#these two idiots with the shared braincell

[darthstitch]

Stork Delivery Service

Okay, so Matthew thinks he's got this whole Raven of the Dreaming business down pat, right?

What? It's been a hundred years. There was one harrowing moment where he thought that they were all gonna lose the Boss and end up with Daniel becoming the new Boss but that didn't happen, thank Christ and all His Angels (especially Michael) for that.

But hey, things worked out, right? The Boss is happily married to Hob Gadling and it's kinda sweet how those two had never seemed to have left the "honeymoon phase" what with all the cooing and flirting via poetry.

(It had the added benefit of sending Desire of the Endless into a total hissy fit because ewww not my brother ick ick ick nooooo and apparently there WAS such a thing as Brain Bleach™ which was just karma, in Matthew's considered opinion.)

Anyway!

There had been a few weird happenings in the Dreaming lately, what with Lucienne suddenly finding the Library completely upside down, for starters. Then, there was that day where everyone seemed to be suffering the worst Migraine in History and the Dreaming had collectively gone, "Yeah, nope, we're not going to be working today. Eurgh."

And then, there were a few nights where everyone just woke up craving all sorts of food. Like Matthew himself suddenly just wanted a pizza with all the toppings, including pineapple, for Chrissakes and pineapple was a mortal sin against pizza, worthy of being damned to the lowest pit of hell, okay?!

So Matthew just gets this strange compulsion, like he needed to check things out over by the Giant Rapunzel Patch™ - which, apparently, was in use by the more Fairy Tale-inclined dreams. Sure, whatever - Matthew wasn't exactly a big fan of eating his vegetables. Sorry, kids.

And he settles down by this utterly ginormous patch of rampion and finds... a baby.

A very familiar looking baby.

Look, the kid looked very much like a certain Lord of Dreams - what with the whole Snow White routine, right down to the rosebud lips in that Familiar Pout, protesting his current indignity with all his might.

Matthew manages to scrounge up the softest blanket he could find and wraps the kid up, a minor feat, what with the lack of opposable thumbs. But he did it and he flew off to the Castle with the baby, who calmed down immediately, much to Matthew's relief.

His Darkness was oddly unsurprised when Matthew deposited the kid into his arms, snuggling him close and greeting him with a: "Hello, my little love. Welcome home."

Look, Matthew could be forgiven for the incoherent: "Uh, Boss, how?!!! And what's his name?!"

Dream declined to answer the first question. But the answer to the second was, "His name is Oliver. His other father will be very glad to meet him."

Oliver, the little Prince of the Dreaming, was just as delighted to meet his Da, at least as far as they could tell with the happy gurgling and cooing.

-end-

Footnote the First: Dream is STILL refusing to explain how Oliver came to be, other than: "It is all very much my husband's fault."

Footnote the Second: Hob's only response to this is: "Welp, when two people love each other very much..."

Footnote the Third: Oliver's godparents include a Muse, one Really Old Guy, an Archangel, Death of the Endless and Rose Walker.

Footnote the Fourth: Oliver's first complete sentence was "Shaxbert yucky!" much to the delight of his other father. Look, if Dream wasn't singing him lullabies, he tended to fall asleep to Hob's infamous Shakespeare Rants™!

#dreamling #dream of the endless #matthew the raven #hob gadling #accidental baby acquisition #these two idiots with the shared braincell #and that braincell is MATTHEW #i crack what i want #i still don't know how these two ended up with the baby #shhh nobody tell neil

[im-a-literal-wreck]

Phil not being able to add 25+6 mentally and Dan thinking gnome starts with an n these two really are a pair huh

#dan and phil #dnpgames #daniel howell #phil lester #sharing a braincell #two halves of a whole idiot #et cetera

[justaz]

lancelot and leon share the braincell. they occasionally give it to the others and let them take turns using it. elyan gets it most often, merlin gets it second often. percival gets it here and there but doesn’t know what to do with it so leon and lancelot only give it to him on slow days and when they’re bored and wanna have fun. arthur only gets it when merlin isn’t around bc if merlin is around then his mere presence is enough to cancel it out. gwaine refuses to take it.

#mordred packed his own braincell #its just always focused on emrys. emrys is tempted to steal it and eat it. mordred thinks thats awesome. #shared custody of the braincell #idiots of the round table #knights of the round table #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir leon #leon the long suffering #sir percival #sir elyan #sir gwaine #sir mordred #gwen has two (2) braincells. morgana has half of one and it only works on even days. #bbc merlin #merthur #theyre all so goddamn stupid

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WOE! IDIOT WHITEBOARD SCRIBBLES BE UPON YE!

#oh i love them dearly... a single braincell shared between them all... #not that theyre all here... #technicalities!!! #theyre so fun.... no one's doing it like them #and that is: The Worst Anyone Has Ever Done It! Thank You! #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #ocs #original characters #theyre in my brain THEYRE IN MY BRAIN #and unfortunately. I'm paying Them rent #theyre like... if a group of failgirls were actually two Girls & two Half Girls & one Whats Gender & their pet Man #but they're all still failgirls <3 #maybe... making your own character art Isnt so horrific....

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Forget about confessing undying love, do you even like him if you don't ask him to shoot you at least once?

X-Men First Class (2011)

Good Omens S2 (2023)

peak gay culture

#be gay do crime #but against each other #cherik #ineffable idiots #they all share one braincell #anthony janthony crowley #aziraphalalala #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #romance #if you ain't doing it like them you ain't doing it right #i'm going to keep drawing parallels between these two couples #xmen #xmen first class #good omens #good omens 2

[mysteryinkkat234]

Astarion: You looked out for me, not matter what I did. Even when I said I didn’t need your help, you just push my barriers away, and comforted me. You are my shade, you are always there to be my cover and protect us both.

Luxia: hehehe, did you say ‘shade’ because my name is Nightshade?

Astarion: I just wanted to be clever, and make an easy metaphor. Did it work?

Luxia: hehe pecks his lips yes, it did. She hugs him You’re such a softie

Astarion: You’re quite soft yourself

#astarion x tav #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #my tav #OC #bg3 tav #drabble #these two idiots #they share one braincell

[hajidumps]

They were roommates is nice but i bring you

They share a braincell

Oh my god they share a braincell

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #polycule in tcf is this dynamic and i accept no crticism over this #polysoo #albechoicale #polysoo is just rok soo being tired over these two idiots who share braincells #alberu is the tired one ine albechoicale

[dizzybizz]

itty bitties

#i scribbled the first two this morning #i might keep them........... #might discard the jester aspect tho even if it was the whole idea from the start lol #d'you ever get an idea that you just write down immediately on the nearest surface cause thats what this was #my art #oc #mayhapsssss #i just want some silly ocs that i can play with like dolls and dress up and theyre all idiots and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #trio of weirdos who r all unhinged #the silly one has the shared braincell most of the time #quiet one is a bit unknowable #chill one is just there #just brainstorming in my tags dw abt it aahaha #this is the kinda shit id but in my notes app and never return to #would u guys look after them if i left them to in ur care while im out #dizzyoriginals

[cyberholic77]

Dumb and dumber.

#oc: remedios vallejos #two idiots fighting over the one braincell they share #johnny silverhand #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 phantom liberty #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cyberpunk photomode #in game screenshots #virtual photography #cyberpunk 2077 screenshots #in game photography #cp2077 #in game shots #cyberpunk screenshots

[darthstitch]

Hob's students know their professor so well that if they mention certain Shakespeare sonnets, there are guaranteed reactions.

Without fail.

Every damn time.

Obviously, they all remind him of his darling husband, Professor Murphy, but it was interesting to catalogue the intensity of his reaction versus the sonnet in question.

Blushes? Awww, cute.

Swearing? Pffthahahaha. Adorable.

Medieval-inspired oaths? Ooooh. Uh. Huh. Is it hot in here?

Legit Middle English? 😳😳😳 Hey, who let Professor Murphy in here?

***

I blame @arialerendeair ENTIRELY for this!

#dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dream x hob #headcanon #hob gadling vs shakespeare #these two idiots with the shared braincell #shhh nobody tell neil #pfffthahahahah

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

Everyone in BSD is so dramatic it's not even funny anymore please just shut up and move the plot forward.

#EVERYONE #there's no exceptions. #as of late the stars are fukufuku soukoku and fyolai #one's dying basically professing love one is dealing with grief in the most dramatic way possible #two share a single braincell where one rolls around on the ground and the other rolls its eyes #one died- sike no but again in the most annoying dramatic way possible giving sigma the ancient lore smh #No one need to knoe about your homoerotic tension with bram fedya just shut your stupid mouth #and one thinks said fedya is dead and is going on a whole 'heorine who lost her lover' monologue meanwhile said lover is chilling #probably possibly maybe about to invade his body. #god. IDIOTS they are #bungou stray dogs

[hey-there-benerino]

The first few minutes of the first episode of Season 2, with Ben and Klaus running around trying to figure out what the hell is happening and where the rest of their family is ("gone, like a fart in the wind") are probably what's keeping me alive I swear. God they are so dumb. I love them so much.

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #horrance #so dumb #how is it even possible #they share one braincell #and none of them had it in that moment apparently #gone like a fart in the wind #way to go klaus #two idiots one braincell

[monakanej]

Jesper: So you like cats?

Wylan: Yeah.

Jesper: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass of water of a table*

#these two idiots #i love them #they share one braincell #wesper #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect soc quotes #soc #grishaverse #incorrect grisha quotes #soc duology #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #jesper fahey #wylan van eck

[links-destiny]

#Currently in love with these two idiots #and how queer coded af they are #TF #TFP #Transformers Prime #Knock Out #Starscream #Soundwave confiscated their singular shared braincell #That's why they spent the majority of this episode screaming and running from zombified cons

[alecsalamander]

It takes conscious effort to not flinch when Wendy wraps him in the world’s most awkward hug, and even greater effort to not desperately return it. “Of course we’re friends.” There’s a tiny, terrified part of him that doesn’t think he’ll be able to stop if his body decides to start crying right now – and an even more terrified part that is just so fucking relieved to learn he’s still able to. He hasn’t cried since his mom left. “Why are you being such a dick about it then?” “I’m sorry, okay? It’s been a weird situation for me.”

#my writing #universe: witchhunters #catalin shea #wednesday bishop #these two idiots share exactly one braincell and a toddler’s grasp of emotional stability

[decoloraa]

Made an „ask Casther“ round on twitter and it was so much fun

#feel free to drop some here too #these two are idiots and share one braincell #Val doesn’t look like it but he’s just being delusional #ask #original character #digital sketchbook #procreate #oc art #fma oc #my art #oc talk #oc casther #oc val #quick sketch #sketch #artists on tumblr #own character #my oc drawing #ask my ocs