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god i LOVE how to train your dragon
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So you know the headcanon that wizards with animagus forms start to do things like their animals? Like if you shone a flashlight into James’s face it would make him literally deer in the headlights. (McGonagall definitely caught the boys at one point during a late night snack run by just accidentally shining her wand a little too close to James and he just froze.) Or I think Peter just started adding more and more cheese to his foods. But as for Sirius, I think that he just gradually began to chase after anything that someone throws until he will literally drop everything—no matter how important—to go chase it. Remus finds this hilarious.
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Marauders fanfic authors be like: “it’ll have a happy ending, I promise!”
Also Marauders fanfic authors: *kills off half the characters*
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Remus: *There Sirius goes, sneaking into James’ bed again for another one of their late night conversations. He likes James better than me. They’re always having secret conversations in the middle of the night. I wish I was invited. They are so insular. I wish Sirius liked me that much. I wonder what they’re talking about, I wish he would talk with me*
Sirius to James at 3am: -and then Moony brushed my hand! What do you think that means?
James: I-
Sirius: -AND THEN he called me an idiot, but he was smiling. And then he brought me a coffee without me asking and then he was reading in the library and the sun was hitting his hair and it was all bronze and golden and th-
James: *oh my god I need to go to sleep please shut the fuck up*
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bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and then choose a character that has never had a day of comfort in their lives
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Sirius: professor, with all due respect, I think the four of us have really matured over the summer
James at the back of the classroom:
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Marauders as Idioms my Dad likes to say
James: If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid
Remus: KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
Sirius: FIG JAM: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
Pete: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
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