the-original-gays

[the-original-gays]

Gaston, singing: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

*Not-so-distant sound of James Potter loading a shotgun*

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[the-original-gays]

Sirius, seeing the scars on Remus' face for the first time: Wow.

Remus: I know.

Sirius, gently grabing Remus' face: Hey, after they've healed and we have the dorm to ourselves, it's a face I'd be happy to sit on.

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[the-original-gays]

James: Did you have dinner?

Regulus: Yes, I had a salad. A fruit salad. Mostly grapes. Okay, it was all grapes. Fermented grapes.

James:

Regulus: Wine. I had wine for dinner.

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[the-original-gays]

Barty: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

James:

Barty:

James:...And?

Barty: And you are.

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[the-original-gays]

James Potter was horrible at lying and fully aware of it. His method for getting out of trouble when teachers caught him breaking the rules was to talk as fast as he could, for as long as he could, until eventually the teachers let him go just to shut him up. It worked surprisingly well.

The only teacher not to fall for it was professor McGonagall, of course.

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[the-original-gays]

Percy: Mum, I have something to tell you. I'm gay. And dating Oliver Wood.

George: Oh, me too! Gay, not dating Oliver.

Ron: I just agreed to be Harry's boyfriend, so I guess I am as well.

Molly: Oh, wow, does anyone in this family like girls?

Ginny: I do.

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[the-original-gays]

James, drunk: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?!

Stranger: What does he look like?

James, bursting into tears: BEAUTIFUL!

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[the-original-gays]

James, gets papercut: Ow, shit!

Regulus, scoffing: Week.

[Ten minutes later]

Dumbledore: Let me get this correct, you want to ban paper from Hogwarts?

Regulus: Yes. Paper is very dangerous.

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[the-original-gays]

Bellatrix: Why would someone want to hurt Rita?

Rodolphus: Maybe they met her.

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[the-original-gays]

Ginny: You know that voice of morality and reason in your head?

Ron and Harry simultaneously: You mean the one that sounds like Hermione?

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[the-original-gays]

James: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Regulus: Then sit down.

James, sits: Well, at least we're at eye-level now.

James: *sprints out the room*

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[the-original-gays]

Regulus: I'm getting married!

Barty: To who?

Regulus: James.

Barty: The guy who fired multiple confetti cannons and dozens of fireworks when you dumped me?

Regulus: Yep, that's him.

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[the-original-gays]

Dorcas: I'm so tired, I couldn't sleep at all last night.

Pandora: You know, they say when you can't sleep it's because someone's thinking about you.

Dorcas: Who would he thinking about me at 3am?

Marlene: *Paniked silence*

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[the-original-gays]

*Death Eater meeting 1979*

Voldemort: I have gathered you all here today to play the deadliest game...

Barty, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Voldemort:

Evan:

Regulus:

Lucius:

Bellatrix:

Voldemort: We were actually going going to hunt muggles for sport but now I'm curious what knife monopoly is.

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[the-original-gays]

James Potter is the definition of a queer person that started out as a verry enthusiastic ally.

Remus and Sirius came out and he was like, "That's great! I support the gays!"

Then he saw Regulus and was like, "I support the gays so much I would date one."

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[the-original-gays]

Sirius: Last night you were... unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me.

Remus:

Sirius: Do it again.

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[the-original-gays]

Dumbledore: Apparently, someone has been leaking classified information to the death eaters. The entire order is under investigation.

Marlene: That's crazy. No one here's a spy.

Dumbledore: How can you be so sure?

Marlene: Because I know these guys. I know everything about them.

Dumbledore: You're naive if you think people can't surprise you.

Marlene: Not these people. Here, watch this, I know what everyone's going to do tonight. It's Thursday, so Lily's going to leave early for healer training. Sirius will be working on his stupid bike. Remus will be warning Sirius about how dangerous his stupid bike is. And Peter will be visiting his mum.

Pete: She gets worried if I don't check in regularly.

Marlene: And, if I run and jump at James, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Marlene, sprinting to James: COMING IN!

James: NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA!

James: *Drops tea to catch Marlene*

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