#forced idiots <3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

blurry sketchy puppets in a lime. line. limelight line

#having so much fun w/ these two In My Brain #peppy showman & her bodyguard horse #*unofficial bodyguard #they're platonic soulmates tho. thats important ive discovered #she's a bit of an arsonist. he's killed before and will do so again with no remorse. neither of them reach 4' in height #scribble garnish #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #puppet oc #NOT WELCOME HOME. I AM HOLDING A LOADED SHOTGUN. THEY ARE NOT WH OCS #im still wishy washy on their relative sizes #i think sundown is too big... #also still wishy washy on her outfit's colors #maybe... blue gloves/boots & red tassels? idk! #anyway the correct song to put to this image would be the travel montage music from the first ice age #fuck what song was that #send me on my way I Think!

[starfruitsomething]

Once the hyper fixation kicks in no one is safe

#They all hate me but its fine #A constant art style? what's that? #Im currently re watching gomens it with 3 different people (they are being forced to watch it by me) #Once the hyper fixation kicks in there is no stopping me #neil gaiman needs to pay for my therapy #good omens fandom #gomens #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #my art #digital art #starfruitsomething #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen

[midnights-dragon]

all I can think of with the “they’re not talking” is that they’re going to passive-aggressively talking to each other through other people

“Maggie, would you mind terribly asking Crowley to please stop going 90 in Central London?”

“Nina, would you MiNd tErRiBLy to tell the Supreme Arsehole that if I go too fast for him, that he can get out of my car?”

#they aren’t talking 😍😍😍 #forced proximity trope my belovedest #good omens #inspired by a tweet i saw but i can’t find it now rip #good omens 3 #good omens s3 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #nina and maggie #good omens textpost

[distant-screaming]

akk enchante is the pinnacle of friends to lovers btw. he suppresses his feelings in favor of getting theo with someone that's 'better' for him. he never avoids theo, but he gets flustered at close contact. he bristles at anyone who gets too close to theo but instantly turns into a puppy when theo turns to him. he ties his best friend up and proceeds to feed him. he keeps a rose from their not-date kiss moment. he moves to france. he's so insane.

#also he's played by force <3 #rewatching enchante because i miss my friends to lovers idiots #still haven't watched the last ep HAJFJDJF #enchante #enchanté the series #enchanté #enchante the series #distant screaming screams into the void

[valka-arialitan]

The true ME2 ending

#man I TOTALLY forgot to post this one here ?? #mass effect #commander shepard #mass effect fanart #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #marcus shepard #jeff joker moreau #idiots in jail #they took Shepard's hoodie away and forced him to put on an Alliance uniform so right now he's in his ''wet cat'' mood #also he probably didn't sleep in days due to the thought of 304942 people dying because of him :D #poor man #and Joker smiles for the cameras #rockstar he is

[merakiui]

I’m adding onto anon’s academic rivals with Jade… academic rivals WITH SPICE (+Yandere)

Maybe one or both of you find out a nasty secret about the other, catch the other, and w/o risking your reputation, you decide to come to a compromise so you two can stay hush hush about it. Imagine it’s like literally academic rivals with benefits BWAHAHA — in class and anywhere else in public you two hate each other omg but in private you two are fucking like rabbits (angry sex ftw) like “GODS you are SO ANNOYING >:( better keep my secret”

I could totally see Jade falling first though or at least playing the long game and being SOOOO infuriating during your little trysts together. He’s obnoxiously smart and sleazy and menacing and all, but hey at least the sex is good. Not that you’d ever admit it— Jade will make you say it sooner or later tho ;) it’s probably exhausting for him to keep up the act of “hating” each other when clearly, you’re so meant for him ^,^

YES....... and everyone around you keeps commenting on how well you and Jade work together when they see you interacting in class for assignments or partnered work. The chemistry is so there and it's so obvious, but you refuse to acknowledge that (so the others will point it out for you). This dynamic is really just "you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid." >:D

You're fuming every time Jade opens that annoying eel mouth of his to tease you about how he scored higher on Professor Crewel's most recent exam or how he always has to offer his help with your study habits and whatnot, even though the both of you know there won't be any studying happening the moment that door shuts and locks. <3 it's all loveless sex meant to scratch some obscure itch until it isn't and Jade's being so uncharacteristically sweet with you.

OTL AAAAAAAA and maybe you push him away even though he's trying to get closer to you. :( it's easier if the two of you just hate-fuck, so when he's being so soft and personal and vulnerable with you?????? T_T you're not sure how much longer you can keep denying yourself of these good things because, much to your horror, you're falling for him, too.

#twisted chit chat #on the opposite side of 'enemies to lovers with jade' there's 'idiots to lovers with floyd' where both of you are abysmal at romance LOL #it takes ten chapters for the two of you to finally hold hands and it's not even for romantic reasons T_T #your honor they are idiots and they are in love (but neither knows it yet) <3 #aaaa but floyd's so emotionally intelligent so maybe he's already worked out his own feelings for you #but he's much too cowardly to confess so he masks every loving gesture in friendship (intentionally forces himself into the friend zone)

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

Double denim. With aviators!

#bbc ghosts #thomas thorne #mathew baynton #Mat baynton #Six idiots #If you see it. You see it lol #Honestly scratch my head whenever people are like. Thomas not autistic bc he acts like trash it's Something Else #He acts like trash precisely bc he's autistic. Idk what to tell you. #He goes off and can't read the room and meltdowns 24/7 and struggles with empathy you all just arent ready #For the less palatable presentations of the tism. It's not all Cap making silly noises and Kitty being sweet and childlike #I mean it's just my take but I've seen people frame him like the least valid/likeable of the bunch which is sad #Bc thats precisely his thing. He doesn't let anyone close and forces everyone not to like him because he's scared of being unliked first. #Anyway he is STILL the worst and i still hate him he is my lad <3 love problematic messy little shits #We are becoming Thomas Thorne blog but that is ok #Them there

[scatterpatter]

FINALLY giffed up my sweet boyes in their debut!!! Thank you S3E05 Where Is Thy Sting for giving us these lil idiots I care them so many

Bonus Jetfire getting absolutely clonked because this is so freaking funny:

#jettwins #maccadam #my gif #tfa #tfa jettwins #jetfire #tfa jetfire #jetstorm #tfa jetstorm #flashing lights #flashing images #fire tw #they REALLY liked using shaky cam with these two #i love these boys so so much theyre just so... <3 #theyre silly. theyre forces to be reckoned with. theyre sweet. theyre snarky. i care them so much #SO IMAGINE MY SURPRISE KNOWING *THIS* IS HOW THEYRE PORTRAYED IN THEIR DEBUT (1/2) #AND THEN READING THE ARRIVAL AND FINDING OUT HOW HORRIFIC AND TRAUMATIC THEIR BACKSTORY IS (2/2) #SERIOUSLY I THINK THE ARRIVAL IS SOMETHING THEY SHOULDVE PORTRAYED IN SHOW LIKE EVEN IF IT WAS JUST IN S4 OR SOMETHING #BECAUSE LIKE ULTRA MAGNUS SAYS+SIGNS OFF ON SOME PRETTY MESSED UP SHIT AND LIKE. JETTWINS ACTUALLY GOT A GOOD BIT OF DEPTH. #BUT I DIGRESS I DIGRESS I JUST LOVE THESE TWO IDIOTS A LOT #thank u tumbles for not having an image/gif limit of 10 anymore <3

[petercushing]

The way western leftists react and discuss Ukraine and the war made me realize that sometimes exposure is not useful and helpful at all. Sometimes it’s better to just shut the fuck up, in fact. If someone is unable to admit that Russia is commiting war crimes and genocide without mentioning all the other wars, NATO or the USA (to somehow downplay the seriousness of it) such voice is annoying/useless at best and incredibly harmful at worst. People who until february couldn’t even point where Ukraine lies on the map are trying to drop some hot takes that just make them sound like the most tonedeaf and ignorant pieces of shit. If you are unable to understand nuances and the reality of eastern/central Europe just stay quiet about it. Nobody needs your voice, thank you. Best thing such people can do is repost fundraisers (preferably with support for the Ukrainian army) and listen to others.

#ukraine #actually it made me finally understand why my voice doesn't matter when racism is being discussed #same mechanism #if you can't understand other people's experience just don't talk #my god how hard is that #at the beginning of the war i was shocked that so little americans talk about it but i finally get it #if you have nothing to say and don't even care or force yourself to care better stfu before you start repeating idiotic kremlin propaganda #this applies to everything btw #not just this war #also not talking to and not reading what americans have to say has felt like therapy for me #these past 3 months #ONE time i accidentaly went into an argument with some dumb fucker and he called me a nazi apologist lmao

[crimeronan]

Small bby Amity grimwalker being adopted by Hunter when pls

i love this ask so much. literally every time i make a post like "this is the worst thing imaginable. this is the worst thing that could possibly happen in this AU" you guys are like "okay..... but what if it was really cute, though."

you're so fucking funny i love u all.

#extremely correct to look for the funniest and cutest aspects of horror media at any given time #priness luz au alt timeline #princess luz au #toh #replies #amity gets to be a deadbeat dad (there is not a force on gods green earth that could make me make her raise the kid) #while luz and hunter are like alright well. we're coparenting our daughter now I Fucking Guess. #sweetie you werent a mistake you were very specially carefully crafted <3 also i killed the shit out of ur creator for doing it #but thats less relevant!! #shitty idiot deflection gang #horrible mindscape trauma pals

[clowndensation]

work update i hate paul <3

#1. he showed up and immediately asked if i was nervous because my hands were shaking #<- forcing me to talk about a medical condition the very first time we talk #2. he/him'd me even though i'm not out at work #<- extremely impolite if i WAS a girl and makes me believe he's probably weird around trans ppl anyways #3. immediately offered me advice on how to tape my ati probe and his advice is bad #and exactly what i learned NOT to do from my coworkers. L on his part and now i think he's bad at his job #4. treated me like an idiot just generally the 4 minutes we talked. fuck paul all my homeys HATE paul.

[lavenoon]

Reverse dawn wants to kiss Robin so bad he looks stupid. Robin is oblivious (un)fortunately

Anon I need you to know I am still absolutely losing it over this ask I got it yesterday but was too tired to answer, and sleeping did not make it any less funny

Boy messed up so bad scaring them he shot himself in the foot about any and all future flirting - any time Robin scoffs and turns away from him he sheds a little metaphorical tear as his fingers twitch at the futility. Robin, under the impression that Dawn is ruthless and unpredictable and most definitely only interested in taunting them, is completely unaware of how wrapped around their finger he is.

Y/N comes home with flowers one day and an expression promising murder, runs into Moon who is very confused -

"My coworker got me flowers. He obviously did that to mock me."

Moon, looking from Y/N to the ridiculously elaborate bouquet, connecting zero dots, just pities the poor sod so obviously vying for their attention and failing miserably. (Can't deny being relieved, however, because he also wants to kiss Y/N so bad he looks stupid.)

Bonus points if the night before Sun kept pestering him about "Do you think I should get Robin flowers as apology for scaring them back then and also to ask for a do-over" and Moon went "Sure, seems pretty straightforward to me there's no way they wouldn't get it"

#answer let luce #anonymous #accidentally undercover #AU AU AU #unstoppable force vs immovable object #Dawn's obvious flirting vs Robin's ob*li*vious assumptions #they're all idiots your honor #Dawn at any given moment is at risk to get lost in their eyes and then realizes he's supposed to focus on the mission #his little thief is stealing all his love and attention and doesn't even know </3

[vvanessaives]

someone here is making stupid kissing sounds while the other is pondering a tête-à-tête between a punch and the prior lovebird's face. i love them your honor

i was tagged by @denerims to do this template, thank you so much emily!!! <3

i'm tagging: @uldwynsovs @arklay @devilbrakers @nuclearstorms @shadowglens @morvaris @girlbosselrond @faarkas @indorilnerevarine @risingsh0t @druidgroves @stormveils @reaperkiller @jillvalcntines @aelyosos and whoever else wants to do this!!

#tag games #sorry i literally know basic tropes like enemies to lovers fkjdhsk and that part with mbti and enneagrams..idk i'm just a guy that lacks #severely an attention span for those tests. i can get one done in 300 hours so instead have a song :3 #trying to pick any other ship beside these two idiots for templates is like asking me to pick between lasagna and risotto #actually inch resting bc i had a similar version in my folders i did for them back in the long gone may of this year and it was kinda #amusing to see how some lil things have changed. not the planning nor the pickles one tho. thank god SOME things never change jkdfhks #oc: vesper #oc: fenix #@ farllee when u will see this u will be legally forced to insult this man. have a good day

[whimsycore]

one things I've noticed is once you've been mobbed or group bullied before you see signs ahead of time and try to get ahead of the curb just to be let down again

I just started a new job, I started in person suddenly I was seen as "antisocial, loud, unqualified" and every sterotypical attribute to black people including being repeatedly called "prioritized" by people who have offices while i'm in a cubicle

I could tell by today (I told my boss I was getting my ID) they were purposefully trying to be frustrating and gaslit me about it

the girl who usually lets me in was no where to be seen and someone WAVED at me and kept walking, I was eventually let in and told how I was a priority and they weren't when they got their ID.

Along with people coming up to my cubicle to peek at me and leave

Along with that my landlord called me greedy after forcing me to go to the store with her like....theyre wild in this City.

#shit like this happened to me in school and now I cant be fooled by it #it comes from the big boss too thats what makes it worse #i trusted two people #and they spread it around #So one of the bigwigs that needed me to talk to him that called me antisocial I went up to today #I told him to give me the benefit of the doubt he gave every other new person and that i knew i didnt have a direct degree in the field but #ive worked before and can also get that degree in 18 months #he tried to gaslight me and tell me that wasnt what it was about and so i agreed with him and he said #'oh i was in the pet food business before this' #yt ppl love forced interactions and feeling like theyre breaking u #they dont think you deserve to feel strong or be by yourself like they used to own us why would they #i told that man 'he shouldnt assume im always confused and that I am very capable of doing my job #he was flabbergasted and before that was like :3 my door is always open #these people are 40+ and have belts of accomplishments and yet some blk girl being quiet unfurled them #these idiots dont know it makes make case if i wanted to sue even stronger

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Garak in "Second Skin": I will NEVER sacrifice myself for you people I will ALWAYS selfishly save my own life that is a PROMISE

Garak in "The Search, Part II", three episodes earlier: [sacrifices himself for these people even when he could have selfishly saved his own life]

#WHEN GHEMOR OMINOUSLY WARNS KIRA AT THE END THAT GARAK WILL BETRAY THEM LIKE AS IF HE'S BEEN TRYING TO DECEPTIVELY ACT TRUSTWORTHY??? #sir please. this man's whole Thing is to go around like ''ohoho I sure hope nobody notices my evil and dastardly deeds!!! #oh my super evil schemes only ended up benefitting the good guys after all? what an astounding turn of events!! oh my!!'' #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #for context I've only seen up to Second Skin so far and I'm sure soon I'll finally get to an episode where Garak does Evil Demon Crimes #and then I'll look like a complete idiot for making this post. but so be it. I asked myself WWJSBD (What Would Julian Subatoi Bashir Do?) #and the answer was love and trust and have hope despite all the odds until absolutely forced to do otherwise <3 #Starky's Original Posts #although you know what maybe he just said that because Julian wasn't along this time lmao #''Is my dear doctor going on this mission perchance? No? Ohhh ok this time's different then. Fuck all the rest of you :)'' #''[remembers Julian's strange human trait of being sad when people he knows die] AGHHH FUCK. OK. CHANGED MY MIND STAY ALIVE PLS'' #the search part 2 is so fucked. btw. literally he died in Julian's arms. tv show written by SICKOS and PERVERTS and BASTARDS #anyways Garak was never going to kill Natima & Co. in Profit And Loss btw. change my mind. #OK I'M DONE

[quietwingsinthesky]

if you're still doing birthday requests (happy birthday btw!!!)

moc era dean/anna

(maybe even demon dean if you wanna get freaky w it)

"You really think I give a shit about you," Dean says, all black-eyed and ugly with the hatred he's got dripping from him while Anna keeps vigilant watch, "that you weren't just some fine ass I got saddled with?"

He's not expecting her to step into the devil's trap with him — she sees it in the flicker of his eyes, from black to confused green to back behind his demon's mask again — but even fallen twice over, she knows her own strength and he's still only a demon with no power over her.

She takes his jaw in her hand, firm to force him to look up at her, and even though he bares his teeth in a grin that's meant to scare her off, she holds his gaze to hers anyway and says, "Yes, you do."

(birthday 3 sentence ficathon! come toss a prompt!)

#demon!dean and anna would have insanely hot hate sex i know this to be true i know it. #....to be clear. the demon!dean in my head who is actively killing people and not canon demon!dean who is just. drunk. and annoying. #demon!dean: i am scary and i hate all of you and im going to say whatever mean shit i can to make you hate me back #anna: you literally did this like once a week when you were human. no one would ever fall for it. get loved idiot. #ask #3 sentence fic #spn #anna/dean #anna milton #dean winchester #(do you know how hard it was to keep this pg and NOT have anna sit in his lap to assert her dominance here. to just keep it as her grabbing #his jaw and forcing him to look at her. it was so much harder than it should have been.)