#tim: i'm acing this shit

[renshengs]

pointing at tim drake every time he shows up anywhere like "this is my perfect special boy he has 1000 mental illnesses and 50000 instances of unresolved trauma and he is being so cool and calm and collected about all of it. he has never had a normal thought or experienced a normal emotion his entire life."

#tim: i'm acing this shit #everyone else: tim when was the last time you like. sat down and relaxed #tim: haha why would i do that when there's so much to be done all the time and i need to be on top of everything that has ever happened #tim drake #sheng says stuff #dc

[spacedace]

I've been working on a dp x dc fic that has rather quickly become the home of the "Jazz is Gotham's Favorite Psychiatrist" au I posted about a few days ago and I've just really fell in love with the idea of Queer Platonic Murder Gremlins Damian & Dani/Elle being absolute terrors to their family and deciding to get married when they turn 18 for the sake of avoiding various people trying to date/marry them to get to their family's respective shit (the Wayne's money & social standing in Gotham as billionaire socialites, the Nightingale's massive power and influence over the Infinite Realms as the royal family).

Damien casually mentions he and his demon beastie Elle got married the day before without even glancing up from his food and completely derailing what was actually turning out to be a pretty calm family dinner for once. His siblings are losing their shit because what the fuck Damian, Bruce is having a crisis - he didn’t even know they were dating??? And he just found out Elle's sister/guardian is the mysterious doctor that he thinks is making some of his rogues disappear??? Damian didn’t even invite them to the wedding has he completely failed as a father?? - meanwhile Alfred is just there knowing full well that the two kids are little Aro/Ace menaces - he bought them each their first Ace ring for Pride this year he knows what's up - and deciding "actually I have something to do in the kitchen" and letting the chaos reign.

The Nightingales are fully aware of what's up (Danny was the one who had to do the presiding over everything in the Ghost Zone side of things and Jazz is a notary on top of everything else and signed off on all the paperwork on the human side) and are just enjoying all the various entities that were pushing for an arranged marriage between themselves and Elle for power or whatever bullshit having hissy fits over losing to some human kid. They're especially having fun not telling Constantine the specifics of the whole thing and letting him sweat it out over the fact that the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms apparently just married the "Demon Heir" whoever in - literal - hell that is and she now is in possession of all his soul contracts.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #batman #batfam #dani fenton #danielle fenton #danny fenton #danny phantom #jazz fenton #damian wayne #queer platonic damian and danielle #aro/ace damian wayne #aro/ace danielle fenton #i'm the one writing so there's always gotta be at least one ace lol #gotham therapist jazz #gotham's favorite psychiatrist Jazz AU #Tim is having a crisis over the fact that he’s technically now related to his boyfriend danny because of this #Jason is just sitting there watching everything go to shit #and debating on if he should mention that he’s actually been dating Jazz for years and that they're common law married at this point #just to add fuel to the fire #if he doesn’t damian will because he woke up and decided to choose violence #but to be fair he always does 😂 #writing prompt #fanfic writing prompts #this is open for anyone to jump in on if they’re interested #john constantine

[batfamfucker]

There are four main types of Batfam fans in regard to how people interpret Bruce Wayne as a dad (/Joking. This is mostly satire and should not be taken seriously):

Fans that think Bruce is emotionally constipated and isn't the best at being a parent but still tries (Differs per person). Don't necessarily think he's absuive but thinks he can be toxic or have unhealthy expectations for the Robins. Can smell the Oldest Daughter Syndrome coming from Dick and have Family Line (By Conan Gray) as their top song on their Dick inspired playlist and Daddy Issues (By The Neighbourhood) for Jason.

Fans that choose to believe Bruce goes to therapy in their own canon. Love B:WFA. Thinks the comic can be cheesy at times and so find a balance between B:WFA Bruce and Please Go To Therapy BruceTM as their middle ground. He struggles. They advocate that Bruce is not a bad parent, he just has bad writers that seem to forget Bruce wouldn't hurt kids, especially not his own. Love the humane moments and scenes he has in BTAS and the early JL cartoons. He may not be perfect but he's not literally abusive. Whores for Bruce being able to admit when he is wrong and for Jason and Bruce reconciling. I recommend Grow As We Go by Ben Platt for this one.

A mix between the first two. Was fine-ish when Dick was younger. Didn't help him in the healthiest way but eh. Still emotionally constipated but that happened more so after Dick left and Jason died. Started getting better when Tim came back but was still closed off. Should probably go to therapy with the kids so they can drag his ass about all the things he's done that have actually affected them negatively. Understands his mistakes and is also able to admit when he's wrong, eventually. It's not easy but he starts to do better and learns to be more emotionally available. Still has to get chewed out by Alfred sometimes but definitely better than he used to be and it shows. Reconciliation is slow and gradual but progress is made for everyone involved.

The one's I personally avoid for my own sanity and wellbeing:

Think Bruce is a complete bastard and abuser. Want him to choke. Hate any and all interpretations of him. Some of which will refuse to understand how anyone could have a different interpretation. Will point out comics where, in all fairness, he is a dick but forget that characterisation can significantly differ from one series to the next, as comic characters are constantly passed around to different writers and have been for decades. Not to mention movies, shows, etc.

#Bruce Wayne #Batman #Batfam #Batdad #I'm not tagging everyone in the Batfam I can't be assed #Sorry there's like 500 #Bruce has a child for every mental disorder he has #Dick is his ADHD. Jason is his C-PTSD. Tim is his Anxiety. Cass is his OCD. Damian is his Autism. #Like bro the therapist is RIGHT there #You have the money just GO #I am a mix of 2 and 3 tbh but more so 2 because he is my comfort fictional father figure. I already have a shit dad irl #I'm not dealing with it in my favourite media too #Type 4 fans scare me I lowkey see so many people like that and I'm like. If the block button wasn't free. I'd be in debt by now #I get that you saw Tom Kings work. So did I. I hate that fuck. But I personally prefer the scene of him in JL with Ace on the swings #Or the one with him playing with shape block toys with a baby whilst Supes and WW handle the questioning #Or when he hugs literally any of his kids #Or the one of him and Jason watching a movie and eating popcorn when Jason's ill. And they have the picture of them posing #Or when he cried in Flashpoint over the letter his dad left him because the little boy in him needed that #Plus any time Bruce and Clark interact as Best Friends. The Golden Age comics where they were basically Dick's gay dads 💀 #But yeah. I could make a poll from this tbh. #This is a generalisation on purpose genuinely do not take it seriously #If I see ANY disclosure. It's delete and block on sight #Bruh I'm still recovering from the notes of my Fallout 4 John Hancock in a Drag Race outfit crossover post #I know it sounds like I'm being paranoid but that's because I am. You have not seen the things I have seen in my notes #You do not know of the wars I have fought of over ghoul dicks and high heels #I have seen things I can never burn from my vision. Read things I will never have the mercy of forgetting #Over silly little shitposts. Lmao. Anyway. Here. Have some food.

[connorsbonez]

Stalkers and Cryptids: Incorrect Quotes #2

Danny, Bernard, and Wes are sitting on a bench

Tim: Why do you guys look so sad?

Danny: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Tim sits down*

Bernard: The bench is freshly painted :)

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Dick comes to visit

Danny, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bernard, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Wes, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Dick, trembling: What the fuck are we playing??

Tim, placing down a card: Go fish.

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Danny: *Screams*

Wes: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Bernard: Should we do something?

Tim: No, I want to see who wins.

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The Monopoly Game

Danny: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Bernard: Is it me, Danny?

Danny: No, it’s not you.

Wes: Is it me, Danny?

Danny: It’s not you either.

Tim: ...Is it me, Danny?

Danny:

Danny, mockingly: Is IT mE DaNnY?

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Wes: I think we're missing something.

Bernard: Teamwork?

Tim: Cohesion?

Danny: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Bernard, tilting his head: Why are your tongues purple?

Wes: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tim: I had a red one.

Bernard: oh

Bernard:

Bernard: OH

Danny:

Danny, the dense king: You drank each other's slushies??

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The Sleep Deprived Slumber Party

Bernard, laying flat on his back: Can I be frank with you guys?

Danny: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tim: Can I still be Tim?

Wes, setting his hand over Tim's mouth: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Tim: Shit.

Danny: Wait, three?

Cop: ...Yeah?

Bernard: OH MY GOD WES FELL OFF!!!

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Wes: Dammit, Danny!

Danny: What?! It wasn’t me!

Wes: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Tim!

Tim: Not me either.

Wes: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Bernard: *whistles*

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Danny: ARE YOU-

Wes: Fucking.

Danny: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Wes: Fucking.

Danny: IDIOT!

Bernard: …What was that?

Wes: Danny's mom's swearing senses have been going off, so I’m helping him out.

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Rom-Coms

Bernard, gesturing towards the love interests: They make a cute couple, huh?

Wes: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Pre-OT4, Beginning Stages of the OT3

Danny: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Tim: Um...Neat.

*Later*

Tim, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Wes. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Wes, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Tim. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I told you I did when Danny confessed his love for me?

Tim, slowly lifting his head: ...Didn't you thank him?

Wes: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #danny fenton #wes weston #timothy drake #tim drake #bernard dowd #stalkers and cryptids

[unkat]

chilaios medical au idea i have been bouncing in my head (will not be written until after my current one is done)

i am thinking of a like firefighter/paramedic story for these guys. where laios is a new shift commander/chief at a small middle of nowhere station and chilchuck is a medic from a big city who keeps getting reassigned because he is trying to recruit for a union and the company is trying to make his job unworkable/find a reason to let him go.

laios was promoted because of his work ethic and ability to teach other people about the ins and outs of emergency medicine, not because he wanted to be in charge. he is too new and disinterested in the company politics to throw him under the bus for other people, and by the time someone explicitly says he needs to fire him, he has gotten attached.

"he's reliable, does good work, and catches things nobody else here would have. i know he cussed out the family trying to get into the rig, but he had already told them no and they should be grateful he saved their daughter instead of filing a complaint! even if i were to discipline, he deserves a verbal warning and not dismissal. You were not there, and i am his direct superior."

(wins the argument and walks away trying not to hyperventilate)

also falin is a surgeon and marcille is a research fellow who abandoned her big-city super-focused projects to come out into the country and work with subpar equipment and an incompetent assistant. im not thinking like full rural hospital here, but closeish to it. could be an academic satellite hospital and she switched from like gene therapy trials to studying exposures/population/histology stuff.

shifting the touden hyperfixation from monsters->medical fascination i think would still get across the same vibes. falin is very nice and pleasant but she treats everyone nicely and pleasantly without actually empathizing with them. shes one of those surgeons who went to shadow a heart transplant in college and cried because it was so beautiful and then got a bunch of scholarships plus student loans for med school.

laios hunts and has a big appreciation for the lives of things he kills and butchering/using everything he can. then it translates to him being fascinated by the human body as an object more than as a being that is different and special from other animals that he is a part of. he is a fantastic emergency responder because of this- people are a pile of flesh that is broken somewhere, and he wants to figure out why. (this is something that I'm like. not sure if it is okay for me to include because it can be squicky/triggering. but i feel like when I'm unsure if I'm going too far that is when i am reaching the line i want to?)

the touden siblings still go hiking and mudding and spend their time off in the woods (marcille wears white shorts and sandels on a hike leaving laios to be very explicit and offering clothes to chilchuck when he offers him to join. chilchuck borrows his shirt and it is way too big, but he keeps it for a while.)

chilchuck is extra divorced. he facetimes with the girls a couple of times a week and gets them on rotating holidays. sometimes ex-mrs. tims invites him over for dinner because she feels sorry for him and her new boyfriend is also there. it's awkward but they both know he's harmless, just annoying and closed off. he smokes but has tried to quit 7-8 times. started when he was an emt and couldn't shake it because it helped him destress. he only knows how to drive well enough to pass his vehicle license renewals and still doesn't know what the buttons in his car do. the ac has been "broken" for a week before a station mechanic pushes the button to turn it back on (they should put a subway around here, stupid cars).

laios respects his experience and history of being at a constantly busy station that saw a variety of crazy shit. chilchuck initially resents him for being so out of touch, but grows to respect his leadership abilities. laios also always follows up on cases at the hospital to figure out the outcome and reflect on best practices.

he is the first person to get chilchuck to actually debrief after a shitty call and chil cries and never wants to talk about it again. but its like a seal in a dam has been breached, and opens up when they are cuddling on the couch. they spend more time off shift with each other. chilchuck crashes on laios' couch and initially feels like he needs excuses to do it until laios says he really likes talking with him and having him there. he tells him about the company's EAP coverage and that he encourages everyone to take advantage of it.

in the end, they hit that threshold of basically living together, and one of them would need to change their station (superior/employee romance) after they go from making out off shift in secret to seriously considering having laios meet his daughters in person. (they already think they're married because laios is always there when they call now)

#unkat rants #i cant stand them #chilaios #dungeon meshi filter #...i updated the tag for folks who saw this directly already #sorry for the confusion

[evilwickedme]

I feel like we don't acknowledge enough just as a fandom that the batfam character that fucks the most (at least metaphorically) is Tim. I mean, the rizz on that guy

Like obviously Jason and Cass aren't even contenders with their limited romantic plotlines (and Jason's ace anyway you can't change my mind) and Damian's barely not a child and Kate's only had a couple of love interests

But like, even in comparison to Dick and Bruce, both of whom have a decent amount of love interests and related plotlines, Tim's love interest count is insane. Stephanie, obviously, but then from his Robin days there's also at least two girls who were interested in him - Ariana and Darla, if I remember their names correctly. In YJ Greta's got a crush on him and Cissie kisses him when she quits. And then in Red Robin he's got tension with Stephanie, Tam, AND Lynx. And obviously now there's Bernard. Like the guy is just never not in a situationiship AT LEAST

Idk it's hilarious to me that whenever I see arguments in this fandom about who fucks the most it's like, Bruce, Dick, or JASON of all people. And like I get it, they're sexy to US. Hell, I'm very notably extremely horny about Jason. But in-universe? It's Tim all the way. And that's the funniest Goddamn shit to me

#tim drake #tim drake my beloved #batfam #young justice #dc #gail reads comics #gail speaks

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Favorite current ship in regards to marble hornets and why you ship it? I'm curious 👀

Also have you watched any other slenderverse series other than mh?

Okay, I'm answering this as an excuse to talk about fun stuff, but like, you seem to go after people for drawing nsfw art of Tim?? Because he's like, canonically ace or whatever? So god knows why you're asking me about my favourite ships and shit, given what I write and post about. But I like yapping so I'm gonna yap anyway. But yeah, dude, ace people can fuck.

I am an ace person who fucks. And I have some crazy ass kinks.

Anyway, so, my favourite ship is weird, because I like to THINK that my favourite ship is Jam, but I'm just so very wrong about that and my actual favourite ship is Jaylex. It's my actual favourite ship purely because of sorry it's locked, honestly. I got to make them SO fucked up together, and that's just my favourite thing to write, incredibly fucked up characters being toxic and fucked up to each other, and to me Jaylex are so perfect for that. Neither of them are good people, neither of them are monsters, they both just incredibly fucked up people who don't know how to ask for help/think they can fix themselves without getting help or doing any of the work for it. And Jay being a character who I see as like, almost completely incapable of being vulnerable except through sex and kink is just so fun for me. I love exploring characters and their issues and stuff through smut fics, it's so fun to do "character studies through sex".

Thats how I see them anyway lol. Sorry it's locked has completely warped my sense of what's canon and what's not, like, I completely forget that sorry it's locked stuff isn't canon to MH sometimes 💀 (I'm trying SO hard not to go off on another rant about sorry it's locked and Jaylex. I love them so fucking much. They're so fucking toxic 🥰)

As for other slenderverse series I've watched, I watched and loved EMH, it's still one of my favourite series even though i only really write fics about it when they're vent fics (Vinny and Evan are just soooooooo easy to project onto, y'know?). I tried watching tribe twelve but just couldn't get into it (the observer/kevin is so cute tho) and my boyfriend and i recently watched most of Whispered Faith, but mostly just ended up sticking it out for Lexx, because she's fucking gorgeous.

Oh yeah I also watched mlanderson and I really liked that. AND [My movie 14] which was super cool and a newer one. These two are my favourites behind MH and EMH.

#ask #marble hornets #everymanhybrid #slenderverse #i guess #i dont know how to tag thisssssss im so used to just tagging like everything with sorry its locked lol #i do talk about sorry its locked in this tho so i meannnnnnn #mh sorry its locked #jaylex

[deepwithintheabyss]

your wip sentence!!! tell me more about it (please)

It's from a JayTim fake dating au

basically Tim fucked up and told a reporter he was taken and considering he was about to go on a vacation (for a case) now everyone expects him to bring his partner with him

He calls Jason and asks him to help because all his other options wouldn't work, and hey he and Jason are barely even coworkers so this won't make things awkward between them right?

I don't got much plot or anything yet I just want them to go on silly dates and realize "oh no I like like this asshole"

Anyway, Tim is the one who realizes it first and we (hopefully) get to see it from Jasons pov or maybe the other way around 🤔 I just want one of them to go all wide eyed and then be awkward for the net few days while the other is just very ???

And yeah, they are also both dreading what would happen if the family finds out, they've been teasing Tim about his partner for days now after they found out and he doesn't want to say it's fake because like, the thing with Tam was fake and he gave her grief for it, if his family finds out he made the same mistake? he's never going to live it down

Oh! And

Okay so in my mind Jason is actually Ace and maybe Demi-romantic in this, I'm not sure about the last aspect yet but yeah he's giving of very strong ace vibes in this

and he isn't like, stationed in Gotham? Like he's a vigilante doing vigilante things and coming back to Gotham regularly but he also just does a lot of shit around the world and outside with his team or alone, he isn't that close to the "batfam", another reason why he's a good candidate for Tim but also making it more risky if they learn who Tim is dating

Basically the vacation is supposed to be a big "getting to know the other" and I've got 0 clue how to do that and how I want it to end xD

but that's why it's a wip I guess

#the abyss speaks #my wips #jaytim

[smittywing]

FicBit: Jason Todd/Tim Drake

Did I almost post "Time Drake"? Yes I did.

I wish I was one of those people who disappears for a week and reappears with a 40k fit, beta'd and finished. But I'm not. So I'm posting it as I get sections done and maybe, someday, it will be a real story.

Jason knew about Tim’s boyfriend nine days and seventeen hours before Tim told him. Not that he gave a fuck about Replacement being queer. Sure, the boyfriend looked like cannon fodder so Jason was going to have to stay sharp when in certain neighborhoods, but he was happy for Tim. 

He was not, as such, happy to be the last person Tim told. And so he might have been a bit of a knob about it. 

“Didn't care when you dated Blondie, don't care about this one,” he said bluntly. “It's not news just cuz it's a guy.”

“Okay, well, fuck you, too,” Tim said, and left. 

It wasn't Jason’s fault Replacement was so damn sensitive. 

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This thing was, the fact that Tim was dating a guy was *all kinds* of news to Jason's brain. He had been vaguely disinterested in Tim’s love life prior to this, and okay, vaguely disinterested in Tim himself. But now his brain was clocking questions overtime. 

Did Tim and this guy kiss? Make out? Wasn't Tim too bony to make out with? Tim was slighter than even Dick, lithe, but Jason had seen him in shorts and tanks and sometimes shirtless, hell, almost naked. He wasn't *bony* exactly. But he wouldn't be soft.

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“So you were a shit to Tim,” Dick said.

“What? He went crying to you because I didn't congratulate him on his wokeness?” Jason was actually surprised to hear this. Replacement was usually more inclined to revenge than tattling. Maybe he really was upset. 

“He didn't say anything,” Dick said, restoring Jason’s confidence in Tim’s balls. “But you know what that means.”

Yes. Jason should unplug all his electronics and lie low for a few weeks until Tim’s temper blew over. 

“He put himself out there,” Dick continued. “You could be gracious that he even told you. He really didn't talk to anyone else about it.”

That gave Jason pause. 

“How come no one asks the dead guy who he wants to bang?” he asked, to cover. 

Dick made a face. “If you actually listened to yourself, you would know the answer to that.” 

Jason rolled his eyes. 

“Okay, well, you came back and went right for murder instead of sex,” Dick said after an awkward silence. “Which is fi - no, it's not fine. It wasn’t fine.  It’s not like you’ve been all that upfront about it? Maybe you're ace?”

“Pretty sure that's a no.”

“I’ve never seen you attracted to someone,” Dick countered. 

“Maybe I just have standards,” Jason lied through his teeth. He’d lost his rookie card to Talia, for fuck’s sakes. She was beautiful, sure, but she was goddamn crazy. Also Bruce’s ex. Also Damian’s mother. Also he was going to stop this line of thought right the fuck here. 

#batbrats #batman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #fic #fanfiction #red hood/red robin #jason todd/tim drake #tim drake/jason todd #jason todd's potty mouth

[toxic77340106]

Some headcanons I have for Jason Todd (Red Hood)

⚠ this does include nsfw and sensitive topics that could trigger someone so please if you're not into that or whatever, leave. and don't sue me. some of these are also from different storylines/comics 😟

• Jay has discolored skin from dying, especially around his eyes and his ribs.

• he names his guns and cleans them after every mission he has, he calls them his "babies"

• (TW) Jay has sh scars from the times he remembered something bad in a detailed view. (the time bruce beat the shit out of him, told him he was worthless and that he should've never believed in him, times he couldn't save innocent people as robin because he was too slow, etc.)

• nothing can distract him from the book he's reading. Somebody could be ripping his hair out and he still wouldn't let his eyes leave the page

• he does NOT have a b0ndage k!nk because it reminds him of the joker having him tied to a chair during what happened.

• he has a hard time breathing and carries an inhaler with him in his pocket/belt because of the damage that was done to his lungs before he died. the Lazarus Pit didn't heal his lungs all the way because there was too much done to them and it wasn't acknowledged as a hurt organ.

• he also smoked as robin because of all the stress both bruce and dick put on his shoulders

• he loves going fast and has been pulled over for speeding many, MANY times. he also loves going fast in other situations, such as sussy wussy times and in general because he's an impatient bitch

• ^ with that, he's a roadrager. he screams at people who go to slow for him, get too close to him, try to "race" him, all of that shit. if there's anyone with him, I feel very bad for them coz they must be embarrassed 💀

• Jay dyed his white streak different colors to support his fruity friend and to raise awareness for different things. he did it in the first place because he lost a bet to Tim at one point and the punishment was to dye it pink.

• he listens to AC/DC, Metallica, etc. to get himself pumped up or does it on solo missions when he has time. he loves metal (this is canon btw)

• he has scars on his hands/fingers from digging himself out of his grave and punching a lot of people/things without gloves on

• he has a scar up the side of his torso that leans into the middle of his stomach from stealing the Batmobile while bruce was away and getting ejected in the middle of Gotham without fucking protection

• he has a gun k!nk. I dunno, he just does.

• before he died he had a secret PH account on the batcomputer (I'm sure you know where this is going), after he came back he found it years later and still uses it. he has one video uploaded and he's 99% bruce and his siblings found it.

• he still bakes cookies with Alfred whenever he gets the chance. he loves his home-baked chocolate chip cookies that come straight from the oven and will delete anyone from existence to have them

• he kissed roy at least a few times, mostly when he was drunk though. second time it happened, roy was sober and jason almost gave him a heart attack with an unplanned makeout session at the bar. roy hasn't said shit about it and never will.

• he has pictures from when he tried dick's discowing suit on when he was younger, he keeps it framed and hung up on the wall despite the embarrassment.

• he's built like a brick but his scars are really sensitive to the touch, sometimes he has issues putting clothes on due to his whole back tingling at once.

#dc robin #dc incorrect quotes #jason todd headcanon #batfam headcanons #dc comics #lgbt #source: tumblr #jason todd #red hood #headcanon #titans hbo #red hood and the outlaws #arsenal #roy harper #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #2 am ramblings

[writinfortim]

tea-bag

;fluff

I took a shower. I brushed my teeth. I washed my face. I applied my moisturizer. I applied my lip-balm. I followed my routine step by step.

I'm wearing a his hoodie and a pair of his boxers.

The AC is on. 

It went from 2 to 4AM in twenty-minutes. I keep turning and tossing trying to fall asleep.

 I can’t. 

I’m not overthinking. My mind is blank.

I turn, placing my hand under my cold pillow. He’s asleep.

He’s slightly snorting, the comforter sliding down his naked chest.

I wish I could join him in his dreams. My eyelids are heavy and my eyes are burning.

I turn again.

I hear his breathing pattern change, I grimace hoping I didn't wake him.

His arms lace my waist, pressing me tight against him. 

“ Y/n. ``His voice is heavy with sleep.

“ Mh? “ I entangle our legs while I hold his hand on my stomach.

“ Why can’t you sleep? “ he nuzzles his head in the crock of my neck, his curls tickling me slighting. 

“ Just can’t. It’s frustrating me, I even took melatonin. “ I exhale.

He hums in understandment then he’s quiet for a while.

“ Tisane? “ he asks.

God, I love him. I nod. 

He slowly let go of me and hopped off the bed. Quickly snatching a matching black hoodie to his sweats and slides into his slippers. 

His curls peeking under the hood. I want to kiss him.

He strides to my side and turns on my side table lamp.

“ C’mhere, “ he slides off the comforter.

He scoops me up bridal style and we make our way down to the kitchen.

He places me on the island tool and I watch him turn on the kettle.

“ Is th- “

“ There’s water inside. “ 

“ How did ya’know I was gonna say that? '' I giggle.

“ Cuz you’re always on my ass about that, I don't get it. “ He grabs my favorite purple mug from the open cabinet.

“ Maybe because you almost burnt down the fucking kettle the other day? “

“ Ok that just.. never happened. “ he rolls his eyes, placing a tea bag in the mug.

“ I’m trying so hard to not make a tea-bagging joke right now. “ I lay my head on my crossed arms.

“ Shut up, i just woke up. “ he chuckles.

“ I’m sorry. ``I say. 

He stops pouring the hot water and turns to stare at my forehead. “ What? “

“ I’m sorry I woke you, I feel bad. “ 

He turns back and finishes up the tea. “ I don’t think I heard you right. “

“ Tim, I'm serious. “

He hands me the mug. “ Drink this. “

“ Thank you, “ I kissed him. “ I love you. “

“ Me more,“ he sits in front of me, turning on his phone.

I watched him scroll through social media while I sipped on a very needed tea.

“ Babe, listen to this. “ He laughs.

He starts quoting a tweet.

“ And he slammed the door in my face, I felt so humiliated. Denis and the other person watched me as I ran. He heard me all those times I said hi. Timmy spoke to Denis with his headphones in. “

“ And that’s what she deserves for stalking my man! “ 

He turns off his phone and places it on the counter. 

“ Nah for real, i saw her multiple times throughout the day and she just kept following me. Take a hint, i’m not about to take a fucking selfie in front of my building. “

“ Did the tweet get attention? “ I ask, curiously.

He shrugs. “ Just the usual group. I think it’s only gotten their attention. “

“ God bless they’re the only funny ones. You’re like a walking meme, “ I chuckle.

“ Which one? “ He asks, confused. I’m always associating him with memes.

“ ‘When twitters on yo bumper for some shit, but u ain’t even trippen’ “ i quote.

“ Yo! That's about to become my motto. “ He points out laughing.

“ Go uptown, New York City, “ i sing,

“ Bitch. “ We finish dragging out the word together in laughter.

I place the mug in the dishwasher and we finally make our way to bed. Spanking his ass on the way up.

We snuggle in between the sheets and I finally join him in his dreams.

would love some feed-back. love!! xo

#timothée chalamet #timothee x reader #timothée x you #timothée chalamet fluff #timothée chalamet imagine #chalamet #tchalamet #timothée x reader #timothée chalamet x y/n

[emptykhr]

Twisted wonderland as lana del rey songs

Riddle ( Wildflower Wildfire)

im sorry but THIS SONG ITS SO HIM honestly is most because him relatioship with his mother

the part where lana sang about her mother in the hospital. SO HIM

either, all the stuff about flowers warm and things like that remind of him!!

Here's the deal My father never stepped in when his wife would rage at me So I ended up awkward, but sweet Later then, hospitals, stand still on my feet Comfortably numb, but with lithium came poetry

Trey (Chemtrails over the country club)

So, trey and cottc, the same vibe.

yknow, all the peace and normal life stuff in the lyrics reminds me trey plot

im truly can see trey playing this song with his wife in a beutiful afternoon.

Washing my hair, doing my laundry Late night TV, I want you only Like when we were kids Under chemtrails in country clubs It's never too late, baby So don't give up

Cater (beautiful people, beutiful problems)

I gonna be honest, lust for life its so cater vibes!!

i confess that was hard to think in a song who matche cater plot, cause i wanna something kinda pop bu it still about him second face

The i just came bpbp.

We get so tired and we complain 'Bout how it's hard to live It's more than just a video game

Ace (Diet mountain dew)

Ace has to be born to die and i fight with u if you disagree.

BABY YOU NOT GOOD FOR ME

to be honestly this song is how i feel about ace

Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City Never was there ever a girl so pretty Do you think we'll be in love forever? Do you think we'll be in love?

Deuce (How to disappear)

WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN

well, in the lyrics lana sang abou that guy who lost in himself and fight every night

and we know that deuce is a ex deliquent

and idk, this song is sweet like deuce mas match with him a lot

just read the lyric and you will understand

Joe met me down at the training yard Got cuts on his face 'cause he fought too hard I know he's in over his head But I love that man like nobody can He moves mountains and pounds them to ground again I watched the guys getting high as they fight For the things that they hold dear To forget the things they fear

Leona (Norman fucking rockwell)

OMG FINALLY

guys, nfr its SO LEONA

the part where "goddam man child' yknow? period.

You guys can say "but leona is more ultraviolence" MY ASS

nfr king i said so its true.

Goddamn, man-child You fucked me so good that I almost said: I love you You're fun, and you're wild But you don't know the half of the shit that you put me through Your poetry's bad, and you blame the news But I can't change that, and I can't change your mood Ah-ah

Ruggie (god know i tried)

Now we have a honeymoon dude!!!

nothing to say, the song say itself

i even need to explain?

Sometimes, I wake up in the morning To red, blue and yellow lights On Monday, they destroyed me But by Friday, I'm revived

Jack (wild ate heart)

Jack my baby.

this song. jack. the same.

its just what how a imagine jack

I left Calabasas, escaped all the ashes Ran into the dark And it made me wild, wild, wild at heart The cameras have flashes, they cause the car crashes But I'm not a star

Azul (money power glory)

I kinda always think in azul when mpg starts to play.

could be million dollar man tho but mpg is better

the chore is him.

I want money, power and glory I want money, and all your power, all your glory Alleluia! I wanna take you for all that you got Alleluia! I'm gonna take them for all that they got

Jade (old money)

omg my ultraviolence guy is here!!!

he SO lana del rey vinyl

old money makes my cry everytime

My father's love was always strong My mother's glamour lives on and on Yet still inside, I felt alone For reasons unknown to me

flyod (doin time)

I LOVE HOW FLOYD HAS THE SAME VIBE WITH THE DOIN TIM GURL

fuck even THE SAME MBTI

yeah he´s a bitch and we love it!!

Evil, I've come to tell you that she's evil, most definitely Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely The tension, it's getting hotter I'd like to hold her head underwater (Summertime) (Ah, ah, ah)

so, english its not my first language so you probably will found mistakes. maybe i do a second part

#lana del rey #heartslabyul #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #cater diamond #deuce spade #ace trappola #savanaclaw #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #octavinelle #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #twisted wonderland

[hello-nichya-here]

lmao you're so angry that you know shit about radfem so made an entire fucking essay of actually... PROVING IT??? of made up facts to make radfems look like a boogieman liberals wants us to make 😂 it's so pathetic omg, ok step by step:

1)lol what? radfem is about WOMEN, woman's safety, it doesn't matter who exactly was the abuser, what matters is to help female victim because it a movement about WOMEN. Take your head out of your ass.

2) Laetitia Ky, Artė, any south Korean radfem cuz any other type of feminisms won't work there hundreds of woc radfem here just 🗿

3) lol what? did you just imagined it yourself lol?? i'll repeat, radfem is about women well being, it doesn't matter who exactly was the abuser, what matters is to help female victim because it a movement about WOMEN not victims of abuse. and it just so happened that men commit about 90% of abuse, that's a statistic you can google go educate yourself

4) didn't libfem tumbler came out with this bs? it's the same labeling woman, putting them into unneeded categories that liberals like so much? i'll repeat, radfem is about women well being which means no separation from one another and no judgment especially about your sexuality. Take your head out of your ass.

5) ohhh yess we all just haaaaate ace.... no lmao. no one gives a shit, maximum is questioning the label itself cuz it's pointless, your asexuality is a low libido. no radfem gives a shit.

6) lmao where do you take this shit? 😂 can i take your narco dealer's number? also, oh what's this? several public researches that proves that TIMs exhibit a male-type pattern of criminality? rapes in prisons where trans women were sent? hundreds of assaults in public restrooms??? wow shocking!

7) you don't need to be saved, some therapy, cuz i doubt you'd like to be beaten/choked/ect in any other circumstances. another question does it not bother you that your partner would enjoy "playfully" hurting you? in short it's called coping mechanism to deal with abuse and trauma, go educate yourself

8) yeah for some reason we don't support child trafficking, rapes, murders, pedophilia and etc. that comes with prostitution. go watch interviews with those who escaped prostitution, they all hated it. they were abused and traumatized. Take your head out of your ass.

9) hun, we don't hate you we pity you at worst. it's not our job too look out for men, it FEMENISM it's about WOMEN and only WOMEN. adult human female, comprende?

and listen i may not be the best person in the world but at least i'm not spending my life chronically online writing incest fics ;) one again, pull your head out of your ass and educate yourself, here's some masterpost https://manlarp.tumblr.com/post/667874370724691968/accessible-radfem-ideology-masterpost bye bye :)

Saying "WE ARE ALL ABOUT WOMEN" doesn't change shit. You once again proved my point by saying that my experience with radfems spewing out abuse apologism towards me when they thought I was being abused didn't happen based on nothing but your favorite go-to defensive line. YOU didn't see it thefore it didn't happen to ME. Way to prove you guys don't try to silence women who disagree with you by trying to exactly that.

And yeah, I know there are woc of who are TERFs. There are also women who are even more misonygistic than some men. There are plenty of slavic countries where nazism is still a big thing even though Hitler hated slavs. Self-hating idiots have existed and always will. Doesn't change the fact that you fuckers are racist all the damn time.

"We don't care if people are ace, we don't devide women" literally a quick search will show that you guys do. A bunch of the anti-ace discourse was literally INVENTED by radfems, something they are very proud to admit. And plenty of queer radfems are biphobic all the fucking time, something I, a bisexual woman, have to put up with every single time one of your friends comes bother me. Go lie to someone else, bitch.

"Those who ESCAPED prostitution hated it" Yes, people tend to hate things they were forced to do. Doesn't change the fact that you guys are more concerned with making women who WANT to do sex work be labelled as criminals than with punishing human traffickers.

And once again, we have you being all condescending. "Let ME tell you what YOU want. Let ME tell you what makes YOU feel safe." And gotta love how you heard me say I'm kinky and immediately assumed I'm submissive, instead of a dominant or a switch. And then of course you have to go for the slut shaming of "You write kinky porn therefore you are automatically wrong."

"FEMINISM IS ONLY ABOUT WOMEN" Which is why it is dying. If your movement cannot accept that the world isn't black and white, and that societal hierarchies are much more complicated than just Group A is always the all powerful one and Group B always gets screwed over, it WILL fail because it will be ignoring real problems for the sake of keeping a narrative alive. Which is why nobody fucking likes radfems, and the world would be better off if you idiots were gone.

I don't need to read your bullshit, because you idiots will scream your nonsense at me all the time, like you just did. And not once have any of you ever said a single word that was worth listening.

Don't bother sending me more asks, I'll just block you. Go larp with your fellow radfems about every single woman who has a problem with you guys is "brainwashed by the patriarchy" because there's no way you guys could EVER be the problem and that your "activism" is as shallow, stupid and fake as you are.

#asks #fuck radfems #fuck terfs #fuck swerfs

[evilwickedme]

Do you have any good Tim recs? Specifically ones that maintain his canon personality 👀

honestly this is very vague to me but I'm assuming you're mainly looking to avoid the fics that woobify him or flatten him into a coffee fueled anxiety machine. if that's what you're looking for, I gotchu

ship fics

Girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament? is about timber's first date!! so cute, occurs immediately after the whole torture cult thing

Practice Makes Perfect - I know for a fact I've rec'd this one before in an ask maybe a few weeks ago?? this is a fic where tim and ace!bart practice kissing. ends in jaime/bart (I'm sure they have a ship name I just don't know it) and timkon but the timpulse content is actually a really good exploration of their characters imho

friendship as another word for love - this is tagged as minor timber but I'll still put it here. actually this might not be exactly what you're looking for cause my bookmark describes it as "red robin!tim is chaotic af", but honestly I think that's just a description of actual canon

Teenagers Scare The Living Shit Outta Me - okay this might be a crack fic HOWEVER you cannot convince me that everyone around the core four doesn't think there's something hinky going on there. also again not technically a ship fic but I'm still putting it here

Gonna Be A Better One (A Thousand Miles To Your Door) occurs during the time period where Tim quit being Robin (and y'know Steph became Robin instead, but the fic doesn't really deal with that). In this au Kon says fuck that and insists on staying in contact with Tim. great timkon and feels very true to both of them!

time flies by is very emotional for me. I described this in my bookmark as "post n52/rebirth, Tim misses Kon like a phantom limb". that's a good description honestly. I've reread this so many goddamn times actually

batfam fics

Obedience - I'm not the only one obsessed with Ella Enchated AUs, right? right??? anyway this fic is actually so concerned with what is and isn't typical behavior for Tim and also is one of my favorite type of AUs so it's near and dear to me

Exit Strategy breaks my heart - although tbf a lot of these fics do, I definitely read a lot of hurt/comfort. anyway this one is about Tim taking Damian's derision to heart and deciding to leave. The Tim & Damian stuff here is just chef's kiss

The Study of Birds - Tim & Damian bond over birding

Our Common Grave - this is not the only au I've bookmarked focusing on the time Damian cut Tim's line, but the others aren't as focused on Tim, imho, more on the consequences for Damian (or lack thereof, depending on the fic). It's not that I don't like those, I love them even, but obviously they don't fit on a Tim fic rec list. Anyway some quality Tim & Jason stuff here. Ironically even though it's probably my fav batfam dynamic I wouldn't put most of the Tim & Jason stuff I've bookmarked on here, a lot of it is woobified content. not all of it, but a lot of it.

finally, one of my favorites - break. in this au Tim never really joins the batfam and only bruce and alfred ever know his identity. and then he just... stops being a hero. hopeful ending. really good in general, another common reread for me.

hope you enjoyed and let me know if you want any more fic recs!!!

#if I wanted I probably could've made an entire list just of tim & damian fic recs but I don't think that's what you were looking for #unrelated but I have so many truly bizarre batfam fics saved like. just the batfam being unhinged fics #and while I was looking for the tim fics I was accosted by the sheer number of them cause in my mind #there's just the ratman fic and the wayne-kers verse #but no there's like ten of 'em or something at least idk I didn't count #also so hard not to turn this into a timkon fic rec like I skipped over so many good fics cause they didn't fit the prompt 😭 #dc #fic recs #timkon #tim drake #timber #batfam #this made me realize I don't have almost any timsteph fics bookmarked I need to get a-reading #gail speaks #ask #anonymous

[magical-girl-coral]

For the writing meme! :)

10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

Within Bleach, every fic I wrote had the exact same response I was expecting; the first two or three oneshots getting pretty nice comments, and the rest of them getting left in the dirt. I can't remember the last time I got a comment on AO3 and all my tumblr notes have two reblogs and fifteen likes with maybe one reply if I'm lucky. Even my casual bleach posts have been barely getting any action and the only ones that do are complete shitposts.

Outside Bleach it was definitely my She-Ra rewrite where I made Entrapta and Catra switch places at the start of season five. That fandom was an actual dumpster fire when the final season came out and the fact that my fic not only got attention, but all of it being positive? That was a fucking miracle. I had ten comments on my first chapter and when comparing that to my usual average now, it's pretty fucking impressive.

(I'm still surprised no one gave me anon hate during that time. Just what kind of talisman was I protected by?)

18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

From Lost Suns. I just love how Ichigo and Isshin's relationship is pure 2000s violence comedy but with an emotional twist. They're definitely the type of people to say emotionally vulnerable things to each other only through putting the other in a choke hold.

I know a lot of people say that this aged badly and makes Isshin look like a shit parent, and while I see their point, violence in the Kurosaki household just hits different? It feels less like abuse and more two brothers wrestling their feelings out cause men, especially before the the last two decade, weren't "allowed" to actively talk about how they're doing.

Also, the three lines in "A new ace up in Catwoman's sleeve" where it was just Selina torturing Tim with ace puns after he came out to her. I wrote this fic for my queerplatonic bestie and I was basically making those puns at her too.

Torments are a love language too

#Asks

[selinascatnip]

So, Project Starfire part I

Kory is dreaming she's looking into the untempered schism or some shit, GIRL DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MAKES PPL GO MAD? (also, gonna write a fic some day in which went to the Time Lord Academy and blow up things with Ace)

Dick and Kory are like: there is no where else I want to be but with yooooou

Why those two ain't smooching already? Girl if you think the world is ending or if you think you gonna die, kiss the damn batboy already!

ALSO THE PARALLELS

BRING ME BACK BRING ME BACK

WE COULD HAVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

Nobody cares about Tim Drake

And honestly nobody cares about this Brother Blood plot either

I love Conner, I was all about Dick shipping that boy to Kansas for the last 3 seasons, but he's funny, I almost regret killing him offscreen in WW 😂

omg nOBODY CARES ABOUT RED HOOD EITHER GOD GIVE PATIENCE

Gar is so cute!!! Rachel has kicked puppy syndrome

Dick was like WHERE IS MAH WIIIIFE

If you were keeping her safe and warm in your bed you wouldn't be misplacing her all the time, bitch

Gar and Rachel were like: I WANT MY MOMMY

Rachel bullying people is my favourite

Gar was like: I'm gonna break my no meat diet to EAT THIS WHORE ALIVE

NOBODY CARES ABOUT TIM DRAKE AND JASON TODD

I liked you more Niklaus when you hated your entire family and liked to stab them all

Conner bullying and kidnapping ppl is my favourite

Also you guys, I ship him with Niklaus now, Titans is such a lame show that it doesn't even have a huge part of the fandom shipping the white dudes together

I'm sorry not to batcest but the joke about Jason wanting to see Tim's abilities with his staff was RIGHT THERE

anyway

NOBODY

CARES

ABOUT

TIM DRAKE

AND

JASON

TODD

I have to log into a stupid work meeting now, I'll come back to part II

#show: Titans #HBO Max Titans #DCU Titans #Titans Live Action #dickkory #Dick Grayson #Koriand'r #Nightwing #Starfire #Kory Anders #Richard Grayson