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KING OF THE NARROW SEA (1X04) THE LORD OF THE TIDES (1X08)

#I doubt he meant it maliciously but what a dick move on Viserys’ part #like you married this teen girl and now she’s trying to do this wife thing this Queen thing #she’s wearing your colors and trying to find her place as part of your world (which includes your peculiar heritage) #she’s making an effort to be courteous and get along with your notorious little shit of a baby brother #and then you make her the butt of the joke. flag on the play #<---- #also i bet she remembered them laughing at her #my petty queen #you don't want tapestries daemon?? okay. no tapestries for you

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hot garbage 👇

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

#it's never 5000 words #either 2 or 30 k #or gods be gracious all 50k #more and my brain fries itself #me@me so who downed ongoing fics from 13 to 6 and immediate started 2 new ones?! #@me do you like pain???

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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry

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Have I not suffered enough, that you seek to increase my misery?

House Of The Dragon| 1x04 King Of The Narrow Sea

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?

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yes

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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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hater of socks