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[raynetheinsane]

Jason: A bee stung me!

Roy: did you provoke the bee?

Jason: yeah i was flirting with the bees girlfriend 🙄🙄

Jason: i was all “bzz bzz” and she was all “bzz bzz 😍”

#batman #batfam #jason todd #roy harper #jayroy #arsenal #red hood #batfam (and friends) as henry danger quotes #source: henry danger #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph storming off after an argument with Leo]

Leo, cheerfully: Love you!

Raph, upset: I don’t want to be loved by you right now!

#thank you for the submission <3 #submission #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: henry danger #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #raphael

[stardust948]

Azula: *Catches Zuko sneaking back inside*

Zuko: Please promise not to tell Mom and Dad!

Azula: OK. I promise.

Zuko: I mean it.

Azula: OK. I won't.

(At breakfast)

Azula: Zuko was out all night and didn't get back until 2 AM!

Zuko: !!!

Ozai: ZUKO!

Zuko: Yeah well last Friday Azula and her friends watched that R rated movie "A Ba Sing Se girl's basement"!

Ursa: AZULA!

Azula: What? It's not like it had anything I haven't seen before.

Ozai: That’s it! You two are grounded!

Zuko and Azula: But-

Ozai: My word is final!

Zuko and Azula: That’s not-

Ozai: Final!

Zuko and Azula: But they-

Ozai: FINAL!

Zuko and Azula: *sighs* Fine.

#atla #zuko #azula #ozai #ursa #royal fire family #source: henry danger #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

Varina trying to help crystal: Relax Crystal you’re gonna have the baby in one month

Crystal: Im Sorry Have you been pregnant?

Varina: No I’m only 15

Crystal: Well then don’t tell a pregnant woman to RELAX!

Varina belongs to @jokerislandgirl32

Also I feel like how Varina has tried to keep people calm like Marissa or Kira(Griffin’s Little Sister) when they get upset but she tried to keep crystal calm but crystal did not wanna be calm and only needed her space

So moral of the story: Don’t Mess with pregnant Crystal Unless if you are Logan 😂

#trins shitposts #wild kratts #kotnb #varina varmitech #crystal henderson-wells #and no I’m not pregnant for the last damn time #incorrect kotnb quotes #source: henry danger

[moonah-rose]

Michael, entering a room singing: Miss me, miss me, now you gotta ki....

Everyone:

Eleanor: What's that, bud?

Michael: Nothing, never mind.

Tahani: Now we've got to, what?

Michael: Doesn't matter.

Chidi: No, please, finish the song.

Michael: What song, shut up.

Jason: Come on, homie, pucker up.

Michael: No, gross, all of you, keep away!

Michael: *runs*

#incorrect the good place quotes #source: henry danger #tgp #the good place #team cockroach #michael tgp

[allofusaredead-incorrectquotes]

[Dae-su keeps a secret]

Woo-jin and Hyo-ryung, who were betting that he would keep a secret: We were right and you were wrong! We were right and you were wrong!

Ji-min, who was betting against him: Don’t count your Dae-sus before they hatch.

Hyo-ryung, after she leaves: What do you think she meant by that? 

Woo-jin: I don’t know. 

Woo-jin: But I think it’s from the Bible.

#all of us are dead #aouad #all of us are dead incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #jang woo jin #seo hyo ryung #kim ji min #yang dae su #source: henry danger

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

TSS!Galaxy Steve figuring out his past: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.

RQ!Elemental Steve: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?

TSS!Galaxy Steve: I like the way you think.

#(just crossover father-son bondings things) #(nothing like hanging out with a different and hungrier version of your son) #steve saga #rainbow quest #galaxy steve #elemental steve #tss!galaxy steve #rq!elemental steve #incorrect quotes #incorrect steve saga quotes #incorrect rainbow quest quotes #source: henry danger

[wild-witches]

Eda: heyyyy, what’s up kids

King: shush!

Eda: what’s going on? what are you guys watching?

King: shush! it’s a news report about you!

Luz: yeah, they’re talking about--

Eda: SHUSH!

#source: henry danger #toh #the owl house #eda clawthorne #luz noceda #king clawthorne #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect the owl house quotes #incorrect quotes the owl house #the owl house incorrect #incorrect the owl house #toh incorrect quotes #incorrect toh quotes #incorrect quotes toh #incorrect toh #toh incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect #.txt

[torturedblue]

Raph: You guys are helpless without me!

Leo: Oh, please. Mikey, Donnie, will you please come talk some sense into your silly brother?

Raph: I’m not silly! I’m practically a second parent around here!

Leo: Uh, you’re apparently silly! BAM! WORDPLAY! You lose.

#incorrect quotes #source: henry danger #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #henry danger #nickelodeon #raphbemadstressed #tmnt 2018 #new account #idkwhatelsetotagman #i like turtles

[spacewarriorsam]

Lex: Don’t worry. It’s just Super-lame.

Kara: It’s Supergirl

Lex: I know. I was being disrespectful.

#incorrect dc comics #incorrect superman quotes #source: henry danger

[incorrectccrp]

Bill: 🎶Ooh, Paul! You'll never believe what happened🎶

Paul: No, I know

Ted: 🎶There's a musical curse over Hatchetfield 🎶

Paul: Yeah, I know

Charlotte: 🎶And you'll never believe who did it🎶

Paul: Pokey?

Bill: 🎶Pokey!🎶

Paul: Yeah, I know

Ted: 🎶Ooh, Paul, you'll never believe how he did it🎶

Paul: The speakers

Charlotte: 🎶He took control of the speakers🎶

Paul: Yeah, I know

Ted: 🎶And then put out a weird kind of frequency🎶

Bill: 🎶And now we have to sing!🎶

Paul: Guys!

Charlotte: Yeah?

Paul: ...🎶Thanks for filling me in🎶

#incorrect quotes #op #tgwdlm #ted #charlotte #paul #bill #ccrp #source: henry danger #paul isnt having a good time

[raynetheinsane]

Batfam (and friends) as Henry Danger quotes

(Because im a nerd and love this show)

Damian: Tt, my parties arent that bad

Jon: Christmas. 3 years ago. 15 kids ended up in the hospital!

Damian: FATHER!!!

Tim: Damian! Were trying to study here *indicates to Duke and Steph, both clearly not studying*

Damian: I’m talking to my Father.

Robin!Jason: Dangit! All these jobs say i gotta have skills..

Dick: You have skills!

Jason: Name one.

Dick: You’re a great dancer!

Jason: No I’m not?

Dick: You could take lessons.

(More under the cut i just dont want this to be super duper long)

Bruce: How old are you?

Tim, trying to become robin: Im 13, I’ll be 14. On my next birthday

Dick: Ah so youre aging sequentially

Tim, extremely tired: Do you ever dream about sleeping?

Steph, extremely confused:…no??

Tim: good. If you did youd be dead.

Bruce: Lets ride.

Robin!Jason who is very new to this: Wha- Ride where?

Bruce: We’ve got people in the Jandy River that need saving.

Bruce: Come on.

Jason: You mean we’re going there? Together? Like right now?

Tim, extremely dirty and has a cut on his face walking into Drake Manor:

Jack, not paying attention: Hey Tim, did you get the job?

Tim: Yeah, just finished my first day.

Jack: So hows work?

Tim: Uh it was pretty… interesting.

Bernard: Hey, you never told us what you do at your new job

Tim: *just stares wide eyed silently*

Bruce: While we were patrolling, Poison Ivy stole packs of baby bottles, can you guess why?

Robin!Dick: Uhhh

Bruce: To flood the bottles with radioactive plant matter.

Dick: I would not have guessed that.

Jason: I see youre in your pajama pants.

Tim: Yeah its almost midnight, I was studying for this test i have tomorrow

Jason: What subject?

Tim: Puerto Rican history

Jason: Ah Puerto Rico… land of…

Tim: Puerto Ricans?

Jason: yeah..

Red Hood: Strike three.

Spoiler: That was only 2

Hood: Okay, don’t correct me in front of the criminals

Duke: Whats in the mug?

Tim, who just poured himself and entire pot of coffee despite hating it: Coffee.

Tim: To keep me alive.

Duke: no, no, no, no, you cannot drink this much coffee after work. This mug is comedically large!

Steph: I have the same dream all the time. It satrts with me getting a horse for my birthday. Then my dad shows up. Then the horse kicks my dad in the face!

Jason, helping Tim study: You want a good grade on your puerto rican math test?

Tim: history

Jason, who died before he finished highschool: Same thing

Non-Bat who needs the antidote for Joker gas or something: Will this hurt?

Black Bat: Yes, very much.

Bernard, talking about a criminal the Bats cant catch: Its not Batmans fault, he just needs a better sidekick

Tim: One more time.

Bernard, who knows: Just saying, I’d be way better at catching criminals than the current Robin

Dick: I’m gonna die..

Jason: Not in the house. If you’re gonna die, do it outside

Tim: I’m Robin.

Bernard: I know. I figured that out.

Damian: Todd, I wish to speak to you about something.

Jason: BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE

Oracle: Steph, come to Gotham Park right now!

Steph: noo, I’m not in the mood for trees

Oracle: did i ask you what youre in the mood for?

Vikki Vale: So, Spoiler, how did you catch Two Face?

Spoiler: I’d love to take all the credit, but it was really all thanks to my partner, Black Bat.

Vikki: Interesting. Black Bat, can you tell us more?

Black Bat: No.

It really bothers me the lack of Babs, Cass, and Duke worthy quotes there are 😔😔 also my personal favs show a lot and im sorry for that, but there will be more as i think of them, these are just eps 1-4, the rest will be posted like in a queue or something and as single quotes cus im eepy

#batfam #batman #robin #dc robin #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batfamily headcanons #incorrect quotes #henry danger #stephanie brown #cassandra wayne #barbara gordon #source: henry danger

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Dog Man: Do.. you want a hug? Let's hug...

Petey: Not now. I don't want your hug right now.

[after two seconds of silence]

Dog Man: Okay, you just said you wanted a hug. I'm gonna give you one.

Petey: When YOU want to, okay?! I don't want a hug from you right after I tell you I want a hug! I only want it to happen because YOU want to hug me, when it's YOUR idea, not because I had to ask for it!

#source: henry danger #dog man #petey the cat #badges and stripes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dog man quotes

[elcarimercanto]

Basically how Anakin should have left the Jedi Order in ROTS

*In the council chambers*

Mace: Oh no my illegal wife's having a baby, and I'm stuck here in the Order being a Jedi and saving lives!

Anakin: Exactly, I've been too busy saving everyone else's life, I forgot to have one of my own.

Mace: You swore an oath to the Order!

Anakin: Yeah when I was 9

Mace: So?

Anakin: So maybe I don't want to do it anymore!

Obi-wan: Is it because you're so obviously scared of being stuck here with me?!

Anakin: Yeah Obi-wan, I am! I don't want to be a Jedi for another 30, 40 or 50 years.

Obi-wan: But wasn't that the plan. You'd be my Padawan then become a Jedi master on the council with me.

Anakin: No I don't want to be a Jedi master, okay? I don't ever want to be like you. I will never, ever be like you...

Mace: Then why are you even here?

Anakin: That's a good question. *Starts walking out*

Obi-wan: What are you doing?

Anakin: Quiting...Hey everyone, I'm Anakin Skywalker, and I used to be a Jedi.

Anakin: Oh and Obi-wan...

Obi-wan: What?

Anakin: I'm taller than you. *LEAVES*

(I just thought this was funny)

#source: henry danger #anakin skywalker #star wars #obi wan kenobi #star wars incorrect quotes #mace windu #yoda #jedi order #jedi master #jedi knight #anakin and obi wan #darth vader #ahsoka tano

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

Martin: hey Logan why don’t you go to the bathroom for a sec

9yr old Logan: Because I’m Empty

Chris: Then go in there and listen to your Tim McGraw Playlist

9yr old Logan: DONE *Runs to the bathroom*

Michael who only wanted to talk to the bros and Logan about going to movies and watch the rugrats movie:

#trins shitposts #wild kratts #martin kratt #chris kratt #michael jackson #logan henderson #kotnb 1990s #source: henry danger

[overheardonthecyclone]

Constance: The weirdest thing happened over the weekend. All the towels in my house got stolen!

Ricky: Same here!

Ocean: I haven’t had towels in months

#ride the cyclone #rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #ricky potts #ricky rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #source: henry danger