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mysteryshoptls · 1 month
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SR Grim - Apprentice Chef Voice Lines
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Summon Line: Leave it to me. Don't matter what kinda job it is, everything's easy as pie in my awesome hands!
Groooovy!!: All the tasty-lookin' dishes are mine, I tell ya! ...But I guess I'll let ya have a single bite 'cause it's you.
Home: I'll show ya just how awesome the Gastronomy Club is!
Home Idle 1: I can see Crowley lurking right outside Ramshackle... I bet he's lookin' to ask us to do somethin' annoying, so let's just ignore him.
Home Idle 2: Someone ate all the snacks? I-It totally wasn't me... Musta been the ghosts! Yep, mhm.
Home Idle 3: Crewel just nabbed my ribbon and washed it. Said he couldn't take seein' grungy-looking clothes... I ain't grungy!
Home Idle - Login: If we gotta cook, I'll be the taste tester! I'm gonna be the best helper, so do your best, henchie!
Home Idle - Groovy: I thought this school was gonna be all about throwin' magic around, but there's way more types of classes than I thought―
Home Tap 1: Vargas said that the more you exercise, the better your food tastes. But my food is always tasty no matter when I eat it. Weirdo.
Home Tap 2: History of Magic is sooo boring. But if I try to skip class, Lucius snitches to Trein...
Home Tap 3: Whenever Sam recommends something, I get this strange urge to just buy more stuff. Wait, think he's using magic on me or somethin'?
Home Tap 4: The chefs were sayin' I should wear a helmet, not a hat. C'mon, not like I'm sheddin' or nothing. ...Right?
Home Tap 5: You really want a bite of my special tuna can shaped cake? Fiiiine~ But only one bite, okay? Go on, have some. Eat it, eat it!
Home Tap - Groovy: Aww maaan, all the cream spilled out of the bowl 'cause you didn't hold it good enough... [slurp]
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vinylattes · 9 months
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What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
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hoshioyoo · 7 months
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let me tell you a story…
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thelilylav · 9 months
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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
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golswia · 7 months
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Crorzoi and Aziraphoyed
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hansoeii · 4 months
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1941
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snek-eyes · 6 months
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The fact that Aziraphale emerges from this flashback
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Makes this face
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and then with a ginormous gap on the right side of the screen, proceeds to be like "I must call Crowley right now immediately."
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hg-aneh · 6 days
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Kinda late but happy Autism Awareness/Acceptance Month ^_^
Extras:
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egophiliac · 8 months
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starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.
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cliopadra · 9 months
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I think I’m finally starting to get close to getting to the acceptance stage of last episode grief, so I guess it’s time to actually start producing at least some fanart, starting with some… slight projection.
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mysteryshoptls · 1 month
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SR Grim - Apprentice Chef Vignette
"Let's keep on doing aaallll these fun things together"
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[Kitchen]
Grim: It's… It's…
Grim: IT'S DONEEEE!!
Grim: Look, [Yuu]! My super special awesome cake's finished!
The cake looks like a tuna can…
Grim: Yeah! I made it look like the most delicious thing in the world. See how even the word "tuna" looks good?
Grim: As for what I put inside the cake… That's a surprise for when we eat it! MYAHA!
Grim: I bet this is gonna be the bestest thing on the table. We gotta hurry and get it back to Ramshackle!
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[Ramshackle Dorm – Anniversary Party]
Grim: Slowly… Slowly…
Grim: Gently, gently… Careful…
We're almost back to the dorm, you got this!
Grim: Gah, carrying a cake so it doesn't collapse is so hard…!
Grim: …But all the guys we passed on the way here from the cafeteria said it totally looked tasty, yeah?
Grim: Y'know, maybe my genius ain't just in eatin' food, but makin' em, too.
Grim: Back when you and me took the Master Chef course, I thought all this work was a pain, but…
Grim: Now I'm thinkin' that it was good we did it. 'Cause now tasty things can be made into even tastier things!
Grim: Myahaha! Thanks to this cake, today's party's gonna be the cat's meow!
Grim: Ah! But that annoying guy Trein is gonna be there… He might get mad if I get too excited.
Grim: Maaan, he's always findin' things to nag me about. Like the other day, he tried scolding in me when I was runnin' in the halls.
Grim: It pissed me off, so I tried pokin' fun at him, but then he just came at me!
Grim: Obviously I ran, but that old man is faster than he looks…
Grim: And then he just caught me in no time, I wasn't expecting that. Just nabbed me by the neck.
Grim: "Try to be a bit more like Lucius," he said… But I ain't a cat, y'know!
Grim: Don't know if Trein snitched on me or what, but even Crewel got mad at me, saying "Stop causing problems."
Grim: But then Crewel whispered later, "If you're going to tease Trein-sensei, make sure you don't get caught."
Grim: Myahaha! Crewel might be a teacher, but sometimes he's got a wicked side. He gets me.
Grim: …Though, he can be a huge stickler if ya mess around in class or get bad grades.
Grim: I remember the other day was pretty scary. He had us all lined up in a row, and was grilling everyone on who spilled the chemicals on the table…
Grim: No one fessed up, and Ace and Deuce were silently keepin' their heads down, so I stayed quiet too.
Well, we all got held responsible, in the end.
Grim: Tch. Trein and Crewel are both way too strict!
Grim: I like Vargas's class the best. 'Cause I don't need to take difficult notes in his class!
Grim: Like the other day, he started going on and on, saying, "If you want to be a great mage, then you need to have muscles as rippling as mine!" or whatever…
Grim: I was just nodding along, and then class ended with just him talkin' about his own muscles. Myahaha, waaaay too easy~
Grim: …Hm? Wait a mo'.
Grim: Do you think… The reason that Vargas showed up here randomly one morning a few days ago to go exercise together…
Grim: DID HE THINK I WANTED TO TRAIN WITH HIM BECAUSE I WAS NODDING DURING ALL HIS BOASTING!?
Grim: The sun wasn't even up, it was still dark, so that was a real pain!!
Grim: …Man, I think I might like Crewel or Trein better after all, ‘cause they don't cause me problems.
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[Ramshackle Dorm – Anniversary Party]
Grim: Y'know, now that I think about it, all the profs here are really strange… Is this school really alright?
Grim: Oh. But I think the strangest guy ain't one of the teachers, but Sam. I'm sure of it!
Grim: And that's cause… Remember the other day when I lost at rock-paper-scissors and I had to go buy snacks by myself?
Grim: Before I even got inside the store, I heard Sam talkin' with someone inside.
Grim: But… When I got inside, he was all alone.
Grim: When I asked who he was chattin' with, he said his "friends on the other side," but… WHAT DOES HE MEAN FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!?
Grim: He wouldn't tell me no matter how many times I asked. It's so eerie. But man, he's got a ton of cool stuff for sale, so I keep going back.
Grim: I remember then, too, before I could say what I wanted, he already had out the perfect number of snacks I had money for.
Grim: Oh yeah, and Crowley came in the shop right after me. Looks like he's always shoppin' at the Mystery Shop, too.
Grim: He started braggin' to me that he gets to order whatever he wants.
Grim: So I told him I wanted some special tuna cans then, and he says, "This privilege is for teachers only!"
Grim: He just kept on bragging, he's the worst! Crowley's so useless!
We should be thankful, since he let us attend here.
Grim: THANKFUL!? He should be thanking me for gracing this school with my genius!
Grim: And I bet Crowley'd gobble down the whole feast we got prepped if I take my eye off him for even a second…
Grim: No way I'm gonna give him a single bite. This time I'll make sure he's jealous of me.
Grim: Hey, [Yuu]. You 'n me're gonna protect this cake with our lives!
Grim: I might not be able to rely on you to do everythin' yourself, so good things we also got those ghosts.
Grim: If all us Ramshackle folk work together, we could even take on two Crowleys. We'll stun him silent!
Grim: I bet the ghosts're feelin' real alive right now. They were really getting' excited for Founding Day.
Grim: They were all, "It's so wonderful everyone is throwing a party here at Ramshackle~"
Grim: They also said that everything's getting' amped up 'cause we came to Ramshackle.
Grim: Myahaha. So that means… All the fun and happy times are all thanks to me!
1. Exactly!
Grim: Yeah. So you just keep on following me, no worries. Grim: As the boss, it's my job to take care of my henchie!
2. I think you're going a little overboard there.
Grim: Myah!? Y-You… You don't get how good I am to ya, huh!? Grim: I'm always pushin' myself hard doin' things for ya. Like, uh… Uh… ALL SORTS OF THINGS!
Grim: So let's keep on doing aaallll these fun things together!
Grim: Ah. Looks like everyone's here.
Grim: Hey, [Yuu], open the gate. We gotta bring the cake in quick!
Grim: I bet everyone'll be so surprised and happy. Myahaha. I can't wait~!
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catabasis · 2 months
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He sees you, and he likes what he sees.
Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
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sentientsky · 5 months
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hmmmmgrhhf thinking bout crowley and childhood trauma and abandonment and rage again
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the-ineffable-queer · 8 months
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Fellow Good Omens fans, I have a proposal about the J in Anthony J Crowley.
It stands for Jemima (as in "I'm Jemima! I made this pot!").
That's it, that's the post.
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k1ranishf4 · 8 months
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Ah, yes. Finally, the full version
[By tardis_time_with_13 on Instagram]
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aheavenofhell · 5 months
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Okay but what the hell was with Crowley being like you think you’re a demon? with your curly little—? And your neat white—? Mf said you’re too cute to be a demon stupid.
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