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Sabre: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Rainbow Steve: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today!
Sabre: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, people!
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Sabre: Eat pepper spray, you freak! [sprays pepper spray at Faceless]
Faceless:
Faceless: It doesn’t hurt. I have no eyes.
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(Rainbow Quest)
Sabre: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was a coral, I'd already be dead.
Dark Steve: What do corals get stressed about anyway?
Time Steve: Current events.
Sabre:
Dark Steve: Ooh- I sea.
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(Rainbow Quest)
Sabre: Stop asking me if this is “the hill I want to die on”. Any terrain will do.
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(Rainbow Quest)
[Sabre has a broken foot and Shadow Sabre has a bloody nose.]
Dark Steve: What happened?
Sabre: I tried to let go of my anger and threw a rock at my foot!
Dark Steve, to Shadow Sabre: And what happened to you?
Shadow Sabre: Oh, I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It’s fine.
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Galaxy Steve: I hate when Sabre says “Are you even listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation...
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Rainbow Steve: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Ghost Steve, who is used to being in the Catacombs: You mean literally or figuratively?
Rainbow Steve: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Sabre: We should appreciate the small things in life.
Sabre: [picks up and hugs Gerald] You are appreciated.
Gerald, telepathically: Put me down or I will kill you.
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(Rainbow Quest)
Time Steve: I’ll carve our initials into a tree on our first date because it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.
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Yellow King: Please sit in this chair. I’d like to ask you some questions.
Sabre, whispering to Rainbow Steve: Deny everything.
Rainbow Steve: That’s not a chair.
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(Rainbow Quest)
Elemental Steve: Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral.
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Violet Steve: It’s like hava.
Sabre: What’s hava?
Violet Steve: Hava nice day lmao gottem.
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Elemental Steve: Did you know that atoms don’t touch each other? And since we are made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives?
Time Steve:
Elemental Steve: So, to answer your question, no, I did not punch that Steve -
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(Rainbow Quest)
Sabre: Green Steve said the funniest thing yesterday.
Sabre: “You need therapy.”
Sabre, laughing: As IF!
Sabre, tearing up: I’m fine...
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Void Steve: Do you feel it? The tremors in the dark? Those ever shifting depths? That’s me.
Galaxy Steve: Me shambling into the kitchen at 3 AM to eat fistfuls of shredded cheese.
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