eyes and trying not to light the flowers on fire.

boyfriend!bakugou who gives into anything you ask of him as soon as you flash him your puppy dog eyes. and if you go the extra mile to pout, it’s over for him.

boyfriend!bakugou who watches with a smile and held back laughter as you dance around his room to mitski in tears, screaming the lyrics into a fake microphone.

boyfriend!bakugou who lets out tiny but loud explosions while you two are watching horror movies just to see you jump and hit his chest with a shake of your head.

boyfriend!bakugou who holds your hand to keep it warm when you drag him to pumpkin patches in fall. dragging him around and pointing to pumpkins saying how the green ones look like deku.

boyfriend!bakugou who lets you decorate his dorm room and childhood bedroom for holidays, just enjoying how happy it makes you.

#bakugou katsuki x reader #my hero academia #mha x reader #bakugou x reader #fluff #x reader #bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #csmtmra

[raviniaraven]

Three times today. THREE times. THREE TIMES. YouTube autoplay has sent me to the same letsplay video. That I watched YESTERDAY. I hate this.

#this is almost as bad as when youtube autoplay sent me only to Markiplier's hour long Uno videos #id watch a five minute video on a factory explosion and it would autoplay to fucking Uno