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hdypynitgof · 2 years
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Imagine Lily being the fun mom while James is the protective dad. Sirius would find the change absolutely hilarious, mocking him every time he visits but doing it with unbelievable fondness. Sirius would fall even more in platonic love with Lily, tossing Harry up and laughing together at James' attempts to whisk him away despite Lily casting cushioning and protective charms. Sirius would be so surprised by James yet so proud of him, telling Remus all about it.
It would be great at first but terribly bitter later, when he would at last think that maybe James was so protective of Harry because he somehow knew how little time they had.
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mauverickk · 2 years
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Some random modern headcanons for the Marauders from the top of my head-
James has totally made a TikTok on the lyrics “How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay” and it features Sirius who has no idea that he’s being filmed.
Sirius always has a scrunchie on his wrist. ALWAYS!
Remus has a booktok account on which he posted like twice and then forgot about it.
They tried growing Marijuana once, but after a while it just served as an ashtray.
James has 382919172911 pairs of glasses because he always forgets where he has kept them.
And he absolutely refuses to wear contacts because he thinks that they’ll get lost inside his brain somehow.
To this Remus rolled his eyes and replied “You can’t lose it in your brain if you don’t have one to begin with”.
I like to believe that even though Sirius is dramatic, he isn’t nearly as short tempered as Remus.
Ykw fuck the trope where Remus is the only one with working brain cells— I say all three of them are dumbasses that barely get anything done without endangering their lives.
Remus and Sirius hate doing laundry so they secretly hide their dirty clothes under James’ in his laundry basket.
Remus has one hundred percent planted pots and vine creepers in empty alcohol bottles.
James has a hole in his wall from when he was trying to scoop the hockey puck while drunk and instead flicked it though the wall nearly missing Sirius’ head.
Bet you 100 bucks that one day Sirius fixed the wall with the Ramen technique he saw on TikTok.
James is the best cook out of the three, from watching his mum cook all the time.
Sirius makes the world’s best instant noodles in the world. He used to smuggle instant noodle cups for his vacations and whenever Walburga would banish him to his room, he’d cook those using a lil water and a lil magic. He has perfected his own instant noodles recipe over the years. And he likes it precisely that way.
Remus can’t cook for shit. No cap. This lad decided to cook once after watching a few cooking tiktoks and managed to put raw spaghetti on fire.
James definitely had a Wattpad and Tumblr phase. Which he claims he has outgrown.
Sirius is always on top of all celebrity gossip and ‘educates’ the other two.
Remus is addicted to The Office. Boy’s a hardcore stan.
Same way James stans Modern Family and Sirius stans Brooklyn 99.
Shopping sprees are WILD. Sirius usually sits in the trolly and James rolls him around. Remus takes one look at the hyperactive duo and takes a u turn towards the coffee shop.
They have a pet rat living in the pasta cabinet o they absolutely love. The three wholeheartedly believe that the said rat is Remy from Ratatouille.
This was really fun. I might continue it over the time <333
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rosekiller-addict · 8 months
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after Regulus and James start dating, Evan and Barty both kinda pretend like they hate him but they both secretly think he's a good guy and good for Regulus (you can't convince me they don't talk about this when they're alone)
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uncaffeinatedbirb · 2 years
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they're trying their best, your honor
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theanonymousloser · 2 years
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I feel like James Potter isn't really a reader, but if he meets someone who is then he could become one. Like I feel like James is the type of person to read the book he sees his crush/significant other reading just to impress them.
And then when they're dating he would totally be the type to read aloud to his S/o and use different voices for characters and shit.
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lolregulus · 2 years
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Regulus is a really picky eater. Once he finds a dish he likes at a restaurant he'll just order that every time. He rarely tries out new foods. Regulus also won't let his food touch each other on the plate and eats one thing at a time.
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rosie-love98 · 5 months
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Longbottom Headcanon:
While Alice was a Hufflepuff, Frank was a Gryffindor who was bullied by James Potter until 1977. That year, James was making a turnaround and wanted to make amends with Frank by being nicer to him, being the main one to stand up to Augusta and even getting the shy Frank to ask the clumsy Alice out.
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unsmokedroses · 1 year
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concept: lily finds out that halloween isn’t celebrated the same way in hogwarts and outright protests it.
she teachers the marauders about it and explains the entire trick or treat event
they bring cauldrons and pillow cases and go knocking on classroom doors asking for candy
she then explains that (cue means girls moment) teenagers dress in slutty outfits and eat candy for an entire night.
sirius immediately joins in, teaming up with lily and mary to go with everyone to a muddle halloween store and buy costumes
“I want to dress slutty and get absolutely drunk?? why did i not know of this sooner??”
“sirius really it’s-”
“Oh moony! say you’ll go with me, we could even dress up together oh it’ll be wonderful”
they do like a shit ton of fashion shows with every single costume and idea
james jokingly takes out a werewolf suit and holds it up to remus, who very much rolls his eyes and proceeds to shove james into the nearest costume rack
marlene and pandora flirt with the skeletons on the wall (the ones that light up and talk when you walk by)
they all sneak in a shit ton of alcohol and have an all-house party (costumes are mandatory!! sluttiest costume wins)
sirius and remus (with a lot of convincing on sirius’ part) go matching as a devil and angel
james’ costume is put together with the help of mary, who does skeleton makeup for him
peter dressing as a zombie (lily did his makeup)
lily and marlene both went as a sexy pirate while mary went as a vampire
dorcas goes as a siren, much to marlenes delight.
pandora goes as a fairy <33
bonus:
“Sirius, i’d rather be dead than attend your stupid dress up party”
“but regulus…there are free drinks”
“yes evan, i am fully aware of that”
long story short. evan and barty drag regulus to the gryffindor common room both with very wide grins with their matching costumes (they borrowed pandoras dresses and decided to go drag) (“fuck it, i’m getting drunk tonight anyways”)
regulus is stood there pissed with makeshift cat ears and sharpie whiskers (courtesy of evan)
second bonus:
the costume contest winner is being announced and sirius is beginning to stand up in all of his glory
“and the winner is”
sirius rising from remus’ lap, drink in hand
“alice fortescue, dressed as sirius black!!”
sirius’ mouth dropped, whirling around to see alice, standing proud with a leather jacket and eye liner
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curseofaphrodite · 2 years
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May I request how it would be to be Remus little sibling?
being remus's adopted!sibling would include
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constant bickering because you-swear-the-chocolate-wrappings-were-not-present-in-your-room-earlier-that-day or please-stop-stealing-my-sweater-you-have-literal-fur-i-have-nothing-and-its-fucking-cold
having a sibling would totally change his story in small but significant ways; he would love himself more if he knew there was someone to be responsible for. he would love himself more if he knew he had a sibling who won't hesitate to bite if he tries self-negative talks.
he'll be protective over you for sure; and he'd constantly make sure Sirius or James isn't flirting with you.
if you did have a relationship with either of them, it's obviously a secret. Remus would easily figure it out but that's another story.
bonding times are usually accompanied by fewer words. most common ones are reading in the same room or preparing cookies for events.
you force him to go shopping every month with you because everything he had looked the same and to be honest, sirius was the only one with proper fashion sense in his friend group.
he likes baking a lot. he'd show his appreciation for you with beautiful cupcakes (mostly right after fights 'cause that's his way of apologizing to you).
your school had dance and drama showcases etc and he's always in the front row seat with a camera. (even if it's the kind of thing teachers have to force you to participate.)
there are no secrets between you. it was one of the only promises he asked you to make — to tell him everything that's going on in your life.
this has helped you out a ton because whenever you fuck up, you call your brother first 'cause he'd never judge or scold.
lemme rephrase that, he will scold later yes but first he'd know what to do to unfuck the situation. he's the smart sibling fr.
the earliest happy memory you have is him holding you up to the sky when you were 9 or 10, pointing to the stars and promising you magic.
after the war, the stars became achingly beautiful. the worst was over, but a big part of you had gone.
you'd go to his headstone every week to talk, making sure he doesn't miss out anything in your life - just like he had made you promise.
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moonyscane · 2 years
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sirius is that person to always change the volume on school computers to 69.
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doorlene · 11 months
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peter and marlene have monthly scream movie marathons together
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hdypynitgof · 2 years
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Sirius: your face is so sour I almost grabbed it to make some lemonade.
Regulus, instantly developing an eye twitch:...
James, grinning: turn that frown upside down!
Regulus:...
Regulus: I'm divorcing you.
James: but we're not married!
Regulus, heading for the door: and we never fucking will be.
James, pouting at Sirius: he didn't divorce you...
Sirius: pretty sure you're looking for "disown" here.
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espressopatronum454 · 2 years
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trans reg and sirius headcannon
what if they were both trans, and when they realized they were just like, i like your name so much better, and just switched names
sirius was regulus at birth and vice versa, but sirius is non-binary, and they think sirius fits them better than regulus.
sirius can be a female name and their parents wanted a boy, so they named regulus sirius, but when he transitions from ftm, he realized regulus fit him better.
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the-shrieking-shack · 2 years
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Headcanon -
James and Evan being the "mom friend" of the group and catching up over tea like typical mothers and ranting about how much their friends make them fuss over their health, food, etc is one of my favourite things.
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uncaffeinatedbirb · 2 years
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Headcanon:
While the Marauders are serving detentions because of their pranks, Barty is serving detentions for the sht he's pulled around the school just to annoy his father (the only reason he's read the school handbook back and front).
Every once in a while, they find themselves serving detentions together and all of their friends were suprised the first time they strolled into the Great Hall for breakfast, laughing and talking after spending the entire night polishing cauldrons.
They are now "detention friends" and Regulus wants to jump off the Astronomy Tower because his best friend, brother, and boyfriend are now amicable thus would sometimes gang up to annoy him.
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padfoot-lupin77 · 1 year
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My Alice Fortescue hcs:
•she/they demigirl panromantic greyace
•had shoulder length hair but cut them very short in third year
•looks shy but actually isn’t
•barefoot during summer
• their favorite class is charms
•only dresses in pastel colors
•doesn’t really like makeup
•sings.like.an.angel.
•she collects crystals
•can make jewelry out of anything
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