Do I spit facts? No. But I am an asshole with very specific beliefs that I will throw metaphorical hands about
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sometimes the bg3 character model’s eye reflections are far too bright for darker in-game lighting. so you’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation like “yes I would like to see your wares” and everyone looks like this in the background:
so do I get a discount ?
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Commander "serve cunt or die" wolffe versus Captain "costco fashion isnt lame why do you keep saying that" Rex
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I dont know shit about chainsaw man but i really like the funny chainsaw dog thing
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In this essay, I will trace the historical linguistic links between the French “pleuvoir des cordes” and the English colloquial phrase “shooting ropes”
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“keeping the tumblrinas happy is imposs—”
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The funniest thing I’ve ever said in my life occurred while I was all alone in my room with nobody to laugh at it but me. Y’know how people will say “well, if it isn’t [name]?” Well, I was sitting in my room, when I looked up at my empty doorway and said “well, if it isn’t” and proceeded to laugh for like three minutes. Help I’m so funny and no one was there to witness it because that was imperative to the joke, APPRECIATE ME PLEASE ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY XBSNNAMAMAK BAHAHAH
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“if kirby swallowed you what abilities would he get?” autism bro.
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alright i watched the first 2 episodes of chainsaw man and i fucking adore denji and power
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