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#truer words have never been spoken
vanilasky · 7 months
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CARLANDO FOREVER
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berlingotesque · 2 months
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Sammy and Norman are so so silly they make me unwell /pos
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Same dude 😔
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sunscall · 7 months
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my favourite thing about macdennis is their weird domestic habits like wdym they rented all their furniture for more than two decades instead of buying them. they rented the predator movie each time too even though it's their favourite movie that they've watched 30 times in the last two months. mac peels dennis' apples for him and dennis isn't allowed to eat apples with them. they have monthly dinners that they look forward to where they dress nicely and go to fancy restaurants. MONTHLY. mac only knows how to cook boxed mac and cheese and dennis screams at him for this but doesn't consider taking up cooking himself ofc. they make a room in their suburbs house a trash room and paste fresherners all over the room bc they don't know how to just take out the trash like normal people. they need two rooms and two bathrooms at minimum as a home, and bc they can't find that, they'd rather sleep with dee and an old man in one bed in a house with only one bathroom. the fact that basically nothing in their house before the fire belonged to mac, and dennis supposedly hates living with mac and yet still does even though they're pushing 50. they seem to share their finance, and dennis tells mac to stop buying the rock drinks using it. dennis lets mac massage his pecs and dye his hair. they do all this and yet dennis acts like mac is insane for acting like they're a couple.
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wtfjd95 · 7 months
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"Boobs should never be trapped! Unless it's for supportive reasons like back pain!"
Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect 2, 2014.
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lesmiserablol · 1 year
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wheres that one post thats like. hozier is not some mystical swamp creature hes just some dude named andrew.
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“a good pin attempt just has to look like sex” -kevin steen
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kruemel8 · 3 months
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Dante edit on TikTok.
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compulsiveaquatic · 1 month
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Splatsville is such a diverse and magical place
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sleaterkinnie · 3 months
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I CRY AT THE START OF EVERY MOVIE I GUESS CUZ I WISH I WAS MAKING THINGS TOO BUT IM WORKING FOR THE KNIFE
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sincenewyorks · 7 months
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fatestitcherr · 13 days
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the heart of the ocean is like the bermuda triangle, just less geometric
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Naruto - CH 608
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koheletgirl · 8 months
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[id: the following discord messages from user luce: 1. AUGHRGGGGG 2. no one has ever been eponine before and no one will be again. also every teenage girl is eponine /end id]
wise words from @jondrettegirls
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rabid-mercenary16 · 18 days
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You can't choose who walks into your life
But you can choose which window you throw them out of
Exactly
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