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Neville: What's wrong, Gran? Are you picturing my future again?
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therealvinelle · 11 months
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I don't know if you've answered this already but what would happen if Voldemort thought Neville was the chosen one?
I don't think he chose the Potters so much as went to kill them when an opportunity named Peter Pettigrew struck. It could easily have been the Longbottoms first.
Going off the theory that it wasn't some mystical power of love that saved Harry, but rather Lily who did something, then the Longbottoms would have died unceremoniously. Some time later Tom would inevitably have gotten his hands on the Potters, and been vanquished.
The Lestranges and Barty Jr. would have found some other Order members to torture, and someone else would have decapitated Nagini.
The only difference this makes is the date Tom gets vanquished, and that there are no Longbottoms this time around.
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rosie-love98 · 6 months
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Longbottom Headcanon:
While Alice was a Hufflepuff, Frank was a Gryffindor who was bullied by James Potter until 1977. That year, James was making a turnaround and wanted to make amends with Frank by being nicer to him, being the main one to stand up to Augusta and even getting the shy Frank to ask the clumsy Alice out.
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atyd1960 · 10 months
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I refuse to accept “Longbottom” as a reasonable name. U really expect me to believe Alice stood there and was like “yes I take this man’s last name”. Like bffr. I’m this 🤏🏻 close to call Frank “Frank Fortescue” and never type that horrific last name again. I’m dying to know what was jkr’s thought process. Like truly wtf. Generations of ppl just went “yea my last name is Long-bottom whatcha gonna do abt it”. Bro😭
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bethsvrse · 7 months
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STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES
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the-original-gays · 4 months
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James: I am 100% straight.
Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.
James: I am 90% straight.
Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.
James: I am 80% straight.
Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.
James: I am not straight.
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maluceh · 28 days
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senior citizen discount at the three broomsticks
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isabel-lillah · 15 days
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“Did you hear Frank Longbottom hooked up with Alice last week?”
James stood in an empty classroom’s door barely containing his laughter. Regulus, Barty, Evan, Dorcas and Pandora were gossiping so loud he heard them through the closed door while walking down a corridor. They were in so deep they hadn’t even noticed James walking in two minutes ago.
“What?”
“Yeah, apparently it happened at the Ravenclaw party last week.”
“But Alice? Seriou- James?”
It was honestly hilarious how quickly the slytherins (and a ravenclaw) paled after realising he was there, listening. However, they had forgotten everyone in the castle is a gossip - James included.
Plus, he's a gryffindor, so he has a bit more information about the situation.
So James just pushed himself off of the doorframe and joined in: “Did you know they’re officially dating now?”
“They’re what?”
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brbcryingintheclub · 9 months
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James “fuck it” Potter
Sirius “fuck me” Black
Remus “fuck off” Lupin
Peter “oh fuck” Pettigrew
Lily “fuck this” Evans
Marlene “fuuuuccck” McKinnon
Mary “fuck you” Macdonald
Dorcas “fuck my life” Meadows
Regulus “fuck everything” Black
Evan “well fuck” Rosier
Barty “for fucks sake” Crouch Jr.
Frank “fuck fuck fuck” Longbottom
Alice “what the fuck” Prewett
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daiziesssart · 3 months
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witches from the class of 1978 ✨
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Neville: Gran, I wanna be a herbologist.
Augusta: Oh honey, aren't you bullied enough as it is?
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samisamousa · 17 days
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What do you mean canon James is straight ??? I mean, even in a Jily universe, he has a crush on Frank Longbottom for a month in 4th year. You can't say otherwise.
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rosie-love98 · 11 months
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Hogwarts New Generation Idea:
This may be a one-girl-opinion, but the thought of Albus Severus Potter getting together with Neville and Hannah Longbottom’s daughter in the future sounds adorable. 
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bethsvrse · 2 months
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when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour
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mgcldydrms · 1 year
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just imagine ...
you're falling asleep late at night. after a while, you hear your name being called. it feels like you have slept for hours, but you're still tired. you hear your name again and again, so you reluctantly open your eyes and suddenly come face to face with your favourite fictional character. you gasp, shocked to see them in front of you, rubbing your eyes over and over again, and telling yourself it's just a dream. 'get up sleepy head. it's time for a new adventure.', they suddenly say, smiling brightly at you. you suddenly look around and notice that you're not in your room, but in your favourite fictional world. 'come on', that fictional character says again. they take your hand and you can feel their grip on you and now you know, it is not a dream. this is your reality now. your time to live in your favourite fictional world and do all these things you have dreamed about for such a long time. it is time to finally be yourself.
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