Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?
Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?
Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!
Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*
Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*
Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??
Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?
Derek: *Le sigh* Please.
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I can’t wait to get hotel fucked tomorrow 🥵🤤 should I let him fuck me in the ass? dm me if you want more
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And I’m back at it.
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It is all thanks to my psychiatrists, family, my best friend and me of course! 🩷
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No preworkout, just the thought of him with other women.
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why is my brain like this
>be me
>write a computer software paper
>the question is "what are the methods by which a virus can infect a program"
>I knew there were 5. l remembered that by making the acronym DR ARI (@her-midas-touch you have a degree now l don't make the rules)
>l couldn't remember for the life of me what the other R stood for.
>so my sleep deprived brain was like:✨ R a w d o g✨
>l nearly wrote that answer y'all. Ah yes. the methods by which a virus infects programs: delete, redirect, append, insert and rawdog.
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its probably damaging to the cells to be in active anxiety 18 hours a day
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Yellow Dog popart
Shoop
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I cannot believe I consumed Twin Peaks (1991-1992) on broadcast tv in an era before texting existed, much less social media. What did we all do? Watch an hour of the most unhinged, creepy, sexy, woodsy, surreal and just inexplicable gorgeous content ALONE in our living rooms and then just…go to sleep? Wait until school the next day to talk about it (verbally)?
The group texts I would have sent, y’all. The exclamation points alone. The cold sweat and skull emojis. The morning-after gifs.
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Little baby bloat ✨ (speckles are on my mirror, not me lol)
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https://www.tumblr.com/landonfour/729101989505630208/so-first-i-want-to-say-about-your-why-are-you
Hi friend! Please tell me that you’ve at least considered therapy before, cause that is some trauma that you don’t deserve to have to work through on your own. You similar to me where you’re logical enough to rationalize your way threw it all until is hits you like a trains at the worst time.
nah babes we raw dogging this, on top of the being bullied and all, I've seen my mom nearly die twice, 4 friends of mine passed away, lost my grandma and aunt, and a big fat depression, this therapist is gonna need a lot of therapists themselves, this bitch numb as fuck 😂
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I honestly love being a weirdo at this point I’m fully unmasked and unbothered like I do not care I do not have the energy to act normal anymore
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bitches on my instagram stories who are begging to get an npf diagnose pls shut the fuck up challenge
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hi oomfies i have an english midterm tmrw so instead of studying i didn’t smarter thing and bleached my hair!! <3
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