Kate: I just kept talking, I couldn’t stop!
Clint: Isn’t that, I dunno, life for you?
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Bev & Eddie: *talking about Greta*
Bev: What did she say?
Eddie: Just some snarky comment about me being gay
Bev: I will destroy her
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Robin: I just kept talking, I couldn’t stop!
Steve: Isn’t that, I dunno, life for you?
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Natasha, saying goodbye before going on the run: “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
Yelena: What brilliant scholar said that?
Natasha: Winnie the Pooh.
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Bellatrix: This situation's gone from worse to worser
Narcissa: That's not a word, but continue
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Twice: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Mr. Compress: Twice, it’s the shoe, if the shoe fits.
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Richie: I didn’t come out of the closet.
Richie: I fell out, on my face.
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KID: Do you trust me?
Conan: Sometimes.
KID: Make this one of those times.
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susan: do you trust me?
jane: sometimes.
susan: make this one of those times.
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Flint: This situation's gone from worse to worser.
Tess: That's not a word, but continue.
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Quill: You’re really tiny. And I love you.
Mantis: I love you too.
[They both share a sibling hug]
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Sam: You could have announced yourself.
Kate: Hi, I’m Kate. I’m crawling through the crawl space.
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Ryan: Why don’t we split up?
Dylan: Why don’t we not
Kaitlyn: Dylan, you can come with me
Ryan: Why do I have to go alone!
Kaitlyn: Fine! We’ll split up together.
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Robin: I can't focus when you're playing music.
Steve: Is this a gay thing?
Robin: No, it's a brain thing.
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Patricia: Amber, can’t you walk any quieter?
Amber: Please, Victor can’t hear us, he’s blind.
Fabian: Seriously?
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Marmalade: Look, I've already been busted for stealing sunglasses and my boyfriend's car.
Otis: Wait, you stole sunglasses? From who?
Marmalade: Not from a person, from a store. God, I have some class.
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