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sauriansolutions · 2 months

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I got the Birthday Boy Azul card! And holy shit, it's got me in stitches.

Azul on the homescreen:

"Boy I sure am glad to be another year older, so people will take me more seriously as a businessman!"

Azul's birthday interview:

"So, what do you like to do on your birthday?"

"Same thing I do every day-- run my business! Have I told you I run a business?"

"Yes, multiple times. Don't you have any hobbies besides making money?"

"I collect coins!"

"Okay, that's sorta just..."

"Rare and valuable ones!"

"WOW COOL, anyway, all that schoolwork and business-running sounds stressful. What do you do to relax?"

"Read business magazines! Alone, in my room! In the dark!"

"..."

"With my coin collection for company!"

"Do you do anything fun and normal?"

"Well, I'm in the board game club--"

"Oh thank God, something relatable--"

"--I got interested by playing this board game themed around running a business!"

Azul.

Azul, I love you, but... have you ever considered that there might've been... other reasons you were bullied as a child?

Why is he like this. Has he always been like this? Was Azul just the coral sea version of the Boss Baby? Hatched out of his egg wearing a little suit jacket, with a Rolex on all eight arms...

#twisted wonderland #twisted shitposting #azul ashengrotto #i guess he'd technically have ten arms so #add two more Rolex's #he also wears glasses specifically to look smarter #I love this terrible dork so much

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tinyfantasminha · 3 months

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we don't want fur on the food now do we

#twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst masterchef #jack howl #twst meme #twst shitpost #get jack out of the kitchen.... what if his tail knocks out a pan of frying oil......#im surprised they didnt give him a cooking hair net who thought this was a good idea #theres white fur all over my parfait #myart

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r-aindr0p · 2 months

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Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

#twisted wonderland #culinary crucible #ace trappola #idia shroud #cater diamond #lilia vanrouge #ortho shroud #what’s up with the smiley guys giving you a 1 #not ruggie giving a 4 while divus literally refused instantly to even taste the food please…#and idia being well himself is just absolutely fantastic #he’s so damn pathetic why is he holding the spatula with the tips of his fingers (affectionate)#loving his voiceline abt cater bringing him the happy meal toy whenever it’s anime themed #twst shitpost #managed to pull him and still have 100+ rolls waiting for rollo and I will stack more keys

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 4 months

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Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

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forgwater · 6 months

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#this line of dialogue made me feel like some poor shaking skrunkly cat #twst #twisted wonderland #twst meme #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland shitpost #twst shitpost #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland meme #rollo flamm #rollo flamme #twst rollo #glorious masquerade #twst masquerade #twst glorious masquerade #twst yuu #ramshackle prefect #twst event

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lullamiine · 7 months

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Yuus. (affectionately)

I got more ideas for them so be prepared >:3

#twisted wonderland #twst #shitpost #doodle #fanart #twst yuu #enma yuuken #hirasaka yuuka #mito yuuta #kuroki yuuya #naming all the yuus sounds like a tongue twister :skull:#also an excuse to study the manga artstyle kek

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snowberryc · 7 months

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When you remember that paintings can talk in TWST:

You can't forget about Rosalia from Cater's vignette, she's lonely too.

#twisted wonderland #twst imagines #twst malleus #malleus draconia #twst shitpost #art #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst art #twst grim #can you imagine the great seven just talking to crowley about how he should look after the prefect better #i feel like malleus would just throw tea parties for people who get rejected or not invited to parties like himself #malleus x yuu #yuu is crowleys adopted child but crowley is a very bad father #twst yuu #twst rosalia bc cater doesnt appreciate her enough

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sauriansolutions · 4 months

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Omg it's them

#roflmao #trey clover #ace trappola #it's them #twisted wonderland #twisted shitposting

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inkblot-mirror · 16 days

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I made a Silver version as one of my first posts here, but this arguably fits better

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst meme #twst shitpost #vil schoenheit

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tinyfantasminha · 6 months

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guys unfortunately ace trappola has to die I have to kill him

#twisted wonderland #twst meme #twst shitpost #jack howl #ace trappola #THEY SHARED 3 EVENTS TOGETHER..... AND IN ALL OF THEM JACK IS R CARD WHILE ACE IS SR OR HIGHER 💀HOW IS THIS FAIR #JACK IS ON HIS FOURTH R CARD. FOURTHHHHHHH #ACE HAS ZERO EVENT R CARDS #I hope after this ace gets thrown in R jail and jack starts getting the SRs im so SICK AND TIRED FOR THIS #this is no longer an anti-idia zone its an anti-trappola zone #i want that twink obliterated #also me: *wants to roll for ace playful dress SSR*

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r-aindr0p · 7 months

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✨Bon appétit ✨

#twisted wonderland #rook hunt #twst rook #twst shitpost #culinary crucible #craving pastries rn aah #torche au marron or kouign-amann are so good hjfjhkf #it’s canon every french person is cursed and can only bake croissants can confirm I cooked rice and got croissants #going bonkers every time there’s a new rook or idia card #and jp will have a rollo card soon I’m loosing it i need it

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 10 months

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Yuu: (in the water) if either of you two tries to drown me I'll kick you

Floyd: (laughing) I'd like to see you try Shrimpy~

Jade: (smiling) I think in water we are a bit to fast for you Prefect

~later~

Azul: so what's with the bruises?

Floyd: (with a black eye) Shrimpy is mean

Jade: (also with a black eye) I understimated the Prefect

#disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst yuu #twst #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland shitpost #twisted wonderland yuu #twst azul #twisted wonderland azul #azul ashengrotto #twst jade #twisted wonderland jade #jade leech #twst floyd #twisted wonderland floyd #floyd leech

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helveroz · 28 days

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I’m still trying to find my apology speech

*click for better quality* [ ⚠️ Do not Repost without Credit || Likes and reblogs are welcomed ✅️ ]

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lullamiine · 1 month

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Twst as pokémons! (the sequel)

If anyone got better suggestion as to what pokémon I should assign these bad bois do tell! (I'm bad at doing so rr)

#twisted wonderland #twst #pokemon #fanart #doodle #shitpost #*inhales*#riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #ortho shroud #epel felmier #ace trappola #deuce spade

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forgwater · 3 months

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Caters Revenge

Crowley had it coming.

(special thanks to @ferns-island for the graffiti ideas <3)

#twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst meme #disney twst #twisted wonderland shitpost #twst shitpost #twisted wonderland meme #twst cater #cater diamond #twst crowley #dire crowley

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