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I’m just reposting this story because I’m about to post another story on ao3 and thought I should tell you guys this is also on there.

#ao3 #avengers #marvel #peter parker #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #tony stark #clint barton #bucky barnes #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #cassie lang #cassie #scott lang #scott

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The seven deadly sins

Yn: why do the other seven “deadly” sins don’t have even one day, when pride has a whole freaking month?!

The avengers: …

Yn: I mean honestly humanity has lost it. I would much rather spent a whole month stuffing my mouth with food then be proud of myself.

The avengers: …

Bruce: I mean… if you infer it- nevermind just-just-[sigh]

Yn: exactly!

#avengers #marvel #bruce banner #yn #male yn #Bruce #hulk #stupidity #today on tumblr #im bored

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threats

Y/n: “ …And they’ll never find the body” is such a bad threat. It should be something like “… And they’ll never stop finding the body”

Yelena: Or it could be something like “They’ll be finding parts of the body for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for at least 3 of them.”

Y/n: Now that’s a threat!

Everyone else in the room: * horrified silence*

#yelena belova #yn #avengers #marvel #yelena x y/n #threats #scared avengers

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Ouchie

Y/n: My arm ouches

Y/n: I’m not sure if it’s the stab wound or the fracture but it ouches

Bucky: Seriously!?!? You’ve got to be kidding me, right? How did you get stabbed?!

Y/n, pouting and shrugging: I don’t know! It just happens.

#avengers #marvel #bucky #bucky barnes #yn #bucky x Yn #Bucky Barnes x Yn #it just happened

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We’ll cross the bridge when we get there

The avengers and shield agents together struggling on a difficult save the earth mission

Steve: *worried* what are we going to do about the giant freaking monster headed for us when we can barely keep away the small ones

Natasha and Clint: we’ll burn that bridge when we get there

Daisy: Don’t you mean cross the bridge when we get there

Phil, Melinda, Maria and Nick, whom all had to deal with their shit: No they do not

Natasha and Clint, with flamethrowers somehow: No we do not

Sorry I haven’t been able to post good stuff lately. I have a lot more on my plate with PSLE this year

#avengers #marvel #clint barton #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #phil coulson #nick fury #maria hill #melinda may #daisy johnson #agents of shield #fire #flamethrower #they are both idiots

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Simplified

MARVEL's infinity saga

Single dad uses rock collection to end universal hunger, twice.

and we paid to watch it.

and its still better than what we get now.

#avengers #marvel #thanos #marvel cinematic universe #tony stark #natasha romanoff #clint barton #steve rogers #loki laufeyson #bruce banner #thor #thor odinson #loki odinson #loki odindottir #loki odinchild

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Movies simplified

Part 1 - I think I want to make this a series, so…

Captain America: The first Avenger

Man takes steroids to go fight in World War 2 with frisbee.

Best friend also ends up falling of train

#captain america #marvel #captain america the first avenger #steve rogers #bucky barnes

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Things change

Steve: Wait, didn’t you die?!

Tony: That was a week ago. Things change

#avengers #marvel #tony stark #steve rogers #incorrect avengers #incorrct quotes

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Rules are rules

Clint: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in

Natasha: No, I’m no gonna just kiss the next person tha-

Maria: *walks in*

Natasha: Well… Rules are rules…

#natasha romanoff #incorrect clint barton #clint barton #maria hill #incorrect marvel #incorrect natasha romanoff #blackhill #Incorrect Natasha romanoff #incorrect avengers

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Random facts

After years of the copyright to Mickey, he’s finally public domain

He’s our mouse now

#mickey mouse #disney #steamboat willie #public domain #Our mouse now

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Lightly

Tony: You were mugged?!

Natasha: Why would you not tell us?!

Y/n: *nonchalant* Because he was injured…

Peter: I was not injured… Just lightly stabbed

Tony and Natasha: *freaking out*StAbBeD??!!

Peter: LIGHTLY

#incorrect peter parker #avengers #marvel #tony stark #natasha romanoff #peter parker #y/n #yn #incorrect marvel #incorrect mama spider #spider mama #iron dad #incorrect irondad and spiderson #Spiderson #incorrect Peter Parker #Incorrect Spider-Man #black widow #spider man

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Bargaining

Benedict Cumberbatch bargaining with himself. Priceless!😂🤣

#benedict cumberbatch #dr strange #dormammu #marvel #avengers

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The cereal killer

Peter: if you eat the cereal, are you a cereal killer?

Tony! Kid what are you-

Y/n: shh let the child speak

Loki:*conjures a dagger*

Natasha:*takes the dagger and stabs the cereal box*

Clint:now she’s the cereal killer

Steve:*trying to eat cereal in peace* WhAt ArE YoU PeOpLe On

Bonus:

Bucky:*entering the room* awww you killed the cereal i wanted to eat that

#avengers #marvel #tony stark #clint barton #peter parker #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #loki #loki laufeyson #bucky barnes #yn #y/n #incorrect marvel #daggers

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The holiday season

Peter: Hey guys! Do you have any plans for the holidays.

Bucky: What are you talking about, kid?

Peter: You know, like plans… Visiting family, see friends, you know, to celebrate the holidays

Tony: Kid I Dont think you realise this but most of us don’t have families and the ones that do aren’t always on the best terms.

Steve: And in the case of friends… well…

Sam: We all live together, we see them every day. It’s not exactly special.

Peter: But you guys are famous! Dont you guys have other friends?

Clint: wow that’s the first time anyone thought we had friends outside of the avengers

#clint barton #peter parker #tony stark #steve rogers #sam wilson #bucky barnes #incorrect marvel #incorrect clint barton #incorrect peter parker #holidays 2023

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Wanna help?

Hey guys, I have, at the moment, no inspiration. I could say that it would be a while before I post again but I don’t want to do that to you people. Instead what I’m going to do is ask if anyone of you, reading this post, would want to give me ideas or something. If you guys want I can also help with editing or anything else you want to do. (Really guys I’m bored) If you want to help or want me to help, you can message me and we can talk what to do. Thank you all for supporting me and it has been amazing to entertain you all. Happy holidays!

#happy holidays #i’m bored #help #today on tumblr

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Casting call

If all marvel actors from every movie were in the same room:

Producer:Hey, Chris! Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, Pine:Yes? Producer: The strong and muscular one. Looks good? Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, Pine: Umm…Hello…

Producer: The one playing Peter!

Holland: Yes?

Producer: Damn it! Not you Tom!

Hardy, Hiddleston: *Hurt puppy*What did I do?!?!

Producer: *frustrated* UGH…

Reynolds: *acting like Deadpool* Wow, now that’s one way to do things… Producer: *lying on floor, exhausted*Ughh…Not now Ryan

Also producer: I don’t get paid enough to deal with this…

#marvel #avengers #chris hemsworth #chris evans #chris pratt #chris pine #tom hiddleston #tom hardy #tom holland #ryan reynolds #loki #spider man #peter parker #peter quill #steve rogers #steve #peter #deadpool #wade wilson #thor #thor odinson #loki laufeyson #eddie brock #Venom #producer

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Names

Bruce: Guys! I just realised that’s Tony spelled backwards is Y not. Everyone: *looks at Tony* Rhodey: Fitting considering that is Tony’s answer to everything. Sam: If that’s the case then Natasha back wards is Ah Satan Everyone: *looks at Natasha* Clint: yeah that sounds about right.

Bonus:

Shield agents: mmhmm

everyone: *shudders* Natasha: *evil grin*

#natasha #natasha romanoff #tony stark #clint barton #avengers #marvel #agents of shield #Tony #clint #sam #sam wilson #Shield #names #bruce banner #bruce #james rhodes #rhodey