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#save

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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Not gonna say it again

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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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#I avoided flunking out by probably like a matter of days

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

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A hawk with an arrow pierced through its body.

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#jesus christ. goals

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horror sub-genres: campy

#to watch

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

#learning this

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#🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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Gasp

The grand ambitions of NEOM, the futuristic city-building initiative launched in 2017 by Saudi Arabia’s crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman, are being dramatically tempered. On April 5, Bloomberg reported that the first phase of The Line, a 106-mile-long “linear city” stretching inland from the Red Sea’s coast, will be just 1.5 miles long by its expected completion date of 2030.

No waayyyyy

#HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass: