this is the funniest possible explanation to give for why i can’t see tolys as jewish. tbh.
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at this point spotify is just calling me gay
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I think all of Bruce's exes should be put in a room together just so sweet farmers' boy Clark would be surrounded by every villain/gray character in Gotham complaining about what fucking Batman has done to their reputation.
I don't remember who said it but someone made a joke abt superbat + the plot of Scott Pilgrim vs The World... like Clark has to defeat Bruce's 7 evil exes before he can date him
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Pissing myself over this auto generated playlist description
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Writing a fic and autocorrect tried to correct “Gojo” to “God.” 😭😭
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This you?
(I have no idea what's going on)
I-
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u guys know that tiktok thing when u go yo page 30 of the nearest book yo you and its supposed to describe your love life
Well I'm asexual and...
it was a blank page.
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my camera roll did a silly
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Incorrect BOTW Quote #1
Barkeeper: That's 50 bucks
Link: I saved your life
Barkeeper: That's still 50 bucks
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found this gem deep in my folders. do i know why i have it? no. is it your problem now? yes.
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Eldest sibling angst <3
ahkskjdfkjdf i shouldve expected that honestly 😂
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top 10 submissions that gave me psychic damage: wilbur soot from dsmp.
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