Stiles: So you're just like—out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?
Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?
Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even—you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!
Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*
Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*
Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??
Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?
Derek: *Le sigh* Please.
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the noble palawan peacock pheasant
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lmao NONE of those words are in the necronomicon 🤣
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being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"
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[vampires will never hurt you voice] you put the dyke in my heart!
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Phil not being able to add 25+6 mentally and Dan thinking gnome starts with an n these two really are a pair huh
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sorry the lonely grumpy arsehole always ends up wanting to suck the annoying sunshine boy's dick i don't make the rules bro
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ok well if i was a wolf i would
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I love how Greta Gerwig said "the Barbie movie is for the Jane Austen girlies". And how Neil Gaiman said "Good Omens 2 is for the Jane Austen girlies".
I'm the Jane Austen girlies 🙂
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