#Dad's Triplets Massage

[tanuandthetriplets]

Dad's Hilarious Triplets Massage Challenge! | Triplets Vlog 5th May'23

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[hennyjwrites]

Rio trapping his wife again

Y’all already had 5 kids. All boys. You gave up a long time ago on having a little girl but Rio hadn’t. Your youngest was almost a year old and for some reason Rio thought that gave him the green light to have another.

“Christopher im gonna punch you if you don’t leave me alone.” You mumbled as he kissed on your neck. He had told you earlier that night. that he wanted to try for another baby. Your sons were spending the night with his grandma upon her request and that gave Rio the perfect opportunity.

“Gimme just one more.” He begged, sucking slightly on your sweet spot.

You tried to resist him, you really did. But a few more begs, traveling fingers, and a few more kisses, ended up with you fucking him. All night.

He was so good that by the end of the night, he had you begging for him to give you another baby.

That would end up being his routine. After you gave him the green light, He made sure to cum in at least once a day, to ensure he would get his daddy’s girl

A few months later, after getting sick every morning for over a week, and become nauseous to every smell, you went to the doctor. Even though you recognized the symptoms, surprise surprise! Your pregnant.

Of course Rio took care of you your entire pregnancy. Held your hair if you sick, massaged your feet, talked to the baby everyday. Only it wasn’t just him, it was all your sons too. They cared for you and their youngest sibling just like Rio did.

Rio felt this pregnancy was different. He just knew that you were having a baby girl. And boy was he right and wrong at the same time.

By the time you were 5 months you were as large as a house. You brought it up at your doctors appointment and weren’t you surprised.

“There’s baby number 1.” The doctor said showing you where the first baby sat. “And there’s baby number 2.” She moved the mouse over a little bit more. “And then there’s baby number 3!”

Both yours and Rios mouths dropped when she announced you were having triplets. The doctor asked did you want to know the genders and you and Rio both said yes.

“It seems that your having 3 identical girls!” Congratulations mom and dad!” The doctor cheered before giving you some privacy.

Rio stood and gave you the biggest hug and kiss in the world, with his eyes filled with tears. “You heard that beautiful? Three little girls.” He held you for what seemed like eternity in joy.

When you got home and announced it to your sons, the amount of joy that was through the house could blow the roof off. All throughout your pregnancy they all helped you pick out clothes, shoes, and toys all for their little sisters

3 months later and you went into early labor. Your labor lasted for 32 hours, with you screaming, crying, and even staying calm at some point. When you were finally able to push it took around 30 minutes to get each baby out.

Rio stood next to the bed holding his first daughter, on his right and his second daughter in his left. You held your third daughter from the bed. They looked more like you than him. They had the perfect shade of brown with your beautiful eyes, but they took his nose. Each girl was born with a head full of hair.

He couldn’t wait until they started to develop into their own person. He wanted to see would they take after you or him. It was his favorite parts of watching his babies grow up.

“Thank you.” Rio whispered. “You gave me 3 more beautiful kids. I love you more than you’ll ever know baby.” He leaned down and kissed your lips. When he pulled back he bit his lip. “2 more and we’re done.” He laughed, hoping you would agree.

You scoffed, before looking at your babies. “These 3 are going to run you down, not even including the other 5. your not gonna want anymore.”

You both laughed and waited for your sons to come and meet their new baby sisters.

#rio x black!reader #black reader #rio x reader #rio good girls

[werecreature-addicted]

I have always liked to think about a multiple pregnancy, that is, having a pregnancy with triplets or quintuplets, and although it was obviously a difficult pregnancy and birth, imagine the antics of the children, they are still small but they have already learned to walk, and being werewolf puppies, it is much more difficult for a human to take care of them and prevent them from doing mischief or breaking something or entering the house full of mud and dirtying the whole place since they are extremely naughty and have too much energy, and the werewolf sees how his little wife struggles to control her unruly puppies ;(

*Werewolf dad angry and scolds his cubs for giving their helpless mommy too much trouble*

You lay on the couch feet propped up on the arm. Dr's orders, lots of rest and time off of your feet. Lucky for you you have a devoted werewolf at your beck and call. He's happy to take care of anything you need while you rest.

It's hard work just being pregnant, you don't need to worry about anything else. He brings you lots of water to make sure you stay hydrated. He'll rub your feet and massage your belly. He spends at least an hour a day talking to your belly so his pups will know his voice.

He gets super excited when he feels one of the babies kick- then he looks to you to see if it hurts too much. He speaks slowly and tries to soothe the pups so they calm down. He wishes that he could effectively communicate with them, and tell them to calm down for you. But of course, he can't. So he'll just do whatever else he can to make things better for you.

#monster imagine #werewolf #monster #monster boyfriend #werewolves #werewolf boyfriend #werewolf x reader #teratophillia

[f10werfae]

An Extra Nipple Please

pairing: Husb!Dad!Chris x Wife!Mom!Short!Reader

summary: (Triplets) she's breastfeeding two of them at the same time, she can't nurse the third one and feels really bad about. Reader gets all pouty because she loves nursing her babies. She's afraid that they won't want to breastfeed anymore after Chris lets them try a bottle (requested by anon)

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“I still can’t believe we created them” Chris marvelled watching his wife Y/n breastfeed two of their triplets, one on each breast, Noah and Isabella. Jacob on the other hand had decided to just sit on his father’s lap against his chest, squeals leaving him every time Chris kissed his chubby little cheeks.

“I know, they’re just so beautiful” Y/n cooed bending down to nuzzle her nose on Noah’s, Isabella’s hands reaching up to hold onto her mama’s face. When all of a sudden Jacob started to whine and make grabby hands towards his momma. Now he was hungry. Biting her lip unsure, Y/n looked down at the two hungry babies still nursing on her and was debating on how to handle Jacob.

“Why can’t I have three tits?” Y/n groaned out

“Honey don’t even tempt me, if I can’t control myself with the two you have, I can’t imagine a third” Chris laughed out setting Jacob onto the plush lilac carpet where they were all having tummy time. Walking into the kitchen Chris found some pre-pumped breastmilk Y/n had done a few hours prior and decided to heat it up for the little one.

“Chris what are you doing?!” Y/n shouted in curiously, Jacob now trying to climb into her lap, his mouth waiting open as tears brimmed his cute little eyes. He was his daddy’s double, all of them were.

“I gotta solution bunny” Chris said wiggling his eyebrows as he presented a bottle filled with his wife’s breastmilk, a proud smile on his face as he scooped Jacob back up onto his lap and presented the bottle’s nipple to his pouty lips. Jacob looked at it weirdly, looking up to his daddy who nodded at him encouragingly.

“Jakey, it’s your baba” After a few taps to his lips Jacob accepted the bottle in and started suckling, his tiny baby hands trying to hold onto the bottle even though Chris was already doing that for him. “Hey he seems to like it, the little greedy goblin” The loud suckling sounds soon caught the attention of his two younger triplets, Noah and Isabella.

Who once they saw the new instrument in their brother’s hands, grew interested and let go of their mother’s nipple, tumbling over to crawl over to Jacob who was gulping down the bottle as if it was his last meal. Y/n felt herself pout watching her babies start to share the big bottle between them, feeling unused. When she nursed her three babies it fet like their own bonding session, time no one could take away from them.

“Now they don’t want me” Y/n teared up, yes despite not being pregnant, her hormones just never returned to normal. Starting to strap up her maternity bra, Chris leant over and shook his head, smirking deviously. The three triplets now turned to the T.V which had Toy Story 3 on in the back; the bottle now being passed along every few seconds

“Honey you’ve still got a lover right here” Squeezing her breasts roughly Chris growled at the sight of his wife’s tits, God was she just heavenly. Not only was she the most attentive and loving mother alive, but as a wife? No one could compare to her, and everyone knows it. Heck Chris can’t go a conversation without someone mentioning how lucky he is that he bagged Y/n.

“Shut it Christopher, I want my babies back”

Y/n whined, although not taking off Chris' hands which were now busy massaging her aching breasts.

“Baby can you blame me-“

*Clank*

Jacob, Noah and Isabella whimpered when they realised the milk had ran cold, their mama's milk was always warm. No longer enjoying the bottle the three buggers turned around to see their dada on something they thought was theirs, why did he get mama's milk and they didn't?

In seconds Chris had been shoved by his two boys, the three of them immediately falling into Y/n's breasts, hugging onto her protectively. Baby Isabella latching back onto her momma’s breast, with Jacob latching onto the other, leaving Noah to cross his arms and glare down his father.

“Baby you’re crazy if you think they’re ever letting go of you”

“That’s fine with me baby, just me n' my babies”

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[rodolfoparras]

Sometimes I remember Barry has a kid(s??) and then just getting price pregnant🫶🏻🫶🏻

-🐁

I just learned that Barry is a dad 🧍🏻also no need to imagine price getting pregnant he’s already carrying my triplets 😌

No but my favorite thing to think about is old man price retiring bc he somehow ended up pregnant and he’s waddling around the house huffing and puffing because he absolutely hates the fact that he has to retire even claims his body can go for a couple more months only to change his mind the very next second as he lays down on the couch and ask you to massage him

#alec answers #🐁 anon

[hyperfreaksating]

Hi! Love your work and the level of detail you put into all you make. I'm quite fond of grouchy little characters so Rory has my dark little heart. That begs the question: what or who does make him crack a rare little smile or laugh? 👀

Hanw thank you I'm so glad you like my lil grumpy clown !

It's a though question and I had an hard type figuring what to answer but I may found three occurences of him smiling or laughing.

• Two things can make him crack a little smirk on a relatively regular basis : when he's about to tease someone (most oftenly when he's about to make his brother look like the idiot he's actually is), or when he's about to resolve a puzzle / find a solution to a problem. He will not do a big smile, but you know, just the little smirk with those arrogant resting bitch eyes - or what we call them in my frenchy french birthland the 🥖🍷 parisian look 🍷 🥖

• Way more rarely, when someone hit one of his rare soft spot, he can do a genius warm smile. From now it only happened three times :

- one day he had a very bad day. None of his craft worked, he failed at every thing he tried, he ended up grumbling in his bed, tears in the eyes. Skye noticed it and came to see him with a bag of candies she stole from the circus. He didn't say anything, but he gave her this smile.

- When he was around 7 years old and he was sick, Reddie came by his side for bedtime stories. She brought with her an illustrated version of A drama in the air, and he was mesmerized. At the end of the reading he granted her with a big, warm smile. "That was amazing, mom." He even hugged her, which was really a miracle. From this point he developped his steampunk aesthetics, and asked his father everyday about Skypiea. He would love to go there, one day. For a kid who lives in the sea 24/24, the sky is a land of mysteries !

- Last person to earned this smile was Buggy. For his 8th birthday, he offered him a bunny plush with steampunk goggled, just like his. Rory totally fell for it - he called him Vernes because, obviously. This night when Buggy came to tuck him in bed, Rory smiled at him, hugging closely Vernes in his arm. "Thank you for Vernes, Dad. I love you." Buggy almost melted down in tears.

• And finally, only one person ever earned a real, sincere laugh from the kid. And it pissed off Buggy SO FUCKING MUCH because it was Shanks. It was at Buggy and Reddie's wedding, when the triplets first met him. Nobody quite understood why but the two redhair get along this well but they did. Maybe it was Shanks soft, light humor or taste for the tease... Maybe it was just the ceremony... but at the end of the day, Shanks and Rory were sharing a loud laugh sitting at a table. At the other side of the circus tent Reddie was massaging the shoulders of an extremly jealous and mad Buggy in order to keep him from chop-chopping a clenched fist in Shanks face.

#buggy the clown #captain buggy #buggy one piece #buggy #op buggy #buggy fanfiction #buggy x reddie #buggy x oc #buggy the daddy #buggy kids #buggy d clown #red hair shanks #shanks #red haired shanks #redbomb family #redbombshipping #redbomb

[extremelyblackandwhite]

Hey Bea for Father's Day can you please do when it's Father Day and reader wakes Steve up with sex while the kids are older and they walk in with breakfast in bed for Steve.

Happy Father's Day to Everyone Father's

pairing: steve kemp x dark!reader

warnings: smut (18+), 18+ topics (under 18 year olds do NOT interact/reader), slight daddy kink 

part of toxic

Steve liked Father's Day - but not on the typical sense. Sure, he enjoyed getting the cards and the 500 ties his girls would buy him every year and he enjoyed the breakfast in bed but there was something else he enjoyed even more - his wife. Y/N took his birthday and Father's day seriously. Sure, he was never lacking in the sex department, the amount of times the two of them had had to cut dates short because her dress was just too short or too revealing was a number to long to write. However, his birthday and Father's day was something else and as she took his cock in her mouth he thought to himself if this morning could get any better. He groaned as she moved her puffy lips up and down his cock, her hands massaging his balls. His hand fisted her hair as she continued to slowly suck him, bringing him over the brink but she stopped, instead looking at him and kissing from him V trail up to his lips. 

     - Baby, no. - he whined, attempting to push her head back to where it had been for the past hour. - Baby, please. 

     - Don’t you wanna cum inside of me, daddy? - she kissed him slowly, a taunting look in those beautiful eyes of hers.

The moment those words left her abused lips, he could think of nothing else but being inside of her, her warm walls around her. Fuck, he could almost picture his cum dripping from that beautiful pussy of hers. His hands wrapped around her waist, turning her around so he was on top and replaced the soft kiss with a bruising one. One of his hands snuck under her white tank top to grope her breast before he thrusted inside of her. A moan got stuck on her throat as he immediately took the pace of a starved animal. 

    - You are gonna be the death of me. - he groaned as he continued with the bruising face, looking at nothing but the way her vagina engulfed his cock with such ease. She was his, she was made for him.  

    - Happy Father’s Day, dad! - a high pitch voice had him stop. 

Steve immediately pulled the covers over him, a look of panic drawn on his face as he stared at his wife who was equally panicked. All he could hear was Daisy telling the triplets to leave while Rose was asking her older sister what to do Oh god, he’d just traumatised the triplets. 

    - Get off me. - Y/N pushed him off her as the door closed. - Oh god. Oh my god. YOU DIDN’T LOCK THE DOOR?!

    - Oh god. - he buried his face in his hands. - At least Daisy’s 15. 

    - Oh my god, shut up. 

    - They can’t get any weirder than me, right? This can’t further scar them?

    - STEVE, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR JOKES!

    - Maybe they’ll never date now. 

Y/N rolled her eyes, pulling herself off the bed and grabbing her shorts before going downstairs. Way to destroy his father’s day gift, he thought to himself before he followed her downstairs to the kitchen where his 5 girls were sat, looking at him as if he were the most disgusting creature in the world. 

    - HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MUM?! - Daisy started.

    - What?

    - YEAH, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MUM?! - Rose added. 

    - Why won’t you tell me what happened? - the triplets looked up at their older sisters still confused. Thank god at least three of his daughters were not traumatised. - Mummy, Daisy won’t tell me. 

    - Daddy and mummy were just having fun. - Y/N picked up Lily, while Ivy and Cornelia held her leg. 

    - Clearly. - Daisy mumbled. 

    - Well, Daisy ... you see, when a woman and a man love each other ...

    - I know what you were doing, dad! Why won’t you lock the door?

    - Well, it was a surprise!

    - URGH, I DON’T WANNA KNOW. 

    - Well, young lady, how do you think you came to be?

    - You said no more siblings. 

    - If you think any of you were actually procreated in this house ... - he joked. - You made breakfast?

    - People who do that to mum don’t deserve breakfast!

#steve kemp

[abookishdreamer]

Character Intro: Diamond (Shine Bright Like a Diamond!, Gorgeous Gems #1)

Full name- Diamond Louise Hutton (her middle name comes from her maternal grandmother)

Birthday- February 14th (Valentine's day)

Place of birth- Cleveland, Ohio

Age (in novel)- 16

Favorite color-Red

Favorite season- Winter (loves going sledding!)

Favorite ice cream- Pumpkin spice

Favorite sandwich- Fried bologna & cheese (makes it often!)

Favorite food- Rice with smothered pork chops (says her dad makes the best!)

Favorite sweet treat- Strawberry frosted donuts (with sprinkles)

Favorite flower- Sunflower

Other Info- Diamond is a monozygotic (meaning identical) triplet. Her & her sisters were born on a cold quiet morning after a major storm left 13 inches of snow behind! Diamond came out first, followed by her sister Emerald seven minutes later, then Aquamarine three minutes later. They're (along with their younger brother), are named after gemstones (after their mother was working at an upscale jewelry store in the city!). The triplets made the front page of the local newspaper while people in their neighborhood donated diapers, formula, and clothes. The newspaper is framed & put up on the wall in their living room.

Diamond & her sisters made their first ever television appearance on the local news channel when they were all five weeks old! Their second appearance happened at 18 months old when their parents competed & won in a family themed game show- taking the top 1 million dollar prize! Their parents put the money away into a college fund for the girls.

Diamond has been friends with Keisha, Faith, & Tori since the fourth grade. During recess and after school, they'd all jump rope and double dutch together. She even got a bit popular in the schoolyard when she brought brand new jumping rope- which was neon green & sparkly!

Throughout school, her favorite class has been gym! In high school, Diamond knows that she's Mr Long's "star student." She's on her school's track team & some of her favorite sports include basketball, volleyball, and soccer.

The last time Diamond remembers dressing identical with her sisters was the summer before fifth grade, which had a massive blackout that lasted for a week straight!

Sometimes, she loves curling up on the couch on her mother's lap where she would massage her scalp with almond & castor oil.

To exert more of their independence and individuality, Diamond & her sisters begged their parents to let them go into seperate schools for high school. Since Emerald was tested with having a high IQ, she was accepted into a gifted school in the city whereas Diamond and Aqua go to different schools on opposite sides of their neighborhood. She goes to Broad River High School while Aqua goes to Linton High School.

She was aware of how she noticed girls as a kid, but didn't fully understand it till she was a teenager. Diamond came out to her friends during freshman year of high school. She's still insecure about it, so she hasn't told her family- especially her sisters.

Her first crush was on the actress Sanaa Lathan after seeing the movie, Love & Basketball.

Some of her favorite musical artists to listen to include Billie Eilish, Lady Gaga, Kerli, Bjork, Ari Lennox, H.E.R, SZA, Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar, & Doja Cat.

Diamond is a proud fantasy nerd! She loves anything sci-fi & fantasy. She has a growing collection of books and movies. Some of her favorite book series include Lord of the Rings, Eragon, A Song of Ice and Fire, Percy Jackson, and Artemis Fowl. Her favorite movies ever are the first two Terminator films and the Alien trilogy! She prides herself on being able to speak Elvish, Dothraki, & High Valyrian!

She once dressed up as Daenarys Targaryen for Keke Nash's Halloween party! Diamond borrowed one of Faith's white blonde wigs.

Her favorite video game is God of War. She loves playing it with her little brother Ky.

Diamond's first kiss happened with a childhood friend named Andre. She was eight.

#my oc #original character #my character #oc character #my oc character #oc intro #character intro #oc introduction #character introduction

[squishmallow36]

Keeper of the Lost Prepositions - Thirty

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On Ao3 when i get home and have time to add it or below the cut!

    When I get home, all I want to do is watch some YouTube videos and waste the rest of the day because I’ve had enough of doing things for a while. 

    I open the door and hear the telltale crash of triplets breaking stuff, but it’s, surprisingly, not followed by the usual lecture. 

    Please for the love of all that is good in the world don’t let them be home alone. I’m not responsible enough to get myself lunch half the time, let alone deal with the triplets.

    “Dex, I’m sorry, but can you make sure Lex, Bex, and Rex don’t destroy the place while I’m gone?” Mom asks, standing below the Leapmaster. “Dad’s at the store and I’ve got to get to a collective meeting. Apparently you and your fellow Regents managed to track down Keefe and proceeded to not drag him back here.” 

    “He’s fine. I have no reason to believe that he’d be in any more or less danger here or in the Forbidden Cities. And if all else fails, I can find him in, like, ten minutes,” I argue.

    “In ten minutes he could be captured by the Neverseen, and there’s no way to know if anything happens to him. At least here we can provide some protection.”

    “If by protection you mean locking him up in one of the Black Swan’s hideouts, I can see no way this will possibly go badly.”

    “I’m well aware that he doesn’t listen to anyone even if they have his best interests at heart. What I’m not well aware of is why you were out of your room in the first place.”

    “Long story short, I went to talk to Amy about some evidence that I found pointing to the identity of the Neverseen’s Technopath. Or, at least one of them. No idea if there’s more than one.”

    Mom massages her temples. “Amy’s location is supposed to be classified. And by classified I mean only Mr. Forkle knows precisely where she is.”

    “Yet somehow I was able to track her location from her phone.”

    “We’re not done with this conversation, but you said you know who the Neverseen’s Technopath is, and that seems like something the Black Swan could find useful.”

    More useful than you know.

    I text Mom Tinker’s journal with the caption ‘Go to page 104.”

    “I sent you the info,” I say, and she pulls out her Imparter and proceeds to tell me, “You know you could just tell me like a normal person.”

    I snort. “Like I’ve ever been a normal person.”

    Mom gives me a look that says, “Well? I’m waiting.”

    Choosing words carefully, I say, “Don’t ask me how I know this but I’m fairly certain that Tinker is the Neverseen’s Technopath.”

    “What, exactly, do you mean by ‘don’t ask me know I know this’? And what the literal bleep?”

    Before I get the chance to explain myself, Lovise jumps in, “He means he went to Widgetmoor, did some techy things to download everything to find evidence and didn’t bother to calculate the probability that I’d tell you all of this because he knows that it was illegal and would rather not deal with the consequences if he can avoid it.”

    I cringe. When it’s put like that—not good.

    “So you knew before you went there and didn’t clue anyone else in? What if something had happened? Lovise has to stand outside for stars’s sakes!” 

    “I know, but—,” I try.

    “No buts!” Mom yells, and I’m ready to burrow into Exile, never to be seen again.

    I can hear the triplets giggling from wherever they are. 

    “Do you realize how dangerous that could have been? Do you?”

    I start to nod, which apparently is the wrong answer.

    Not sure what the correct answer would be, but that was not it. 

    Glare shifting to Lovise, Mom demands, “Were you aware of this?”

    I know for a fact that Lovise and I are equally good at lying. Which is to say, we’re both equally horrible.

    “Well, I didn’t know that he’d be downloading her entire whatever it’s called.”

    It takes more effort than I’d like to keep myself from saying that it’s a database. 

    I may be an idiot sometimes, but at least I have some semblance of self-preservation. 

    “Is that how you got this?” Mom asks, waving her Imparter around. 

    I nod, because words are dangerous. 

    “How sure are you?”

    “I sent it to Amy and she came to the same conclusion I did, and I showed the marked page to Fitz and he seemed to think it supported the hypothesis too. But he already knew before I gave him the evidence.”

    “Wait. What tipped you off in the first place?”

    “My brain just kind of dropped in a random theory one day. I don’t remember much except it was one of those days Fitz was over here.”

    “I know that sounds unlikely, but that’s what happened. He even asked Ruy about it when he and Fitz destroyed Guildingham,” Lovise adds.

    “That was Alvar, and I figured it was worth a shot.”

    “I just don’t want you to get hurt. These last few weeks you’ve been uncharacteristically involved in dangerous things. I don’t like it. I know I sound like Mr. Forkle when I say this, but you kids shouldn’t have to worry about the fate of the world.”

    “I don’t exactly have a choice,” I say, absentmindedly rubbing my scar.

    “I know. And that’s why I joined the Black Swan in the first place. Because this world we’re handing off to you is more like a pile of glass shards than a glittering castle.”

    “I can tell that you’re proud of that simile.”

    “I’ve been holding on to it for a while,” Mom admits.

    It’s moments like these that I’m absolutely certain that Mom and Dad should be a good match. Dad would have said the exact same thing. It’s kind of scary.

    “Make no mistake, you aren’t out of the water yet. When I get home, you and I are going to have a long talk. You too, Lovise. I cannot believe that he could run around like this under your supervision.”

    All I know is that I’m getting, ‘I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed’ energy and that it is not a good feeling. 

    “Just…please don’t break any more laws or get yourself into any more danger until I get home, okay? And that applies to Lex, Bex, and Rex too.” 

    If I was Keefe, I’d reply with a snarky comment about how I’m going to take them star bottling for Quintessence or to a Forbidden City. Maybe even take them to destroy an Ogre city or two if I’m feeling particularly destructive. But, alas, I am scared of almost everything and, so, I simply nod. 

    I collapse into my bed once again, but get interrupted by my Imparter with a text from Mom.

    Hey Dex, I was just wondering what LGBT means. You know, on the page of the journal you sent me. I know you have ways to find things out. Let me know if I did this wrong. You know I’m not very technologically adept. From, Squall.

    At this point, I should copy down every LGBTQ-related definition into my clipboard. It would be easier.

    Ugh, why do the Lost Cities have to be so freaking straight?

    I debate what to send for longer than it takes to type out my response. 

    LGBT, also commonly referred to as LGBTQ+, so I’ll define that while I’m at it, stands for lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer/questioning, and the plus is just a kind of umbrella to make sure it encompasses all identities. If you need more definitions, let me know. Yes, you successfully technologied. But you don’t have to make it sound like the internet is like I have spies in the human world.

    I add a thumbs up emoji to the end before sending it, just to enforce that I’m attempting to be funny.

    Thanks, I think we’re good from here. From, Squall. she replies.

    You know you don’t have to sign off with your name, right? I can see who is texting me. And also how do you know what lesbian, gay, and everything else means but not the initialism itself?

    Tiergan and Prentice are literally dating. 

    Since when?

    It’s been like six months. 

    Before I have time to process that bombshell, my eye catches Rex running at full speed into my room the second before he launches himself onto my bed. 

   “Dex, I tried to make a thing with the Scratch thing and it’s not working and I need you to fix it.” He drops a laptop into my lap, practically bouncing on my bed. 

    I’m tempted to say that I’ll do it later because I’m kind of in the middle of something, but I know that’ll end up being a bad decision, so I send Mom one more quick text, Rex wants me to fix smth for him, ttyl.

        “I’ll take a look at it—wait a minute. Why were you in my room in the first place? And how did you even get into the laptop? You know what? I don’t want to know. There are some things I don’t need to know.”

    Looking at the code, it seems like a simpler, Scratch version of the Human no-internet-running-dinosaur-game, whatever its actual name is. 

    And, yes, I have tried coding my own version at one point before realizing that it takes more effort than it looks like it would. The running animation itself is really annoying, let alone trying to get the clouds in the background to move.

    To get a better idea of what’s happening in the code, I hit the play button, and start spamming the spacebar, because I can tell that the block controlling the T-rex’s jumping mechanic is set up with a trigger to execute the code when the space button is pressed. 

    “See?” Rex asks. “He won’t jump. He can run but it’s always directly into a cactus, which isn’t typically recommended as far as I know.”

    I’m guessing the issue is in the block controlling his jumping, and it's actually just two pretty simple fixes that are glaringly obvious to me now that I think about it. 

    “Rex?”

    “Yeah?”

    “I’ve figured out your issue, but for the sake of my future sanity, I’m going to try to show you a simple debugging strategy—.”

    “What’s that and why’s it called that?” Rex interrupts.

    “It’s a human term, and a lot of people want to say that it’s because a moth got stuck in a computer and one of the early computer scientists, Grace Hopper, had to go get it out to make the thing work again. Although technically the term existed before that. It just refers to an issue in the code that makes it not work the way it should.”

    “Okay,” Rex says, prompting me to continue, so then he can get back to breaking things faster if I have to guess.

    “There are usually two types of bugs: typos and logic errors. At least in Scratch, typos are pretty rare, but I have spent hours banging my head against the wall on Python because one line wasn’t indented correctly. Normally when I have a logic error, I explain it to myself out loud, because that attempts to force my brain to think about it in a different way.”

    “So…?”

    “Line by line, explain this to me like I know nothing.”

    “When flag clicked—that means that this should start running at the beginning of the program. If key space pressed then—that means that the space bar has to be pressed for this to run.”

    Rex points to the lines inside the if loop.

    He continues, “So the dino should go to negative two hundred, negative fifty,” pointing to roughly that spot on the stage. 

    “And then he should go back down to his spot at negative two hundred, negative one hundred. I don’t think that helped.”

    “Okay. Let’s try this. Specifically when dealing with Scratch, popping wait blocks between other lines will help separate what’s happening because we can’t see it at the speed the computer is executing the commands otherwise.”

    Rex drags a wait one second block between each line, and then runs it. 

    Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t register that it should jump unless the timing is perfect, and when it does, it takes it a second to respond, but at least it can jump. Once. 

    “That’s slightly better. Should I just leave the wait in between the ‘go to’s?” 

    “Take them out and see what happens,” I reply.

    He does, and it’s even more difficult to tell the dino to jump. 

    “It’s still broken. He will only jump once and that’s only some of the time.”

    “If you need to make him jump again, you could copy-paste the if loop, and what’s the more concise way to do that?”

    “A repeat loop.”

    “But that requires a specific number, so what will remove that argument?”

    “A forever loop!” Rex answers, and excitedly adds it to the code.

    Jumping off my bed, he calls, “Thanks!”

    But before he can escape, I say, “Wait one second. Most creatures don't just teleport and levitate in the air for a second when they jump, right?”

    “You’re not going to make this more complicated for me,” he says, eyes narrowed.

    I still tell him, “In the motion category, there’s a glide block. You might want to play around with it. And in the operators category there’s an or block that can allow for more types of input, like clicking the screen or the up arrow if you want.”

    “Anything else, Lord Know-it-all?”

    I mean, that’s almost my name at this point. Ever since I became a regent and Bex worked her magic.

   “Just please don’t break that laptop,” I reply, sighing. 

   Before I even finish my sentence, Rex has already started running down the stairs, yelling, “I fixed it!”

    Bex’s attitude cuts through the sound of feet pounding on the stairs. “I call banshee crap. I know Dex did it for you.”

   “No he didn’t,” Rex snaps.

   “I literally heard him tell you how to fix it.”

   “That doesn’t mean he did it. I put the thing in the thing.”

   Lex asks, “How’d you mess it up?”

   “It only went through the jump checker once, instead of being an infinite loop that will let him jump as many times as he wants. He was also going directly from the ground to the sky to the ground again too fast to be seen.”

    I hear them start to bicker about who gets to play it first, which I drown out by popping in an earbud, and start watching one of Keefe’s YouTube videos, which are strangely addictive.

#detz #dex dizznee #fitz vacker #kotlc #sorry about the ao3 inconvenience #not entirely sure when ill get around to it

[twistedgardens]

How would Rook,Idia ,malleus and Vil (seperately ) how would they treat their pregnant wife before and after she has the baby? Fluff plz

That’s a really lovely ask, @stygianoir. I admit I’m a sucker for fluffy asks like these. They may make my little black heart melt just a little. Here’s what I think those four are like as first time dads.

Content/Trigger warning for anyone who is squeamish about the subject of pregnancy. It is the nature of this ask/request to talk about pregnancy and babies, so I understand if this post is not for you. Also, these are just my personal head canons. Feel free to agree or disagree, at the end of the day these are my opinions and the imaginings from my brain. 

Rook

Expect a fountain of (happy) tears, hugs, and kisses. The moment Yuu tells Rook she’s pregnant, he is the happiest man on earth. He is going to shout at the top of his lungs from the tallest building he can climb to announce that he’s going to be a father. Also, in the coming months, expect many belly rubs, belly kisses, and foot massages. Sometimes it might feel a little suffocating to have this man near or on call 24-7, but he means well. At least he is enthusiastic about fatherhood. Regardless of the child’s gender assigned at birth (or if they feel comfortable with something other than the binary when they’re old enough to make that decision), fashion and grooming are among the first lessons Rook will teach with the help of Uncle Vil, and archery. Rook’s babies will be as much of a terror to Leona as Rook himself. 

Idia 

This is roughly the face Idia makes when Yuu tells him he’s going to be a daddy. Don’t be fooled by the red-orange flames; there’s pink on the tips indicating his embarrassing joy. Even his hair blushes. Unexpected, but what you can expect is for this man to be a nervous wreck for the first couple of months. Once the reality sets in that he is going to be a father, the nerves subside a little bit. Throughout the next 9 months, it will be a bumpy ride, the mom-to-be having it more together than the nervous wreck of a husband. Idia faints in the delivery room. When he finally comes to, he wakes up to seeing Yuu cradling not one, not two,  but three bundles of joy. The triplets are given traditional names: Atropos, Clotho, and Lachesis. On seeing his three daughters, Idia faints yet again. One was assured, three was a surprise. These babies are guaranteed to have the best set up money can buy and technology that would make Steve Jobs weep in jealousy from the grave. Being the absolute nerd he is, Idia is going to buy matching t-shirts: Player 1 (himself), Player 2 (Mama Yuu), and Players 3, 4, and 5 (the triplets). Idia is going to taking turns with each baby on his lap while he’s playing games online (nothing too violent that would overstimulate their wee minds!). Future gamer girls in the making. 

Bonus: Ortho downloads all sorts of books on raising kids, story books, and games to play with kids as they grow older so he can be #1 Uncle.

Malleus

Children among the Fae are rare, so everyone walks on eggshells, even Malleus, who by all appearances is the most calm, which doesn’t really say a lot. Imagine have four dragons (Malleus, Sebek, Lilia, and Silver) crowding around you 24-7 to protect you. Nobody, I mean, NOBODY lets Lilia cook for her, even accidentally. Nerves and worries aside, Malleus is possibly the most tender, patient, and loving husbands and fathers-to-be. He does his upmost to mitigate some of the stress of having four baby-sitters (pun not intended) breathing down Yuu’s neck constantly so she don’t stress. He feels a little guilty for putting her through this and asks for forgiveness whenever possible, however this practice does eventually come to a stop after a few months into the pregnancy as it just adds more stress on Mama Yuu. It’s a long sigh of relief when the delivery goes according to plan with no mishaps and there’s a girl. All Malleus could ask is for the darling princess and Mama Yuu to be healthy. Bonus: Lilia, Sebek, and Silver become like the Three Fairy Godmothers from Sleeping Beauty, competent but provide comedic relief when necessary.

Vil

Vil handles the pregnancy announcement in a mature way, at first. He waits a few days before announcing it on Magicam just to rub it in for his rivals. Top of the line maternity clothes, Yuu will be wearing the Gucci (or Twst Wonderland equivalent) of maternity clothes. And speaking of Magicam, maternity photoshoots, with Yuu’s consent of course. Every few weeks, Vil will show off her wonderful body growing his beautiful baby inside. Hate comments about her looks will be deleted and users blocked on sight. Nobody is going to talk poorly about the love of his life. When the baby finally arrives, Vil restrains himself from posting pictures for a few months so they and Mama Yuu can relax a little. The baby’s first birthday is the biggest shindig, you’d think they were celebrating the kid’s 21st birthday. Vil is also convinced that his baby, boy or girl, is the cutest and prettiest baby in the history of babies and nothing will convince him otherwise. He will literally fight anyone who says otherwise. 

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #rook hunt #Idia shroud #malleus draconia #vil shoenheit #twst rook #twst idia #twst malleus #twst vil #twst rook x yuu #twst rook hunt x female yuu #twst Idia x yuu #twst Idia x female yuu #twst malleus x yuu #twst malleus x female yuu #twst vil x yuu #twst vil x female yuu #female reader #female yuu #headcanons #sfw #safe for work #sfw head canons #fluff #pregnancy mentions #mama yuu #family friendly content

[tanuandthetriplets]

Papa Aur Triplets - Bhainsalotan ??!! | Triplets Vlog - 14th July'23

#youtube #Tanu and The Triplets Vlog #Triplets Vlog #Family Vlog #Triplets Family Vlog #triplet dad #amazing evening #lil' triplet toddlers #massaging #climbing #making him an elephant #learning words #beautiful video #lovely moments #parents cherish #mischievous #funny #laugh

[sabitosthirst]

If you like - Haikyu boys NSFW fluff part 1

✨Part II ✨ Part III ✨

An overview of how I imagine Sugawara, Daichi, Tsukishima, Bokuto Kōtarō, Tetsurō Kuroo, coach Ukai, Oikawa, and Kageyama would … love you.

Technically they’re all born in 94/95/96, so it’s all good baby.

I’m down bad. Send help. This is embarrassing.

I like - Haikyu Boys

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If you like Sugawara 💕

Foreplay is his specialty, he takes his time while praising every single thing about you. But don’t let the sweet love making fool you, this man likes to choke you. His pretty girl under his hold giving him sweet teary faces drives him over the edge. He’ll shower you in kisses and make sure he’s so deep in you that you’re convinced he’s trying to get you pregnant. He wants to be daddy so bad. Be sure to play with hair since it helps him fall asleep (always facing you). Before you know it he’s asking if you’re free tomorrow to help him pick out new sheets and blankets since they’ll be yours too *holds your hand* You’re lucky af, bitch.

If you like Tsukishima

You and I both know what he’s packing. This guy knows just what you like and what pushes you to the limit, he’s so observant and figures out quickly how to make you beg for mercy/more. There’s not a single spot on your body he hasn’t touched or know about, he needs to know all of your spots so he can adore you properly. Bonus: when y’all are out he holds you by the back of your neck while his thumb massages you. He’s protective and makes sure everyone knows you’re his.

If you like Daichi aka Daddy Daichi

Prepared to be wrapped in strong arms and have tight grips around your hips. Might leave some marks but that’s okay because those are just reminders of him getting carried away with your fine ass. Of course he feels bad about them, but you always assure him with kisses that you love it. He’s so handsy during sex that you’re always being handled in some way. Your body is worshipped and he’s so in love too. You have him pussy whipped. He’ll even encourage you to leave your toothbrush and the next time you’re over you noticed he bought an extra pillow for you.

If you like Bokuto Kōtarō

He’s going to be big spoon- no objections. From there he likes to assault your neck with his mouth and pin you down. He’ll jack rabbit himself into you till he’s sure you’re having triplets. May leave some marks on your shoulder but it’s perfect because he loves it when you bite back. Your kisses on his neck give him chills that excite him more. You’ll be fine, he gives the best cuddles and has all the fluffy blankets. Has great taste in movies too!

If you like Tetsurō Kuroo

He’s so nice to you. But- be prepared to be tired and sore the next day. You lucky bitch, he puts in work and isn’t satisfied till he sees some legs shake. Will make sure you have some hand prints on your ass to remind you who it belongs to. Demands that you leave your cloths off so he can continue to fuck you with his eyes. His kisses ALWAYS involve tongue and will usually have an arm wrapped around while you both are out and about. Don’t you dare question his love for you.

If you like Coach Keishin Ukai

Let’s face it, we got daddy issues. But this man will make you forget all that when he’s got you panting unrecognizable words and nearly overstimulated. He’s got you elevated in that perfect position to hit that sweet spot. He’s skilled; loves it when you’re riding him and suck on his fingers. Oh yeah, he’ll take care of you. He’s hard working at the core and will actually make a good dad when it comes down to it. He won’t pull out whether you’re prepared or not. You asked if he’s worried about you coming out pregnant, he’s says “if it happens it happens” Sorry not sorry. 9 months of not pulling out here he comes.

If you like Tōru Oikawa

Your taste for Oikawa just exposed you. Don’t be bashful, we see now know you’re a freak and are willing. When things get crazy you’re begging for his tongue and he sucks yours back. He’s got you in a mating press and has a firm grip on your pretty face. A close view of your face while you unravel beneath him is the greatest thing to him. Things alway get too hot for blankets afterwards, so being naked around the place is the norm. When you wake up he’s already making you breakfast. He’s honestly boyfriend material, give him a chance and you’ll see his heart is actually sensitive.

If you like Kageyama

Be prepared to compete for his attention as Hinata is always on his nerves. Actually, there’s no competition. He does his best ignoring Hinata while you tell him to “be nice,” No matter. He’ll hide you two away in some corner to ravage your lips and any part of your skin he can get his mouth on. He LOOVES to eat you out and hold down your legs till HE’S satisfied. He’s meticulous when he’s on top. While you’re enjoying every stroke falling deeper and deeper into bliss, he’s finding that sweet spot. When he finds it, he doesn’t let up till you go limp. He doesn’t like to lose, so seeing you knocked out from satisfaction is a win to him.

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#haikyuu!! #sugawara #daichi #tsukishima #keishin ukai #Bokuto #Bokuto Kōtarō #tetsurō kuroo #kuroo testuro #Kageyama #haikyuu sugawara #haikyuu smut #ukai ikkei #ukai keishin #haikyuu ukai #haikyu x reader #oikawa x you #oikawa #haikyuu x y/n #sugawara x

[absurdthirst]

HeadCanons

Multiple Character HeadCanons:

Dirty Talk

First Dates

Coming Home and Finding You in a Bath/Shower

Having Tattoos/Nipple Piercings

What Makes Them Cry

Forgetting an Important Date

First Gift to You

Favorite Sexual Positions

Dealing with Anxiety

Touch Starved S/O

Finding out You’re a Virgin

How They Let You Know They Want You

When You Bring Home a Dog

Using You as a Pillow During Movie Night

Dealing With the Heat

Getting Their Booty Smacked

When You Don’t Want Kids

Good At Foreplay

If Your Quiet During Sex

Response to the Naked Tik Tok Challenge

Snuggling For The First Time

Their Reaction to You Choking on Them

Making You Squirt

First Time With You (And You’re Thicker)

Getting Seriously Injured in Front of Them

Teasing About His Dimple

If You’re Really Sweet & Naive

Orgasm Denial (You denying them)

Quarantining With You

Comforting You After A Breakup

When You Have a Hangover

Hearing You Pleasure Yourself and Moaning His Name

Hearing Them Moan Your Name

Crying After Great Sex

Surprise! You’re Pregnant

Jealousy About/From You

“Kiss My Best Friend” Tik Tok Challenge

Sore From Rough Sex and They Don’t Realize It

Saving Their Ass

Pulling Them Into You During Sex

When You Have A Panic Attack in the Middle of the Night

Leaving the Fiancé at the Altar for Them

Period Sex

Moving In With You

Asking For A Baby While Riding Them

Early Morning Kisses

Buying You Pads/Tampons

When You Have Surgical Scars

Treating You For a Jellyfish Sting

Realizing They Love You

When You Have An Annoying Allergy

When You Lactate During Sex

When They Like To Spit

When You Are Harassed At Work and Can’t Respond

When You Almost Drown

When You Drool In Your Sleep

How They Help Calm Social Anxiety

When You Try to Hide Your Stretch Marks

When You are Significantly Taller

Giving You a Massage

When You Make Weird Noises During Sex

When You Are Shy and Don’t Maintain Eye Contact

When You Start Showing Signs of An Eating Disorder

They Find Your Art

Brat Taming

Learning You Love Belly Dancing

When You Have Small Boobs

When They Find Out You’re Pregnant 

Comforting You After A Bad Day

Getting A Bit Feral During Sex

Coming Home to Domesticity

Needing To “Stretch” You Out

Having Body Dysmorphia

Finding Out You Sleep With A Teddy Bear

When You Are Dealing With A Breakdown

Helping You Deal With Hair Loss

Helping You With Insomnia

When You are Cold

Helping You Through a Bad Day of Grief

When You Comment On/Rub Their Belly

Being Girl!Dads

Taking Care of You When You’re Drunk

Waiting For Test Results

When You’re Dealing With a Migraine 

When You Lose a Pet

When You Are Injured and Helpless

Having a Service Dog

When You Propose

When You Bring Home New Lingerie

When You Ask Them To Pick You Up

Soulmate Reveal

When You Are Being Flirted With

When You Are A Plus Sized Gal

When They Catch You Dancing

Giving Them That Fuck, That Sweet, That Nasty, That Gushy Stuff

When They Find Out You Have Roommates

Hooked Up to a Pain Simulator

When They Find Out You Are In a Sexless Marriage

If You Are Au Natural

When They Have to Deliver the Baby

Learning You Are a Single Mother

When Your Birthday Is Ruined By The Job

Pregnant After A One Night Stand With Your Bestie

Showing You a Good Birthday

When You Have a Shitty Family

When They Find You Wearing Their “Lost” Clothing

When You Don’t Want Sex During Your Period

When you Pick a Fight With Someone Twice Your Size

Having a Baby in the NICU

Experiencing ED (Erectile Dysfunction)

At Disney World

When You Are A Sex Worker

When You Are A Plus Sized Gal

When You Are Having A Breast Cancer Scare

When You Are Being Sexually Harassed At Work

Who Can Cook/Favorite Thing to Cook

Titty Fucking

Reading the Side Effects of Your Birth Control

Getting Stoned With Them

Thigh Fucking

When you Use Your Safe Word For the First Time

Helping Around the House

Love or Hate the Snow

A Thing for Spitting

Helping with Homesickness 

Being Vocal During Sex

Comforting You After Losing a Parent

When They Find Out You’re Pregnant

Having Triplets

Javier Pena:

Being Javier Pena’s Best Friend

Realizing Javier Pena Loves Her (Follow up to Best Friend)

Wounded Confessions

Pero Tovar: 

Tovar Wanting William’s Sister

Tovar’s Breaking Point (Follow up to William’s Sister)

Tending His Wounds

Meeting You and Catching Feelings

Reaction to Being Told About Feelings

Pero Tovar As A Father

Alpha!Tovar

Frankie “Catfish” Morales:

Mutual Masturbation

Calling Out Frankie’s Full Name

Pegging 

Frankie Getting Pegged (Again)

When Frankie Sees He’s Hurting You Because of His Size

Ezra: 

Sex with Ezra

Prince Oberyn Martell:

Prince Oberyn Having a Female Bodyguard

Being Oberyn’s Bodyguard (Follow up to Female Bodyguard)

Oberyn’s S/O Having Strange Pets

Oberyn Meeting a Landlocked Traveler

Max Phillips:

Teasing a Coworker With His Abilities

What Makes Him Cry

Singing WAP Around You

Expanding on Pregnancy HC

Max Phillips Getting Pegged

Max Being Overstimulated

Max Keeping Track of Your Iron Levels

Max Dealing with Childbirth/Fatherhood

Having an Affectionate S/O

Marcus Pike:

When Marcus Pike Finds You Crying Over Your Acne

Giving Marcus Pike a Set of Sexy Boudoir Photos

Mando:

Guessing Mando’s Age

Being Caught by the Baby

You Were Moff Gideon’s Apprentice and Now You’re Helping Mando

Mando When the Heat/Power Goes Out

When You Can’t Have Kids With Mando

Mando Taking Care of You

Agent Whiskey:

Age Difference

Fix An Ending: Whiskey Was Actually A Clone

Zach Wellison: 

When You Are Sick in the Middle of the Night

#javier peña #ezra prospect #oberyn martell #prince oberyn #pero tovar #catfish frankie morales #catfish morales #frankie morales #pero tovar the great wall #the red viper #javier pena narcos #the mandalorian #mando #agent whiskey #jack whiskey daniels

[moxfirefly]

Okay, I was recalling today the story of my aunt who had triplets, but the worst part of the story is that she had several ultrasounds and in all of them it appeared that she would only have one child, I would like to ask for one where s / o is pregnant but everyone thinks it's just a baby and when they are born they realize that there are three, how each boy would react to this.I know it sounds kind of silly so if you don't want to write I understand.

Ufff I see this being pretty damn cute so let’s get some cute turt!dads headcanon’s here

Listen boy thinks he’s got everything figured out, probs did the ultra sound himself but he totally misses it

So come delivery day which happens at the crack ass of dawn like he’s just coming in from patrol

And it happens, your water breaks

Donnie hasn’t gone from dead tired to AWAKE™️ so quickly

It’s a whole ordeal, you’re rushed to the lab, everyone’s helping out but you just want Don

Lads never been this scared in his life but he’s so focused on making sure you’re safe and the baby is that once that kid comes out he doesn’t register that there’s something amiss

Splinters already grabbing that grandkid and just Feels™️

That’s when Don notices that...there’s another one?

Ok now he’s actually freaking out but he can multitask lmao

Somehow with kid #2 in one arm he notices kid #3 and that’s when he loses it

Wow he helped make that? 3 whole precious babies? He’s a mess of emotions and so are you

Please picture you ko’d on the bed with two on you and Donnie next to you just as ko’d and one little bundle on him

Listen are we not aware this man will probably almost faint if not he will?

He’s already Nervous™️ not just cause he’s gonna be a dad but he’s worried for you, this won’t be a normal pregnancy and he wants you and the baby to be safe

He refuses to let you lift any above a pound. Honestly he follows you around and just does everything for you

Also let’s be real your water breaks cause the two of you were getting pretty frisky

Oh he’s a mess when you start getting those contractions any instance of pain and discomfort just absolutely makes him feel like crap

He apologizes for putting you through this, you almost laugh if you weren’t busy pushing an entire kid out your hoohaa. But man when that kid comes out and Raph sees them

TEARS™️

He holds that little thing and he’s just pleased as punch just so much pride that he almost misses the commotion that continues and Donnie saying “oh?”

And obviously that catches Raph’s attention and before he can scream at his brother what’s wrong he just pulls out another baby. Raph feels faint right then and there.

Leo basically holds him up when kid #3 comes

Once you’re safe and everything settled he’s just smitten, he’s looking at all 3 of them and telling you they got this or that from him and you. He’s so ready to lay down his life for them right then and there, it’s just instinct. These 3 kids are gonna be his life.

Ok this lad knows he’s gonna be great with kids but obviously when you tell him he feels so fucking worried and nervous

Truly fascinated with your changes, totally hands on in feeding you whatever crazy food craving you get

Was a M E S S when your water broke boy seriously thought you were dying

Cries along with you when you’re getting your contractions. Listen he hates seeing you in so much pain. He also never expected to see one his ‘favorite places’ like that

But once that first baby comes like omg he is just mesmerized. He gets handed this squishy gooey thing and he’s in love right there and then

So when baby 2 and 3 show up he’s just ovwhelemed in the most incredible way. He’s got a little gang of misfits and they are part you and part him. He’s got a little family and those nervous jitters throughout these months melt away.

Honestly if he could give birth so you don’t have to go through this pain he would

Also mesmerized by your changes but lowkey concerned over your cravings

Loves massaging those sore ankles and just generally making sure you don’t hurt yourself

Your water breaks when he’s out handling some gang fights for the cops

That man R A N like he had never run in his life I mean he broke some fucking record cause he got there a sweaty panting mess when baby one was starting to come out

He doesn’t even have time to be mad at himself because he’s on you and he’s seeing that beautiful little squishy thing and it’s in his arms and he’s a mess of sweat and tears

He doesn’t register that you’re still pushing and in pain and then there’s kid #2 and his eyes are wide as saucers, he’s goes over to see it wiggling about on the little bassinet and that’s when he sees Donnie go back in and there’s kid #3 and that’s it, his mind is absolutely blown and he’s SCARED but so in love

He’s sits that night on a bed with all 3 of them while you sleep on another bed and he’s obsessed with all the little details here and there and right then and there he’s knows that for them and you he will set the world on fire if it meant protecting them

#tmnt bayverse #tmnt raphael #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt Raph #tmnt leo #tmnt Donnie #tmnt mikey #Raphael #Donatello #Leonardo #michelangelo #requested headcanons #ask #moonlig

[honeybvnnyy]

stray kids when their s/o is pregnant with multiples—

written by: 🐝

genre: fluff

warnings: pregnancy, swearing

thank you to @mrsunshine999 for requesting this!!

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bang chan ♡

• chan’s so prepared to be a father!!

• he’s terrified, as most first time parents usually are, but he’s so so so SO excited to be having kids with you

• he’s even happier when he finds out you’re having twins

• “i want more 🥺🥺”

• “they haven’t even cOME OUT YET-“

• “could u squeeze out more babies please 🥺🥺🥺”

• chan is sosososo protective of you

• it’s really sweet actually

• he’s always touching you in some way, just wanting to make sure you and the babies nearby

• chan likes to touch ur bump

• like,, A LOT,,,

• if he could choose, he’d never let go ☺️☺️

• chan definitely spends a lot of his spare time thinking of names for ur kids

• unfortunately, neither of you can seem to agree on anything

• you both decide to wait until after the babies are born to come up with something

minho ♡

• okay so y’all are having triplets

• he’s thrilled

• get used to ridiculous name ideas tho,,

• “babe...”

• “yes, minnie?”

• “could we pleeeeaaase call the babies soonie, doongie and dori??”

• you: 😐😐😐

• minho: 👁👄👁

• “absolutely not”

• “bABE PLEASE-“

• much like chan, he’s fiercely protective of u

• if anyone so much as looks at u the wrong way, they’re getting a shoe thrown at their head

• and when ur babies are finally born he’s the same

• one of his cousins said the babies weren’t even that cute and i’m pretty sure he burst a blood vessel trying to suppress the urge to throw a table or smth 👀👀

changbin ♡

• not to roast him or anything but when the sonographer said y’all were having quadruplets he passed out,, in the middle of the sonography room,,,

• “can you check again??”

• “sir i’ve checked 1000 times, i’m certain-“

• “just chECK AGAIN-“

• once changbin got over the initial anxiety, he was over the moon about it

• “damn, is my sperm on steroids or smth??”

• “changbin pls 😭😭”

• he’s seriously caring tho

• he always makes sure you’re on time to your prenatal classes and doctors appointments

• and he’s all read up on the latest child rearing tips and tricks 😌😌😌

• but absolutely expect changbin to pop ur pregnancy ball from bouncing on it too hard

• (we all know changbin has a phat ass)

hyunjin ♡

• you were both really nervous about having triplets, but hyunjin more so than you

• mostly bc he felt so powerless

• you were carrying T H R E E babies when most people only have O N E

• so he promised himself that he’d be there for every moment of your pregnancy, holding your hand every step of the way just to make sure you never felt intimidated or alone

• 😭😭😭 don’t mind me 😭😭😭😭 just sobbing over hyunjin 😭😭😭😭😭

• he buys designer baby clothes all 👏the 👏time👏

• u try and tell him to slow down but he doesn’t listen

• “c’moooon, we’re having triplets! we’re gonna need lots of baby clothes!”

• “not designer baby clothes! they’re just gonna poop and puke all over them!”

• “idc, no child of mine will be dressing like some n00b”

jisung ♡

• ur pregnancy was quite a tough one

• you both knew it was likely gonna be that way, but that didn’t stop it from being any less difficult

• “these kids kick too damn much”

• “c’mon, it’s a good thing they’re kicking. it means they’re healthy and active.”

• “that’s not the issue, it’s that they’re kicking each other and i’m getting caught in the crossfire”

• “do you need me to have a word with them?”

• “sure?” 🤨🤨

• “hey, you two. quit fighting”

• *the babies continue to beat the crap out of each other, elliciting a groan from you”

• “don’t make me come in there! i’m your father and you will listen to me.”

• it didn’t help much but it’s the thought that counts

• (dad!jisung has me so soft 🐝)

• on a similar note, jisung ALWAYS knows how to lift ur mood when ur feeling particularly hormonal or sensitive

• whether it’s giving you a back massage and cuddles

• or just listening to you vent

• jisung tries his hardest to be a supportive presence bc having twins is a big deal and not everyone knows what ur going through

felix ♡

• being pregnant with triplets was an experience to say the absolute least

• ur pregnancy was so w e i r d

• strong!! pregnancy!!! cravings!!!!

• onion rings with strawberry jam 🤢🤢

• pickle juice and vanilla icecream 🤢🤢🤢

• apple slices and mustard 🤢🤢🤢🤢

• felix insists on cooking for u

• he’s so disgusted by ur food cravings, but pretends not to be bc ur so sensitive that any sort of criticism will have you bawling ur eyes out

• and if you start crying, so does felix

• and then everyone starts crying

• felix is sosososoSO gentle with u

• he’s very careful not to wake you in the night

• and he’ll help you put ur shoes on and get dressed when u get too big to do it on ur own

• which he loves 💕❤️

• looking after you is a big thing for felix, especially with three babies on the way

seungmin ♡

• he had this weird premonition/feeling/dream that y’all were gonna have a lot of kids

• but seungmin could NOT have comprehended that y’all were having quadruplets,,,

• he’s similar to changbin in that he was in a state of shock and disbelief when he found out (unsurprisingly) but it didn’t take long for him to get used to the idea of it

• bc quadruplet pregnancies tend to be shorter, he wanted to get all the important stuff out of the way first

• like putting together the nursery

• he enlisted the help of his group members bc there was just so much stuff to put together

• chan, hyunjin, minho and changbin got the most stuff done, whilst jisung, jeongin and felix sorta just fucked shit up

• you and seungmin sorta just watched from the sidelines like: 🤭😮

• making sure that you felt confident in yourself as a parent was really important to him

• which brings me to this cute fact: seungmin compliments and praises you ALL👏THE👏TIME👏

• “you’re so good at this!”

• “your bump looks so cute, i’m gonna rlly miss it”

• “our kids are rlly lucky to have u as their parent”

jeongin ♡

• jeongin couldn’t make it to the first scan because the weather was so awful and no bus would take him, so you went on your own and called him after to tell him the good news

• “we’re having TWO babies??? in one go???”

• “yes, innie, we’re having twins!!”

• “but I’M a baby!! can u really handle two more???”

• as much as you two both like to joke, ur pregnancy really matured him as a person

• jeongin was determined to be the best possible father for his children, no questions asked 😌😌

• so he read all the books.....

• and went to all the prenatal yoga classes.......

• and did all the things you’re supposed to do.......

• but, for jeongin, that didn’t quite feel like enough

• he only felt ready to be a parent when he spoke with his dad and grandpa, who both confided in him that they felt just as unprepared and inadequate as he did and that’s sorta just a part of being a parent

• fortunately, that gave him a lot more confidence

• and when your due date came, he handled everything so calm and confidently

#stray kids #skz #stray kids imagines #stray kids blurbs #stray kids drabbles #stray kids headcanons #stray kids x reader #bang chan x reader #skz chan x reader #lee know x reader #skz minho x reader #changbin x reader #skz changbin x reader #hyunjin x reader #skz hyunjin x reader #han x reader #skz jisung x reader #felix x reader #skz felix x reader #seungmin x reader #jeongin x reader #bang chan fluff #lee know fluff #changbin fluff #hyunjin fluff #han fluff #felix fluff #seungmin fluff #jeongin fluff #kpop headcanons

[vilevampire]

“Isn’t it Love?” (One Shot)

Thank you @ducksoup17 for helping me beta read this :) Rating: General audiences Trigger Warnings: Panic attacks Pairing: Louie Duck x B.O.Y.D Summary: Boyd thinks he might be in love. 1.805 words Ao3 Link

"Dr. Dad?"

Gyro stopped writing in his notebook.

Right now, there were only him and Boyd in the lab.

He dropped his pen to focus his full attention on his son.

"Yes, 2B— I mean… Boyd?"

"What is love like?"

Gyro blinked his eyes.

"Pardon?"

"What does romantic attraction feel like?"

"Boyd, who taught you those words?"

"The internet." Boyd chirped happily.

Gyro scratched his head with a grunt.

"Those are not things for you to worry about. Why would you even want to know this?" He reached out to his coffee mug and took a sip.

"It's because I think that I might be in love, Dr. Dad." Boyd explained a little awkwardly.

Gyro suddenly spat his coffee in a coughing fit.

Startled, Boyd reached out to pat his father's back lightly.

When Gyro could finally stop coughing, he screeched:

"IN LOVE?! With who? How? Since when?!"

Boyd put his hands on his back while looking bashfully at the floor.

"I don't know. It started somewhat recently." Gyro couldn't help but notice that Boyd had avoided his first question. The more his son talked, the more color drained away from his face. "I've been experiencing confusing feelings when talking to and thinking about a specific person. I searched for answers online and the results said that I might be in love."

Gyro massaged his temples with a groan.

Boyd, being the smart kid he is, immediately noticed his father's unrest. Carefully, he approached Gyro and spoke up:

"Dr. Dad?" He hesitated. "Am I… bad for feeling this way?"

Gyro looked down at his child.

Boyd had already grown far beyond a simple robot ages ago. He had surpassed all of Gyro's expectations and, to this day, he was still his greatest creation.

Boyd deserved much better than a grumpy dad.

Alas, Gyro really wasn't cut out for this whole father and son thing.

With a sigh, Gyro pulled Boyd into a hug, which was quickly reciprocated.

"You're not bad for having feelings, Boyd. I was just surprised, that's all." He pushed his son away gently. "However, I don't think I'm the right person to explain more about this subject to you."

Boyd looked at his father with a frown. His Dr. Dad was the smartest person he knew. He always had the solutions for everything.

If he couldn't give him the answer to his dilemma, who else could?

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Boyd knocked on the elegant wooden door.

"Doofus?"

…

No response.

He knocked again. This time, he heard a grumble come from inside. Boyd turned the doorknob and pushed it open.

"What do you want, you lousy piece of machinery?" Doofus pierced him with his eyes. He was currently in the middle of… something.

His head was dripping wet and a bucket full of water could be seen in his hands.

Fortunately, Boyd had already learned long ago not to question his older brother's strange pastime activities.

"Brother, what is love like?"

Doofus stopped whatever the hell he was doing to look up at Boyd.

"And why would you like to know that, hmm?"

The corners of Boyd's mouth twitched. A warm blush spread across his cheeks while he fidgeted with his thumbs.

Of course, Doofus noticed all of this.

"Ho-hooo." He eyed Boyd curiously. "Well, what do we have here? It would seem my little brother has been fiddling around?"

Boyd quietly tapped his feet on the floor. Maybe Doofus wasn't the right person to ask about this after all.

"Well, you're in luck. You've come to the right person."

Boyd looked up at him.

"I did?"

"Yes." Doofus got up from his chair to pace around his room, gesturing wildly at his brother. "You see, Boyd, love is like sweet, sticky honey, and the self-sacrificing bees that make it. It's the rush of fresh air you feel after getting locked inside a room for two weeks, it's that moment when you realize chickens can't fly despite having wings."

Boyd furrowed his brows while listening to Doofus' rant.

"I don't think I get it."

Doofus smirked weirdly at him. He patted his brother's shoulder reassuringly.

"Someday you will, brother. Someday you will."

...As it turns out, Doofus wasn't the right person to ask about this after all.

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"Huey, can I ask you something?"

Huey looked up from his Junior Woodchuck Guidebook to gaze at Boyd. The two of them were hanging out in the triplet's bedroom while Huey's brothers weren't around.

"Of course. What's up?"

"What is love like?"

Huey seemed unprepared for this question.

"Why do you want to know something like that?"

"...Why does everybody ask me that? Can't you please just tell me?" Boyd pouted while blushing a little.

Boyd was an incredibly easy person to read. Anyone with half a pair of eyes could discern the boy's emotions just from taking one look at his face.

Combine that with the fact that he was Huey's best friend, of course Huey would quickly realize what was probably going on.

"Boyd, could it be... you have a crush on someone?" Huey smiled gently at his friend. "That's adorable. Who is it? Can you tell me?" He poked Boyd teasingly.

Boyd pondered over this.

Huey was his best friend in the whole world.

Maybe it would be okay if he told him?

Boyd shifted around nervously, the soft blush on his cheeks becoming increasingly stronger.

"...ouie..."

"Hm?"

"...I think—" Boyd took a deep breath. "I think I like... Louie..."

Huey suddenly closed his book with a heavy-sounding thud.

He opened his mouth to speak, closed it, and then opened it again:

"You have a crush on Louie? My brother Louie?!"

Boyd nodded shyly.

Huey became speechless. The gears started turning in his head.

Should he tell Boyd how Louie felt about him?

No, no, Louie himself had to be the one to do it.

"Have you considered confessing to him?"

Boyd fiddled with his thumbs as he spoke:

"I have, but... I'm not sure. What if—" He hesitated. "What if he doesn't feel the same way about me?"

Slowly, Boyd's eyes widened and his pupils constricted, tears threatening to escape.

"Huey— Huey, what if he doesn't like me back? What if he doesn't like robots?" Boyd's breath became erratic as he began twisting and pulling on Huey's bedsheets. "What if he actually hates me? Wha-"

"Hey! Boyd, calm down, please." Huey held onto his friend's face forcefully but gently. "It's okay. Look at me. I'm here. Please focus on your breathing. You'll get through this, okay?"

Boyd stared into Huey's eyes without blinking, a single tear quietly running down his cheek. He closed his eyes abruptly and sniffed.

Huey pulled him into a hug.

"It's okay." 

"I'm here for you."

"You're not a bother."

"You're a real person."

"None of us hate you."

"You're more than just a robot."

He spent many minutes saying comforting words to his friend until Boyd's silent cries eventually calmed down.

This wasn't the first time they had done this.

"Boyd, listen to me," Huey spoke kindly but firmly, still holding his friend in his arms. "Nobody hates you, okay? Especially not Louie. He's your friend."

He could feel Boyd give a weak nod under his grasp, so he kept going:

"And you're my best friend, alright? I could never hate you. You're an amazing person who's going through a lot right now." He paused. "You should consider opening up to Louie about how you feel."

Boyd held tightly onto the back of Huey's clothes.

"Are you sure? Do you think it's a good idea?"

"Yes. Your heart will feel much lighter after you tell him the truth, trust me."

"...Okay. I will try."

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"So, did you have something you wanna tell me?" Louie crossed his legs.

He looked the same as always: hands in his pockets, nonchalant, peaceful and easy-going, yet also cunning and sharp... everything Boyd ever aspired to be.

Boyd gulped apprehensively.

"Louie, do you hate me?" He blurted out before getting straight to the point.

It was a good start.

Louie stared at him in surprise.

"What? No? Do I act like I hate you?"

Boyd bit down on his beak nervously.

"No... I just..." He looked away, his voice trailing off.

Louie decided to pick it up from there.

"Dude, you're like, one of the coolest people I know."

Boyd looked over at him again.

"And I love hanging out with you. Sometimes it feels like you're one of the only people who really get me."

"Really?" Boyd choked out. "I'm… glad you feel that way."

"Of course." Louie nodded. "I like you very much, dude. You're my friend."

Boyd's heart started racing as he struggled to get his words out.

"Actually-" He paused, opening up his beak to speak, but finding himself unable to do so.

Boyd's selective mutism was a recurring issue.

It had gotten slightly better over time, but there were still many moments where he would be too anxious to say anything out loud. 

Louie was already used to this, so he patiently waited for his friend to find his voice.

However, as more seconds stretched out, the more it seemed like he couldn't. Boyd was unable to get the words out of his throat. He stood completely frozen, except for his trembling beak, silently telling the words-

"—I love you?"

Louie's face flushed red.

He read Boyd's lips and accidentally let the words slip out of his mouth.

"That's what you were trying to say, right?" He tried playing it smooth, but it was clear that he was getting flustered.

After seeing the usually silver-tongued, smug, and overly confident Louie Duck crumble into a flushing mess, Boyd finally gathered enough courage to speak up:

"I love you."

Louie closed his mouth to focus all of his attention on the robot in front of him.

"I'm not sure since when, but... I think this is what I'm feeling" His voice grew increasingly steady the more he spoke. "I'm in love with you, Louie. You're amazing in every sense of the word. You're smart, funny, observant, assertive, loyal, trustworthy, level-headed, you're pretty, you always know what to say, you're compassionate, you pick up on the little details, you understand me, you make me feel better, you're so amazing..."

Boyd stopped for a moment, trying to pry for Louie's reaction.

"Louie?"

The duck's face was completely covered by his hoodie, with his hands covering his eyes.

But even then, Boyd could still tell with the help of his heat sensors that Louie's face was definitely blushing wildly.

"Louie? Are you—"

"BATHROOM BREAK!" He suddenly exclaimed, running away as fast as he possibly could.

"...Huh."

Boyd was very confused.

He was very, very confused, but…

Huey was right about one thing at least.

His chest didn't feel as tight anymore.

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