#tuna be talkin

[tunabesimpin]

Taking the boys to Burger King for their birthday this year

Bonus: Tuna brought handmade gifts

I just know he would hate the hyper realistic cakes that dont look like cake

I'm bullying ahead of time this year because I know damn well I'm not gonna be able to get either of their bday cards

#Bday at BK :3 #twst #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #floyd leech #twst floyd #jade leech #twst jade #twst azul #tuna be talkin

[yuri-is-online]

Out of the Bag (Jamil, Ace, and Idia x Yuu)

"Oh can I help you? You seem to be lost." You attempt to cheerfully ask the vaguely familiar looking person in front of you. As if he is deliberately trying to rub salt in your wounds, Crowley ignored your request to leave campus for NRC parents day and is instead making you and Grim run errands. The person in front of you, blissfully ignorant to your inner turmoil perks up at your attention.

"Forgive me for asking, but are you the magicless prefect?" You and Grim exchange a confused glance. "You've got to be right?" They're practically glowing with how happy they are to see you. " Oh I'm sorry, I've just heard so much about you!" Wait, what?

notes: (so uhhhh Jamil and Ace were supposed to be a part of the original post but I cut them out because I had to go to bed but forgot to remove the tags, sorry </3) they/them pronouns used for Yuu, sibling snark (Jamil and Ace) vs light angst (the Shroud parents), light reference to certain events in Ch. 6, but nothing specific. If you liked this please check out the first version on my masterlist.

Jamil

"Oh yeah, you're Najma, right?" The younger girl looks pleasantly surprised you have remembered her from your visit to the Scalding Sands.

"Well that makes this a lot easier, do you know where Jamil is?" You internally cheer at how polite she is, some of the other families you have been dealing with today have really been testing your patience. "I've been looking everywhere for him, but couldn't seem to find a good opportunity to sneak up on him." Or maybe not, that doesn't sound like she hasn't seen him at all, why is she asking you?

"According to my schedule he's probably in the gym for the club activities program." You confirm with your clipboard and Najma sighs.

"Lame, he's gonna be all sweaty and gross." She checks her phone as you sneak a glance at Grim trying to figure out how much longer you have before you need to find something shiny to distract him. "Actually maybe I can just ask you." You turn your attention back to Najma who seems to be tapping her cheek with her phone and sizing you up. "Is there anywhere to get snacks on campus?"

"Now you're talkin!" Cheers Grim, bringing a really bright smile to Najma's face and a tentative one to yours. "Mr. S's Mystery Shop's got all the tuna you can ask for!"

"And other things to." You helpfully add and Najma happily begins to follow.

"So what do you like to do?" she asks almost ten seconds into your walk. "Like what fun stuff is there to do around campus?"

"Shouldn't you be asking your brother?" You ask, thankful Grim is too caught up in his tuna thoughts to make any snarky comments.

"About you?" Najma laughs and you feel a bit silly. "Nah he hates being honest about things like that."

"Well I don't have much free time..." but you manage to list off some things that you like as Najma nods, still tapping her phone on her chin for some reason.

"What about food?" she stops fiddling with her phone and just goes straight to texting on it as the Mystery Shop comes into view. "I know Jamil's food looks boring but it tastes super good."

"It sure does." Grim says, well more like whines. "He only ever gives it to Yuu and gets mad when I eat it though."

"That's because he asked for my opinion, not yours." It's a petty thing to say, but hey Jamil's a good cook. Najma seems to agree, giggling before you both jump ten feet backwards as a strangely shaped blur nearly knocks you over.

"NAJMA!" Jamil is indeed, sweaty and gross looking, his basketball jersey is practically drenched through, almost like he ran the entire way to here from the gymnasium. He's doubled over, hands on his knees as you fumble around looking for the water bottle Crewel made you bring with you earlier which he gratefully takes.

"Oh hey what are you doing here Jamil?" You don't know Najma super well, but she almost sounds disappointed to see her brother. "Prefect said you were at the gym."

"Don't start." Jamil passes you back the empty water bottle, hesitating just a bit before he lets you take it. "She didn't do anything weird, right? Hasn't said anything strange?" You blink in confusion.

"No? She's just been asking a bunch of questions about stuff. Jamil relaxes, letting you take the bottle with a genuine smile-

And gets cut off by a shutter sound effect making you both turn towards Najma, who doesn't bother looking up from her phone camera.

"Whoops thought I turned that off."

Ace

"Well, well, well, just what should I do with you?"  The ginger stranger is stroking his chin with an all too familiar look that puts you on edge, not because you think he is going to try anything illegal (yet) but because you can practically see the collar on this guy already.  There really is no beating around the bush about who this guy is, even if you really wished you had some plausible deniability.   "I could tell you about that time I told him if he kissed a frog it would turn into royalty and he actually did it-"  Too much information he technically just did.  "Or what about that time he only wanted to eat carrots so I freaked him out by saying he was turning into one because his hair was orange-"  So is yours big brother Trappola!  And where the hell is Grim he is supposed to be suffering through this with you.  "Nah those are too boring- oh I got it!"  Before you can break out in a dash for the mirror chamber, big brother Trappola claps an unintentionally (you hope) firm hand on your shoulder.  "Listen to this- wait I didn't introduce myself I-"

"Ace's brother."  He seems genuinely taken aback.  "He talks about you all the time." 

"Oh does he?"  Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned that, little Trappola's ego was insufferable already, older Trappola's has got to be worse right.  It's so obvious you can't even bring yourself to put the question mark on it.

"Funny you mention that, from my end it seems like all he ever talks about is Yuu."  He makes a big show of looking you over.  "Always talking about what a pain it is to look after you, but he never does stop."  He maneuvers himself to look directly into your eyes.  “You must be pretty special then, right?”

“Didn’t you used to go here?”  You ask, crossing your arms and fixing your best “not today Trappola” look onto your face.

“Sure did!  Also got put into Heartslabyul, must run in the family, we’re all a bit mad.”  Older Trappola breaks eye contact for just a second, something dancing on the tip of his tongue you have no desire to entertain at all.  You just want to ditch this overgrown root veg on his brother and then take a nap.

“So then, just to be clear, you don’t need me to show you around.”  You fumble around your clipboard looking for a map anyway.

“Oh no I absolutely need you to do that.”  You like it when Ace plays dumb better, at least it’s cute.  “Would be a really bad thing if you just left me all alone and I went somewhere I wasn’t supposed to.”  He stands up straight, looking off into the distance behind you with a dramatic sigh.  “Somewhere like Ramshackle Dorm maybe?  I hear that’s one of Ace’s-”

 A surprisingly strong pair of arms wraps you into an embrace from behind.

“Back off.” snaps Ace, a lot harsher than either of you have heard before “This one’s mine.”

Idia

"Dear! Dear! Come look it's the prefect!" A very excited very pink woman in a sundress and comically oversized sunglasses beckons to a very tall, very out place looking man who is... also wearing comically oversized sunglasses.

"The who?" he sheepishly walks over to his wife and gives you a little wave, clearly out of place but trying his best.

"The prefect! Ortho and Idia's friend." The realization seems to hit both you and Mr. Shroud at the same time, causing you both to retreat just a bit. You because you feel desperately dumb for not noticing the flaming hair and him because-

Well you hope it's because of the whole house thing but who knows.

"Oh sorry. Um we're Mr. and Mrs. Shroud but you probably already guessed that it's really nice to meet you." You awkwardly shake hands while Grim hides behind your legs.

"Do you have any plans for today?" Asks Mrs. Shroud. "I'd hate to interrupt things too much."

"Oh no that's not really an issue for me." You look down at Grim for half a second before adding. "For us."

"I'm sorry to hear that." whispers Mr. Shroud, gently taking his wife's hand and you stand around in silence for a little bit, trying to figure out how to walk the conversation from the ledge it's found itself on.

"Um if there isn't anything you need help with-"

"Idia speaks really highly of you." Mrs. Shroud says gently, and you have to keep yourself from fainting from shock. Idia speaking highly of- no forget that. Idia talks to his parents? And you were the conversation topic? If she had said it was Ortho that would make sense but Idia? "I know he can be a bit blunt, but he treasures your friendship. And as his mother, I am very grateful he has someone as kind as you in his life."

"We both are." whispers Mr. Shroud. "If you need help while you are here please don't hesitate to ask us." And with that they leave you and Grim

~~~

[Fullmetal] hey ortho said u ran into our parents irl

[Fullmetal] srry that had to be awkward

[yuu] it's cool

[yuu] I mean they spooked Grim but they were nice lol

[Fullmetal] UNACCEPTABLE

[Fullmetal] ...so do you think that he'd be cool to come over so I can like

[Fullmetal] apologize

[Fullmetal] u know for the stress

[yuu] and not for talking about me behind my back (￣ε￣)

[read at 6:57 pm]

[Fullmetal is typing... ... ...] [... ... ...] [... ... ...]

"I don't need to apologize if I said nice things... right?"

#twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jamil viper x reader #ace trappola x reader #idia shroud x reader #Najma texting Jamil within 10 seconds of seeing the prefect: *get over here or i am stealing ur bitch* #also not me googling “funniest lies to tell kids” to write ace's brother and then not using any of them #also idia enjoyers... idk if i did your boy well i am so sorry

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Grim - Apprentice Chef Vignette

"Let's keep on doing aaallll these fun things together"

[Kitchen]

Grim: It's… It's…

Grim: IT'S DONEEEE!!

Grim: Look, [Yuu]! My super special awesome cake's finished!

The cake looks like a tuna can…

Grim: Yeah! I made it look like the most delicious thing in the world. See how even the word "tuna" looks good?

Grim: As for what I put inside the cake… That's a surprise for when we eat it! MYAHA!

Grim: I bet this is gonna be the bestest thing on the table. We gotta hurry and get it back to Ramshackle!

[Ramshackle Dorm – Anniversary Party]

Grim: Slowly… Slowly…

Grim: Gently, gently… Careful…

We're almost back to the dorm, you got this!

Grim: Gah, carrying a cake so it doesn't collapse is so hard…!

Grim: …But all the guys we passed on the way here from the cafeteria said it totally looked tasty, yeah?

Grim: Y'know, maybe my genius ain't just in eatin' food, but makin' em, too.

Grim: Back when you and me took the Master Chef course, I thought all this work was a pain, but…

Grim: Now I'm thinkin' that it was good we did it. 'Cause now tasty things can be made into even tastier things!

Grim: Myahaha! Thanks to this cake, today's party's gonna be the cat's meow!

Grim: Ah! But that annoying guy Trein is gonna be there… He might get mad if I get too excited.

Grim: Maaan, he's always findin' things to nag me about. Like the other day, he tried scolding in me when I was runnin' in the halls.

Grim: It pissed me off, so I tried pokin' fun at him, but then he just came at me!

Grim: Obviously I ran, but that old man is faster than he looks…

Grim: And then he just caught me in no time, I wasn't expecting that. Just nabbed me by the neck.

Grim: "Try to be a bit more like Lucius," he said… But I ain't a cat, y'know!

Grim: Don't know if Trein snitched on me or what, but even Crewel got mad at me, saying "Stop causing problems."

Grim: But then Crewel whispered later, "If you're going to tease Trein-sensei, make sure you don't get caught."

Grim: Myahaha! Crewel might be a teacher, but sometimes he's got a wicked side. He gets me.

Grim: …Though, he can be a huge stickler if ya mess around in class or get bad grades.

Grim: I remember the other day was pretty scary. He had us all lined up in a row, and was grilling everyone on who spilled the chemicals on the table…

Grim: No one fessed up, and Ace and Deuce were silently keepin' their heads down, so I stayed quiet too.

Well, we all got held responsible, in the end.

Grim: Tch. Trein and Crewel are both way too strict!

Grim: I like Vargas's class the best. 'Cause I don't need to take difficult notes in his class!

Grim: Like the other day, he started going on and on, saying, "If you want to be a great mage, then you need to have muscles as rippling as mine!" or whatever…

Grim: I was just nodding along, and then class ended with just him talkin' about his own muscles. Myahaha, waaaay too easy～

Grim: …Hm? Wait a mo'.

Grim: Do you think… The reason that Vargas showed up here randomly one morning a few days ago to go exercise together…

Grim: DID HE THINK I WANTED TO TRAIN WITH HIM BECAUSE I WAS NODDING DURING ALL HIS BOASTING!?

Grim: The sun wasn't even up, it was still dark, so that was a real pain!!

Grim: …Man, I think I might like Crewel or Trein better after all, ‘cause they don't cause me problems.

[Ramshackle Dorm – Anniversary Party]

Grim: Y'know, now that I think about it, all the profs here are really strange… Is this school really alright?

Grim: Oh. But I think the strangest guy ain't one of the teachers, but Sam. I'm sure of it!

Grim: And that's cause… Remember the other day when I lost at rock-paper-scissors and I had to go buy snacks by myself?

Grim: Before I even got inside the store, I heard Sam talkin' with someone inside.

Grim: But… When I got inside, he was all alone.

Grim: When I asked who he was chattin' with, he said his "friends on the other side," but… WHAT DOES HE MEAN FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!?

Grim: He wouldn't tell me no matter how many times I asked. It's so eerie. But man, he's got a ton of cool stuff for sale, so I keep going back.

Grim: I remember then, too, before I could say what I wanted, he already had out the perfect number of snacks I had money for.

Grim: Oh yeah, and Crowley came in the shop right after me. Looks like he's always shoppin' at the Mystery Shop, too.

Grim: He started braggin' to me that he gets to order whatever he wants.

Grim: So I told him I wanted some special tuna cans then, and he says, "This privilege is for teachers only!"

Grim: He just kept on bragging, he's the worst! Crowley's so useless!

We should be thankful, since he let us attend here.

Grim: THANKFUL!? He should be thanking me for gracing this school with my genius!

Grim: And I bet Crowley'd gobble down the whole feast we got prepped if I take my eye off him for even a second…

Grim: No way I'm gonna give him a single bite. This time I'll make sure he's jealous of me.

Grim: Hey, [Yuu]. You 'n me're gonna protect this cake with our lives!

Grim: I might not be able to rely on you to do everythin' yourself, so good things we also got those ghosts.

Grim: If all us Ramshackle folk work together, we could even take on two Crowleys. We'll stun him silent!

Grim: I bet the ghosts're feelin' real alive right now. They were really getting' excited for Founding Day.

Grim: They were all, "It's so wonderful everyone is throwing a party here at Ramshackle～"

Grim: They also said that everything's getting' amped up 'cause we came to Ramshackle.

Grim: Myahaha. So that means… All the fun and happy times are all thanks to me!

1. Exactly!

Grim: Yeah. So you just keep on following me, no worries. Grim: As the boss, it's my job to take care of my henchie!

2. I think you're going a little overboard there.

Grim: Myah!? Y-You… You don't get how good I am to ya, huh!? Grim: I'm always pushin' myself hard doin' things for ya. Like, uh… Uh… ALL SORTS OF THINGS!

Grim: So let's keep on doing aaallll these fun things together!

Grim: Ah. Looks like everyone's here.

Grim: Hey, [Yuu], open the gate. We gotta bring the cake in quick!

Grim: I bet everyone'll be so surprised and happy. Myahaha. I can't wait～!

Requested by @butterflyremix.

#twisted wonderland #twst #grim #twst grim #twst yuu #twst translation #twst anniversary #mention: crowley #mention: crewel #mention: trein #mention: lucius #mention: vargas #mention: sam #mention: ace #mention: deuce

[keeperofthegrim]

Can I request the first years finding the reader's journal and grim reading it put loud to reveal all sorts of thing including their crush on one of the first years who is very excited to hear about it

Yes you may B)

It was an oversight on your part, so carelessly leaving your journal out for your friends catch sight of. They had invited themselves over (like they always do), so you had no time to clean up. You left to make a quick run to the campus store for snacks, but Grim was starting to get impatient. He went to retrieve some tuna from his emergency stash because it had been a whole hour since dinner! While in your shared bedroom he catches sight of the journal you’re always writing in. Curiosity gets the better of him and he grabs it and scampers back downstairs. 

He settles back down on the old couch and opens the book, catching Ace’s attention.

“Yo Grim, what’s up with the book?” He calls to the monster, making the other boys turn to look as well.

“It’s the humans diary or somethin, I wanna see if they’re sayin good things about me in here!”

“Grim, that’s a blatant invasion of privacy.” Jack reasons, but is ignored as Grim keeps turning the pages.

“Myahahah! Look what they said here! ‘Grim was super cute today! He was mad that I gave him a bath but he was so adorable and fluffy after I dried him!’ This thing is full’a them talkin about how cute I am!” He boasted, puffing his furry chest out.

“And here! ‘He looked so nice today, I just couldn’t stop... staring...? Hah? This ain’t about me! They’re talkin about some boy!” Grim scoffed, offended that his henchman was praising boys instead of him! And now the others are really paying attention.

“Seriously?! Who is it?” Ace leans in to read with him, while Jack makes to take the journal away from Grim. But before he can, Grim sees who his human is talking about! In surprise, he shouts out... 

➔ “Blegh! It’s Ace! Why would they like him?!” 

Ignoring the insult, Ace immediately snatches the journal out of Grim’s paws, scanning the pages for himself. When he reads his name, he’s fighting the urge to let out a girlish squeal. Of course he likes you too. Seriously, he had been flirting since the very start! He decides that he’s gonna kiss you when you get back.

➔ “Deuce?!” 

He’s flabbergasted. Just absolutely gobsmacked. You? Like him? Really?! There’s so much exited energy building up in him that has to take a lap. Even then he’s still jittery, and can’t stop smiling. He wants do this right you know! Ask you out on a proper date, and really sweep you off of your feet! He can hardly wait to tell his mom about you.

➔ “Myah! They like Jack!” 

He stops in his tracks. His ears are perked up, and his eyes are wide. After a brief pause he takes the journal from Grim and calmly takes it back to your room. Once he’s alone, his tail is wagging like crazy. It wasn’t the ideal way to find out, but he’s glad to know you feel the same way. When you return he’ll apologize on behalf the other idiots, but let you know he feels the same.

➔ “It’s Epel!” 

He yells. Basically throws himself at poor Grim to confirm what he heard. He’s jumping up and down in excitement because this is possibly the best day of his life! Immediately planning how he’ll confess. In his head, he’s super suave and cool about it, but he’s not sure if he can keep his composure in real life because he’s just that ecstatic.

➔ “No way! Sebek is the guy they like!” 

For once in his life, Sebek is totally speechless. Earlier he insisted that he didn’t care who you liked, but now? He can try and deny his crush on you all he wants, but the his ears are glowing red. The others are teasing him, but his thoughts are racing and he’s tuning them out. He supposes he needs Lilia’s advice on how to court humans properly.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst headcanons #ace trappola #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade #deuce spade x reader #jack howl #jack howl x reader #epel felmier #epel felmier x reader #sebek zigvolt #sebek zigvolt x reader

[spacexseven]

tuna I have a mini yan concept that has been ITCHING my brain and I need to tell u now now now

yanderes who poison their darlings. not enough to kill, not even enough to notice: just enough to make you sick. they love you so much, they're so OBSESSED with you... but they also hate you. you're so independent, so stoic, so resistant when they try to get you to love them; to rely on them and submit to them. so, they decide to make you *weak.* they just wanna see you all pathetic and needy soooo bad, begging for them to take care of you </3 which of course, they will delight in.

just a few drops of this in your food and you'll be out of commission for the next week, and they'll have you all to themself <3

ggahshsghaaa just... having a yan that's soo obsessed with taking care of you <3 that wants to take a strong, independent darling and make them pathetic <3

I feel like this is a major dazai and fyodor thing. maybe jouno too.

- 🩹

cw: poisoning, yandere characters

it works perfectly when a yandere likes you for your stubbornness, for the bite in your words—it's who you are. but sometimes, it gets too much.

dazai for instance, as someone so desperate for you to reciprocate his affection and love, would hate how standoffish you can be. it was cute the first few weeks, but now, he just wants a moment where you're compliant and unable to stop him from coddling you and spending every waking moment by your side. it's not all that unusual to you, either, dazai has always been excited and happy to nurse you when you're sick, and this is just another one of those situations. sure, there's no real cause for your sudden bouts of weakness, but you're too tired to think about it too much, and dazai keeps you pretty occupied.

fyodor generally doesn't want you to be so rude and curt with him. he's doing you a favor, by protecting you from the ugly world, and now, he's helping you stay home and not risk your life outside with all those ability users running around. this also helps him hide his doa-related crimes from you if he wants since you're constantly bedridden and unable to do anything else. it is a funny thought to see fyodor caring for someone when he's already so sickly, but he comes in to check on you every few hours and he may even tell you that your weak state is a result of mingling too much with ability users (apart from him, since he's only using his to carry out god's will). you don't have to believe it, and you probably won't believe it now, but when it comes to the point that you're constantly ill and exhausted of how sick you are, you're willing to do anything to stop it. of course you know it's fyodor; you'd be a fool not to know, but if pretending that you agree with him stops him from poisoning you so often, you'll take it.

jouno resorts to this as a worst-case scenario. he doesn't want to hurt you, but you just don't listen! regardless of whether it's a civilian/villain/hunting dog darling, he only uses this if you really refuse to heed his warnings. jouno knows all about the dangers you're exposing yourself to on a daily by leaving his side, and since you won't take care of yourself, you leave him no choice. i think the poisoning thing is also a way for him to keep a handle on you. since all the hunting dogs are tied to the military by the monthly checkups that kill them otherwise, jouno decides to use a similar tactic on you. unlike the other yanderes here, jouno would make it clear he poisoned you. he even tells you that only he has the antidote, and if you want it, well...you'll just have to convince him that you deserve it, no? i can see him upping the dose for when you're particularly getting on his nerves, and so on ^-^

it makes things easier because you can't blame them for keeping you in either, since they're not stopping you themselves, right? even if you're convinced it's the yandere who's at fault, causing you harm, you have no evidence. they're exceptionally good at hiding it, (especially since we're talking about dazai/fyodor/jouno).

#yandere x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bsd x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #yandere bungou stray dogs #yandere bsd #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs #yandere dazai #yandere dazai osamu #dazai osamu x reader #yandere fyodor dostoevsky #yandere fyodor x reader #yandere fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky x reader #yandere saigiku jouno #jouno saigiku #yandere jouno bsd #yandere jouno #bsd jouno #yandere drabbles #drabble 🐟 #ask 🐟 #anon 🐟 #bsd 🐟 #dazai 🐟 #jouno 🐟 #fyodor 🐟 #dazai 🩹 🐟

[absolutepokemontrash]

Could i request the brothers (or some of your choice) meeting Grim? Like, the MC came back from twisted wonderland and brought him with them because they've been through so much togheter they're now inseparable?

Okay. Let’s do this.

Grim and the Brothers! [And a Tiny Crossover ;)]

Lucifer

MC, he said no cats. Yes, he’s happy that they’re back from their weird-Disney boarding school, but no cats. Especially not loud, whiny, bratty little-

Grim now sleeps on Lucifer’s lap. It took literally five minutes after Lucifer had his no-cat lecture.

Anyway, as fond as Lucifer is for the little cat, he isn’t afraid to string Grim up next to Mammon for any tuna theft, accidental fires, or general shennaniganery.

Lucifer’s exhaustion levels go up about 30% after he realizes he now needs to budget for all the tuna and toys the spoiled little cat needs.

Lucifer’s new Lock Screen on his DDD is a picture of MC and Grim napping on the couch.

MC’s new Lock Screen is a picture of Grim and Lucifer napping in Lucifer’s office chair.

One day while working in his office with Grim on his lap, Diavolo burst in being followed by someone in a strange looking crow mask. Diavolo quickly explained that the headmaster of Night Raven Academy wanted to drop in for a quick belated Parent-Teacher interview, and Lucifer was the closest thing MC had to a dad, so…

Lucifer then had to sit through about fifteen minutes of this… principal, explaining that he was oh-so generous, and such a great educator, and that he took such good care of MC during the year… Luci let him ramble, a fanged smile slowly crawling across his face until he cleared his throat and said “Ah, yes, you’re the one who MC said made them live in a dilapidated house, hm? Let’s talk about that. :)”

Crowley suddenly had to run, but Lucifer was very insistent that he stay and chat a while ^.^

Mammon

“Awwww! A kitty-“ “GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM THE GREAT GRIM!” “OI! WHO DO YA THINK YOU ARE TALKIN’ TO THE GREAT MAMMON LIKE THAT-“

So many ore-samas going around… MC should get earbuds.

Once everything calms down, Grim has the sudden realization that Mammon reminds him an awful lot of two of his… lacking in braincell friends. So eventually, the two of them come to a standstill.

Mammon refuses to spell Grim’s name correctly, which pisses off the cat. But it doesn’t matter, Grim is Mammon’s little Grimm-Maneki-Neko, a lucky little money cat!

They both get into heaps and heaps of trouble, no matter how close the two of them end up getting, they both try and throw hands- or, paws with each other at random intervals.

Okay, so, one of MC’s friends from school decided to drop in, they were a real well put-together lookin’ nerd type with white hair and glasses. Mammon swore this kid’s eyes lit up like a Christmas tree when MC introduced Mammon to him. All of a sudden this kid was all compliments and charm, and oh would you look at that Mammon is signing a contract-

NOT ON MC’S WATCH YOU BONELESS SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD-

Leviathan

MC has a magical girl companion! Perfect! The two of them can go off and save the Devildom from any-

Okay nevermind this cat is a temperamental little shit.

When Levi went to welcome MC back from Twisted Wonderland, the Avatar of Envy was just buzzing with excitement, he had so much anime for the two of them to catch up on! It was going to be great!

And then this little bastard came along and ruined it. And apparently the little shit eats evil magic rocks too. Yippee.

Even though Grim is an adorable fire-kitty, Levi still worries about him somehow trying to eat Henry 2.0, so while MC visits Levi to watch anime, Grim is firmly banned from Levi’s room.

Yeah, and once these two friends of MC’s from school visited. It was some kid with blue fire hair and a tiny robot child who showed up to play video games with MC, and Levi decided to log on to join them.

…Idia and Levi recognized each other’s voices…

Apparently Discord allows friends through different dimensions. The fire Gamer and water Gamer get to meet in (*bleh*) person. It was… kinda awkward, but MC and Ortho were happy that their two shut in Otakus were friends.

Satan

C A T

Satan loves petting cats. Grim loves scritches. Satan loves giving cats treats. Grim is an insatiable little glutton who will never be satisfied. Satan loves Grim. Grim loves his shiny new servant. This is a mutually beneficial relationship.

At this rate, MC is going to lose their cat to Satan.

Out of all the brothers, Satan and Beel are the only ones who will really entertain Grim’s “I will be the greatest magic user of all time” speeches.

Grim definitely puts on a few pounds from all the treats.

So um… some really loud green haired kid dropped by to visit MC and Grim, and interrupted Satan’s reading time with all the yelling. It took all of the Avatar of Wrath’s self control to not whip the book at this sixteen year old’s head.

Also Grim was vibing on Satan’s lap and he didn’t want to disturb the little guy.

Asmodeus

Awwwww, what a sweet little kitty! Grim and MC are just soooooo cute! This is going on Devilgram!

Asmo takes approximately a thousand pictures, and Grim is suddenly the most adorable cat in the Devildom. At first Grim revels in the spotlight, then decides he doesn’t want to deal with the constant hair ribbons and nail trimmings…

Asmo weeps for his Devilgram fodder has left him…

Other than desperately trying to snap cute photos for the ol’ gram, Asmo really doesn’t see what MC sees in the cat. Like, out of all the cute things to get attached to, couldn’t MC have picked something less… annoying?

Also Asmo is not a fan of all the cat hair. So of course Grim makes sure to shed all over Asmo’s things.

Two of MC’s friends dropped by to visit once, and one of them took a single look at Asmo and started FAWNING over him. So many French compliments, so little time… Asmo might have to keep this one, but MC advised against it. (Poor Rook…)

The other boy on the other hand, Asmo found his new apprentice. Cater Diamond’s follower count skyrocketed after Asmo fine-tuned some angles for some selfies.

Beelzebub

Okay if this cat eats any more of Beel’s stuff, Beel is not responsible for what happens next. He’s sorry, but no.

Fret not dear human, one glare from Beel seemed to scare Grim shitless, so there won’t be any more traceable food theft from this kitty.

Other than the rocky start, Beel kind of likes Grim, he’s glad MC had a friend to keep them company while studying at a school in a different dimension.

Beel is also one of the two brothers to actually listen to Grim’s rants about how cool and powerful he is. Not that Beel’s actually listening too hard, he’s pretty focused on whatever food he’s eating.

This one friend of MC’s came over to visit once, and he made hands down one of the best desserts Beel has ever tasted. Sure, Barbatos’ were technically better, but these strawberry tarts were still amazing! Beel had found his pet personal chef! Finally! This glasses kid with green hair! Yay!

…a very angry, tiny redhead joined MC in convincing Beel that Trey needed to go home.

Belphegor

Grim is a little loud for Belphie’s tastes, but here’s the thing, Grim is a warm little kitty and is the size of a stuffed animal…

Nap buddy :D

Sure, Belphie has a few angry claw marks on his arms, but those were all worth it, imagine snuggling with your own warm little stuffed animal.

But in terms of the waking world, Belphie actually quite likes messing with Grim. He likes to get the cat all riled up and angry right before Lucifer is set to come home. The Avatar of Sloth kills two birds with one stone, he annoys Grim, and Grim annoys Lucifer with angry shenanigans in turn. Perfectly balanced, as all thing should be.

So… Belphie wasn’t the biggest fan of all the visitors MC was getting. One of them wouldn’t stop waving a shiny gold contract in his face, two of them were as stupid as Mammon, and this most recent one… oooo… this most recent one nearly caused Belphie to commit some honest to Jesus violence.

This random lion eared catboy just showed up, and passed out in MC’s bed and had the fucking nerve to snuggle them. Nuh uh. That’s Belphie’s living body pillow, not THIS RANDO’S.

Leona Kingscholar made an enemy that day, and he doesn’t even know it.

Also for some reason all of the food in the house went missing that day, and Beel was definitely not the culprit this time.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #asks #ask #Twisted Wonderland #Twisted Wonderland Yuu #Obey me Twisted Wonderland crossover #Obey me Lucifer #Obey me MC #Obey me Mammon #Obey me Leviathan #Obey me Satan #Obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Beelzebub #Obey me Belphegor #Obey me Headcanons #obey me! headcanons #obey me headcanon #obey me! headcanon #Trey Clover #Dire Crowley #Azul Ashengrotto #Idia Shroud #Ortho Shroud #Cater Diamond #leona kingscholar #Rook Hunt #sebek zigvolt

[amarizuu]

"This is your fault" Overblot!Yuu

Note: I made this last year and wanted to post this! There's no proofreading of this.

Small Info: Due to the repeating blots that Yuu has been involved in, some of the blots have gotten inside Yuu's body because of their skin soaking into the blot, it wasn't effective at first but when it's mixed into the mind of a human that has been involved in numbers of magic situations, don't you think a bit of magic would stay

You and Grim were returning from another overblot battle with one of the house wardens, who was it this time? The Housewarden from Ignihyde, Idia Shroud. It was another tiring day, you were tired from constantly fighting and getting involved with their problems. It’s so draining, and dangerous for a person like you. 

“Grim I think I want to give up”

Drip drip

Standing in front of Ramshackle dorm, where You and Grim reside. You weren’t sure how long has it been since you arrived in Twisted Wonderland, days? Weeks? Months? It felt like forever ever since Crowley promised to bring you back home, where you truly belong. Not in this world where normal doesn’t exist anymore, magic, wizards, faes, everything here isn’t just like home. 

You sometimes wonder what happened to your family and friends, are they worried? Are they looking for you? You felt your chest tighten as your thoughts covered your mind.

“What are ya talkin’ about?” 

Everything is so tiring, I just want to rest yet I can’t. I thought to myself as I looked away, hurt and in pain. But you can’t even bring it out because nobody would help this magicless student, all they know is that you have caused trouble and were nothing but a burden to this prestige magic school they call Night Raven College.

“Just– never mind, let’s head back to the dorm and rest up. We have school tomorrow”

“Hey, if you need someone to talk to, I’m here ya know!” 

You smiled at Grim, a tiring smile, turning away from him and going ahead inside the dorm. Will it be another tiring day tomorrow? Will it? 

I just want to go home... 

Entering your room and shutting the door behind you, Grim will probably sleep on the couch as he eats those tuna cans we got from Crowley, the headmaster of this school and the person who has promised you to find a way to go back home. But has he been doing so? Pushing all the work onto you, has he resolved these overblots just at least once or helped out? But all he did was just push you to a corner and tell you it’s your responsibility to take care of them. 

Why is everything on me…

Drip drip

You asked yourself this question whenever Crowley blamed you for Ace, Deuce, and Grim’s problem because you are responsible for their actions just because you are the prefect. 

Hell, your body feels so weak, tired, hungry, and in pain. Memories of the past days flashed before you. You remembered the cruel words of those students who bullied you just because you were magicless yet they can’t do anything in an overblot situation? But what did you do, you stepped into that overblot situation and took care of things, despite being magicless and what did you get in return? Nothing but pain.

Falling on your bed and curled into a ball, hugging the old blanket you found in this abandoned house, not even Crowley provided you things so you can properly live in this dorm. You feel so dizzy and in pain, never at ease even in the comfort of the bed. You stared at the ceiling, your eyes slightly lidded. 

The next day passed as usual but there was something else that took a toll on your body from doing a lot of tasks. Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, you see yourself, your reflection. There were bags under your eyes from the lack of sleep, and you were paler and thinner, probably from the lack of nourishment that this school barely provides you. 

You felt like crying, you wanted to cry but what if you got caught by other students again? They’ll make fun of you, how weak you are and magicless.

“Hey, Prefect! Are you done in there? We’re gonna be late for class” 

You heard Ace’s voice from the other side of the door with a series of different knocks right after, you can even hear a few scratch noises from the fiery blue cat. Sometimes you wish you could just smile and go back to how things are during your first days here. But remembering all those horrid memories at the same time ruining your smile.

I feel so tired… 

Drip drip

You washed up and unlocked the bathroom door, walking out to see the trio waiting for you. You had to look like you were fine but they noticed it, they always notice the little things in the worst moments.

“Hey, is everything alright? You don’t look too good”

“Yeah, you look like you’re a ghost or something”

You gave them a soft laugh and shook your head, giving them a thumbs-up before speed walking to the classroom, you don’t wanna deal with this right now. Hearing their footsteps behind you it seems they let it go and just hurry with him to their first class of the day.

Drip drip

“Prefect! Finally, you have arrived” You sighed, you thought you could have some time for yourself but instead, you were called into the headmaster’s office because it seemed a trio of idiots had made another mess in this school, what do you think they have done this time? It’s not like every trouble they have caused is something so small or little and guess what, you are always involved despite not taking part in it.

“Yeah, anyways what happened this time”

You glanced at them, their figures at the other side of the office. They were standing in one line all looking guilty. Ever since you came to Twisted Wonderland or this school, they have done nothing but cause so much trouble, and guess what?

“These three have broken a statue this time! As the prefect of Ramshackle, it is your utmost responsibility to take care of them, and you failed to do so... again.”

Why does he blame everything on me, you gripped your fist tight as you felt another pang in your chest, it hurt. Every single damage is always you. You have to take the blame and the responsibility of it to fix it up, if they break something, you have to find the materials of it to fix it up, and if you don’t? He punishes you because you can’t fix their mess up!

“Headmaster! That doesn’t make sense, we made this mess, why do you need to bring them in?”

“Yeah! This is our fault, us three.”

Deuce and Ace protested. Even if they were idiots at least they have a sense of realizing their mistakes.

“Yeah, Headmage! It’s not their fault but us”

Grim hurried over to your side, acting as a small wall between you and Crowley. Sometimes Grim can be a menace or a troublemaker but there are times when Grim acts like this making you feel that someone is on your side. You too wanted to protest but those memories, those horrible memories. 

“Still, it is the Prefect’s responsibility–”

“Look Crowley, I did NOTHING”

You screamed at him, finally, you can’t take it, you can’t hold it in anymore longer, it feels like your chest is about to burst and tears are flowing down your face. You notice everyone's eyes are on you. It went silent, Ace, Deuce, and Crowley looked quite shocked. Grim stood by you, looking angry as ever too.

“Prefect, what is this beha–”

“SHUT UP CROWLEY! I am sick and tired of your crap. Have you noticed? I am doing most of your work of cleaning up YOUR school. Are you even keeping your promise? YOUR PROMISE TO BRING ME BACK HOME”

“Prefect, of course, I am! I am the gracious Crowley-”

“I SAID CUT THE CRAP”

“Every little problem, it’s always ON ME”

Drip 

“Even in those overblot situations, have you done anything to help? Other than tell us to do YOUR work?”

Drip 

“I am someone who does NOT belong here, someone who doesn’t have magic unlike you all have, and yet– why am I fighting them!”

Drip 

“Because of your ignorance, your negligence! lack of involvement, and greedy ideals about keeping this school's reputation up”

Drip

“Have you thought about my feelings, what I feel about these situations? I pretend that these problems don’t affect me but it really does and I just want to go back home!”

Drip 

“You talk as if you are not at fault here. BUT. IT. IS. YOUR. FAULT.”

……

Silence filled the office as you let your emotions spill but was it enough? Was that all you wanted to say, of course, it wasn’t. You glared at the headmaster who looked shocked and guilty, don’t give me that look, you deserve it. Your pain and suffering, it was all because of him.

Your vision began to blur and the silence became more deafening, your head was spinning in circles. Having no clue what was happening, you glanced at the two heartslabyul students who looked terrified.

“Pre-PREFECT!”

“Henchman– Damnit, this is your fault bird brain!” 

Finally, you realized what was happening. You touched your face, your tears– they were black and sticky, they were ink blots, blots that have been causing you so many problems and placing your life in danger. You tried wiping the ink off from your face but the ink kept on flowing, slowly covering your view with ink.

Your mind wasn’t able to comprehend what was happening, it was happening too fast and so suddenly. Suddenly coughing and vomiting ink all over the floor, it tastes metallic and disgusting you can’t help but throw up even more on the floor, clutching your stomach. You can feel yourself drowning in ink despite the number of times you have to throw up. 

You can’t hear anyone's voice and the ink has finally taken over you, the last thing you see is Grim in pain, hugging your arm, shouting at you but you can’t hear his voice.

It seems that magicless student. . . has finally overblot.

“TRAPPOLA! SPADE! Get the house wardens now”

Crowley shouted at the two who were frozen in place, watching as their dear prefect, their dear friend getting consumed by the ink. 

Ace couldn’t move, he was terrified and in pure shock as he shouted the Prefect’s name to snap out of it but they couldn’t hear him, he was too late. The ink covered their body to the point it was just a pile of black ink. He didn’t even notice that there was an overgrowing pile of ink beside it. Deuce was panicking, he tried to pick up his feet and ran to them but the Headmaster stopped him.

“Spade if you do something reckless now how could you help them later? Get the others now!”

Ace finally snapped out of his trance and gave Crowley an affirmative nod, taking Deuce with him as they ran out of his office. He knew that the Housewardens were in a meeting. He could hear the destruction behind him and the school was even shaking.

“GET OUT! A student overblot in the headmaster’s office!’ Ace shouted, alarming the students in the halls to evacuate the school. And just his words, every student in the halls started to run in panic, some shouted to warn the others and some even screamed in fear as some of the school’s walls started to crack.

Ace and Deuce didn’t waste any time anymore as they ran to a far classroom, where the Housewardens were having a meeting about an upcoming event in school. And it seems that the disaster has yet to reach this part of the school, with no cracks and students screaming but there was no student in sight.

The two burst into the meeting room, out of breath, receiving a mix of shocked faces from their Vice and Housewardens.

“Ace Trappola! Deuce Spade! What do you think of bursting into a–”

“There’s no time to explain! A student overblot!”

Now everyone's faces were a mix of worry and irritation because it was just yesterday that a student overblotted and that student was nowhere to be seen in the room other than a floating blue tablet, filling in the absence of this student’s place.

“Another one? Tsk, who was it this time? 

“Prefect”

.........

The world is in a blur, you lost sight around you. You didn’t fight against the blot, instead, you have given in to the pure unfiltered rage that has created this blot of mess. Your appearance drastically changed, the tips of your hair turned blue as it defied gravity, flowing in the wind like little flames, your face no longer existed as if it is only a shadow with a big white smile, a smile that look so drawn onto– it seems mocking your happiness, your eyes became slit, and lastly, and a pair of bat wings made out of ink formed behind you. 

Your hands are clawed with ink,  your dress looks like an outfit for a queen yet a portion of the dress was torn and burned, cards dripping in strands from your waist, and your skin looks so dead, so pale as if you no longer have blood. Around your neck was a nautilus shell with ink formed acting as a place to hold it up, and you noticed that your wings weren't the only ones behind you, 8 snake heads poked with ink dripping from their eyes.

You can’t help but think, that each item of your attire reminds you of your battles, those battles with the housewardens that you risked your life to survive, it’s reminding you of those horrible times, those times when you suffered so much from their hands.

As you were about to charge at the school, you heard a roar behind you, it sounded like a roar of a lion and a dragon mixed in together, hearing not one but two voices. You turned to see a familiar foe but with a different look, it was Grim. But he was no longer small, instead, he was as big as the size of a 3-story house you could say. Their front paws were replaced with a pair of hands, stained with ink, and their back paws were of a reptile, their tail was part of a snake at the end of it you could see the head of a cobra, hissing at you. The more you look, you notice that he too took in some of the features of the past overblots.

The mark of Riddle Rosehearts

The Fur of Leona Kingscholar

The tentacles of Azul Ashengrotto

The hissing snakes of Jamil Viper

The inky gloves of Vil Schoenheit 

The blue flames of Idia Shroud

“Grim. . .You overblotted”

Grim roared as his eyes saw the school, ready to destroy it to bits. You turned and stared blankly at the school, watching from afar the sight of panicked students running out of the school. Seeing their expression no longer makes you feel guilty or bad, Crowley always threatened you to help his school.

“Grim, my dear… friend. It seems in the end, we only have each other” 

In this world full of magic, Grim was always by your side from your arrival at this school. He doesn’t remember much about his past but one thing he knows is that he wanted to attend this prestige school to become the greatest mage in the world. But looking at him right now, his dream has been shattered. 

Wrapping your arms around him, pulling him in a tight hug. The blazing blue fire engulfed us like a protective barrier but our moment was cut short when we heard a familiar voice calling out to us.

“YUU! GRIM!”

Your eyes slowly moved to see familiar faces below you, looks like Ace and Deuce called back-up. Gritting your teeth, your blood boiled seeing them, Grim seeing this, he let out a roar, making the ground shake. Your eyebrows furrowed, and your gaze was cold and sharp. They look frightened and worried.

“Finally you all came. Why are you defending this school now? Did Crowley say that you are gonna be pulled back again? Ruin your reputation?” You mocked them, it wasn’t funny. Those threats you remembered were close to what he said. They made you suffer this long.

Now it’s our turn to make them suffer. Make them realize their mistake.

#twst #twst yuu #overblot #disney twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst scenarios

[agentmarcuspike]

Ziggy pls may I request our favourite man Marcus Pike and number 28? 🥹

you don't have to ask me twice

prompt: getting the giggles together over something that isn’t that funny pairing: marcus pike x reader word count: ~650 ⚠️ drabble, not proof read ⚠️

You’ve both worked late every day this week, and your cupboards are as empty as your stomach is when you finally get off in time to stop by the grocery store.

The urge to grab a frozen pizza you and your boyfriend Marcus can share and run home is strong, but you know for a fact that the last edible thing you have at home is half an oxidized bottle of white wine and a jar of orange marmalade, so you decide to stock up properly with all the basics. 

The paper bag nearly rips on your way up the five flights of stairs to the apartment you share, but you soldier on, and almost trip on your cat, Max, on your way through the door.

“Oh, careful, baby!” you say as he weaves through your legs, purring loudly. 

“You talkin’ to me, honey?” Marcus yells from the kitchen.

You choke down a snicker and follow Max, who goes directly to his food bowl.

Marcus greets you with a big smile, and the fork on its way to his mouth freezes mid air when he sees the shopping bag you plop down on the counter.

“You did the shopping?! Thank God!” Marcus beams, his smile growing even bigger. He moves to kiss your head, his breath making you scrunch your nose, and he starts unpacking the groceries, a meow escaping Max as he passes him. “I hear you, boy, you hungry?” 

“Dude, you smell like fish, what were you eating…?” You bend down to pet your cat where he’s waiting in front of his empty bowl, your face still in a slight grimace.

“Sorry,” Marcus smiles. “I haven’t eaten since lunch, and the only thing I found was some canned tuna in the back of the cupboard.” 

A silence follows as you look from Marcus to Max. Marcus stares into the now empty paper bag. 

“Did you buy cat food? The big bag in the closet is empty.” 

Something is starting to dawn on you, but you bite your cheek.

“No, I didn’t, cause we still have some wet food for him.”

“Really? Where?” Marcus looks at you expectantly, ready to open whichever kitchen cabinet you tell him to. 

“... In the back,”

His eyes go wide and he waits for you to finish.

“... Of the cupboard.”

His mouth opens slightly as it dawns on him too. 

“Next to the canned tuna?” he says, voice full of hope and denial.

You slap a hand over your mouth to stop yourself from bursting out laughing. You stare at Marcus, wide-eyed, waiting to see if he’ll gag or giggle. His fingers pinch the space between his eyebrows as he leans over, and for a second you think he might be crying. But then a snort escapes him, and you let yourself laugh too. 

Tears spring from your eyes and you fall on your back as Marcus bends over, both of you heaving for air at the same time. He leans his hands on his knees as he gathers himself, shaking his head.

"I'm too tired to even be sick."

He grabs the tuna can from the counter and dumps the rest of the smelly contents into Max’s bowl as he leans down to join you on the floor. Your lips meet in a soft kiss, and he rolls on top of you. He’s about to ask permission to deepen the kiss with his tongue when you pull back and cover his mouth with your hand.

“First of all, it’s like making out with a cat. Go brush your teeth,” you tcommand, and he bows his head in embarrassment. “And second,” you continue, “You might be full, but I still haven’t eaten.” 

Just like he always does when faced with the opportunity of taking care of you, Marcus sits up.

“I’ll cook you something,” he promises. “How ‘bout a quick tuna bake?”

You slap his cheek playfully as you roll over groaning, but your cheeks are sore with a satisfying ache after laughing so hard, as a grateful smile grows on your face.

#marcus pike #marcus pike x reader #marcus pike fanfiction #marcus pike x you #idk what this is #or if it fulfills the prompt but it's something!! #thank u charlie <333 #my writing

[onlylovingstrangers]

HOW OSAMU REACTS TO BEING YOUR CRUSH

"You should definitely consider setting up a social media account for Onigiri Miya. This taste never gets old," you enthuse.

It'd been a long day at work, and you had thought, why not drop in for a snack?

Osamu had seen you through the window and by the time you were settled into your favorite place by the counter, a plate filled with your favorites had been delivered to your seat.

He reaches out now to pick off a rice grain from your cheek. "Stop talkin' with yer mouth full, dork."

"Listen to what I'm sayin', freak," you say affectionately.

"I am listening, idiot."

"So whaddya say? I could help you set it up. I could help you run it!"

I could do this for you, I could do that. You think it's dumb that people clock Osamu for the smarter twin just cause he talks less, because how could someone with even half a brain miss all the hints you've dropped that you are madly in love with him? Even Atsumu has for a few years been aware of your stupid crush on his brother, requiring several bribes to keep his fat mouth shut.

The only explanation you can come up with is that your childhood friend is an idiot.

Then again, you are the one in love with said idiot, which maybe makes you a bit of one too.

Osamu sighs. "Ya make a temptin' offer, but you're already so busy with work — don't even tryta deny that — and ya need to rest."

"Nooooo," you immediately deny, though you both know it's true.

When he shoots you a look, you hasten to add: "Running an Instagram account isn't hard work. Here, look at my photo account, which I update daily. Takes like, five minutes."

You hand over your cell to Osamu, who starts scrolling through the posts. Most of them are of the sky or of a pretty flower, with the occasional selfie. Osamu smiles at your cute poses, ignoring the pangs of jealousy when he sees his stupid brother's comments spamming your page. Instead he snorts at the username. "Where the hell did he come up with msbyatsumurocks?"

"I know. Who the hell does he think he is?" You agree.

Suddenly his fingers still at one of your selfies, which you'd captioned, Amazing day today. Below that, his stupid brother had left a... not so stupid comment.

@msbyatsumurocks: Why, did ya finally confess to my stupid brother?

"You like me?"

The startling question has you choking on rice and seaweed and tuna. The person behind your downfall leaps into action, thumping you on the back with conviction.

When you finally regain the ability to speak, you're prepared to refuse the statement with every thread of your soul, every fiber of your being, but Osamu beats you to the punch.

"And you told Tsumu instead of coming to me?"

"Well," you say with just as much snark, totally forgetting the plan to deny, deny, deny, "maybe if you'd picked up on the millions of signals I put out, like he did, we wouldn't be here! I wouldn't be wearing his fuckin' jersey at every home game just to buy his fuckin' silence!"

"So that's why you wear his stupid fuckin' jersey?" Osamu rubs his forehead, hard. "Well, guess what! I've been buyin' his silence for years! I've been cleanin' up his shit and makin' his dinners and bailin' him out for ten years!"

"Wait. You like me?"

You are suddenly acutely aware of the shop's silence, and so is Osamu.

"Should we find him and kill him?" you suggest, looking up somewhat bashfully.

"And then after... we discuss... us?" he adds, tentatively taking one of your hands in his.

It feels so right, the both of you think at once, and neither of you need to say it.

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #haikyū!! #miya osamu #osamu x y/n #osamu x you #osamu x reader #hq osamu #osamu drabble

[thyrell]

remember if you talk shit on dreams appearance, he won’t hear you, but about 30% of the college white guys who come into my job will. and one of em just ordered tuna toasted so start talkin

[mii-cherry]

The Curse of Ramshackle

18th may, Saturday

08:14 pm

I asked Grim about the holes and he said he wasn't responsible and if any " foolish vermin" dared to steal his tuna he would scare them away, I doubt he'll be able to stop the rats but then again he is a cat so maybe.

Jack and Epel visited Ramshackle today, we just chatted about our week with nothing to note, I told them about the rat situation and Epel offered to help when he had the time, he has experience with rats and says he can guarantee no rat will stay in Ramshackle.

Ace and Deuce texted that they couldn't come today, something to do with making Riddle mad that is nothing new though for them. Ace said they would visit tomorrow anyways so I'm not to worried.

_________________________________________

I closed my eyes tiredly as I wrote the last sentence in my log book for today getting up from my chair taking the book to the shelf and placing it among the books.

Looking at the bed Grim is peacefully sleeping his paws spread out already out cold. I join him on the bed moving him aside a little so I can lay down as well, as I look up at the ceiling consciousness slowly faltering I close my eyes to sleep for another day.

---------------------------------------------------

"Well, well ,well what have we here?"

Huh?. . . .

"Sandy Claws, huh? OoOoOoh, I'm really scared!"

"So, you're the one everybody's talkin' about? HAHAHAA"

Wait. . . What?! Why am I still dreaming of these things?

In my vision I see an animated sack man talking to Sandy Claws? The sack man's eyes are pitch black with stitches keeping him together.

And Sandy Claws. . . Wait he just looks like Santa Claus?!?

"You're joking, you're joking! I can't believe my eyes!"

"You're joking me, you gotta be! This can't be the right guy!"

Sandy Claws is tied up laying on a spiral table with the sack man walking around him in a jazzy erratic manner.

What does he mean he isn't the right guy? Who is he looking for?

Before I could understand what is happening the dream begins to dissolve into the darkness the last thing I see is a wooden wall with a hole that could let someone crawl through it and like that the vision is gone with nothing left.

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #disney twst yuu #twst yuu #twst grim #twst ace #twst deuce #twst epel #twst jack #twst au #Twst The Curse of Ramshackle AU

[tunabesimpin]

September hit and so did Ruggie brainrot

#He's been running in my mind being silly since the month started and i have yet to snatch him and plop him into memes #tuna be talkin #twst #twisted wonderland #twst ruggie #ruggie bucchi

[armed-and-alxne]

Callie had been working at the diner for a few years now, having moved to the city from England when she was 18 for college and a boy. That had been around 10 years ago now and while she had graduated, she had decided that she didn't want to be tied down and so, had left the boy behind. The diner had become her home and she had grown close to a few of the clientele, including Luther and Barry. Watching them walk in, she made her way over with a smile and grabbed her pad from her pocket. "So what can I get you both today? Just the usual?" ( @mxrvelouscreations

@mxrvelouscreations

The diner was a frequent hangout for Luther and his partner Barry, whether they were working or not. Right now, they were, but it was still nice to go there and relax for a while on their lunch break. So, armed and in full uniforms, they drove their cruiser to the place and made their way inside. Their usual booth was free, so they took a seat, and soon one of Luther's favorite waitresses, Callie, came over.

"Hey, doll," Barry said to her with a friendly smile. "Nah, I'm over the whole tuna salad thing for a while. So here's what," he said, rubbing his hands together eagerly. "Can you get me a big, messy burger with bacon and cheese and some fries?"

"Geezus, what're you doin'?" Luther said with a chuckle.

"What?" Barry complained.

"You're gonna die of a heart attack before you make fifty if you keep eatin' like that," Luther said.

"Hey, YOLO, alright?" Barry protested.

"At least have some vegetables," Luther encouraged.

"Fine, fine." He looked at Callie again. "Gimme two pickles 'steada one. Thanks a bunch."

Luther laughed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Pickle's a vegetable!" Barry insisted. "And a root beer, please."

"What're you five?" Luther playfully teased.

"We're on duty, I don't got a lotta options," Barry said, shrugging.

Luther shook his head and then addressed Callie himself. "It's gonna be the usual for me. Thank you," he said with a friendly smile. The usual for Luther was turkey on rye with lettuce, tomato, coleslaw, and mustard, hold the mayo, and coffee, black.

As Callie left with their order, Barry folded his hands, leaned forward, and looked at Luther intently. "So you gonna do it today, or what?"

"Do what?" Luther asked.

"Ask her out," Barry said.

"The hell're you talkin' about?" Luther asked.

"Come on, I can see it from space that you like her," Barry said.

"Keep your voice down," Luther said shyly, starting to blush. "Come on, she's like half my age."

"Nah, she isn't," Barry dismissed. "If you wanna know, just ask 'er."

"Dude, you can't just ask a woman her age. It's rude," Luther said.

"You want me to ask 'er?" he asked.

"No," Luther said firmly.

Barry was quiet for a while. He hated to see his good friend and partner so lonely. "You can't let Katherine rule your life forever..."

"Yeah, well, she is," Luther said, his frustration clear as he looked anywhere but in his friend's eyes.

"Lu... Look at me," Barry said. "Just ask her. What's the worst that can happen? She says no? Okay, acknowledge, move on."

"I can't, man. I just can't," Luther said with painful shyness.

Barry sighed and left it at that. All playfulness aside, he knew Katherine had destroyed Luther's confidence with women, and he didn't want to push him too much. It was just hard to watch his friend be so alone.

#mxrvelouscreations #luther rp #{ to protect and serve } ᶜᵒᵖ ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ #guest muse: barry

[whorechives]

What was your most recent one

how you come up to somebody talkin shit, while you smell like a five year old can of tuna someone opened after letting it bake in the sun on a sunday afternoon in pheonix, arizona. — me @ random lady in the gas station parking lot this morning.

#✦. inquiry from anon.

[mysteryshoptls]

Grim Common Lines

Level Up 1: Woah! I'm feelin' great!

Level Up 2: You wanna see me succeed that much, huh? Guess I gotta humor ya～

Level Up 3: Good, good. You better keep on being a loyal little minion to the great Grim-sama.

Level Up (Max): Nyahahah! The day I become a great mage is coming even closer!

Episode Level Up: I don't wanna be saddled with you! ...Is what I thought, but... I guess you and me make a pretty good team!

Magic Level Up: Oooh? I feel a crazy surge of power flowin' through me. Alright, I'ma show you some amazing magic now!

Friendship Level Up: Nyahaha, yeah, yeah! I told you, good things happen when you’re under my wing. Here, I’ll give you a bite of my tuna! …Just one bite, okay?

Friendship Level Up (Max): Hey, look! I dusted the guest room for you. You’re always working so hard, so I gotta help ya out once in a while. Did it make you happy? Hey, did it?

Limit Break: I'm just a little ball of possibility, ain't I? I'm gonna keep getting more and more strong and awesome from here on out!

Groovy: Howzzat!? Don't you think I've grown a ton? ...H-Hey, I don't mean my size! I'm talkin' about my abilities!

Lesson Select 1: I get super sleepy from the moment I open a textbook～

Lesson Select 2: I don't wanna do nothin' boring. Pick something fun!

Lesson Select 3: My worst subject...? O-Obviously I can do anything, duh!

Lesson Start: Hurry and finish already～～

Lesson Finish: After working so hard, I'm staaaarving now!

Battle Start: I'll show you all what I can do!

Battle Win: Nyahaa! Howzzat, you beaten yet?!

Requested by Anonymous.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst grim #twst translation

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

'Eat it up. You’re all fuckin welcome <3' 💀

VANESSA WILLIAMS IN DRAG YES

'Okay Detox with the feathers' AGJHJFJDJD

Honey Mahogany's energy!!

Game On Bitch: The Sequel

RuPaul's suit and shoes!!

Giving out better prizes than Food Network—

'I can see your SEAFOOD PLATTER' HELP

LEAVE THE UNTUCKED GIRLIES ALONE

RuPaul: You look like Calimari when you do that!

Alyssa: https://youtube.com/shorts/A0y8Nve-SyU?si=wsgaOZdWC_4_3aqM

'I don't know how to swim' same.

To be fair this would be quite a challenge for anybody 💀

'There’s got to be a morning after' Thank God for Homosexuals. Their taste is fuckin elite

VIV!

Alaska, I— same

HELPPPP

LYNESHA!!

TUNA TURNER SGSHKTHDM

Ppl who wear cheetah print are automatically cool as fuck.

Premiere Jewish Narcoleptic Drag Queen Jinx—we love you

I would love to be one of those dudes doing random shit for the queens, what a fun job

I really thought it was Lynesha!! But Detox's entire outfit and face and vibe is just amazing

Chaz!!

BARBIE??

RUPAULS GLASSES

I'm making the same face as them 💀

Jinx <3

ALASKA AVSVNGGSHDNAFN

'What are they talkin bout over there. . .' AFSHKDJFJ

'I just wanna keep it kind of classy'— 'yeah. . .' SHSHKJRHSHLRJ

'Okay' 👁👄👁

RuPaul's suit—even his voice and energy! Very Willy Wonka

Roxxxy is so amazing.

PENNYS OUTFIT

I feel like Alaska is going home. . .

Alyssa is trying it—

ALYSSA SHUT UP

Alaska + Sharon's relationship <3

ALYSSA SHUT UP

SERENA—tbh I understand why she's being obnoxious, she's probably very nervous. You can see it her eyes. But the ageism is not it

RUPAULS LOOK

Gosh, this is so cute <3

Roxxxy look is the 2009–est I've ever seen. Good for her.

JINX

'Loofa my ass' AHAJOWHSKDJKEHD

JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS

HONEY!!!

'Hehehehe yes please' AGDNKDHSH

PENNY

COCO!

VIV IS GIVING BEYONCE

Alaska's hair!!

LYNESHAS FACE

MONICA I LOVE YOU

Viv is so !!!

RuPaul is so frickin ominous.

If Lynesha gets sent home I'm gonna yeet my computer.

Ivy's was beautiful but it wasn't like. SERVING serving

WHAT WAS THAT AGGRESSIVE BITE

Camille's dress so is lovely!!

Lynsha is my wife.

Jade's look was chaotic. I agree w what's his face. The idea was there, but I feel like her look could have been better put together

MAE WEST YEAH

'TILTED PELVIS' AND RUPAUL'S CACKLING AFTERHSHGKFJH

RuPaul is chaotic neutral as hell.

Michelle <3

Lynesha 😍

Roxxxy!!! YES

YES LYNESHA IS SAFE

'Coutorture' 💀

I think Penny is safe. SHE BETTER BE

'Edit' — definitely!

DO NOT SEND PENNY HOME

NOT PARTY IN THE USA

I feel like Serena is staying. She seems like she’s gonna learn her lesson about learning from others

Penny writing 'you are all stars' is genuinely making me cry

im really sorry straight ppl don't have this.

What a RIDEEEEEE omg!! I’m so happy that you enjoyed it its such a good season to start!!!! Who are you rooting for? Who do you think is gonna win as of right now?

Omg i remember watching with my friend and she was LOVING Penny Tration and i sat next to her like 😬 oh no

Also imma have to dm you about Sh*ron i forgot they mention her every fucking episode 😭😭

#omg this is FUN #being obnoxious and blue 💙💙 #BLUEY WATCHES DRAGRACE