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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

#sokoku

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Nick from jatp they could never make me hate you. Nick from jatp you'll always be famous to me. You can't make me hate a little guy.

#HES SO SWEEEET #ITS NOT HIS FAULTTT #obviously I don't ship him with Julie but #HES SO SWEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT #HE PLAYS PRINCESSES WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER AND TEXTS LIKE A FUCKING NERD #I LOVE HIM #SO MUCH #jatp #jatp nick #nick jatp #julie and the phantoms #Netflix #jatp netflix #chaotic's posts

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

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I fuckign. Launch a rocket to do NASA research in two weeks.

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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Throwing Burritos At Each Other

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in the club breaking out the moves. triple tiger sashay