#just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

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La Squadra baking a cake/dessert(for you).

(GN!Reader,fluff,crack,SFW)

Risotto

Knows what he's doing.

Still follows a recipe tho.

Probably doesn't even bother using an oven.

Makes something like a cheesecake or tiramisu.

Zones out when mixing ingredients.

Probably acts as if he's murdering someone.

Really good cake tho.

Pink,sparkly apron.

When it's time for cleaning it's a whole other story.

Especially when you're on your way home.

The vacuum is his only hope.

9.5/10 cake, probably put too much sugar.

Prosciutto

Lord help him.

Used to watch his mother bake cakes,but never really had the chance or time to bake one himself.

Especially for you.

Wants to make something grandiose.

Gets angry over too many ingredients.

"It's just a cake!Why does it need so many thing?!"

Calls Pesci over for help.

Ends up making a red velvet cake.

Lost all hope and doesn't decorate it.

The whole house smells like burnt cake mix.

If Pesci wouldn't have come to help, Prosciutto would most likely cry from stress.

6/10,quite bland.

Formaggio

Learned to bake from his nonno.

Actually really skilled.

Doesn't really bother with decorating,but it still looks good.

Memorized a few recipes.

Probably bakes a panettone since it's easy and cute.

The house smells so good aw lawd.

Some neighbours pass by to have a glimpse of this man's baking.

You get that old grandparents house nostalgia.

Old Italian songs play in the background.

Even if he has 100 cats in his house,there is no fur in anything.

Bakes early in the morning.

10000/10 you beg him to bake everyday.

Illuso

If there was an award for having no clue how to bake, Illuso would have plenty.

Can't follow a recipe.

Makes tiramisu but puts too much coffee.

Woke up at 7 to make it but it's already 5 pm and he's still attempting.

Somehow,one ended up burnt.Don't ask him how.

The kitchen is a mess-there is tiramisu cream on the wall,the fridge is full of sad attempts and the sink filled with cups.

Makes a successful cup for the first time and drops the cup on his way to your room.

Cries.

Hard.

Ends up stealing a cup of tiramisu from a bakery and hives it to you.

3.5/10 for trying

Pesci

The only one who truly knows how to bake.

Makes you cannoli's.

They turn out d e l i c i o u s.

You cry from how good they are and Pesci thinks you don't like them.

P a n i k.

Cleans after himself so bonus points 👏😔.

Probably teaches you how to make them.

Inherited his baking skills from his mother.

Kind of fed up with Prosciutto calling him to help him with baking or cooking something.

Lives a few blocks away from the base so like the rest smell his masterpiece and run to his place like wild animals.

And of course they eat everything,but leave some for the two of you.

∞/10.

Melone

Mediocre skills.

Cheesecake maybe.

Follows a simple recipe and maybe gets some of his juniors to help him out.

They don't.

Really happy with the final results but the juniors somehow got biscuits and jam smeared on the floor and walls.

Instant regret.

Has no idea what to do so he tries to wipe it off but it gets even dirtier.

You scold him but forgive him since the dessert is good.

Never gets his stand and food together ever.

I'f you're at work, he'll drive there and deliver it to you <3.

8/10 too much jam but it's nice.

Ghiaccio

Do you... actually...trust him in the kitchen..?

Like fr?

Really?

Saw some cooking shows,assumed they were easy and that he could make something for you.

He couldn't really because he didn't know how to use your oven.

Calls you for instructions.

Will make a strawberry shortcake but once it comes out of the oven,if looks so burnt omg.

Goes berserk and starts rage cooking idk how to explain it.

So angry he doesn't even see what he's cooking but somehow it looks ok and he's like all relieved and stuff.

You can see a spark in his eyes he's so proud.

8.5/10,needs a little more sugar.

The kitchen is trashed and he won't clean after himself </3.

Sorlato

Power rangers.

Start baking a whole ass bakery.

But half of it is kind of burnt so they try to make small cakes.

Gelato almost set the kitchen on fire two times already.

Sorbet can't use a mixer even if he was threatened with a gun.

They somehow nail it and still get everything right.

They get distracted and the second layer of the cake gets burnt.

"OHHH NOOOO!!"

If you're away,get ready to come to a table full of desserts and the kitchen smelling like burnt rubber.

Everything turns out good,but you have to tell at them for burning the kitchen ceiling and destroying your oven.

A rough 9/10

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