overheardonthecyclone

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[in the car]

Ocean: Are we going to the mall?

Noel: We are going to the mall.

Ocean: Because it’s locked into the GPS.

Noel: Yes. Correct.

Ocean: Therefore, you may possibly know which direction to drive in.

Noel: Do you work on being annoying? Like, do you get up in the morning and just work on your annoying factors?

Ocean: Yeah!

Noel: Wow. I wonder if that’s worth anything in the world today? Cause I’ll tell you, it’s not worth much to me right now. I’ve had my fill. I’m up to here.

#i keep forgetting I run this blog lol #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #noel rtc #noel gruber #source: love it or list it

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Penny: Ocean, in your last text to me, you put the comma in the wrong spot, so it looked like you were calling me your mom’s name.

Ocean: Mother??

Ocean: You absorbed her.

Penny: Rore (Rebecca vore)

Ocean: How The Grinch Stole Christmas? No no no, “How Penny Ruined Christmas (with only three words)”

#had to improvise a name for ocean’s mom #ocean rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #penny lamb #penny rtc #jane doe rtc #jane rtc #ride the cyclone #rtc #source: original #my discord server #literally happened just a minute ago between me and my bestie

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Noel: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Constance: >:O LANGUAGE!

Penny: Yeah, watch your fucking language!

Ricky: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT PENNY THE FUCK WORD?

Mischa: “The fuck word”

Ocean: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time!

Ricky: Oh my god, she censored it.

Penny: Say fuck, Ocean.

Mischa: Do it, Ocean. Say fuck.

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #ricky potts #ricky rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #penny lamb #penny rtc #the choir’s all here! #source: ??? #fall fair queue

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The choir: This is for the Cyclone you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why’d you kill us with your trifflin dirty white roller coaster ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the repair man today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry rickety ass broken railed bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of fair you’re at I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause imma show you not to kill us when we were just trying to have fun bitch

#has this been done yet or can i #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #ricky potts #ricky rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #penny lamb #penny rtc #source: copypasta #fall fair queue #the choir’s all here!

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Penny: I like spicy food!

Mischa: What spicy food do you eat if you don’t like vegetables?

Penny: Hot Cheetos

#ride the cyclone #rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #jane doe #penny lamb #penny rtc #jane doe rtc #source: original #my discord server #me. i am penny. #fall fair queue

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Mischa: Ocean’s been in the hospital so much they gave her a preferred customer card.

Ocean: Yeah, one more stomach pumping, and I win a trip to Hawaii!

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #source: ?? #fall fair queue

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The choir: Ocean is always so focused during a show. She must only be thinking about performing and nothing else.

Ocean, thinking:

#this might not be as funny as i think it is #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #ricky potts #ricky rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #penny lamb #penny rtc #source: original #fall fair queue #the choir’s all here!

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Constance: How about some icebreakers! What would you guys be if you were drinks? I’d be cherry cola! :)

Ricky: Tea!

Mischa: Piss

Penny: Bleach

Noel: Poison

Ocean: Expired milk two days before it becomes cheese

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #ricky potts #ricky rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #penny lamb #penny rtc #the choir’s all here! #source: tumblr #fall fair queue

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Ocean: Now for the big finish!

Ocean: *cartwheels directly into a table*

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #source: bob's burgers #fall fair queue

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Constance: Where did you get this tomato soup? It’s really good!

Ocean: That's a bowl of ketchup I microwaved

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #source: text message #fall fair queue

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Noel: Is it, like, a little annoying or is it like when Penny chews her hair?

Penny: *spits her hair out of her mouth*

#ride the cyclone #rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #penny lamb #penny rtc #source: friends #fall fair queue

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Constance: I only asked for you guys to get milk. What took so long?

Noel: We couldn’t find the milk

Ocean: He left me at the store!

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #constance blackwood #constance rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #source: ?? #fall fair queue

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Penny: My nipple is so soft now

Ocean: Thank you so much for that I feel like we have transcended our relationship

#don’t tag as ship or i’ll take the fattest shit in your pillowcase and not tell you about it #just in case you know #some people be taking everything for a ship #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #penny lamb #penny rtc #source: original #my discord server

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Ocean: I’m gonna kill myself.

Mischa: What have we said about that phrase?

Ocean: You literally told me to kill myself yesterday

#*mischa voice* ‘it’s different when someone else tells you to’ #mom friend mischa #kinda lmao #he meant it affectionately #also hello hi i remembered i run a blog like this lol #gonan put some stuff in the queue! #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #source: original #my discord server

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Noel, the narrator: Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She’s in a whale, but she doesn’t know it.

Ocean: Ah! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it!

Noel: An old TV turns on. We know it’s old because it’s covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump.

Noel: The puppet from the other fortunes appears on the screen, but this time he’s sexier. We know he’s sexier because he’s covered in sex webs.

Karnak: Hello, Ocean. Wanna play a game?

Ocean: Yes. Of course. Don’t be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please.

Noel: Ocean still doesn’t realize she’s inside a whale.

Karnak: Ocean, you are inside a whale.

Noel: Ocean now realizes she’s inside a whale.

Noel: She’s fine with it.

Karnak: I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas.

Ocean, whispering to herself: Good thing I don’t need my pancreas.

Karnak: But since I know don’t need your pancreas, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one.

Ocean, whispering to herself: Ah, fuck, I don’t know kidneys.

Noel: A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV.

Karnak: Woah. What the fuck is that? I didn’t do that. Who did that?

Noel: The whale did that.

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #noel gruber #noel rtc #the amazing karnak #source: tiktok

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Noel: I hate the color yellow.

Ocean: Me, who had jaundice as a child

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #noel rtc #noel gruber #source: original #my discord server #i did have jaundice as a baby #so ocean gets it too

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Mischa: i started humping my mattress to the beat of my morning alarm because i thought someone was having a flat party

Ocean: WHAT

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #source: original #my discord server