exhaustedkittenwitch

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#cat #cat owner #they do that

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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at this point spotify is just calling me gay

#its not wrong #but still #thats not the point #spotify #spotify wrapped #spotify playlist #song of the day #music #song #lyrics #gay #pansexual #bisexual

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"Would you want it [the racquet] back?"

"Do you have any idea how much it cost? Yes I want it back."

"It wouldn't bother you that it was used as a murder weapon?"

"It didn't kill anyone important."

Neil Josten, you will always be famous.

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neil is very quiet for a long time after joining the foxes. no matter how vigilant wymack tries to be, he never heard neil coming while they lived together. he got very good at hiding his flinch because neil definitely scared him more than he scared neil

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praying to God for patience isn't working lads,

time to start praying to Satan for a gun

#satan #please #send help #at my limit #god

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If all else fails at least I still have my french lesbians

#portrait of a lady on fire #marriane #héloïse #celine sciamma #lesbians #french #Sad

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my role in the friend group is "the sphinx" (i talk in riddles and stand in doorways blocking the exit)

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"i wasn't in love with him" said confidently by someone who fucked the dirt where his dead body rests

#saltburn #did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion? #i litterally cannot

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responding to any criticism of any of the characters in saltburn with “god forbid bisexuals do anything”

#saltburn #saltburn movie

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this house suddenly got quite crowded I might have to leave your walls in the end :(

or not lets see

Why are you in my walls?

cause it's comfy here

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would you rather i not be comfy in your walls?

Why are you in my walls?

cause it's comfy here

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bringing this back to add the notable mention of Porcia who just said aight if my husband gets arrested for treason ill simply kill myself

If I had a nickle for every time my Latin school book had a text that was about a model woman and her main character trait was that she offed herself to protect her husbands honor/show her love for him I'd have two nickles , which isn't alot but WHYY

#rip porcia #latin #latin language #θεωρητική #πανελλήνιες

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Why are you in my walls?

cause it's comfy here

#walls #warm and comfy