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SW incorrect quotes as things my husband and I have said to each other pt.1
Rex- "Why are you eating KFC corn right now? It's 7am!"
Fives- "I've made some questionable decisions in my time, this is one of them."
Rex, sighing- "you forgot to get cereal at the store yesterday didn't you?"
Fives, snorting- "more like I didn't go to the store."
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Med droid- "Lets see how much you've dilated since earlier."
Med droid-*starts to do its thing*
Padme- *makes a low and guttural moan*
Anakin, sounding hurt- "you've never made that sound when I do that."
Padme, deadpan.- "Shut the kriff up."
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*Cody and Obi-Wan showering together*
Cody- "Can you shave my back please."
Obi-Wan- "I would rather die, it's like a fur coat."
Cody- "Is that a no?"
Obi-Wan, rolling his eyes- "Give me the razor."
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*In a speeder with the windows rolled down, going down the speedway*
Fives, driving while picking long hair off his face and arms.- "For force sake Tup, keep your kriffing hair to yourself!!"
Tup, already annoyed- It's kriffing hair! I can't control it!" What do you want me to do about it? Shave it?
Fives, pick some out of his mouth,- "Yes Bitch!"
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Padme, clearly busy making dinner,- "Babe can you get Leia some juice, please."
Anakin, playing a hologame- Yea, just let me- KRIFF REX YOU CAN SHOOT ME THATS FRIENDLY FIRE, WE'RE IN THE DAMN ARMY YOU KNOW THIS!!!!!"
1 year old Leia, who hasn't said her first words yet.- "KRIFF!"
Padme, quietly-"Kriff"
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Rex- "You know when I was younger, Seventeen used to always tell me to find I nice man with a good job, and a good head on his shoulders."
Cody- "And did you?"
Anakin- *Walking past the window in nothing but his underwear, with one of the twins on his hip, laughing maniacally at a meme on his comm*
Rex, shrugging with heart eyes- "Maybe not but I love him either way."
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Jesse- *laying in bed holding his stomach*
Kix, getting into bed after a long day and laying his head on Jesse's chest. -Goodnight babe, I love you.
Jesse- *Farts really loud and long, heaving a sigh of relief afterwards.* "I love you too baby."
Kix, appalled. "I'll get the Gas-X"
Jesse, holding his pillow to his face because of the smell- "Yea you should probably do that."
Hope you enjoyed my husband and I say and do a lot of stupid things so.. there will be more lol
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kurara123 · 8 months
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Time for an update of my Black Series collection!!!!! 😁
I ordered them from Aliexpress so they are bootlegs but Hasbro are so stupid for not giving them official figures 🤨and they are all amazing!!!!!
Waxer and Boil!!!!😍
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Here with the rest of 212th
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Umbara boys + 332nd clone trooper (Hardcase with his Z-6 Rotary Cannon 😭I love him soooo much🥰)
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and with the rest of 501st 😌
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my collection at the moment
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Bonus:
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these three...I swear.... I love them soooooooo f much!!!!!!!
(I would insert big explosion at the background but i don't have a time to do it 😂)
The one thats are missing from my collection (that I'm aware of) are of course Rex (he is so expensive right now I hope Hasbro will be smart this time and re-release him), ARF trooper, Arc Fives and Bootleg Tup (i was late and already he is not available in aliexpress 😫
I hope that Aliexpress will made Thorn and Hound I reeeeealllly need them 😭
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clonememesfrikyeah · 1 year
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A list of things Rex has said at some point that he never thought he would be saying:
• Sure, go ahead, stick the thermometer into an electrical socket.
• Don’t feed the droids after midnight please.
• For every cricket you catch and bring to me I’ll give you a quarter. The cafeteria is having a special tonight and they need them for garnish.
• How do none of you know your multiplication tables?
• Divine intuition is not a credible source.
• I am not your blorbo, so stop calling me that.
• Please don’t compare yourself to Yoda again.
• Why are you eating a pack of ribs during training?
• Stop calling Tup your little meow meow
• We’re watching an informative video on separatist movements Hardcase, not an animated show about ponies, so stop asking when Twilight Sparkle is going to show up.
• General Skywalker isn’t a credible source either.
• That’s not a cricket, that’s a rolly polly!
• I don’t care if you’re the “better Jesus”, we are still not going to let you put a shrine in the bathroom vents.
• It doesn’t matter if your wearing “super warm gloves” Denal, touching absolute negative zero will freeze your arm.
• Being a Sagittarius has nothing to do with your ability to properly handle an assault rifle.
• As I said in the announcements today, experimental cheese making in the barracks is banned, especially the chocolate, soda and meat kinds. Any trooper suspected of illegal cheese making will be investigated and if found guilty the punishment will be entertaining Hardcase nonstop for 6 consecutive days.
• I have an idea, let’s stop talking about the biochemical habits of flesh.
• I didn’t care for that warty green lady in the movie with the cyclone and overweight chihuahua. But that being said, Echo you still look like the tin man.
• Do not keep the live crabs just out and about, put them back in the mess hall fridges please.
• For the last time I don’t give a shit about the industrial revolution and it’s consequences, just put deodorant on damn it!
• The gonk droids didn’t eat your paperwork I can see it sticking out of your mouth right there.
• please keep in mind that breaking the laws of thermodynamics is a highly regulated practice.
• Using flares to roast marshmallows with is never a good idea it’s a fire hazard.
• Why does it smell like Fabuloso and crayons in here?
•Ass-paragus.
• Fives, your abomination is ready!
• Wow, watching that guy transform back into a car was just what I needed, stunning, life changing, thanks Hardcase that really made my day.
• THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
• Dice are not the best form on nutrition.
• Put them dogs on a leash and lock them in the kennel or something, just put socks on that aren’t missing the whole toe part Dogma.
• (about Tups zit covered forehead) Mars called they want the surface of their planet back.
•Hoooogs.
• I agree with general skywalkers plan.
• Its rice time.
• Oh shit the goose is back again lock the door!
• I wouldn’t be more surprised if i woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet than I am to see you right now Wolffe.
•Trapezoids are definitely not a part of the limbic system.
• This is why your not allowed to listen to Stripper Magician anymore.
• Your father thought you were so ugly he ran off with the milk man then stopped existing.
• I would send myself off to the ward but im pretty sure im already there with all of you here.
• Don’t put yourself into a quagmire trying to do all those mental gymnastics in your head Hardcase.
• You want to hear a joke? Good. A piece of string is tied into a knot. Oh you thought this was going to be funny? Im a frayed knot.
• Get it? Afraid not, a frayed knot. Get it? Get it?
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sarcastic-sketches · 2 years
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The Wolf Side
I really just need to focus on one AU at a time but heatwave and melty brain says no. Watching Dog Soldiers has made me think about the 501st encountering a planet with a breakout space lycanthropy problem, only nobody told them because the planet is already under Separatist control. So sure, let the local pack do what they do best. Only think about if Anakin got bit or scratched.
The lads feel bad that he got injured whilst making sure none of the wolves got close to any of the Clones, but the he starts getting ill, then the wounds heal within a matter of hours. By the next night he starts to shift; claws growing, teeth and jaws elongating, eyes turning yellow and reflective. He has enough awareness to book it as far away from his troops as possible. The clone do the same in the opposite direction whilst trying to dodge the local wolves.
They’re flooring it in their armoured speeder, heading for their evacuation point and suddenly all the wolves peel off and stop chasing. Understandably confused, the Clones hesitate but the wolves don’t try and follow, spooked off by something. That’s when they spot the massive wolf, much bigger than the others, bearing down on them from the front. Rex: Oh shit. Fives: Please tell me that’s not who I think it is
But instead of ramming the speeder, the wolf just jumps clean over it to chase after the other wolves. The Clones continue on their way, unable to hail their planned air evac and are freaking out more and more as the big wolf starts running alongisde their speeder. Kix: It’s got a scar over it’s right eye The wolf’s eyes are blue. Fives: oh fuck Rex: That’s General Skywalker. Tup: At least he’s not trying to eat us Anakin has spent so long during this war trying not to let the Dark side win over him, especially after he lost control so spectacularly on Tatooine, that Lycanthropy is surprisingly easy to shrug off. He’s not a human mind in a werewolf body though, but the wolf does recognise the Clones and is aware enough to recognise them as pack and the local wolves as a threat.
The 501st now have to deal with their General being a gnarly looking wolf the size of a tank until the sun comes back up. They really hope they don’t have to watch him eat somebody.
I’m not even talking about a normal looking wolf thats just big. This thing is gnarly, possibly two sets of eyes one set ontop of the other, each vertebra has spines jutting through it’s back, and it’s ribcage has moved outward to become almost like an exoskeleton. There’s a patch at the front in between where collar bones should be thats just dark skin that you can see an internal fire through.
Hell Hounds, I’ve made these things effing Hellhounds.
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soclonely · 1 year
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what about…the clones as people you’d see in the airport at 3pm on a tuesday*?
*assuming non-holiday week
This is ironic because next Tuesday I will be at the airport at 3pm on a work trip! Are you secretly my boss? 👀 If so, I deserve a raise!
Rex- Carrying coffee around for hours. Has probably hit starbucks 4 different times already and their wait time for their flight is only 2 hours
Echo- An oddly specific one. Blonde haired, messy bunned girl wearing a white t-shirt, black athetic shorts OR grey sweatpants, wearing birkenstocks, carrying a vera bradley backpack and a rolling bag, with her travel pillow hanging around her neck. I see them every time! Just pure absolute comfort
Fives- that one asshole sleeping on the ground with their legs sticking out and their hood up.
Jesse- Deer in headlights, first time traveler who has a PAPER TICKET with them. Bless these adults
Kix- The person whose phone is cranked up and they are talking and laughing loudly on it as they wander
Tup- no hesitation business traveler who has no problem running you over on the moving sidewalk to get to the business lounge.
Dogma- mentions to the clerk they have preboarding like 5 different times and asks to make sure they will be first to let on
Hardcase- the bachelorette party coming back from an extended weekend in Miami.. literally the worst flight experience of my life
Coric- The person running across 4 terminals with all of their belongings to catch their next flight because they thought flying into atlanta with only an hour between flights was plenty of time
Bly- the annoying couple walking in front of you slowly with their wheelie bags and holding onto one another. If you miss your flight because of them its totally okay to steal their wedding rings.
99- the airport worker in the golf cart. idk why, but hes always there
Cody- Flight attendants/pilots that are quickly shuffling around the airport to their next flight. they travel in a fucking pack
Waxer/Boil- Mom with a toddler who cannot keep them entertained. pushing them around the airport in a stroller, giving them constant snacks and toys, and having to watch them pick it up everytime their child throws it and cackles
Wolffe- The very tired customer service rep at the flight desk.
Boost/Sinker- Same as Kix BUT sitting next to you at the gate while waiting for your flight
Hunter- The dad who thought it would be cheaper to take a family trip in the middle of the week so him, his wife, and their five kids are going through checklists, looking at pamphlets, and talking while they wait to board.
Wrecker- The loud kid asking everyone questions and running all over the terminal while their parents just ignore it.
Tech- The dude sitting right in the middle of the outlet area near your gate and hogging the whole fucking table. I hate these guys
Crosshair- The group of people who bought plane tickets, but did not reserve their seats so they are now asking everyone at the gate if they will trade so they can sit next to their friends. No maam I paid an extra few $$ to pick my seat I will not trade you.
Omega- The influencer. Look, I love Omega but there is some serious influencer vibes there. selfies all over the airport
Howzer- the security guard that keeps following me around. I know I didnt do anything illegal but seeing the same one over and over again keeps making me second guess myself. like i dunno AM i actually smuggling drugs?
Fox- The group of guys sitting at the airport bar!
Gregor- The man with literally all the snacks. Seeing him at every convenience store in the airport (thats me)
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his-mochi-cheeks · 3 years
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I'm home getting drunk by myself ADLKALDKAL thank God for autocorrect amiright???
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aahsokaatano · 2 years
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How about this one for Tup/Dogma - best friends to lovers ''let's just kiss to see what it's like'' they kiss, and they're in love with each other, so they pull away slightly, lock eyes, and dive in for a second kiss
Awww thats so soft anon!
send me kiss or yearning prompts! Doing 1 a night until I run out!
It was Tup's idea.
"Why not?" He had said. "Either it's bad and we forget about it, or..."
He hadn't said anything after the 'or' but Dogma got the gist. Or, it's good, and they... do something? Talk, probably. They should probably talk about it.
But... later.
Right now, his mouth was rather occupied with Tup's. Because it was good. It was really good.
Dogma hadn't kissed a lot of people, but this was definitely the best one he'd ever had.
Tup's eyes were wide and bright and he was grinning widely when they parted. His tongue darted out to lick his lips, and his smile grew when he saw Dogma's eyes flick down to track the movement.
"Well," he said, just a little out of breath. "I thought that was good. You?"
He swallowed roughly. "I - yeah. Yeah. It was," he cleared his throat, felt his ears heat with a flush. "Very good."
Tup giggled - not meanly, just... in happiness. "I'd like to do it again."
"Me, too," Dogma smiled back and leaned in for more.
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Just How Things Are| Maul
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He watched it happen, her fall off the cliff. He could only remember shouting for her as she went over, laying at the next ridge, hair covering her face.
How bad he wanted to go back and get her.
"Darth Maul."
Maul lifted up his head, he was brutting in his throne on Mandolore, and there she stood.
"Master Y/n"
What was he suppoe to do? Say that he loved her? In hopes it would rekindle his relationship with her once more.
"Get your ass off that throne and fight me." Y/n demanded.
Firey as ever, he chuckled remembering the times before when she tell him to get his ass up and come to bed with her. That was before the fall.
"You will not laugh at me! You hurt the one's I love. You hurt Obi-Wan!? And you laugh!? You're sick!" She argued sabers in hand and by her sides.
Maul snarled at the name. Obi-Wan- Obi-Wan.
"You are not Obi-Wan's!" He defended a tight fist slamming down on the arm of the throne, rising in anger, "You were mine! And mine Only!'
"I was never yours!" She argued.
The dark Saber coming into hand as it ignited.
"You were mine! I loved you!" He shouted at her.
Y/n kept her self still, "Then why do you look so alone right now."
It was true, his brother?
Dead.
Savage was all he had left.
"If you come with me I won't be alone anymore." Maul told her reaching out a hand the saber once ignited vanished as he tossed it to the side, "again. Like we use to be. Before you fell."
Y/n's turned off, as she placed them on her sides.
"and why did I fall- Truth be told," she responded, "I don't remember the fall. I just remember waking up- finding Obi-Wan and Anakin looming over myself."
Again with Obi-Wan- and now he had to worry about Anakin.
The one choosen to destroy the force, by his old Masters hand.
"It was an accident-"
"Im not dumb. What happened that day!?" Y/n argued, "tell me something, I was fighting besides you. Or was defending someone- what happened-"
Besides him? No. She was a Jedi. And he? He didnt even know who he was.
"Just know all that I do was for you, for us!" He defended.
What happened? There was an arguement before hand resulting in Y/n leaving...he remember it so clearly.
"Maul!" Y/n argued bursting in the doors of the throne room.
"My dove-"
"No! You promised me no one else would have to die!" She argued, "I know Savage is dead!-"
"You will not speak his name!" Maul shouted back.
"Maul. You're killing good people! You think you're the only one that's suffered!?" Y/n argued.
"You do not understand!-"
"No! I do. I really do! My men, my brothers have died for this war!" She defended, "and I love you! I love you so much that this whole time I've went behind there backs- Tup dead! Fives dead! Waxer and Boil! Dead! Anakins falling apart!- this is just part of my suffering! Maul Im falling apart!"
"Then stay by my side!" Maul defended, "leave them behind! We can heal together-"
"Thats not healing!" Y/n shot back, "the only healing thing anymore is death!"
"Y/n you can not leave me alone!" He pleaded, "Im alone! Is that what you wanted to hear from me?! That I need you? I do. I need you! So stay with me!"
Y/n looked up at him, he placed himself on a pedestal with a throne, with power. He got what he finally wanted. What he truly wanted.
"Are you happy? Where you are?" Y/n questioned, part of her prayed he'd say no- that he didn't need the power, her eyes glossed over as she looked at him.
"I am where I rightfully belong! And you belong by my side!" Maul tried to convince as she shook her head, tears fell from her eyes and down her cheeks.
"Then Im hope your happy." Y/n told him, turning her back to him as she walked away, he calling out for her to come back as she left him alone.
He truly was alone only seeing her in battle once more afterwards, the two dualing. Both pleading with each other as Maul's anger got the best of him, realizing a wide force push in anger she managed to keep herself up, but stumbled over some rocks, and over the edge of a cliff. There was a loud shout of her name from down in thr reviene, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Padawan Ashoka Tano watched her fall.
"So Maul."
He raised his gaze from the floor.
"Tell me what happened," y/n demanded, "If you were so in love with me Why werent you above me when I woke up."
"It was me. I pushed you to your near demise." He spoke, truthfully, "There was an arguement- and a dual- we fought-"
"You tried to kill me!" Y/n shouted in accusation.
"I tried to get you back!" Maul spoke, "this republic you serve! Its not worthy of you and it will only fall!"
"And you are?!" Y/n argued taking out her sabers once more.
"General!" In ran Rex and Cody, with there Generals behind them.
She put a saber up in defense, telling them to stay behind her.
"These are my people Maul. These are my brothers." Y/n responded, "You mean nothing. Not after all thats been done."
"Y/n I will not kill you!" Maul argued, "I will not hurt you again!"
"Then I am sorry Maul." Y/n responded as she started walking forward sabers bright as they stayed steady in her hands, "its just how things are."
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dxmerons · 3 years
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The clones as things I’ve heard in my Spanish class:
Fives: *looks at clock and groans* YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ITS NOT EVEN NOON YET!!!
Rex: *to fives* I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!!!!
Kix: what we do is friendly bullying, we’re not mean.
Echo: do you ever dream in Spanish?
Wrecker: that guy in that book looks like Tech! *whispers* oh my goodness it is tech *yells at book* TECH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A SPANISH BOOK YOUR NAME IS NOT VICTOR
Cody: do you think if we spoke only Spanish the rest of the day we’d make it?
Dogma: Sorry! NO DANG IT THATS ENGLISH! NO THAT IS TOO!
Wolffe: *screams* HOLA ME LLAMO-I’m not supposed to be talking this loud right
Tup: can we play despacito that’s in Spanish
Chaos: so I have no idea what were doing
CutUp: OH MY GOD IS THAT BY OLIVIA RODRIGO
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gospelofme · 3 years
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57 Thoughts I Had While Watching Part 2 of The Bad Batch Season Finale (Spoilers ahead!!)
I do like how Part 2 picks right up where Part 1 left off. I prefer that method since it makes it feel like one connected piece. Like how Rogue One ended where A New Hope kicks off.
Ya know, I wouldn’t mind the thunderstorms.
Okay the explosions are beautifully animated. The blues, the sparks, the orange flames. And I like how they’re realistically placed. So many shows with explosions don’t have them right close to the characters, even if they’re supposed to be all around them.
This episode is kinda darkly lit. Not like Battle of Winterfell in Game of Thrones.
Okay yeah, that clone reporting the destruction…thats some sadness there.
That inner alarm has me thinking “oh shit my flight has changed gates again hasn’t it!!”
Damn, imagine being unconscious and wake up in a flooding compartment with a droid and that one kid who took your place.
Okay how strong is that knife. I kinda expect it to break in half. Wrecker would
probably try to trade with Hunter after that.
The shot of the burning buildings on the water is so beautiful too. The reflections were well done.
About AZ being like “oh hey homie, you survived being blown up but now you’re drowning. And I’m watching while this literal child tries to move metal debris off of you.”
Okay Omega using her bow like that is genius. But please wee baby don’t hit Crosshair by accident. And the way the bolts underwater were animated. 🤌🏻🤌🏻
And Crosshair being all “wtf?!”
Dang Omega is so take charge here.
Okay the sprays of water from the door is so well done. And omg they just pop outta there lmao!!!! About how Omega is caught and they just let Crosshair slide on the floor.
Haha Crosshair being like “Hunter, you fucker did you break something?!”
I really wish it wasn’t so darkly lit, but it does bring a sense of realism. The power is out, so what we’re able to see is what the characters are able to see with flashlights. Plus I’m sure this would look different on my TV than iPad.
The music is so pretty, so emotional. Oh damn poor AZ.
Oh never mind. He’s good.
Crosshair quit being a poop and follow them please.
Echo and that smell lmao.
“Blind allegiance makes you a pawn. A real leader protects his squad.”
Huh. Interesting. But isn’t blind allegiance what the clones had in the Republic? Isn’t that what Clone Force 99 had in the Republic? At least mostly. Some clones didn’t have that obviously, like Cut.
Ooohh Crosshair’s expression when Hunter knocked his shoulder. That seemed like surprise. There is something to that.
Hmmmmmm I’m with Crosshair on that. Going through a glass tunnel with cracks in it hundreds of feet below the surface would be a no from me. Also, what about water pressure? Is that not a thing there? Like wouldn’t you get a massive headache traveling through that? Or maybe not….idk.
Oh fuck Wrecker letting Crosshair know what’s what. I do like that he’s finally expressing how he feels. I’ve always thought there was more of a brotherly relationship between Wrecker and Crosshair than Crosshair had with the others. And Wrecker has a point, Crosshair didn’t even try to come back to them. Of course that really isn’t a fair statement either I guess. Wrecker should remember how he couldn’t control what he did when his chip kicked on.
And Tech jumping in and saying that Crosshair has always been “severe and unyielding” is a good way to let us know a bit more of what’s normal behavior for Crosshair. I like how he’s reminded Wrecker that some things Crosshair can’t help due to just how he is (likely a byproduct of the enhancement experiments).
“Understanding you does not mean I agree with you.” Ugh if only more people had this mindset. Also, the whole “why are you defending me?” sounds like Tech doesn’t usually leap to Crosshair’s defense (even though that’s not what he’s doing here). Which further makes me think that the brotherly relationship that usually exists between team members (like Domino squad eventually, Rex/Echo/Fives/Kix/Jesse/Hardcase/Tup) doesn’t exist here between all the guys. It’s more sporadic. Crosshair seems to get along better with Wrecker (in their own way, teasing and their droid death counts) than he does with Tech.
Also perhaps they should not stop so often…ya know, just in case the tunnel implodes.
Oh nope nope nope. No underwater tubes and sea monsters for Bethany.
AZ is so peppy. Like he sounds so positive when relaying bad news. He sounds like the kinda droid that would be like “good news is you have great cholesterol, bad news is you have cancer. But yay no diabetes!”
Oh yeah I kinda forgot Hunter wasn’t with them they first got to the private lab. And oh damn, Omega is technically older than them. The whole accelerated aging thing is just so unfair.
Well we really couldn’t expect a glass tunnel to fully survive aerial bombardment. Better start swimming fuckers!!
Damn, someone find AZ a charger! I bet Tech has one for his datapad that boy is attached too. He seems like the type to never be without a phone charger. He also seems like the type to not want to share it because no one else in the squad treats their charge cords with respect.
Dad gum Crosshair, I didn’t hear you spouting off any bright ideas. Geez, who peed in your wheaties?!
Hunter takes things too personally?! Weren’t you being all Salty McSourpus over Hunter leaving your ass on Kamino for shooting at him and the others? Were you not taking that too personally? But kudos to Hunter for reminding him the Empire peaced the fuck out and left him to die on Kamino. Although…Crosshair does sound like he’s trying not to care about that. Like it does bother him but he’s acting like he don’t give a fuck.
“The Empire will control the entire Galaxy. And I’m going to be a part of it.” Uhm, sir…you’re currently in a secret lab at the bottom of the ocean with no means of escape right now. How do you plan to be a part of the Empire from down here? Like, are you going to establish the underwater branch of the Empire and assert the Emperor’s control over the sea critters?
Ugh Omega trying so hard to bond with Crosshair. Like the parallel between this scene and the holding cell scene. And her thinking she was wrong about the chip making him behave like a dick. Oh sweet baby, you’re not wrong. He still has that thing. But he has always been a dick per Tech’s words earlier. But she’s trying so hard to show him the similarities between them.
I’ve noticed Crosshair does a lot of pushing people away. Like he’s been doing that with Hunter and Omega this whole season. Speaking harshly to them both (although I think some of the things he says to Hunter, he’s always wanted to say). But I think it’s more that he wants to avoid disappointing them, so he shoves them away to prevent that feeling. Like perhaps he thinks he isn’t worthy to be around them, that they’ll be better off without him around.
Oh fuck, look at you contributing now Mr. I Am Going To Complain About Other People’s Ideas.
Did they have to draw straws to see who got their own pod and who had to team up with who? Like,
Hunter: “Someone has to go with Tech.”
Crosshair, Wrecker: “Not it!”
Echo: “not it, fuck I wasn’t fast enough.”
Oh the wee child is getting her own pod. Okay then.
Of course Hunter and Crosshair get doubled up. I bet they argue the whole time.
Crosshair: “stop breathing all the air!!”
Hunter: “stop standing on my foot!!”
Crosshair: “well it’s not my fault you have Sasquatch feet!”
Oh damn. Well bye Omega. It was nice knowing you. Crosshair probably has your eulogy already written.
Hm, so Tech never shared his datapad charge cord with AZ. Bummer.
Awww poor AZ. He was a good droid. We’ll remember how he OMG OMEGA WHAT THE FUCK?!!???
Again is water pressure not a thing in Star Wars?
Sweetie. He’s metal. You won’t be strong enough to pull him along with you.
Oh fuck Crosshair! Oh damn the look on his face is like “Hunter, get you ugly ass face out of my shot.” Oh damn, boy has got some good eyesight, I want a piece of that.
Bruh, that’s gotta hurt. You just saved the kid they all love and they got you at blaster point. Buuuuuut at the same time you haven’t expressed the most positive attitude towards said kid either. So maybe they have a good reason to think you’d shoot her? Still. Damn. That’s gotta hurt, since if it had been the good ol’ days they’d be like “nice shot buddy!”
Hunter looks more wary than upset honestly. Like he isn’t sure why Crosshair did that, but he’s not sure if Crosshair would want him expressing gratitude either. Hunter doesn’t seem to know how to treat him any more. Crosshair belittles him and speaks harshly to him, but then saves Omega. It’s almost like old Crosshair is still in there, knowing how attached the team is to Omega. Even if he does think she’s not in the safest environment with them.
Oh…omg what is this?! I just noticed, no rain on Kamino….AND SUNSHINE?! Like is that a fucking sunrise??!!?? Oh shit you guys there is symbolism here!!! Like a new start or something impossible has happened. Like there has never been sunshine on Kamino, it’s always stormed. Always. Always and forever it has done that. But after the destruction of Tipoca City, the rains cease and the sunshine comes out. Like….omg guys. It’s pretty!!
Interesting. Omega seems sad that a place she didn’t want to ever return to is gone. But I guess that’s probably the notion that she’s essentially homeless setting in. That the only home she’s had (before Clone Force 99) is gone.
Also, I have this theory that Ghost Fives probably travels with Echo, and he’d likely be like “good! Fuck that place. Killing Tup there and all. Bitches.”
Echo: “stfu Fives, she’s sad okay.”
Honestly I’m not surprised Crosshair refused their offer to come with them. He has his pride and I feel like he doesn’t want to admit aligning with the Empire was a mistake. That he was wrong and Hunter was right. Especially after being all Pro-Empire and talking about how they’re going to be what the Galaxy needs.
“Consider us even.” GIRL he admits it! He was saving YOU!! YOU! Not the dumb droid, YOU!!!!
His face says it all when they pull away. Like he regrets not going with them, but he can’t bring himself to stay with them. He’s really conflicted right now. He has programming in his head telling him one thing and another portion of his mind reminding him that Tech, Wrecker, Hunter, and even Echo care about him. That they’re a team. He even wanted them to join the Empire so they could all get back together. He does want to be with them, but it’s going to take time to get passed the war in his head.
Oh damn, Nala Se and some Commando buddies. Yeah there’s something up with her. She seems to have gained a lot out of this. Making herself more important than Lama Su and likely more important than the other scientists from Kamino. I wonder if this was her plan all along. It’s so hard to tell what Kaminoans are thinking because they don’t express emotions facially or even vocally.
I read a post somewhere about Nala Se doing childish science experiments. Like the baking soda/vinegar volcano. And now I can’t get the image out of my head of her teaching like a high school chemistry class where you get to do those classic science fair experiments. Things exploding, clones accidentally gassing each other at a table. Someone betting someone else 5 credits to drink a solution.
@leias-left-hair-bun @halzore @escapedthesarlacc @eyecandyeoz
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meridiansdominoes · 4 years
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How To Scrap Battledroids
(I have decided to make this its own post entirely, so here it is! Read it on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24424678)
Prompt:  Anakin and The Boys make a skillshare about how to scrap battledroids but about halfway through Tup makes a hair routine class, then other troopers post their hobbies and basically thats how they win the public over to support the clones
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“Alright, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the first instalment of ‘Reasons Why the 501st is the Best Battalion in the GAR’, subtitled ‘How To Scrap Battledroids’, sponsored by the Hero With No Fear himself, General Anakin Skywalker!”
General Skywalker steps into frame with a cocky smirk. The camera trails from his face down his arm to where he’s holding his lightsaber with a sure grip. 
“Today we’ll be demonstrating some of the most effective ways to absolutely demolish the B1 battle droid,” the narrator continues. The camera turns slowly, revealing several clones all around the Jedi, armed to the teeth and waiting. “The B1 battle droid, also referred to as a standard battle droid or a clanker, is the most widely used battle droid manufactured by Baktoid Combat Automata and Baktoid Armor Workshop. They’re the successor to the OOM-series battle droids. Early versions of the model required the use of a—”
“Holy kriff no one cares, Echo!” one of the clones says loudly. The narrator lets out an offended huff. The camera jerks and spins so that General Skywalker comes back into frame. The Jedi looks amused.
“Some of our viewers might appreciate a little background, Fives, shut up!”
“Force, can we get to it already? All this waiting around is driving me crazy!”
“Hardcase, calm down, exposition is important—”
“So is getting my weekly dose of adrenaline, Jesse—!”
“Okay, alright,” another clone soothes. “General, we’re waiting for your signal.”
“Thank you, Tup,” General Skywalker says, and ignites his lightsaber. “For that, I think you deserve the honor of going first.” This spurs a cacophony of groans from the others, but Tup makes a delighted sound. “Alright, on my signal. Echo, you’re in charge of making sure it all gets on camera, understand?”
“Yessir,” Echo says smartly. He pivots so that the entire group is visible—one Jedi and four clones, tense and waiting behind some sort of structure. 
“Alright, let’s go!” General Skywalker shouts, and they charge around the corner and take the platoon of battle droids that had been approaching by complete surprise. 
It’s possibly the most unfair fight the GAR has ever seen. It’s impossible for Echo to keep up with all the action. Hardcase’s Z-6 whines as it tears the droids apart. Tup and Jesse are dodging enemy blaster bolts and returning fire with fluid ease. General Skywalker is a storm of blue light and sparking clanker parts. At one point the Jedi reaches out his hand and sends Fives and Tup flying through the air with the Force so that they can attack from above. 
The fight is over in less than two minutes. It had been pure chaos, and utter destruction. The clones regroup around Echo, riled up and excited as General Skywalker comes within earshot of the camera again.
“And that,” General Skywalker says, sheathing his lightsaber with a flourish, “is how to take down a battle droid, 501st style. It doesn’t get any better than that.”
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“Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ve constantly been wondering, “Boy, who could possibly be better than those 501st imbeciles that showed up on the holonet a few weeks ago?” like I have recently, look no further! What takes six of the 501st’s best only takes two of the 212th!” 
“Boil, less talking, more not-dying!” someone shouts, and there’s a large explosion. The camera shakes uncontrollably for a moment, and then suddenly it steadies, half of the camera obscured by the rock that the cameraman is crouched behind. Regardless, General Obi-Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody are visible, back to back in the middle of a courtyard absolutely swarming with droids. 
“Kenobi deflects blasterbolts from every side, and oh there’s the Commander, headshots, every one of ‘em, look at the way they kriffin’ move! So in-sync, they turn together, no hesitation at all—!”
“Boil, quit the commentary and get down!”
There’s another explosion. Boil lets out a grunt of annoyance. The camera whirls. 
“Come on, I’m missing the best part!” There’s a flash of orange and white, and then Boil gets the camera back up. The droids are attempting to close in on the two combatants, but General Kenobi slashes and whirls with ethereal grace. Commander Cody lashes out with powerful kicks that shatter the droids at the joints. They’re absolutely surrounded by sparking droid parts, untouched in their little circle of safety. When there are only a few droids left, General Kenobi slashes his last opponent cleanly in half before tossing his lightsaber oh-so-casually to Commander Cody The Commander catches it out of midair without even glancing at it and beheads the very last droid with a lazy flick of his wrist. 
Boil whistles, long and low. He’s not the only one. 
“And that’s how to destroy a battle droid, 212th style,” Boil whispers gleefully as General Kenobi and Commander Cody motion for their troops to advance. “And it really doesn’t get any better than that. Suck it, 501st!”
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Captain Rex looks extremely annoyed. 
“Since the 212th really seems to think the galaxy of themselves, this is Captain Rex of the 501st, and I’m here to show you all what it really means to destroy a battle droid.”
Behind the camera, someone giggles. Commander Tano’s hand appears in the frame as she gives him a thumbs up. He shoves his helmet on and draws both DC-17s, checking them over briefly before stepping out of cover directly in front of the platoon of battle droids, determined and completely alone. He charges, pistols already releasing a steady hailfire at his opponents. 
The battle droids don’t even stand a chance. They scream and cower and attempt to escape, but it doesn’t do them any good. Commander Tano laughs so hard that the camera shakes in her hand. 
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“You know, I think that normal B1 battle droids are getting pretty old,” Commander Cody says, smirking at the camera—there’s something a bit dangerous in the expression, almost predatory. Daring their next challenger to try and top them. “So this time we’re upping our game. Super Battle Droids aren’t nearly as easy to take down as B1s, which means we have to get a bit creative.”
By ‘get creative’, Commander Cody means ‘use lots of explosives’. It’s very impressive.
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“Oh kriffing—are you serious, General?” Commander Bly makes an unamused face at the camera.
“Of course, Commander. We can’t let the 501st and the 212th have all the fun, can we?” General Secura says in amusement, the tip of one blue lek sliding into frame for an instant. “Besides, we’ve got something much better than battle droids to destroy today, don’t we?”
Bly snorts.
“The Armored Assault Tank does take a significantly larger amount of effort than any battle droid can. So are we skipping droidekas, then? I don’t think anyone’s done them yet. They seem like a more logical next step up from SBDs to me.”
“Someone else can do that,” another clone chimes in, sounding a bit excited. “Go big or go home, right General?”
“Very good,” General Secura praises. She sounds pleased. “Trooper, please explain the weak spots of the tank to our audience as Commander Bly and I take care of those two on the ridge. It shouldn’t take us long. It’s a bit far—you might have to zoom in, but it should still be plenty visible.”
“Yes sir,” a trooper agrees happily as she passes him the camera. “Don’t worry, sir. I’m sure this’ll blow the rest of the videos completely out of the water.”
General Secura grins at her Commander. She shrugs one shoulder at him and pulls her lightsaber from her belt as she turns to face the tanks. Bly’s expression softens into something that definitely isn’t meant to be seen by the camera. Then he shoves on his helmet and raises his weapon to stand at her side.
“Alright, General. Lead the way.”
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“You know, these videos aren’t just to show people how easy the Seppie droids are to blow up,” Tup says with a shrug. “You can do other stuff too, you know. Dogma, the comb please!”
Dogma dutifully passes him the comb. Tup releases his hair from the bun. It falls down around his face, far nicer than it should considering the amount of time it spends mashed underneath Tup’s bucket. Tup begins to run the comb through his hair, grimacing slightly as he carefully works out knots.
“Alright, everyone is always asking me how I keep my hair so well-maintained with the GAR’s very limited hair products. Today I’m gonna let everyone in on a couple of my most prized secrets…”
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“I absolutely will not.”
“But sir,” Comet says (his voice trembles because he’s trying to keep from laughing), “You’re the best at it! The rest of us don’t even come close!” He moves the camera a little closer to Wolffe’s face.
“I don’t give a kriff,” Wolffe deadpans. He goes back to scrolling through his datapad. Comet swipes it from his hand and passes it to Sinker as Wolffe lunges for it, who passes it back to Boost, who tucks it behind his back. Wolffe levels a ferocious glare at them. All three of them cower for a moment until Comet finds his voice again.
“Siiiirrrrr. Sir, please.”
“No.”
“Then you’re not getting your datapad back,” Boost attempts bravely. Wolffe rolls his eye. 
“What’s stopping me from just taking it from you, Sergeant?” he counters. Boost licks his lips nervously.
“I mean, it would still be just as good of a video if you did,” Sinker says, snickering. “How To Discipline your Unruly Sergeant.”
“Just once, sir!” Comet begs, focused on their original goal. “We’ll stop bothering you if you do!”
“For how long?” Wolffe asks gruffly. Comet considers. 
“Until the next deployment, sir?”
Wolffe sighs.
“Fine. But only once.”
He tips his head back and lets out a long, inhuman howl. It’s wild and fierce and absolutely terrifying. It calls warriors to the hunt, triggers something carnal in the blood of the pack. The sound echoes through the room. In the corner of the frame, Sinker bares his teeth in response. The reaction is seemingly instinctive. 
When it finally ends, Wolffe drops his chin and lifts one eyebrow at his audience. 
“Satisfied?” he huffs. Boost passes him back his datapad with a dazed grin.
“Sithspit, sir. That was… better than usual. Trying to… impress someone, maybe?”
“Get out of my office,” Wolffe growls, on the defensive. “Get that camera out of my face, or I’ll have you running laps in the gym until your brains melt out of your skulls.”
“But sir! Now you have to explain how you did it! That’s what these videos are technically for after all!”
Wolffe loses his patience. He lunges. The camera gets swung around until everything is a blur. There’s a flash of grey, a hint of white, a snarl. Comet lets out an embarrassing shriek. The video cuts to black a moment later.
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General Windu is weaponless and surrounded, but that doesn’t stop him from utterly decimating every clone that gets within five feet of him. No one can even touch him. He dodges their attacks like he already knows their every move. He probably does. He flows and shifts like water around their attempts to take him down, even when they team up and pull out all the stops. Commander Ponds, hands steady as he films, chuckles mercilessly whenever General Windu successfully tosses someone aside. 
“There’s not really anything to explain here, we just wanted to demonstrate how cool our Jedi is. Mace can take on half the battalion bare handed and he barely even breaks a sweat.”
“Commander, are you actually going to help us or are you just going to sit there and watch us suffer?” a shiny yelps, two seconds before he gets his feet swept out from under him and goes down with a curse. Ponds laughs again. 
“No thanks, kid. I learned the hard way that what you’re trying to do is impossible.”
“Maybe you just never tried hard enough, sir,” Stak grits out, shoving the staggering shiny towards the edge of the mat. He charges Windu head on. It looks foolish until Ponds spots Razor coming in from behind the Jedi. He’s moving as silently as possible. Ponds shifts the camera accordingly so that all three of them are in frame. 
For half a second, it looks like General Windu won’t be able to block both of them.
Well, it appears that way. General Windu ducks low, twists so that he gets right into Stak’s personal space. Stak tries to grab him, but General Windu just uses his momentum to whirl him around and send him crashing into Razor. Their helmets clunk together with a hollow sound. They go down hard.
The onlookers cheer in excitement. General Windu has the smallest of smirks on his face as he settles back into a fighting stance and waits for the rest of the clones to make a move. 
“And that’s why our Jedi is the best,” Ponds says smugly. The next ten minutes of the video is General Windu successfully incapacitating the rest of his challengers. 
(The video is well-received by the general public but poorly received by the rest of the GAR.)
(“Respectfully, the 212th would like to submit this video to demonstrate why General Kenobi is actually the best—”)
(”The entire 91st can go kriff themselves, watch General Skywalker hijack these STAPs  in midair and you’ll know that the 501st obviously has the best Jedi—”)
(“The 327th resents everything that the 91st’s most recent video claimed and declares that Ponds has no kriffing idea what he’s talking about, General Secura is obviously a better choice, here are ten reasons why—”)
(“General Plo Koon can fight in space. I don’t see General Windu doing that, here are the clips from the 104th’s most recent zero-grav drills—”)
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When Commander Fox steps into the room, the men have the decency to look sheepish. Fox takes everything in slowly—the camera in Byte’s hand, the way Thorn and Thire are standing together shoulder to shoulder, hiding the failed project behind them, the scattered nuts and bolts all over the floor. The multitool in Stone’s hand. He drags one hand down his face and takes a deep breath. 
“You told me it was an emergency, Thorn.”
“It is an emergency, Fox! Listen, we even brought you caf because we knew you’d be annoyed,” he holds the steaming cup up as he speaks in a desperate attempt to make peace, “and there’s no way we’re going to figure this out ourselves!”
Fox plucks the caf out of Thorn’s hand and sighs again.
“What is it, then?”
“Well…” Thire drawls slowly. Fox narrows his eyes impatiently. 
“What the kriff is so important and difficult that three of my fellow officers couldn’t figure it out on their own?”
“To be fair, sir,” Stone says good-naturedly, “it’s far more difficult than we thought it would be.”
Thire and Thorn step away to reveal… a piece of furniture. A bench, only halfway assembled, innocent looking enough. Fox stares at it blankly for a few moments. Byte zooms in on his face enthusiastically. 
“We were going to demonstrate how to make it, for the video thing that half the GAR seems to be doing right now,” Thorn explains weakly. “But… it’s confusing. There’s even instructions but they don’t really help.”
Fox drains the cup of caf. He squares his shoulders. 
“Force save me. Are you kidding? Give me the kriffing instructions. This is ridiculous.”
(It takes them two more hours to get the bench set up. Fox misses a meeting. Byte edits the final video to include the bulk of the angry tirades and all of the snark. Public relations improve to an all-time high almost overnight.)
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(“The clones are not people. They are soldiers created for a single purpose,” some of the Senate attempt to protest. This argument does not last long, mostly because the civilians who have been eagerly following the videos that the clones have been releasing over the course of several months start to riot in protest. 
Padme Amidala and Bail Organa take great pleasure in bringing the videos before the Senate to prove to them that the clones are indeed soldiers but also individuals who laugh and cry and live just as any other citizen of the Republic does.
In the wake of the unshakable evidence and the rioting, there is little the opposition can do to stop the Clone Rights Bill from being passed, and the entire Republic celebrates.)
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anaryo · 3 years
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SPOILERS AHEAD: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE CLONE WARS OR THE BAD BATCH!
Note: This post is mostly me stating my thoughts, mixed with a bit of speculation.
About Omega
I do not think she is Force Sensitive. I believe there is something special about her, seeing as how Nala See values her. But it could be due her DNA having something the Kaminoans need, or find valuable. But thats just speculation.
Also, I am now wondering if Jango's sister is still decanonized, or not. She had blonde hair, I think one of their parents did too (need to check) which is probably where Rex and Omega got their trait from. But I'm just speculating.
About Crosshair
I also notice that some people genuinely believe that Crosshair's evil actions are purely his own based on the fact that he was a jerk before the chip was forced to be fully active...
Crosshair may have been a prick. But being a prick doesn't automatically make him an inhumane murderer. Sure by the end of ep1 the chip's influence was forcefully increased, however, it doesn't remove the fact that it influenced his actions the moment the order was given.
Replace Crosshair with any other clone, for example Cody, and it would have been the exact same.
Did Crosshair commit a horrible act? Yes. But let's not forget that he has no choice in the matter, as that freedom was stripped away from him by his Inhibitor Chip. His situation right now is not that much different from other clones, whose freedom was taken away from them upon Order 66's activating the Inhibitor Chips.
The Inhibitor Chips in TBB/TCW
The chips take a clone's freedom away from them. They may not act like zombies (that was Tup's particular case), but they are still reduced to puppets who now are forced to blindly follow orders.
If anything, I believe Crosshair may be used as a main POV to see the process of how clones were discarded by the Empire. A deeper look into how the chips have changed everything (in a bad way) for the clones. We could potentially see Wolffe's case, who suffers from negative after-effects of having removed a fully active chip post order 66. Perhaps we'll see that Rebellion that occurred in Kamino in Legends. Not getting my hopes too hight though
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catsnkooks · 4 years
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Beach Craze
Hardcase x reader x Jesse
summary: The Clone Wars had finally ended. The Republic had won. The whole galaxy was filled with the same exhilaration of victory, and everyone seemed to be celebrating. To celebrate, you were on a girl’s getaway with your two best friends. The three of you had planned it many years ago, as your office job on Coruscant could get boring at times, but travel was dangerous during the war. But now that it was over, you could enjoy the sultry beaches and open bar that the hotel you were staying at on Scarif boasted.
rating: PG-13
warnings: some mentions of Sexy Times but thats abt it, mostly fluff
word count: 4,187
a/n: this was meant to be out a month ago but here it is!! canon never happened, nope, everyone lived (except sheev). inspired by @notreallybeccab and @suddenly-clones beach fics and @suja-janee beach times art :’)
here it is on ao3!
The warm winds that made Scarif famous blew through your hair as you sat on your colorful beach towel, the soft sound of the waves of the calm water echoing beside you. You buried your feet in the soft, warm sand. You laughed along with your beautiful Twi’lek friend, Torva’ris, as your other friend, Narei, told you the story of her latest romantic escapade.
“So as I'm talking to her,” Narei continued, flipping one of her twin braids across her shoulder, “some guy comes up to us and says, ‘No need to fight ladies, I can share.’ And she says, ‘I'm a lesbian, jackass.’”
The three of you burst into laughter again. You lifted your head, your mouth and heart singing with the exhilaration of being happy and free and at peace.
The Clone Wars had finally ended. The Republic had won. The whole galaxy was filled with the same exhilaration of victory, and everyone seemed to be celebrating. To celebrate, you were on a girl’s getaway with your two best friends. The three of you had planned it many years ago, as your office job on Coruscant could get boring at times, but travel was dangerous during the war. But now that it was over, you could enjoy the sultry beaches and open bar that the hotel you were staying at on Scarif boasted.
Torva rolled her eyes beside you, wearing a white two-piece that accentuated the deep blue hue of her skin. “Ugh, men.”
Narei snorted on your other side, sheltered underneath her large umbrella, and you knew she was rolling her eyes under her dark sunglasses. She had already applied sunscreen to her pale skin liberally, but she said she wasn’t taking any chances. Her natural green, high-waisted bikini showed off her petite frame. “Tell me about it. I don’t know why I'm still attracted to them.”
You laughed at Narei’s frustrated comment. You leaned back on your own beach towel, admiring the way it complemented the color of your swimsuit—your favorite color. Your eyes traveled up the stretch of the beach to where another large group of people rested. You noticed a group of six men looking in your direction, nudging and laughing at each other.
“Don’t look now,” you began, nodding your head in the direction of the men, “but I think we might have attracted some more of them.”
Torva and Narei turned to look in the direction you indicated. Narei peered over the rims of her sunglasses. “Hm, looks like clones.”
“Oh?” Torva asked, raising her eyebrows appreciatively.
Narei studied them closer. “Looks like the 501st, 212th, and 104th from their colors.” You then remembered Narei worked as a secretary in one of the GAR offices. “I had a night with a guy from the 327th once. I hope he’s not here.” She paused. “Actually, I do, because General Secura is kinda hot.”
“Well, I guess we’ll find out,” you said, settling back on your elbows as you also studied the men coming towards you.
They were made for fighting, that much you could tell. Toned, defined muscles lined their torsos and arms. Bronzed skin tanned even deeper by a short time in the sun. Your eyes traced the V of their stomachs as it disappeared below the band of their swim trunks, colored to what you presume were their battalion colors: blue, gray, and yellow. They all had different hairstyles and facial markings, which, you supposed, was the only way you could tell them apart.
“Why didn’t you hook me up with one of them sooner?” you muttered to Narei, still letting your eyes wander appreciatively over the six men who were almost at your spot.
“You never asked,” Narei huffed.
“You ladies mind if we join you?” said the one with the Republic symbol over his face.
You shook your head and patted the sand beside you. “No, we don’t mind.”
They all seemed to grin at your words and sat down beside the each of you, introducing themselves. Beside Narei sat Boost and Sinker from the 104th, beside you, Jesse and Hardcase from the 501st, and finally, Boil and Waxer from the 212th beside Torva.
“Did you see Tup brought a metal detector with him?” Hardcase said to you left, grinning at Jesse who sat to your right. You also noticed the way his eyes subtly roamed over your figure before coming up to wink at his brother.
Jesse rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I did. I'm surprised Dogma didn’t chew him out for bringing it.” He picked up your hand and rubbed small circles into your palm with his thumb, looking into your eyes and smirking. “He’s a big stickler on illegal contraband and everything.”
“I agree with Tup,” said Boost. Sinker was too busy checking Narei out to contribute to the conversation, his fingers dancing over her thigh. “You can find some interesting things with a metal detector.”
“Well, the only thing I'm interested in is getting some sun,” Torva said, flipping one of her lekku over her shoulder. Waxer reached up to smooth it along her back.
You nodded emphatically and groaned. “Ugh, yes. I missed it after being in an office for so long.” You lifted your arms, not missing the way Jesse and Hardcase’s eyes followed them. You let them fall back down with a sigh, laying one back in Jesse’s grasp. “It’s been way too long.”
Narei snorted. “Speak for yourself.”
Sinker finally looked up from where his eyes were trained on her thigh. “You allergic to the sun or somethin’?”
“You could say that,” she replied, gesturing to all of her protective measures. “I don’t tan, I burn.”
Boil let out a bark of laughter and grinned at Waxer. “Do you remember when we were on Ryloth and General Kenobi got that awful sunburn?”
Waxer laughed. “Yeah, I remember how Cody gave him so much shit for that.”
Torva perked up at the mention of her home world. “You’ve been to Ryloth?”
“Oh, I’ve been all over the galaxy, baby,” Waxer murmured, brushing a finger over her jaw.
Boil puffed out his chest. “Yeah, we were there for the Battle of Ryloth. Took out a whole battalion of droids there.”
Hardcase scoffed. “Those are rookie numbers.” He positioned his arm behind you and leaned in so his breath tickled your shoulder. “I couldn’t tell you how many of those clankers I’ve blown up.”
You giggled at his claim and the way his breath on your shoulder combined with Jesse’s incessant touch sent a rush of giddiness through you, leaving you feeling breathless. “Oh, really?”
“Oh, yeah?” Sinker snorted. “I bet I took out three battalions of clankers on Cato Neimoidia and that damn Viceroy’s personal ship.”
Narei ran her fingers through Sinker’s stark white hair, who leaned into her touch. “Oh, that sounds scary.”
“Nah, me and Sinker are the best shots in the 104th,�� Boost said, sitting up straighter and grinning at her.
“You know you shouldn’t tell lies, Boost.”
Your group turned to look at the two men who had walked up to your spot. Narei detangled her fingers from Sinker’s hair and waved at them.
“Hi Master Kenobi, Master Plo,” she said. “Enjoying your visit?”
The two Jedi masters nodded.
“Yes, it has been quite relaxing,” said Master Kenobi.
“Though I think some of us might be enjoying it too much,” said Master Plo, who had spoken earlier. “Eh, Boost?”
Boost rubbed the back of his neck, his cheeks tinged a little pink. “I wasn’t lyin’, sir, just…ah….”
“Embellishing?” teased Jesse. Boost glared at him as you and Torva stifled your giggles.
The two generals chuckled at their trooper’s antics.
“Anyway,” Master Kenobi continued, turning to Narei, “the reason why we are here is because Padmé wanted to know if you wanted to meet the twins. She brought them down where we are stationed.” He motioned farther down the beach where you could see more people sitting.
“Oh!” Narei gasped, standing and disentangling herself from Boost and Sinker’s grasp. “Oh my goodness, yes! I would love to see them!” She pulled on your and Torva’s arms, pulling the both of you up. “You have to come see them! They're so cute!”
You didn’t notice the audible protests from your group of admirers as the three of you rushed off to see the babies. Boost and Sinker pouted, putting their heads on their hands, while Boil, Waxer, and Hardcase glared at their generals for interrupting their flirting. Jesse huffed and kicked at the sand.
“Beat by a kid that can't even walk yet,” he muttered, crossing his arms.
“Oh, don’t worry,” Obi-Wan teased, patting Jesse’s shoulder. “You’ll all have your chance soon enough.”
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The babbling of the two infants mixed with the sound of the wind and the waves. You held a giggling Leia on your hip with Torva beside you making faces at her. Narei was cooing at Luke who was in Padmé’s arms.
“I'm sorry I couldn’t come see them sooner,” Narei said to the former senator. “You know how it gets at work sometimes, especially now that we’re at the end of everything.”
Padmé laughed. “Oh, yes I understand. Sometimes I do miss being in the Senate, but it is nice to come home and relax.”
“I bet these two are a handful,” Torva said, taking Leia from you and bouncing her on her hip.
“Oh, Anakin is worse than the both of them,” Padmé sighed, rolling her eyes. She looked over her shoulder where her husband was playing in the water with two others. “I suppose it’s a good thing he cares so much, but I didn’t think he was going to leave their sides.”
The three of you laughed at the image of the tall Jedi master worrying over the more than capable senator.
“Well, I’d say he’s got his work cut out for him,” you laughed, squeezing Leia’s plump baby cheeks.
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You, Torva, and Narei finally said your goodbyes to Padmé, promising to come visit again some time. Your group of admirers met you halfway to your spot, and asked if you three wanted to play in the water, now that the sun was at its hottest and highest peak. You and Torva agreed while Narei declined, opting to sit and relax in the shallows. Hardcase waved over the togruta that was with Anakin earlier, Ahsoka, so you all could have a three-way chicken fight.
“You guys are gonna get destroyed!” Ahsoka threatened from Hardcase’s shoulders, the both of them grinning.
“I don’t think so!” you threatened back from atop Jesse’s shoulders. You felt the rush of giddiness again as Jesse’s warm hands encircled your thighs and you grasped at his broad shoulders.
Torva laughed from Boil’s shoulders, flipping her lekku behind her back. Waxer remained off to the side as the referee.
“Ready?” he asked. All of you nodded. “Alright. On your marks, get set, go!”
Jesse charged directly at Boil and Torva. You and Torva locked hands, squealing and laughing while trying to push each other off-balance. You pushed her back a little hard, causing her to sway off balance and Boil to take a few steps back, but then they came right back for you. This time, instead of grasping hands, you went right for the roots of her lekku, where you knew she was ticklish.
Torva squealed. “No fair!” Caught off guard, you pushed her again, this time causing her to fall down into the water, pulling a startled Boil with her.
Too caught up in your victory, you didn’t notice Ahsoka and Hardcase sneaking up behind you until you felt her hands on your back.
“Whoa! Sneak attack!” Jesse exclaimed, turning you around to grapple with Ahsoka.
You locked hands with her and tried to match her, but with her Jedi training, she was too strong for her. Soon you found yourself falling backwards, yelling, holding onto Jesse’s shoulders, and dragging him down in the water with you.
The salty water rushed around your ears as you bobbed up to the surface, gasping and laughing. Jesse surfaced beside you, and you swam over to him, wrapping your arms around his neck to keep you floating.
“Looks like they were right, huh?” Jesse chuckled, nodding to Hardcase and Ahsoka who were celebrating their victory by hooting and splashing in the water.
You sighed, setting your chin on his shoulder. “Yeah, we never stood a chance against a Jedi.” You looked in the opposite direction to find where Torva, Boil, and Waxer went.
“Well, there is something that I know that a Jedi couldn’t do,” Jesse murmured.
You turned back around to find that Jesse had turned himself to face you in the water, one arm supporting you by your waist. He raised his eyes from where he was looking at the way the cold water lapped at the tops of your breast and gave you a crooked grin. You raised an eyebrow, your lips curling up in a sultry smile, and caressed his cheek.
“Oh, really?” you asked. “You’ll have to catch me first!” You pushed off from his leg with a laugh and swam away, headed for Torva, who had acquired a donut floaty. You could hear Jesse splashing behind you to catch up.
You swam up to Torva’s floaty, wrapping your arms around it opposite of her. When you settled, she motioned behind you with a nod of her head. You looked behind you where Narei was sitting in the shallows with Boost and Sinker. One of her hands played with Sinker’s hair, who was asleep in her lap, while the other stood at a right angle on her knee, supporting her chin. She was listening to Boost talk, who had placed an arm behind her, leaning in close to her, a flirtatious smile on her face.
You sighed. “She’s really good at that.”
“Yeah,” Torva sighed also. Then she grinned at you. “At least there’s lots of them to go around, huh? We might still have a chance.”
You rolled your eyes at her, but you had to admit she was right. “At least we got separate rooms at the hotel.” And you hoped Jesse and Hardcase would see yours tonight.
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You and Torva swam with the boys from the 501st and 212th and Ahsoka for a while after that. Jesse and Hardcase had a contest to see who could hold their breath the longest. (Hardcase won, but only after you pulled him up a minute after Jesse resurfaced). Then they tried for a splashing contest against you girls, until Ahsoka almost washed them away with a wave she created with the Force. (Which they called cheating, but it was four against three, so you thought it was fair.) Now, you held Jesse’s shoulders, giggling, as he lazily dragged you around in the water, with Hardcase swimming behind you, trying to grasp gently at your legs, a playful look in his eyes. Torva floated on her donut floaty somewhere beside you, her lekku dangling and swaying in the water, Boil and Waxer floating beside her. Ahsoka had rejoined Padmé with the twins.
You made Jesse pause when you heard your name being called from the shore. Narei was standing in the shallows, waving at you to come to her.
“I wonder what she wants,” you mused, mostly to yourself. Torva was already headed that way, Boil and Waxer following along.
“I’ll race you there,” Hardcase said, still grinning at you. He dove under the water, quickly heading for the shore.
You yelped when Jesse took off after him, clutching at his shoulders tighter as he raced through the water. You made it to the shore just a few moments after Hardcase.
“I don’t know about you two, but I'm pretty hungry,” Narei said.
You placed a hand over your stomach as you felt the familiar pang of hunger as well. You hadn’t noticed it with all the excitement.
“Ooh, yeah, I want to check out that sushi place by the hotel,” Torva said. She and Narei started walking back to your stuff still lying in the sand.
“I’ll be there in a minute!” you called after them. You turned back to Jesse and Hardcase, still in the shallows, grinning and jabbing at each other.
“What's up?” Hardcase asked.
“We’re going to get something to eat,” you replied, jerking your thumb to where Torva and Narei were packing up their things. “We’re pretty hungry after a long day at the beach.”
“So, you’re leaving for the day?” Jesse asked. If you didn’t know any better, you would almost say he looked like a sad puppy.
“Yeah, but we’ll be back tomorrow probably,” you said. You thought for a moment, the crossed your arms over your chest, sauntering toward them. “You know…there is a bar in the hotel....” You uncrossed your arms and placed a hand on both of their chests. “Meet me there later?”
Both of the men looked at each other, sharing a lopsided grin before turning back to face you. “Sounds like a plan,” Hardcase said, winking at you as they left.
A thrill ran up your spine as you watched them walk away. You turned to grab your things further up the beach with Torva and Narei. Now you had something else to look forward to tonight.
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The bar was packed. Everyone was celebrating, as you had anticipated. Lights and music pulsed all around you, and it would almost be too much if not for the liquor already coursing through your veins. The three of you were sitting at the bar counter, drinks in hand, and waiting for the boys to show.
“Do you think they’ll come?” you asked, biting your lip and glancing again at the door.
Narei rolled her eyes and downed her drink in one gulp. “Not if you keep looking like a lost puppy.”
You sighed and glanced down at your drink, taking a sip of it. The sweet liquid burned its way down your throat, giving you a little boost of confidence. You looked back up and straightened your shoulders.
Torva laughed on your other side. “See? We don’t need them to have fun. It’s our girl’s vacay anyway!” She slid off of her stool and tugged at you hand. “C’mon! Dance with me!”
You laughed with her, letting her tug you off your stool and drag you to the dancefloor. You held her hand and swayed to the music with her, laughing and letting the giddy feeling of the alcohol and the music flow through you. She held your hand up and you twirled around her, letting your feet slide you out of her grasp. You bumped into someone and you gasped, turning around to apologize. “Oh! I'm sorry—!” You gasped again when you realized it was the two clones you were waiting for. “Jesse! ‘Case!”
“Havin’ fun without us, princess?” Hardcase asked, his hands sliding to your waist.
The strong liquor running through your bloodstream made you feel braver than usual. Your hands went to his cheeks and you leaned up to give him a quick kiss on his lips. You giggled at the surprised look on his face.
“What took you so long?” you giggled, turning to Jesse behind you.
“’Case had to make sure he looked good,” Jesse said. He put his thumb on your chin and pulled you to his lips.
You hummed and leaned into his touch. You rested a hand on his chest, leaning up slightly on your tiptoes to reach him, and broke away from him with a smile. You looked down to observe their outfits and hummed appreciatively again. “You dressed all fancy for me?” They were wearing, what you could assume, their gray military uniforms.
Hardcase tugged on the hand you left resting on his cheek and grinned. “Dress to impress, baby.”
You turned to face him completely, placing your hands on his shoulders. You liked the way their uniforms accentuated their broad chests and shoulders. Theirs had blue stripes, just like their swim trunks had.
“How much have you had to drink, baby?” Hardcase asked, pulling you closer to him. You noted the slight tinge of concern to his voice.
You rolled your eyes. “Just one! Narei was buying!”
“How ‘bout we buy you all the drinks you want?” Jesse murmured into your ear, pulling you toward the bar.
“No!” you exclaimed, pouting. “I want to dance! Dance with me!” You pulled both of them further onto the dance floor, laughing.
You didn’t know how long you danced with them. You could have danced all night with them, with the pulsing lights and music, with the alcohol coursing through your veins. It was only until Hardcase’s grip on your hips and sides became tighter, pulling you in for more heated kisses, and Jesse’s gaze became more intense and his mouth twitched up into an even cockier smile that you thought you might want to take things to your room.
“I think it’s time for a change of scenery, don’t you ‘Case?” Jesse asked. He nodded in the direction of the bar’s exit.
“Wait! I need to tell my friends!” You turned around to find Torva and Narei within the packed bar. You saw Torva in a booth sitting in Boil’s lap with Waxer’s lips attached to her neck. Narei sat at the bar with Boost and Sinker’s rapt attention. You huffed slightly in annoyance.
“I think they’re in good company,” Hardcase said behind you.
You turned back around to face them, a grin on your face. “I’d like some good company for myself.” You took both of their hands and led them out of the bar and up to your room, giggling with anticipation.
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Soft breaths tickled your nose. You scrunched and wiggled it, squinting your eyes open. Your eyes were met with the rich brown skin of Hardcase, sleeping next to you. You smiled and traced the blue geometric lines down his face. His lips twitched and he let out a small puff of breath.
“G’mornin’,” he muttered, not opening his eyes.
You giggled and placed a kiss to his lips. “Good morning.” You tried shifting to face him, but then realized Jesse was still sleeping on your chest, his soft snores tickling the skin of your neck. You bent your head to give a quick kiss on his forehead and traced the tattoo covering the left side of his face.
Hardcase yawned and peeked his eyes open, stretching slightly. “How much did I drink last night?”
You laughed softly, so as not to wake Jesse. “I think I was the only one who drank last night.” You stretched your arms up and over your head, trying to wriggle out from underneath Jesse. “And now I have to go to the ‘fresher.”
“It’s alright if you’re a little rough,” Hardcase said, chuckling. “Jess’ don’t wake up for nothin’.” He shifted over and up slightly to let you wriggle out from underneath Jesse. Jesse just grunted and snuggled deeper into the blankets.
You stood up and grabbed your phone off the bedside table. You turned back around to give another quick kiss to Hardcase, who had flopped over to the other side of the bed. “I’ll be right back.”
You padded into the refresher. The hotel soaps were still in their packaging with your tooth cleanser and other toiletries stacked with them. You turned on the tap and splashed some warm water on your face, scrubbing it with a cloth. You grimaced at the marks on your neck and around your collarbone. That was going to be hard to explain.
Once you were done, you checked your phone. You bit your lip to stop smirking. Two unread messages on your group chat with Torva and Narei. This was gonna be good, you thought.
torva 🤘: so uhh
torva 🤘: wild night huh guys 😂 😂
You snickered. Yeah definitely 😂, you texted back. I'm gonna have to go out in a turtleneck now 😂 😂
torva 🤘: same 😂 😂
You sighed and rooted through your makeup bag that you had brought with you. You could probably cover it up with some foundation and concealer, as long as you didn’t stay too long in the water.
You looked back at your phone when you heard it ping again. Narei had sent a photo. You opened it and gasped, covering you mouth to control your laughter. She had taken it from the neck up; her hair was wild and she had a hand covering her forehead. The thing that stood out the most was the large bite mark on her neck, where you noticed Sinker’s platinum hair peeking in at the corner.
narei 😏: do either of you know how to cover a bite mark?
torva 🤘: YOU DIDN’T
torva 🤘: MOTHER OF MOONS 😂 😂
narei 😏: they're not called the wolfpack for nothing
You leaned against the refresher sink, your body almost collapsing from holding in your laughter. It seemed all three of you had some explaining to do today.
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big1ron · 4 years
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The Venator “Resolute” had jumped right into a separatist trap. Somehow a virus infecting the main computer has scrambled the hyperspace jump coordinates, and now the companies on board were outnumbered and without reinforcements, deep in separatist space. A few last, desperate SOSs to nobody, and the ship was quickly overwhelmed with fire. The Resolute was going down. But not before each of the escape pods could be jettisoned.
————- Chapter Two: Bad Things -—————
Dogma shot the droid and tackled Jesse just a second to late, and took the bolt himself
The pain in his left side (and a little across his back) was searing. He was still breathing though, it missed anything vital. Just grazed him. He was rolled off the arc trooper to the side as the blasterfire didn’t pause for a second even though his own shot had destroyed its target. The fire didn’t last for more than a minute though, as the arc trooper disarmed and destroyed two of the droids with ease, and the medic took the last one.
That was pathetic, he couldn’t even get back up afterwards. He had taken worse than this, so why did it hurt so badly? He could barely hear what Jesse was saying, almost didn’t notice coric appear beside him.
“You di’kut! That hurt you far worse than it would have hurt me, what were you thinking!”
Right. Arc trooper. Thicker chest plate means the bolt wouldn’t have hurt him that badly
“S-sorry sir.”
Coric removed Dogmas helmet and jabbed a painkillers hypo into his neck “that was a sniper bolt, high powered. But it missed anything vital, you’ll live” Quickly moves to remove the chest plate before being stopped by Jesse
“Leave it coric”
“Jesse I dont care how much you hate him if-“
“I said leave it! This isn’t about my feelings for him. Maybe I hate him a little but he’s still my brother and I don’t want him to suffer. But we just encountered commando droids and that means there could be more around. It’s not vital you treat that but If you remove his chest plate to treat that and he gets shot again, you would be dealing with something much worse. So let’s move!”
“I- sir yes sir.”
“Kix you doing okay there buddy?” Echo turns back from the head of the group to look at kix, who is leaning much more heavily on rex now. Rex had chosen the right tunnel, they were now on the surface walking through the forest.
“I hate you... soo much echo. Plea’slow down...” they couldn’t have been walking more than a few hours but Kix looked absolutely exhausted. And he had been tripped by echo a few times now.
“I do too Kix, I do too. Echo, he’s right we should stop here for a little while, you two need some rest. DON’T annoy him in his sleep please.“
Echo takes Kix from Rex and is glared at before he can drop him. “Oh come on. Neither of you hate me, and Rex I know I’m your favourite.”
“My favourite’s Fives”
Echo gasps, offended “you take that back”
“You’re all rex’ favourite ok? Can I plea’sleep now?” Echo sighs in apparent defeat. The two settle down against a tree and once rex is sure they’re both asleep he begins watch.
Rex paces the parameter and looks back at the two vode, sleeping together. He smiles softly. They really are cute when they aren’t trying to annoy each other, or him. On the farthest corner of his loop though he hears something drop down from the trees between him and the other two. Commando droids.
They were completely unseen in the night, with their eyes not glowing like they should. They did now though, and he was surrounded as three appeared behind him. Rex immediately turn to the one centred behind him and blasts it to smithereens, diving over it and rolling to escape the others blasts. He runs in the opposite direction to echo and Kix to lure the droids away.
All four droids fall for it, they must not have noticed the two. The captain stops dead in his tracks and elbows the nearest droid in the face and shoots it with his free hand. He then throws that droid into another, knocking it over and deactivating both. He shoots a third down and has a mini heart attack when he can’t find the fourth. Is almost relieved when it springs on him from a nearby bush. He wrestles with it on the ground until he can grab his dropped blaster, and shoot it.
Rex gets up and dusts himself off. Now he just needs to get back and... which direction did he come from...?
“ECHO! KIX? WHERE ARE YOU TWO” he called but either they were to far to hear him or were to asleep to hear him.
“- But thats way to risky! There are three of us hardcase, we will be killed!”
“It’s either that or we get used to this place cause we aren’t leaving”
“There are other ways than storming into a separatist base, think with your head for once!”
“Oh don’t start that up again. I’m thinking perfectly fine, just cause your an arc trooper doesn’t make you any smarter than me”
“Yeah well maybe it gives me a little more common-
“will you two stop arguing already!?”
Hardcase and Fives both stop bickering to look at Tup. It’s the first time either of them has stopped bickering in the last few hours.
“Stop yelling at each other, it’s getting nowhere. I know you both want what’s best for the squad but you can do that without screaming at each other! Fives I know you’re and arc trooper and hardcase I know you have seniority, and I know you have conflicting ideas and opinions but following the structure of command we have to listen to fives.”
The three were walking in a single file line across a thin out pass on the side of a cliff face, heading for the summit. Fives first plan. Get a vantage point. Tups speach shut the two of them up for a little, but not long, as they started fighting again as hardcase questioned who has been put in charge by Rex more often. They didn’t hear him yelp when the rocks fell out from beneath him. He was send skidding all the way back down to the base of the cliff, which had had to have been a few hundred feet at least. He tried to grab at rocks, branches, anything he could to slow his fall but all he did was send himself rolling instead of sliding.
He landed on the ground with a thud. His head was spinning and he hardly had time to even register what had happened. He let himself lay splayed in the ground for a second before mentally checking himself over. His hair tie had snapped sometime during the fall and he would definitely be bruised in quite a few places but nothing felt broken. He pulled himself to his feet and looked back up to where they were. He couldn’t see fives or hardcase “GUYS! FIVES, HARDCASE!” He called “IM DOWN HERE!”
No response. Great. Ok. Nice.
Tup scooped up his blaster and began to search for another way up the cliff.
“HARDCASE WE LOST TUP”
“WHAT”
“HES GONE”
“HOW COULD YOU LOSE TUP!?”
“HEY I didn’t lose anyone. He just disappeared!!”
“Well where could he have gone?!”
Both turn and look down and look to eachother before fives has to grab hardcase to stop him flinging himself off the cliff
Jesse still has one pistol drawn and is on guard as his group moves down the path. Dogma had been even more quiet then later but coric assumed that was to hide the pain. Coric would keep an eye on him, he wouldn’t tell him whenever the painkillers wore off. That’s something he knew about dogma. Dogma wasn’t paying attention and tripped in some kind of animal burrow. He w t down with a small noise of distress. Coric stopped and waited for him to get up, Jesse didn’t. Dogma caught back up to the group, but the limp was noticeable. Jesse only rolled his eyes.
“Hey are you alright?” Coric asked, as if he expected any answer other than ‘fine.’
“I’m alright, doesn’t matter.”
Close enough. He kept an eye on him and the limp didn’t go away for 10 minutes so he decided to intervene.
“Hey Jesse, let’s stop. I want to check over dogma again. He’s limping”
“I’m fine coric it’s-“
Ah there it is. The ‘I’m fine’ he’s so used to hearing.
“Listen kid when a medic tells you something you listen. We’ll stop. Coric, make this as quick as possible though.”
Of course, Kix was also a medic. Jesse is just as bad as the rest of them but he’s probably heard these PSAs more than anyone.
Coric held up the medisensor and sighed
“It’s sprained. He really shouldn’t be walking on it. I won’t be able to treat it properly until we get back.”
“What? No, I can walk fine. I was just doing so, wasn’t I? Let’s get going again”
“No, you think you’re fine. If coric says you can’t, I guess you can’t.” Jesse sighs and turns to coric “I guess I’ll carry him. We can’t leave him here, and you’ve got the medpack.”
Coric’s honestly a little surprised Jesse agreed, but then he feels a little bad for underestimating Jesse. But then again he gets the feeling Jesse may actually just be playing four dimensional petty chess as well.
Having acquired Ahsoka a second bike, the two Jedi were surveying the planet right until the crack of dawn when
“Master am I crazy or do you feel what I feel?”
Anakin’s bike skids to a stop in front of a trooper laying face down in the dirt, as if that’s right where he fell
“Whatcha doing Rex? Trying to become a landform?”
The captain pulls his arms underneath him and gets up. He is almost tackled right back to the ground as he’s tackle hugged from behind. Luckily he’s caught (and also hugged from the front) by anakin.
“We missed you Rex! I was afraid you were shot down! I’m so glad you’re alive...” said ahsoka
“It’s great to see you two, sirs. But I don’t know how much longer I’ll be alive if you keep crushing me”
“Now ahsoka, please don’t kill our poor captain. He looks like he’s had a long day.” He pulls away from Rex and ahsoka does the same. “So Rex, we only have two speeders, so who do you want to ride with?”
“Uhh...” he weighed his options. On the one hand- to long. Both Jedi got that glint in their eye that meant competition and both grabbed at rex at once. Anakin pulled him towards himself before ahsoka could lay a hand on the captain.
“Alright captain, you’re riding with me. Hold on.”
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soclonely · 2 years
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The Clones and How They Would React To Their Mom Having To Stop 8 Million Times to Use The Facilities Because She Has To Constantly Drink Iced Coffee
Just Grins and Bears it. We are Almost There: Fives, Dogma, Bly, Boost/Sinker, Wrecker
Dramatically sighs and rolls eyes, but doesn't say anything: Echo, Tup, Waxer/Boil, Tech,Gregor
"OK THATS IT WE ARE NOT STOPPING AGAIN FOR YOUR ICED MOCHA THIS IS THE 8TH TIME IN 3 HOURS" then proceeds to pull up to the next coffee place for her: Rex, Jesse,99, Wolffe, Crosshair,Howzer
LOL is right behind her because you too have a coffee addiction: Kix, Hardcase, Coric, Cody,Hunter, Omega, Fox
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datastate · 5 years
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the clones react to you coming out as straight:
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cody: huh. i expected more from you.
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waxer: dont be silly!! that's not real!
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boil: don t talk to me
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wolffe: [fuckiegn shoots you]
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fox: cool i support straight rights but dont try to make a move on me lol
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rex: Oh……….That’s unfortunate……..
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fives: im so sorry for your loss.
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echo: rex and fives say i cant hang out with you anymore
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hevy: cool. hey you play fortnite? -eats a whole lemon-
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ct-66-3233: Finally, another heterosexual around here. I’m tired of the gays shoving their propaganda in my face.
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tup: huh? what does that even mean?? ive never heard of a “straight person”
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dogma: w-what's that?? [violent sobbing] are you gonna die??!
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hardcase: thats fine!! i used to think that too, haha.,, get well soon!!!!!
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jesse: youre lucky i dont slaughter you were you stand.. get out of my sight before i change my mind.
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kix: that’s fine. i’m not heterophobic. my husband is straight up pinning me.
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