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jegulus-trash · 15 hours
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walburga: are you gay? sirius: i want a lawyer regulus: carnally?
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juli3ette · 2 days
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Random Thought #3
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if one were to have sex with Jack or Elias, would it be considered necrophilia?
(IM SORRY THIS THOUGHT JUST CAME ACROSS MY MIND WHEN I WAS WALKING IN THE HALLWAYS AT SCHOOL A WEEK AGO)
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phillesterlover · 4 hours
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YALL IT GOT WORSE
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diamondocean001 · 2 days
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Ask and you shall receive
Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer x reader
This one's kinda short
(Idk what this is. I had a small idea and ran with it... now we have this)
Bit fluff.
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Silk sheets lay on the bed beneath you as you read your book, faint music playing in the background.
Lucifer was out.
He got really excited earlier. Something about Charlie inviting him to visit. As much as you wanted to meet the princess, you figured it wad best for some long needed father-daughter time. You'll have other opportunities.
The door to your shared room opened and you glanced up, immediately breathless from the beautiful man before you.
He held his hat in his hand, his blonde hair slightly messy. Lucifer put his hat on the table and took of his suit jacket before approaching the bed. He layed down, instantly planting his head on your lap.
"Hey," He muttered, tiredly.
You chuckled softly, putting your book down and running your fingers through his hair.
"Hi. How was your day?"
He groaned tiredly.
"Fine. Saw Charlie. Made up. Drained my battery."
You chuckled again.
"I see."
The King of Hell may be a stupidly powerful fallen angel, but in your presence he acted like a child sometimes. Not that you complained; he's adorable like that.
You pulled him closer, his head resting on your chest as he let out a satisfied hum. Playing with his soft locks, you hummed a soft tune.
Lucifer wrapped his arms around you, nuzzling further into your body. He listened quietly to your song, fighting off the sleep as he did so.
"You should sleep, baby."
He needed no more to be said before he drifted off.
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You were gone.
Lucifer woke up, expecting to be in your embrace, and you were gone.
He would be panicking of you hadn't left a note saying you were going to make breakfast.
Still, the man's heart can't manage it.
He was also in sleepwear. Did you change him whilst he was asleep?
The door opened to reveal you, looking like you'd only woken up ten minutes ago. A tray was in your hands, two plates of pancakes upon it.
As you approached, Lucifer latched onto your waist, pulling you into his body and burying his face into your hair.
"You scared me."
"Sorry." You mumbled, stroking his hair.
You gave him his pancakes, laying in each others embrace as you ate. The TV was playing softly in the background and Lucifer still clung to you like a lost puppy.
Once you'd finished eating, none of you could be bothered to move. You played with Lucifer's hair, your fingers brushing the soft strands, as he held you gainst him.
"Luci? We should probably get up. Don't you have things to do?"
He grumbled in protest.
"Don't wanna. I want to stay with you, darling."
You sighed softly, but didn't fight him. Perhaps you both deserved a break.
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(I'm thinking about opening requests soon but I'll go into more detail in my next post)
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you-need-not-apply · 2 days
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I’m sorry…
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a WHAT?
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cornedbeefhashtags · 6 months
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gloopqueen · 6 months
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Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.
But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.
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tanglepelt · 13 days
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Dpxdc 180
Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.
Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.
The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.
The blame fell on him.
He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.
Gotham?
Not where he was expecting.
The assassination attempts. Also surprising.
Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.
Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.
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xanderindisguis · 5 months
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This is actually so fucking stupid I can't believe I spent my whole day on this. I am NOT finishing it
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sleepy-bebby · 8 days
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owowowowwoowoowow · 1 year
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snoopysnose · 1 year
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How did you know?
TWIN PEAKS
S02 E09 Arbitrary Law
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countingstars-17 · 13 days
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Charles Leclerc rides his bike at the Shanghai International circuit ahead of the Formula One Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai on April 18, 2024. (Photo by PEDRO PARDO / AFP)
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alexturntable · 5 days
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Vogue Italia
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nibordereht · 1 year
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Tim: Is your masculinity fragile or why is your costume blue?
Dick: Tim, what—
Tim: Mine is red, almost pink.
Tim: I'm a real man.
Jason: Then Superman is gender fluid?
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jiyaneru · 1 year
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when you wake up, i'll be gone again
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