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bruciemilf · 1 year

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No Capes! AU where Bruce and everyone else is an actor.

Famous Hollywood moguls Thomas and Martha would've rather died in real life than make Bruce a child actor so he didn't start till he was 24

It's an ongoing gag that Thomas always tweets "On my way to die again! As if you didn't know" with every Gray Ghost remake

The Waynes are always just. So chaotic

Bruce and Selina constantly bring stray cats on set; Bruce just hides them under his black shirt famously known as a void with no end.

Behind the Scenes cuts have images of this man pulling 10 cats from under there and the director is convinced he has a cryptid on set

They have to edit so much footage because Bruce always says "sorry" after "punching" someone. "Bruce, they have padding, they're fine!" "And no health Insurance. Do something about that."

Sometimes he forgets to take off the costume after filming. The record set for how many Subways he sent into a panic is infinite

That being said, Bruce's kids aren't afraid of him at all, and WILL run up to him everytime they visit to chant "dork! Dork! Dork!" While flocking around him. He cries from happiness

But he cries all the time, so it's hard to tell for what

The movie's soundtrack is just Bruce's middle school playlist, " They said they needed something rotten and terrible, like, -- poison for the ears. If you listen to it you get sick."

Bruce's biggest "diva moment" was refusing to give up the eyeliner and he still sends apology cards to the cast and crew for his " horrible behavior"

"He just kinda said no a bit loud and ran out of the studio while sobbing quietly."

Literally every villain on set is a sweetheart. Selina does her own make-up as well as Bruce's and Oz's and you can see Carmine lurking like a little gobling behind them just to scare her

There's this joke that none of Selina's streams ever go well because the crew is her curse. She's trying to talk about how to steal on set, meanwhile, Bruce next to her, "Did you know cats have no collarbone. Also, the electric chair was invented by a dentist."

You'd think everyone's favorite duo would be Bruce and Selina, and you wouldn't be wrong, but the public can't wait for Bruce and Carmine to have a press conference or interview together

Mostly because Carmine obviously dealt some shady cards in his past and Bruce is so clueless . " Have I ever tried coke...No, I like Pepsi." While Carmine is trying not to laugh behind him

Edward is just as bad. He's trying to tell the director that's not how bombs are made, and someone's head exploding wouldn't look like that, and Bruce is like :O Eddie, I didn't know you were a gamer

Edward is a menace on set and Bruce stays blind to it because he like him. There's rows of videos of Bruce stopping mid scene, going " Eddie," before jumping on the guy like the kitten he's NOT

Alfred still brings Bruce lunch and snacks and he throws down with Oz for no reason. He always brings the kids (read; they sneak in) and it's very clear they're not getting any shooting done that day

Dick, age 10, impatiently asks why Gray Ghost can't have a sidekick. In the last moments of the movie Dick runs in, improvises a scene with Bruce, and the fans love him too much not to include him after

You just leave Bruce alone when his babies are on set; Damian is strapped to his chest cause he's so small that everyone almost steps on him, Jason is giving the writers tip, Tim is taking pics of everyone, and Bruce smothers them with kisses constantly

#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #no capes au #actor au #battinson #selina kyle #edward nashton #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #text #text post #gonna make some twitter edits for this aaaaaaa

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keeganbrainmush · 1 year

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Hello! I really enjoy your blog! I was wondering if you have done Gaz or Soap with a short hispanic s/o that's like scary quiet when their mad?

John " Soap " MacTavish + Kyle " Gaz " Garrick x Hispanic scary quiet lover. ; Gender Neutral

♡Headcanons/Drabbles ♡The damn dentist asked me if I wanted to file down my fangs, i should but my fangs bro imma cry ♡I added abit of Reader forgiving them bc I love my boys:) ♡Sorry it was short or feels rushed, I'm sick and I'm trying to get as many fics I can before possibly going to the hospital.<33

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John " Soap " MacTavish

Hes confused and panics after listening to you mumble something in spanish as you walked away during an argument.

After his time in Las Almas, he's picked up quite abit of spanish from Alejandro and Rudy.

Still can't clearly translate what you said, so he went to Ale.

When he tries to repeat it to Alejandro, it comes out as a mix of gibberish and a scottish accent. His personal translator has no idea was he was saying.

John left with still no idea what you were muttering about.

When he got back home and saw you on the couch reading a book he was expecting atleast a look but slightly hurt when you didn't acknowledge the fact he had just arrived.

" Hey, Love. " He called out to you, putting the car keys away. " Hey. " You mumbled quietly, not looking up from your book. John fiddled with his fingers nervously as he sat near you on the couch and looked at you with puppy eyes. You were completely focused on what you were reading. Whatever you were reading could not have been so interesting to not look at him. ' Shite.. ' He thought to himself, thinking of ways to make it upto you. " Hey, (Name). " John whispered, his eyes sad and soft. How could you be mad at that face? " What is it, Angel? " You asked, your demeanor changing as you instantly softened up. He crawled towards you and rest his head on your lap, looking up at you with his blue eyes. " Were ye mad at me? " He asked, looking up at you with lovesick eyes. " Yeah, still am. But your eyes are pretty so I decided to not be mad for right now. " You told him, cradling his head as you rubbed his mohawk back.

Kyle " Gaz " Garrick

Genuinely confused.

Tries to talk to you several times, but only being met with mhms, yeah, and sure.

I feel like Rudy taught alot of spanish to Kyle, but you talking quick and with your accent made the wires in his brain spark.

Follows you around like a puppy until you speak an actual sentence to him.

Makes a :I face whenever you death stare him.

" Darlin' please. " Kyle pleaded, his eyes begging along with his voice. You glanced at him and looked back at your lap as you got ready for bed. He has been getting the silent treatment for a solid 12 hours, but for him it felt like eternity. He felt like he was gonna explode if he didn't get a full sentence from you soon. He sighed loudly and sat on his side of the bed, looking disappointedly at the wall as he changed to his pajamas. After he was completely changed he laid on his side, facing the wall. Kyle suddenly felt arms wrapping around his waist with a forehead being pressed to his back. " I love you. " A quiet voice muttered, causing him to grin as he turned to face you. " I knew you couldn't last being mad at me. " He teased as he faced you, his brown eyes glistening. " Don't push your luck, Garrick. " You warned him, pulling him into a hug as you enjoyed his warmth as you fell asleep.

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hahskeleton · 2 months

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⚠️MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR TLAES/TSAMS SPOILERS!!!!!⚠️

Okay so WHATTTTTTTTT ECLIPSE GOT THERAPYYYYY!!!!

I know Moon made him go but I think it actually did him a little good! I’m being actually truthful, here, I think Eclipse really considered confessing a few things, but I also might be wrong. Eclipse could definitely still be putting up an act for all this but like he’s said in previous episodes, he never actually did anything he’s hated for doing. That was the previous copy of him, he’s just a replacement.

When he was asking about how Lunar was dealing with the whole *BOOM* thing and Earth was like, “We ain’t gonna talk ‘bout that” I’m honestly kinda glad. That would’ve probably flourished into a weird, long, argumentative conversation. On Eclipse’s part, tho, Earth’s pretty chill :)

When they were talking abt how Earth was coping with seeing Eclipse explode and Eclipse was like, “Yeah, how does that feel btw? Terrible? Scary?”

and then stuff happened and it led up to him saying, “You never know when your just going to go BOOM.” holy heck I should draw that. lmao I’ll probably be drawing a lot for this ep

also at the end when Moon fricking APOLOGIZED??? HUH??? Where was that hiding the whole time??? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy Moon finally said something to him, and damn it silenced Eclipse, too!

When he said, “You probably don’t want to hear it, but, I’m sorry for leaving you behind.” And eclipse DIDN’T SAY A SINGLE THING LIKE- holy moly man Eclipse I wish you actually took that relatively seriously. When that part came I was just-

ALSO when Moon said that specific line “I know you probably don’t wanna hear it, but,” we forget Sun has said the exact same thing to him before, except not him, it was Old Moon he said it to. In that episode, Sun said VERY DISTINCTLY, “I know you probably don’t wanna hear it, and I know I don’t say it often, but,”

This honestly probably means absolutely nothing, it’s just something I’m pointing it out—

Anything thing, when Eclipse first came in and Moon was like, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” he was talking like he went into a dentist’s office and his kid was misbehaving. Also Eclipse is a five year old at heart and you can’t change my mind. The way he walked in and just started insulting everything and throwing sh!t around was kinda funny to me.

Also, yeah, Earth noticed he was avoiding trying to talk about himself and his problems, and she was right he was definitely doing that. He would change the subject whenever Earth asked something remotely close to his feelings or his trauma.

I have a lot more to say but I don’t wanna make this post any other than it has to be so yeah… I’ll probably post another ramble and rant post today sometime to ramble about Eclipse and lore and stuff.

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buckychristwrites · 10 months

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Number 23- pretend to be my date with Jamie 🙌🏻

WAIT okay so i’m changing the whole prompt but same concept okay

23.) “Pretend to be my date.”

“Can we please leave?” Jamie whined, setting the empty beer bottle on the bar top. “Fuckin’ loud in here.”

“We just got here!” Sam exclaimed, shaking his head at his friend. “Give it time.”

Jamie glanced around the pub exhaustedly. He didn’t want to be there. He wanted to be at home, lying down. He had just found out about Keeley and Roy’s engagement, and though he was incredibly happy for them, it was also a reminder of how incredibly, pathetically alone he was.

“Hi,” A voice said from behind. Rolling his eyes, he turned to find you, hands behind your back and standing awkwardly.

Another fan, he thought to himself. Just what I need.

“Hi,” He sighed. You introduced yourself, in a way that made a furrow in his eyebrows.

Do you not know who I am? He wondered

“This is gonna sound weird but…” You started, glancing around before turning back to him. “Will you be my boyfriend for five minutes?”

He stared at you blankly before leaning his head towards you.

“What?”

Without answering, you linked your arm with his and tucked yourself into his side. Eyes not on him, he followed your line of sight to find you staring at Shandy, who looked appalled as she stormed over.

“Jamie!” She exclaimed, looking between the two of you. “How the fuck do you know each other?”

You looked at him with surprise, as if you didn’t expect Shandy to know him. He was staring at you with a similar look.

“We go to the same dentist,” You explained immediately.

“I didn’t know you dated footballers!” Shandy said in a tone that was trying to feign excitement while hiding the resentment. It didn’t fool anyone.

“Well you know…” You looked at him, eyes burning through his, as you brought a tender hand to his cheek, your fingertips brushing his skin. “With a face like this… who wouldn’t?”

Jamie could feel the blush in his cheeks. The contact wasn’t enough, now you were complimenting him? He couldn’t handle it.

As if you could read his mind, you turned and planted a peck to his unsuspecting lips. His heart was beating a thousand miles a minute, threatening to explode out of his chest.

“Well…” Shandy said, crossing her arms over her chest. A beat passed where she didn’t say anything else, until finally she stormed off again. You pulled away quickly as you brushed a piece of hair behind your ear.

“Sorry about that.” You shoved your hands in your pockets. “I knew her in school. Fucking cunt. She asked if I was seeing anyone. I panicked.” You let out a nervous laugh, and Jamie did the same. Glancing around, you sighed. “I’ll leave you alone though. Thanks for your assistance.” You gave him a shy smile before walking away.

He watched you go.

What just happened?

His feet pulled him forward after you.

And how do I make it happen again?

#jamie tartt #jamie tartt x reader #jamie tartt imagine #jamie tartt headcanon #jamie tartt fanfiction #anonymous #answered

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gay-dorito-dust · 1 year

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could you do a fiction where at the start Enid thought wednesday x fem yn were rly cute and affectionate but she's getting sick if this weelijg and them being all over each other every class lunch and after skwl

Enid adored you and Wednesday, very much. So when you admitted to her that you were finally dating; the werewolf almost brought all of Ophelia Hall down with just her screams alone because of how ecstatic she was that you finally gotten together after some not so subtle pining from either side. She had to fight back her squeals of adoration whenever she caught you hugging Wednesday from behind as she worked on her novel or when Wednesday would link pinkies with you whilst walking you back to your dorm just before curfew.

It was too sweet for Enid, she swore that the next time she visited a dentist -on behest of her own accord- they would have to construct her an entirely new set of teeth from how corrosively sweet your relationship was. However every person with a sweet tooth has a limitation on how much they can intake before growing sickly. For Enid, this came when you and Wednesday became overly affectionate no matter where you went.

When it began getting colder you and Wednesday decided to go to Weathervane for coffee but Enid also had the bright idea of going there also. So when she stepped into the only coffee shop in Jericho, she found the pair of you tucked away in a booth nearest to the window but far enough from prying eyes; Your head was resting on Wednesday’s shoulder and she had rested hers atop of yours as you people watch together. The affection you displayed was more of the subtle kind rather then the ‘in your face’ kind -which Enid appreciated greatly- but it was still affection being displayed.

The next time this happened was in botany class with Mrs ThornHill. Enid was sat with the likes of Yoko and Divina when she caught sight of Wednesday practically leaning over your shoulder as you copied down her notes, pointing out how you could word your sentences differently so that you wouldn’t get called in for detention. Again it wasn’t so blatant that everyone would catch onto but still! Wednesday never let her copy out of her notebook like ever so in Enid’s case, this was one of Wednesday’s ways of showing that she cared for you.

She couldn’t seem to bring herself to tear her eyes away as you gingerly pressed a quick kiss to the girls cheek in gratitude as you turned away to reconstruct your notes, not noticing the small smile that blossomed on Wednesday’s face before it returned to it’s neutrality. Enid almost had gotten in trouble that day had not it been for Yoko nudging her in the side once she took noticed that Mrs Thronhill was about to look in her friend’s direction. “What’s bugging you so much Enid?” The vampire asked once class was out. Enid sighed, flashing her friend a false smile, not wanting to drag her into her feelings of pettiness towards her friends happiness. “Nothing.”

Her breaking point was when she walked in on you and Wednesday cuddled up tightly on her bed, reading Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together in tandem. Wednesday was pressed up against the headboard whilst you were propped up against her chest, burying yourself into one of Wednesday’s sweaters that you’ve stolen ‘borrowed’. “This is my favourite part of the story. When Victor Frankenstein’s monster throws that little girl in the pond.” Wednesday told you as though you were watching the movie adaptation instead of reading it’s literary counterpart.

“It’s my favourite part too.” You whispered back, pressing a kiss to one of Wednesday’s hands that was hold the book in front of you both. That’s when Enid exploded. “Okay! We get it your both happy! Can you guys like not be all cutesy within my peripheral vision for FIVE SECONDS? I still have your coffee date engraved into my retinas!” You and Wednesday looked at the blonde before looking at each other to then looking back at Enid. “Why were you watching us in the first place?” Wednesday asked with hostility. “Do you lack common decorum now also?”

You calmed your girlfriend down by rubbing the skin of her arms with your hands as you addressed Enid. “All couples show affection for one another Enid, I’m sorry you feel that way but me and it shouldn’t come as a surprise that me and Wednesday would start displaying care for one another. It kinda comes with being in a relationship.” You shrugged before your gasped, causing Wednesday to drop the book and place her hands on your shoulders, worried. “Don’t you have that thing with Ajax right now?” You asked the werewolf who had completely forgotten all about her date with the Gorgon as her eyes widened in realisation.

“Oh crap baskets!” She cried as she rushed around the dorm but before she left she pointed at the pair of you with a pout. “This conversation isn’t over.”

#wednesday addams fanfic #Wednesday Addams fic #Wednesday Addams imagines #Wednesday Addams imagine #Wednesday Addams x you #Wednesday Addams x reader #Wednesday imagines #Wednesday imagine #Wednesday fic #Wednesday fanfic #Wednesday x reader #Wednesday x you

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reasonsmandy · 1 year

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If I let you love me

Eddie Roundtree x Fem! reader

✧.* requested by @thefemininemystiquee

✧.* summary — Dealing with feelings is never easy, even more so when it comes to love. And when Eddie finds himself head over heels in love with his best friend, he doesn't know how to handle it.

✧.* warnings — A little angst i must admit, but I promise in the end it all ends up alright.

✧.* word count — 2.3k

✧.* 🎸 — Eddie's masterlist

✧.* mandy's notes — I changed a few things in your ask to fit the idea I had, I hope you like it still... I wrote this one listening to this song, so if you want to read it while listening to it, I think it will be a cool experience. Hope you like it 🫶🏾

You knew Graham, Warren, Billy and Chuck by sight, you weren't that close to them growing up in Pittsburgh, despite it being a small town and most of you know each other you had never talked beyond a "good morning" here and there. But Eddie Roundtree was your best friend for as long as you could remember, you grew up together and did everything together, your friendship was always something your parents supported and even admired a lot.

So when he stopped talking to you it was a surprise to everyone, no one understood the reason for Roundtree's distancing and it broke your heart, you tried talking to him but everywhere you used to hang out he stopped going, and on your last attempt to talk to him at his house he made it pretty clear he wanted you far away.

You grew up with the anguish of not knowing what you had done to make him do this, you didn't know where it all went wrong, what made him so spiteful towards you. A while later you and Warren got closer, at school you talked from time to time and became really good friends, so because of him you knew what was going on with the band where your ex best friend played guitar.

Don't think Warren is some kind of gossip, quite the opposite, he just really liked talking about the band and how they were always improving. So when Chuck decided to leave the band to become a dentist you heard from Rojas, he shared with you the frustration it was to see Chuck give up like that.

"I can't understand Y/N" The drummer says, puffing on his cigarette, offering it to you afterwards. "Everything was going so well, Billy is sure that soon we will explode, and I trust him"

"And how are you going to play without a bassist?" You ask curiously, wondering if it would be a good idea to offer your services.

"Billy told Eddie to go to bass, but he hated the idea." Warren chuckles, remembering the blonde's face, you try to contain your expression of concern about Eddie. "Well, according to Billy it's temporary."

"You know, I can play bass…" You speak, getting the drummer's attention. "I'm a little rusty but if you have patience to teach me the songs…I can help you guys"

"For real?" Warren says with an excited smile on his face. "This would help a lot Y/N, really."

"Talk to them and tell me what they think of the idea, you have my number." You get up, saying goodbye.

Graham loved the idea, Warren was already thrilled with the thought of having you around and even Billy agreed that it would be a great way to not change what they had prepared for the presentation. For Eddie it seemed like the end of the world, he even agreed to play bass in Chuck's place so you wouldn't have to join the band, but as he was outvoted, soon you were with them rehearsing for the next presentation.

So after that performance you had become the official bassist of the Dunne brothers -name which you insisted they change but Billy never agreed- you thought that with time Eddie would know how to deal with your presence like a mature person, but everything became even worse.

Since you had moved to LA, living with him had become more and more difficult, he always made sure to make it clear that your presence didn't make him feel good.

"Could you sit somewhere else?" Roundtree says irritably, when you join him at the table.

"If my presence bothers you so much, why don't you go?" You say rolling your eyes, deep down hoping he wouldn't get up.

"You're a pain in the ass!" He gets up, heading to the room where he could eat "in peace".

You sigh as soon as he is no longer close, it was very frustrating to have to deal with this daily, even more with so many good memories of you together still alive in you. Upon noticing that you were clearly more discouraged, Camila approaches, sitting next to you at the table.

"What happened, my love?" She asks, reaching for one of your hands across the table trying to comfort you.

"I don't know what I did to make him hate me so much." You were distressed, and she seemed to notice it without you having to say it. "I thought that with time he would get used to me here, or that I wouldn't care anymore... But that's not exactly what's been happening."

"Eddie is a very closed person, well... He became like that over time" The photographer gets up going to get you a glass of water. "He never talked to me about any of this, but if it's something that bothers you I can talk to him, dove"

"I believe nothing will change his mind Cami, but thank you." You drink the glass she offers you, smiling when you finish. "I think the only way is to treat him the same way."

And that's what you started to do, if he came to take your peace in any way, you paid in the same coin. And even sometimes you started the discussion, but over time everything he did left you pissed, or maybe his absence as someone important was what frustrated you.

Eddie always had a hard time understanding love, and accepting it too. You were always a person who lit up the blonde's eyes, that person that if he was close he would know that everything would be fine, he felt good and safe with you. But as he grew up and understood what he felt for you, fear inhabited all these feelings, knowing that at any moment he could ruin all of this, or even be disappointed if you just decided to leave him.

He knew you didn't have something, but your connection was so strong, the feelings so intense that it scared him. Being close to you was the biggest temptation he had, because he always wanted you closer to him, the fear of rejection caused Roundtree to pull away and create this defense mechanism against you.

That night where you went looking for him at his house, he didn't know what to do. He watched you standing in the doorway moving your fingers indicating your nervousness, he didn't want to answer it, he didn't want to risk looking into your eyes and feeling it all over again, but before he even noticed you were looking at his bedroom window smiling, that smile he loved so much.

You waved at him, indicating you wanted to come in and talk, he could read your lips say "I'm sorry" and his heart sank when he saw you blaming yourself for something that wasn't your fault. But he didn't have the strength to see you, he couldn't handle you, you were too much and he didn't deserve this, so he closed his curtain, leaving you with no answer and a broken heart.

When Warren came up with the idea of you joining the band, he didn't know how to react. A part of him found the proximity between the two strange and that bothered him, but what spoke louder was the fear of having you that close again. So whenever he could, he stayed away from you, and when he couldn't, he did everything to keep you away.

But when you started treating him that way, he started to feel the impact of it all, and little by little it dawned on him. He had lost you.

Camila and Billy had a party to celebrate their new house, and you all had attended. It had been a few hours since you had returned to the house in Laurel Canyon, and though he tried to sleep Eddie couldn't quiet his thoughts.

He went to a more airy place, sitting in a chair watching the starlit sky. His feelings washed over him like a strong wave, he tried to return to the surface to focus on the fact that even with you there he could manage to forget everything you had lived through. But he floated through the memories he had with you, back to the place before he let you down and just for a moment nothing went wrong. He knew he couldn't forget you, he was sure he wasn't able to avoid the love he felt just by hearing your voice.

He knew it was out of his hands, and he started to panic. He knew that if he had let you love him, things could have been different. He tried to occupy his mind with anything, because if he stopped for a few minutes his mind would only think of you, he was in love with you and bitterly regretted leaving.

He cried as he felt his chest tighten.

You had woken up very thirsty, you probably had overindulged in drinking and even if you were sleepy you wouldn't be able to sleep if you didn't drink water now. Walking into the kitchen you hear a sob, you turn around scared as it was around three in the morning and you didn't expect to see anyone awake at that time.

You go towards the noise, taking one of the vases in the room as protection, you approach the balcony little by little, encountering Eddie sitting in a chair with his back to you, you sigh in relief turning around ready to go back to the kitchen when you hear a sound of crying coming from the blonde and even though your mind told you to ignore it and preserve yourself from receiving a bad answer, you couldn't just let him there alone crying. You couldn't.

You approach him, making noise so that he notices your presence there. When he noticed you there, he quickly wiped his tears, settling himself in the chair he was sitting in.

"I didn't know you were awake…" He says in a weak voice. "I'm sorry if I woke you up or"

"You didn't." You interrupt him, sitting down next to him. "I know I'm not the person you'd like to see right now, but do you want to talk?"

"I'm fine Y/N, no need to worry" he says reluctantly, trying to avoid looking at you.

"No you're not." You affirm, he looks at you with arched eyebrows. "Your nose twitches when you lie."

He smiles, he knew very well that you knew him better than anyone in that house.

"It's hard to move on... I can't do this with you so close to me!" He says, taking his gaze to the sky again.

"Move on from what?" You ask, curious at what he was revealing.

"From you." He says, as if it were obvious. Making your stomach feel butterflies. "No matter what I try to do, you'll always be a part of me. No matter how much I try."

"I don't understand." You say with a chuckle. "You wanted this, you wanted me away. Damn Eddie, you pushed me away."

"I know what I did." He says feeling a few more tears run down his cheek. "If I let you love me things could have been different, you have no idea what I would do to go back to the start."

You were shocked by those words, you never imagined that he missed you, that you impacted him in that way.

"Then why? Why did you push me away?" Seeing him cry was making you emotional too, all that frustration of losing your best friend without knowing why, coming back in a few words spoken.

"It may sound crazy but I was afraid of what this feeling could cause me if you left." He sighs, feeling dumb now that he's said it all out loud. "Saying it now I really sound crazy, I know it might not make any sense but I've never felt better than when I'm with you."

You watch him closely, waiting for him to continue.

"I didn't know how to handle it so I cut everything that tied me to you." He finally confesses, clarifying things so hidden for you.

"Do you know what is funny? I can always tell when you lie" You let out with a chuckle. "And every time you treated me badly, or said you hated me, I knew it was a lie. Because I know you like nobody else."

Eddie didn't know what to say, he only looks back at you when he feels your hand in his.

"You were such a jerk to me, and don't think I'm going to forget that anytime soon." You say, then look deep into his eyes. "But fuck Eddie! I can't ignore how I feel about you, I can't ignore this adrenaline rush I feel just being around you. And if you tell me that I'm not crazy, that you feel it too… I believe we can make it work."

"Do you think we can start over?" He smiles, almost disbelieving what was happening.

"Starting over? Don't give me that bullshit! You'll prove to me that I can trust you again." You say, eliciting a hearty laugh from him. "Just don't leave me in the dark again."

"Can I hug you?" He asks fearfully.

You get up opening your arms to receive him, he gets up and when you hug him it was as if those things that were so uncertain, so wrong, fell into place and everything was finally back to the right way, or at least heading towards it.

Warren Rojas: I didn't understand anything when I woke up the other day and the two were laughing and talking without killing each other. I remember thinking, "Fuck, I don't know what I used yesterday but it must have been strong" *laughing*

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chicgeekgirl89 · 17 days

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Chapter 2 is Here!

Tagging: @lemonlyman-dotcom and @kiwichaeng

T.K. stares directly into Paul’s eyes without blinking. His face is completely neutral, his body still. There’s no possible way—

“Got any eights?”

“Damn it Paul!” T.K. explodes, throwing a card down on the table that Paul sweeps up victoriously. “You have to be cheating!”

“Not cheating,” Paul says, a smug smile on his face. “Just very good at reading your tells.”

“I don’t have a tell!” T.K. gripes.

Paul places his eights on the table, spreading them out so everyone can see. “That’s what you think.”

“This game is not fun when you’re losing,” Mateo says sadly, looking at his hand, which is very full of cards.

“Marj, you got any fives?” Paul asks and she rolls her eyes as she hands them over. “Ooooh I am never doing dishes again!” he says happily.

Despite his annoyance at his teammate, there’s a spiral of happiness swirling through T.K. This feels normal. It feels good. The last year has been hell, but he finally feels like he can breathe again.

Leaving New York for Austin had sucked. In a lot of ways it still does. But he’s been going to meetings, going to therapy, and having the 126 at his back has helped a lot. The world still seems grey, but that’s an improvement over the black sucking hole his life had become after Alex rejected his proposal and sent him spiraling toward the grave.

Oddly enough, the thing that helped the most was getting shot. That had also sucked, but the way the team had rallied around him after has helped to sharpen the edges of the fuzzy world he’s been living in. They care. They love him. They’re family.

And now he’s finally back on active duty. He’d shown up last week to his first shift and found a banner and a cake and decorations all over his locker. For a moment the world had flickered into color again, just a flash of what life could be if he was, you know, happy. It had gone away as quickly as it had come, but it had given him just a tiny bit of hope. Like maybe things could be okay again. Maybe he could be okay again.

Paul has finally run out his turn and Marjan is trying to get Judd to give her nines that he obviously doesn’t have. T.K.’s phone buzzes in his pocket and he pulls it out, frowning at the unfamiliar number on the screen.

Random Number

[8:32pm] Hey, I had a good time the other night. Would love to hear more about that trip to Croatia sometime.

“Well that’s a face.” His dad’s voice cuts through the ribbing of the game as he joins them at the table, an espresso in hand. “What could possibly be in that text message that’s got you looking like that?”

“Some random person texted me the other day and they just did it again,” T.K. says. “Must be a wrong number.”

“You sure?” Mateo asks. “One time I thought I was getting random texts asking me on a date and I kept deleting them. Turns out it was my dentist reminding me of the date of my appointment. I missed it and they charged me like a hundred bucks.”

“Yikes probie,” Marjan says with a grimace, shuffling through her cards again.

“It’s not my dentist,” T.K. tells them.

“Just ignore ‘em,” Judd says. “No point in wasting your time wondering. Delete the text.”

“Or text back and ask who it is,” Paul says. “Could be a Nigerian prince who thinks you’re very beautiful and will give you many riches if you just send him a check for a thousand dollars first.”

“Shut up,” T.K. says with a roll of his eyes.

“Just text them back. They should know it’s a wrong number,” Owen says.

T.K. considers this then starts typing.

T.K.

[8:34pm] Who is this?

Random Number

[8:37pm] Carlos. From the bar. We kissed, remember?

Carlos? T.K.’s mind goes completely blank. He’s not sure he’s ever met anyone named Carlos in his entire life. And he definitely hasn’t been kissing guys in bars lately. Things have been…incredibly dry in that department. Getting shot sort of sucks the libido right out of you and so far he hasn’t had the energy to try and find his dating mojo again.

He frowns and types back.

T.K.

[8:38pm] I don’t remember kissing anybody at a bar recently…

“T.K., your turn,” Judd prompts him.

“Sorry,” T.K. says, watching distractedly as three bubbles pop up on his screen and then looks hurriedly at his cards. “Marj, any aces?”

“Go fish.”

He grabs a card from the pile and adds it to his hand then glances back down at his phone. Holy hell.

Whoever this Carlos guy is, he’s sent a selfie and he’s hot as fuck. T.K.’s eyes take in dark, wild curls and a set of broad, muscled shoulders. Below that is a six pack worthy of an Oscar that tapers to a cut V along this guy’s hips, disappearing into his low slung shorts. His pecs are so defined they look photoshopped. He’s gorgeous. T.K. has never seen anyone like him.

“Whoa.”

T.K. startles when he realizes Marjan is leaning over his shoulder so she can stare at his phone. “Who is that?” she asks, nearly as awed as he is.

“The guy that’s been texting me,” T.K. says, trying to cool the blush that’s heating up his face. He’s not even sure why he’s blushing. It’s just a picture.

“Ooh lemme see!” Mateo gets up in a flurry of cards.

“Hey! Aw hell,” Judd says, throwing his hand down, the game now ruined.

“Damn. That guy is BUILT,” Mateo says. “Text him and ask him what his workout routine is.”

“Better yet, text him back and ask him out,” Paul says, crowding in behind T.K.’s chair.

“I’m not going to ask him out,” T.K. says, pushing the words past his throat and wishing he’d chosen somewhere more private for this. “I’ll just tell him I’m not whoever he thinks I am.”

“Are you crazy?” Marjan asks, shoving his shoulder. “Who cares if he thinks you’re someone else? That man is gorgeous. If you don’t do something about it, you’re stupid.”

“I agree,” Paul says.

“Me too!” Mateo pipes up.

“Do I get a vote?” Judd asks.

“Well apparently everybody else does, so why not?” T.K. huffs.

“I vote we get back to this game and stop gawking over some guy’s picture.”

“I believe the kids call it a ‘thirst trap’,” Owen says, joining the throng and peering down at T.K.’s phone. “It’s mean to attract potential sexual partners by increasing desire.”

“Okay thanks Dad,” T.K. says, pushing his chair back and forcing them all to scatter. “I think I’ll handle this on my own.”

They all protest as he heads to the bunk room, but he ignores them, grateful when the door closes and there’s nothing but quiet.

He sinks down onto his bed and studies the text again, pulling the photo up and zooming in a little, his eyes drinking in perfect bronze skin and muscles. God. Whoever this Carlos thinks he’s texting is extremely lucky. T.K. reluctantly texts back.

T.K.

[8:49pm] Hey, sorry, I really have no idea who you are.

Hot Guy Carlos

[8:50pm] This isn’t Deacon?

Deacon? T.K. snorts. What a pretentious asshole name. Then again, Tyler Kennedy isn’t exactly your standard Kyle or Chris either. But good to know Carlos is as gay as he looks.

T.K.

[8:51pm] Nope. I’m T.K.

He sends a selfie for good measure. One where he knows he looks hot. He’s wearing his AFD t-shirt and his eyes are doing that flirty sparkle thing he uses to drive men crazy. Because if Carlos is going to start texting the real Deacon instead, T.K. would at least like him to know what he’s missing.

Three little dots pop up and second later a text comes through.

Hot Guy Carlos

[8:53pm] Oh my god. I’m so sorry.

T.K.

[8:53pm] No worries.

And that’s the end of it. Right? Because when a random person texts you and you graciously explain that they have the wrong number, you don’t continue to text. No matter how breathtaking they are.

T.K. pulls up the photo again and his heart clenches in his chest. Everything around him seems grey, but this photo is stunning technicolor.

He saves it to his camera roll.

#Tarlos #Thirst Trap Thursday #911lsfic #Tarlos Fic

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ssavinggrace · 10 months

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incorrect quotes but it's only Thalia

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like thalia* thalia: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

thalia: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

thalia:no problemo!

thalia, internally: But it was all problemo.

thalia: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other. *later, in a barfight*

thalia: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

thalia: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

thalia: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* thalia: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

thalia: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

thalia: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. thalia: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". thalia: And I actually laughed out loud.

thalia: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

the seven:

thalia: No you’re not, thalia! We still love you, thalia!

thalia: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

thalia: All of your existences are confusing. .The Seven: How so? .thalia: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

thalia: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

thalia: Yeah I'm LGBT. cuLt leader. Gods hate me personally. cowBoy hat. *sniffles* Trying my best.

thalia, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

thalia: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths. Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

thalia: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! thalia, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

thalia: get in loser! we're committing vehicular manslaughter!!

thalia: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

thalia: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

#pjo #hoo #toa #thalia grace #tsats #heros of olympus #jason grace #piper mclean #annabeth chase #percy jackson #toa incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hoo incorrect quotes #hunters of artemis

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seat-safety-switch · 2 years

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Sometimes, I like to drive a cheap, shitty minivan. This is because I like to be smug whenever I visit Ikea. There, I swallow eight hundred bucks of compressed particle-board without worrying about how much my trunk will hold. On the way out, I like to toot the one working horn at the dude struggling to win a game of Interior Trim Jenga inside his brand-new Audi Q5, because his wife wanted a lamp that was slightly too round.

When I tell you that this van is shitty, I’m not trying to downplay it out of any sense of humility, because I have none left. Literally no sane human being on Planet Earth would sign up to be placed in this glorified suicide booth, much less be expected to maintain it. Of all the vehicles available to me – and there are many – this is the one I have decided to take to the Swedish battlegrounds. Please allow me to expound on some of its more critical faults.

Do you like warning lights? This thing has an alphabet soup of them, although I know it will never, ever flicker the dreaded “low oil pressure” genie lamp. Why? Because the bulb burned out about 140,000 kilometers ago. Bad sensor or something, surely not related to the fact that it occasionally needs four one-litre bottles of top-up oil between trips to the gas station.

The transmission in this thing is so far past its prime, that I won’t stop for red lights outside the retirement home. When you’re on the throttle, approaching third gear, it shifts about as eagerly as kids going to the dentist. The transition from first to second? Rough. Third to fourth? Super smooth. To keep that transmission from exploding, I like to give it what it wants, which is daring, high-speed runs on the highway. What are the cops gonna do, call out an APB on a thirty year old Honda minivan? None of them will ever admit that their fancy twin-turbo police interceptors can’t keep pace with a guy whose engine is best described as “noisy.”

Still, I love my van. It’s surprisingly easy to park, not least because people are afraid to park next to it. And when I’m done with it, I can sell it to a bunch of hipsters, who will turn it into an expensive novelty Airbnb. It’s already got enough furniture inside to qualify as a hotel room.

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mechanicalriddle · 3 months

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The score:

-tooth explodes one day

-dentist gets me in for emergency visit. drills, temp crowns tooth. tells me i am very lucky because the fracture was just far enough away to save the nerve. tells me to come back in a few weeks to get the permanent crown

FAST FORWARD A FEW WEEKS

-i arrive for my crown. the dentists office has... "misplaced" it. it's my old dentist's last day and he decides to just not even show up. they pass me off to their backup dentist

-backup dentist... decides he doesn't like the way my tooth looks and sets me down for another ~2hr session of tooth drilling and his own impressions. i say fine. whatever

FAST FORWARD THREE DAYS

-tooth hurts. go in for another emergency checkup. Now i need a root canal

-after the first dentist told me id just barely avoided needing a root canal. and a second dentist filed it down even further

-hmm!

-i book for the root canal two weeks out. Dentists office says i can get one sooner if i call another office in town and get it transferred, takes my appt off the books

-turns out the office in town isnt covered and it will be 1800 dollars. i say fuck that, call up my actual dentists office

-root canal appointments are now booking one month out

-i say 'fuck that' again and try calling insurance. insurance says 'go here we'll cover it'

-i waste an entire morning of sick leave and take the 2hr round trip down there

-i get there. talk to desk staff

-they won't cover it

-call my dentists office AGAIN, tell them "HEY i notice you havent FILED the EXCEPTION i NEED to be COVERED at another DENTISTS OFFICE"

-dentists office: "thatll be a week to process sorry :grimace:"

-dentist at the office i have just been turned away from: they told you a week? it takes 20mins to file an exception

YOU ARE NOW HERE (YOU WILL HAVE HAD A TOOTH INFECTION FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU FINALLY RECEIVE THE DENTAL TREATMENT YOU NEED PROBABLY MAYBE)

#i just think we should ummm 'do something' to all insurance execs in the world. i wont say exactly what. it involves a brick

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andteambabies · 1 year

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can you do soft &team headcannons <3

anything is ok <3 thank you

Of course! I’ll try to make more! I just need more time to write! I have hard time trying to keep up with other tumblr accounts too!😅 Anyway this one is for you🫶🏻💞

♡𝐻𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒💗

🌺 🌺

🌸 🌸

💕K/KEI💕

• you two met in a park that is next to your apartment.

• He was studying to be a doctor and you to be a dentist.

• You walk your puppy every morning around the park.

• One day your puppy starts to run and bark in one direction making you follow her since you holding onto her leash.

• Then your puppy stopped in front of a man that was bending down with a dog treat in his hand. You notice he also has a tiny puppy on his side.

• Then he looks up at you and stands up.

• He bows. "Hi, I'm Kei," You couldn't help to stare at him for a long time. You swear you fell in love with this stranger.

• "hello, I'm YN, and by the way, those are my dog's favorite treat," you grin at him as he smiles widely at you. "My dog's too..." he pets his puppy.

• His eyes and your eyes are glued to each other.

💞FUMA💞

• "Hey, Yuma! Come over here! I have to introduce you to my sister!" The guy said pulling Fuma towards the table where you were sitting with your cousins.

• "Hey YN, meet my best friend Fuma! He is studying for a lawyer!" Your brother said standing beside the tall handsome man.

• "wow he looks like an actor, he is so handsome and a lawyer!"You thought soon bowing at him.

• " Wow, a lawyer! A handsome lawyer~" you complimented as the man named Fuma grinned sheepishly and blush at your words. "Thank you," he said timidly scratching his other forearm.

• "she's so pretty...I never thought his sister would be this beautiful " Yuma thought as his eyes look deeper into your eyes.

• You also did not take your eyes off him for the entire night.

• and neither did he.

💓NICHOLAS💓

• His a tattoo artist.

• And you are his favorite customer.

• You won't come to the tattoo place if Nicho isn't there. Besides him being a professional at his job, he knows how to have a good and fun conversation with you so he can distract you from the pain.

• Also you like him a lot! But he does not know! Right...?

• "here she comes, my favorite beautiful and sexy customer," he thinks to himself and smirks as he goes back to organize his room.

• Yes. You two met in the tattoo shop.

💗EJ/EUIJOO💗

• He works at the coffee shop as his afternoon part-time job and has plenty of experience.

• You are a new associate and he is going to train you on your first day.

• Once you walk inside the store, a tall boy waves at you from the register with a sweet and beautiful grin. "Hey, YN! I'm Euijoo, and I'll be training you, any questions?" He raises his eyebrows.

• You couldn't speak due to his beauty that hypnotized you. So you nod.

• "she's attractive and seems nice...I'm sure we'll be good friends" He thought as he immediately like you on day one.

🌸🌸🌸

💖YUMA💖

• He taps on your shoulder and you turn around.

• Once, eyes lock with each other, everything around you two turns pink, and tiny sparkling hearts burst into the air.

• "Is this love at first sight?" Both of you thought.

• " u-uh, can I also get a copy?" He asked trying to avoid your eyes acting awkwardly.

• You gulped down your throat. "Y-yeah! Of course!" You give him a copy of the school's form. You look at his hand and not into his eyes.

• once he walks away, you feel your heart at peace again. "Wow, his cute!" You mumbled to yourself.

• " I think I like her..." he whispered to himself as he walks back to his friends.

💖JO💖

• You were at the convenience store buying ramen.

• You weren't not paying attention as you pass by the refrigerators and you bump into a tall kid.

• He turns around to look at you and you swear that your heart wanted to explode. "He is so cute...." You thought.

• "Is he even real? He looks like he just came out from an anime show"

• He looks away from you awkwardly and walks off. "I know her, I think she's in my class, the one that always sits in the back...wow, I've never seen her face. She's cute...WAIT! Do I think she's cute!?" He panics and immediately leaves the store. Meanwhile, you just stand there in love as if you were hypnotized by him.

💘HARUA💘

• You were getting bullied and he was watching everything.

• He always knew what was going on with you. He would see it every day in the cafeteria. Nobody would dare to stand up for you.

• He felt bad seeing one kid suffer while the others watch but never help so if he wants to see a difference he thought he should be the first one to do it.

• "Oi!" He yelled at the girls and boys bullying you. "Leave her alone!" He said as he grab your hand and pull you from all of them.

• Once the two of you were in a safe place alone both of you look at each other's faces. KABOOM! LOVE!

• "HOW DARE THEY BULLY THIS PRETTY ANGEL!" Harua thought.

• "He looks like a prince...my hero..." you thought.

• " I'm Harua," he smiled sweetly at you. " I have a video of them hurting you, and we are going to tell the principal, just stay by my side we'll protect you" he pats your head.

💝TAKI💝

• You two met outside of your two-story house.

• You were in front of the window of your room, playing with your cat.

• He was walking by but stop to tie his shoelaces.

• You went to do something else and your cat was sitting above the window, with a small slip, he fell off your window.

• You only heard a "meow!" you panic and screamed in fear.

• You run towards the window and see a boy holding your cat. " I catch her!" The young boy smiles happily. You run down and outside to get your kitty. "Thank you so much! Thank you! Thank you! You saved her!" You grab your car and kiss her head.

• " What's your name?" You ask the boy, thinking he's cute.

• He scratches the back of his head. "Taki! And yours?" He asked feeling curious if you.

• "I'm YN, I need to pay you back for saving her life, she's important to me, anything you need, knock on my door!" You wink and left the boy blushing.

🌺MAKI🌸

• You are his new neighbor.

• You are a new student at the school.

• He knocks on your door with his mom beside him. Food on his hands.

• You open the door, and your eyes look at the woman and then at the young boy beside her. "Isn't that Maki?"

• "Hi! We want to welcome you and your family to this beautiful neighborhood with our good and kind people," the woman said sweetly. "Yeah and we made food for you guys!" Maki smile. "His smile is so pretty..." You thought.

• " thank you! Come in!" You open the door widely for them to walk inside. Your eyes are on Maki as walk in. " let's be good friends" he winks at you and proceeds to walk.

• You fell in love with him again.

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bbseungiee · 2 years

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abo jikook smut drabble 🔞 Jeongguk has his hands full trying to keep his pregnant mate happy, but he wouldn’t trade it for anything.

or: Jimin demands Jeongguk bring him what he’s craving, he’s carrying their pup after all- but sometimes, he wants a little more.

Jeongguk loves his mate, he really does. He loves joining him in bed, tangling their legs together, stroking the soft swell of his belly, feeling their pup kick. He wanted nothing more than to spend all his time surrounded by Jimin’s sweet vanilla scent, listening to his little rambles and squeaky giggles. The pregnancy had him absolutely whipped for his mate, turning him into a knot-headed alpha eager to please.

What he didn’t love, however, was that Jimin’s cravings had intensified around the 19th week, before absolutely exploding in the 20th week. He’s been sent off to obscure food stalls and restaurants at all hours, forced to bring his mate exactly what he wanted or he’d have a crying, emotional omega on his hands.

He wouldn’t trade it for anything else, even if he was losing sleep and hair over the ordeal.

The way Jimin’s eyes would light up in happiness and pure joy was the only thing that brought him satisfaction right now, knowing that he was supporting his mate and making the pregnancy easier on him. That and all the massages he’d given Jimin over the past few days, kneading out the knots and tension.

Opening the front door to their apartment, he lets it slam shut behind him, calling out to Jimin, “baby, where are you? I got what you wanted!”

There’s a happy squeal before he hears the patter of socked feet. His eyes rake over Jimin’s exposed stomach, his sweater pulled up and over his bump without him noticing, too occupied with holding a hand on his soft skin.

“You got my tteokbokki?” Jimin’s smiling, all teeth and there’s a pink flush to his face. He comes closer, holding out in his hands. “Extra spicy?”

“Not spicy,” Jeongguk retorts, unable to help the smile spreading across his own face at he looks at Jimin. “You know it hurts your throat.”

Jimin’s smile drops, turning into a disappointed little pout that has Jeongguk regretting all of his life decisions. Plus the fact that he didn’t pick the extra-spicy option. Oh, also that it was 3 in the morning and the only open stall had been miles away.

“B-but-”

“I’ll feed you,” Jeongguk interrupts, holding up the bag and shaking it. “Will that make you happy?”

It does make Jimin happy.

The omega curls up to his side, both of them resting on the couch as Jeongguk holds up pieces of the rice cakes to his mouth, cooing at him and saying, ‘aaaaah’. He watches as Jimin chews, eyes creased into crescent moons, hair falling over his forehead as he bobs his head around in excitement.

“How’s the pup?” He asks, softly, other hand reaching for the bump, large hand rubbing circles into the skin.

“Pup’s okay,” Jimin replies between mouthfuls, placing a hand over Jeongguk’s, his vanilla scent strong and heavy. “Keeps kickin’ though, I just wanna sleep.”

Jeongguk laughs softly, pressing more tteokbokki against his plush lips. “I’ll tell pup off, yeah? No hurting mama.”

♡

Jeongguk looks down at the plate of cookies that Jimin had refused, glaring at the baked treats, wishing they would disappear. They made Jimin cry.

He’d presented them to Jimin, having baked them himself even! He’d done so well. Or so he’d thought. Until Jimin had started crying and saying: “There’s cinnamon! I don’t want it!”

And then he’d collapsed back into bed, snuffling at the pillows and their combined scent of… vanilla and cinnamon.

Jeongguk wanted to bash his head against the kitchen wall and scream.

♡

The pregnant omega was obsessed with lollies, opening bags upon bags of the sweet snacks and shoving them into his awaiting mouth. All Jeongguk could think about was the incoming dentist visit.

But still, he smiles and provides packets of lollies for the omega to munch on while curled up in his nest, cooing at his belly and sometimes tentatively offering Jeongguk a candy or two.

His cravings were ever-changing and Jeongguk was having a hard time keeping up with them. Jimin had hissed at him the other day, when he’d offered to get him some pizza. Jeongguk couldn’t believe he was hissed at by his own mate, over fucking pizza.

“Do you want anything else?” He asks, nervously, as he hands Jimin another packet of sweets, worried that the omega was about to start crying and claim he wanted something else instead.

A sigh of relief was welcomed when Jimin took it from him, chirping out a happy thank you and instantly digging into the lollies.

He offers one to Jeongguk, who declines for the sake of his teeth.

♡

The mated pair were rolling around on the couch together, snuggling up and settling down to watch a movie, on Jimin’s request.

Jeongguk rests a hand on Jimin’s belly, still in disbelief that the pup was real and they would be meeting them soon. They’d always wanted a family, and now it was actually happening.

“Alpha,” Jimin mumbles, shoving his face into the crook of Jeongguk’s neck.

Jeongguk freezes. If it was a craving, he was going to start crying. All he wanted to do was relax with his mate and maybe kiss him stupid.

“Yes, baby?” He replies, trying to make his smile not look like a grimace.

Jimin’s grinning coyly up at him, eyes half-lidded as he shifts around on the couch slightly, exposing more of his belly and soft skin. He reaches down to stroke his fingers against the swell.

“I want something,” he begins, fluttering his eyelashes.

“And that something is?”

Jimin suddenly sits up, well, as fast as he can with his belly, and swats at Jeongguk to sit up straight. The alpha complies, naturally, and is pleasantly confused as he watches Jimin shift around so that he’s kneeling next to him.

“Your dick, duh,” Jimin says, as if it were simple.

Jeongguk really was going to cry.

But he’d never pass down the chance to have his mate’s pillow-like lips on him, all spit slick and shiny. His small, pink tongue licking up his length, before taking the head into his mouth and drooling all over his cock.

He spreads his legs wide, pushing down his grey sweatpants and grinning at Jimin. His cinnamon scent was heavy in the air, tinged with arousal and need. Jeongguk nods towards his cock, the thick length beginning to harden.

“Come oh then baby, work for it, yeah?”

Jimin gently holds onto Jeongguk’s knees as he makes to slide off the couch, slowly and cautiously due to his belly. The omega kneels in front of Jeongguk, holding onto his thighs as he stares intently at his cock.

He leans forward, belly brushing the couch as he licks at his own lips, before sticking out his tongue and running it up his length. It’s red and swollen, heavy against his mouth and hardening as he alternates between sucking at the top, digging his tongue into the slit and covering the width of it with spit.

Jeongguk groans above him, breathless and gasping as he watches his mate practically worship his cock.

“Good boy,” he croons, resting a hand against the side of Jimin’s face, smiling down at him, eyebrows furrowed.

Jimin whimpers around the length as he sinks his mouth down, taking as much in as he can, nose brushing the neat pubic hair.

His vanilla scent screams happy, aroused omega and Jeongguk wasn’t sure he was going to last very long, not with the way Jimin begins moaning as he snakes a hand into his little yellow shorts, wrapping his fingers around his tiny omegan cock.

Fucking Jimin was always an otherworldly experience, the omega able to pleasure him so perfectly, knowing his sensitive spots and what makes him tick.

The omega continues to suck his length, hollowing his cheeks and sliding his slick lips up, and down.up, and down. He thumbs at the head of his cocklet, using his precum to ease the glide, moaning, the vibrations going right into Jeongguk’s stomach.

The omega didn’t last long, of course, and he pulled off the cock with a gasping moan, loud and wanton, spilling over into his own palm. He stares up at Jeongguk, all wide-eyed and pleading.

“F-fuck, baby,” Jeongguk hisses, hips jerking up, Jimin whining as he’s jostled. “So close, please.”

Jimin licks his lips again before suckling at the tip of his cock, as if trying to milk him, eager for cum.

Jeongguk pushes his hips upwards, jerking his cock further into Jimin’s mouth and the omega gags around him. Groaning, he holds tighter onto Jimin’s face, thumb caressing his temple. “That’s it, baby, alpha’s so proud- ah- gonna c-come.”

Jimin uses his cum-covered hand, the omegan fluid clear and sticky, to paw at the base of Jeongguk’s cock, trying to coax the alpha to hurry up and cum in his mouth.

With a deep grunt, and a firm grip on his face and hair, Jeongguk thrusts his hips upwards once more. He spills into Jimin’s mouth, his mate eagerly swallowing the salty fluid. He leans back, watching it roll down the length, before flattening his tongue and licking it up, cleaning his cock.

He looks back at Jeongguk, a satisfied flint in his eyes as he opens his mouth and lolls out his tongue, showing his mate he swallowed it all.

“Thank you alpha,” he purrs, licking at the hand covered in a mix of his and Jeongguk’s cum.

Jeongguk loves his mate, he really does, even if he had been a handful with the pup.

He drags Jimin back onto the couch, placing him on his lap and pulling their pants back into place so they can cuddle and lavish each other in attention.

Jimin nuzzles into his neck, tongue poking out to swipe at his mating mark and scent gland.

“You’re welcome,” the alpha finally says.

“Can I have ice cream now?”

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hersweetrevenge · 9 months

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3 movies, 3 books and 3 songs that changed my life (or that i love)

@slutforstabbings keeps giving me the impossible task of self-reflection lol. i tried to do a similar eras system (child, teen, young adult), but it's not perfect. watch me defend my choices below the cut ✌

i will pass the torch, without any pressure, to my beloved @solivagant-muse 💗 (and anyone else who feels like doing it, of course !!)

films

scooby doo and the witches ghost (1999): one of the movies i had on vhs as a kid. the first appearance of the hex girls? of course it changed the trajectory of my life. every single day i think about how cute it was that luna's dad ( a dentist) made fang implants for the hex girls to wear.

natural born killers (1994): i was an edgy teenager. i love the cinematography and the editing and how meta it is and the fucked up romance. and it was one of the films that made me want to study film, so i guess i should send my university bill to oliver stone?

halloween ends (2022): is anyone surprised? anyone at all? i've had other films i've loved in adulthood (looking at you, house of wax), but i've never become to instantly obsessed as i did with ends. i've never developed so many hcs and aus and possibilities for one thing. do i really have to defend this one? just look at my blog lol.

books

withering tights (the misadventures of tallulah casey) by louise rennison: there were so many books i loved as a kid, but this is one i come back to even now. it's about friendship, finding your passions, having a silly teenage romance. i'm glad my tweenie self read this book.

the secret history by donna tartt: another teenage cliché. i was actually recommended this book by my own classics teacher in college. i've re-read this book at least 5 times i think? i love it, it's passionate and dark and funny. you fall exactly into the trap that richard does in romanticising these dysfunctional people. no one can change my mind.

the wasp factory by iain banks: do you wanna read something fucked up? then read the wasp factory. i think about this book a lot, just because some of the images were just so weird and disturbing and visceral. it's blunt and brash and has no frills at all. it'll make you feel weird and i heavily advise reading some content warnings beforehand, but it is an experience.

songs:

the tide is high by blondie: the first song i ever remember liking. when i was a kid my dad would drive me to school and ask what i wanted to listen to on the radio and i would ask for this song (and surprisingly it actually was on the radio a lot in the early 00s?).

maya the psychic by gerard way: this song reminds me of a bright grey day in march with a cold breeze and a new found will to live.

respite on the spitalfields by ghost: my favourite song from the first ghost album i ever listen to (recommended by a friend). respite (the final track) literally makes me feel like my heart is going to explode, and the way the last riff merges back into imperium (the first track)? obsessed. i fell asleep to this album so many times at university, so respite was really the soundtrack to my slumber.

#we can ignore how all of my (non existent) graphic design skills went out the window --#-- when asked to make nine images the same size and formatted evenly lol #i've had to miss out so many of my favourite things because although i love them they might not have been a foundational moment for me #i'm sorry mcr you just didnt make the cut !!#maya the psychic has a lot of lore for me. but you get the cryptic version.#my beloved friend riri (@eggsandbeer go follow her she knows what shes talking about) introduced me to ghost and i owe her my life lol #when i say read the content warnings for wasp factory. i mean it.#does this explain a lot about me??

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can-of-pringles · 11 days

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Playing With Fire - Chapter 3

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: Canon typical violence, explosions, some angst obviously

Word Count: 1k

Summary: Ronan shows up and everything goes as you'd expect.

Note: I was brave at the dentist so as a treat you already get another chapter. Also sorry for the Gamora gif.