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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

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first few comments on gmmtv's hbd post for the king are my favourite brand of performance art lmao 💀💀

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more chilchuck and da kids

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this is the funniest exchange i’ve ever read 

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laios in ep 15

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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THE HEART KILLERS (2024-ish)

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

#HELLO. HELLO

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*gazes off into the distance* @distant-screaming? I haven’t heard that name in years.

#STOPPPP #I don't talk to anyone on here as much as you be so fr memories /lh #fawn beloved

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Incredible, but true: @distant-screaming deserves to have a good day today.

#omggg #giggling and kicking my feet why thank you #I spent most of today asleep so it was a pretty good day!! #archer beloved

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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I think I huave covid

gonna go insane about 'So much has changed but I'm the same / Yes I'm the same' in Keep Your Friends Close, compared to 'I see a man who gets to make it home alive / But it's no longer you' in No Longer You

#HELLO......... #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga

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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

#haha