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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 days

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Yelena: I have a friend. Let's call him Mason.

Kate: You know a gun dealer named Mason?

Yelena: He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.

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incorrectpowerrangersquotes · 9 months

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I think she might be concussed because she’s being weirdly straightforward.

Ziggy about Doctor K, Power Rangers RPM

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Power Rangers RPM #ziggy grover #source: orphan black

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allofusaredead-incorrectquotes · 9 months

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Ji-min about Namra: I think she might be concussed because she’s being weirdly straightforward.

#all of us are dead #aouad #all of us are dead incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kim ji min #choi nam ra #source: orphan black

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justincorrectarcanequotes · 8 months

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Jinx: Singed needs your pee.

Sevika: Why does Singed need my pee?

Jinx: I don’t know, science?

#source: orphan black #incorrect quotes #jinx arcane #sevika arcane #sevika and jinx

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Bruce: I think I’m going to marry Selina.

Alfred: …

Dick: …

Tim: …

Steph: …

Jason: …

Damian: …

Cass: …

Bruce: Any thoughts?

Tim: And prayers. You’re going to need them.

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sapphiretanto · 17 days

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Tim accidentally gets hit with some sort of magic spell during patrol and it severely alters his appearance/personality. The Batfam doesn’t take it well…

Zatanna: *reading from a book* “… warning signs: Severe alterations in appearance and personality. Such alterations can become permanent.”

Dick: *gasps* Permanent?! Those golden curls?

Stephanie: Those rosy cheeks?

Bruce: That smile?

Zatanna: “These terrifying changes are often a result of a troubled family life. Separations,…”

Bruce: Separations? You mean—

Cass: Jason!

Zatanna: Bingo! This kid knows that something’s not right around here! Unless Jason comes back, we’re talking dimples!

Bruce: NOT IN THIS HOUSE!

Zatanna: He could stay this way for years! Forever. He could become… *looks back at the book* a lawyer!

Bruce: *turning away angrily* I won’t listen!

Zatanna: An orthodontist!

Stephanie: *near tears* Zatanna, stop!

Zatanna: …President.

Cass: *closes her eyes in silent despair*

Alfred: *groaning and holding his head*

Dick: *clutching the railing* Please! I beg you, take me! *begins sobbing*

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greenapplebling · 1 year

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Damian acting all grumpy:

Dick: What's wrong?

Damian: Cass "whopped" my behind and I find that immature and humiliating

Dick: Ok, wait- She did that as a punishment, during training or...?

Damian: She did it for her own amusement! I will certainly get her for it!!

Dick: Oh, Dami, it was just a silly joke! Maybe you need to let things go...

Damian:

Damian walking over to Tim: Cass hit me

Tim, who hasn't heard anything bc he was spacing out: I- Then hit her too??? Wha-

Damian: Thank you, Timothy. You have proven that I can come to you for future advice *leaves to look for Cass*

Dick: What the heck was that???!!!

Tim confused af: ??????

*there's screaming in the distance*

#cass was totally humoring damian by screaming btw #dc #batfam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #cassandra cain #batman #batgirl #orphan #black bat #source: my family

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ghostiddie · 8 months

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I LOVE YOU EERIE SCIFI TROPES WITH UNRELIABLE NARRATION.

I love you cloning. I love you alternate reality. I love you time loops. I love you everything is a simulation. I love you time travelling.

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waterfire1848 · 10 months

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[ Cass and Jason deciding to settle an argument by fighting. ]

Dick: Jason, why did you let Cass choose a fight?

Jason: She didn’t. I picked it.

Tim: But you’ll die…again.

Jason: Don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine. I have a move that’ll bring her down.

Duke: This doesn’t reassure us.

Barbara to Cass: Hey there Cass. You sure you’re feeling okay about ending Jason’s life.

Cass: I’m not apologizing.

Stephanie: Well, before you murder our sort of brother, I feel obliged to tell you that Bruce will be mad.

Cass: Don’t care.

Harper: Stop yapping! Damian and I wanna see the fight.

Dick: Alright. I guess this is happening. Jason, it was nice being your brother. Cass, we’ll all visit you in prison.

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reaperlight · 8 months

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Stephanie: So Cass, how's it going with your mom?

Cassandra: Amazing, actually. Just last week she took me shopping. It was really fun!

Stephanie: I meant your bio-mom, Cass. Not Dinah's mom.

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incorrect-dc-comics · 3 months

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Cass: I cannot believe you.

Barbara: Cass, listen, I can explain—

Cass: You are going to be in another adaptation, and DC is only gonna stick me in four?!

Steph: You’re in four adaptations?! I’m in one!

Bette: Wait, you guys are in adaptations?

Source: We’re the Millers, with edits

#submission #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #bette kane #batgirls #batgirl #black bat #orphan #spoiler #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #source: we're the millers

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Wade: I have a friend. Let's call him Ramon.

Peter: You know a gun dealer named Ramon?

Wade: He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.

#source: orphan black #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool incorrect quotes #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #spider man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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batfamgalore · 2 years

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Tim: Steph is packing up right now and Cass is going over there later to toast the place goodbye ‘cause they’re adorable.

Dick: Would you consider us adorable?

Jason: No, we’re adult men. We’re cute.

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justincorrectarcanequotes · 10 months

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Sevika: You killed a bunch of enforcers?

Jinx: Oh boy, did I ever!

#source: orphan black #incorrect quotes #jinx arcane #sevika arcane #sevika and jinx

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gothamundernightlight · 6 months

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: What’s the number one rule when it comes to fighting another Batkid?

Damian: You must always keep your enemy on their toes. Unless your enemy is Cass. As a ballerina, on her toes is when she is most powerful!

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usagi-t-suki · 1 year

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any batkid ever : y'know dennis rayder and david parker ray, actually sit together in hell, shaking, quaking, terrified, that someday, somehow, someway. they might. meet. me.

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