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BRISEIS, BUT SONG OF ACHILLIES RANT.

Ok briseis is my fucking queen to start it off. She a bad bitch and knew achillies wasn’t really all that shit. Then she be literally iconic since the first time she was introduced by not being homophobic and just being chill, and I love how she doesn’t even try to hit on anyone cuz my queens like

‘Ew no.’

Like girl then you go and stand up to achillies bitch add kid!?

All I’m saying is that when briseis died that was the most heartache I’ve felt since anything.

#tsoa #briseis #patrochilles #achilles and patroclus #achilles x patroclus #patroclus #tsoa patrochilles #achilles #song of achilles #the song of achilles #tsoa achilles

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xanderio1 · 2 months

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⚠️Tw for panic attacks⚠️

Peter,clawing at his face, trying to breath, gasping for air as he bawls his eyes out: Mr stark I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so so sorry. P-please please don’t leave!

Stark, knowing exactly what to do: *pulls Peter into a tight hug as he starts scratching softly at Peter’s scalp, and rubbing his back* it’s okay kid, you didn’t do anything wrong, and I’m never ever ever going to leave you.

And as Peter sits there, at Mr starks chest feeling calmer than ever, he knows. He knows for once he’s free, safe and that everything will be okay.

#iron dad #iron man #peter parker #spider son #spiderman #marvel incorrect quotes #spiderman angst #marvel angst #marvel headcanons #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #panic attack

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xanderio1 · 2 months

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Peter: Mr stark, stop please calm down

Tony: kid stay out of the way! He fucking stabbed you I’ll fucking kill him!

Peter: me.stark, please,I’m fine, please calm down! *peter, holding tony by his arms*

Tony: kid, you’ll understand when you’re older now let me go!

Peter, done with this shit with a migraine: tony. Stark. Stop this right fucking now.

Tony: 😨

Pepper, proud mama bear: 🥹

Morgan, giggling at Tony’s face: ☺️

Bucky who accidentally stabbed Peter in battle and feels horrible about it: 😥

Happy, proud uncle bear: 🥹

#iron dad #iron man #peter parker #spider son #spiderman #marvel incorrect quotes #morgan stark #pepper potts #happy is not happy #happy hogan #mcu #marvel headcanons #marvel

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xanderio1 · 3 months

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Peter: Mr Stark, I need some help

Tony: what with?

Peter: YOUR MUM!

Tony: haha that's funny kid.

Steve: 💀

Loki: 😀

Tony: especially since bucky killer my mum.

Bucky: it's probably better if I sit this one out. 😶🫥

Rhodes: *laughing his ass off*

Tony: *wheezing at the kids face*

Later on Peter professedly apologised as Loki had put him up to it, Peter, as such did not know Mr.starks mum died. Tony said it was fine and that it was funny but Peter did not care and ended up crying.

#iron dad #iron man #peter parker #spider son #spiderman #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel headcanons #spider sosn and iron dad head cannon

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xanderio1 · 5 months

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Bakugou: izuku I want a child

Izuku: I'm a guy.

Bakugou: no shit. I want a child.

Izuku: kacchan, I'm a boy, a man, a non uterus holding homosexual homosapien.

Bakugou: what the fucks a uterus?

And that's how bakugou found out what sex is :)

#mha bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #bkdk incorrect quotes

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xanderio1 · 5 months

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ANGSTY SPIDERSON AND IRON DAD HCS

1.🕊️ (Warning for @bus3)

Peter loved aunt may but aunt may blammed Peter for uncle Ben's death, leading her to become cold, and abusive towards Peter. Peter, without any remaining family members or friends that could help him, felt that all hope was lost. Until he became Spiderman.

After Peter and tony met, they started to form a close relationship, some would say (*cough cough* rohdey, pepper and happy *cough cough*) a fatherly son sort of bond. Peter thought of it like this and so did tony but they never let eachother know. One day, when the avengers bought Peter along on a mission, he got hurt. It was supposed to be an easy mission, punch some bad guys and save the day as always.

Peter had his ribs broken (classic Peter 😭)

As Hellen cho patched him up, making sure his excelertated healing didn't heal his ribs in the wrong place, she noticed the cuts and bruises all along his body. Informing the avengers as Hellen dearly loved Peter, they all knew who did it.

And that's how they figured out why Peter doesn't like going home

That's how they figured out why Peter didn't talk about may.

That's how Peter moved into the avengers tower.

2.🕊️

Tony had a bracelet that he gave to Peter. He didn't expect him to ever wear it, assuming that Peter thought it would be too 'girly'.

Peter wore it EVERYWHERE.

Peter knew that it could track his location, vitals, emotions E.T.C, but he didnt mind, because he trusted mr. Stark with his life. Tony got an alert from F.R.I.D.A.Y, saying:

"mini boss is in distress sir, elevated heart beat showing, and distortion. He's showing signs of a panic attack. Location: midtown school."

Tony dropped everything, and was at the highschool in three minutes flat.

Ever since then, tony did his best to help Peter, and get him to co-operate. Now in his locker at school, aswell as ned's and MJ's, theres a spidey safe kit, and in the tower, everything Peter needs to calm down.

There's one problem, no one knows why he has them, and no one asks due to the order of iron dad (as Nat, rhodey, Steve and pepper now call him), because tony trusts that when the time comes, he will tell him.

And if Peter needs him at any time, click the little button on the bracelet.

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xanderio1 · 5 months

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Izuku fighting shigaraki and AFO: 👹

Bakugo coming back alive: IM BAKUGOU KACCHAN

Izuku: 🐇🐰❤️🥰😘🤩❤️‍🩹

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xanderio1 · 5 months

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Peter, in his room at Avengers tower, speaker on full volume: I DID MY TIME.

Tony, over the P.A system: AND I WANT OUT.

Bucky, bursting into Peter's room: SO EFFUSIVE FADE. IT DOESNT CUT.

(lyrics to psychosocial by slipknot)

Rhodey, listening to dancing queen ( ABBA): 😦

Steve, listening to killer Queen (queen): 😦

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xanderio1 · 5 months

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Bakugou: IM KACCHAN BAKUGOU!

Midoriya, crying is eyes out: 😦

All for one: 😶

Kirishima, screaming: SO MANLY KACCHABRO 🤩

#my hero academia #mha headcanons #mha bakugou katsuki #deku mha #mha bakugou #mha #mha fanart #mha spoilers #bakudeku #mha bkdk #bnha bkdk #bkdk incorrect quotes #all for one #kirishima eijirou #kirishima incorrect quotes

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xanderio1 · 6 months

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Peter, panicking: come on Mr stark pick up please...

F.R.I.D.A.Y: sir, the 'spider child' is trying to call during school hours, would you like me to put him through?

Tony, sighing: year sure put him through fri-"

Peter: MR STARK, MR STARK THANK GOD!

Tony: kid? What's wrong?

Peter, stalling: uhhhhm hypothetically if I accidentally blew up the science block because I didn't know what I was putting into an experiment would you be mad?

Tony: ...

Peter:...

Tony:...

Peter: 😀

Tony: I'll come pick you up. I'll pay for the damages while I'm there.

Peter: 😊

#tony stark incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stank #iron man #iron dad #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #spiderman #spider son #spiderman incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel headcanons #marvel #marvel shitpost #shitpost

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xanderio1 · 6 months

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Bakugo: YOU WANNA GO!? LETS FUCKING GO. COME ON YOU EGOTISTICAL BALD ASS FURRY.

Afo: 😧😔

Izuku: 😩🛐

Shigaraki: 😗

Mama inko and mama mitsuki: 🩴😠☺️

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xanderio1 · 6 months

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Freddy: Im so angry. They can't just do that *stomps foot*

Roger, mimicking Freddy: *stomps foot*

Brian, clapping his hands together* everyone calm down we need to just think rationally.

John: 😧

(I know this isn't how we will rock you was made but yk)

#we will rock you #queen band #queen #rock music #classic rock #freddy mercury #freddie mercury #roger taylor #brian may #john deacon #queen incorrect quotes #bass #drums #electric guitar #piano #singer

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xanderio1 · 6 months

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Peter: ugh Mr.Thor I told you to stop leaving mijolnir in my room.

Thor: Ah, sorry man of spiders, I must've forgotten-

Peter, holding mijolnir:

Thor: 😧

Peter 🤨

Tony: 😧

Natasha: 😏

Loki: 😧

Steve: 😀

Bucky: 😶

Peter, just being stared at and starts to become uncomfortable: what is it? What did I do?

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