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dan said where’s my ring

#dan and phil #phil lester #dan howell #dnp #amazingphil #daniel howell

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dan in phil’s hospital bed

#his eyebrows

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#i hate him

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“they’re quiet because the gaming channel is coming back” no, too easy, they’re quiet because the super amazing project is coming back

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Dan: what me and Phil have is PRIVATE we want PRIVACY please respect our right to a PRIVATE LIFE

Us: cool we don’t wanna know anyway

Dan:

Dan:

Dan: so this is our sex rod-

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in reference to dan’s latest instagram story

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just thinking about.......... them

oh who, them?

#hmmm 🧐 #im lonely

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that was the weirdest video ever????? Cereal, people were fucking outside my hotel room, back to cereal, I’ve decided to be in love with myself, back to cereal, Wtf where is my golden pig yes I’m wearing shorts, back to cereal, goodbye

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i can't believe we were all excited to possibly get a glimpse at their kitchen or garden in phil's video today and instead the only new thing we got to see of the forever home was their fucking sex bar through a dan insta story. unbelievably cursed.

#i hate them for this

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…and they were roommates

oh my god, they were roommates

10 years of living together <3

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phil in life since 2006

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im just saying if dan released an album of piano music i would buy it

#dan and phil #phil lester #dan howell #dnp #amazingphil #daniel howell

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“You’re an Idiot…”

#am i … interrupting something?

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sore spots :(

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OKAY YALL HELP I KNOW THIS PHOTO EXISTS IVE SEEN IT BUT CANT FIND IT

WHO HAS IT

#girl help!!! #what is this?

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ok but imagine how many photos like this phil has on his phone?? i’m not crying you are 🥺🥺🥺

#he’s literally some guy