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the-kr8tor · 1 month

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Hi I love your fics!!! Can you do one for the twins au where Ramona and Billie are maybe 4 or 5 and they start to notice Hobies British accent and start talking like him and saying British phrases. Like he asks them something and they just go “nah bruv” or there are just little instances throughout there day to day lives that reader and Hobie start to notice, where they use his slang at different moments at home, at the store, and it all comes to a head at school (cue parent teacher conference cause they asked a “kid are you mad bruv” and the teacher needs clarification lol). They’re able to watch a recording of their interaction during playtime with the student like you know how some schools have cameras where you can watch your kid now. Him and reader are surprised at how well they imitate his accent and try not laugh in front of the teacher but they tell them they can’t repeat everything daddy says and when readers not looking gives them a little proud wink and they giggle lol!!

Thank you for the adorable request! I changed it up a bit hope you don't mind ❤️❤️❤️

Pairing: Hobie Brown x fem! Reader/ Spider-Punk x fem! Reader

Tags: No use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, Mom! Reader, Dad! Hobie, Billie and Ramona AU, Twin AU, fluff.

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You feel like a kid again sitting on the tiny, clearly not for adults chair. The classroom smells of crayons and glue, the walls are painted in every color of the rainbow, posters of numbers, letters and animals are taped on the walls. Flitting your eyes behind you to check on Billie and Mona, you see them build a house using blocks, mumbling to each other. They're wearing matching sweaters today (per their request,) bees and flowers adorning the thick fabric. And ribbons in their pretty hair. Mona rambles on to her sister about lego whilst her sister listens.

Hobie sits next to you, he doesn't look any better than you. With his long legs and arms, half of his body is the only part of him sitting on the pink plastic chair. Butt half hanging on the side, legs tucked, arms around his legs, back slouched— you bite your lip at the sight, trying your best not to laugh at his state.

Hobie senses your snicker, and you feel like you're back in school again when you quickly turn your head away, pretending you weren't looking at his lanky self struggling to sit on a kindergartener's chair.

He narrows his eyes, taking the teacher's erasure off her desk, flinging it towards your direction– hitting you right on your head. It bounces off and you gasp at the audacity. Faking innocence, Hobie whistles a nonchalant tune, eyes pretending to scan the poster of the alphabet tacked on the chalkboard.

“Really?” You say, smiling through it whilst picking up the fallen eraser.

“You started it.” The father of your children teasingly says as if his girls aren't just behind him playing blocks. Way to set an example.

“Nuh-uh”

“Yu-uh”

You threaten to toss the eraser at his smug face. He shields himself with his arms, chuckling under it. The door opens and you two straighten up, putting back the stationary on the teacher's table like nothing happened.

You definitely feel like you're a kid again.

“Sorry I'm late.” She apologizes, yellow dress swinging as she speed walks towards her table. “Lots of parents, so sorry.”

“That's alright,” you smile at the preppy woman, your hands on your knees, all prim and proper in front of your girls' favourite teacher.

Billie and Ramona had a hard time adjusting to school, but once Ms. Jenkins got them out of their shell, they would always ask you and Hobie if there's school the next day, or what kind of lunch they'll have for recess because their new friends apparently don't like raisins. They love to share, just as long as they eat theirs. So you always pack extras for their friends even though either you or Hobie have to wake up earlier than usual.

You like Ms. Jenkins, she's bubbly and awfully good at her job. One time Billie got sick and couldn't go to school, she personally contacted you to ask how she's doing and even got the entire class to make ‘get well soon’ cards for her. She's a sweetheart really, and most definitely likes your kids. But what has you nervously pick at your nails is that she called you and Hobie in personally for a PTA meeting. Her little note is stapled on the school's notice about the annual meeting, indicating that she needs to talk to you and Hobie.

Said man, scooches his chair closer to yours just to hold your hand while Ms. Jenkins settles on her own chair.

“So Billie and Ramona—” she starts and you hear the girls stand up abruptly from their equally tiny chairs.

“Present!” They cheerfully exclaim at the same time.

Hobie chuckles in his seat, “you run a tight ship, miss.”

“It's alright, my loves, go play.” You say in between soft laughs as you twist in your seat to look at their smiling faces. It all makes Hobie squeeze your hand tight—love overflowing through every squeeze.

Ms. Jenkins laughs, “they love attendance time, I always see them hyping themselves up before I call them.”

“Adorable.” You coo.

“So back to business,” she clasps her hands atop the desk. “Their grades are phenomenal, I know they're still just babies and grades don't usually matter in their level, but they're crushing it.”

Hobie gives you a look, wordlessly telling you, ‘we did that’

You nod, silently replying. ‘hell yeah, we did’

“They’re friends with the whole class.” The teacher continues “Yes, it was quite a hurdle for Ramona but she conquered it with the help of Billie. And when Billie needed help with maths, she helped her there without Billie asking for it.” She smiles and you feel sunshine come out of her. “They're the perfect team.”

“That's brilliant then, why the note?” Hobie asks before you could.

“They are a delight to have in class, but—” she winces. “They have been using some…colourful slang recently.”

“Oh no,” You look at Hobie in the corner of your eyes. He shakes his head innocently at your accusation. “Was it a bad word?”

“Not particularly, uh, it's all fine and dandy, like calling their mates ‘bloke’ or ‘bruv’—”

Hobie lets out a snicker, accidentally interrupting the teacher with his laugh. You glare secretly at him.

“Right, sorry, not funny at all.” He tries to save face. “Continue, Miss.”

“It's alright that they use it but I find that they've been using it more frequently and just last week they disrupted class when they uh…” Ms. Jenkins leans closer, elbows propped on her desk, whispering her words like a secret. “Yelled during movie time to say ‘that’s the dog's bollocks’ in reference to the amazing animation.”

Hobie looks like he's dying whilst trying his hardest not to laugh. Hands clasped on his mouth, shoulders shaking, lungs wheezing and eyes tightly shut. You swear, you even see a tear clinging to his lashes.

You're not the greatest example either as you tightly press your lips together, also trying your darndest to not laugh.

You try to keep your composure even though Hobie's practically losing it next to you. Even Ms. Jenkins hides her grin.

“I'm so sorry—” you accidentally let out a giggle before inhaling deeply to tamp it down. “We'll talk to them once we get home.” Your stomach hurts from restraining yourself.

“That's great!” She clears her throat, doing better at composing herself than you and Hobie. “That's all, thank you so much for coming! There's cookies and juice in the hallway.” Standing up, she holds her hand for a handshake.

You shake her hand while Hobie's still losing it in his seat. “Thank you, Miss, have a great holiday.” You're a bit better at hiding your laughter but if Hobie let out a guffaw right now, you're for sure to follow suit.

“You too!” She smiles, “bye, Bee! Bye, Mona!” Waving her hand, the girls happily wave back.

“Okay, let's go.” You had to lift Hobie up from his seat or else he'll be glued to it while his body wracks with silent laughter.

The second you and your little family settle inside the car, Hobie lets out the loudest laugh, you follow a half second later, the sound echoing in the vehicle.

Billie and Ramona look at you two confused, hands pausing from devouring their snacks.

“I think they're proper bonkers.” Mona whispers, leaning towards her sister, and Billie nods in agreement.

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skyward-floored · 3 months

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I think I’m coming down with a cold again and possibly have a fever but I’m here to scream about the update some more anyway! (and analyze a bit but mostly scream). Dawn part 7 here we go!

(All images belong to @linkeduniverse <3)

First off I have to say this was my favorite panel I think, it’s so pretty. The faint glow! The colors! The cape over his shoulder! Amazing. This truly was Sky’s update, I loved every bit of focus he got. Jojo fed us well :D

So it looks like I was wrong about Sky reading everyone’s mail. He just immediately took off after the mailman instead (and spent all morning chasing him ha!),

Side note but I love the npc guy. He’s simple but still Zelda-y. the character design in this comic is just👌

Looks like the mailman has a list of who he’s supposed to deliver to, or at least that’s my guess. It could be a map maybe, but that probably wouldn’t do much good since he’s time traveling?? How does he do it. Don’t question the magic of the postman I guess.

*green hill zone music intensifies*

Shoutout to Sky’s face here, I make the same expression when I’m trying to chase after my nephew and stop him from eating crayons

This looks like a postcard no joke, I'd frame this and put it on my wall. Plus the way the trees were done in the background is really neat, there’s something just really pleasing about this panel. Also the return of Sky: Just Standing There

They’re all bein silly <3

...except for Four. Because I think him and Warriors both realize that Sky isn’t just telling them what he was doing all morning— he’s got something important to say, something they all actually need to know.

(Downfall duo laughing together I love them)

Also I agree with everyone saying Warriors is close to snapping— they’ve all had a pretty stressful 24 hours, but Warriors has been breaking up arguments and repeatedly checking on everyone while they’re struggling, and... I don’t think he’s had a break. Take a nap bud, please?

SKY TALKING TO FI MY BELOVED he's hoping there’s enough of her aware to help him dowse hhhhh. And then he’s so sad she didn’t seem to hear him waahhh 😭

It doesn’t look to me like she truly helped much, but maybe Fi gave just enough of a nudge for Sky to find the postman’s footprints? Even in her sleep? She is glowing just a bit there... Interesting to think about.

It’s confirmed that the postman uses the portals! And that the Shadow is alive and kicking! Uh-oh! (Also does anyone else think this one seems more... firey? Then the last one? Maybe it's just me).

And the chopped-off darknut head is still there too.... and I’ll bet you twenty rupees somebody is going to kick it when the Links go through the portal later. (My guess is Wild but I’d put my money on Legend or Wind too).

I’m also really curious where that portal leads... My guess is either Twilight’s Hyrule or Sky’s, based on what hints we’ve been getting, but I really don’t know. It’ll be fun to see!

*Wind rapidly thinking of at least three conspiracy theories*: SUS

Also an amazing expression from him I’m laughing so hard, he really said 3:<

Tag yourself I’m Four

Also Sky just chugging away at the stamina potion, poor guy XD he must be beat from all that running around, I hope he has some more time to sit before the Links get moving.

(And I mentioned this in another post, but Legend looks so alarmed at this information, as does Wild... it’s not going to be pretty when they cross paths with the Shadow again, that’s for sure)

I love when Time breaks out the dramatic language... makes me remember that this guy is going to be the Hero’s Shade someday (who’s speech is 99% dramatic things).

Now the Links just have to decide what to do next... will they stay another day at the inn for Twilight’s sake, or get moving right away? Is Four going to confront Twilight about the dark magic he uses to turn into Wolfie?

So many questions... but in the meantime I will gladly continue to reread this amazing update, I really loved this one :D

#linkeduniverse #linked universe #linked universe analysis #lu sky #and a bunch of other guys I don't feel like taggig #update spoilers #rambles from the floor

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thebunniwagon · 1 year

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ok i'll bite, i'd love some fluffy reader x N headcanons pls /w\><3

Ok let’s see!

N x fluffy you!

When you and N first started to date, he would often make metal flowers by using the parts of deceased drones, his own way of trying to make amends to the worker drones.

You’d rarely make flowers, using the rebar and scrap metal you’d find around your temporary base, before handing the flowers to him with great care and love.

One day you and Uzi managed to find some covers that the humans used, you’d kept one of the covers for a secret project.

Sharing a blanket, you were the little spoon while he was the big spoon, his arms surrounding your torso. There wasn’t much living space on the spacecraft, so Uzi made the suggestion to relocate to another place, everyone agreed.

Even before you both started to share secret smooches behind the tower of corpses, you made sure to keep an eye on N, after all he is a murder drone. A drone that eats your kind, propagated by cruel gods who would surely genocide you all.

When N snuck off for the first time, you grabbed a hidden shiv that could kill something with a well placed strike. You carefully followed N to where he was going, hoping to get rid of a potential threat. Scared that N is secretly going to call his fellow drones to put an end to you. He was cordial with you, but you figured it was an act.

You’d caught up, ready to fight the drone, only to find him digging though some rubble. Your steps are silent, until you step on a can, alerting the drone.

You hid your shank, while he got up hiding his own secret.

“H- hey… N”

“Oh uh, y/n, I didn’t know you were following me”

“What do you have there?” N shuffled in place, his interface about to run an excuse program, as he blubbers up his words. You let go of your shiv, careful to use your heel to cover it with the ash. Realizing that N most likely would’ve been able to kill you in a second, your paranoia slowly starts to subside, accepting that maybe you were wrong about N.

“It’s a gift, for someone…” he says, still idling in place, softly blushing.

“For Uzi?” You reply, hoping to find out what he’s hiding.

“Uh, for um, you…”

He finally reveals what he’s been hiding, a small snow globe in pristine condition, he hands it to you while blushing. You accept the gift, happy to see that N thought so highly of you. You feel a little guilty, first for intending to harm and betray him, and secondly for not showing him your token of appreciation.

Ever since, you’d make gifts for him in hopes of matching the snow globe he gave you. Unfortunately, there isn’t much to craft with in the wasteland, at least to make something decorative. You’d both scavenged together, shooting quips at each other while Uzi reminded you both of your duties.

One time you suggested that he’d find a new hat, one that you conveniently managed to find rather quickly, skipping over valuable resources that Uzi asked you to bring back. They can wait, it’s not like they’re going anywhere, but this chance is quick to disappear and is seldom rare. You yonk the hat, and offer the hat to N, he declined of course. He really likes his pilot hat, so you figure that you would modify it, better than replacing it.

You decided to ask him out one day, by carefully crafting a flower, something you’d practiced over the previous weeks. In this flower, you painted with scavenged crayons you melted down. By using a paintbrush you crafted, you carefully painted the metal flower blue, while the stem was painted green.

When N returned from his scavenging mission you called to him, he followed you, and you led him to your gift. When you were both out of the others sight, somewhere private, you confessed your true feelings for him. How you loved every single one of silly quips, even the terrible ones. How every night you envied his ability to sleep upside down, wishing you could be close to him, how every gift he gives makes your robotic little heart flutter. You showed him your flower, ready for rejection.

His interface was glowing bright, large blushes overlapping his face. He reached behind him, pulling out a brown jacket with white fur, apologizing all the while for not getting a better gift. You giggled as he accepted your confession, giving him a gentle kiss on his cheek.

You held his face your hands, happy to have someone as caring as him. You both heard a squeal from behind some rubble, Uzi’s beanie visible above of the spot. N was about to go investigate, but you held him by his hips, bringing him back to you.

Sharing a kiss, you both stood there, basking in the violent ash storm. After separating, you held N’s hand as you both returned home.

“I love you N”

“Oh em, I love you too Y/n”

“I love you more”

“No, I do!”

“One of us is lying then”

You’d dragged the poor drone to your sleeping spot, forcing him to share it a small seat with you. But he stuck around, preferring to be with you instead of being outside alone.

Nowadays, you and N would sleep outside to bask in the wind and give Uzi some privacy, sharing a blanket to ward off the cold.

Thanks to your scavenging missions, you finally had the materials needed to create a perfect gift for him. You just needed his captains cap, the one thing that he doesn’t give out easily, only letting you hold it for a few seconds.

When you and N were sleeping together, you slowly let go of him, grabbing his cap while gently kissing his head. You got up, heading to your secret bench where you gathered your materials.

There, you worked all morning, getting tired but still pushing yourself to keep crafting.

Eventually you finished your gift: N’s captains hat refurbished with shiny metals lining it’s sides, fur interwoven with new soft strands that you’d found, it’s emblem shined to perfection.

You hid the gift, going back to join N in your sleep. Waiting for night to come, you wrapped N in your arms as you shut your systems down.

When you awoke, N was gone from your arms, leaving only you covered by the blanket.

You found N digging through some trash, so you hug him from behind. He yelps in surprise, his tail standing still as to not sting anything.

“You surprised me Y/n! Oh um, by any chance have you seen my cap? I think I must’ve lost it, I swear I had it on before I slept”

You try to lift him up but he’s too heavy, he giggles at your attempt, you contemplate letting him fall. Letting him down, you ask him to follow you, saying you have a gift for him. You bring him to a ash hill and ask him to close his eyes, he covers them with his hands, and you retrieve the gift. The cap a little but of ash on it, you swipe it off and tell him to open his eyes.

He opens his eyes to a new cap, prepared with a small bow, his gift.

“Really Y/n, for me?”

“Yes!”

He picks you up with a giddy squeal, spinning you in his arms. You kiss him as he held you up, using your arms to hold his cheeks. The wind blew slowly tonight, leaving you both in peace. That was until you both heard a squeal erupt, you fell as a spooked N let go of you, he looked back at you with panic. You both looked at who was spying on you both, a purple beanie just above some cover.

“We can see you Uzi”

“No you can’t”

“Yes we can”

“Bite me”

I hope I did well!

Hey, psst!

I need your honest opinion here, do I write too much? Sometimes I think I add to much to these “headcannons” turning them into short stories instead of specific scenarios that address the request, I’m not sure if this is what you’d prefer or not, please let me know.

#n #uzi #v #thank you so much for requesting this!#murder drones #request #x reader

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cavernfullofexistentialdread · 3 months

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hey uh dread, who are the crayon monster people from HatchetVerse (lords in black i think?) ? U keep rebloging stuff abt them and now im curious.

Oh boy oh son OH MAN OH NOOOOO

YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING REGRET THIS 😭😭

LONG POST AHEAD!!

So, the lords in black are a family of eldritch beings from the HachetVerse (as you correctly said). They are made up of a group of 5 brothers. While you can also include they’re sister, she is her own separated thing

Each lord in black are associated with a particular “theme” and each have their own dolls. They are from a realm outside of all dimensions (or timelines) known as the Black and White. They can be summoned or you can use their powers through a spell book known as “The Black Book” (Ik so creative)

Wiggly, or W’gog Y’Wrath is their leader; “The lord in black”. He has his own musical in the trilogy, with him being the main antagonist of Black Friday. He’s associated a lot with squids and octopuses with his whole tentacle motif. His powers mainly include driving people mad and space manipulation. He represents capitalism and wrath.

Pokey, or Poketho, “the one singular voice”. He’s the most … “unkempt” one. In the words of his sister “He hates every voice that isn’t his own”. He’s the first LiB we meet in the first musical of the trilogy, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals. Unlike Wiggly, he can out right take over people’s minds and he LOVES musicals! Although he’s very pretentious and petty. He’s supposed to represent envy and vanity I’m pretty sure.

Next is Tinky or T’Noy Karaxis! “The bastard of time and space”. While he has no musical, he does make his appearance in NPMD (where all of them show up). But he mainly shows up in Nightmare time, a side series of the Hatchetfeild trilogy. His title is pretty self explanatory, he can manipulate time and space. He’s the most sadistic of them all and like to torture one guy in particular for all of eternity.

Then we have Blinkey or Blinklotep. “The watcher with a thousand eyes”. Like Tinky he’s mainly in Nightmare time and shows up in NPMD. However there is a line in a COMPLETELY separate OTHER starkid show called trail to Oregon where a character refers to the audience as “the watchers with a thousand eyes” but WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET INTO THAT! He also drives people mad :) He’s just a little guy who like to look :)

Finally we have my personal favorite, Nibbly! Or Nibblenephim! “The insatiable”. He’s the super gender one that’s walk-in round she/her but is still him. Femme he/him swag!! He like to EAT. He CONSUMES. He’s uhm… he represents uhm… vore. Same situation as Blinky and Tinky with his appearances.

Then we have Webby! “The queen in white”. We have no idea what her doll looks like or her true name. She is limited to a mention in Black Friday and all her content is in Nightmare time. She is associated with a lot of spider imagery (Ik very similar to Wiggly and his octopuses with a strange, 8 legged creature). She is however, LUCKILY NOT EVIL! She has a strained relationship with her brothers but they are her or at least were mentors. Wiggly HATES her for some reason. She’s also a massive dork lmao. Here she is!!

I could rant all day about my theories yeah that’s the basic basics

Fact check me if I’m wrong no beta we die like Maxwell Jäegerman

if you want to learn more WATCH THE MUSICALS AND NIGHTMARE TIME.

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angstintensifer · 2 years

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Camp fam incorrect quotes again, but with some ships

Kenji : But what about Ben? He was my SOULMATE!

Darius : You said that about a ball of yarn once!

***

Kenji : You can track Darius ?

Ben: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

***

Darius : And here we see Kenji and Ben in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Kenji : Gaelic bread.

Ben: Grueling brad.

Kenji : Ha ha, glamorous beans.

***

Yaz : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Ben: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Kenji walks in*

Ben: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

***

Kenji : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Ben: I wrote you a poem.

Kenji , already crying: You did?

***

Kenji : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Ben: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Kenji : ...

Kenji : You mean ring bearER, right?

Ben: ...

Kenji : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

***

Kenji : Hey, Ben, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Ben: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Kenji : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Ben: Can't really say I have.

Kenji : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Ben: Sorry, Kenji . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

***

Kenji : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Ben: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

***

Kenji : I think I'm falling for you.

Ben: Then get up.

***

Ben: What’s up? I’m back.

Darius : I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Ben: Death is a social construct.

***

Darius: *sneaks into camp fam house after being late w Dinos*

Ben: *turns in a swivel chair* care to explain where you here?

Darius: I was with… Uh … Kenji!

Kenji: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Ben- I can’t stop the chair-

***

Yaz : Why is Brooklynn crying?

Sammy: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Brooklynn : IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Yaz : Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Brooklynn : AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Yaz : NO, NOT THAT!

***

Brooklynn : Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Yaz : Bet you I can!

Sammy: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

***

Brooklynn: Can you cut me some slack, Darius? I’m sort of in love.

Darius: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Brooklynn: I’m in love with you.

Darius: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

***

Darius: You have to apologize to them Brooklynn.

Brooklynn: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

***

Darius: So what’s for dinner?

Brooklynn , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

***

Darius: Bro-

Brooklynn: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Brooklynn: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

***

Yaz: I didn't drink that much last night.

Brooklynn : You were flirting with Sammy.

Yaz: So what? She’s my girlfriend

Brooklynn : You asked if she were single.

Brooklynn : And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

***

Brooklynn : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Yaz: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Sammy I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Yaz, very much awake: Uh oh.

#incorrect camp cretaceous quotes #camp Cretaceous #jwcc #kenji kon #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #ben pincus #brooklynn jwcc #darius bowman #i made more wksjsj #ships this time #yasammy #jwcc benji #dinostar #jurassic world camp cretaceous

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littleavengerfics · 2 years

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Hiiiii I’m not sure if you’re taking requests but if yes can you do Wanda (mommy) and Nat (Mama) spending their first full day with y/n as their new little. I’m just thinking of The Lion King one you wrote and what their first full day with little y/n would look like. Idk like they’re excited for their new CG/Little dynamic so they play and love on and feed y/n with airplane noises and all three of them are just like wow I have never been happier in my life than now, this is what I was missing. I sowwy I’m getting smaller and big thoughts are getting harder to say🥺

LITTLE SECRET- PART 2

It's okay you did great :) i love this idea.

warnings: age regression, little reader, Mommy Wanda, Mama Nat, unspecified little age.

"Hey y/n." Wanda smiled taking a sip of her coffee. "Oh hey, good morning." Y/n smiled, opening the fridge, trying to find something to eat.

"I can make you something if you'd like." Wanda offered standing up. "Uh thanks, I would do it but I'm still-" Y/n trailed off nervously. "You still feeling little?" Wanda asked softly, y/n gave a slight nod. "I'm on the edge of slipping so I'm still big but I don't think cooking is a great idea right now."

"Well I'm more than happy to do it for you sweetheart." Wanda pulled out the ingredients for y/n's favourite breakfast and began preparing it when Natasha walked in.

"Hey y/n, how are you feeling dorogoy?" Y/n gave them both a worried look as they started to enter their headspace. "It's alright detka you can slip, we'll take care of you."

"Is that what you want, us to be your mommies?" Wanda asked moving your hair out of your face. "Yeah." You whispered reaching out for the Russian.

"Hey little one, why dont you show me all the things you like to do then we can have breakfast when Mommy's done." Nat offered picking you up. "Mhm mama see my stuffies?"

"I would love to meet your stuffies baby." The spy set you down on your bed where you babbled on about each of your stuffed animals and toys you had in your room. You expected the Russian to get bored of your babbles and rambling but she sat through it all with an amazed smile as if it was the most interesting conversation she'd ever had.

"Hey guys breakfast is ready." Wanda smiled at you and Wanda playing on your bed. "Mommy!" You cheered doing grabby hands at the witch. "Hey love." Wanda chuckled lifting you into her arms.

"Oh so you want mommy now?" Nat fake frowned. "Nuh uh wan mama toos." You giggled at the Russian. "Well that's good then."

"Mama can i has toy at bre'fast?" You asked doing the best puppy dog eyes you could muster. "Only if you let mama have one too." She grinned kissing your head. "Only for today though y/n and you still have to eat all your breakfast." Wanda said firmly, Nat grabbed some toys and you headed to the table.

"Tanks mommy." You smiled as she placed you on her lap, where you had requested to sit. "No problem baby."

Half way through eating you stopped and leant back against Wanda, still clutching your toy.

"What's wrong dorogoy?" Nat asked with a worried look. "No wan eat wan snuggles." You didn't like having to sit forward to eat your breakfast you liked being close to Wanda. Nat smiled warmly at your adorableness, grabbing your fork.

"Here comes the aeroplane." She sang bringing the fork to your mouth. You happily ate the forkful of food before she gave you another. "Here comes the Quinjet." She stated, mimicking the hum of the engine. You giggled and carried on eating what she fed you until there was no food left on your plate. "Good job baby." Wanda smiled, kissing your temple.

"What do you want to do next?" Nat asked clearing the plates. "Um color an toons!" You exclaimed, running off to grab your crayons and favourite colouring book.

Wanda watched in confusion as Nat whispered something to you making you giggle. You grabbed the russian's hand before you both took off. "Last one there is a silly monster!" Nat shouted back at the sokovian who chased after you both.

"Mommy's silly." You giggled when Wanda finally caught up. "Oh I'm not just a silly monster... I'm a tickle monster." Wanda smirked stepping closer to you. "Mommy no!" You squealed hiding behind the spy. "I'm gonna get you." Wanda teased before grabbing you and tickling your stomach. You exploded into a fit of giggles wriggling around in her arms. "Mama!" You shouted through the laughter.

"Come here baby I'll protect you." Wanda and Nat could still hear your giggles against the Russian's neck as she lifted you up into the safety of her arms. Wanda gave a content sigh, before collapsing back onto the couch.

"Alright little one what do you want to watch." You had changed your mind from cartoons and decided to watch your favourite movie instead so Natasha pressed play and the two of you got settled on the floor with your colouring books.

Wanda couldn't help but smile at the two of you sprawled out the floor, you with your tongue sticking out and Natasha kicking her legs in concentration.

Once the film, and your masterpieces were done Wanda carried you over to the fridge where they displayed the artwork, even Natasha put hers up, she of course also included a not so friendly reminder to everyone stating to not take them off or even touch them.

"They look beautiful, you did such a good job sweetheart. I love them." Natasha nodded in confirmation however gave Wanda a frown for not appreciating her art. "Yours is perfect too Natasha." Wanda said playfully rolling her eyes. "Thank you Wanda."

"Baby do you want to pick something else to do before we start making lunch?" Wanda asked bouncing you slightly. "Movie!"

"Let's go watch a movie." Wanda smiled carrying you back to the couches. By the time the movie was over you were trying not to fall asleep. "Come on let's get some food then you can have a nap after." Wanda smiled lifting you into her arms, you instantly relax, sleepily resting your head on her shoulder.

"Aw look how cute you are, our little sleepy baby." Nat cooed taking you off Wanda so she could make food whilst you rested. Nat paced around rubbing your back, loving how adorable you were. "Nat, y/n food's ready!" Wanda called out from the kitchen.

"Do you want your own seat or would you like to sit here with me?" Nat asked when you got to the table you clung on to her which she took as the latter so got you comfortable on her lap.

"I decided on sandwiches because they're quick so this little cutie can go to sleep." Wanda chuckled as you all ate the food.

"At least we don't have to worry about planning something for the afternoon it looks like we're taking a nap." Nat smirked as you fought to keep your eyes open once again. "mommy mama stay?" You mumbled against her neck.

"How about we get changed and go to my room and we can take a nap together, it's not very comfy here." Wanda suggested clearing the plates and changing you all into pyjamas with her powers.

"Mama comfy." You mumbled against her neck.

"Aw." Nat chuckled, "I'm sure she is but these chairs aren't very comfy, do you want to go to bed? You can still have cuddles there." You gave a small nod.

The three of you left for Wanda's bedroom for cuddles and naptime.

You cuddled up between the two of them as they stared down at you. All of you thinking about how happy you were in that moment. This was the happiest and the most loved any of you had felt, maybe ever. You all fell asleep tangled up together in a comforting hold, the perfect little family.

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lordfreg · 1 year

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Love You, Brother

note: I HATE MYSELF AHHHHH but i thought of it and eVERYONE HAS TO SUFFER WITH MEEE :D!!!

@hypocriticaltypwriter

TW// major character death, blood, family issues, burnout, and bulling !!

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It wasn’t fair.

Nothing is fair.

Niccolo couldn’t speak for the first few years of his life. Being nonverbal was hard for a little guy like him, he couldn’t say anything at all. He chirped to hid brothers and sister, but only they knew what he was saying, and even then it was hard.

Niccolo was sitting at a small table of the play space in the Resistance’s secret base. Some other Resistance kids walked up and started to grab at the crayons that Niccolo had specifically placed out in rainbow order.

Niccolo looked around confused at the actions of the other children, he stared to whine at them, struggling to explain why this was making him upset.

The other kids stopped and looked at Niccolo who could only grunt at them. Their expressions become more upset and they just started to laugh. Niccolo didn’t understand, what was so funny? Did he do something?

“Haha! This kid can’t even speak!” One of them said, “Speak kid! What? Are you mute or something?”

Niccolo didn’t understand.

Why where they doing this? What did he do to them?

Then, a voice from behind called, “Hey! You leave my brother alone!”

It was Zuccone!

“You guys put those crayons back, he had them in order for a reason!” Zuccone said demandingly.

“What was the reason? Maybe if Mute over here would speak…” One of them said, while the other started to chuckle.

Niccolo felt like crying, and he pretty sure he was. He saw the tear drops hit the floor.

“You shut up!” Zuccone shouted, “You don’t speak to him that way! He’s way smarter then all of you combined!”

“What’s going on over here?” Karai asked, peering in at the fight.

“They’re making fun of Niccolo!” Zuccone said swiftly, making sure they didn’t get a word in first.

“Really?” Karai said unamused, “You three can go in time out.” She said, grabbing them by the arms and dragging them to the corner, making them drop the crayons, Niccolo and Zuccone making sure to pick them up immediately.

Niccolo chirped a ‘thank you’ to Zuccone as they both orginized the crayons, back into rainbow order.

“You’re welcome, Niccolo!” Zuccone smiled back, “Now, where were we?”

Niccolo chirped fearfully.

“Ah, I’m sure they learned their lesson Niccy.” Zuccone said, handing him the color red, “And, I’ll always be here to protect you, okay?”

“Chrip!” Niccolo smiled widely, letting Zuccone watch him as he drew.

That was almost 5 and a half years ago, and now Niccolo could speak. He spoke, not often, but enough.

“What would you like to eat, dear?” Tamsin asked, grabbing a small plate.

“Not hungry! Too busy!” Niccolo said, quickly scurrying past the counter with his arms full of art supplies.

“You’re just like your uncle,” Tam sighed, “No way mister, you have to eat breakfast before you spend all day drawing again.”

Nic stopped dead in his tracked and looked up at his mother, trying to find the correct words, “But... I want to finish it before Dad leaves again...”

Tam smiled a bit, “After breakfast, kiddo.”

Niccolo pouted a bit, setting down his things and walked to the family table with the rest of his brothers, before sitting down and being served pancakes.

They tasted like dirt, but hey! They were food. At least the syrup made them taste like sugar.

“What are you working on, Niccy?” David asked, mouthful of pancake.

“Surprise,” Niccolo said simply, finishing his first pancake in a few bites.

“Whatever it is, i’m sure it looks great!” Zuccone smiled, giving Niccolo a thumbs-up.

“Uh-huh!” Nic nodded eagerly, “Looks great!” He repeated.

After breakfast, Niccolo ran to the play room, wagging his small tail and grabbing his supplies. He ran to the room where a big canvas sat on an easel that was way too tall for Niccolo to reach, already having a rough sketch of something.

Zuccone stuck his head in, peering at his twin, using an empty box to reach is project. Niccolo was vigorously erasing the sketch marks and tracing over them with his thick marker.

Zuccone watched him carefully, having a soft smile at the way that Niccolo’s hand glided over the canvas. Never shaking, even once. Niccolo was so focused and serious about what he was doing. He was seriously just like Uncle Mikey.

Zuccone hadn’t even noticed himself drawing closer to the canvas. Gazing closer at it, Zuccone could see the splotches of red, orange, purple and blue. He could see the green bodies of his uncles, father and siblings.

He was doing a family portrait.

“Wow, that’s really good!” Zuccone said, making Niccolo jump a bit.

“Ah! You scared me!” Niccolo smiled, “Thank you, thank you.”

“You’re welcome, you’re welcome!” Zuccone joked, “I think Dad’s really gonna love it.”

“You do?” Niccolo asked, his eyebrow hitched slightly, “What if he hates it?”

“Why would he hate it, Nic?” Zuccone asked, leaning to face his poor brother who was getting swamped with self-doubt.

“Because,” Nic frowned, “The portions are off and Uncle Raph’s head looks off.”

“It’s hardly noticeable, if it wasn’t, I would’ve told you.”

“You’re right,” Nic smiled again, “Looks good!”

Zuccone laughed, “Looks good! Looks good!”

Niccolo kept drawing, letting Zuccone watch him.

The painting as finished months ago, and hung in Niccolo’s room. Once Nic showed everyone, they were all so thankful.

Uncle Leo even started to cry a little bit.

Everyone was so thankful. It made Niccolo feel a type of pride. So, Niccolo made more drawings, he explored different mediums, he even roped David into it! And David was quite good at it too.

Niccolo woke up to the sounds of the blaring alarms and flashing lights.

SECURITY BREACH! CODE RED!

This was bad, really bad! The Krang had found their base!

Niccolo grabbed his sais and jacket, preparing for trouble. He ran out with the rest of his siblings, as they watched CJ and Raphael push back a Kraang bush out of the base.

“We could really use your help..!” CJ said inpatiently.

“Right!” Karai said, waking the Krang out of the doorway, making it scrabble up the stairs.

Niccolo looked around nervously. Where was David? Or Jeremiah? Or Zuccone?

“Karai!” Niccolo called, “Where’s Zuccone?”

CJ pointed up the stairs, where Karai was running up and Niccolo followed her, finding himself in the middle of a battle field.

Everything was happening at once; Leo was slicing, Donnie was protecting Tam until they both fight off the Krang so they could attack, Raph had rushed out behind Niccolo with a rush of wind, smashing down a tendril of a Krang before it could hit CJ.

Zuccone and David were struggling with a Krang, who was trying to bite them. Niccolo took his naginata and sliced the thing in half, making a small signal with his hand.

“Yeah, we’re good.” David said disgruntled, “Aren’t we, Zee?”

“Yeah… Mom! Dad!” Zuccone quickly changed his priorities.

“Don’t worry, son!” Donnie called back, with Tam clinging to him, “We got this!” Donatello legitimately threw Tam and a Krang, Tam cutting it down the middle.

Zuccone and David laughed, Niccolo cringing at the affectionate kissing that pressured after the attack.

Just then, a Krang jumped out, it’s spikes facing toward Niccolo.

SHINK.

….

Niccolo’s breath was the only thing he heard. He stared in horror as he found himself on the ground and covered in blood that wasn’t his. Tears welled in his eyes, and his heart beat was deafening.

Zuccone was standing over him. His side fully impaled with the spike.

It didn’t feel real. Niccolo’s tears blurred his vision slightly, making it hard for him to focus on what was happening.

Zuccone fell on top of Niccolo, making reality snap back to focus as Niccolo rolled his brother over, applying pressure to the wound.

Donnie and Tam rushed over, Leo and Raph joint them in protecting the kids. Another attack had been lunched, but Niccolo could care less. The only thing he cared about was his brother, bleeding out in front of him.

“Zee..? Zee! Zuccone!!” Niccolo panted, “Answer me!! Are you okay?? Please!!”

Zuccone looked slightly, giving his twin a heavy-lidded side eye, letting out a few breaths. Luckily, Zuccone’s half plastron protected him. Mostly.

Zuccone attempted to sit up, wincing in pain, his breath hitching. The slightly lifted shirt reveled a chipped plastron and a rapidly bleeding side.

“Niccy….” Zuccone said, bringing his hand to reach his twins. “It-It doesn’t look like i’ll bounce back this time… If I die…”

“You won’t die, please.” Niccolo begged.

“If I die…” Zuccone said more sternly, “Promise you’l, take care of yourself, okay? You’re worth every…ugh…every word of praise and admiration.”

Zuccone pulled Niccolo close to him, placing their foreheads together. The ultimate sign of affection.

“Love you, brother.”

He went limp, his head falling back in Niccolo’s arms. The world deafen again. Karai and Tam rushing over, with the rest of them following after them. Niccolo couldn’t hear was they were saying. He didn’t care what they were saying.

Raph pulled Niccolo away from Zuccone’s body, Niccolo hissing, biting and yelling at Raph, probably something he would regret but he couldn’t even hear himself right now.

Donnie tried desperately to resuscitate Zuccone, saying something, tears starting to stream down his face. Tam held Karai as they both cried into each other. Leo grew angry and ripped a Krang in half with his bare hands, kicking away its corpse and yelling.

David stood visibly shocked, unable to speak or move.

Raph restrained Niccolo as he tried to get back to Zuccone’s body.

Suddenly, like an EMP, everything came back into focus.

“It’s no use…” Donnie said, helplessly, “He’s-….” Donnie couldn’t even finish his sentence before a hiccup of sobs erupted.

Niccolo couldn’t comprehend it. He couldn’t even imagine it in his worst nightmares. How did this even happen? It was too fast, too traumatic, to remember.

They carried Zuccone’s body off of the battle field, Donatello carrying him with Tam and Karai accompanying them. Leo and Raph helped the rest of the kids calm down from the attack.

Lots of tears, blankets and water bottles were handed out. News was spread and everyone was trying to calm down.

Niccolo felt out of focus. Like he, himself, was blurry. Everything felt numb on his skin and in his head. He couldn’t remember what happened. He didn’t understand what he was doing. He was simply going through the motions.

Then, the reality set it. It felt like a broken rib, on every rib. It crushed his heart and spiked tears in his eyes. His face scrunched up and the furious look in his eyes returned.

Niccolo started to cry, Karai trying to calm him down to no avail. He became more and more angry. He ripped himself away from Karai’s grasp and ran into his room; slamming the door behind him.

Niccolo sobbed, and needed to break something. He looked around his room, his eyes gazed across everything.

He ran over to his easel, throwing it on the ground. He swept his glass jars onto the floor. He cat-swiped everything on to the floor. Books, toys, action figures, small gifts and paintbrushes.

He tore through the bookshelves, he threw things over, he ripped apart his room. He cried, and for the first time in his life, he screamed out of pure pain.

He continued tearing things apart until he finally landed on the painting.

The family portrait.

He could still here the echos of Zuccone’s voice.

“Looks good,”

Niccolo crumpled onto the floor, sobbing into his hands, in a nest of a destroyed room. He sat in the puddle of despair, eventually falling asleep and having no dreams.

———

They had a proper funeral for him. Mikey, being the one to speak first, and say “May the spirits of our Ancestors lead him to the safety of the Spirit World.”

Niccolo was next to speak. He coked on his words, he held back tears, he even had to drink water a few times. But, one he was finished, he didn’t wait around to watch the casket be put into the ground.

———

The days that followed where…hard on everyone. Mikey spending more time with Niccolo, if that meant anything at all.

Niccolo had shut himself off, he consumed himself with his work and ate rarely.

“He stopped talking too,” Karai said to thin air, letting the smoke around her absorb her problems. Meditation had helped in the past, but for some reason, this felt different. There was something more then just smoke in the air.

“He hasn’t said a word since… Since we lost him. I think they both died that day. It was hard on everyone, but it’s so much worse on Niccolo. It’s like… he doesn’t care anymore. About himself, anyway.” Karai spoke, trailing off.

“Karai…”. A ghostly voice whispered to her.

“Who-Who’s there?!” She exclaimed, getting off of the meditation spot and striking a fighting pose.

“It’s me, Karai.” The ghost whispered again, sounding familiar, yet it was too ghastly to understand.

“Show yourself!” She demanded.

The smoke from the candles started to form a ball, morphing into a shape. A human shape.

“It’s me, Karai,” the smoke said once more, “It’s Zuccone.”

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mariposasources · 2 years

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Aquamarine Sentence Starter

Feel free to change them to fit to your liking, but do not claim as your own! Following is under a read more due to it being particular long.

❝ Fine, the least you can do is read me the latest on boy-bagging technology. ❞

❝ Did you order a sand…witch? ❞

❝ Don’t worry. He won’t fall for yuck. He’s way too smart for that. ❞

❝ We’ll put them up again after it clears. ❞

❝ He knows what you did last summer. ❞

❝ Your boxes won’t pack themselves. Don’t put this off until the movers come. ❞

❝ Don’t play me like that. I haven’t seen you in days. ❞

❝ And maybe I could get more than one syllable this time? ❞

❝ How about…we go back to fewer syllables? ❞

❝ Oh, my God! The vending machine’s possessed. ❞

❝ And I broke your iPod. ❞

❝ If I have nightmares tonight, I’m blaming you. ❞

❝ O gods of hurricanes, makers of thunder and lightning…. ❞

❝ Hello, little freaky blue crab. ❞

❝ Are the pool lights still on? ❞

❝ There’s a shark in the pool! ❞

❝ Half the ocean washed up in there last night. ❞

❝ Did you feel them around you? Were they flexed? ❞

❝ Oh, God, they must’ve been flexed. ❞

❝ You were, like, this close to mouth-to-mouth. ❞

❝ I don’t want to catch it. I want to feed it. ❞

❝ It could’ve been blue seaweed or kelp. ❞

❝ I’m guessing…it was a mermaid. ❞

❝ I can see we have to take this slowly. Mer…maid. ❞

❝ Can you pick things up with them? ❞

❝ I can kick with them if you don’t let go! ❞

❝ How…how did you do that? ❞

❝ Your dad made those waves? ❞

❝ I swam away from home three days before I’m supposed to get married off to this merman who’s about as deep as a tidal pool. ❞

❝ You scared the salt out of me. ❞

❝ I thought you were that man with that awful sucking machine. ❞

❝ No. My bathing suit is like boy repellent. ❞

❝ It’s your bathing suit or her birthday suit. ❞

❝ I don’t understand how you can sleep on these when they’re so jumpy. ❞

❝ Technically, we can only have legs when the sun’s out. ❞

❝ So this is your first time ashore? ❞

❝ Oh! Crabs! They found me. ❞

❝ With a shell? ❞

❝ Did you know you can hear the ocean through these? ❞

❝ Well, it works both ways. The ocean can hear you, too. ❞

❝ Could you give me a minute? ❞

❝ Well, that’s your plan, not mine. ❞

❝ I don’t want to marry some spoiled, rich, squid! ❞

❝ Well, you can make all the storms you want, but I’m not coming back. ❞

❝ Three days, I’ll prove it to you. ❞

❝ Well, if I’m wrong, then I will honor your plans. ❞

❝ And I’ll call you every night, okay? ❞

❝ So calm down! ❞

❝ We don’t have it where I’m from, and if I can’t find it in three days, I’m sunk. ❞

❝ My dad says it’s just a myth. ❞

❝ We marry who our parents pick. ❞

❝ And my dad thinks that I have bubbles in my brain because I believe in love. ❞

❝ Or else I’ll be swimming down the aisle with that…that blowfish. ❞

❝ Uh..no, but I think you’re hot. ❞

❝ I need some salt. ❞

❝ He said I was hot, but how would he know? ❞

❝ All the girls are after him. Even a few boys. ❞

❝ You know, if you help a mermaid you get a wish. ❞

❝ I thought that was genies. ❞

❝ You…you believe in genies? ❞

❝ She’s been working to clean up the water in the bay here. ❞

❝ Well, tell her thanks for me because it tastes about ten times better than a few years ago. ❞

❝ He doesn’t like this harsh light. ❞

❝ Can you make boobs come out of hiding? ❞

❝ We begin where every girl starts with her first crush. We call him.

❝ Nothing. We just call and hang up. ❞

❝ Who ordered broom service? ❞

❝ No, no, no. Just a royal bitch. ❞

❝ Mm! For a crayon. ❞

❝ But your parents know you better than I do. ❞

❝ Yep, definitely dim-sighted. ❞

❝ There’s something very fishy about that girl. ❞

❝ I was such a clam. I couldn’t think. ❞

❝ Look at my finger scales. ❞

❝ But I don’t know what mood this is. ❞

❝ Wow, you’re good! Bye. ❞

❝ Oh, my God, he gave her a nickname. ❞

❝ Yes. Following you around is fun. ❞

❝ Um, I just love eating cotton candy. ❞

❝ Hey, what are those? Water bikes? ❞

❝ What, you’ve never been on a paddle boat before? ❞

❝ If he doesn’t get his way it’s always a huge disaster. ❞

❝ You know, you’re not like most girls around here. ❞

❝ Yeah, I know. We times it pretty well, didn’t we? ❞

❝ We’re heading back out to sea! ❞

❝ She’s gonna pop a tail! ❞

❝ I need some water to spend the night in. ❞

❝ No! No ocean my father would just manipulate the currents ad pull me back home. ❞

❝ Holy mackerel! ❞

❝ So was it ’ Are you going? ’ or ’ Will you go with me? ’ ❞

❝ I wish I could hide out here with you. ❞

❝ I’ll see you tomorrow, fish butt! ❞

❝ I never realized how big this room was without all my stuff in it. ❞

❝ I-It’s her last hope. ❞

❝ Why go through life unnoticed? ❞

❝ This store is for old people! ❞

❝ So, uh quick review? ❞

❝ Wait. I don’t have earrings! ❞

❝ Hm. Pretty. And…pointy? ❞

❝ What am I supposed to do with this? Like, stick through my skin? ❞

❝ Ugh! You’re so primitive. ❞

❝ You’ll love these. They’re my favorite aquatic accessory. ❞

❝ I need you to swim out there and find me a couple of starfish about…mmm, this big. ❞

❝ Live starfish? That’s what you wear for earrings? ❞

❝ No. I mean, they literally give me compliments. In my ear. They talk to me. ❞

❝ Starfish are notorious suck-ups. They love to give compliments. ❞

❝ But it’s nice when you need a little boost. ❞

❝ Don’t worry about it. I’ll get you a ride. ❞

❝ Don’t you just love, love? ❞

❝ It’s just…you’re so sure of yourself. ❞

❝ I don’t think they would’ve wanted you to be afraid of life. I think they would’ve wanted you to be friends with it. ❞

❝ Smart, yes, like tuna! ❞

❝ I’ve got some advice. You need to seperate fantasy from realty. ❞

❝ I’ve got some advice for you two. Put on a dry shirt. ❞

❝ I can’t believe I was so stupid! ❞

❝ He obviously doesn’t like me at all! ❞

❝ Bull Shark! ❞

❝ Forget it. I’m going home. ❞

❝ Why not? I’m never going to see him again. ❞

❝ And you know what? He doesn’t care. ❞

❝ I’m just going to go home. This was all for nothing. ❞

❝ It was not for nothing. It was for love. ❞

❝ You know what I think of love? ❞

❝ Love stinks. No wonder we don’t have it back home. ❞

❝ It’s the closest thing we have to magic. ❞

❝ What’s happening to me? I’m leaking! ❞

❝ I’m leaking saltwater. I’m falling apart. ❞

❝ I guess you wouldn’t have them, living underwater. ❞

❝ Next you’re going to tell me water shoots out of your nose when your happy. ❞

❝ Jeez, relax. What’s the big drama? ❞

❝ Take a joke? What’s a matter with you? She’s scared. ❞

❝ She was trying to get attention. Hello! ❞

❝ I found two new men to love. Their names are Ben & Jerry. ❞

❝ That…that barnacle! ❞

❝ Guess who’s got a date to the Last Splash. Me! ❞

❝ Come on people! You can win a date with me! ❞

❝ Oh, I think I feel seasick. But in a good way. ❞

❝ Just be yourself. Minus the tail. ❞

❝ So what do you say we grab something to eat? ❞

❝ Yes. I’m good at that. ❞

❝ Um…is that good? ❞

❝ Yes. It’s very calming. ❞

❝ So, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? ❞

❝ Well, I’ve been to lots of places. ❞

❝ But I’ve learned it’s not where you are, it’s who you’re with. ❞

❝ You always so sure of everything? ❞

❝ Well, some of us are only human. ❞

❝ Oh, I love this song. You want to dance? ❞

❝ You ever spend any time in the water? ❞

❝ Back off! Don’t make a bigger fool of yourself than you already have. ❞

❝ I think I like dancing with you better than anything I’ve ever done on feet. ❞

❝ Uh-oh. I have to go. ❞

❝ I want to spend more time with you. What can I say to make you stay? ❞

❝ You can tell me how that makes you feel. ❞

❝ She lives in a water tower. Freak city. ❞

❝ Um, could you put away the negativity, sort of like you put away all those corn dogs at the street fair? ❞

❝ If anyone comes…honk. ❞

❝ Is someone there? ❞

❝ She’s a… She’s a… ❞

❝ Has grilling burgers fried your brain, or do you grill burgers all day because you have no brain? ❞

❝ She’s a mermaid. She has, she has scales and everything. She has a big, fat tail.❞

❝ That’s why she lives in the water tower. ❞

❝ There’s no mermaid. ❞

❝ Why are you looking at me like that when there’s a mermaid in the water tower, you guys? ❞

❝ Do you have any idea how far I had to walk?! ❞

❝ I think she’s trapped up there. ❞

❝ Will you take care of Moby for me? ❞

❝ Maybe we should think about the wish. ❞

❝ We asked for a miracle, and we got it. ❞

❝ Like what? Like a new best friend? ❞

❝ A new person to tell everything to? ❞

❝ You mean me, don’t you? ❞

❝ I mean I’m not your mom. ❞

❝ You act like I need you all the time when…the truth is you’re so mad at the world that nobody but me even wants to talk to you. ❞

❝ How do you figure that I’m your only friend? ❞

❝ I just did what any good citizen would have done. ❞

❝ She’s probably still hiding under the water. ❞

❝ You know why? Because she’s a mermaid. ❞

❝ You’re a long way from home, aren’t you? ❞

❝ You know, when you help a mermaid, you get a wish. ❞

❝ I,um…thought about you all night. ❞

❝ The last couple of days have been…amazing. ❞

❝ Do you love me? ❞

❝ I mean…we’ve had one date. ❞

❝ But…you don’t love me. ❞

❝ Hey…are you crying? ❞

❝ Yes. Apparently it’s something I do. ❞

❝ Just stay calm! Don’t fight the current. I’ll be right there! ❞

❝ He still chooses her over me? She’s a fish! ❞

❝ We can’t just let her go. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you two. It’s not safe out here. The storm’s too strong. ❞

❝ He can’t just take you away. ❞

❝ Yes, he can. That was our deal. ❞

❝ Take our wish…and you can stay here. ❞

❝ Yeah, take it. And you can call off your wedding. ❞

❝ My father was right. I couldn’t prove love exists. ❞

❝ What more could you do for me? ❞

❝ You jumped in the water to save me. ❞

❝ Why would you do that for me? ❞

❝ I didn’t know you leak when you’re happy, too. ❞

❝ I guess you get a wish after all. Any requests? ❞

❝ I have a family out there that needs me. ❞

❝ I belong in the ocean…most of the time. ❞

❝ I’d circle the world for you two. ❞

❝ Someone’s got to go back and return all those wedding gifts. ❞

❝ You can always call me on my shell. ❞

❝ Starfish may be big suck-ups…but they never lie. ❞

❝ Keep in touch, fish-butt. ❞

❝ It’s good to have friends with fins. ❞

❝ Um, they didn’t exactly cover this in lifeguard training. ❞

❝ S-surprised definitely and confused about a couple of things. ❞

❝ Like…for one, the fact that you have a tail. ❞

❝ Are you…planning to surface any time soon? ❞

❝ I’m not sure how to ask a mermaid out, but I’d like to see you again. If that’s allowed or even possible. ❞

❝ Well, I have to swim back for a bit… ❞

❝ Would you mind waiting a little while? ❞

#Aquamarine #Aquamarine Sentence Starter #sentence starter meme #rp meme #rp memes

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pyropikmin500 · 1 year

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More silly incorrect quotes!

King K. Rool, admiring a sleeping Liz: You’re so cute.

Liz, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

King K. Rool, lovingly: I know.

King K. Rool & Liz:*Playing video games*

General Klump: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

King K. Rool: *silence*

Liz: *silence*

General Klump, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

King K. Rool & Liz in shame: Yeah...

General Klump: King K. Rool, I am questioning your sanity...

Liz: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

General Klump: Ooh, somebody has a crush

King K. Rool: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Liz I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

King K. Rool, very much awake: Uh oh.

Liz, watching General Klump and Krusha fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

King K. Rool, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Liz: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

General Klump: King K. Rool.

Krusha: King K. Rool.

King K. Rool: Me.

King K. Rool: Bye Liz! Bye Rebecca! Bye Krusha! Bye Vivian! Bye Liz!

General Klump: You said ‘bye Liz’ twice.

King K. Rool: I like Liz.

General Klump: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Krusha: That naptime was a punishment.

General Klump: Krusha, what are you doing?

Krusha: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

General Klump: You could always take it out and count it.

Krusha: Where’s the fun in that?

General Klump: You're pathetic!

Krusha: You're pathetic-er!

King K. Rool: You're both losers.

General Klump: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Krusha: Bet you I can!

King K. Rool: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

King K. Rool: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

General Klump: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Krusha, deer!"

King K. Rool: ...And what did Krusha do?

General Klump: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

King K. Rool: Alright, listen up you little shits.

King K. Rool: Not you Liz. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

King K. Rool: Liz... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Liz: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

King K. Rool: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Liz: We all have our demons.

Liz, grabbing King K. Rool: This one’s mine.

Liz: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

King K. Rool: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

General Klump, grinning: Before you were what?

King K. Rool: Before I was-

General Klump: What?

King K. Rool: Before I was inter-

General Klump: Before you were interrupted?

King K. Rool: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

General Klump: What?

King K. Rool: *makes frustrated sound*

Liz, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

General Klump, whispering to King K. Rool, who's on the phone with Liz: Ask them something!

King K. Rool: How are you feeling?

Liz: Fine.

General Klump: Something personal!

King K. Rool: At what age did you first get your period?

Liz: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

King K. Rool: Um...Neat.

*later*

King K. Rool, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," General Klump. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

General Klump, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, King K. Rool. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Krusha confessed their love for me?

King K. Rool: Didn't you thank them?

General Klump: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

King K. Rool: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Liz doesn't take me seriously enough.

Krusha: "Sometimes"?

General Klump: "Enough"?

King K. Rool:

General Klump: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

Krusha: THEY COME SEASONALLY!

Krusha: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!

King K. Rool: What- Liz, are they drunk again-

Krusha: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO!

Krusha: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Liz: What does WHAT mean?

General Klump, who is the only one who knows what Krusha is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-

King K. Rool: WHAT THE FUCK DID undefined FIND IN THE BATHROOM?

Krusha: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-

Krusha: IN L.A.

Krusha: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!

King K. Rool and Liz: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE undefined-

King K. Rool: Your smile? It makes my day.

Liz: Your happiness? I live for that.

General Klump: A room? Get one.

Krusha: Hotel? Trivago.

Liz: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.

King K. Rool: Fucking Krusha and General Klump were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

General Klump: Where's King K. Rool?

Krusha: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Krusha, shouting: Liz sucks!

King K. Rool, distantly: Liz is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Krusha: Found them.

#king k. rool #oc #donkey kong country #general klump #krusha #incorrect quotes

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Table of Contents

FNaF: The Musical

Night 1

Night 2

Night 3

Night 4

Night 5

Aftermath

Sister Location: Blood and Tears

Pizzaria Simulator: Ground Zero

Web of Lies

-x-

Normal lettering is talking.

Italics is singing.

[Underlined brackets are actions, scene descriptions, or auditory/visual effects.]

---xxx---

FNAF: The Musical

Night 1

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[Mark sits down in the night guard’s office and the phone begins to ring.]

Phone Guy: [offscreen] Uh, hello? Hello hello?

Phone Guy: [offscreen] Hi, I’m Phone Guy, pleasure to meet you! I’d like to leave a few quick words. Freddy’s friends can be a bit... active.

Phone Guy: [offscreen, overlapped with Mark] Don’t be afraid though, they’d just like to say hi.

Mark: [overlapped with Phone Guy] Blah, blah, blah. That’s completely absurd.

[Main stage, where Chica, Bonnie, and Freddy are.]

Chica: Bonnie, Freddy, time to get ready!

Freddy: Midnight already?

Bonnie: Time to play!

Freddy: Hey, I heard they hired a new guy.

Bonnie: And it’s his first day!

[Back to Mark in the office.]

Mark: I’ll try out all the cameras to see what they do. Let’s check the animatronics- did one of them just move?! Don’t be dumb! That’s insane! Look, they’re standing all the same. Except for one, could it be? Bonnie’s staring right at me.

[Mark’s view of the stage glitches out and turns to static. Bonnie has bumped the camera down. He puts it back up and Mark’s view becomes clear again, right when Bonnie is directly in front of the camera.]

Mark: [screams]

[Camera switches back to the animatronics.]

Bonnie: What’s that sound?

Chica: It seems to be screaming!

Freddy: Everything’s seeming slightly strange...

Bonnie: Let’s say hi! He seems a bit jumpy.

[Mark is frantically clicking the laptop.]

Mark: How do these cameras change?!

[Mark changes the camera on the laptop and sees the animatronics heading towards the office.]

Mark: They’re heading here just to eat me, like juicy flesh-fruit! Or maybe they’ll all stuff me... inside a Fazbear suit!

[Mark jumps up and triggers the doors and lights]

Mark: Seal the doors! Hit the lights!

Freddy: Hey, new guy, are you alright?

Mark: Stay away! Leave me be!

Freddy: Don’t be scared, it’s only me!

Chica: Maybe we should leave him a note!

[A piece of paper slides under the door and Mark picks it up. It’s a childish drawing of Freddy and “IT’S ME” with a backward S is written on the top in big lettering. It’s all done in red crayon. Kazoo plays in the background.]

Mark: [screams]

Chica: Oh no, it sounds like he’s in trouble!

[Chica goes to pirate’s cove.]

Chica: Foxy, are you there?

Foxy: [questioning pirate noises] [Translation: Yes, I am here. I was going over a few notes about the state of the South Korean military, and their potential responses to a re-engagement of the Korean War.]

Chica: The new guy’s trapped inside!

Foxy: [affirmative pirate noises] [Translation: k]

[Foxy and Chica head back to the office, and Foxy starts breaking down the door. In the office, Mark is hiding behind the chair.]

Mark: They’re breaking down the door!

Chica: He sounds so terrified!

Freddy: Hold on! Foxy’s come to get you!

[Clattering noises come from the vent. Mark looks around at the ceiling.]

Mark: Is that something in the vent?!

[Mark gets up.]

Mark: Why’s it smell like blood and mucus? Bonnie: That’s our natural scent! Freddy: [offended] Hey!

Mark: I need a disguise to hide in! A mask or a head!

[Mark forcefully peels a strip of duct tape. The expression on his face is one of manic glee.]

Freddy: Hey, Chica, check the kitchen. I think that camera’s dead!

[Mark is wearing a flat paper mask resembling Mangle. The lips and eyelids are exaggerated but it appears well-made. He’s wearing his glasses over the mask.]

[The vent rattles.]

Mark: Don’t blink.

[More vent rattling, faint pirate noises come from it.]

Mark: Don’t breathe.

[The vent is still rattling. The pirate sounds are getting closer.]

Mark: Don’t move. Please, Foxy, leave...

[Foxy breaks the vent down. “Baby I Love You” plays while Foxy wolf-whistles in pirate noises at the Mangle mask. The camera pans down over the mask. Foxy falls out of the vent and gets closer to Mark. A sudden crash is heard from off-screen. The laptop shows static on the kitchen camera and the text, “AUDIO ONLY”]

Chica: [offscreen] Oops... you were right, Freddy! The kitchen camera’s dead! ...Now...

[Mark suddenly grabs Foxy and puts him back in the vent, sealing them afterward.]

Freddy: What’s he doing?

Bonnie: Sealing the air vents!

Freddy: New guy, don’t! You need fresh air!

[Mark throws off the mask and sways back and forth.]

Mark: Wow, I’m feeling kinda loopy, at least I don’t feel-

[Mark sees a hallucination of the Giant Crazy Snake. He jumps and stumbles backward.]

Mark: SCARED!

[An alarm goes off and the laptop shows a warning sign with the text, “Music Box Ending”]

Bonnie: Oh no!

Chica: New guy forgot to wind the music box!

Mark: [Looks at the laptop with confusion] Huh? What the heck do I need a music box for?

[The Puppet dangles down from the ceiling right next to Mark.]

Freddy: [offscreen] To keep the Puppet sleeping!

Mark: [screams]

[The laptop shows the text, “Power left: 4%” with the percentage slowly draining.]

Chica: New guy’s using too much power!

Bonnie: New guy, open the door! You’re gonna blow a fuse!

[Mark is throwing papers at the Puppet while cowering in the corner under the desk. He is crying loudly.]

Mark: [while sobbing] Get this thing away from me!

[The laptop shows the text, “Power: 1%” for a second before it turns off and the power goes out.]

Mark: [screams]

Freddy: Oh, he must be scared of the dark!

Chica: Maybe he’ll cheer up if you sing him your song!

Mark: [crying] I wanna go home...

[A light clicks on in the dark behind Mark, revealing Freddy.]

Freddy: Hi there, I’m Freddy! Wanna come and play?

[Mark peeks out from the desk but quickly goes back under when he sees Freddy.]

Freddy: I think you’re special in your own way! I’d love to sing a song with you! It’s my favorite thing to do, ‘cause I love you through and through.

[Mark is shaking his head and mouthing “no” while looking at Freddy from behind the desk.]

Mark: [offscreen] Your singing sucks!

Bonnie: Wow, tough crowd.

Freddy: It’s not working! Come on, guys! Everybody sing along!

[The animatronics surround Mark as Foxy makes pirate noises along to the tune.]

Freddy, Chica, Bonnie: Come play with Freddy! Play the night away! All Freddy’s friends have come here to say: We’d love to sing a song with you! It’s our favorite thing to do! ‘Cause we love you through and through!

[There’s a crack of thunder and the animatronics go away. A person wearing a purple hoodie and purple gloves puts his hand on Mark’s shoulder.]

Mark: [while crying] Purple guy!

[The person flips his hood off and the lights come on.]

AJ: [in a friendly tone] AJ! I’m AJ.

Mark: Are you here to kill me?

AJ: ...No, I’m here for the morning shift.

Mark: Morning shift?

[The laptop displays the text, “6 AM” and a digital bell rings.]

Mark: It’s 6 AM! I-I lived! I lived!

[Mark hugs AJ. AJ looks awkward.]

AJ: Yep... yep, you did... by the way, how are you getting so many hours? You’re scheduled four more nights this week.

Mark: ...What?

Night 2

Mark’s House

[Mark is lying in bed and the alarm clock next to him reads, “8:01”. He gets up and opens the closet, throwing various weapons into a duffel bag.]

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[Mark walks into the office and throws the bag down.]

Mark: Something here seems foul... something here just reeks of blood and suffering. Could it be these halls are echoing... of death. We’ll see.

[Mark opens the bag and takes out an AK-47.]

Mark: In all my dreams, I see...

[Freddy is hiding behind the desk while watching Mark. He mutters “Oh no...” and goes back outside.]

Mark: ...a maze of halls with bloody walls and countless scrawls reminding me, “IT’S ME”.

[Mark takes a machete and threatens a drawing of Freddy, then rips it off of the wall.]

Mark: Don’t play these games, you’ve lost your fright! I’m armed with more than a light...

[Mark cocks the gun and kicks the office chair back.]

Mark: And I’m surviving five nights!

[Mark pokes a wall of balloons with his gun, unaware Chica is hiding in them. She cries and goes back outside.]

Mark: No phones, no screens, no more. Just you and me, a gun or three, and nothing else between me and this door!

[Mark threatens the open door while Bonnie hides in the corner. Bonnies makes a weird and vaguely scared noise and goes back outside.]

Mark: You bring the fur... I’ll bring the fight! Hey, Foxy! Come get a bite! ‘Cause I’m surviving five nights! (ICONIC!)

[A man is sweeping right outside the door for a second before Mark shoots him. He immediately falls to the ground, apparently dead.]

Mark: [confused] You’re not Foxy.

[Mark is arrested and brought outside.]

Mark: No, no, no. You don’t get it, You don’t get it! There are animatronics, they’re children that were stuffed into animal suits and they’re trying to kill everybody- [indistinguishable over two police officers saying “Come on!” and “Uh-huh” respectively]

[Mark is led to the police car.]

Chica: We lose more security guards this way! [cries]

[A police siren goes off. The police officers come back to the car from somewhere. They both have donuts. The police car’s door is unlocked and open.]

Cop 1: ...We forgot to lock the perp in again.

Cop 2: Ah, the chief’s gonna have our badges for this one.

Cop 1: I won’t tell if you don’t.

Mark’s House

[Mark rushes inside. He goes to the bathroom and dyes the top of his hair a bright red-orange.]

Night 3

Nate’s Apartment

[A phone is ringing. Nate walks in holding mail. Nate sits down and a beep comes from the phone.]

Phone Guy: [offscreen] Uh, hello? Oh, uh, hey. I know we haven’t spoken in a while but there’s been a...a... firearms-related accident here at Freddy Fazbear’s and we’re currently without a security guard for the night shift.

[While Phone Guy is still talking, Nate opens the mail to see in large red lettering, “PAYMENT DUE: $925.00”]

Phone Guy: [offscreen] I know it’s not much, but I can get you a check on Friday. The thing is, we need someone tonight, because... uh, well... the shift starts at 12-

[Nate picks up the phone.]

Phone Guy: [offscreen] Oh! Uh, hello?

Nate: Is the uniform still the same?

[Cut to after the phone call. Nate opens the closet, grabs the security uniform, puts on glasses, and goes to Freddy’s.]

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[Nate enters the office and takes off his hat.]

Nate: It’s been seven years since I worked at this place, a part of my life I much regret. Saw kids burst in tears, a bear start eating a face. I tried to move on and just forget...

Nate: ...but YouTube ad rev isn’t all that great. So...

Chica: Hey! Where’s Bonnie?

Freddy: I haven’t seen him!

[Freddy and Chica call out Bonnie’s name and walk around. They find him in another room next to a box sealed with duct tape.]

Bonnie: What could this be? It wasn’t here before - it’s bigger than me!

Chica: Maybe it’s a big box!

Freddy: Obviously... It's full of party favors!

Bonnie: Pickles!

Chica: Ponies!

Freddy: Pizza!

Bonnie: [enthusiastically] The Pox!

[Freddy and Chica look at Bonnie weirdly.]

Bonnie: ...What?

[Nate is falling asleep on his desk.]

Nate: Falling asleep... until a phone starts ringing, six inches deep, beneath the mess on my desk!

[Nate absentmindedly puts his hand on the upper counter of the desk, and accidentally squishes his hand into a cupcake, getting frosting on his hand.]

Nate: [disgusted] Why would they keep a rotten cupcake up here? Creepy and grotesque...

[Back to the animatronics and the crate.]

Chica: Maybe we shouldn’t touch it...

Bonnie: Why not? It’s just a shady crate!

Chica: It could be corrosive!

Freddy: Or even explosive!

Freddy/Chica: [at the same time] And nobody knows if it’s not safe!

Bonnie: Fine, okay! Just give me a minute.

[Freddy and Chica go to the other room while Bonnie goes back to the box.]

Bonnie: I’ll wrap it back up and-

[Bonnie goes back to the crate to find the box ripped open.]

Bonnie: Uh oh.

[Bonnie looks around for a second before a green blur pushes him to the ground and the screen goes static. Nate is in his office looking at the static camera while tapping the side of the laptop.]

Nate: Camera’s gone dead... and now I’m wondering if it’s all in my head...

Unseen voices: [multiple overlapping] Yes, it’s all in your head!

[Nate looks around wildly. Chica and Freddy go back to where Bonnie and the box were.]

Chica: Bonnie, you said it’d only take a minute-

Freddy: Maybe it took him instead!

Chica: What should we do? I’m good at panicked screeching!

Freddy: Let’s look for clues, Bonnie’s got to be near! Chica, would you-

Chica: [panickedly screeches] Oh, sorry.

Freddy: -go look inside the kitchen?

Chica: On it!

[Chica leaves.]

Freddy: [to himself] How could he just disappear...?

[Nate is looking at the laptop and tapping the side of it.]

Nate: Where’s she going? Screen’s not showing, could’ve sworn that camera was fixed...

[A green blur tackles Chica before the screen goes to static. Freddy goes to Pirate’s Cove.]

Freddy: Foxy, can you help me? I need you, please, to tell me where Bonnie is before it turns six!

[Nate sees Bonnie tied up and gagged in the closet on the laptop. Springtrap reveals himself and Freddy screams. Springtrap starts to chase Freddy.]

Nate: Why’s Bonnie here? And why’s he tied up? What’s that sound in my ear?

Chica: [offscreen] It’s ‘cause the music box stopped!

[Nate sees Chica pop out of the music box on the laptop.]

Nate: Chica?

Chica: Oh dear! Watch out! He’s coming for you!

Nate: Good thing this door can be locked!

[Nate stands up and pushes the door button. The door doesn’t work. He clicks it a few more times.]

Nate: That’s weird... usually that only happens when-

[Springtrap bursts out and tackles Nate to the ground.]

Nate: [screams]

[Nate crawls backward while Springtrap advances.]

Nate: No! NO! NO! PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! I HAVEN’T EVEN CAUGHT UP ON STEVEN UNIVERSE YET! NO-

[Freddy appears with a superhero outfit on. It’s a gold, shiny, sleeveless top with a large purple “F” on it, as well as a gold bandanna on his head with eyeholes cut out.]

Freddy: Don’t worry! I’LL SAVE YOU!!!

[Nate has his eyes squeezed shut.]

Nate: You’ve gotta be kidding me...

[Freddy slowly soars toward Springtrap in a Superman pose. Just before he reaches him, Springtrap knocks him aside and over the desk, out of sight.]

Freddy: [offscreen] I changed my mind! RUN AWAAAAAY!

[Springtrap continues advancing on Nate.]

Nate: Got nowhere to run and I’ve got no place to hide! Got no chance to fight or even pray!

Chica: He’s got to be stopped!

[Freddy hauls himself onto the desk, now out of costume.]

Freddy: He’s too destructive to live!

Bonnie: [muffled, illegible] Watch out for the fan!

Chica: ...what did he say?

Freddy: He said, “Watch out for the fan!”

[Springtrap is bending Nate over the desk so his face is close to the uncovered metal fan.]

Nate: A little help would be great! My face is about to be fileted!

Freddy: Look! The Puppet is here to send him back to the crate!

[The Puppet dangles down from the ceiling and tackles Springtrap, allowing Nate to get away.]

Nate: Watch out for your strings!

[The Puppet gets caught in the fan’s blades and gets torn apart. His parts are scattered across the room.]

Nate: Ooh. Too late.

[Foxy pops out of the vent. The vent cover hits Springtrap, knocking him out. Bonnie, still tied up in the closet, falls over while wiggling and rolling around.]

Bonnie: [muffled yelling]

[Nate sighs and sits back down in the chair. Bonnie’s yelling can be heard over the laptop.]

Nate: You really can’t go one night without popping out of something, can you?

Foxy: [pirate noises] [Translation: I hid in there when Springtrap tried to stuff me in a Freddy Fazbear suit.]

Chica: He says he hid in there when Springtrap tried to stuff him in a Freddy Fazbear suit.

Nate: Aw, that’s horrible.

Freddy: [offended] Hey!

Nate: Speaking of horrible... what do we do about this?

[Nate kicks Springtrap with his foot.]

Chica: The Puppet was the only one who could defend us

[Bonnie comes in through the door on the floor, clearly struggling. Nobody acknowledges him.]

Freddy: And now with him gone, there’s no one to stop Springtrap.

Bonnie: [slightly muffled] Well I know a guy.

[Each of the animatronics turn toward Bonnie in shock. Nate leans forward on the chair.]

Nate: Where does he live?

Night 4

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[AJ quickly walks into Freddy’s, stumbling and almost dropping his cup.]

AJ: Sorry I’m late. Traffic was a-

[AJ sees the office empty. The chair is still knocked over and the vent covering is on the floor. AJ picks it up and looks around.]

Mark’s House

[Mark is lying in bed, asleep. He twists and turns as he sees flashes of memories from his time at Freddy’s. First is Freddy laughing in eerie lighting, then Foxy growling while Mark wears the Mangle mask, then he hears glass shattering and a car screeching, then, finally, him shooting the sweeping person. His physical movements get more violent as the nightmares continue.]

Nate’s Car

[Nate is in his car with the other animatronics. Nate is driving, Foxy is in the passenger seat, and the rest are in the back seats. Nate is holding his cellphone up to his ear while it’s dialing.]

Bonnie: Maybe nobody’s home.

Nate: [looks back at Bonnie] It’s Freddy Fazbear’s. We literally pay somebody to be there.

Foxy: [alarmed pirate noises]

[The car swerves as a truck horn blares from offscreen. Nate turns his focus back to the wheel and everybody screams.]

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[AJ is in the office, sweeping while listening and singing along to “Baby I Love You” badly. There’s a beeping noise and AJ looks around for a moment before pressing his finger to the earpiece he’s wearing.]

AJ: Yello? It’s Purple Guy.

Nate: Hey, it’s Nate. I’m, uh... I’m gonna be a little late to my shift, but, uh, don’t worry. I’ll be there as soon as I can.

AJ: Sounds good. Oh, hey, by the way, did you see any of the animatronics lately? I couldn’t find any of them today.

Nate: [badly lying] Uh... no. That’s- that’s weird.

Chica: Super weird.

Bonnie: Maybe they left in a car and went to go find somebody!

Freddy: Shhh! You guys are gonna blow our cover!

AJ: [adjusts his earpiece] Sorry, did you say something?

Nate: No, nothing at all.

Bonnie: Why?

Chica: Are you hearing voices?

Bonnie: Maybe the restaurant is haunted!

Chica: And the souls of the undead children keep talking to you!

Freddy: [shaking violently] OH, WOULD YOU SHUT UP??

Nate: [turns away from the phone to shush them, then turns back] Hey, I, uh. I meant to ask... if you see something green tied up in the closet... could you, uh... not mention it to anyone?

AJ: You mean this old thing? [AJ turns around and comes face to face with a deactivated Springtrap. Nate looks alarmed.]

AJ: I found it earlier when I was looking for the others. He kinda smells, doesn’t he?

Nate: You should really not touch that.

AJ: Nah, it’s fine. Looks like someone burnt out its wiring almost a decade ago.

Nate: Yeah, I know. That’s what’s scaring me.

AJ: Well, I should probably get back to cleaning up. This place just keeps getting crappier every single night.

Nate: Alright, just, uh... just make sure you’re out of the building by midnight.

AJ: Copy that, boss.

[AJ hangs up and leans back in the chair.]

AJ: [to himself] On the other hand... a little overtime never killed anyone.

Mark’s House

[Nate pulls up in Mark’s driveway.]

Bonnie: Okay, this is the place!

Freddy: What about Springtrap back at the office?

Chica: What if he escapes out into the streets?

Nate: Look, you guys focus on getting inside. I’ll handle Springtrap.

[Nate opens his laptop and puts it on his lap. He opens a program titled, “bb.exe” and launches it. Back at Freddy’s, a small robot on wheels modeled after Balloon Boy rolls out from under the desk. It has a bright flashlight in one hand and a small red balloon on a stick in the other.]

BB: Hi!

Nate: Okay, buddy. Let’s keep him distracted.

[BB rolls out into the hallways of Freddy’s.]

[Mark is asleep on his bed before a sudden crash from outside his room wakes him up. He startles and yells. He gets up and shines a flashlight into the hallway. He doesn’t see anything until Foxy suddenly pops up in front of him. He screams and stumbles back. He hits Foxy with the flashlight and runs away]

Chica: Foxy! Are you okay?

[Nate sees Springtrap through the camera in BB.]

Nate: [to himself, quietly] There you are. Would you kindly follow me?

BB: Hello! [laughs]

[Springtrap growls and starts chasing BB, who rolls in the other direction.]

[Mark hides around the corner.]

[While Nate is singing, it shows Springtrap chasing BB in various places around Freddy’s. While Mark is singing, it shows him in his house.]

Mark: Is it true? Are they back? Am I going mad?

Nate: One mistake’s all it takes and this may go bad!

Mark: No one’s there!

Nate: No one’s there!

Mark: No one’s-

Freddy: -is somebody there?

Nate: Four more hours left for me to stall!

Mark: Why’s that furbag sneaking down the hall?

[Freddy is walking down the hall, unknowingly going toward Mark, who’s still hiding around the corner. He is not sneaking in any meaning of the word.]

Nate: No one’s there!

Mark: Someone’s there!

[Mark shines his flashlight into a room.]

Mark: [overlapping with Nate] Wish I could say no one’s there!

Nate: [overlapping with Mark] Wish I could say someone’s there!

[Chica pops up in front of Mark.]

Chica: Hi there!

[Mark screams and slams the door closed.]

Chica: [sarcastically] Okay, good talk.

Nate: I’ll fill the void with noise! Just focus on me!

Mark: Something’s breathing out beyond the door!

Bonnie: Hey, it’s me, I swear we’ve met before!

Mark: [very strongly] I don’t care!

Nate: No one’s there!

Chica: Where’d Foxy go?

Freddy: He’s in there! [points toward Mark’s room]

Nate: Hurry, guys, I think I’m losing ground!

[Springtrap is slowly gaining on BB.]

Mark: [slowly walks toward the closet] Why’s my closet making pirate sounds?

[Mark opens the closet to reveal Foxy, who makes a pirate noise. Mark screams and jumps back. Chica opens the door.]

Chica: Please come save us!

[Mark stumbles back and falls on the bed. Freddy pops out from behind it, scaring Mark more.]

Freddy: Springtrap’s gone insane!

Foxy: [pirate noises]

Bonnie: Does this help explain?

[Bonnie shows Mark a childish drawing of a hand-puppet Springtrap standing over a dead nightguard who has X’s for eyes, a pool of blood under them, and a knife in their back. Mark jumps back, grabs a knife, and holds it to Freddy’s throat.]

Mark: Stay back!

Bonnie: Huh, I guess it didn’t.

[Springtrap corners BB. Nate turns away in time but Springtrap catches up to BB and knocks off its antenna connecting it to Nate.]

Nate: That’s not good.

[BB slows to a stop and its lights turn off. Nate is frantically tapping the laptop.]

Nate: No! No! No, no no! Come on! Come on!

Freddy: [fearing for his life] Maybe we should just calm down and sing a special song together.

Mark: SHUT UP, BEAR!

Bonnie: Okay, take it easy.

Chica: Can you please put down the knife?

Mark: Don’t come any closer! I-I’ll carve out his stuffing and I-I’ll wear his skin like a suit!

Bonnie: Well now he’s just being ridiculous.

[Springtrap walks around BB so he’s in front of its camera. The camera is glitching out but Nate can still see what’s happening.]

Nate: Oh, please! Get up!

[Springtrap starts to viciously tear apart BB while growling and snarling. BB’s camera eventually turns to full static. Nate looks horrified.]

Mark: You’re not taking me alive!

Bonnie: Uh, we aren’t taking you at all!

Chica: We aren’t here to hurt you!

Mark: Get away from me! I’ll do it! I swear!

Foxy: [pirate noises]

Freddy: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! [screams]

Nate: I’d be careful with that knife.

[Mark points the knife at Nate, who’s casually standing in the doorway.]

Nate: As Freddy Fazbear... he holds a special place in the hearts of children, so... you should show him a little respect.

Mark: You have the night shift? Are you with [utter fury] THEM?

Nate: [sarcastically] No, I’m the uber driver for a bunch of puppets.

Mark: What do you want?

[Freddy wiggles away from Mark.]

Chica: Your help!

Freddy: THERE’S A KILLER ANIMATRONIC ON THE LOOSE AT FREDDY FAZBEAR’S!

Nate: We’d go to the police, but they’d probably think we’re crazy.

Bonnie: [leans on Mark’s shoulder] Sound familiar?

[Mark walks over to the center of the room so he isn’t surrounded by the animatronics.]

Mark: Okay, wait, hold on a second. Even if I was to believe that you talking robots didn’t want to kill me, and even if I was willing to go back to Freddy Fazbear’s- which I’m NOT -what do I get out of this? Psychological damage? A horrible, gruesome death? 25 years to life with a cellmate named BUFFALO FRICKIN’ BILL??

Foxy: [disgusted pirate noises]

Nate: Well, I don’t know. Proving you didn’t lie to the police would be pretty cool.

Mark: ...Fine.

Freddy: Hooray!

[All of the animatronics hug Mark. Mark holds the knife up.]

Mark: Don’t touch me.

[All of the animatronics back off.]

[Mark, Nate, and the animatronics get in Nate’s car and drive off.]

Nate: Freddy’s opens in a few hours. We should lay low until everyone leaves for the night.

Bonnie: Who wants to listen to some awesome tunes?

[“Baby I Love You” starts to play. Foxy makes pirate noises along to the tune. Foxy’s music taste is bomb.]

Mark: Shut that off, or I will KILL you!

Night 5

Nate’s Apartment

[The animatronics are sleeping in a pile on Nate’s couch. They make various snoring and breathing noises. Mark is laying on the other side of the couch, while Nate is sitting on the floor next to him. They’re both trying to throw cards into a hat.]

Mark: You know, laying low is usually done quietly.

Nate: They are nocturnal.

Mark: They’re frickin’ creepy.

Nate: They’re also that.

Mark: How did you find out they were alive?

Nate: Same way you did.

Mark: With a machine gun?

Nate: [sarcastically] No, I had a bazooka.

Mark: Don’t make fun of me. I killed a guy. He was just sweeping the floor.

Nate: Actually, I heard that guy’s in stable condition.

Mark: Really? I put three rounds in his chest. That guy must have some black magic.

Nate: I’m starting to think he’s not the only one.

Mark: You got a plan?

Nate: Survive ‘till 6 AM.

Mark: I’m pretty good at that.

[Mark lands a card, the Three of Hearts, in the hat.]

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[Nate’s car pulls up to Freddy’s. Mark, Nate, and the animatronics sneak into the office. BB’s detached, cracked head is hanging from the ceiling.]

Mark: Oh... That’s new.

Nate: Well, at least Springtrap stayed distracted.

[Nate goes to the laptop and looks through the cameras.]

Nate: He’s still in the building, but, without his wiring active, I have no idea how to shut him down.

Mark: Is he actually made of springlocks?

Nate: Yeah.

Mark: Springlocks tend to fail when they get wet.

Bonnie: Let’s drown him in the toilet.

Chica: That’s a really ‘crappy’ idea!

Foxy: [exasperated pirate noises] [Translation: You idiots are annoying.]

Freddy: There has to be something better than that.

Nate: There is...

[Nate does something on the laptop.]

Nate: We all know Freddy’s isn’t exactly up to code-

Foxy: Yar. [Translation: That is true.]

Nate: -but they do keep a fire extinguisher in every main area of the building.

[Nate shows a map of Freddy’s with the main areas highlighted.]

Chica: I like where this is going.

Nate: So, if you can manage to find those, we can lure him back into the office...

Mark: [hits his fist into his palm] And hit him with everything we’ve got.

Bonnie: Where do we find them?

Nate: There should be one right here in the office, actually.

[Mark sees a glowing red spot behind an arcade machine in the office and moves it. There’s a fire-extinguisher-sized square of black/yellow striped tape, but no fire extinguisher.]

Nate: Well then, we’re gonna have to find one from somewhere else in the building.

Freddy: We can hunt them down if we know where to look.

Nate: There’s one in the main stage, one backstage, one in Pirate’s Cove, and one in the kitchen.

Mark: So... what am I here for?

Nate: To spring the trap.

[The animatronics all spread out to different places in Freddy’s. Nate and Mark stay in the office, preparing for Springtrap.]

Mark: Somewhere something’s hiding in the dark...

Nate: Somewhere Springtrap’s out there roaming free...

Freddy: Somewhere here a monster’s on the move.

Mark: [tying a rope snare] Something tells me we’re all gonna be...

Mark: [darkly] Dead!

[Foxy pops out of the vent onto the floor in front of Pirate’s Cove.]

Nate: [over the phone] Okay, it should be down near the floor on your left, Foxy.

[Foxy goes to the right.]

Nate: Your- your other left.

[Foxy goes to his other left and opens the curtain to Pirate’s Cove. He looks around, but finds nothing.]

Nate: Oh boy.

Freddy: Come on, Freddy, find it! Don’t let things get any worse!

Nate: [over the phone] There dead ahead; should be shiny and red!

[Freddy looks at the end of the hallway to where a rectangle of black/yellow tape, like the one in the office, is. There is no fire extinguisher.]

Freddy: Looks like somebody got to it first!

Bonnie: Somewhere here’s a thing I’m supposed to find.

Mark: Is he always like this?

[Nate shrugs and nods.]

Nate: [over the phone] Bonnie, turn around you dim, behind.

[Bonnie moves a few boxes out of the way.]

Bonnie: Ah, found it!

[There’s another rectangle on the wall, but it’s empty.]

Bonnie: Uh oh.

Chica: Someone help, I can’t find this alone!

[Nate taps the keyboard. The laptop shows static with the text, “CAMERA DISABLED - AUDIO ONLY” and Nate hands the phone to Mark. Freddy, Foxy, and Bonnie show up around Nate and Mark.]

Mark: Camera’s down, look sharp, you’re on your own.

Chica: Someone should really fix that...

[Chica opens a cupboard and finds a fire extinguisher in a tape rectangle.]

Chica: Aha! I think I found it!

[Chica grabs the fire extinguisher, unaware that Springtrap just sneaked up behind her.]

Chica: Fire extinguisher! Check!

[Chica notices Springtrap and screams. Nate, Mark, and the other animatronics get up and start preparing for Springtrap. Chica begins to run down the hallway towards the office with Springtrap chasing close behind her.]

Chica: I got it! He’s heading your way!

[Running into the office, Chica trips and falls. She drops the fire extinguisher, which Nate stops with his foot and picks it up. When Springtrap runs into the room, Mark pulls the rope, tying Springtrap up and suspending him in the air.]

Mark: Douse him! Now!

[Nate tries the fire extinguisher, but it fails, the nozzle comes off and the foam gets on his face.]

Nate: Well that didn’t go as planned.

[AJ comes in from behind and hits Nate with another fire extinguisher, knocking him to the ground but not rendering him unconscious.]

AJ: You can say that again.

Mark: PURPLE GUY!

AJ: AJ! [waves] I’m... not in a great mood, so... drop the rope and release my murder gremlin.

Chica: You were behind Springtrap all along?

AJ: He was just supposed to be scary, but he gets a little carried away.

Nate: [gets up] So then what was the point of all this?

Mark: Wait...

[A flashback to the end of Mark’s first night.]

AJ: How are you getting so many hours? You’re scheduled four more nights this week...

[Return to the present.]

Mark: He’s just doing this because he wants more hours!

AJ: Yeah. And I would have gotten them, too, if they hadn’t hired you schmutz to do the nightshift!

Nate: You can’t legally work that many hours!

AJ: You can’t legally let stinky animatronics bite children either.

Freddy: Hey, that was an accident.

Nate: Look, I didn’t even want this job.

Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy: Aww...

Nate: No offense.

Mark: And I’m kind of wanted for attempted murder.

AJ: So... you’re just letting me have the nightshift?

Nate: [gestures to the animatronics] As long as these guys have someone to stay up all night with.

AJ: Wow. That was a lot simpler than my plan to make you quit. I feel kind of stupid now. [tosses the fire extinguisher to the side.]

Mark: You are kind of stupid.

[Springtrap snarls at Mark.]

Mark: Woah! Just kidding... [under his breath] not really.

Bonnie: Wow, weird! Everything turned out okay.

[The phone starts to ring. After a few seconds, it beeps.]

Phone Guy: [over the phone] Uh... hello? Hello, hello? Oh, hey. Congratulations. It looks like you guys managed to survive five nights at Freddy’s. That’s... pretty awesome. Uh... unfortunately...

[Something hits one of the walls from the other side, causing a thunk sound.]

Phone Guy: That really wasn’t how I, uh, expected all of this to end.

[Something hits the wall again. The doors slam shut.]

Phone Guy: You see, I really thought you’d all turn on each other by now.

[Mark tries the door button. It doesn’t work.]

Phone Guy: But you didn’t.

[Another hit to the wall. The wall starts to protrude with every thunk.]

Phone Guy: So now I guess I have to drop by the office...

[The sound of whirring machinery starts faintly, and gets louder as a chainsaw breaks through the wall. It continues to cut and break through the wall until a man in a Freddy onesie (including head) with a chainsaw appears and steps through.]

Phone Guy: [in person] And finish the job!

[Phone Guy yanks off the head to reveal himself.]

Mark: Someone tell me what’s going on.

Phone Guy: Why, this is a crime scene! And you’re the victims. [sinister laugh]

Nate: Who are you?

Phone Guy: I’m your employer, Nate. I go by many names: Phone Guy, MatPat, Scott Cawthon... [walks closer to the group]

AJ: Is one of them “Evil Dirtbag with a Chainsaw”?

Phone Guy: [stabs AJ with the chainsaw] Why, yes, actually. [whispers] That one’s my favorite.

[Phone Guy jerks the chainsaw out of AJ and he falls to the floor.]

Mark: You’re gonna burn for this.

Phone Guy: Cool. Looks like I brought the right tool for the job then!

[Phone Guy briefly turns on the flamethrower part of his flamethrower/chainsaw hybrid and laughs maniacally.]

Freddy: [puts himself between the Phone Guy and the others] Leave them alone! This is MY restaurant!

[Phone Guy kicks Freddy and sends him flying into the wall, where he falls down to the ground.]

Chica: Freddy!

Phone Guy: Heh... you know... I should probably thank you, Mark. None of us would probably be together tonight if you had just listened to what I told you about the animatronics on the first night.

Mark: [quoting Phone Guy] “Don’t be afraid...”

Phone Guy: [puts on the Freddy head, making his voice become slightly staticky] ...They just want to say hi! [laughs]

Mark: Not all of them.

[Mark lets go of the rope, letting Springtrap down. Springtrap goes straight for Phone Guy, growling. Springtrap goes for his head and Phone Guy screams. In his panic, he turns on the flamethrower and aims it toward the ceiling, lighting the building on fire.]

Nate: We should probably override the door controls.

[Mark grabs ahold of the button casing and rips it off with his bare hand. The doors unlock.]

Nate: Or... that works.

Bonnie: Mark, come on! Hurry!

[Mark gently takes Freddy’s body in his hands and carries him out. Nate follows.]

[Phone Guy saws off Springtrap’s head, but he still keeps attacking. Springtrap viciously beats Phone Guy, who is still screaming, into the wall. Fire spreads throughout the room.]

Phone Guy: WHAT IS THIS THING?!

[Phone Guy’s screams fade out as the fire spreads in Freddy’s.]

Aftermath

Somewhere in Los Angeles

[Nate is sitting on a park bench, looking at a newspaper. The headline reads, “FREDDY FAZBEAR’S BURNS TO THE GROUND”.]

Nate: [talking into a phone] That’s a shame. Should have gone with the headline Freddy Fazburns.

Mark: [over the phone] That’s horrible. Maybe you should go write for them.

Nate: A job without haunted animatronics or chainsaw maniacs? Sounds boring.

Mark: Well, I hear Freddy’s is opening a sister location if you want to transfer.

[Nate’s phone buzzes and he looks at it.]

Nate: Oh, I’m getting another call.

Mark: Alright, I’ll talk to you later.

Nate: Yep. See ya.

Mark: Buh-bye!

[Nate hangs up Mark’s call and takes the other one.]

Nate: Hello?

Phone Guy: [over the phone] Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Oh, hey. I bet this is one call you weren’t expecting.

Nate: [looks around the park] How?

Phone Guy: It’s probably obvious now, but... I didn’t die in that fire. But when the police found me, they also found some, uh... rather incriminating footage on the security cameras. Or... what’s left of them, anyway. But the good news is, they told me I could make one phone call.

Phone Guy: [continued] So, you know, I figured I’d give you one last ring. For old time’s sake. To remind you... there’s nowhere you can go that I won’t find you. There’s no place you can hide that I won’t kill you. And I’ll think about it every night until I get out of here. And when I do-

Nate: Um, sorry. Can I- can I put you on hold for a minute?

Phone Guy: ...What? Did you hear me?

Nate: [gets up and starts walking] No, no, don’t worry. Don’t worry, it’s just really quick.

Phone Guy: [overlapping with Nate] This isn’t over yet! They can’t keep me here!

Nate: [overlapping with Phone Guy] You’re gonna love the hold music.

[Nate presses a button on his phone while Phone Guy is still talking. “Baby I Love You” starts playing]

Phone Guy: [talking over the music] They won’t! I’ll be back! I’ll get you all!

[Nate tosses his phone into a fountain and keeps walking.]

FazGames Headquarters

[Foxy is behind a receptionist’s desk. Bonnie walks by holding the same version of the newspaper Nate had. The phone starts ringing and Foxy picks it up.]

Foxy: [unintelligible pirate noises]

Caller: Uh, is this FazGames, limited?

Foxy: Yar

[Chica is sitting at a desk with a computer on it. The computer shows a drawing on paper of a messily drawn Toy Chica (?) and an orange-and-white-colored Freddy head.]

Chica: Hey, Freddy! Check out this concept art.

Freddy: Hm... could we make the head purple?

A rooftop (?) somewhere

[Mark is lounging on a beach chair. A few hotdogs are cooking on a grill beside him. He reaches to his other side, pulls out Phone Guy’s flamethrower/chainsaw, and uses it to toast the hotdogs.]

[End credits roll.]

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Ekko runs up to the bar and is greeted by Vi, Vander, Mylo and Claggor. Ekko looks uncomfortable seeing the duck tape across Mylo’s mouth. That’s gonna hurt like a bitch when it comes off.

Vi: “Hey, Ekko. My, don’t you look dashing.”

Vi gestures to Ekko’s sweater.

Ekko: “Do you like it?”

Vi: “Absolutely. Come, sit down.”

Ekko hops up on a bar stool and places the box of crayons down on the counter.

Vander pours everyone water.

Ekko: “Vi, what happened to Mylo?”

Vi smirks at him and winks. That’s all Ekko needs to understand. She’s his wingman tonight.

Ekko: “Oh. I see. Thank you. Um, do you know what’s for dinner?”

Vi: “Vander ordered our favourites from Jerichos.”

Ekko: “Aww, sweet! Thanks Vander.”

Vander: “No problem, Ekko. It’s good to see all of you happy.”

Vi: “Hey, Ekko, where’s Powder?”

Ekko: “Oh, she said she wanted to do something quickly before she came up. She told me to bring the crayons incase she wanted to colour.”

Vander turns his head as the door to the basement opens and chuckles heartedly.

Vander: “There she is. And wow, would you look at that.”

Ekko’s head turns to see Powder coming towards him. His cheeks heat up. She’s in an indigo smock dress, purple tights and black boots. Her hair is down, brushed at the top and curly at the bottom as a result of her braid.

Powder: “Hi, sorry I’m late, guys.”

Ekko is speechless. His mouth hangs open slightly but he is quick to close it out of respect. She just looks so… beautiful.

Powder: “Sorry, Ekko?”

Ekko: “Crap. I didn’t say that out loud, did I?”

Powder: “Say what?”

Ekko: “I… well, you look… your dress.”

Powder: “Oh, right. I figured since you came here all fancied up, I would level the playing field. Now we’re both dressed up.”

Vi: “You two look beautiful.”

Ekko: “Yes, you look beautiful, Powder.”

Powder: “Thank you, Ekko. So do you.”

Vi smiles and covers her mouth to hide it.

Powder: “What?”

Vi: “Oh, it’s nothing.”

Mylo goes to frantically write on his clipboard. Vi snatches his pen away and breaks it. Mylo lets out a muffled sound in protest. Vi raises a finger to her lips. Claggor snickers beside Mylo and Vander rolls his eyes.

Powder is confused. She turns to Ekko and shrugs. Ekko laughs and pats Powder on the back.

Vander comes around with everyone’s favourite meals.

Vander: “Alright, dinner is served.”

Ekko: “Uh, Vi? Are you gonna help, Mylo? Because he can’t eat with that duck tape over his mouth.”

Vi: “You know what? I think Mylo can be patient tonight and eat later.”

Vander: “No, Vi. Ekko’s right. Take that duck tape off his mouth. It’s the right thing to do.”

Vi: “Fine, but we’re taking him outside. His scream of pain would disturb the whole bar.”

Vander: “Claggor, go and help them out. I’ll keep your food warm for you.”

Claggor: “You got it. See you in a bit guys.”

Mylo, Claggor and Vi exit the bar and now it’s just Vander, Ekko and Powder.

Vander: “It seems you’ve all had quite the day.”

Ekko: “Yeah, that’s for sure.”

Powder reaches for the crayons but Ekko holds her back.

Ekko: “Hang on. Let’s eat first.”

Powder: “Whoops. I forgot we had food here.”

Ekko: “It’s okay. I’m glad you’re excited.”

Powder: “You make me excited.”

Ekko: “Thank you. You brighten my days too. As dark as Zaun may be.”

Vander: “You know, you two should dance when the live band starts playing tonight. They’re coming on in ten minutes if I’m not mistaken.”

Ekko: “Benzo said the same thing. About the band, not the me and Powder dancing part.”

Powder: “Would you want to?”

Ekko: “What do you mean?”

Powder: “Do you want to dance with me, Ekko? I mean you did save me from a ferocious evil monkey earlier. It’s the least a princess can do to reward her prince.”

Ekko: “I…”

Vander laughs and Ekko hides his face in his hands.

Ekko: “Okay. Yes, Powder. I’ll dance with you.”

A hideous scream is heard outside and everyone turns their heads towards the doors of the bar. Ekko and Powder burst into laughter, nearly falling off the bar stools.

Ekko: “Woah, woah! Careful!”

Powder: “Did you hear that?”

Ekko: “Yeah, I did! Mylo is gonna be in pain for weeks!”

Vi bursts through the door of the bar and runs up to Vander. She looks worried.

Vi: “Vander, Mylo’s bleeding!”

Vander: “Oh. I’ll be right out.”

Vander quickly grabs the first aid kit and hurries after Vi.

Powder: “Annnnd just like that, Vi’s grounded.”

The two fall back to snickering.

Ekko: “We should really eat now.”

Powder: “You’re right. And then we can dance.”

Ekko: “I like the sound of that.”

Powder: “Me too. Dig in.”

The two enjoy their food as Vander stumbles back in through the doors with a bandaged up Mylo, a grumbly Vi and a quiet Claggor.

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welcometohelck · 3 years

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#art stuff #oc #traditional art #sketches #pencil art #crayon #crayola #byte bronte #byte #they’re uh… eating crayons #art challenge #sancti #nex oc

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fangurk · 3 years

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Puppy Love (The Cullen Family x Child! Werewolf! Reader)

Key:

Y/n - Your Name

Y/h/c - Your Hair Color

Y/e/c - Your Eye Color

Y/f/c - Your Favorite Color

Y/f/f - Your Favorite Flavor

Prompt (given to me by @inrice): but could you do something along the lines of the cullens (mainly alice) takes upon the job of raising a werewolf!reader? who's a child of course.

Summary: Alice Cullen stumbles upon a very strange, very lonely child while out on a hunt and, in true Cullen fashion, decides to take them home. Nobody knows how to take care of a werewolf or a child, but when they put in a collective effort (and bring in the help of Bella) things start getting easier...

Warning: Is this kidnapping? It might be kidnapping, fluff, slightly angsty at some parts, AU because Caius is cruel, and potentially odd genderless terms of endearment.

A/n: family fic makes the brain go brrr. so like i didn't really know how to handle the whole werewolf thing because the twilight lore is so... bare... and i wanted to write more on the family parts so it's not like a real focus but it is mentioned quite a bit. I hope that's okay! /gen

Word Count: 1.2k+

Alice wasn’t able to foresee you.

She simply stumbled across you one day on a hunt, your tiny body curled up at the base of a tree. You smelled so much of dog she almost mistook you for one, and then you looked up at her with big y/e/c eyes and she knew.

Carlisle wasn’t very happy when she brought you home.

“The Volturi will have a field day with this.” He says as he repacks his doctor bag. “The child is dangerous to have around.”

“But they're all alone, Carlisle. You said it yourself, they looked like they were out there for days— and I waited there with them until nightfall, no one came…”

Her shoulders fall and she looks at the door separating them from the rest of the family.

“Oh please just let them stay, we’ll all take care of them— if anything we’re better suited for it than anyone!”

Carlisle opens his mouth to protest but is interrupted by Esme opening the door, you asleep in her arms. All of his hesitance melts away at the sight, and at the sound of your small snores.

He sighs. “Fine, the child can stay— but we have to be careful.”

Alice nearly erupts with her joy, and Carlisle tries to hide a smile.

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They give you a nice bedroom.

Rosalie, Alice, and Esme take an entire day to shop, nearly clearing out three children’s stores in the process. They build you furniture and they paint the walls a pretty shade of y/f/c; you now own more toys and clothes than a kid can possibly comprehend.

You spend the day with Emmett, the only Cullen boy who’s comfortable getting close to you, and he introduces you to the wide range of children’s cartoons. Your browsing ended with Crashbox, something that had the big man far more into it than you, but it was fun nonetheless.

“Want to see your room, Y/n?” Rosalie hums, poking her head around the corner and flashing you a dazzling smile.

The ladies let you wander around the new space, excitement brightening your features.

Emmett is still enraptured by the TV long after you’re put to bed.

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Most days are good days.

Even if two of the family members seem a little afraid of you, you’re happy. You’re fed and clothed and loved.

But then there are bad days.

You wouldn’t eat. Nothing Esme made you was satisfactory and you were too upset and overwhelmed to let anyone know what you wanted; everyone tries to comfort you, even Jasper with his powers, but none of it really seems to work.

And then Edward comes home.

He left at some point during the crying and everyone figured that he was just bailing ship like he usually does when it comes to you. But, in reality, he somehow managed to get a cohesive reading of your mind and immediately went to someone who could help him.

“I brought Bella.” He says, gesturing awkwardly at his equally awkward girlfriend when five sets of frustrated eyes land on him.

“And I brought chicken nuggets…” The brunette human raises the bag up with a smile.

Everyone watches in confusion as you perk up a bit.

“Uh, here.” Bella crosses the room and places the bag down in front of you.

You open the bag and immediately start eating, sniffling but no longer upset. Every Cullen is reeling in shock.

“Well. What do you have to say to Bella?” Alice clears her throat, giving you an encouraging smile.

“Thank you, Bella.” You mumble, mouth full of food.

“Oh- it was actually Edward’s idea.”

You turn and thank him, beaming, and he gives you a crooked smile in return.

Afterward, Edward doesn’t really avoid you anymore.

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‘Children of the Moon’ don’t pass their lycanthropy onto their offspring.

Alice doesn’t like to think about it, but sometimes the implication that someone bit and infected you consumes her mind and it makes her want to cry.

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On the days they go to school, you do too.

They figure it’s good for you to spend time with other kids your age, and it seems to be. You always come home with crazy stories of playtime adventures and smelling of paint and crayons; the teachers love you, or more so the bright little woman who picks you up from school.

“Draw your family.” The teacher encourages one day.

You draw the Cullens.

When you proudly hand it to Alice when she picks you up from school, she lifts you up in a hug. Jasper frames your little drawing and puts it up next to all of their graduation caps.

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The full moon is pretty horrific.

In order to keep everyone safe from your tiny claws, they keep you in the basement. For hours before the transformation, you just lie down there and wail-- you’re only little, it’s only fair.

Alice sits outside and talks to you the whole time, her voice wavering and her hands shaking.

She doesn’t move after the wails turn into howls, even if it would be safer to do so.

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“Does Jasper hate me?”

You’re wrapped up in bandages, sitting on the picnic blanket with your adoptive mother and eating a sandwich too big for you as her husband pretends to do something down by the water. Alice is completely blindsided. They’ve sort of explained what they are to you, and you’ve kind of filled in blank spaces to the best of your ability, but she’s still unsure how to explain Jasper’s hesitance.

She doesn’t wind up having to.

“No,” He says, sitting down next to you and wrapping an arm around your shoulders, “I don’t. I’m actually quite fond of you darlin’.”

That alone seems to satisfy you and, over time, he loosens up a bit.

Jasper seems happier than he has in a while, listening to you talk about things little kids talk about, and Alice watches fondly with a smile.

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One of them reads a story and tucks you into bed every night.

Most times it’s Alice, sometimes Jasper joins in.

Tonight is one of those nights. You’re clean and showered, dressed in a cute little pajama set, and nestled under the covers; she’s lying down next to you, Goodnight Moon open in her hands, and he’s in a chair next to the bed.

“... goodnight noises everywhere.” She finishes, smiling at your drooping eyes and lulling head.

Carefully, she unwinds herself from you and, with the help of her husband tucks the blanket under your sides. You tug your favorite stuffed animal close to your chest, y/e/c eyes closed, and a smile on your little face.

“Goodnight, y/n.” “Night, kid.” They each say, Alice bending down to kiss your head and Jasper opting to stand there and smile.

“G’night mom and dad.”

Jasper’s eyes nearly bulge out of his head and he turns to face his wife quickly.

Alice Cullen, the girl who forgot half of her life, never felt more whole than she did standing in your room, holding her mate’s hand, and turning off the light as the hushed sound of a cricket’s song filled the big house...

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#alice cullen x reader #jasper hale x reader #alice cullen imagine #jasper hale imagine #the cullens x reader #the cullens #twilight imagines #twilight saga #twilight #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #edward cullen #bella swan #carlisle cullen #esme cullen

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chipper-smol · 3 years

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Hollow Knight Telephone Round Two: Babysitter SL

Prompt: Shade (lord) is in the midst of final exams and they’re more stressed and tired than usual while babysitting. They accidentally fall asleep in the middle of a calm spell and the god babies become worried. The next time Shade comes over, all of the god babies present a gift they all made together!

By @minnesotamidian-blog

Shade barely noticed their surroundings as they entered the nursery playroom. Plastic clattered and they sighed as Radiance yelled at the top of her lungs. At least she wasn't screaming. Yet. The scene was set: Unn was still in a crib and chewing on a bar, Root was climbing slowly onto a chair. Radiance was knocking over plastic blocks as Grimm cackled away. For once, Wyrm was playing peacefully with a kick toy, batting at it with his tail. Root got onto the chair and squealed, raising her arms. "Big Root now!" The little blue-eyed godling squeaked out.

Shade picked her up, hugged her to their chest before holding her out. "Now you're a flying Root."

She screamed laughter as Shade tiredly walked her around the room before setting her down near some of her favorite toys. They made sure nobody else had claimed the chair and took a seat, bending over to pick up the fussy moth. "Ancient enemy!" Of course she bit their hand.

Shade winced and just ran a hand over her fluff. "Are you hungry for something that isn't void?" They spoke tiredly.

"Oranges!" She yelled out.

The teen sighed as he went to the mini-fridge with snacks and found some miracle of miracles! pre-peeled oranges. Shade pulled them out and put her in a high chair with one at a time so she wouldn't be tempted to throw the extras at them.

Finals were here and they were really taking it out of the gangly god. Why did they have to know stuff about inorganic chemistry? Why did they have to know about history nobody cared about? There were some fun subjects, but the finals seemed to even suck the fun out of those classes, going over notes and studying everything just in case. They'd been pulling long nights and the night before had been an all-night cram session-and they still had to come to work, they couldn't afford not to. They'd underlined all the stuff the teacher had said was important to remember and had written down stuff from the last finals about each teacher's usual tests.

It made narrowing down what to study from impossible to I'm totally toast. They groaned as they set down a calmer Radiance the opposite side of the room from Wyrm. She found toys that interested her, at least. Root wandered over to Wyrm, who was really into knocking at the kick toy and purring. Root settled nearby and burbled as she hugged and gnawed a plushie.

The teen couldn't help it. The kids were calm for once; their head started to tilt forward, eyes heavy. They were exhausted. Shade's eyes closed and their breathing deepened. At first, their toys were too interesting to notice their babysitter's state; but it didn't take long for Grimm to get bored enough to fly over and notice. "...Shade? Shade's eyes are closed." They landed and the four children not in a crib headed for the batlike godling.

"Is Shade dead?" Wyrm sounded worried.

"Don't be stupid, they're having a nap!" Radiance huffed.

Root looked up and swayed before patting Shade's leg. "Grown-ups don't have nap times." She was tearing up.

"Nuh-uh, they're having bad dreams and it's tasty!" Grimm clamored onto their lap.

The others joined, Radiance grabbing Unn to join them on the sleeping teen. Grimm rested between Shade's horns, Unn was on one shoulder, Radiance on the other, with Root and Wyrm curled up together on Shade's lap, Wyrm purring for once.

When Shade woke up, they were surprised by the weight on their body and forced themself to look down and around before moving. "Uh oh, I fell asleep… sheesh, I'm glad this place isn't a fiery disaster." They picked the godlings up. "You're not dead!" Wyrm exclaimed.

Root burst into tears and even Grimm joined in on the crying spat. Shade sighed and spent the rest of the time comforting them until meal time and settled them down. Time to go home for them all!

But the worry didn't leave the heads of the little godlings. "We should make something for Shade. If they're having nightmares, they might be sad." Radiance sighed. "But that doesn't mean I feel bad for my ancient enemy!" "What do we make?" Root twirled around, slowly turning in place until she fell onto pillows in her dizziness.

"Something of clay! I can burn it dry!" Grimm hopped around.

"But there's no clay." Unn spoke slowly, thoughtfully. "But there's crayons and paper."

"Oooh. We can make a pretty picture for Shade!" Wyrm waved his head happily. The group went for papers and each started to draw on the paper. "You're taking up too much paper!" Wyrm whined. Radiance complained in turn, pointing at the color he was using. "I want that color!"

Wyrm growled and argued back. "I had it first!"

They started rolling around over their drawings, biting and clawing. Grimm gave a solid scream that startled the two. "You ruined Shade's pretty pictures!" He yelled.

The two looked at each other and hung their heads. "...sorry." Radiance muttered. "-'m sorry." Wyrm looked away from the moth, skulking. "Start again? You can have the crayon, Radiance…"

Radiance took the crayon and they all picked up the last piece of paper. "I think this is better." Root spoke cheerfully.

It was three days later, once Shade had a solid night's sleep and finals completed that they'd returned to work. A large construction sheet of paper in grey covered in scribbles and rough names and messages was waiting for them.

Feel better soon Shade

Love you

Best babysitter

Tastiest nightmare!

Not the worst anciant ancient enemy.Shade could only feel warmth and laugh, hugging the drawing to themself. There were some days the job felt like the best thing in the world. ------------------------------- By @tomatotimes

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By @loud-whistling-yes

"No."

The kids protested louder. Shade lifted the TV remote higher up, now above their head.

"Screentime's over, I said no."

Wyrm attempted to crawl up their leg in what was a rather pathetic attempt at stealing the remote, but was promptly shaken off. Grimm tried next, flying overhead to snatch the controller. Shade ducked and grabbed him by the tail before he could send himself flying straight towards the ceiling fan for the third time that day.

"Find something else to do," Shade said as they stuffed the remote deep into their pocket, much to everyone else's dismay. "Look, as much as I'd love to shut you guys up for the whole day, you've all been staring at the TV for hours now and I don't want to get in trouble with your parents."

Louder complaints.

"No, no, no. I am not cracking this time." Shade announced as they pulled Radi, who was hissing like an angry cat, off their jeans and pulled their phone out. "You guys got me last week, never again. No more TV for you, we're doing something else before I lose my money for tonight. Google almighty, what is your suggestion."

activities to do with children

fun activities to do with children

activities to do with toddlers

what can I do with kids that isn't a major headache to deal with goddamnit

Go to the park? Shade took about half a second to consider the thought before wondering why they even thought it was possible anyways. Five kids from the deepest depths of hell, outdoors? No. No park.

Finger painting? A pain to clean up, but better than outdoors. Then they looked up from their phone and considered the idea with greater thought. Grimm's wings, Radi's legs, Unn and Wyrm's… er…. Body?.... Nevermind.

Play pretend? …. If they hear the name Hallownest one more time they might just go insane.

Hide and seek? No. No no no no no. No more hide and seek. Shade was utterly sick of hide and seek. If they had to spend another second stuffed inside the closet or trying to get Radi off the roof they'll probably quit the job right there and then.

Baking?

… That might work. Sure, cleaning up is gonna be absolute hell but it's the only thing Google suggested that they haven't tried yet without horrible results.

Shade stuffed their phone back into their pocket and made a getaway to the kitchen, everyone else following, probably still trying to get the remote back. Butter, eggs, flour, sugar, oh, even some chocolate chips…

"Well then," They declared, pulling every ingredient out of the cabinet and fridge. "We're making cookies! And no, no one is allowed to touch the oven when it's hot. If you guys behave we'll have cookies in like, an hour or something like that."

The kids watched in confusion as Shade ran around the kitchen, pulling out bowls and spoons and a bunch of other utensils while typing furiously on their phone.

Cookies recipe

Cookies recipe easy

Cookies recipe for beginners

Cookies recipe for kids

"What do you guys think about chocolate chip cookies?"

Multiple chitters of approval. "Chocolate chip cookies it is then."

Step one: sieve the flour. Oh wyrm, first step and it's already gonna go to shit.

"Okay, you guys can watch this but for the love of the holy wyrm, do not touch it." Shade measured the correct amount of flour before scooping Wrym and Unn off the floor onto the table so they could see while Radi pulled herself onto the chair. The Lady had already clinged herself onto their sweater and Grimm was doing just fine flying nearby.

“You guys get one chocolate chip each if you guys behave and don’t get flour everywhere.” Shade added. “Now, Lady, hold still and don’t move, I gotta keep my hands steady for this…”

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"Okay, chocolate chip time." Shade popped open the jar of chocolate as the kids cheered. "Actually, we’re not supposed to be eating this plain, cause it's going into the cookies. But no one actually does that so you guys get five chips each for not setting the kitchen on fire so far."

"The recipe says a cup of chocolate chips but we all know that's a lie." They added while shoving their phone back in their pocket and grabbing a handful of chips before mixing the batter together. "I'm probably not someone you should take life lessons from, but here's one thing I can guarantee you should take to heart: never follow the recipe when it comes to chocolate chips, you count that with your soul."

Final step: oven time. The oven was preheated earlier, and the only thing left was to get the cookies into the tray and into the oven. "Now, who wants to make heart-shaped cookies?"

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Three deformed stars, five mutated trees, two malformed cats, several irregular hearts, a couple handfuls of chocolate eaten straight from the jar, and one (1) perfectly round cookie later, the cookies were on the tray, in the oven, and in a surprising turn of events, no one burned themselves… yet. Shade grabbed everyone and made sure no one was in a five-meter radius within the oven before picking up all the dirty bowls and utensils. “Cookies will have to sit in there for about 15 minutes, we’ll be cleaning up in the meantime.”

“Don’t look at me like that, and no whining, if you want cookies you gotta deal with the mess afterwards. That's the payoff, unless you're a wizard who has a passion for baking. Then that's fair, I guess." They dumped all the used utensils they could find and turned on the sink. The sief, three bowls, tablespoons and teaspoons.. Oh wait.

"Radi, the big wooden spoon, please?" Shade called, sponge in their hand and bowls being thoroughly rinsed.

Radi, of course, was not willing to help, because she's basically a feral house cat that just so happened to grow more legs than the average feline. Shade sighed and moved on to finding the next helper they could find.

"Grimm, I know you're touching the oven, stop it. I'm pretty sure you're immune to fire but not everyone else and you're setting a bad example for them. Get me the spoon please."

“Lady, here’s a cloth, help me dry the bowls up. Wyrm, … i have no idea how you can help, no limbs and all but uh, could you go get Unn? I have no idea where she went. Thanks.” The last sentence was to Grimm, who flew over with the mixing spoon and dropped it into the sink while Wyrm scurried away to find Unn, wherever she’s napping at.

"Radi? Radi, I know you're right behind me, stop pretending that you can't hear me. Lady has an extra cloth with her, you're on table wiping duty."

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“See? That wasn't so bad,” Shade sent the last of the bowls back into the cupboards and closed it shut. “And the cookies are pretty much done.”

“Also, no. You may not eat the cookies the moment I pull them out of the oven. These rules also apply to Grimm because it's unfair to everyone else.. Don’t look at me like that Grimm, I know you’ll eat them all before they cool and leave us nothing.”

The cookies smelt delicious, and were left on the dining table to cool. “Now that it's cooling down, it's naptime.”

A chorus of groans and wailing.

“It’ll be ready when you guys get up. Up up up, sleep time.”

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If you’ve been anywhere near toddlers before, you’d know that getting them to nap in their bedrooms is a near-impossible situation. And Shade was not a person who deals with near-impossible situations well. So following the months old custom, Shade turned on the tv, remote miraculously not pickpocketed, collapsed onto the couch, and waited for everyone piling on them to fall asleep before moving them into their bedroom and pretending they managed to wrangle them all into bed.

And it all goes to plan, the Lady and Wyrm were sound asleep on their lap, Radi and Unn were dozing off on their shoulders, and they're pretty sure the snoring from the top of their head was coming from Grmm. Now, step 2: get everyone off them and onto the beds.

… Or maybe later. It's been a long day, and the couch is pretty comfy. Yeah, just five more minutes, nothing wrong with that…

And if the parents came home to see a cleaner-than-expected kitchen, a tray of chocolate chip cookies, and five kids snoring on top of their babysitter, also sound asleep, then that’s nobody’s business.

And if the originally completely full jar of chocolate chips was pretty much empty, then that’s no one’s business as well.

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By @astronomicartz

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By @hollow-kin

Shade lord wanted to take a nap. They are sooo tired, but they are babysitting 5 baby gods for 5$/H. Grimm is a brat, Radiance his sister is also a brat. Unn was ether eating or seeping, same with grub1. Lady was, well sweet and cuddly. they needed to find a distraction for the kids, what would work?

Would tv work, would cartoons work? They had dinner already. Tv had to work or grub and radiance would destroy the house. They needed to take a nap. Now what to watch was a different question, they would have to ask the kids. “so, what do guys want to watch? “Movie!” well they were all in agreement, what was good. “What kind of movie do you guys want to watch?” “Fire!” “dath” “animal” “tree” “ok. No, we are NOT watching fire.” “awww” “i do not know what dath means so no. So nature show it is then.” they go over to the tv and turn it on, then select the world around us. Lady was quick to fall asleep, on their lap. Shade lord slowly fell asleep, and grub nested between grub and shade lord. Grimm climed up to shade lord's head.

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By @neoliberalsatan

A gentle darkness surrounded the shade lord. He finally felt at ease. "finally", he thought, "rest." it didn't take long after that before the darkness started to take shape and a whole new world created out of shadows sheathed him.

But the happiness of the shadows didn't last long. A new and a new sound drowned out their world and all the animals and plants took to hiding back in his head. The shade lord felt the distressed creations stir inside his mind and woke up to the sound of his phone ringing. He rubbed his lowest eyes and accepted the call

"Hello, with shade lord. How can i help you?" "Oh sorry dear, i know it's terribly late but we got an unexpected call and need to leave. Since you've babysat Unn multiple times we assumed she would like to stay with you. Is it okay for you? Can we bring her to your place?" The shade lord thought for a moment and decided he could use the money. "Yea it's fine, she's always such a pleasure to babysit." The voice on the other side sounded relieved. "Thank you. You're a life saver. We will make sure you're compensated accordingly."

Feeling a bit more awake after the phone call he started to prepare for having baby Unn over. After a while her parents arrived and after some greetings he was home alone with the baby. He walked with her in his arms towards the living room and placed her gently inside the crib. She opened her eyes for a moment after losing the feeling of someone holding her, but then closed them again and fell back asleep.

The shade lord decided he couldn't sleep anymore and made some popcorn and decided to put on a movie. It didn't even take 20 minutes before he got called again.

"Hello, with shade lord. How can i help you?" "Oh yes finally someone who answers. Sorry but you're our last hope. We were going somewhere tonight but our babysitter called off. Do you think you could babysit our lovely Radiance? She's very good behaved and won't cause you trouble." "yea, no problem. You'll just need to bring her to my place if it's no trouble"

Not even 5 minutes later the parents showed up and dropped of their larva. Shade lord looked at it a bit confused but didn't get the time to say anything because the parents left as soon as they handed her over. He closed his front door and gave the larva a good look. She was white and had a fluffy appearance. She had 5 pairs of legs and yellow-orange eyes. She started to writhe a little bit and shade lord made sure to hurry to the living room. He took a pillow and placed it on the couch and softly laid her on it. She seemed at ease and rested on the pillow all stretched out

Shade lord continued his movie, which was finally starting to get interesting, but as usual the commercial break hit. He was in the kitchen making more popcorn when he got another call.

"Hello, with shade lord. How can i help you?" "Hello, is this the babysitter?" "Yes, that's the one you're speaking with." "Great, a family member had an accident and i need to be there for them so do you think you could babysit for me?" "Yep, totally." "Thank you, can we bring him to you?" "Oh yea, no problem."

A few minutes later his doorbell rang and he hurried towards it. The father carried his toddler in what could only be described as wing-esque appendages. The shade lord extended his arms for the man to put his toddler in and felt a gentle brush of the leathery membrane. He shivered lightly before feeling a sudden warmth light up in his face, like someone has started a fire. When he looked back up the man was gone and he closed the door. The creature he was holding in his arms was unlike anything he had ever seen. 2 horns sprouted from its black head. The face was as bleak as white linen on a summer day. It seems she likes make-up because she had already 2 black lines running from her cheeks towards her eyes, eventually fading into the darkness of her head. She had the same membranes as her father and no limbs besides it.

He wasn’t even in the living room before he heard his front door being was under siege. He put the weird creature down and opened the front door. Immediately he was assaulted by Hollow, a very energetic child. He was wearing a green cloak today and it finally seemed he was starting to grow bigger than a hand. His horns has also branched into the inside. Immediately after Hollow jumped on his he could hear Pale complain about his unprofessional work attitude. Although he was bigger than most it seems he wouldn’t grow much anymore. His tiny stature didn’t discourage him from being bossy. Finally White entered. By far the biggest of the bunch, she was also the most introverted. Her roots slid elegantly over towards him and even managed to stop Pale from talking for a moment.

He took them inside the living room only to find that somehow the larva and the winged creature had somehow gotten into a fight and now both were in hiding in opposite sides of the room. Normally he wouldn’t make such a big deal out of this if somehow his couch wasn’t full of tiny needles and a chair was on fire. He rushed to the tap to fill a bowl of water to extinguish the little fire. With the attention being diverted Hollow managed to slip from the watch of Pale and could now be found in the corner Radiance was hiding. The larva figured out quickly he liked to play games and had soon enough set up a plan to make him betray Pale.

In the meantime White had climbed the couch and started pulling out the needles while Shade lord had figured out what the membrane between the appendages from the weird creature were for. Namely, for flight. And now she was attacking his horns and he couldn’t reach her. As if her flying was not good enough alone, whenever he raised his arms she would back off and launch a little fireball All this commotion woke up baby Unn who slowly started to slither away from her crib to find food.

The shade lord finally had enough of the little fire hazard and rushed towards the pantry to get a kettle. Once he had found it he peeked around the corner only to find that fire hazard eating his popcorn! All caution was thrown aside and he grabbed her by the guts and put her inside the kettle. She tried to heat it but he added some water to it. While it evaporated quickly it was apparently enough to bring over the message. Now he could focus his attention back on the larva again, only she could’ve produced those needles, which White was making great progress with removing them as a quick glance told him.

Now back to Pale and Radiance who were apparently having a fight (Darkness, that larva really has a talent to provoke others). They were arguing near the coffee table, because apparently they wanted a fight so bad they just ran to each other and met in the middle. Hollow was climbing one of the legs of the table, but wasn’t noticed by the shade lord because he was too occupied with the other 2. He tried to separate the arguing pair but they were at each other’s throats. They even had summoned a needle and a tiny dagger to fight each other. The shade lord obviously didn’t count on this tiny factor and had soon enough one in each hand. He screamed, trying not to curse, barely not failing miserably, and Pale managed to escape. In any other situation this wouldn’t pose a problem, but Hollow, after eating some popcorn, found himself at the right edge of the coffee table and pulled out his tiny wooden sword he got from Pale. The larva, Darkness curse her, used this to her advantage and made the sign to Hollow to betray Pale. The act of betraying Pale involved jumping off of the coffee table and hitting Pale as hard on the head as possible. Naturally, all of this went according to plan and even brought some extra spectacle. After Hollow had hit Pale on the head he wasn’t prepared for the recoil of the wood and ended up hitting himself in the face.

All of this lead to 3 crying children (1 of them from laughing, the others from pain) and 1 very angry young adult. He put the larva on the couch and took care of the others while White held a close eye on the damned 10 legged thing. After Pale and Hollow weren’t crying anymore he took the little fire hazard out of the kettle and continued his movie, which was getting to an end.

After the film ended a documentary started and had all the kids hooked. He went to check on Unn only to find an empty crib. He could however see a slimy trail lead up his wall and onto the ceiling. It went through the door into the pantry where he kept his food and toys for the toddlers. He looked up on the ceiling only to find a sleepy Unn with a letter block in her mouth. Suddenly Unn started to make a very weird noise and fell from the ceiling onto his face. He swiped her off of his face onto his shoulder and then washed it.

He returned back to the tv to watch the documentary that was still playing and plopped down on the couch. Not long after he was asleep with White on his left shoulder, Unn on his right shoulder, the little fire hazard on the same arm and Pale curled up in his lap. Radiance and hollow were still awake but occupied with the documentary instead of causing trouble. After the documentary ended they crawled up against his sides and fell asleep.

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By @constantlost

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By @bugbeee

Exhaustion seeped into Shadelord’s body, limbs weighed down by a heaviness they hadn’t experienced in a while. The smatter of godlings that lay around them on the couch, or on them in Radi’s case, was enough to convince them that they had died and that this was the Eternal Void that was created to punish them for cheating on that test in the 8th grade. In their defence, it had been on rock sedimentation.

Wyrm continued his grumbling from the corner of the couch, still infuriated by the attack on his person only moments before. Root, the aggressor, looked remarkably pleased with herself. Shade knew they should probably punish her further in some way but... well, to be perfectly honest, they simply were not paid enough to do so.

They really should have charged more. Fifteen dollars at least per tiny demon they had to look after rather than the whole bunch. Fifteen dollars was not enough to encourage discipline. It was enough for them to make sure none of the godlings killed the other. And they had thought they had come up with an ingenious plan to secure some peace and quiet.

After much wrangling, they had finally managed to set up two separate playpens, each far enough away that the godlings wouldn’t start screaming if one of them saw their rival. Wyrm and Root in one pen, Grimm, Radi and Unn in another. It was a gamble, but one that thankfully seemed to have paid off. Radi was still exhausted from the tussle she had just had with Wyrm, and Grimm seemed content to chew off the heads of the plastic Garbies they had found. Unn continued to watch, and occasionally helped Grimm execute a Garbie in a spectacular manner. It was both reassuring, and beyond disturbing. Root and Wyrm meanwhile were cheerfully ignoring each other as they both played with their own toys.

It should have been foolproof.

Unfortunately for Shade however, they were dealing with infants instead of fools.

For some damned reason, Root had decided that now was the perfect time to act up, instead of being the sweet little darling she had been so far. Her target, much to their dismay, had been Wyrm. In all fairness, the godling had probably deserved it in some way; most likely he had tried to worm too close in order to steal some of the grubpaste and mushroom sticks Shade had left out as a snack. Root had seen this theft as a cardinal sin, and had subsequently decided that Wyrm deserved nothing less than absolute annihilation.

The momentary doze Shade had managed to fall into was abruptly interrupted by loud shrieking and wailing, resulting in them vaulting over the couch to hurriedly find out which one of the godlings was being tortured.

The scene that greeted them was... well, it wasn’t any less ridiculous than some of the other stuff the little goblins had pulled before.

Using her flexible tendrils, Root had seen fit to wrap them around Wyrm, and aggressively dunk him into the bowl of grubpaste he had attempted to steal from. His shrieks and hisses had woken up Radi and drawn the attention of the other children, who were now cheering on Root’s attack on Wyrm’s person.

“Enough,” Shade declared, shooting a glare behind them, “Root, let him go.” Root looked up innocently.

No, she seemed to say with her eyes, justice must prevail.

“Justice won’t get me my fifteen dollars,” they hissed out in return, and they could have sworn that Root shrugged, turning away from them to dunk Wyrm into the bowl yet again.

“No!” they cried out, quickly whipping down to grab the poor child before he could be further humiliated. After finally being saved from his vicious tormentor, Wyrm decided it was time to go into hysterics, lashing out with a sharp tail to fully show his displeasure. Root simply watched impassively as the rest of the children cheered.

Shade wondered if fifteen dollars was even worth it at this point.

“Alright, alright, enough! Root, you go in time out. We do not waterboard our fellow godlings in grubpaste. Wyrm, calm down, it’s just grubpaste- Settle down!” they yelped out, flinching as something heavy settled onto their head. The soft fluff revealed that Radi had decided to fly out of her pen and taunt Wyrm in person. Shade wanted to sob with frustration.

The door cracked open, and Ghost peered in, head tilted curiously.

Need help? they signed, and Shade wanted to collapse in relief.

“Please,” they begged, and their sibling nodded grimly, even as amusement danced in their eyes. Shucking off their school backpack, they quickly headed over to the other pen and signed to them, bobbing their head up and down in a soothing motion. Grimm and Unn were entranced. Radi less so. She remained seated on their head, but at least seemed to have finally stopped provoking Wyrm.

“I’m just going to clean him up,” Shade explained uselessly, watching as Ghost simply nodded and waved them off.

With a tired gait, Shade wandered into the kitchen and turned on the tap, listening as Wyrm’s panicked yelps grew louder at the realisation of what was going to happen next. Radi snickered softly, before leaping off and gliding back into the living room.

Bath time, according to the godlings, was a fate worse than death, and something to be avoided at all cost.

Unfortunately for both Wyrm and Shade, it was a necessary evil. Wyrm disagreed. Loudly. And with claws.

He howled furiously as Shade slowly lowered him into the warm water, softly scrubbing at the now-dried grubpaste sticking to his skin. Despite his attempts, Wyrm failed to prevent them from continuing his bath. He turned to pathetic pleading instead, making soft mewling sounds as though he was nothing more than a poor innocent child who had done nothing wrong, ever.

Shade, who remembered the little bastard knocking a glass ornament onto their head, was not convinced. Ultimately there was no escape, and Wyrm reluctantly gave in to the soft scrubbing, though he made sure his rumbling complaints were known.

“Yes, yes,” Shade said quietly, “I truly am the worst. Close your eyes so I can rinse you.”

Wyrm, in a dumb act of defiance, did not close his eyes. The hysterics started again, and Shade contemplated drowning themself in the half-filled sink. Fifteen dollars, they repeated. Fifteen dollars.

Grabbing a tea towel, they quickly dried the godling off, carefully teasing out water droplets from soft scales. He child gnawed on their fingers in revenge. “I’m done,” they announced, wandering back into the living room with a now clean, and furious, Wyrm.

Ghost looked up from their position on the floor, back leaning against the couch as they played with Grimm. Radi immediately perked up at the sound of Shade’s voice, and quickly flew over, making herself at home on top of their head. Unn seemed to have decided to undertake the momentous task of scaling up the back of the couch, leaving a thick trail of slime behind. Root, still stuck in her pen as punishment, let out a wail, demanding to be let out.

Shade was all out of energy to fight back or deal with a tantrum.

“Alright, alright, out you go,” they muttered, depositing Wyrm on the couch before reaching down to lift out the petulant child from her terrible prison. She clung to them desperately until they finally collapsed on the sofa. She quickly wriggled out of their hold and instead plonked down beside them. Wyrm had hissed at the sight of her, and slunk to the other side of the couch to sulk.

Grimm let out a raspy cackle at the sight, before diving down to nip at Ghost’s fingers.

Unn finally made her way to the top of the couch and waved her eyestalks victoriously. All Shade could do was give her a tired pat.

They sank into the couch, the exhaustion creeping back in. It should have been foolproof.

Fifteen dollars.

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hc’s about falling in love with your childhood best friend.

masterlist.

warnings: swearing ig?? it’s fluffy, mainly. i tried to make it fairly gender neutral in terms of the reader.

notes: hi uh these were supposed to be for the dekusquad but they ended up being SO much longer than i originally intended so i cut down on the characters ;-; i struggled with bakugou’s but his ended up being the longest??? idk man, hope you guys like it <3 these are seriously just drabbles in disguise

izuku midoriya

you met at an author meetup at the local bookstore. the book was a biography about all might, ofc you were bound to meet

you were in front of him in line and he shyly complimented you on the all might t-shirt you had worn

you two basically spent the entire time talking to each other about your favourite pro heroes as you waited in line

by the time you got to the front, you were so engrossed in your own conversations that both inko and your mom figured it would just be better to take you two home for a playdate instead

since you were friends with midoriya, that meant bakugou was also in your little circle

you stood up to him a couple times and always checked up on midoriya after kacchan’s tiny tantrums

midoriya appreciated that, and you two were practically inseparable

bakugou always accused you two of teaming up against him

you would simply link arms with midoriya, tilt your chin up high and say that you were a full package deal. two peas in a pod. two halves of a whole, always

midoriya’s face seemed to be permanently red that entire day

you two were pretty dedicated in school, with you wanting to persue your top picks for high school. that meant that there were lots of study dates between you two

during those study dates, midoriya couldn’t help if his gaze lingered on you just a bit more than his notes about quirk laws

he realized he was in love with you when you had stayed after school to look for the notebook kacchan had burnt

“you don’t have to do this, y/n. i can find it on my own… i don’t want to make to make you stay any longer.”

“don’t say that, izuku. i don’t mind. besides, we always stick together and we will even after you get into ua!”

“a- after i get in?” he spoke in a disbelief. everyone had doubted him, everyone had told him that he needed a quirk in order to get in but not you

you stayed. you supported him. you believed in him.

he grabbed your hand on instinct, startling you. “i- i-” he began stuttering, eyes darting about as the feelings he hadn’t realized resurfaced

“thank you.”

you gave him a gentle smile, chest feeling light as your hand encased in midoriya’s squeezed his own comfortingly

“full package deal, remember?”

he nodded, his smile jittery and shy. you giggled, blush dancing on your cheeks as you went on your next rant about how kamui woods could totally beat mount lady in a fight

midoriya gripped the straps of his backpack, chest feeling light and his head feeling dizzy with all the new thoughts of you flooding his mind

oh yeah, he was definitely in love with you

shouto todoroki

you were his neighbour

well, more accurately, your grandparents were his neighbours and you visited often

your grandparents made you get the mail in the mornings and sometimes you would see him outside in the front yard with his mother. you would wave to him, and he would give a timid wave back after some encouragement from his mother

you would play outside with your grandfather, flying your tiny kite and playing catch with him

until you noticed there was a boy lingering near the fence separating the both of your houses

he was watching the relationship you had with your grandfather curiously, almost as if there were a bit of envy in his eyes

being the kind child that you were, you went over to him and passed the small ball between the rungs of the fence to him

shouto was hesitant, but eventually took the ball from your inviting grip and tossed it back and forth between his hands testingly

this began a little game between you two

he would toss the ball over the fence, and you would throw it back over to him

you didn’t quite understand why he couldn’t come on the other side of the fence to visit properly, but that was okay

you two would spend hours by the fence, sitting and talking you would give him tiny daisy chains made from the flowers in your grandma’s garden

he wouldn’t tell you, but he kept each one you gave him on his windowsill

he would compliment you a lot, too

not that he knew what that meant, he was simply stating facts to you

“i like your hair. it’s very pretty.”

“you’re very strong. you throw over the ball like it’s nothing.”

“you want to become a hero? i think you would be the best one.”

“your smile makes me want to smile, too.”

all of his words make your heart do somersaults

sometimes when you’re sitting with your backs to the fence, leaning up against each other, you feel the heat of his left hand ghosting your fingers. you don’t know why that made you feel shy, but it did

one day before you were supposed to go back home to your parents’ house, you went to go say goodbye to shouto

he was sitting there normally, but his head was hung low so you couldn’t quite see his face

as you approached him, you noticed that there was a bandage covering his left eye

“sho?”

he said nothing as you sat down

“mom says i have to go now,” you tell him. he says nothing, again

“um… are you okay?”

an indiscernible noise comes from the small boy. you press your face right up against the one barrier separating you two. he looks up to see you worried. you didn’t like seeing him so upset

then an idea came to you

“before i go.. let me kiss it better.”

shouto looked at you in bewilderment

“you’re not… afraid?”

“no, why?” you asked in a confused manner, yet shouto remained hesitant

“come here, please,” you asked of him, “before mom catches me kissing a boy.”

pink dusting over his cheeks, he slowly crawled his way over to where you still kept your face against the fence. your gentle lips met the fabric of his bandage. the scent of something burnt catching in your nose as you did

“you’ll come back?” shouto asked quietly. you nodded, promising him

he nodded back in understanding, the tiniest of smiles appearing across his features

“i’ll be waiting.”

katsuki bakugou

you had been in the same class since kindergarten, meaning that you knew him before he had his quirk

even so, you thought he was pretty cool

the reason for that? well, you weren’t exactly the most well liked kid in school. children were ruthless, and there was always a bottom of every social ladder between preschoolers

you got teased a lot. they pulled your hair, made fun of the way you cried, poked fun at the shoes and shirts you wore despite them being your favourite ones

you were different. they didn’t like that

the world seemed completely against you

during a colouring activity, the box of crayons you were holding was smacked out of your hands. your bottom lip quivered as the same boy taunted you to no end about how clumsy you were

you simply bent over to pick them up before hearing another voice call out

“oi, picking on small fries like that is lame.”

looking to your left stood katsuki bakugou, looking bored and disinterested in helping you out. but your bully stopped in his tracks. being called lame?? by the great tiny katsuki bakugou??

no one had ever stood up for you like that

even though he didn’t help you pick up your crayons, it felt like you had some type of ally in this class

slowly, you connected two and two together

if you stayed around bakugou, no one could pick on you anymore! so you glued yourself to him practically every day

at first, he found it annoying, but after seeing that you admired him up close, he liked the attention that feuled his ego, so he kept you around

because you followed him around so much, you picked up a lot of things from him. he taught you how to defend yourself, and you taught him that some extras didn’t deserve as much attention as he was giving him. it was better to walk away sometimes

you ate lunch together, he came over to your house to play heroes and villains, he even showed you his secret all might poster collection. you were his person to talk to

he even had a katsuki bakugou™ nickname for you: small fry

you two were quite the duo. bakugou went from simply tolerating you, to gradually beginning to care for you being around

and as you grew up with him, he caught himself beginning to admire the strong, gorgeous person you had become all on your own. it seemed he had developed a bit more than just a simple friendship bond with you

did he ever tell you that? fuck no

you knew bakugou had always been rather… brash

but you absolutely drew the line in the sand when he wouldn’t stop picking on midoriya for being quirkless. that one day where you walked into that classroom to meet bakugou and his group of friends only to see bakugou telling some green haired kid to jump off the building because he would never make it into ua without a quirk. he was different

bakugou turned to leave and he saw you standing in the doorway with a bit of an angry, hurt expression on his face

“small fry, thought you were never gonna show up.”

“... lame.”

“hah? what did you say?”

“i said it’s lame picking on small fries like that just because they’re different,” you spat at him. his eyes stayed fixated on you as you walked past him, helping the smaller boy off the floor and asking if he was okay

normally, if it were anyone else, bakugou wouldn’t care. at all

but it was you

you were different

and all he did was act like he didn’t care. why? he didn’t know. but what he said to you that day came out rash and hurtful. you two had your fights before, but this had struck a chord with you. no one deserved to be treated like how you were back in preschool. that hurt

he didn’t realize how much you meant to him until you stopped inviting him over, you stopped eating lunch with him, you stopped texting and that bothered him

the one person who he wanted to admire him didn’t anymore

so it was a surprise to you that he waited for you to be finished your club after school to talk

“small fry, listen. oi! i said listen up!” you kept walking, but he stopped you by grabbing your wrist

“what? what is it? what can you possibly say to make things better? how could you treat people like that?”

“come back.”

“what?”

“i said, fuck- come back, y’know, eat lunch with all the extras again.”

“no.”

the frustration showed true on bakugou’s features. his cheeks were turning red, you figured from the anger he was feeling towards you yet his voice dropped

“i didn’t mean that shit back there. i was angry. fuck, i.. you want me to apologize or some shit, right. heard you small fries like that.” he shifted uncomfortably, his clammy hand still holding your wrist in a firm grip, as if you would walk away from him any moment now

“sorry, or whatever.” he mumbled out in the smallest voice you had ever heard bakugou speak in

your heart stopped as he looked at you with such sincerity. you held his gaze, eyes locked on his before you shook your head

“i don’t forgive you for saying what you said and doing what you did, but i do trust you. and i know that you’re better than that. you’re not lame. but if you seriously do that again, i’m not giving you any more chances.”

relief came flooding back to bakugou at your words, but his face fired up almost instantly as you moved your hand so that your fingers intertwined with his

“now c’mon, the new all might special is airing tonight, if we hurry we can still make it to my house.”

“don’t speak so fucking loud! ... damn small fry.”

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