#OK BUT LISTEN UP

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

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IM BACK HOES

#OH MY GOD #IDK WHAT TO SAY #IM NOT DEAD #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #OK SO HERE'S THE SITUATION #... #there is no situation ngl #i just kinda “wooshed” into non existence #abandoned the internet and uh #yeah #:D #OK BUT LISTEN UP #IM KIND OF SHY BC IM LOOKING THRU MY DRAFTS AND MY OLD POSTS AND I HAD SO MANY WONDERFUL MOOTS #AND WHY DO I HAVE 338 FOLLOWERS #I WAS LITERALLY DEAD #GUYS IM AFRAID TO POST ALL THE DRAFTS IVE JUST DISCOVERED BC SOME ARE TAG GAMES AND IDEK IF YALL REMEMBER ME #SOB #anyways prepare yourselves for responses to things that are literally 2 years old #IM USING BUNNY HAT TACHIHARA TO MAKE YALL FORGIVE ME PLS #IM SO SORRY #I JUST WANT TO SAY THREE THINGS #1 I AM SO SORRY I DIED LIKE THAT #2 PLS DO NOT HESITATE TO DM OR MSG ME ABT LITERALLY ANYTHING I WILL RESPOND I PROMISE IM BACK DARLINGS #3 ummmm what kind of content am i supposed to be making on this thing #I WILL FINISH AND POST THAT PART 2 SADISM ANALYSIS IF ANYONE REMEMBERS IT??? #lol it's not like it was 2 years in the making or smth #ALSO I JUST BINGED EVERY CHAPTER I MISSED AND WATCHED ALL OF S4 THERE'S S5 NOW??? WHAT??? WHAT HAS OCCURED BRO #PLS SOMEONE INTERACT I FEEL BAD #i will dump a bunch of incorrect quotes and tag the ones that already exist for yall as an apology 🛐🛐🛐 #NAYWAYS HOES IM BACK

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Something I think about a lot is how Rick Riordan very rarely uses "girlfriend/boyfriend" to refer to Percy and Annabeth within their perspectives. They're so intertwined, even Annabeth says in hoh that the word boyfriend isn't strong enough, because Percy was a part of her. They are a singular soul, too wrapped around each others' fates that regular labels are far too weak for them. But, Rick Riordan uses "boyfriend" a lot in Nico and Wills perspectives, not because they love each other less than percabeth, but to show how much the word means to them. Nico uses it any chance he gets- "his boyfriend," "he actually had a boyfriend," because Nico has never been able to say that before. Their struggle with their queer identities mixed with Nico's catholic guilt and chronic everyone-hates-me disease makes the fact that he has someone to call his actual boyfriend so much more important to his character development.

#yeah ik I'm solangelo posting again listen tsats is fucking me up ok #please god don't take this as me saying will is only important when he's in love w nico he's his own character #and I just read a bit from hoh #rick riordan #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #tsats #the sun and the star #house of hades #chaotic's posts

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[crabussy]

hey I went to Bad At It island and everyone you know was there. yeah turns out you just see the version of them they put forwards in order to not disappoint and in actuality everyone is just trying their best which doesn't always mean succeeding. yeah you were there as well but it's ok because you're surrounded by your friends and loved ones and if you take a moment you'll realise we are all flawed by nature but we are all full of love for one another and that matters more than any skill or success or achievement.

#listen to my gibberish boy #silly post format but this is something I need to realise more #and I think that might be true for others as well so ((: #BE BAD AT IT AND BE FULL OF LOVE AND KISS YOUR FRIENDS AND FUCK UP PROJECTS IT WILL ALL BE OK IN THE END!!!!!

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.

Bruce: Jason what are you doing?

Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son

Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D

Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.

Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though

This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO

I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.

Robin!Jason era:

Dick: You wanna go out and get high?

Jason: I can't, I have homework.

Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?

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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing

Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.

Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.

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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-

Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch

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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss of Bruce-

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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce

Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics

Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK

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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure

Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??

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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago

Dick, sweating: Well-

Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?

#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero #Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha- #Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!? #Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE- #ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that #imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #robin!jason #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #bruce wayne #batman #dc #incorrect quotes #crack #fanatical asks #fanatical posting

[parisoonic]

pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)

#team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #im british ok drawing people drinking is part of my hierarchy of needs #i had to draw so many casual outfits so it didn't look like a singular pubcrawl #these are all unrelated doodles i collected together but #i wanted it to sort of look like heavy is warming up to medic over time and medic is learning to shut up and listen #trying to expand my mental library of hands and holding glasses by drawing them a lot sigh #some of these hands are terrible so back to the drawing board (har har) until i get them right #one day i'll draw these characters consistantly

[lesbiamano]

FINEEE i'll draw your stupid greek mythology people

#epic the musical #the odyssey #odysseus #penelope #telemachus #circe #telegonus #hermes #aeolus #ok... listen.... #i finished listened to all the current sagas in one go and kinda went crazy and had to draw a few characters #the designs aren't specifically based on their singers #i just wanted to have a crack at designing them for myself #also I KNOW telegonus isn't in the musical (yet?) but i wanted to draw him w circe #like i drew telemachus with penelope #was supposed to draw athena along w this batch but her design refused to look good so i gave up #apologies #listen to just a man #epic the troy saga #epic the cyclops saga #epic the ocean saga #epic the circe saga #greek mythology

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #beloveds!!!! #i saw the newest dw trailer on tv today!!! #i need the new episodes now!!! #oh and i've gotten back into catching up on my big finish audios #i'm listening to the newest classic doctors new monsters set #it's been very fun #oh also i got a new student today #and his mom was a bit worried about how he'd be on his first day at a new school #but he saw my lanyard during carpet time and was like 'is that raichu?' #and all of my other kids were like 'LOOK AT ALL HER OTHER POKEMON THINGS' and he was very happy #and i was like bro you are going to fit right in #ok i haven't talked in the tags about my day in a long while hahaha #byeee good night tumblr friends!!

[hinamie]

it's an icarian curse

p2

#my art #jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #jjk fanart #not me being like ohhhh nooooo i cant draw jjk unu #only to have the sL*TTIEST GOJO CRAWL HIS WAY OUT OF MY SKULL #file name 'i hate him i swear ok liSTEN' #u kno for a self-proclaimed gojo hater i sure draw him like someone who worships the ground he walks on #disgusting . disappointing.. sighs #even worse im in my draw male chest anatomy era smh #also i like how my last jjk piece was gojo with messed up birds #and my return is . oh wow wld u look at that.

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

is that disney-esque artstyle, peter parker look alike PILOT RANDY CUNNINGHAM???

also ngl i kinda dig Viceroy II and Deputy Mayor Kranski

+bonus Bible designs

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunningham #howard weinerman #listen i am still weak and sick and that pilot and bible leak have been killing me over the weekend lol #i never was a die-hard fan of vasquez artstyle. i think its fun and cool to draw but my personal style is closer to the disney-esque thing #but ive got to admit that rc9gn wouldnt be rc9gn without it. randy is memorable and iconic instead of being lost in disney-styled cartoons #pilot and final product are like two completely different worlds and im in love with both of them. it is now ninja-verse in my head #also i am pointing at pilot like di caprio meme because THAT is very validating for me personally cause i constantly say rc9gn is old 2000s #cartoon vibes and thats why i group it with shows like dp adjl and kp etc instead of cartoons from its own decade #ALSO x 2 i have now adopted Kranski and Viceroy II yes they are now canon in my rc9gn verse lol Judge is ok too but i am more into Kranski #who is straight up ready to murder. we love evil ladies in this house

[emberchii]

More of my tgcf pokemon au! xie lian and his champion team + baby xianle trio with their starters <3

#tgcf #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #tgcf fanart #emberchii #listen. listen i have so many thoughts ok. #my hand cant keep up to draw them all :sob: #i need to do a lineup or smthn frfr

[alkalamity]

Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.

#aventurine #hsr aventurine #dr ratio #hsr dr ratio #hsr #honkai star rail #star rail #ratiorine #raturine #aventio #mermaid au #mer!aventurine #see ok listen #aventurine is a very smart fish and while he cant speak Human #he can communicate by impressing the idea of something on someone #which is why his speech bubbles are all abstract things bc he communicates by sending the idea of what he wants to say to ppls brains #and hes clever hes our cunning merchant gambler #so while he was initially captured by some researchers to be studied #hes able to charm them up and get them on his side... thus allowing him to have more luxury than the average experiemental subject #ofc none of this reallt matters when the researchers wont let him go free but its the smalle victories... #eventually hell work his way up to freedom #ratio is the poor sap who was dragged into the study half way to teach aventuring how to Be Human basically #he accepts the proposition bc everyone deserves to have knowledge! even fish! #my art #comics #scribbles

[hychlorions]

this came to me in a dream

#trucy wright #apollo justice #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #.png #SIBLINGS SIBLINGS SIBLINGS SIBLINGS THIS IS MY SISTER THIS IS MY BROTHER WE ARE SIBLINGS AND WE CARE FOR EACH OTHER #ok but listen. i know they have? similar enough sprites. but what if. they were MORE similar #what if trucy's more genuine embarrassed sprite (if she had one) looked like apollo's YK. YK.... #there's many details where i fucked up but shh......... this wasn't even supposed to be rendered in the first place

[fanaticalthings]

Just thinking about how Jason had a bit of a rough childhood and considering the state his parents were in, I feel like he probably wasn't held much?

So can you imagine Jason getting carried by Bruce for the first time and absolutely loving it, but he's too afraid to show how much he actually enjoys it, which gives Bruce the impression he shouldn't do it often, until Jason has to shyly ask B to pick him up like how a 5yo would be asked to be carried by their parent like:

[Jason lightly tugging on Bruce's shirt]

Bruce, looking down at him: What is it, Jay? Do you need something?

and it's just Jason hesitantly raising his arms up hoping Bruce will get the message sjoajdiididjns

and ofc Bruce is absolutely elated that his son loves to be held by him and squeezes him extra tightly when he picks him up

#listen i think this is really cute ok #like can you imagine baby jason assking for uppies #jason: can you...hold me..please? 🥺👉👈 #bruce holding back tears: yes of course anything for you my beautiful son #THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME OK #everyday i wake up and lament the erasure of 80s jason and bruce #jason todd #red hood #robin #robin!jason #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batkids #dc comics #incorrect quotes #fluff #headcanon #guys please can you just imagine a smol jason todd doing this #you dont understand how soft baby jay and good dad bruce make me ok #and jason was tiny asf as a child like just imagine how small he looks when bruce carries him #fanatical posting

[skrunklyaceartist]

Deltavember 2023 day 22

Spamton NEO

11.22.23

Inspired by @yarghiza

#happy thanksgiving #click for higher quality #super proud of this #OK LISTEN UP BUDDIESs you have no idea how much i suffered #utdr #fanart #utdr fanart #deltarune #deltarune fanart #kris deltarune #kris dreemurr #kris dreemur fanart #kris dremurr #deltarune kris #spamton g spamton #spamton #spamtom #deltarune spamton #spamton deltarune #spamton neo #deltavember 2023 #deltavember 2023 day 22

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)