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dob: these bats have been here a thousand years, they must have got into some weird stuff

bats: we call it evolution but sure!

#sexual bat carnage #dob #the thousand bats that each have a human hand in their chest #oxventure #outsidextra #oxtra #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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prudence: the world can burn, i'm not getting these elves their libido back

#truer words have never been spoken #i love the hate wizard #prudence #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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prudence: these are the least sexy elves we've ever met

dob: maybe that's what happened here... the crystal is sapping their sexiness

corazon: it's a sex sapping crystal!

#SEXY. ELF. META. MY. BELOVED! #prudence #dob #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #outsidextra #oxboxtra #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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samira: there was sort of just a... loud wizard who was giving those out

corazon: if it makes you feel better we beat his ass

samira: what?

corazon: we beat his ass

samira: BRING REFRESHMENTS FOR OUR FRIENDS!

#dob: he was a thousand years old? corazon: that's why it was so easy to beat his ass #andy is on some fuckshittery this episode #peak andy farrant fuckshittery #samira #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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johnny: it is identical to the one that you, again, got out of a wizard by beating him senseless

corazon: yeah we did!

#he's the human pirate rogue form of the >:3 face #dob is :3 and prunes is >:) and corazon is >:3 #johnny chiodini #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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johnny: there is a plinth with a crystal on it

corazon: okay well i was expecting some kind of sexual carnage but crystal is good!

#it's what we're here for #kinda upset at the lack of the sexual carnage a la sect appeal tho #johnny chiodini #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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corazon: i've experienced crews who've been marooned for a long time on their own, and let's just get it out in the open

corazon: what weird thing have you done?

#what weird thing have you based your society around or what weird practice - do you eat each other? #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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elf: *screaming*

egbert: is this the noise they make when they're horny?

prudence: please don't maintain this bit

#it's one of the noises... #also once again #horny elf meta my BELOVED #egbert #prudence #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working

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merilwen: i've met some haughty elves in my time but they're not on this level

corazon: you've met some horny elves?

#you've met forty elves? #horny elf meta my beloved #merilwen #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #outsidextra #oxboxtra #elf fulfilling prophecy #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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liliana: it’s a magical seal

egbert: i’ve got a magical seal

#BOMF! #lady liliana #egbert #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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corazon: you ever seen a tome like this prudence?

prudence: yeah i saw it upstairs earlier

#this bit made me SHRIEK #so quick from jane oh my god #corazon de ballena #prudence #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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johnny: there is a dagger held to your throat

dob: that might be what’s wrong!

#you think? #bbg dob #my meow meow #johnny chiodini #dob #oxventure #outsidextra #yes i will be tagging luke as oxtra still let me LIVE! #oxtra #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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johnny: even while you’re sliding in on a tidal wave of disapproving grease, you can’t help noticing she looks sharp

#it's called fashion sweaty look it up #disapproving grease is a great band name #johnny chiodini #oxventure #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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dob: egbert, speaking of out of your system…

corazon: we know this! it’s a cloaca situation!

johnny: one handy dandy orifice

#evil. evil bad and also wrong. #nothing handy OR dandy #johnny jail #dob #corazon de ballena #johnny chiodini #oxventure #outsidextra #outsidexbox #oxboxtra #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working

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egbert: it could be your last night on earth! if you have feelings for each other you should probably let them out!

dob: no strong feelings, it's just something to do

corazon: it just passes the time

#dob/corazon truthers falling to their knees #i love you pandemic oxventure you guys got so weird so quickly #every ep is just... so feral so unhinged so strangely horny on main #egbert #corazon de ballena #dob #oxventure #outsidexbox #outsidextra #oxboxtra #hunter pressure #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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liliana: i succeeded, after a fashion

corazon: you’ve been after my fashion for too long

#corazon is just so catty this ep #but i love how liliana has just been tailoring corazon's wardrobe #but also hear me OUT when they get necropolis on sea back #corazon in some excellent gothic ass robes #bc he's such a powerful wizard duh #(i have a secret blorbos-in-dresses agenda shhhh) #corazon de ballena #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working?

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johnny: prudence you wake up because you have a sense of foreboding that something might be wrong

jane: oh… relatable…

#oh it's entirely too real #johnny chiodini #jane douglas #prudence #oxventure #outsidexbox #oxbox #frenemy at the gates #are queue working bard or bardly working?