#wish it was me

[gubsbuubs]

I just need to share something that I think about all the time

How does Aubrey Plaza's husband sleep at nigh knowing that Matthew kissed her like this?

#liz talking shit #wish it was me #mgg #aubrey plaza #spencer reid #cat adams

[cuethediscoandthedrinks]

maybe the male na'vi use plants to masturbate;

imagine it; the forest is filled with intriguing plant-life, lush and full of unique tones, textures and cycles. the possibility of a specific species of flower or moss used for sexual pleasure must be likely

maybe due to a special breed of mangroves that only grow there, it's deemed a sacred place to explore any sexual desires; hanging down, soft golden luminous fronds enable a connection from the na'vi to eywa through intertwining the cord

during the breeding season, mateless males in heat flock to the dedicated marsh, home to some of the softest, wettest, squishiest mosses and plants. during the small hours of the night, it's common to find a desperate na'vi; face contorted in a kind of secret ecstasy, wantonly thrusting into the moistened grass, head bowed low and hair lurking back and forth in time with his sensuous movements

the fluorescent pigments of green, purple and blue light up around where he kneels; his knees pushing ever-deeper into the dampened earth, toes curling into the soil. his engorged cockhead rubbing up against the undergrowth, the pressure of his shaft coaxing the fresh water out from the thick, green mossy clumps enveloping him in the dark midnight-hued slickness

there's likely some social etiquette that surrounds where you breed too; far from others, as the concept of na'vi arousal is an especially intimate one. cord interwoven with that of the glowing mangroves above him, in the midst of his eager thrusts and heavy gulps of hot, marshy air, he whispers some prayers to the all-mother, and thanks her for granting him this fertile soil, this wet warmth, this closeness; yearning for the day he can find it once more with his true mate, "...uh-uhnh..ngengeyä tstxo swok livu..nìngay..hnnhgh..n-ningay"

[...sacred be your name..amen, amen]

#wish it was me #i'd be a marsh #if it meant being fucked by a na'vi #+reqs open lovelies #jake sully smut #colonel miles quaritch #tonowari smut #tsu'tey #jake sully x reader #colonel catboy quaritch #colonel quaritch #avatar miles quaritch #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch smut #tonowari #discosmut #discomusings🥂 #cuethedisco #cuethediscoandthedrinks

[altdoux]

#when the music bussin #ror hermes #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #wish it was me #manga panel

[unkn0wnnerd]

Office Romance with SSA Aaron Hotchner

#criminalminds #aaron hotchner #ssa aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner smut #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner x y/n #hotch #moodboard #office romance #wish it was me

[captainsigge]

Smooch 💋

#i am thirsty #so thirsty #pls lord #give me a tall glass of your most delicious vintage #wish it was me #kissing that zhent in the Elfsong Tavern #life is not fair #bg3 #bg3 rugan #rugan #rugan bg3 #rugan fuckers unite #rugan x tav #tav x rugan #baldurs gate 3 rugan #zhent #zhentarim #kisses #gale kisses #mods

[reviewinghiccup]

Astrid, you and I have been through everything together.

You don’t think we could handle this?! Astrid you have me, no matter what, okay?

Whatever that means, whatever you want it to mean.

I am with you. There will always be…

… a Hiccup and Astrid.

Always.

#httyd #histrid #toothless the dragon #hiccup haddock #vikings #astrid hofferson #hiccup x astrid #race to the edge #blindsided #romance #love #wish it was me

[artsyyghost]

Punk hehe

#punk #traditional art #illustration #punk rock #pop punk #punk aesthetic #aesthetic #ink #character design #character art #wish it was me #crazy hair #art

[lemonade-grass]

I can't stop edging to girls getting pissed on

#wish it was me #piss k1nk #piss kink #pee on me #ftm girl #ftm misgendering #fakeboy #misgender me #i love edging #good girls edge #edge slave #edgeing

[houseofstarvingghosts]

#legsfordays #legs for days #ed struggles #tw eating things #anamia #think thin #depression ed #e🌧 #sk1nny #bonespo #legspo #th1nspo #wish it was me #not me #houseofstarvingghosts

[tennant-davids]

just told my colleague that i'm seeing macbeth this weekend and she asked me who was in it, so i said david tennant, and she said give me a minute to look him up, see if i know who he is. and i froze. because what must that be like. i cannot fathom.

#i'm struggling with this one i won't lie #wish it was me #also absolutely thrilled it's not #for context she is the same age as me and she is from the uk she has no excuse lmao #.txt

[hopelessly-hopeful-romantic]

"i wanna sleep with you but like in the innocent way"

Found on pinterest!

#give me attention #i love you so much #i wanna be loved #when will it be my turn #not fair not fair not fair #i want a relationship #relationship goals #wish it was me #sleep together #cuddles #fall asleep #in eachothers arms #please hold me #hold me closer #please love me #hopeful romantic #physical touch #love language #lovers #romance art #pinterest board #not my art #couples #couples art #safe place #intimacy #physical intimacy #gentle #delicate #soft love

[gothhobbithoe]

Oh to be a mermaid lazily lying on the beach, combing her hair after sinking a ship

#wish it was me #mermaids

[gooey-boop]

A doodle request that I took too far lol- anon and Papy having some cuddle time 🧡

Let's ignore how bad the clothes look- I'm out of practice :P

#undertale #papyrus #x reader #fanart #wish it was me #sobs

[exhaustedkittenwitch]

Appreciation post for those are able to romanticize studying and coursework cause that shits HARD

#studying #wish it was me #i cant do this #homework #studyblr #school #study motivation #respect #πανελληνιες #panellinies

[hitmewithabusposts]

PDA with the guys HC’s (part 1? Idk if I’m gonna make a part 2)

Johnny

Would always keep a protective eye over you especially if you were on set, in that case he would always try to be close to you then too

Him hugging you from behind

Resting your head on his shoulder, especially after a long day of filming

Forehead kisses 🫶

If you guys were on set or filming and sitting around he would pull you down to sit on his lap wherever he was

On red carpets or anywhere with paparazzi he would hold your hand or you would wrap your arm around his to stay close

Steve-O

ALWAYS having his arm around your shoulders

Leading you around with him at parties and on set

In between takes he would wanna take naps with you

Big, dramatic kisses on your cheek, especially when he was in a rush and had to run off to film another bit

Always kicking the other guys out of their chairs so he could sit closest to you

Chris

Constantly holding your hand whether you’re driving, on set, sitting at home, or out at dinner

Would sneak up behind you when you were busy and just cover your face is tons of little kisses

Secretly (not so secretly) would be the small spoon when you guys would nap during breaks in filming on set

If he’s beside you and not holding your hand, he’s got an arm around your waist

Just constantly staring at you with a big dopey smile on his face until you noticed and ran over to give him a quick kiss.

Ryan

Randomly kisses the back of your hand or shoulder when walking

Long hugs

Laying his head in your lap when lounging around both on set and at home

He would play with your hair almost CONSTANTLY

Piggy back rides everywhere around set from him

#wish it was me #johnny knoxville #steve o #Chris #chris pontius #ryan dunn #jackass #headcanon #send recs please

[ceraea]

Reaper's Regrets

By _ceraea_/me

"I yearn for someone to fear the thought of losing me as much as others dread my presence. Love is in the air they say, but like everyone else

It dreads my existence and avoids me as guilt avoids death's blade"

#writers and poets #writers on tumblr #writing prompt #poetry #writerscommunity #writing #oneshot #sad prompts #sad poem #sad poetry #light angst #angst #grim reaper #our flag means death #ao3 writer #ao3feed #ao3 link #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #wrong person #wrong time #female writers #original art #original writing #wattpad #wish it was me #sadgirl #sad thoughts #sad quotes #artists on tumblr