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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

#literally one of my favorite people on this earth /p

[the-ineffable-queer]

this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#giving you an ancient tome #you just have that sort of vibe to you

[the-ineffable-queer]

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

#three posts from the top!

[the-ineffable-queer]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

#the amount of times i could learn new things could last me several lifetimes #so ofc i would want to be immortal #imagine how many phds i could get after i save up a bunch of money

[the-ineffable-queer]

lets all move to mutuals island together

#i would like some new clothes #tbh the tomodachi life caught me off guard since i have been playing it and then #you bring in THAT

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[the-ineffable-queer]

u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

#three mutuals and counting and this is the habit with only one of them #the other two i might as well have met in person by this point #but either way i do do this with all of them

[the-ineffable-queer]

#cool rock #probably one from a state i used to live in or smth

[the-ineffable-queer]

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

#yippee!!! #im bi so this is even better #lgbt #lgbt+

[the-ineffable-queer]

some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers

#thought it was poly at first but this makes much more sense #aromantic #aro #lgbt

[the-ineffable-queer]

#i didn't watch much blues clues but i remember the episodes i did #it's such a monumental show #blue's clues #fav

[the-ineffable-queer]

#Me in 25 years when I will talk about April 1st 2024 to my kids (yes I will be married to my mutual)

#are you going to go on a long ass talk about someone completed unrelated as well #boop #boop o meter #how i met your mother

[the-ineffable-queer]

he destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look him in the eye

#they might be giants <3

[the-ineffable-queer]

GOING CRAZY RN

#i had to explain what the fuck was going on to my cousin because i found out while talking to her #im starting to think it's real but if not. goddamn would this be a hell of a prank. #shayne topp #courtney miller #smosh

[the-ineffable-queer]

if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving

#buttons <3

[the-ineffable-queer]

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

#how bad could i possibly be? #audio #april fools

[the-ineffable-queer]

Holy shit,,,

You can boop yourself

#three times because i have side blogs that i did it with #boop o meter #boop #april fools day #april fool's day #april fools #april 1 #april 1st