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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

#significantly less likely if it's rude. equally/possibly more likely if it's just a 'reblogs welcome/appreciated' style comment #depending on a bunch of various other factors #barely related the thing that ACTUALLY has the highest return rate vis a vis getting me to reblog something #is the artist reblogging their own work #i don't know why.

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babytrans is like your starter class and you can prestige into stuff like tmilf, transbian chaser, girlfag, femboy♀️[Editor's Note: DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FEMBOY♂️ OR FEMMEBOY], etc. the gourmet genders we don't let the cis know about. you can even multiclass but you have to make sure your class alignment restrictions are in agreement or you risk becoming a Fallen Paladin (Fallen Paladin is also a gender)

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shinee guy in the middle w the crop top is taemin btw. if you wanted to know. for reasons 👀

alright let's do this. also if you have recommendations hmu fr. i can be a kpopper. i can stan jungkook.

#well i actually i don't know if i can stan jungkook. haven't heard any of his songs. or if i have i don't remember them #i CAN stan taemin though. this comes naturally to me like a cat to biting you.

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commisioned a super detailed lifesize mannequin that looks just like you because i love you so much

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at the end of the day i just don't have an rpf-ers temperament unfortunately. i'm sure those guys are very interesting but you simply couldn't pay me to care about what celebrities have going on in their everyday lives.

#put on your little show for me and then go away

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shinee performing lucifer in 2024 (x)

#guy in the middle with dark hair and the black crop top....... #i'm understanding the shinee enchantment everyone was going on about now

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Fuck you, pay me.

#the pay raise question was inspired by this post alkfdjalsk

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looking up "what's a good raise" and getting a bunch of computer software engineers debating whether 10% is "too low" like okay so we live on different planets.

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JACOB ANDERSON 2024 | Aaron Hurley ph. for Head Above The Clouds

#the most beautiful man in the world is alive today #and his name is jacob anderson.... #jacob anderson

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something SO funny to me about fo3 starting with a "look honey, we've got a beautiful baby [boy/girl]" choice, and then 3 seconds later it immediately launches a machine that projects what your character will look like as an adult, including a gender option.

"look honey, we've got a beautiful baby girl... <3"

the machine that studies baby faces to decide what they'll look like in the future: BEEP BOOP! TRANSGENDER FAGGOT ALERT!!