#(dare AND date)

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

me 🤝 eddie munson

being absolutely obsessed with steve harrington and unable to comprehend how no one else is

#love steddie where eddie is like. just the biggest wife guy #just completely unable to see flaws in steve like dustin will be like i love him but he's kind of dumb #and eddie is like ??? how dare you????? he's baby?????? #mike is like i don't get why you two are dating you're so cool and steve's so lame #and eddie's like how???? are you so wrong??????? and then a meteor mysteriously hits mikes character next dnd session #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Dani has a too many break-ups for Danny’s heart to handle as an older brother- So he gives her a criteria that her next boyfriend needs to fit for Danny to approve of their relationship. 

Dani was really excited about her new boyfriend. He was witty, and charming, knew how to sword fight and was absolutely stunning. He loved his family, was passionate about animals and social justice causes, and he was an artist! She had a thing for green eyes, and hey, he was actually super chill about them having flexible schedules to see each other (she had vigilante shit to do that she couldn’t explain)! It’s been going on for a few months and she’s honestly ready for him to meet Danny & Jazz but... 

The last time she was home it was for a broken heart and Danny was beside himself with worry over her. He made the guys recently deceased ancestors come forward to speak on his behalf and it was Mortifying- Danny was ready to throw down. And Dani had to admit, it was super sweet that her big brother cared so much. He’d happily given a shovel talk to each of her partners when she brought them home and he’d happily tried to bond with them and integrate into their lives. Danny always allowed her to make mistakes but respected her choices to only ever ask two questions when a new partner came into the picture: Do they make you happy? Do they treat you well? 

This last time he made a simple request, just could they please fit this one criteria? 

The thought comes to her unfortunately when she’s making out with her perfect match, her soul mate, this beautifully stabby man Damian Wayne, that she should bring up the deal breaker. Her brother gave her literally one request for her next partner, and by the ancients she didn’t want to disappoint Danny. 

Pulling away from her boyfriends kiss for just a moment, Dani quickly asks “Sorry, Sorry, it’s just...Have you ever died before?” 

Damian’s look of confusion and then concern grew on his normally collected face, which told her more than enough. 

“Okay great!” And she leaned back in, only to realize that he’s pulled back. 

“Would... Would you care to explain why you just asked me that?” Damian was doing his best to not jump to conclusions.

“Sorry, I just got in my head a bit about how you’re like, the light of my life and I want you to meet my family and then my brain wandered, before you did that thing with your teeth, to the fact that my brother kind of requested... um, well, he just asked that my next partner be, uh, don’t freak out if this sounds weird, but uh, be dead.” 

“He...He wants your partner to be dead.” 

“Well, Dead adjacent is perfectly normal in my family! It’s not like a whole thing! You’ve died before, so he’ll absolutely love you! And he’ll love you even more because you love me!” She smiles as brilliantly as the stars.

Damian isn’t sure for a second, but eventually asks: “Your family is ‘dead adjacent’ and you want me to meet them?” to which she happily confirms. 

“Do you... Wish to know how I-” Damian begins but she cuts him off “No! Never, I would never ask that of you. He won’t ask either! He actually has a better vision for these things so it probably won’t even come up! How does next Tuesday work?” 

“That should be fine, however, well...On the subject of family expectations ... Is it even possible that you might be a vigilante?” Damian’s worries melt away when his girlfriend smiles and lunges forward to kiss him. 

Families could have such weird expectations, you know? 

#Dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dani phantom #damian wayne #serious chaos #lmao dannys actual words were 'could you please just date someone i can relate to for once?' #dani interpreted that as meaning dead/undead #she's honestly not wrong for thinking that tho cause he's only ever tried to set her up on blind dates with other ghosts #Danny is a good big brother to her and i believe this to my dying breath #damian is so sure that shes a vigilante but has never dared to cross that line and ask #damian is like 'she can knock me on my ass she is clearly the perfect woman'

[zephyrchama]

"Do I have to?" Beelzebub asked hesitantly.

"You chose dare!" Asmodeus exclaimed. "You have to! Call him!"

Belphegor sighed. "Why didn't you choose truth instead?"

"I wanted to know what the dare would be," Beelzebub said, truthfully.

Mammon grabbed the D.D.D. out of his hands and punched in Simeon's number himself. "Hurry up 'n make the call! We ain't got all night!"

Everybody huddled around as the phone line started ringing. They wanted to be within range to hear it. Everybody except Lucifer, who wanted no part of it. He was sipping a glass of Demonus across the room and making sure this party game didn't get too rowdy.

It took five rings for Simeon to pick up. He sounded a little groggy, like he'd been woken from sleep. "Hello?"

"Simeon? Hi." Beelzebub's greeting was ordinary, but it sent Mammon into a fit of giggles. Somebody had too much to drink.

"Shut up, he's gonna hear you," Satan growled. Mammon's laugh turned into a shriek of pain after receiving a sharp elbow to the side. Belphegor shushed them both.

"Beelzebub? Are you there? Are you with your brothers?"

Leviathan grabbed Beel's shirt. "He's on to us! Abort mission!"

"I can't hear, shut up, shut up!" Asmodeus leaned in closer and urged Beel, "keep going!"

"Simeon." A bead of sweat rolled down Beelzebub's brow. "Is your refrigerator running?"

Silence. It only lasted seconds, but it felt like an hour. Then, "the refrigerator? One second." Footsteps could be heard on the line as Simeon walked through Purgatory hall. "It was fine when I made dinner this evening. Why?"

"I need to know if your refrigerator is running."

"Ok, ok. Hold on..."

The demon brothers waited for an answer with bated breath. It was probably the most quiet they'd been in a century. They heard a heavy door being opened, and finally. Simeon's answer.

"Nothing looks broken. Everything inside is still cold, and the light is on, so... yes? I believe it's running fine."

"Yesss," Leviathan whispered. "Finish the job, Beel!"

Asmodeus could hardly contain his snicker. Satan had a hand over his own mouth, but his leg bounced in anticipation. Belphegor was mouthing the ever-so-important punchline with a twinkle in his eye.

"I see. Well, then. You better go catch it."

Everyone in the room exploded into laughter (except Lucifer, who rolled his eyes), and Beelzebub quickly hung up the call with a confident smile. Mammon whooped, Belphegor fell back in relief, Levi and Satan high-fived, and Asmodeus jumped on Beel to give him the tightest hug he could muster. This monumental success was worthy of another round of drinks, and another round of Truth or Dare.

----

Minutes later, Leviathan's D.D.D. pinged. It was a text from Simeon.

"How do I 'catch' a refrigerator? Everything looks alright, but I can't risk the food inside going bad. Please assist."

#MC's probably the one who dared him to do it #obey me #obey me! #obey me scenarios #omswd #obey me headcanon #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me swd #obey me fanfic #obey me drabble #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan

[misc-obeyme]

Every time Leviathan speaks to you about anything, he immediately wishes he hadn’t. Nothing you do indicates that you think what he said was stupid. You react in a perfectly normal way. But somehow, he knows deep down that you’re just being nice to him.

Levi curls up in his tub at night and thinks of everything he’s ever said to you, over and over and over again. He remembers your reactions, but discards them in favor of what he assumes is the truth. One where you think about how odd he is, how you wish he would stop trying to talk to you. He thinks about how he can’t take it back. It’s too late and the damage is done.

Even when you reach out to him, when you start the conversation, when you ask him to go with you somewhere, when you show up to his room wanting to play video games, he still doesn’t believe that you actually like him. And every time you leave again, he’s obsessing over everything he did, everything he said.

And then one day, he isn’t. He’s not sure when it happened. Instead of the usual anxiety, he finds that he’s happy. That he’s grateful for the time he got to spend with you. He doesn’t question the things you said or did, doesn’t assume that underneath your smile you were wondering why you put up with him.

Levi knows that you like him. It’s in the way you never give up on him, the way you always seek him out. The times you’re vulnerable with him and tell him about your own feelings, needing comfort from him. The way you trust him with your thoughts, your truths.

It makes Levi realize that he can trust you, too. That he can hush those anxious thoughts telling him that he’s unworthy. Because now he sees his own worth when he looks into your eyes.

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#no this is not at all based on personal experience how dare you suggest such a thing #sigh levi is too much like me sometimes I swear #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me leviathan #om leviathan #leviathan obey me #obey me leviathan x reader #om leviathan x reader #leviathan obey me x reader #obey me levi x reader #om levi x reader #obey me levi #om levi #misc writes

[homkamiro]

Straight sniperscout please 🙏🏽

That's actually an interesting thought!!! Didn't knew which version of straight ship you wanted so I made both

#spy would absolutely beat sniper to death over and over again for dating with his ONLY daughter #how dare this dirty bushman touch his girl #nothing much to say about fem sniper situation #he's probably calling her mommy somewhere deep in his thoughts #it's way funnier if she's taller than him. little rabbit man #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #sniperscout #speeding bullet #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 femscout #tf2 femsniper #fem fortress

[jakeperalta]

honestly I really just think the only bad guys in the fight for eras tickets are the scalpers reselling tickets and the scammers tricking money out of people. that is it. not the fans going to more than one show, not the "locals" just wanting to go have a good night at a fun show. like if you're gonna be mad at anyone during all this at least make it the people profiting at others' expense!

#saw a video yesterday of a girl going to all three nashville shows and she clearly had a great time in costume each night #and the comments were FULL of hate and people blaming her personally for them not having tickets #and then today with the new dates the multiple show discourse is here again #and people bringing up how terrible it is that local/casual fans might dare attend #like. these are not the enemy! #talking #taylor swift

[lilislegacy]

this will NEVER stop being hilarious to me. i laugh every damn time i read it. i know some people think jealousy is unattractive, and many times it is, but annabeth being an absolute bitch to rachel always brought me SO much joy. ofc i love rachel now, but like annabeth just saying the most brutal things to her out of jealousy took. me. out.

annabeth is so freaking funny. and so unapologetically badass. she’s so “i don’t need a man but this man is MINE.” i love her so much. and percy just being terribly confused and exasperated over the two girls snapping at each other is the cherry on top. like i know it also came with a lot of angst and frustration, but the humor aspect of it is GOLD.

oh the joy it brings me. god bless annabeth chase

#my girl is so funny #annabeth is one of my favorite characters of all time #and i love how the SECOND annabeth and percy start dating #annabeth loves rachel #queen #LOL #annabeth chase #percy jackson #rachel dare #battle of the labyrinth #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians

[da-shrimping-station]

thinking about Solomon with scars

scars from before he became immortal, when he was as every bit of a reckless youth that would deal with the consequences when they come

scars from magic-related accidents, spells gone wrong or potions having violent reactions

scars from experiments on himself, his impatience getting the better of him instead of finding a willing subject

scars from people and demons, having believed all those conflated stories and not trusting him despite his honesty

scars from living through one millenia after another

The pacts and tattoos and scars layer over each other and Solomon has forgotten how his body looked like before the marks. He could imagine it. He could use his magic to cover it all up and make his skin look like a clean slate but he can't bear to do so. He simply won't. He's not ashamed. Those are proof of his existence and struggles. Why should he hide them?

#shrimpy rambling #I THINK IT'S NEAT YK???!!! #look me in the eye and tell me he has flawless skin i dare you #ya boi's been around the block for a loooong time now #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me headcanons #obey me solomon #🦐:ramblings

[hamiltonandpercyjackson]

i like to think that rachel would paint pictures of people she saw and all the book characters she read about

she would go to pottery places and paint monets on bowls to give to camp halfblood. and they would give her suggestions for what she could paint.

she would help the aphrodite kids bleach and tiedye their camp shirts, towels and sheets. they would teach her how to make natural paints and makeup from flowers and fruits

she would make murals on the sides of the training equipment with the apollo and hermes kids. she would help the demeter kids make clay handles for their gardening tools and paint them whatever they wanted.

she would be everyone’s best friend. even clarisse would secretly go to pottery with her

#i love rachel dare headcanons so much #i want to be the version of her that i’ve created in my mind #rachel dare is the ultimate girls girl #don’t hate me but i hc that she would date clarisse #they’re so perfect together #rachel’s fav lipbalm flavour would be mango or strawberry #rachel elizabeth dare #rachel dare #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #rick riordan #percabeth #riordanverse #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #leo valdez #autistic #hoo #toa

[connoisseur-of-love]

People 'love' to have morally grey characters. but then draw the line at the morally grey characters if they have even an ounce of dubious thoughts regarding sexuality/sex

#anti anti #proship #anti censorship #anti harassment #proshipper #antis dni #profic #pro fiction #Murder fine #dare thinking of dating your sister? #not fine

[ziglikesrain]

doodle that i forgot about but am now posting because i feel inactive😋

#it’s finals :( #i hate everything #except these two #and @locked-diary #and wolfstar #but other than that #EVERYTHING #anyways #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel fanart #huskerdust #they’re not dating OBVIOUSLY! #how dare you insinuate that #they’re just GOOD FRIENDS

[hontobakane]

#this scene cracked me up #it looks like a BL dating sim #Amigo Picante #The Sequel?? #kazumaji #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #also I'm sorry but #Majima in that suit #how dare he look so handsome in such a ridiculous getup #we don't need to talk about Kiryu the sexy mf ugh #he's so handsome in k2 I wanna cry #bono majima #mine

[ceruleanheaven]

the black brothers as mario and luigi

+ james as princess daisy

#dare i say........ #marius and reguluigi #and jamesy? jaisy? #yes they got their hats custom made #also idk shit abt mario lore but #google said daisy and luigi are dating so #also yes its a couples costume #yes theyre a couple #yes regulus is still losing it over james #can u blame him tho #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #jegulus #jegulus art #marauders #super mario

[cinematics123]

Buck (to the 118, Maddie & Athena): I’m Bi.

Hen: One of us!

Chim: Congrats to you!

Maddie: And congrats to you too, Eddie!

Eddie: Me?

Maddie: Yes….? Is this…? Evan’s bi and the two of you are… not(?) dating…?

Eddie: I’m not gay. Or bi. I’m normal.

The 118: LOUD SILENCE

Eddie: Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Buck: Maddie, did you think Eddie and I were-

Maddie: -No! Just wanted to say we love you baby brother!

Chim: -in law!

Bobby (quietly to Eddie): My office. Now.

#Bobby: How dare you not date my son?? #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #118 #firefam #118 firefam #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #911 spoilers #911 #buddie 911 #evan buck buckely #bi Buck #buckfucker #edmundo diaz #eddie díaz #gay eddie diaz #bi coming out #bi icons

[headcanonthings]

Bruce posting to the official Bruce Wayne Twitter account: I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Clark, responding: This is a lie.

Clark: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Clark: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

#this is how the world learns that reporter clark kent is dating billionaire bruce wayne #clark is embarrassed but a little relieved its been done #bruce quietly finds it hilarious because he didn't think clark would actually respond like that #he made the tweet on a dare from his kids #the batkids are loving it #are taking the opportunity to continue roasting bruce over his lack of kitchen skills #partly because they love roasting bruce but also since it helps bring a little attention of off clark #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect Batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #incorrect superbat quotes #dcu #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #superbat

[hensel-x]

I LOVE YOU Malignant 2021 an american horror film directed by james wan 

#my art #malignant 2021 #gabriel malignant #in the perfect world my boy is widely recognised as a tumblr sexyman that he is #slasher fandom #absolute genius of a horror #date material movie dare i say #horror fandom