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absolutepokemontrash · 2 years

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Imagine the chaos that would occur if MC was a baby and for some reason they couldn't send them back and get a different student for the exchange program.

Lucifer would have a headache every single day from the moment he laid eyes on MC. His brothers already act like babies and now he has a real one to deal with.

I'm sure Asmo would be having the time of his life dressing it up in cute onesies and posting pictures to Devilgram. He would absolutely not change any dirty diapers though.

Meanwhile Beel isn't allowed to be alone with the baby at first so he doesn't wind up eating it. After he gets past that, I think he would be like an awesome older brother to MC.

Poor Leviathan would probably avoid it like his life depended on it. He just has no idea how to handle the little thing. The first time he had to change a diaper he cried.

I don't think Satan would have much of a problem with it. The look on Lucifer's face when the baby first arrived was enough to win Satan over. He would never let it in his room though. There are too many valuable books in there.

Mammon would complain constantly at first because now he literally has to babysit. It would take him maybe two whole days before his motherly instincts kick in though and he begins loving the kid like it's his own. He sulked for weeks when the baby was finally sent back to the human world.

Oh and Belphie just stays in the attic. Sorry Belphie but there's no way the baby could get you outta there.

Belphie isn’t in the attic because he went to therapy in this timeline! He and baby!MC nap a whole lot together :D

MC is a Baby?!

Lucifer

He has a question for God… WHY?! First the exchange program happens, which was a headache and a half to set up, and now he’s holding the exchange student, who he’s pretty sure needs a change of diapers!

Lucifer makes the logical suggestion of sending the baby home, you know, TO WHERE THEY BELONG, only to find out that MC is an orphan… oh fuck…

When the baby first moves into the house, Lucifer is pawning off his duties so much that even Mammon is shaking his head in exasperation. No. Lucifer is NOT taking care of another baby. Not after Satan…

But Beel had other plans, when Lucifer was distracted, Beel just plopped the baby in his lap, and I guess the mother chemical kicked in because that’s Lucifer’s baby now. He loves this chubby little human… it’s claws are small and useless… so cute 🥺

No one dares to question why the Avatar of Pride has a baby on his lap during meetings, because what are the other nobles going to do? Screw with Lucifer? Only a suicidal demon would do that!

Lucifer is the type to try and reason with the baby with… expected results. “Stop your crying and explain to me what’s wrong.” “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” “Tears will get you nowhere, explain your problem.” “Lucifer, MC can’t speak.”

All in all, this baby is his now.

Mammon

Everyone look! Did you see that?! It’s all Mammon’s street-cred… flying away…

What do ya mean he’s gotta watch this baby!? Nuh uh, babies are gross, they stink, and they’ve got really chubby cheeks-

Oh would you look at that, now Mammon’s cooing over the baby. Tsk, dumbass.

Listen, while Mammon loves sweet baby MC with all his heart and soul, he’s not the best babysitter… he’s a scammer at heart, and MC is his little partner in crime…

…for roughly two days before Asmo and Lucifer nearly murdered him over it.

Other than scummy scam behaviour, Mammon tries to teach MC how to play cards, since they’re a baby, MC just noms on the cards.

Since he’s such a wonderful big bro, he buys MC so many toys, anytime he walks past a toy store he’s like “Huh, I wonder if MC needs anythin’ else…”

Leviathan

*SHRIEKS OF TERROR*

NO! NO! Not in his fucking room! You know what babies do?! Spit up! Poop! Drool! Not on his merchandise, no sir! Levi will have no part in taking care of this random normie baby!

Weeeellll, there’s one problem with that, MC likes Levi’s giant fish tank, and when they wouldn’t stop crying, Belphie gave up and broke into Levi’s room and plopped MC in front of the tank.

Henry was probably delighted to have a little friend, Levi, not so much. MC was smearing yogurt all over the glass… that was going to take forever to clean…

“Fibsh!” “Shut up normie-baby…” “Fibsh!”

By the fourth happy “Fibsh!” Levi’s cold dead snake-heart melted, but only a little! He has some kid-friendly anime they can watch, right? Nothing that’ll give them nightmares.

Boom, look at the colours baby MC, this is the original 1990s Sailor Moon anime, subbed, obviously. No 4Kids dub for MC.

“This is where Tuxedo Mask and Usagi meet for the first time, but they don’t know each other’s secret identities yet.” “FIBSH!”

Satan

Huh, Satan had seen human babies before, but living with one would be an interesting experience, he could study their eating and sleeping habits, what toys they like to play with in comparison to demon babies…

Well, Satan would have studied MC’s sleeping patterns if the BABY EVER SLEPT! All they did was cry! All night long! Only Asmo could calm them down and Asmo, the selfish bastard, refused to compromise his beauty sleep! Ugh…

“Why do human babies cry so loud anyway..? Isn’t that just asking for predators to come and eat them?!” “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Satan does eventually warm up to the baby after he realizes they won’t cry as much if he reads them bedtime stories.

…Satan then feels like crying when he realizes that MC now cries for even more stories. Ah, history repeats itself…

Asmodeus

*squeeeeeeeeee!* babies! So cute! Let him hold MC! Let him hold MC! Awwww, those chubby cheeks and big ol’ eyes…

Babies are just so adorable! Asmo can’t help but want to snuggle them into oblivion!

For the first time in a good long while, Asmo and Mammon work together to dress MC in the most adorable baby clothes! Nothing but the best for his new baby sibling!

Asmo likes to take MC on walks in this new fancy stroller he bought, he wants to flex the cool built-in activity features on all the other babies at the park.

As a firm believer in the importance of learning social skills, Asmo hosts baby play dates! (He doesn’t want MC turning into the next Levi…) b-but… MC is growing up too fast 🥺

…wait growing up is a good thing, that means Asmo will have a sidekick in his romantic pursuits!

Beelzebub

… awww. A baby! …what’s Beel going to do with a baby?

Babies are something Beel is pretty unfamiliar with, he, Belphie, and Lilith were the family babies after all. But fret not, Beel’s willing to-

…why are babies so small??? And squishable??? Oh shit someone take the baby away from him before he accidentally crushes them! 🥺

Beel is way more comfortable just sitting MC on his lap so he doesn’t accidentally crush them.

Yeah so, Beel also doesn’t really know how to feed a baby. Like, are they going to eat this sandwich he made them? It’s steak and lettuce :)

Oh, the baby doesn’t have teeth. Whoops. More food for Beel though!

When MC gets big enough, they get all the piggyback rides. They can assert their dominance over the other babies at the playground by rolling up on a bordering seven feet tall Beel’s shoulders.

Belphegor

…what? Where’s the hu- oh. Down there. It’s uh… a little small.

Belphie is terrified of babies, like- why do they move like that? What do they want?! Please just tell him what you want, baby MC! Stop crying, this brat needs to sleep!

While Belphie is absolutely petrified of the baby, MC absolutely LOVES him. They toddle and crawl right up to him, then start tugging on his pant leg to make him pick them up.

Once Belphie, with the help of Beel, gets over his fear of the baby, Belphie can hardly be seen without them.

Fights have in fact broken out over who gets to hang out with the baby. Asmo and Belphie once got into a cat fight over who got to take MC to their first day of preschool. Lucifer swooped in and won…

Stupid Lucifer…

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obeythedemons · 3 years

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MC is summoned to Devildom wearing a shirt that has Pride written on it in a rainbow font. In the order MC received their shirts.

Lucifer

“I wasn’t aware that the exchange student would already be a fan of me.”

Has the smuggest smirk on his face

Ignores MC if they try to explain that it’s for LGBTQ+ pride and not the actual sin

Gives MC more attention whenever they wear the pride shirt and holds his chin a bit higher

Will gift MC with more items that have “Pride” written on them, especially if MC comes out as queer

Satan

One of the only brothers to realize that the shirt isn’t for a sin without MC explaining it

Ignores the fact

Buys MC a shirt that has Wrath written on it in Green font just to piss off Lucifer

Tells MC to wear the shirt whenever they know Lucifer is going to be around

After he gets closer to MC, he’ll wear a slight smirk on his face when MC wears his Wrath shirt

“I didn’t realize you’d like that shirt that much, MC. Or is it me that you’re fond of?”

Asmodeus

The moment he sees the pride shirt he is struck with inspiration for a new fashion line

Creates new products with Lust written on them

Gifts MC an exclusive shirt with Lust written on it in cursive multiple times

He chose colors that best suit MC’s skin tone and brings out their eyes

Becomes very touchy with MC whenever they wear his shirt

Will stroke the fabric material, hold their hand, and gently caress the side of their neck

Will pepper them with kisses if they allow it

“You look breathtaking, MC! But of course you do, I designed it!”

Also gifted them lingerie with Lust on it and was promptly scolded by his brothers

Mammon

Actually bought the shirt after Satan gifted MC with the wrath shirt when he started getting close to MC

Used Lucifer’s card to buy it

Was too embarrassed to give the shirt to them and held on to it

Becomes furious when Asmo gives his Lust shirt to MC and thrusts the shirt into MC’s arms

“I-It only makes sense that you have a shirt to go with your first man! It-It’s not like I want to wear matching shirts or anything!”

He does

He bought a matching shirt

He wants to wear couple’s clothes all the time

Becomes very clingy when they’re wearing his shirt and boosts how it’s their favorite shirt

Leviathan

Wait, Satan gave MC a shirt with Wrath? Doesn’t he realize the pride shirt’s not for that?!

Whatever, it’s got to be such a normie thing anyways

Not at all jealous

He does, however, go into a jealous fit when Asmo and Mammon buy MC their shirts

He goes on Akuzon immediately after he finds out and buys a shirt with Envy on it

He leaves it at MC’s door, too afraid that they wouldn’t accept a gift from a yucky otaku like him

When he sees MC wearing it for the first time he dies

Well, he thinks he’s dead and ascended

How else would he explain MC actually wearing something he gave him that has his sin on it?!

Realizes he’s not actually dead and becomes very flustered

It’ll take him a few times with seeing them wearing his shirt before he learns to relax

Will quietly sit next to them while playing games. His face bright red the entire time

Beelzebub

Huh? His brothers gave MC shirts with their sins? He doesn’t see the appeal, but okay.

Gives MC a shirt with Gluttony on it thinking MC would like to complete their collection

He said he didn’t understand the appeal, until he sees you wearing his shirt

Becomes extremely happy

Gives MC a giant hug and compliments how they look in the shirt

Thinks they look just as appealing as food

Will help get out any food stains on it

Also got MC a shirt that says Sloth on it in case MC and Belphie ever meet

Tells MC to not wear the Sloth shirt if Lucifer’s around

Belphegor

Is afraid to give MC a shirt after what he did to them

But after they see MC wearing a shirt with sloth on it for the first time he’s thoroughly confused

He didn’t get that for them?

Beel tells them that he did

Belphie will thank Beel and thinks that it’d be fine if he got MC something, too, right?

He’s a brat and realizes he could give MC a hoodie that would be worn over the other shirts

Gets the softest hoodie he can find and has Sloth embroidered on it

Is very pleased if MC wears the hoodie over their Pride shirt – take that Lucifer

“Your hoodie’s so soft and you’re so warm, you wouldn’t mind if I took a nap here, right?”

Will use them as a pillow whenever they wear the hoodie

They have to wear the shirts once a week or the brothers will be sad. At least their entire wardrobe is scheduled.

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oheyfox · 3 years

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Play fighting or wrestling with the brothers

I love doing this with other people! It ends up bringing you closer and you make funny memories!

Lucifer:

Don't even try with this man, you'll never be on top

You'll also repeatedly be thrown onto his bed

The is probably the most gentle fighting he's ever done

He'll push you right down onto the bed, pinning your arms in the process. "I see you're playing dirty. That being said, I should be able to as well." He smirks at you

By dirty, he means tickling you

I'll pray for you, you're probably not gonna make it 🙏

Mammon:

Throw yourself at him when he's not expecting it and you'll definitely get his cheeks red. "Huh?! What're ya doin', MC? ... Ohhh, so ya wanna try with the Great Mammon? You're on!"

He'll immediately throw you over and top you

Mammon likes to pin your hands down and then tickle you and maybe if he's feeling brave, a kiss

If you manage to top Mammon, I suggest going straight for the lips!

"Oi! What're ya do- Mmnh...!" His body will go completely limp as he melts into the kiss

Leviathan:

He'd be too surprised to even fight back. I mean all the the sudden you two are sitting shoulder to shoulder and now his waist is sitting between your thighs

Completely red faced the entire time, he's still trying to process the situation

While Levi is distracted with you~ It's the perfect time to attack! Pepper him with kisses, I say! Show him he's loved!

"H-huh?? MC!!?" He's whining every kiss

Satan:

He the guy to pick up and throw if you get too rowdy

You know the wrestling shows where the guy jumps on the other guys back to try an throw him down, but the guy on the bottom manages to get him off by literally falling on his back or throwing him over, basically KOing him? Yea, that's Satan

He'll pin your waist down and tease, "You're just a little cat, how do you plan on beating me?"

If you ever start laughing, it just makes him want to pepper your face in kisses

Asmodeus:

Most of time, it's you topping him. It's not a bad thing though, you get to see his cute laughing!

He loves it when you blow raspberries onto his skin. His favorite spots being his neck, his stomach, his shoulders, and his cheek

He's not one to often top, but if he does, he go to plan is to pepper you with kisses

Not always on the face by the way

Beelzebub:

Beel tries to be really careful play wrestling with you

He doesn't want to accidentally smoosh you so he'll let you top him most of time. He thinks it's cute to see you feel like you're in control

Occasionally he'll top you, his favorite thing to do is watch you squirm to top him again

It's kind of like that one video of the girl topping the guy saying, "I am stronger" and immediately the guy tops her, she says, "I am not stronger"

Belphegor:

The best time to do this is when he's sleeping, right? No, he'll immediately wake up and roll you over so that he's on top of you

"What do you think you're doing, pipsqueak?" He mischievously grins at you

He doesn't really like to wrestle, he's more of a cuddler

He'll just hold you down until you get tired and eventually fall asleep on you

If you don't ever calm down, he'll try kissing or hugging you around the midsection so you won't try to push him off

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redacted-headcannons · 3 years

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Obey Me! Headcanon: Most Traveled Locations in the Human Realm!

Where in the human realm do the demons go?

Lucifer

always visits the exact same spot if its for him time

a small village in Greece

which is once a year and he stays for a week

its the spot Lilith fell to

he lovingly touches the ground

sobs hysterically and loses composure to the point of bursting into demon form

the locals here started offering him fruit at the entrance of the village

lucifer hated it at first

local legend and translations call him the “Mourning Man” or the “Morning Man” bc of his wailing and tendency to stay from sunset to sunrise

Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej definitely do a segment on him

Mammon

as much we all might think its Vegas

its actually the red light district in Amsterdam

hes a patron there

not bc he sleeps with the workers but bc he has a shelter in the middle of the district

its disguised as a sex shop but its just a front for mammon to run a school for uneducated workers in the district

used to sustain it with all his gambling money but the graduates decided to become self sufficient

the shop half makes a ton of money off of tourists AND humans give him a “principal” fee? amazing

its something he’s actually really proud of and won’t tell anyone about

he honestly only visits every few years and very secretively

Leviathan

its Piss Alley in Tokyo

though Levi will get mad if you call it by its English name. The Japanese translation is Memory Lane

the tight alleyways made him extremely anxious the first time

a kind restaurant owner who was smoking outside brought him in for tea and snacks

they also happened to be streaming some anime

Levi couldn’t get enough

though he found it recently he travels there once a month

recently for Levi is like 40 years ago though

the couple who owns the joint think that levi is the spirit of their deceased son

bc Levi only visits when no one is wandering the alleyways or inside the restaurant

their suspicion grows when levi mentions he was in the navy once

Satan

doesn’t have a favorite place

travels through South America pretty frequently

he grew bored of literature on Greco-Roman history

decided to say f*ck it and travel to a random spot

it was definitely Barranquilla

then discovered different dialects of spanish in South America

ran into a language block in Brazil

cannot understand Puerto Ricans

but the countries he visits keeps his mind going and the cultures fascinate him

Asmodeus

as the self-appointed part boi he loves South Korea and East Asia in general

something about a more or less conservative culture going absolutely ballistic with some alcohol and lust makes Asmo go feral

one of the few brothers to exercise his sin while in the Human Realm

the country in general has a crazy range of seasons, which Asmo is really jealous of

also likes it because people tend to compliment him in obvious ways here like taking pictures, giving him gifts on the street, or being scouted by entertainment companies

no one can quite place if he’s a foreigner or not

also likes traveling with Levi but mostly for the fashion scene in Japan

Beelzebub

it’s an American diner in Tucson

its open 24/7 and run by a father-daughter duo whose trying to pay for her education

the father is a big burly man with a kind smile and he thinks that Beel is probably what a son of his would look like

the daughter has a crush on Beel

Beel politely informs her that he’s “probably” around the same age as her dad

understandably, they are shook

they talk about how they can’t tell where his accent is from and are weirded out that his bright orange hair looks like it actually grows out of his head

despite their suspicions, they feed him as much as his human form can handle

Beel returns the favor by tipping generously

not like $100 tips kinda generously

but like a few months of rent kinda generously

Belphegor

used to go on yearly unexplained trips to Greece with Lucifer

hated them

when he finally got permission to travel on his own, he went to Mongolia

it was an accident

but the fresh air, the large open planes of grass, and the silence were really welcoming to him

he could watch the stars for another 1,000 years there if his brothers stopped trying to retrieve him

he avoids people like the plague here

but its okay bc they don’t know he’s there when he visits

actually the nearby village’s children think he’s just an odd cow

Barbatos

enjoys trips to countries that border the Alboran, Mediterranean, and Black Seas

there’s just so much to learn in these areas

he can never really choose a favorite place

frequents the ruins of the library of Alexandria, the island of Cyprus, and Gibraltar

was there when the library burned

the food in these countries are also vastly different from each other with seafood often the common denominator

he loves it

unlike the stagnant nature of the devildom, the ever changing paces, cultures, and people of these regions and countries keeps Barbatos overwhelmed and happy

Diavolo

he actually thinks that visiting random churches is super funny

made it three steps in the vatican before feeling super sick

not from the holiness

but the stench of overwhelming human sin

when leaving he cackles because its just so very human

is interested in what humans interpret as sin within Christianity because their concept of good and evil is so grey

he doesn’t get to the Human Realm very often

but stays for at least a month every time

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demonologistfucker · 3 years

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MC wants to meet some Creatures - Obey Me! Brother’s - Fluff

Gn!mc asks one of the brothers to take them to find a magical creature. This is for the main brothers, but if people want one for the newly datables just ask! I would love to do more <3

Lucifer

Is Cerberus not enough? We can go down and pet him if you like

It’s going to take some convincing to get this trip to happen. Needlessly risking the human's life just to see something neat? I think not

But your eyes were so big when you asked… fine. He’ll find something worthwhile that isn’t going to get you killed

Prep for the trip is Lucifer covering you in about 50 different protection spells.

Then you’ll be flying. Hold on tightly and try not to look directly into the wind. That’s not good for your human eyes. Lucifer’s arms are firm around you as his wings stretch out. With a push you’re off. Being lifted from the ground purely from the strength of his wings? It’s an undescribable feeling.

Soon you are out of the Devildom and flying above the Hell Wilds. A vast landscape of all sorts of terrors. From red grasses that could cut through bone, or the vast tar fields that bubble toxic gas. There is a beauty to it. Especially if you are safe above it all.

A large canyon comes into sight. “This canyon was cut by Lotan’s first rampage, and where Levi made Lotan his pet.” Lucifer begins to descend. Swooping down in a tight spiral to slip into the canyon.

It takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Then you can see something glowing. Many somethings glowing. They crawl over the canyon sides. They are nothing like you’ve seen before, but if you were to pin down to something earth like… they are most similar to sea slugs? But they have legs and bright, piercing eyes. With beautiful fins running down their back. Each looks to be a droplet of a rainbow.

“Gems left in the earth can collect enough magic to come to life.” They have no name, but they could fit in the palm of your hand. Tho please don’t touch they are highly condensed magical creatures and could shred your human body without meaning too.

Mammon

“Can I trust you?” He looks at you with surprising serious. Though he’s scratching his chin which makes it a little hard to take him seriously. When you say Of Course, Mammon quickly cracks into a grin. “Alright, give me a day, but-” He just starts nodding and runs off. Delighted with his own idea too much to tell you more

The Next day you meet Mammon outside the house of lamentation. He is already in his demon form and has a large sack in his hands. Which appears to be full of weird trinkets and a whole lot of grimm.

Where are you going? The Hell Wilds. Which is… so unhelpful because the Hell wilds are nearly infinite.

Mammon scoops you up bridle style, and then you’re off into the air. Mammon cannot stop smiling, “I haven’t taken anyone here before.” He mainly says this too himself. But looks at you with so much delighted you can’t help but blush.

This would be a much longer flight if Mammon wasn’t so good at using the air currents to his advantage. Diving to catch the updraft that send you both rocketing through the air. You’re at not risk of danger. Mammon wouldn’t let that happen to you, but it does feel like a roller coaster. When you level out, you’re facing a dark mountain. It cuts into the air with jagged certainty. Mammon lands halfway up its sides.

“She doesn’t like it when I fly into the nest. So we’ll have to walk to the rest.” If you ask any questions about what is happening. His response is a grin. “You know how Crows and I get along? Well… this is where that started.”

The mountain is only partial rock. The rest is ash, twigs and mud stuck together to keep the mountain from falling apart. Crows and ravens sit perched along the cliff sides. Some crows come flying to the mountain with fresh mud to repair parts of the mountain. The dark birds watch you and Mammon with intense, unrelenting eyes. Mammon smiles to them, and carries on with ease.

The path winds up to a crack in the side of the mountain. Mammon gestures for you to wait outside while he walks in first. You can hear something massive stir. The rustle of feathers and the scratch of claws against stone. Then Mammon pokes his head out and beckons you in.

Curled within the mountain is a great beast. It’s hard to tell one part from another because she is massive, and her dark feathers blend into each other. Her head is stuffed into the bag Mammon brought. When she sits up, she has a golden cup in her maw. The Crow Drake is stunning and terrifying. Her eyes are molten red, and her teeth cut through the gold.

The Crow Drake is the matriarch from all the crows and ravens in Hell. When Mammon was young, he fled to this mountain and was given a drake’s comforts. As well as his first crow familiar.

She reaches up to get a good look at you. Her beak pressing against you. Nudging you around and bringing her eyes right up to yours. Then she sits back and let's out a satisfied sqwaks. Mammon is about to say something when the Crow Drake leans over and picks him up by the collar of his jacket. Mammon is plopped onto her soft back, and she begins preening his hair. Making little noises every once in a while. “I know I used too much conditioner, stop harassing me” Mammon is blushing fiercely.

Levi

“Gah! Why can’t Lotan be more gentle.” Levi really wants you to meet Lotan, but it’s highly likely that Lotan would try to kill you the moment you met. All the photos of Lotan have been just… blue scales, or a big eyeball.

But Lotan is one of many Sea serpents. Actually, there are all sorts of magical creatures in the sea, and Levi is going to tell you about All of them. While he tries to figure out how to make sure you can breathe underwater.

“I am not allowed near the merfolk palace though, so... Can’t take you there.” If pushed on the matter, he will turn red and stammer about how Lotan just wanted a snack.

He found a spell! He’ll need Solomon’s help, but it should give you 24 hours of breathing underwater. Now it’s time to go into his tank.

Did you assume that he just had a normal wall sized fish tank? Of course not. The back wall has been turned into a convenient portal to The Ocean. It’s not an earth ocean, and hell doesn’t actually have a lot of clean water. This Ocean is an in between realm that connects to the abstract of earth’s waters, and all the magic that one could possibly find in those depths.

At first Levi gets distracted showing you all the fish. Look at the coral! And the trigger Fish! Oh, what a pretty anemone. He’s so caught up in showing you around that he’s not even embarrassed to be holding your hand the whole time.

Levi is such a strong swimmer he barely even notices dragging you along with him. His tail easily propels you both forward, and with great agility he can swim through the coral reefs. Then you hit the edge. Suddenly there is a vast nothing below you. Light fades below.

Down you go! It would be more unsettling if you didn’t have leviathan right besides you. Who is practically vibrating with his excitement. Underwater Levi looks so much more comfortable. Moving with such ease and without any hesitation.

You can feel the water begin to shift as something Massive approaches. Levi pauses and let's out a trill. Which is met by a deep noise that rattles your bones.

Red is a hard color to see in the deep ocean. Not enough light in that wave length can reach that far down. So at first it’s just a dark dot in the distances. Then it’s brilliant red head comes surging towards you. The water rushes around as the sea serpent begins to swim in a spiral around you and Leviathan. Leviathan is beaming and spinning around to keep up with the Serpent’s face. Letting out happy trills sporadically.

Eventually the Sea Serpent settles down and lets its body relax out. The Serpent stretches out so far that it’s back fines look so small. Yet their face is larger than a bus. The Serpent looks at you for a long while, and then it flicks it head upward. Which makes Leviathan blush a vibrant red.

She approves

Satan

Satan needs two weeks to prepare! But he has an idea. How do you feel about sewers?

“The Devildom aqueducts are actually one of the cleanest places in hell. It’s really an astounding work of engineering-” he goes on for a while about all the intricate workings. Seems there is a lot of plant filtering the waters, as well as creatures that can digest what the plants can’t process.

Satan gives you one of his books of magic. “I am their friend, but if you want them to accept your presence, it’s best to provide a gift. To show you mean well.” Unlike the others, Satan will give you a heads-up on whom you’re about to meet. Though, he gives the explanation as you’re walking towards the sewer’s entrance.

“Their name is Elos, and they are one of the oldest chimera’s alive. They were created in less than stellar circumstances, but handled it rather well.” By eating their creator. “Now they used the leftover alchemical equipment to do their own studying, as well as keep the aqueduct ecosystem in balance.”

The entrance looks like any other sewer grate in a city. Satan can easily move the heavy cover off, and watches as you begin to climb down the ladder. Satan closes the cover as he starts his descent. The sewers are Massive. The tunnel is about 20 feet wide and 20 tall. A perfect circle, except for the walk ways going along the side. A sort of seaweed is growing at the bottom of the waterways. Little fish duck in and out of the waving reeds. Further in more plants grow along the side. Some areas have full banks that cover the waterways. You can also see long claw marks running along the sides of the tunnel. As well as the residue of a recent magical explosion. “Hmm, looks like Elos got annoying company.” Satan smirks at the blast marks.

One of the original designers of the sewers was the grand wizard who made Elos. So there is a laboratory at the dead center of the sewer system. If one were to look at the blueprints, you’d be able to see a magic circle drawn by the tunnels. Well almost one. Those plans were later worked over to fix the functionality of the sewer system for the devildom. Elos didn’t want to do any city wide magic, so they aren’t really upset about it.

Outside of Elos’s laboratory is a large blue door. Painted on it are bright yellow runes that start to shimmer green as Satan approaches. Satan knocks, and it’s a full three minutes before the sound of the door unlocking. With effort, it swings inwards, and the smell of chemicals and herbs assaults your nostrils.

Satan goes about the polite introduction. Leading you into the laboratory, but it’s hard to pay attention. There are so many strange machines littered across the room, and Elos themself is a feat to understand. Their face is divided into three parts, one of a bull, one of a woman, and the other of an ape. They have large arms with hands that drag across the floor. Their fingers are thin claws of a bird. Chest comes from some great lizard not from earth. Hide legs appear to be lion like, and its tail is an arched scorpion stinger. Elos looks at you with deep eyes.

When you present the spell book Satan gave you. Elos sneers at you but takes the book. “A gift provided from someone else is weaker… but will do.” her voice is a dry and raspy. Speaking with vocal cords never crafted for such intricate language.

Asmodeous

“Want to meet some of the lovelies that help me torment souls?!”

They’re the creature Asmodeous has easy access to, so I recommend saying yes if you want to go with him

“They’re for a very specific time of person. The sort who think their beauty makes up for all the harm they caused.” A dark look smolders in Asmo’s eyes, but when he looks at you, it softens. Back to his normal bright heart eyes.

Asmo summons a cab to drive you both to the outskirts of the devildom. To… a ranch? Soft green meadows stretch out as far as you can see. Wooden fences mark the edge of the road. When you look close, you can see sigils carved into the posts.

Out in the field you can see them. Powerful horses with glimmering spiraled horns. Some are pure white with long wavy mains, but they are as diverse as any herd of horses.

“My beautiful unicorns,” Asmo leans over the fences to get a better look at them. “You’ll get to have a closer look at those in the stables right now. They won’t be too happy about being locked up, but they’re so wonderful just to look at.”

These unicorns come from more of a… vicious tradition. Their diets are completely carnivorous and with a strong preference for humans.

While you enter the stables, Asmo explains that these stables are more for necessary check-ups, and not where the unicorns stayed. They had their own dens somewhere in the meadows. Asmo hadn’t cared to find it, but it is out there.

So the unicorns that are in are here to have a thorough cleaning by one of the stable works. No you cannot help I’m afraid. These Unicorns would not be able to tell you apart from the souls they are encouraged to feast upon. All the other folk who work at the stable are non-human, and they still get bite. What’s worse is when a Unicorn decided to charge.

To make sure none of that happens, you’ll be safely on the other side of the door. Even though you can’t get close. You still can see the Unicorns very well. They are beautiful creatures. The shortest is still taller than the average horses. With eyes set more forward on their skull, and sharp angular bodies. Their legs are less brittle. With hooves that are divined into three sharp angles.

While most of the unicorns with in the stable seem antsy to leave. They all give their own greeting to Asmo. A dappled gray is the most affectionate. Letting Asmo pet the sides of their face, and rubbing up against Asmo’s head. It looks at you with curiosity. Sniffs the air and whinnies. “I know,” Asmo coos. “They are very tasty looking, but you can’t have any. I want this human to stick around.” The Unicorn snorts and flicks it tail in annoyance.

Beelzebub

His eyes light up when you ask to meet some magical creatures. “We won’t have to go too far… but we should wait till the house is quiet.” Que Mammon sprinting through the hallways trying to out run Lucifer. “They don’t like the ruckus.”

Beel asks you to meet him in the kitchen once everyone else has gone to their rooms. When you enter you find him setting out a tray with a dish of milk, honey, and some crackers. He then hands you a block of cheese. “Cut up some cubes of this.” and so you do. Beel doesn’t take any food from the tray, but he does rummage in the fridge while you get the cheese ready.

Once it’s all ready, Beel sets the tray in the middle of the counter. He then pulls out a little golden bell, and rings it. There is a beat of silence, and then doors you had never seen before open. One door is tucked into the wall trim, another in the backspace, and a third underneath the cabinets. Who comes tumbling out are small fuzzy creatures. They walk on their hind legs, and have large flat faces. Almost like a bat, but their eyes are old and wise. They are dressed in hand stitched clothes made from old table clothes, towels, or other scraps of fabric they could steal without much fuss.

“Who is this?!” One of them points pocket knife at you. “My friend,” Beel says and when he looks at you he can’t help but smile. “Hmm… did your friend cut this cheese?” Beel nods. “Next time make them smaller. Our children will struggle to hold these.”

These are House Brownies. A type of fae that can be found in most loving homes. They are a people of high standards but with over whelming big hearts. Beel is the main reason the house brownies live within the house of lamentation. No one else remembers to set out food for them. So no one else gets the help of the Brownies. Beel however often finds that his chores have been done for him, and snacks are often left on his bed side table. Small snack since the brownies can’t carry too much, but he deeply appreciates it.

Brownies are some of the easiest fae to talk with. The worst you can do is hurt their pride, but they are quick to accept earnest apologies. Not the sort of fae who will steal your name and trick you into dancing yourself to death… well… There have been a couple brownies who have done that. But the people were true assholes.

One of the brownies who is dress in a floral dress comes up to you. They give you a once over, and then start to climb up the back of your shirt. Now on your shoulder, the Brownie sniffs your face and pokes your cheeks. The Brownie’s whiskers tickle, and it’s hard not to react. But their fur is so soft, and they smell like honey and clove.

“You should have brought this one sooner.” The floral Brownie says in a sing-song voice. “They can bring us human snacks, yes?” “I want a candy!” Another brownie cheers. “Are human homes as noisy as demon homes?” “What is a cat? We hear the mean one speak of them, but never have seen them.” “Is cat friend or foe to the brownie?” Another brownie is now climbing you. This one decided to perch on the top of your head. “Human smells nice. Keep them Beel.”

Belphegor

“Okay, but you’re paying for their snacks.”

Which turned out to be nearly ten pounds of red meat. You’re also the one who has to carry the bag as you walk into the properly sketchy parts of the Devildom city. Belphegor looks as nonchalant as normal. Except for when he needs to glare at any other Demon who might start making eyes at you.

Now it’s into the dark alleys you go. Winding past business and into tight brick alley ways. The surrounding buildings seem to tower up through the sky. Blocking the darkness above. There is even a hint of sulfur in the air.

“Alright, set the meat down.” Belphegor stops at the intersection of four alley ways. It makes a small circle in the middle. The ground is dark and stained from years of murk. Moss grows up the walls, and blooms in the cracks. You set the meat down and then back up next to Belphegor. “Are you nervous?” He grins a little and then brings his fingers to his lips and whistles Loud.

You can hear them running. Many heavy feet charging down the paths. They’re coming from every direction, and now hear their panting breath. Growling and snarls as they try to be the first to reach their meal.

If you thought earthly wolves are big. You are blown away by the size of hellhounds. They keep their heads low but still stand at least three feet tall. Their teeth are as black as their fur, and they have barbed tails that whip back and forth in a frenzy. The Hell hounds are at first completely distracted by the food left out for them.

“When they’re not hungry, they’re really sweet.” Belphegor crosses his arms and leans back against the wall. Patiently waiting for the Hell Hounds to calm down. “They’re in the city to hunt down pests. Lucifer see’s them as exterminators,” One of the Hell Hounds now trots over to Belphegor. It rams its head into his stomach, demanding attention. Belphie laughs a little and starts to scratch its ears. Now content that it’s getting love. The Hell Hound eyes you. First a sniff, and then it tries to bite your clothes. “Hey,” Belphie says in a stern voice, and that’s all the Hound needed. You’re not food? Well then you must be friend too.

The message is spread through the rest of the pack, and soon you are surrounded. The Hell Hounds breath is rancid, and they will not stop trying to give you kisses.

Two of the hounds manage to get Belphie on the ground, and sit on top of him. Belphie’s face is flushed, and he only tries to get them off half-heartedly. Then accepts their cuddles and closes his eyes. “They’re not allowed in the house. So I come here a lot… you can join me next time if you want.”

A/N: Thank you @squidubus for the great idea of Mama Crow Drake preening Mammon’s hair. I luuuv uuuu

#I had... so much fun with this #mammon's mom is a Crow Drake #Obey me!#Obey me! headcanon #Obey me! Lucifer #Obey me! Mammon #Obey me! Leviathan #Obey me! Satan #Obey me! Asmodeous #Obey me! Beelzebub #Obey me! Belphegor #my writing #creatures #fantasy #I just love magical creatures okAY?!#also you with MC powers Can befriend the man eating unicrons if you really want but you gotta Earn it

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thehouseoflamentation · 4 years

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Who would have the most restraint of the demons/Simeon when it comes to their heat? How do they act differently while going through it? Thank you!

I’m just gonna throw in the rest of the boys while I’m at it (except Luke of course)

How the boys deal with their heat from most controlled to most unrestrained ~NSFW~ (BREAD)

Simeon

By far the most restrained out of the boys.

He may have desires of his own but that doesn’t mean he’ll give into them so easily.

He won’t breed with any casual mate either. If his partner isn’t someone he trusts and genuinely loves then he won’t breed with them at all.

Simeon is used to dealing with his heat and typically distracts himself with cooking, writing, and other hobbies if he feels his urges start to show up.

Even with a partner he would still be hesitant to breed them due to how long breeding season usually lasts.

If his heat is really bad he’ll take suppressants to deal with his symptoms

Barbatos

As Diavolo’s personal butler he handles himself very professionally.

He’s usually busy with other tasks to be preoccupied with just dealing with his heat.

He won’t let something like being in season distract him from his duties.

On his own he has a lot of restraint but at times will rely on suppressants as well.

On the occasion that he does have time to deal with his heat he’ll usually handle it himself or find a partner.

He’s had his fair share of one night stands and seasonal hook ups when he was in heat in the past.

He isn’t overly picking when it comes to choosing a mate either. His main requirement though is finding someone who can actually handle all the pain and pleasure he can give.

Diavolo

While Diavolo is definitely the type to give into his own whims he also has a reputation to protect.

He’s a prince after all so he can’t always give in to the temptations of his own heat.

He also has a number of responsibilities as the head of RAD and the future king of the devildom so he can typically distract himself with work if he feels the effects of his heat acting up.

Diavolo has a good amount of restraint and can usually control himself but often uses suppressants as needed or may take some time for himself.

He will usually deal with his heat when he is alone and won’t typically accept a partner due to the possibility of a scandal or accidental pregnancy.

If he does choose a mate its likely someone who he knows he will be able to commit to in the long run.

Lucifer

Even though he’s usually on top of things (pun completely intended) Lucifer has buried himself in work and forgotten about his heat until his symptoms started to flare up at least once or twice before.

As much as Lucifer would like to give in to his own desires he has enough restraint to stop himself to either finish whatever work he has or distract himself with something else if he needs to.

He is usually the type to try and deal with things himself and his heat is no exception.

He tries to avoid using suppressants because he believes he has enough self control and doesn’t need them.

“No, no I’m fine!” *is not fine*

It can take a lot of work to gain Lucifer’s trust enough for him to consider you a possible mate but once you’ve lasted through one season with him there’s a high chance he won’t choose anyone but you the next time he’s in heat.

Belphie

Being too horny to sleep 24/7 for a week isn’t exactly fun for the Avatar of Sloth

*Tries to roll over in his sleep and accidentally rolls right onto his boner*

Belphie finds his heat more annoying than enjoyable so he usually tries to control his symptoms as best he can

He has a good amount of restraint but still uses suppressants to get rid of his symptoms

He’s had a few seasonal partners but prefers a mate he’s already really bonded with

If he doesn’t have a partner to help him with his heat he’ll sometimes barricade himself in a pillow fort until his heat subsides.

Satan

Satan’s self control during breeding season is strong but not unbreakable

Satan is already used to controlling his anger and while the same goes for his heat he still has moments where his restraint wavers

He’ll typically be able to control his heat on his own but has to rely on suppressants when his symptoms start to get worse

Considering how rough he can be when he is in season he usually deals with himself on his own and rarely takes on partners unless he knows for a fact that they can take handle him

Probably reads erotica while getting himself off

He prefers having a partner that he has a well developed relationship with but at times when his heat is really bad and he doesn’t already have a partner he wouldn’t mind a seasonal fling.

Beelzebub

Beel’s heat can often be as bad as his hunger so it isn’t really something he can ignore so easily

He can restrain himself to some degree and often does so by eating comfort foods that doesn’t necessarily mean his symptoms are no longer there

To distract himself he usually eats snacks, works out, or stay longer at club activities to try and get his mind off things

Beel typically uses suppressants when he’s at RAD and during club activities

Beel prefers a long term partner as a mate and because of this he’ll usually prefer to deal with his urges by himself rather than look for a seasonal hook up when he isn’t in a relationship

Mammon

Mammon always insists that he can deal with being in heat on his own but he often locks himself in his room for indefinite periods of time when he’s in heat so….yeah….

When he’s in heat Mammon starts to show a lack of interest in money and that’s how you know something is up

He’ll make excuses and say that he’s busy but in reality he’s probably just trying to isolate himself until breeding season is over

He will use suppressants at RAD or if he needs to go out for some reason but when he can he’ll try to stay in his room

Unless he has already has a partner Mammon will typically deal with his heat on his own

He may not have the most restraint but he isn’t really fond of seasonal hook ups and wants to have more of a connection with his mate

Leviathan

Levi spends so much time in his room his brothers often overlook the times when he’s in heat since there’s basically little to no change to indicate that his heat started other than the door to his room now being locked

Levi doesn’t really need to restrain himself when he’s in heat since he prefers to stay isolated anyway

He has all the body pillows and hentai he could ever want in his room and on his PC so why go anywhere else?

Although he usually deals with his heat on his own that also doesn’t mean he has to restrain his urges.

He doesn’t usually pick a mate when he’s in heat unless its someone he’s already in a relationship with and even then he’s hesitant to let others see this side of him

He doesn’t take suppressants and doesn’t think that he needs them

You know the moment he steps out of that room the brothers are gonna febreze bomb and disinfect every inch of that place

Solomon

Look. Solomon is human. HE ISN’T GOING TO BE IN HEAT UNLESS HE MADE HIMSELF BE IN HEAT

He knows the kind of situation he put himself into and as long as he has a partner that’s equally down to fuck *coughASMOcough* he won’t really restrain himself

He has 72 pacts don’t tell me hasn’t fucked a few demons in his down time

He doesn’t use suppressants because he chose to be in heat and that would defeat the purpose of casting “horny spell” on himself

He’s mostly had seasonal partners for one two breeding seasons at a time and sometimes takes on more than one mate

Asmo

HE’S IN A RUT AND READY TO NUT

Because Asmo is the avatar of lust he typically gets hit with heat symptoms that are worse than his brothers and because of that it is more difficult to fully restrain himself

Asmo does take suppressants, usually at a higher dosage, but they are not always as effective on him and often do little to resolve his symptoms

He can’t be let loose into the devildom when he’s in heat considering he may accidentally charm people just by looking at them so instead the brothers just quarantine him in his room until his heat is over

Even though he can’t go outside and hit the club its not entirely bad for Asmo since his bros will usually bring him everything he needs (food, make up, partners, etc) until he’s able to go outside again

He has no real preference when it comes to mates and will often have multiple seasonal partners at a time

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llamanotdrama · 4 years

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"Never in my life have i ever seen such disaster in this house lucifer"

-Mc after one minute in the house of lamentation

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dddevilsadvocate · 4 years

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headcanon: Beel sometimes just picks Belphie up and walks around the house with him over his shoulder. Belphie allows it and flops over like a ragdoll cat. MC has many photos of it and keeps them in a folder called ‘My Boys 💖’

#Pearl post #obey me headcanon #obey me! headcanon #obey me swd #obey me!#obey me #obey me Beelzebub #Beel #Belphie #obey me Belphegor #Beelzebub #Belphegor #Beel and Belphie #attic sandwich uwu

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student-yuki · 4 years

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headcanon that Solomon acts like a memelord...but only around mc

#obey me solomon #obey me! solomon #swd solomon #obey me headcanons #obey me! headcanons #obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date?#obey me headcanon #obey me! headcanon #mypost #headcanon #solomon

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albino-absol · 3 years

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I just like to think that beel doesn't know what cake means so anytime MC or Soloman says that he has some cake he'd become very confused and starts looking for said cake, making the humans laugh as they keep saying its behind him and him spinning looking for it.

#obey me hc #obey me headcanons #obey me headcanon #obey me hcs #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me! headcanons #obey me! beel #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! hc #obey me! hcs #obey me! headcanon

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devildomobsessed · 4 years

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Where They Like to Kiss You

AN: These are just my personal headcanons!

Lucifer

Lucifer likes to kiss your temples. He appreciates the quickness of action, as well as the look on your face after you feel something feather-lite press against your temple. He’s protective of you, and it’s expressed in a temple kiss whenever he hugs you (which is rare enough as it is).

Mammon

Mammon absolutely loves kissing your neck. It tends to be the transition between something tame to more passionate. While you may not be such a fan of the marks he tends to leave, it’s one of the things he loves to do. His greedy, possessive nature loves claiming you by leaving marks up and down your neck for everyone to see.

Leviathan

Cheek kisses convey affection, in a somewhat safe way. Which suits Levi’s somewhat shy nature. Unless you’re Ruri-chan, he’s reluctant to be forthcoming about his feelings. So he’ll settle for a cheek kiss that’s somewhere between friendly and romantic.

Satan

There’s a certain intimacy to kissing your hands. At least, that’s what Satan thinks. It feels regal and is a yearning for civility that isn’t always achievable. He enjoys kissing the inside of your wrists. The delicacy and intimacy of the act is something that leaves you both feeling warm.

Asmodeus

Asmodeus’s favorite type of kisses are collarbone kisses. There’s something inherently intimate and sensual about kissing skin that’s normally covered up. Collarbone kisses are indicative of pleasure, and the small noises you make is music to Asmo’s ears.

Beelzebub

Beel is a tall demon, making forehead kisses a go-to for him. There’s a simple kindness in bending down to casually kiss your forehead whenever he feels like it. He cares deeply about you, and feelings of protectiveness and compassion are transmitted via kiss.

Belphegor

There’s quite nothing like sleepy, jaw kisses when it comes to Belphie. The casual messiness of it appeals to him. It’s an act that’s can easily be done while laying down, half-asleep. There’s also a noncommittal nature to jaw kisses that occur in the blurry place in between dreams.

#obey me! shall we date?#shall we date? obey me!#obey me! leviathan #obey me! mammon #obey me! lucifer #obey me! hc #obey me! headcanon #obey me! satan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! belphegor

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absolutepokemontrash · 2 years

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May I request the brothers with an MC who does martial arts and is kind of a menace? Like, they won't start conflict with anyone, just for the sake of violence. But of some jerk/bully demon harassed them enough they'd definitely kick the bully off his feet and throw him. I'm thinking the kind of MC who would try to strike Belphie's throat when he starts doing what he does in ch. 16. (I love your writing BTW. I hope you're having a great day. Remember to hydrate, rest and eat. :D)

(Awww! Thank you! I’ll definitely be sure to consume all my daily requirements! :D)

MC is a Martial Arts Master!

Lucifer

When Lucifer first saw MC flip a demon twice their height, he just about had a stroke then and there. What the hell are they feeding the humans up there??? Steroids and raw eggs???

According to MC, who was happy to explain, it’s just a matter of safely shifting one’s opponent’s weight. Well… at least MC will be somewhat safe down in the Devildom… who would expect a human to be able to do that?

Lucifer goes about his business as usual, but on one particular day, he gets curious.

He asks the human what kinds of fighting styles they’re sufficiently trained in, and they reply with “Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Fu-”

Lucifer’s eyebrows nearly shot upwards off his face. The human was this talented???? Huh… oh well. Impressive, but Lucifer had other matters to attend to-

MC IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO GIVE LUCIFER’S BROTHERS LESSONS. THE PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED. I REPEAT, THE ELDERLY PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED.

Mammon

Honestly, Mammon is really hyped. He loves action movies, and any good action movie has a hero who can kick ass!

Any time the two of them watch an action movie together, Mammon points at the screen and asks “hey can you do that?”

No matter how ridiculous, he’s gonna ask. No Mammon, no normal human can backflip-kick someone while falling from an on-fire train.

Oh well! Not all is lost! Maybe he can set up some kinda underground fight club in order to rake in some extra dough… hmmmm… heh, oi, human, ya interested?

Even if MC says yes, Mammon will be promptly stopped by the brothers with brain cells at their disposal. Tsk… damn. Hey, MC, ya wanna teach your first man some fightin’ moves?

Leviathan

Woah! This is just like in every shonen anime ever! MC’s just going to get stronger and stronger, until eventually they’re able to destroy anyone who dares challenge them!

Levi is going to sit and watch from the sidelines with popcorn and some glow sticks to cheer his favourite human on!

*sigh* his human is so cool…

Now, Levi knows hand to hand combat, but… he’s just better at it in games. He’s more of a strategist. Huh… maybe he can hire MC to train some of his troops! Or maybe… he could teach MC how to use a sword, or a trident!

MC and Levi are battle buds now! Good god Levi, why did you give them a sharp object?

Satan

Now, Satan has spent thousands of years studying all manners of things, including fighting techniques and styles. He might be a bit out of practice, but he’s up for a sparring match-

Aaaaaaaand angry nerd got flipped. Easily… pathetically easily. Wow… is MC free for lessons? He’d like to… find a way to royally embarrass Lucifer.

After training, Satan is always ready to elegantly decompress. And by elegantly decompress, he means flop on the library couch right next to MC and… groan. He’s a little sore.

Once Satan’s body gets used to the constant fighting exercise, he’s the one who starts taking care of MC after training. He starts reading to MC as they relax on their bed together… wholesome stuff like that.

Now, Satan’s a smart guy, whenever MC is off being ridiculous and a menace, he’s nowhere nearby. But he’s got eyes everywhere… he’ll be sure to find out about all of MC’s shennaniganery for inspiration on how to fuck with Lucifer!

Asmodeus

“…hey, Mx. No Name Kid, 🎶 just who might you be? And would you fiiiiiiiight for me~ 🎶?”

Asmo just thinks it would be very romantic if someone fought someone on his behalf… save him from something dangerous, whisk him away to a lone retreat for some-

Okay that’s enough. Anyway, Asmo isn’t one for intense exercise or physical fights. Our sweet Avatar of Lust is more on the side of easily ripping someone to shreds and then moving on, a whole long fight just seems… yucky.

But Asmo is always ready to run MC a bath if some of their shenanigans gets them all messed up. He’s also willing to play nurse if MC wants~

All in all, supportive demon bestie/boyfriend, he’ll cheer MC on and film their ridiculousness!

Beelzebub

We all know Beel is a big dude, but MC has flipped bigger! They can do this!

No they could not. Beel got half-flipped then nearly landed on top of MC. It wasn’t even romantic! MC almost died!

As confused and bewildered as Beel was, he was quick to make sure MC was okay. Would Beel hugs fix this? Probably not considering MC was trying to prevent broken bones.

As different as Beel’s kind of fitness and MC’s kind of fitness is, he is totally down to train with MC.

Listen, when you see Beelzebub weight training the human exchange student, mind ya business, they’re trying to get shredded.

Belphegor

Okay listen, the throat punch and the absolute ASS BEATING that was given to him in the attic before he was finally able to “kill” MC was not very becoming of Belphie… ugh… it was very embarrassing, but in his defence- he uh… was half asleep! Yeah!

Anyway, Belphie doesn’t exactly care too much about MC’s fitness and martial arts training. He’s more concerned with fitness this whole blanket around the two of them while they nap together.

Well, okay, saying he doesn’t care is a bit of a stretch. It is impressive, but Belphie is more amazed by MC’s penchant for causing chaos and turning more of Lucifer’s hair grey.

Call him MC’s lazy new assistant because FUCK YEAH, HE’S GOING TO JUDO FLIP THAT PEACOCK IF IT KILLS HIM.

(It probably will)

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date #asks #ask #obey me mc #anon #obey me mammon #obey me Lucifer #Obey me Leviathan #Obey me Satan #Obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Beelzebub #Obey me Belphegor #obey me headcanon #obey me Headcanons #obey me! headcanon #obey me! headcanons

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