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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

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was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

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''The puppy was adopted''

Someone asked what happened to the puppy. Well... that same day a quieter girl, who didn't scare the stray puppy, convinced her family to adopt him~

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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

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on the matter of confiscated alcohol

Wizard: [to the Paladin] Give it back!

Sorcerer: Now now. How about we settle this with an arm wrestle?

Monk: That’s my vote, personally.

Wizard: No! It was paid for using my gold, it’s mine!

Sorcerer: And you got a lot out of it. Now let’s move on and bid it a fond farewell.

#shit my players say #rpg #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #dnd #d&d #comedy

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Paladin, after the Necromancer raided the local cemetery to use the dead in battle: I'm... fairly sure that counts as evil.

Necromancer: He (*the Cleric that according to the Paladin deserved to have a second chance despite being part of a fundamentalist order*) killed hundreds of people and I'm the evil one???

Paladin: He did not know what he was doing. He's not evil, he's just stupid.

#shit my players say #what's my alignment again #rpg #dungeons & dragons #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy

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Hannibal 2.03 Hassun

Happy 10th anniversary of this episode!

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req'd by @shadow-of-a-dream

so long as the actual blunt stays away while you're driving you're fine

text: The people in this car share 1 braincell and we pass it around like a blunt

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x09 - “Shiizakana”

Peter Bernardone and Kevin the Rat appreciation

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I’m very proud of this. Change the world novel changed my brain chemistry.

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar